/biz/ - Business & Finance

Lets go Brandon!!!

>he's really gonna miss out on INTC pumping from rotating AVGO money this month.
>literally set up to pump on every technical level possible

NVDA split fucking when

>>57899004

Bump
>>57898803

>>57899004
It's interesting watching Big Media and Big Brother work overtime to pretend that an honest election would be anything but the biggest one sided slaughter since Reagan versus Mondale.

Big bear bros it's been over

Canadian here, have 30k to dump into my TFSA. What do I buy?

Made some money today. Having nice drinky poo tonight.

>>57899004
>>57899021
Does anyone have a link to where I can see the state of the union shitshow the dementia in chief is going to give? I'm ready to do some hate watching

>>57899058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFVUPAEF-sw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63eLKyZcJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfr7Wpz_mPo

>>57899026
i'm gonna miss it because you didn't tell me till today reeeee

>>57899089
its literally the same price it was 2 days ago

>>57899004
NVDA 10T market cap when?

>>57899032
bump

>>57899099
I won't be settled for three more days

>>57899042
I'm voting for Cornel West.
He's my nigga

>>57897793
This post got me banned, lmao. Go fuck yourself you faggot admin. I'll be back and post more Apu slop. Seethe.

>>57899026
This boomer company has been stagnant for the past 20 years. They’ve literally had years of head start and goverment gibs, yet they still fail to compete with the other chip giants.

>>57899026
>ensconce greed by showing chart with a color scheme that highlights how much one can win with a lottery ticker

>bears doubted NVDA
>the shorted it
>now they're shidding and farding everywhere as it pumps to ATHs day after day
We told you. We tried to get you guys to short literally anything else. Now you've lost your money and your best chance at generational wealth in decades.

>george santos is here

>>57899004
Did the most American thing possible and went to MCD for a large big mac meal and a 6 piece mcnug. The wagie accidentally gave me a medium Hi-C instead of a large and when I asked they gave me a large and let me keep the medium too. Now that's customer service I tell you what. Now I'm locked in for ourguy President Joe! SEETHE CHUDS

>>57899172
i want to fuck lauren boeberts tits while checking my fidelity account

>>57899199
For me, it’s the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, “Wow, three for free!” and the nice friendly McDonald’s worker laughed and said, “I’m going to call you 3-for-free!”.

Now the staff greets me with “hey it’s 3-for-free!” and ALWAYS give me three packets. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald’s restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I’m in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it’s delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>57899207
I always thought the future of pornography would be porn with a pip view of someone spending hundreds in a gacha game like genshit impact just like those mariokart tour commentary videos but I can see 'stonks go up, tits get fucked' being a popular porn category of the future

>>57899063
ECB suggested they would lower interest rates. This had the effect of tempering bonds, which lowered the strength of USD. As a result, gold went up from the weakened dollar, as did equities.

What a clown show. I'm amazed this shitshow is still holding together.

>>57899199
The black people at the mcdonalds near me gave me a small coffee when I ordered a medium. I asked them "is this a medium" and he goes "yeah". I almost threw the cup in his face. Instead I just complained to corporate and got a $20 gift card.

>>57899161
>he thinks options aren't gambling
What point are you trying to prove?
>>57899141
boomer company hurr durr durr
yeah so was DELL before it pumped 30% on ER. if you aren't playing boomer lottos once a month what are you doing?

>>57899207
>>57899240
Think of those NPC reaction videos that people jerk off to, but instead the actor reacts to the 1min BTC chart

>>57899030
>NVDA split fucking when

Wtf nvda did 3x better than btc last year

Joe Biden is an illegitimate president. CISA is a criminal organization.

What's /smg/'s opinion on gold/silver/copper mining stocks?

>>57899249
I had a friendly goblina tonight

>>57899280
Stop asking over and over again you dumb fuck.

Good evening i don't care about politics and I think in the US you are participating in a uniparty theater that changes nothing unless you're a dole scrounger or government leech- i mean employee.
Line go up.

