/biz/ - Business & Finance

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It's never been more Joever
Strongest economy under Biden!

>>57900486
>>57900486

My COIN $130 6/21 calls are up over 2200% and my HOOD $17 1/17 calls are up around 300%

When should I rotate these into PLTR $40 calls? And what exp?

Your answers will be recorded.

>>57900492
He said ban AI voice impersenation.

YOURE OUTTA TOUCH
IM OUTTA TIME
BUT IM OUTTA MY HEAD WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND
WOAH OH OH OH
WOAH OH OH!

Stop pumping EU, you assholes

>Trying to come off as relatable
>The daughter of 2 business owners
This woman already fucking blew it. Biden won. Buy chips.

Katie Britt, worst actor of all time

so what are you selling/ getting out of at market open and what are you going into at market open?

So now that AI is officially dead, what's the next big thing? Weight loss pills?

>>57900531
>and more

>>57900547
yeah and shes doing it from her fancy kitchen like some eceleb-- wait shes a politician same shit

>>57900492
He was strongly pro AI, except for voice impersonation

>NVDA up nearly the same overnight as it was during trading hours
bros i'm scared... but i wanna keep gainmaxxing my meager bags

>>57900560
>Weight loss pills?
No he also said all pharma will be cheap. All prescribed stuff CHEAP

>>57900560
the pills make people too nauseated that they prefer the shots. I have no research on the new celx pre diabetic pill or whatever biotech got pumped this morning.

>>57900551
None of this matters

>>57900552
Considering selling some MMND and getting into ATAI, both are in the field of treating mental disorders. MMND pumped so hard yesterday, but it’s hard to decide if I should sell or hold.
My original plan was to hold until $10 and sell a portion

bidenomics IS working though chuds

>>57900602
Ive got beachfront property in wisconsin for you. Dirt cheap.

Who thinks we dump in the morning on nonfarm payrolls?

>>57900552
NVDA turbo pumped after hours and now my call is deep itm not sure if there will be another turbo pump tomorrow or if i roll it up for another week

>>57900551
This roastie sounds like an angry sorority girl

>>57900552
Going all in on tsm calls

>>57900486
Diabetes baron checking in, again.
>>57900560
Join us fren.

>>57900613
tuesdays cpi and inflation report will probably have a bigger effect on markets than nonfarm payrolls

>>57900607
I just want candy thanks

>>57900628
I turned my stream off after she womensplained too long
>>57900595
added to the watchlist
>>57900614
my balls arent big enough for nvda
>>57900630
why not all in on stock and selling puts? I'm no sage at stocks but people seem addicted to options.

>>57900560
they shill this stuff so much on tv. just an easy way to lose weight without doing any effort.

Well, I guess it's settled then: Joe "Ban AI" Biden is crashing the stock market.

>>57900628
fuckin acting so hard, it's worse than biden,

Why is Elon musk trying to get me to invest in lithium

>>57900560
Sugar free should be banned if it's just the same shit different name.

calls or puts, call it

I think their plan is to damage the brains of those listening so they forget the actual address because this doesn't rebut anything and I think she's subtly implying staging a coup with all this lead destiny and references to the American revolution.

That was horrible.

>>57900660
Are you being sarcastic? The market is currently pumping even more.

>>57900683
I need to know whats being put up

>>57900683
I don't understand what we are betting for sir but we are closed.

>>57900658
>just an easy way to lose weight without doing any effort.
it makes you nauseated and reduces appetite
I have family members on semaglutides, I meet up and administer their shots on a certain day of the week because a lot of people cant handle injecting themselves nor others.
they still do exercise and the shots are packed with nutrients to make up for malnourishment from the lack of appetite. It makes it easier but it is not no effort. If you know people on it who act like it is-- they are prideful and saving face.

>>57900613
What does that have to do with ai?

How to best capture gold? UGL seems meh, JNUG too much decay. Maybe AGI?

>>57900729
What's better about AGI (it's shit), than UGL?? Why not calls on GLD? What about IAU?

My god, why do central banks feel the need to pump markets higher when they already are at ATH? fuckin insane

Good night, sweet prince

>>57900537
Happy Thursday

>>57900644
SOXL touches 100 in November

>>57900693
Check again.

>>57900744
why is AGI shit?

>>57900767
Because if they don't then the regime will have to answer for its crimes.

So are we all rotating to intel now?

>>57900568
It's going over $1000 tomorrow.

>futures

>>57900790
Fuck you. 2/10 made me look and reply.

>>57900798
ECB expects core inflation to be 2,6% for 2023.
It was 3,9%, 3,6%, 3,3% so far. And they lowered it today from 2,7 to 2,6. How the fuck do you do that after those readings? How do you get to 2,6% from currently 3,6% (mean of first three months)?

