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57910330 No.57910330 [Reply] [Original]

If you found a million euros in cold hard cash on your walk in the forest, how would you proceed to change your life?

>> No.57910670

Find a way to launder it i.e. create a cash based business

>> No.57910805

>>57910670
How?
What business?
And afterwards?

>> No.57910861

I'd exchange it for a real currency like USD in person then live off that cash while every "official" dollar I make goes into investments

>> No.57911929

>>57910330
I'd leave it there; that much money has short-tempered people looking for it.

>> No.57912005

>>57910330
Lmao wtf are you gonna do with 1 million euros thats probably equivalent of like $100 us dollars europeans are so fucking poor

>> No.57912957

>>57910861
thats boring. what would you invest in
>>57911929
damn are u a pussi?

>> No.57913080
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>>57910330
I wouldn't. I seen No Country for Old Men.

>> No.57913090

>>57910330
Good luck getting those euros into your bank account.

Kek eurocuck

>> No.57913102

>>57910330
Rebuild my parents house into an apartment building using lots of my current cash. One apartment for parents, one for my brother, 4 for me.
Or maybe just buy my parents a small apartment and swap for the house, brother would inherit the small apartment, and if he breaks up with his gf before he inherts the apartment then I would rent him onr of my apartments in the apartment building I would build

Or maybe I would just buy a small apartment for myself and invest, go to the gym, pick up chicks, trance parties, then try to find a wife and start a family.
But again I would need a house.

>> No.57913173

>>57913102
Oh and I would pay for the interiors in cash.
Electrical utilities I could do on my own, I would have the time.
So yea, I would become a landlord.
Maybe even consider getting a house on the Adriatic to rent to the tourists

>> No.57914536
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57914536

Looking at how the current state of the US is, and how close a recession is breathing down their necks if truflation data is right kek I would just go there and make millions on real estate.
That's about it, you can call me a retard now. But you can always check by urself the real detes
x.com /truflation/status /1765846095413092666?s=20

>> No.57914661
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>>57914536
people who take walks in nature are soulful and understand that speculating on something as vital as housing is bad karmic energy going straight to their qi's. a true spiritualfag would take the million euros and invest in natural juice production.

>> No.57914714

>>57914536
realstate and housing is always gonna be a good investment, but I t wont always translate to hard
cash.

>> No.57914722

>>57910861
>real currency
The BRICS makes the US dollar unusuable, hope this helps.

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>>57914714
as long as it is REAL passive income and I dont gotta work for the rest of my life, sounds fair enough for me. Also gives me a comfy bed to invest after taxes.
>>57914661
bold of you to assume i care about nature atall
i just care about cooming, money and posting

>> No.57914750

>>57911929
>>57913080
fellas if there's a bag of money lying around with no corpses around or crime scene nearby then it's literally all yours. now say what you would do with it and discuss finance in the business and finances board this isn't the overthinking mystery novel club, NIGGERS

i'd take the cash and put it all into one of those boring long term bank investment things with 4% interest or whatever as long as its slightly higher than inflation im good

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>>57914536
Only real answer in this thread. People with actual capital fuck with real state, it's that simple.

>> No.57914769

>>57910861
Only "real" currency that would give you an 1/1 on investments are either turkiye's currency or ARS. That's pretty much all about it

>> No.57914779

>>57913080
I havent, does the guy dies at the end or what?

>> No.57914783
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>>57914769
>tfw he hasn't laundered money on Thailand yet

>> No.57914801

>>57913080
no one is actually trying to hurt you, anon. Unless you did something to piss of glowies you're fine, take that bag with you and be a jew for the first time on your life

>> No.57914810

it wouldn't because i live in america

>> No.57914924

>>57910330
Just a million? I'll find some way to deposit cash into prepaid cards and buy into stable coins then drop it all on doge

>> No.57916458

Byzantine gold chains and a pinky ring with a ruby stone. I'd also take flights to every country with a burger king still serving the old style chicken tenders