I just wanted to say that as a newfag in stocks, I invested in SPY and i'm happy its slowly going up in value.

SOXL 78 by 8/16 sirs

Joe gonna say intel tonight?

>>57899004
>Trump edges Biden
what a tease

texas instruments is the only chipmaker in all of this barely moving, is this the next play?

>>57899353
What chips does Texas Instrument make these days? Calculators and military hardware? MIC is juicy, sure, but its a hard sell for memeing your stock higher with AI

>>57899265

Ill Go for NVDA partnerships like Tau
>AGRS

I think is much better

>>57899338
this would actually be pretty cool, but he probably doesnt now shit about semis

>>57899338

he's gonna say weed is now legal and put on a tilray hat to pump my heavy ass bags

LET'S GO JOE

>>57899393
>tilray
Did you mean trilby?

>>57899393
I grow weed at my house. I keep the plant at my window to give her sunlight. Sheriff lives across the street. Clearly visible weed plant.
Nothing happened. I live in a medical state with no growing
Why would I invest in weed stocks when I can grow it myself and get the satisfaction of enjoying fruits of my labor?

Holy fugg hes about to declare war

YES YES YES YES YES

>Invest AGRS a get 10x

IA is the future

>bought NYCB at $5
i-it's going to go back, r-right /biz?

Sweden, 12 points.

>>57899332
I would suggest deep ITM LEAPS on SPY (or even QQQ). The long call acts as synthetic shares with minimal breakeven (under 1% per year). A nice little bit of leverage (1.6x in pic related), and the high vega will protect you somewhat from large downward moves. Easiest way to outperform the market.

>>57899457
I think you can sell half of however much nycb equity you have and buy back in at a lower price
I'm watching it closely. I would love to own hundreds of stock in a (hopium) successful regional bank that I can sell options for in a few years.

I seriously can't wait for america to collapse frfr

>january 6th gets mentioned
Of course, how can we fucking forget when the feds stormed the capital

Biden is fucking LIT as a bitch right now. I want whatever drugs hes on.

>>57899436

the same reason most people don't brew their own beer

Hello smg niggers the original ai slopper is here all others are fakes

LETS GO PRESIDENT JOE!

>>57899496
kek

what the fuck happened to hellofresh today

>>57899498
Seriously, he must hopped up on so many uppers I bet his diaper is shaking.

Lesgeddit sneepy joe

He just hit so many fringe groups with those roe v wade bars

>>57899004
>amerilard politics be like:

>A) vote for dying demented pedophile boomer again
>B) vote for dying demented pedophile boomer again

IVF mentioned. My HIMS and PGNY bags gonna pop tomorrow

>>57899501
They’re stupid and like to throw money down the toilet?

>NVDA after hours
NVDA 2000 EOY

>>57899521

why would you buy shares of a meme company

the concept is retarded, people without money can't afford it and people with money can afford to go out, order in whenever that's not the case for either

shoulda got more intel

>>57899489
>I would love to own hundreds of stock in a (hopium) successful regional bank
If NYCB pulls out of this it won't be regional anymore. It'll be a national bank.
It was ultra leveraged and bought Signature at dirt cheap FDIC prices because getting big is hard in a saturated market where M+A invites anti-trust. PNC has tried to expand for >10 years and failed.
NYCB is all or bust at this point. You either got to the moon or will crash and get nothing.

>>57899521
I think in germany they are offering free dessert now for a contract of a specific time I don't remember.

>>57899555
>If NYCB pulls out of this it won't be regional anymore. It'll be a national bank.
my boner

AOC MY FAVORITE CONGRESSIONAL BIG BOOTY LATINA!!! LFG BOYS

>Remember Covid and all the murder and crime that happened, yeah we bailed those criminals out
>vote for me
Fucking christ joe biden who the fuck was the genius that wrote that to bring up.
>OUR ECONOMY IS THE ENVY OF THE WORLD
Fucking what

>>57899488
So in other words I should buy more from time to time because is a long term investments and I wont feel the hit that hard if something happens, correct?