>>57900794
Feel free to answer me first, anon.

>>57900744
>Why not calls on GLD
I'm not optionsfag but I looked at calls with expiry in January next year and it just looks like shit? Big spreads, not much reward to risk.

>>57900813
>>57900568
What I don't get with AH trading is that there's way less liquidity and a higher spread, so you're paying out the ass for something. Why? It won't affect the opening price, and it'll either gap up or down, and you've either got stocks at where they'll be at a rally, or ate shit from it gapping down. And then, it's limited to certain brokerages, but it's usually (((big players))) that can move the market in either case, so they should know better.

>>57900829
I meant 2024.

MERICA

jews control the market
i refuse to play a game controlled by hebrew pedophiles

>>57900650
>I'm no sage at stocks but people seem addicted to options.
Because over the two weeks I have been trading options I am up over 100%

>>57900825
I hate the antichrist.

>>57900510
Right now. No one ever got poor taking a profit.

>>57900845
its be a slave to the numbers while shitposting or be a slave doing something else

>>57900861
What the fuck is that? A bunch of nobodies? NVDA is pumping lile a retard. And that is literally the only stock that matters. Especially among tech stocks.

>>57900840
>>57900840
because they know the EU will go into recession hard when autumn comes and nobody will buy anything

its easy to make good forecasts when you're hell bent on suiciding your continent

i genuinely believe though that the US will barely be affected, after an initial dip US companies can spread their wings and pick off the EU bones

The RSI and MACD on NVDA is insane. I know things don't have to come down but damn that doesn't look toppish to anyone else?

>>57900871
I hate the antichrist.

>>57900845
Just play it better than them

>rsi
>macd
I know what this says by sight.

>>57900851
What this retard is trying to articulate is that his monkey brain is now rewired to only use leverage for dopamine hits.

>>57900901
What's the name of this chart again

TUCKERCARLSON.COM

2 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHED

>>57900920
what did they watch tucker do?

Freindly reminter that ZIM is still cheap considering the fact that they are shipping freshly made NVDA gpus to AI enthusiasts all over the world.

>>57900918
It's called
>Missing_x_axis.bmp

>>57900944
Looks like volatility bands

>>57900666
Buy LAAC

>>57900918
https://www.blockchaincenter.net/en/bitcoin-rainbow-chart/
I dont know of any sources to see this typo of chart for real stocks. If I get rich I'll pay a slave to set up an api and front end to represent stocks on a chart like this for you in the future.

>>57900980
>does not have any scientific basis behind it
>new formula and best fit
It looks like a natural logarithm, and the scale does support that as well. In theory you could do this for any asset with their highs and lows. The problem is that e~2.718, so that roughly corresponds with BTC's halving (doubling price) nature. Other assets don't do that, unless you index it to say, inflation or something.

>>57900948
https://tlc.thinkorswim.com/center/reference/Tech-Indicators/strategies/T-Z/VolatilityBand
found a source to learn about it

>>57900486
>Got the Nvidia 25 cents dividend.

>>57900486

I've reached the point where if I kill myself nobody on earth would miss me. It's a really sobering thought. I wish it weren't, I wish I could be as cold and uncaring as I present myself to be outwardly. Anyway, going long on INTC.

>>57900943
get your jewish pennyships out of here

>>57900943
SMCI was the chosen reseller to get pumped
I swear no one knows what SMCI does to make money

>>57901039
We would miss you, but we just wouldnt know you, per se.

>>57901038
search for buyer liquidity

>get fucked by calls today
>DBZ creator passed away
it's over...

Are my calls gonna get fucked tomorrow and next week?

How hard is NVDA going to pump tomorrow???

>>57901039
A druid told me in a dream that the jews want you to do that because it means you are reincarnated again as a slave for them.
You have a divine spark. Don't let them have your soul.

what causes this to happen? if you had a limit buy order at like $390 would your order have been filled in during that dip?

>>57901057
Trades are not that action-oriented.

>>57901060
Now that the bad news is over with, we can continue the rally

I hate the antichrist.

>>57901077
Depends. Was your limit order flagged for GTEM? If so, it would probably get filled. Why wouldn't it?
But that's 6% price swing due to whatever reason. This is why market orders are silly on AH

>>57901077
Trading algos are using after hours for practice for the day they crash the market. It's massive simulation playing off instantly that they will unleash slowly on the day of the heem!

>>57901060
>NIKKEI touches ATH

>>57901085
>picrel
she is cute. What is her name?

