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Also have 50k to drop on crypto. Shill me some unpumped gems with real utility...

ask gpt

>>57910082
This
Chatgpt did my resume and cover letter

>>57910029
Just fucking lie like everyone else
>Arby’s because first job
>kohls because I wanted more retail experience, realized I didn't like it but liked working with customers
>printer technician for some local service provider because knew someone who did it and they got me in, learned a lot about technology, moved up to technical account manager, handled customer accounts and was their “it guy” for all issues, stayed here a long time and liked it but there wasn’t room for much growth, no commission etc
>job you are applying for would be here
Just fake it. On the streets you gotta fake it to survive. The guys that don’t fake it get it way worse

>>57910029
>resume: 18 inches long
>girth: 8 inches
>>hired

>>57910029
Take some courses on somewhat useful stuff and then lie about your knowledge on your CV. This is unironically the only way you can even dream of getting a job now. Even mega qualified professionals lie to hype themselves up even more.
Every experience or piece of knowledge you have can and should be inflated. Extrapolate. Claim to be the fucking creme d'la creme in whatever you know best.
>>57910059
You don't have a job to DCA further or at least have something to manage losses so stake BNB and accrue some interests and airdrops. Then, pump and dump whatever shitcoin gets published on Binance like the second it goes live, trust me on this one.

Satoshisync comes out sometime in the next two months, before the halve. It's for BTC inscriptions and ordinals, and thanks to the ETF hype BTC is more relevant than ever so projects like these make me feel comfy.

you don't. people like you should go live in nature.

>>57910614
fridayai does better cover letters

>>57910679
>The guys that don’t fake it get it way worse
I can confirm, this isn't an exaggeration or anything if you don't lie you will get rejected everywhere. Nobody even wants to hire in the first place if they are forced to they will give it to the best of the best. Or maybe they know everyone's lying and they just give it to whoever is the most comically over experienced of them all.

>>57912276
Its just easier to blatantly lie and learn the ropes on the spot sometimes.
thats how I landed a waggie as chef when I barely knew how to make rice
Its just a matter of luck too, I guess.

>>57910082
>>57910614
Ideas for a good, detailed prompt?

>>57912276
>Inscriptions and ordinals
>Literally BTC-powered nfts
He said REAL utility, nigger.

>>57910082
>>57910614
bet you two cry to your sleep on twatter defending artists from AI or some kinda shit

>>57912392
Sure, be my guest and buy avax or polkadot or whatever. see how much money you make with those.
>>57912377
Correct.

>>57912392
bet you scored a perfect 10 at text comprehesion
have you even checked how the ordinals work? Read the paper at least and then hate nyogger

>>57912421
>gettiing thrist trapped on biz of all places
anon do i have a problem

>>57912276
Thanks for the last part anon. I'm mega sidelined everywhere I look, btc just hit 70k so it definitely feels like i'd be stupid to buy now. I don't really know what to do besides praying to the defi gods.

>>57912421
OMG FFS TROLL TUMBNAIL YOU FUCKING GOT ME, WAS ABOUT TO JERK OFF YOU MOTHER FUCKER

>>57912276
Funny thing is that even if you lie, you get hired, the old folk will keep you down in the gutters constantly. Go indie

>>57910029
ez, just talk about the stuff you learned with your "under the table" shit which was probably just fud attacking shitcoins or something and use that to your advantage
why would you be a waggie having 50k tho
>>57912276
look at this fagget, ready to probabl get a x20 doing nothing, invest that shit bru

>>57912468
it's the same problem I have then

>>57912479
cool girl you posted there

>>57912483
>already gooning over a fucking thumbnail

>>57912392
actually, he only asked for real utility. he didnt say nigger, faggot

>>57912380
ask gpt, for realsis

>>57912276
I read satoshisync has their own native toke, and saw on tw that they are making allies to add partners to their project., that's a green flag IMo

>>57910029
can you even lift bro?

>>57912345
yeah right and fuck squirrels and eat shrooms,

>>57912347
Thanks anon

>>57910029
List the under the table stuff