Why were there more than anticipated continuing jobless claims today Mr president?

>manufacturing
Huh?

Everthing is gonna pump because of Biden tommorow isn't it?

>there are more people on healthcare
Because they are fucking giving illegals free healthcare, wtf

SEMICONDUCTORS
SEMICONDUCTORS
SEMICONDUCTORS

is he gonna say it?

HE MENTIONED SEMICONDUCTORS

>private co are investing billions of dollars into semiconductors
this is fallacious.

How do I get one of them $100k no degree jobs? My BS and MS in accounting only got me $50k

SEMICONDUCTORS!!!! NVDA TO 2000 EOY

>>57899628
LOL there is way too much AI art posted here but this one is good

>>57899644
Semiconductors muh nigga, just start making computer chips muh nigga. It's so simple high schoolers are doing it muh nigga.

REPUBLIKEKS WANT TO BE RESPECTFUL
DEMS ARE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING
LMAO

>>57899110
Is that how white women feel all the time?

>>57899110
>>57899671
You just know

why are presidents so resistant to admit we had slaves

IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU, /smg/, AMERICA IS COMING BACK!

>>57899687
>had

THAT'S AMERICA

Based. He literally secured my vote tonight

>I hear there's a bunch of NIGGERS there in /smg/.
>Do you know how to tell a NIGGER when you seen one?
>NIGGERS have NO NATGAS AND OIL
>If you ever see any NIGGERS you'd best just get the fuck out of there because NIGGERS are NIGGERS.
>I hear there's a bunch of FAGGTS there too.
>They will never be women and they will never be men.
>I bet some of them are JEWS too.
>It's probably almost totally a bunch of NIGGERS, FAGGOTS, and JEWS.
>Could you even imagine being a NO NATGAS NIGGER FAGGOT JEW?
>I can't even if I try, it's just too DREADFUL to think about being one.
>I would rather be an AUSTRALIAN than one of those, heck, CANDADIAN even.
>Not EUROQUEER though, holy fuck.
>I hope THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY saves those NIGGGER FAGGOT JEWS and BLESSES them with some NATGAS AND OIL.

>I've put a stop to trickle down economics
>checks S&P500

>that "4 more years" chant is organic and totally not 5 people getting paid to do it

NOT BIG PHARMA
SELL SELL SELL

Is Joe Biden playing the rags to riches card?
>>57899698
We have what's colloquially called a 'compliant workforce'

>>57899711
Started from the bottom now we here

>>57899711
Trickle down economics didn't put much on his dad's kitchen table

Man joe can't give us a quality speech. These speechwriters really dropped off hard. Shit, I remember obama delivering speeches with good public speaking skills. Are they using chatGPT now to write these speeches? AI really is a dumpster fire. Robot maids my ass altman is a grifter and nvidia is just another chip company.

A toast, soxl bros

The Biden Bull Run continues

Someone post a screenshot of that quick cut to senator Schumer they just did.

>>57899725
What are you talking about? Hes doing too well. Im literally shitting my pants because this is NOT GOOD for my puts. Theyve got him on so many fucking drugs I cant believe he hasnt had a heart attack. Im hoping he doesnt make it through the whole speech.

>>57899738
when he said he was expanding the affordable care act

Everyone gonna dump Healthcare stocks if he wins. Sounds like a perfect time to buy up

YES YES YES INFLATION FUEL IT UP, HOUSE PRICES SURE WONT' GO HIGHER BECAUSE OF TAX CREDITS, PEOPLE WILL NOT JUST INCREASE THE PRICE KNOWING THAT

How will SOXL under big don

>>57899749
His face lit up when he said that

>>57899751
this and banks with non rent controlled housing may be fucked if my immediate response witho---

hold up. This nigga is so tweaked rn. hes spouting bullshit

>>57899594
No. Just keep buying SPY. Don't worry about options and what I posted. It's just a way to get more shares with your money.