>>57901119
She is white so she prefers dogs

>literally everyone on the internet
>hurr don't buy intel it's a boomer stock that bleeds money
>intel sucks buy tsmc
>intel sucks its below its 2000 high
All of these are true yet I have rarely made money listening to people anywhere but /biz/.

This board was right about semis in 2022 when everyone was memeing about SOXL at $10.

This board was right about you can't cuck the zuck

This board was right god knows how many shitcoins.

INTC 50c, doesn't matter how shit they are. They're going to pump because desperate retards who missed the boat on NVDA are looking for a next play, gonna pile in and drive up prices creating a crescendo effect of this hitting 90 bucks next month.

We open at 46 tomorrow and close at 41 or 50. No in between.

>>57901077
It's just a glitch.

For example, it does not show on RH as in my screenshot.

Another example is yahoo finance here, which it does not exist either
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/MSFT

So no, it will not fill. Though things like this do occur when say a stock is halted.

My GM put is printing nicely. Up 45% since yesterday. I think it will go down more.

>>57901146
well done anon. i was going to roast you when you first posted your position but i abstained. I realized it was out of envy i was going to lash out at you. I fired all my cash at some tech calls so i had no ammo to copy your play.

>>57901134
if intel hits 90 next month im quitting my day job.

>>57900938
TALK ABOUT GLOBALISTS AND THE WAR ON AMERICA AND WESTERN VALUES LIKE INDEPENDENCE

>>57900841
The world could have Earth. America is unironically in Mars.

>>57901134
>This board was right god knows how many shitcoins.
a point of pride for me was when I saw the chaincoin and signatum threads and called them bullshit and found vindication.

Hey bros what about this one?

>>57901159
Thanks, fren. I'm cautiously dipping back into options. I would like my first try in a while to be a winner.

So who owns the most soxl here ? I had 750 at one point but 200 got margin called

>>57900833
cause GLD is just 1x gold price. thats shit, I need leverage. AGI prints more than other miners and they havent diluted in a long time so they seem solid. JNUG and other leveraged ETFs have brutal decays and I want to buy and hold not fuck around every day

>>57901170
Good its going to. It's got shitty tech. Hemorrhages money. And it's only edge is govt funding. Everybody hates it.

Last stock to do that was META. This board was the ONLY place I saw anyone bullish on it.

>>57901134
thats why you buy both INTC and TSM

do you guys not feel like everyone is fucking DESPERATE for money? is this what you fags call the mania phase? doesn't a huge crash usually come after this? even powell is telling us a crash is coming...

>>57901182
check out the Ghetto Double Standard Deviation when trading options. helped me a ton, but you still have to do some heavy lifting going into each play.

so nvidia goes to 1k then everything crashes right

>>57901199
"Melt up"

>>57901076
I think it's much the opposite. Jews make suicide illegal because human capital is profitable and it wouldn't be any good to tell the cogs of your soulless machine that they can opt out of existing. Personally I'm very pro-choice on suicide, as long as you've thought it through and have rationally concluded you are unable or unwilling to make life worth living and aren't just acting on rash fleeting impulse.

>>57901199
I have literally made 90% of my cash shorting this market. You don't see companies like PANW dump 30% overnight and think "huh this bull market is crazy haha"

>>57901191
It seems lately that bad news=good news.
>>57901199
no moreso than before. means the banks won
>>57901205
we can only be so lucky, prob banks on Monday. Anyone opening any shorts on local banks?

>>57901085
I love to hear the cute death rattles. I wouldn't want to stop this.

>>57901217
I think it makes a difference if you are doing it because it is what you want rather than the better (better!=good) option in an a/b test

>>57900486
I’ve been making some sick gainz on the asx today lads, uranium miners have me up thousands

>>57901187
>Didn't buy 9001 shares @ 8
Ran sucked all my essence in early 2022 and I haven't been able to reattain it.

>>57901181
Based move, it seems like. Lots of veins in that cock. I'd say that's a full recovery.

>futures

>>57901226
Its not that bad news = good news. It's that people are fucking retarded and huff their own farts instead of thinking like an idiot.
Eg last week:
>SMCI makes server racks
>DELL also makes server racks but more expensive
>SCMI mooned
>therefore DELL will also moon on ER

I 20x'd on DELL ER.

Guess what I'm gonna do on INTC?

>>57901276
>20x'd on DELL
I 33x DELL ER. I plan on doing the same to INTC. I bought ORCL C for next weeking on old data thinking earnings was today. Turns out its next week so im probably rolling that tomorrow.

>>57901174
Are you gay and stupid, and retarded, without a hat? Do you even have a hat? I swear you gayniggers lose your retardcards soon as you start making money. Do you gayniggers know how to keep that shit or are you just gonna keep shitting out of your asses.

