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WE'RE GETTING GIRLFRIENDS AFTER THE HALVING!!!

>> No.57902430
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this is the type of pain no women can fix

>> No.57902440
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>>57902426
Sounds like a bad financial idea.
They are going to take your money and spend it on shoes and clothes and buy a plane ticket to a 3rd world shithole no one has ever heard about.

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>>57902426
Based

>> No.57902499
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>>57902426
I'm 37 and I have only had sexual relations with 16 girls/women in my entire life. Hoping to make it at least 17 after the halving.

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>>57902426
Top signal
Shorting halving=free money

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What do I talk about

>> No.57902610

>>57902583
Her boobies

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nah bro,I'm good

>> No.57902671

>>57902426
>living for female validation
ngmi

>> No.57902766

>>57902660
>10 year battery
No wonder you're a hit with the ladies. The rest of us will have to rely on our crypto, though.

>> No.57902779

>>57902610
This. Chicks love to be complimented on their boobies, they can't get enough.

>> No.57902781

>>57902430
Yep, pretty much this.

>> No.57903048

>>57902779
The actual truth

>> No.57903061

>>57902779
But you have to get them in private, titty comments are not socially acceptable sadly. But damn do they love it

>> No.57903843

unironically yes,
my ex is a golddigger
i will destroy her ass again after halving

>> No.57903883

>>57903843
Fuck your ex? What’s wrong with you fags?

>> No.57903893

>>57903883
she has the best anus desu

>> No.57903945
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if by girlfriends you mean jap tradwaifus

>> No.57904045

>>57902426
I'm in my mid twenties and I've never kissed a female before and hugged one either (apart from my mother who is my best friend)?

>> No.57904057

>>57902426
I'm mid twenties and I've never kissed a female before and hugged one either (apart from my mother who is my best friend)

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>>57902426
Here's yours

>> No.57904075

>>57904066
That’s somebody’s mom

>> No.57904089

>>57902426
Definitely a bad idea. What are your into? I'm a crypto nouveau riche?

>> No.57904137

>>57904045
Same except I did hug my female coworkers.

>> No.57904151

>>57903883
>bro didn't have a covid gf

>> No.57904200
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I can't imagine a reality where I have sex

>> No.57904361

>>57902426
nooo I don't want one I want to enjoy my moneys

>> No.57904379

>>57902430
Amen fren

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>>57902426
i have irl gf and im a poor neet

>> No.57904433

I had a few different girls but they all broke up with me. It’s a weird thing with me where women are initially attracted to me but they eventually don’t want to deal with me anymore or they lose interest. I wish I had the courage to approach them in Public.

>> No.57904452

>>57904433
Mine left me without even saying a thing. I am scared that when I make it that she'll be back.
i want her back, but I shouldn't and certainly not when I suddenly have a bunch of cash.
I am torn.

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for me, it's laurel halo

>> No.57904875

>>57903945
i heard japanese women are the best wives, only race i would mix with.

>> No.57905653

>>57904200
fucking kek, choked on water

>> No.57907004

>>57904200
You're just in luck - none of this is real.

>> No.57908079

>>57902426
I'm starting to have woman fatigue desu
I can't no more..
I'm pretty sure money won't fix it, I mean sure I could get one or two gold digger perhaps? but they will all be old, by the time bitcoin hits 1 million dollar per coin I will be 30 years old
What's even the point trying if you can't pull 16 years old fertile pussy?
it's just owari da from now on anons, give up already and focus on your spiritual ascension and nirvana, be celibate.

>> No.57908133

>>57902499
why do you derive your self worth via the number of holes you plundered?

>> No.57908154

>>57902430
I look like this and talk like that