>>57899725
I feel like Bush had a funny cadence to his speeches and righteousness, Obama had a god tier delivery and writing, but Trump(post-2016campaign) and Biden are just old men rambling at the cameras. Why do we deserve this?

which stream has live chat enabled

Drink when Kamala Heresy stands up and claps. What a wicked fucking harpy.

folks... we're gonna make everything free

he's talking about aiding a lost generation of students instead of the competent ones who got screwed over the last 20 years by the system. If we have 15-20 year olds rn acting as tutors te the next generation, they will be even more fucked.

I think I heard someone yell “nuke Iran”

He wants public school teacher erased?

I wish the markets were open.

$400K?

>>57899738
>>57899749
>>57899764
I found what I wanted on pol

any jews here? Schumer? Obama?
how do I profit off of obamacare and the affordable care act

In that he is right. TAX EM

>raise corporate tax

SELL

SELL
SELL

>>57899828
Same, shit would be flying sky high rn

I guess we are just going to make shit up about cutting the deficit, raising the national debt, and people making under 400k seeing an increase in taxes

500 billion dollars

no one claps because cant do math in head

TAX THEM BILLIONAIRES (unironically)

>>57899856
>people making under 400k seeing an increase in taxes
Due to trumps policy that has been incrementally raising our taxes each year for 7 years :)

>>57899863
Are you surprised, this is the same crowd chanting 4 more years for this shit

I like when they cut to the audience so I can see all the unhappy people

Did he just say thick family member?
Sisterfucker market general goes up!

INTEL BROS I WAS TALKING TO MY WIFES FAT SISTER

DID JOE SAY INTEL OR SEMIS?

IM NOT READING ALL THIS SHIT

>>57899877
He said Semis

>>57899868
Ah yes I remember now my lower taxes under Trump were actually higher than under Biden.

>>57899872
That's the RepubliKEKS

>>57899877
He was saying cornpop was a bad dude

>No more missing 10% snickers!

PASS BOBBY CASEYS BILL STOP THE SHRINKFLATION

>>57899021
4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS!

Protect our potato chips act.

>I will stop you
Nice

>>57899887
Trump put in a policy that raises taxes incrementally each year for 7 years (incidentally this was the 7th year so the highest).

I'm entertained. I'm pouring a coke and buffalo trace.

Chuds seething

TRUUUUUEEEEEEE

>Ohhh, you dont like that?
Holy fucking shit who is this? This is not joe biden what the fuck.

JOE IS FUCKING WIRED.
HES DEF ON COKE

>>57899837
>>57899749
So what's the plan, invest in healthcare?

>>57899488
Why not QLD?

>want to sloorp
>everything moons
feels weird man

>>57899926
>>57899929
he's still young like me frfr

>>57899926
Kek what just happened
>You don't like that, well look at the facts
>I be a winner not really
Oh fuck Biden is fritzing again

THE SPEED IS LOSING POWER HE NEEDS MORE

>>57899935
he said obamacare can negotiate prices
I imagine this will mean all americans can get 'free' ozempic that Jerome Powell's inflation will pay for.

>Using a State Of The Union to kick start your campaign

>>57899957
The drugs are clearly wearing off now

bro he's got pneumonia now

TAKE A BUMP JOE
YOU'RE LOSING YOUR EDGE

>>57899935
My insurer just posted record losses even with me paying $517 per month out of pocket. The funny thing is I'll qualify for gibs next year if I can sustain myself with trading income. I have capital loss carryovers that will wipe out all my income on my tax return. So I think I can get free insurance next year if I just stay the course

>>57899051
Whatever you don't want to lose in to CASH.TO
Whatever you want to grow in to XEQT
Gamble the rest on meme stocks

Joe is such a clown

>IRELAND
CALLS ON POTATO FUTURES

>>57899972
>Joe dies at the State of the Union, coughs and falls over dead jabbering nonsensical speech

"my ancestral family in Ireland"
My gangstalker can confirm I kek'd

FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
FIX MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57899374
Soundhound?

yeah, im thinkin im ridin with biden for keeping the semis pump alive

I remember my grandad when he was still clear headed, the difference was night and day. Biden is past the point of no return, I can only wish him an easy departure surrounded by his loved ones. Much greater men have been afforded much less.

CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE!

>>57899997
Same. You know half of congress opened up semi calls today.

>Joe is going to bring up the KKK without mentioning how eulogized a grand kkk wizard
Joe of the racial jungle here.

Man congressmen are KEKS aren't they? With all that gay chanting on both sides. And look at MTG in her make America great again merch. KEKS THE WHOLE LOT OF YOUS. I'm ridin' with Daddy Jerome simple as

>>57899986
>It's revealed he was already replaced by AI two years ago.

>>57900000

>freedom to vote act
lol

>PUFF PUFF PASS SAYS JOE

>>57900014
Top kek

>>57899107
Nvidia GDP of planet earth wen bros??

Come on Joe let's hear some shit about EV's

>>57899250
The world moved on to 4nm and theyre still making 14nm+++++ toasters

wtf did he shout?

What was that fat chud yelling?

The fuck was that yelling lmao

lol what was the shouting?

>>57900006
you just ruined my buzz by reminding me my grandmother has dementia.

>he's getting heckled
Lol

What did that dude just yell?

WEED STOCKS ARE BACK IN BOYS

What the fuck is that guy yelling??? Did anyone make any of that out?

I'm unironically voting for Biden again

Kamala is an edible marijuana user

He was yelling "Buy Intel", very weird.

>getting thrown out for yelling something no one can even comprehend
Imagine being too fat to make sound come out of your flaps coherent. So glad I'm not represented by these embarrassments

>>57900069
Yep same here man. This sealed the deal for me.

>>57900074
BUY BUY BUY

>>57900074
Typical Intcel holder

DO SOMETHING

Kamala gonna have a dump truck by the end of this

>>57900087
He did, all you had to do was buy and hold semiconductors

>>57900086
incel inside

OH FUCK BOYS HES BANNING ASSAULT WEAPONS.

>>57900074
Funny I heard him say "buy INTC puts"

>Trump did nothing about guns
>bumpstock ban never happened

>>57900069
Former Trump voter here but honestly we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>57900054
George Soros having an orgasm in Senate room 216

>>57900083
>>57900069
You dumbasses actually think hes going to do any of this shit? Come on now.

CALLS ON ISRAEL BOYS.
HAMAS IS GETTIN GLASSED

>>57900087
he makes a lot of funny faces

>crisis started in october
nope

>here in this chamber tonight are a disproportionate amount of Jews relative to the population

>>57900100
Holy fuck if that happens if he pushes some bullshit executive order people will flip. Also Holocaust got mentioned of course

>>57900109
The CHIPS act was already passed lol, I don't care about the rest. That was good enough for me.

>>57899935
>Der Dämonenjude

The holocaust. Ridin' with Biden. Trump would do another holocaust if he ever got control.

Am I the only schizo here that holds a bitcoin miner?

Will they continue to outperform due diluted shares? MARA was $80 at current price last cycle, im assuming due share dilution is only $22. Did they also fuck up with their financials?

Is CLSK going to be #1? Should I buy 1k shares for $17k and let it ride and see what happens?

Im sitting on a lot of cash but I have no income, I have 50 MSTR shares, the rest in cash, 350k. Cost basis too high, $1100

Im looking for positions hoping there is price discovery, but im paranoid that this is a double top due mega frontrunning, and also recession risk. Since I cannot predict future, I want to be holding a relevant amount of a bitcoin proxy and a miner.

Are smaller miners like CIFR out of the question? If you hold the wrong miner you can get fucked.