>>57901260
It’s either going to get cut in half or double. Hoping for a violent move

>>57901187
i own 2,000 shares of SOXL

>>57901202
>Ghetto Double Standard Deviation
What is it, precious?

>>57901312
You are going to be rich as fuck.

>>57901249
I mean there's only two options go on or don't in this case so

>>57901205
just roll your profits into some puts as insurance

>>57901284
I didn't think about ORCL. It always looks flat. But then again if I think like a retard
>big tech company
>always flat or dumps ER
>its below ATH
>therefore this time its different because it just is okay
125c 3/15 look nice

>>57901209
Whatever happened to "Melt up™" anon? DId we melt up, and his role in this general was phased out?

>>57901325
It's already happening. The chips are separating the men from the boys.
>>57901312
This is the top.

>>57901316
https://youtu be/-RkJ1tyAjVk

>>57901331
>called my options play, to the strike.
well done anon. well done.

>>57901339
my average is 17 dollars.
>>57901325
would like a pullback around 40ish to add more

>>57901344
>https://youtu be/-RkJ1tyAjVk
Does this work, or is it a meme?

>>57901362
>my average is 17 dollars.
Well... then I guess it isn't. But you're not buying puts.

>>57901392
been using it for a few months now

>>57901362
I'm set to start buying at 30. I think there might be a crash coming, but I dunno. I thought the crash would have happened by now. I lost my ass on some SOXS in anticipation of it.
I have over 400 of SOXL tho.

>>57901400
i'm not buying puts but i'd love to buy more if we cool off

>>57901402
Well thanks, fren. I'll watch the vidya and see if I can figure it out.

>>57901405
never invest expecting a crash. it doesn't work. rarely is anyone that lucky. if we see a pullback to around 40 i'd be perfectly happy to add there. i'd be very surprised if we hit 30 again this year, but anything is possible

>>57901400
It's going to even off at $40 and jump right back up to $45. Then institutions will manufacture a pullback to make sure they get $40 as well. You know how we are. We're pulling the earnings from the future. These speculation niggers are gonna get toasted.

>>57901444
witnessed

Women owe me sex

>>57901357
We're gonna make a lot of money my friend. That being said it looks like a lotto ATM put might be a good insurance policy.

>>57901407
It's going to even off at $40 and jump right back up to $45. Then institutions will manufacture a pullback to make sure they get $40 as well. You know how we are. We're pulling the earnings from the future. These speculation niggers are gonna get toasted.

>>57901465
Women owe me a little bit of chicken fried

>>57901451
it got removed quick
was it the alien pic or something

>>57901465
>>57901476
Women owe me NTR

>>57900486
Bear trap. Don't fall for it. Let them pump it again. Let them pump it way harder.
>SOXX/BAKA index way overvalued compared to NVDA

>Akira Toriyama passes away

Giga bearish for the anime and video game industry, what stocks to I do puts on?

>>57901188
>cause GLD is just 1x gold price. thats shit, I need leverage.
Can always buy GLD calls. Or, if you don't mind illiquidity, SHNY.

>>57901487
no, soxl bounce off 40 jump to 45. trips confirmed

Do not get swept up in Moloch's bubble of death

>1am
>niggervideo is at 960
>spy is 516
>biden just gave his best speech in years and made republicans look like assholes in front of the world
>i am 6500 in the hole on puts expiring tomorrow

Guys I really thought biden was going to crash the economy with a single shit of his pants. Can one of you go cut power to the markets so they wont open tomorrow? Cant lose money in the market if there is no market.

>>57901643
rich, coming from the Creator-less anon, flooding our board with your Daemon Generated drivel.
>Verification not required.

>>57901643
the only way out is to die while in a state of or having gnosis.

The last green day. I will miss you AI.

>>57901707
>you will never look like your fursona

>>57901643
>>57901668
>>57901689
>heretical nonsense

>>57901643
>>57901657

>>57901689
>G&Cw/HGA

>>57901713
Yet.

>>57901719
>>57901727
Based
>>57901707
Did Biden talk about AI? Didn't watch

>>57901530
>BAKA
means S M H. S M H.

>>57901796
>ban Voice Generated AI
AI pumped even harder

Once nvda dumps market reverses

>>57901825
>March 2024 lunar eclipse/Date; Mon, Mar 25, 2024
Here is your date

>>57901807
so only chinks and russians can produce ai propaganda via tiktok to export to the us now
The US could have been good. We always knew the Jews needed to go

Full moon same day, RIP
>a penumbral lunar eclipse brings along endings — sometimes in a way that makes them feel almost like destiny, Montúfar says
>>57901860
wanna know the best psyop ever pulled off? Ending the Cold War. It literally never ended and went into full blown overdrive the second we, as a nation, stopped paying attention.

