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I'm sure he understands basic math

>>57912008
You broke rule #1 of crypto. Telling people you trade. Good luck hearing his bitching during minor price dips

>>57912008
You don't. Your existence in this world depended entirely on that man's balls (AND he fucked your mom probably thousands of times). Kneel and help your dad

>>57912008
Why would your dad need you to beat about the bush or be super polite? If he's copying you, then he'll respect the fact that you knew a decent time to buy in. Just tell him you wouldn't do it, now, for whatever reasons you have.

>>57912008
Tops in boys

It's probably a great time, $250k before June easy. We have broken the hymen of the ATH, BTC is now wetter than your mom when your dad takes her from behind

>>57912836
That's not really how greed works, anon

>>57912008
Well it is not actually. Alt season is months ahead. Just tell him to buy LTC or other reliable alt.

>>57912008

Top signal

>>57912008
You don't. If it moons after you tell him not to buy it will be your fault he missed gains.

>>57912008
if you think btc won't get above at least 100k, then your dad is already smarter than you on the matter.

All you have to do is say "well remember I didn't talk you into buying" and "it can get very volatile" and that meets your obligation. Link him some podcasts and audio books to listen to so he can understand what he got into better.

>>57912076
This OP. My dad has been an asshole in my life but I still help him out because I’m his son and want to be a better man than he is.

>>57912008
i am in a similar situation
i told my dad to buy around 20-30k, then he comes back and asks if its a good time to buy at 55k
i told him no and he bitched at me when it broke ATH
i also told him to buy ICP at $3 and link at $0.20 but he seems to forget those

>>57912008
Why on earth would you not do everything in your power to stop him from investing in BTC??
Wake up ... save the old man.

Have him sell the house and put it all on LINU instead.

>>57912008
that dude fucked your mom and nutted in her, if anything he owes you bro not the other way around.

just tell him to dca and only play with money he can afford to lose

>>57912030
>Good luck hearing his bitching during minor price dips
Pretty much this.

>>57913335
You're a cuckold

>>57912030
I have up after I found out you need some some real hard core patience to hold for years on end and barely anyone can do it. Most will just dump it for whatever reason and blame you half4 year cycle and a buy is underwater

>>57912008
Ask him if he is retarded. Then, when he answers no, explain to him that only a retard would buy at a relative high rather than the next bear or major correction.

>>57912008
He’s probably trying to invest your future inheritance, and like a retard, you reject it.

Protip: your mom had you with another man

>>57912008
Tell him to go all in
We need the exit liquidity
Don’t feel bad about it you are the new daddy now

>>57912008
show them how easy coins can fall and make you lose a shit ton of money or videos of cryptodudes losing their shit after X coin crashed
kind of worked when i showed my older sister my earnings on dextools and asked me about it, like she's not a good spender at all, she CAN'T go to casinos or she'll end up in a huge debt we'll need to pay