>>57901869
>>57901860
>>57901836
>The Jewish holiday of Purim occurs Sunset of March 23 through nightfall of March 24 (Sunday)

>>57901879
>Lots. Purim, (Hebrew: “Lots”) a joyous Jewish festival commemorating the survival of the Jews who, in the 5th century bce, were marked for death by their Persian rulers.
>“Purim teaches us that God will no longer intervene for us and save us,
>2 days before ending moon full moon eclipse
sounds a lot like manifest destiny now that i think about it

Why does other stocks than Nvidia even exist

what stock is most corelated to oil?

>>57901913
NRGU

>>57901917
nice just bought 100k

>>57901913
If you're fine with ETFs, probably OILK or something. XOP if you don't want >futures.

If you mean companies, maybe some unhedged smallcap shitcos.

>>57901904
WTF IM RIDDING IN BIDEN NOW

>>57901925
no one wants you boomer safe shit. inflation is eating 3% of my wealth DAILY. I need GAINS not Security

>>57901879
lines up with the penumbral eclipse
If Xi is the sun/ emperer, then the empress (moon) will partially cover the Emperor, allowing Xi to get away with something unnoticed (taking taiwan while Western networks are down) prep to last until the solar eclipse

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>>57901941

>>57901538

>”Yeah, her name is Lincoln Riley! She was killed by an illegal but what about the thousands killed by legals!”
>*father of son murdered in botched Afghanistan withdrawal shouts at Biden in the background*
so thats what the shouting during the state of union was

I'm extremely emotional right now thanks to Toriyama dying, what calls should I throw a lot of money at while I'm not thinking clearly?

>>57901990
Post the original.

>>57902030
the what

Nvidia to 1k in a few hours!

>>57902001
>Yeah, her name is Lincoln Riley! She was killed by an illegal
Kek MTG did something based for once making Biden repeat what she said

>>57902002
crying rn hermano

>>57902066
I posted that gif 2 years ago

>German PPI (M/M) Jan: 0.2% (exp 0.1%; prev -1.2%)
>- PPI (Y/Y) Jan: -4.4% (exp -6.6%; prev -8.6%)

>mom as expected
>yoy 2,2 more
>????????

>>57902079
imagine how many times >>57902066 has jerked off to the waifu you thought was yours

>Americans
>call important speech by US President "State of the union"
>hate Unions

>>57901948
Then maybe you should ask the question next time, because nobody gives a fuck what you need.

I just want to maintain my savings purchasing power, and but a home for less than or equal to 5 years of my salary, is that too much to ask for?

I really need the stock market to crash, real bad, like just obliterate the market for a year, the rich have doubled or tripled their bags, please let us eat now

>>57902105
I used to post that when soxl climbed from 54-72

>>57901040
No. I firmly stand with our frens.

>>57902251
me too!

>>57902183
its a meme retard.
>lurk 3+ years before posting
used to be unspoken site rules

>>57902105
>>57902192
>>57902079
>>57902066

eeeeeeeeeh OIL

Why would a profitable company not pay regular dividends?

>>57902521
dividends come from profits, maybe they can take that money and reinvest it into the business. a divvy company may be a mature company that cant grow enough, so the company attracts shareholders buy offering big divvys

also, buybacks are popular and not sticky

>>57902521
So they can keep your money for themselves.

Gold ETFs keep seeing huge outflows yet gold is rallying. Some very big boys are buying a lot of it directly. What does it mean? They're expecting shit to go down and they're loading up on the safest asset.

>>57902521
It would be very painful

>Mehr Lkw – Verkehr auf deutschen Autobahnen – Positives Signal für die Konjunktur
09:09
>Berlin, 08. Mrz (Reuters) – Der als ein Vorbote für den Konjunkturverlauf geltende Lkw-Verkehr auf deutschen Autobahnen hat im Februar zugelegt. Die Fahrleistung mautpflichtiger Lastwagen mit mindestens vier Achsen auf Bundesautobahnen stieg um 1,5 Prozent zum Vormonat, wie das Statistische Bundesamt (Destatis) am Freitag mitteilte.
>Wie Destatis und das Bundesamt für Logistik und Mobilität (BALM) weiter mitteilten, lag der kalenderbereinigte Lkw-Maut-Fahrleistungsindex 0,8 Prozent unter dem Niveau des Vorjahresmonats.

>more trucks on the roads 1,5% mom!
>actually calendaradjusted it is -0,8% yoy
>probably do not factor in the countless strikes of the BAHN which make it necessary to use more trucks to transport goods cause trains halt (like just NOW)

>>57902521
Economic theory dictates that a company will reinvest all profits as long as they see a return greater than the cost of capital.

If they don't have opportunities for reinvestment they can
-merger & acquisition (typically bad and value destructive)
-buy back shares (returns capital to shareholders but companies tend to buy back when they are overvalued)
-pay out dividends (returns capital to shareholders but is tax inefficient)

HELLOFRESH COMPUTER

petrobras is kill

>>57902667
Elaborate

Would you want to be invested in any of these?

>>57902725
>Nintendo of America
>Copper
>Niggers for North America
>Resident Evil / Final Fantasy 3
>FIFA Cup, Fuck
>Season 6 Anime
>Nice Cocoa Girls

>>57902681
IBKR was showing it having lost 10% in aftermarket but now it's back where it was
what

>>57902521
Management knows how to invest your money better than you do, dumb goy

Do I sell /biz/? It just keeps going up, for like no reason at all. Isnt there like 2 ongoing wars with 2 more coming? (China-taiwan and ASEAN-Swift war)

>>57902725
I first filter on
5Y Beta < 1.5
YoY Asset Growth < 35%

Then use intangible adjusted book/market * ebit/capital employed to get value score

Then from the most valuest I select the ones with biggest positive residual divergence between 90EMA and 360EMA

Example of what it currently likes
Stellantis
Lennar
Pulte
Owen's Corning
Warrior Met
Encore Wire
Mueller
Lots of tanker stocks

>>57902794
Taylor Swift going to war is bullish

Kek @ the baggie who played COST earnings.

>>57900486
Fck boden MAGA for ever

>NVDA to top out are $1020-$1030 as everyone shits their pants over it breaking $1000 before crashing
Or
>NVDA to top out at $990 before crashing down as everyone waits with baited breath for it to cross $1000

The playbook is so obvious. The market loves big dramatic stories. You can’t lose if you short at $990.

>>57902601
People are nervous about holding US debt, so they're selling it for gold instead. No counterparty risk.

>>57902803
I played BBAI earnings

>>57902806
He´s a real life meme

>>57902806

Political Memecoins are the best right now.

>>57902832

I don't give a shit about TRUMP, but his crypto helps homeless vets.

Time to go all in on SNAP? Do they have a reels feature now or no?

>>57902841
You may like it or not, but MAGA is the only MEMECOIN that has stood in t time.

Stop politics posting in the gambling thread please

>>57902879
But it's a political market?

>>57902879
People gamble on politics you dumb queer. God I hate stupid faggot asses like you.

good morning faggots, ready to print money ?

>>57902931
>no nvda or soxl
sick print bro

>>57902938
im too poor senpai :*(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SP STOPPED SELLING LEVERAGED CERTIFICATES ON NVDA, THEY KNOW THEY MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

>>57902961
f retail gamblers

>>57902795
What is your logic behind the value score? I suppose the large positive divergence means theyve rallied well im that time period
>90 and 360, "corner" values on a circle
Is that coincidental?

>>57902887
It is not a political market. The bank hebrews rig the market regardless of whoever happens to, in principle, be in power.

>>57902961
What does this mean in English

>>57903037
>not beliving in the power of JPM
Na.
I'd rather make money.

>>57903055
it means only a chosen few are going to become millionaires within a week or two

I shall never trust a bear ever again. Where's the fucking pullback you schizos promised?

if TSM gets to 180 I will have earned 1 month of rent then will sell. wish me luck

What do I do with these COST calls?:
860c 3/17
760c 4/19

>>57903076
March 25, scroll up

>>57902961
Kek I wanted to load up on more today, at least there's still X8 certificates around

>Bought 3/15 $1000 NVDA calls a few days ago

it cant be this easy to make money can it?

>Ex-Google Engineer Arrested, Charged With Stealing AI Trade Secrets For China

kek imagine if the same thing happens with Nvidia a bunch of times, and then the stock plummets -70%

>>57903179
>Communicating clear production specifications to your top tier assembly line is a LE bad thing.

>>57902807
why would you sell this chart? clearly it will keep going, don't fight the trend

BUDDY LOOK AT PETROBRAS COMPUTER

>>57903179
News stories are financially weaponized. What if it has already happened but news outlets received hush money to delay the story?

>>57903191
Assembled but not produced. Parts are brought in from other places.

>>57903196
I'm not a TA guru but trend seems to be up so I'm holding calls

Yields...

>>57903212
Lmao.

>>57902961
Who?

extremely attractive European women are taking their morning shits right now

Buy
Natural
Gas

Is it too late to buy NVDA?

>>57903289
ull be fine go buy a lotto ticket at open

The Yen is mooning

Do you fucks also have financially illiterate frens who don't listen to advice? This is killing me.

>>57903311
I make them seethe by buying a new car quarterly in cash.

>>57903302
zoom out

>>57903311
>being the incel in the friend group who keeps talking about his 'investments' and crypto
don't be that guy

>>57903332
Mid thirties and they're not saving up, no pension plan, no investments, nothing.

>>57903311
you're that guy at parties

>he never gets an invite

>>57903350
Good. Someone has to loose so we may win.

what's the race policy on smg?

I sold calls expiring Mar 21 for SOXL at $60 yesterday. I've had a good run from $30, no regrets.

>>57903370
No bugposting

>>57903370
Imagine not hating everyone equally.

>>57903381
youre brown mate

>>57903332
Normalfags just have a 401k they don't pay attention to. I tried bringing up investing once and only once with my friends and their eyes just glazed over. Never brought it up again. They would rather spend their money on door dash and kratom than even think about investing any of it.

>>57903370
the only color i see i Green

>>57903330
No

Kek wtf Hello Fresh baglets

this stuff is crazy

>>57903460
i tried them after covid shit food. but if you;re poor get their free meals and cancel

>>57900486
Sold RIVN for AVGO yesterday. It's over.

>>57903375
Same but I'll prolly roll

>>57903460
Capitulation unironically. Still not buying though.

>>57902742
Each is a long-short portfolio of US stocks constructed on the basis of:
>Net Operating Assets divided by Total Assets
>Cash-Based Operating Profits divided by Total Assets
>The Change in Net Financial Assets over the past 1 year divided by Total Assets
>"Residual Momentum" calculated using the past 12 months of returns, skipping the most recent month. It is Residual in the sense that it is momentum of the excess returns not explained by the Fama French 3 Factor model.
>Free Cash Flow divided by Market Equity
>The Mean Returns of the stock from 10 Years Ago to 6 Years Ago
>The Change in Non-Current Operating Assets over the past 1 year divided by Total Assets
>The Change in Financial Liabilities over the past 1 year divided by Total Assets
>The Change in Net Operating Assets over the past 1 year divided by Total Assets
>Sales divided by Book Enterprise Value

>>57902795
By their construction beta will be close to 0.

These are the 10 most reliable factors over the past 35 years. I should have chosen a different time frame. Post 2000 performance has nothing to do with pre-2000 performance.

>>57903350
My friend wanted to be a digital artist. He's 33 and draws slightly better than DA but not as good as drawthread shit. Works at Walmart and last I checked has less than $1k saved and rents a house his parents bought as an investment. Maybe they'll donate it.
I have about 65k-75k net worth, diversified assets and work at Walmart too. He started 2 years before me.

>>57903559
How are you compiling the fundamentals? Not every screener includes that information or shows a history of it. Surely you arent manually checking either

Yeah ok buddy you're "investing" this is what's called "investing"

I'm getting nervous just holding S M H and I started selling a little bit of my position every other month or so. How do Nvidia and SOXL holders not sell at these prices? Am I what the kids call paperhands?

>>57903587
Compustat has every quarterly and annual financial statement for every company ever.
I can't afford the access to the dataset myself. I have access through my Uni's library.
Processing the data with SAS and Python.

you either buy a piece of the casino or take a seat at the slots

>>57903632
Ur not litty

If it's all riding on one hype stock it won't end well

how many redditors are numerically all-in nvidia right now

Stop fucking buying, holy hell. Sweden LMAO. ATH while shitting itself

>>57903712
>>57903732
>this will not end well
Lmao. Number go up.

>nvidia goes down 20% over the next 2 weeks
>goes up 40% after the fed says "rate cuts someday" and this is bullish
CAP IT

>>57903749
Americans were a mistake

>>57903754
That's the best part, Powell gets more vague and it is somehow bullish for the market despite it sounding as if he's pushing back.

Fuckin BOSTIC, the guy who's the DOVE in the group, only sees 2 cuts.

ECB now acts retarded too, especially that baguettefagguette Villeroy who even speaks about cutting in April a FUCKIN DAY after Lagarde said April is no chance.

You are a bunch of broke pussies.

>>57903774
You *bobos of course.

>>57903749
>TSLA mktcap 2024: $568B
LMFAO
Way to prove my point
And this is far from the low after 2021
When I forget how retarded/smg/ is you cucks have a good way of reminding me

literally everyone with a smartphone is on the stock market, homeless niggers sleeping on benches at te central station are attending shareholder meetings

>>57903749
At these current prices I'm almost considering buying some Tesla shares.

>>57903559
>>57903587
Post 2004 Most reliable factors.
>Mean Returns from 10 to 6 years ago
>Sales over Book Enterprise Value
>Mean Returns from 20 to 16 years ago
>Cash-Based Operating Profits over Total Assets
>Operating Cash Flow over Total Assets
>Operating Profits After Depreciation over Book Enterprise Value
>Free Cash Flow over Market Equity
>Sales over The Mean of Total Assets Now & Total Assets 1 year ago
>Equity Net of Insurance over Total Assets
>Ball Operating Profit to Total Assets

>>57903786
>>57903796
>TSLA FW PE 42
>NVDA FW PE 31
>TSLA is cheap
L M A O
M
A
O

>>57903811
>Muh fwd pes
You keep getting dumber with each post

>big bear AI crashes
>positive outlook above expert expectations
yeah, sure.

>>57903820
Correct. It's all hype. No one cares about your boomer cars anymore.
Deal with it.

>>57903811
PE doesnt fucking matter you idiot.

Gold at ATH in the current uncertain global economic environment is certainly a bullish signal

>>57903832
See >>57903829
What are you? Stupid?

This is what it felt like in 1929 leading up to the crash.

>>57903829
The whole world is going to keep driving boomer cars for the next 50 years at least
Your faggot charging points being unavailable just makes people realize how gay you are
Why am I even arguing with a unironic TSLA bull kek

>>57903636
>>57903797
Thanks, screencapped all your posts for when I learn quant shit myself

>>57903846
I sold you TSLA at $200
Keep seething K E K

TSLA is gay, the stock is shit, and everyone that drives one acts gay too

>finally made it
>my country is now overrun by pajeets
What was the point?

These dumbasses that huff their own farts are going to start WW3. They've blocked off all dissenting opinions and now they're going to make stupid decisions that everyone has to pay the price for.

>>57903867
>WW3
That's unironically bullish for defense stocks.

>>57903866
you flee to the upper echelons of society
>>57903867
didn't he already say that 2 weeks ago?

>>57903881
I want white people taking my orders.

>>57903867
I'm leaving germoney, right NOW

>>57903874
You won't even be alive anymore.

>>57903881
He said earlier they "shouldn't rule out" sending troops. Now they're making concrete plans to send troops.

>>57903867
do it

>>57903900
There are no reasons to live if you are poor.

>>57903900
What the fuck, this guy is even more insane than previously thought

>>57903899
Just stay, nothing ever happens.
And think about the mettigel and rollmops

>>57903874
>WW3
>That's unironically bullish
Die.

>>57903867
I'm pretty sure this is some elaborate plan to get germoney nuked

>>57903839
Stfu faggot, Joe Biden just gave one of the best damn state of the union speeches and we are so back. If you ain't riding with Biden then you are just a straight up retard cocksucker

>>57903920
See >>57903911

>A higher form of decision intelligence
BigBear.ai provides decision intelligence solutions for national security, digital identity, supply chains and logistics, enterprise operations, and manned-unmanned teaming in autonomous systems.

>Our experts bring experience from some of the most complex operating environments, and we partner with our customers to design and implement solutions tailored to their needs.

>Bigbear.AI.
>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
Who wants AI to decide? That's literally Skynet.

>over 200 million dead in wars the last 100 years
bullish nvda tsla
>literally every second building in europe was bombed to gravel 80 years ago

>>57903867
>>57903916
I got deemed suitable for service a year ago too lmao, bit of a shitshow, but the rest of NATO will probably just shut him down and call him a retard behind closed doors again

>>57903953
Less people means more of a need for AI as the labor pool falls and there is a slow down in the economy

>>57903953
Just buy tech stocks, bro.

>the moment americans join EU cannot stop pumping
Despicable

>>57903900
>Now they're making concrete plans to send troops.
no they arent. the french just ran from mali. they wont do a thing.

>$LLY | Eli Lilly Says Alzheimer's Drug Decision Delayed By FDA
- Decision On Lilly's Donanemab Was Expected This Month
- Action Doesn't Result In A Change To 2024 Financial Guidance

>us not being able to sell a product for at least a month for very likely HUGE profit won't affect our earnings at all, no no

>>57902280
Nigger, I invented the daily inflation meme.

>>57903932
I think I can understand Ron Perlman's videos @ Trump now.

>>57903774
Oh yeah and this is another gay thing about these threads is the herd of redditors who bought nvidia at 800 (but you will say you bought at 1 dollar or whatever) shitting up these threads constantly.

Bear markets are great because all the retards fuck off for a little while.

>>57904321
>Yo little Donny
One of my favorite /tv/ maymays

>>57904337
>eternal bullmarket
You are in for a world of hurt, little fella.

>>57904429
>>57904429
>>57904429
MIGRATE

Real thread baked
>>57904735
>>57904735
>>57904735