Has anyone researched this field?

>>57900109
dont care, my account is up 300k since he took office and he's proven to keep the semi industry pumped

COWARDS

>>57899846
wont happen, money will continue to get sucked from the bottom to the top

>>57900109
If him staying in office keeps the market as is then why they fuck wouldn't you want him in. Who cares what he lies about otherwise, all the politicians lie about doing the same thing every single time and it never gets done because the parties will never work together.

>>57899937
You're taking on additional risk for below average gains. Over the past ten year QLD has 1.6x higher CAGR than QQQ, with 2x the beta. Running the LEAPS strategy on QQQ (deepest ITM, furthest expiration) gives about 1.7x leverage. Very similar to QLD. The main difference is that the beta and response to volatility is less. QLD gets fucked by volatility drag during large drawdowns, where the LEAPS strategy performs better due to the IV increase. I do think that SSO and QLD are fine long term.

YEP, I'M THINKING WE ARE SO BACK. I'M RIDIN WITH BIDEN!

>>57900122

the jews will just steal all the aid meant for Gaza cancer patient children

>WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE MIDDLE EAST

FOR FUCK SAKE'S JOE. YOU JUST SAID WE AREN'T GOING TO UKRAINE NOW WE GOTTA GO BACK TO THE DESERT?!?!?!

JOE VOTES DE_DUST2 EVERY ROUND

>>57900133
Demons were spawned from Satan who "betrayed" heaven by having free will.
Please do not defame them by comparing them to das Juden

>>57900134
>Trump would do another holocaust if he ever got control.
You sure about that?

>>57900175
Best map tbqh, next to cs_office

>>57900153
young people live at their parents house
unless we all waste our ubi on fortnite and valorant skins, we can keep saving

>>57900161
BECAUSE THIS IS NOT SUSTAINABLE.
We are fast approaching weimar 2.0, and this idiot, if he did pass everything hes talking about, would accelerate that exponentially. He is literally throwing our economy under the bus for the presidency

2 STATE SOLUTION FOREVER!!!

>>57900168
sauce

>>57900187
Don't care.
Buying calls.

Oh fuck here comes to murica number 1 speech. You know what that means.

SEMIS BABY

>>57900178
Trump was personally killing trannies in the street in 2016. You don't think he'd kill 6 million jews?

CHINA!!!!!

Is Biden priming tomorrow for an epic green day?

>>57900161
>If him staying in office keeps the market as is then why they fuck wouldn't you want him in.
this mindset and lack of attention from the wealthy class is the problem. This mindset in poor people who are hopeful their investments will get them out is a problem

>>57900187
>it's another virtue signaling faggot that pretends he cares about the "economy" whenever a democrat is in office
Lol. Hope you held that same vigor when Trump printed his own COVID trillions.

>>57900199
>You don't think he'd kill 6 million jews?
No

BAN AI

>Ban AI
NOOOO

>ban AI
It's over

>>57900199
Confirmed, Trump personally showed up at trannies homes with his ar and shot them point blank answering the door.

Ban AI... bros

>>57900217
Are you fucking braindead?

>Ban Ai
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK GET OUT GET OUT

>ban AI voice impersonation
Bearish for SOUN?

>ban AI
JOE WHAT THE FUCK

>>57900224
>>57900225
He said ban AI voice impersenation, the modding community will be so upset.

>>57900234
I didn't vote for Trump so no

>>57900198
Even if you made millions, it would be fucking worthless. Do you know what I mean by weimar or are you 15 fucking years old?

AHHHHH SELL NVDA SELL NOW!

Imagine watching a political circus act.

>I've been around for a while
Oh president Joe, you comedian!

Roko's Basiliskbros our response? He can't ban our god can he?

WE WILL END CANCER!!!!

>>57900236
>>57900235
>>57900233
>>57900231
>>57900225
>>57900224
>>57900229
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57900260
For me it was Daddy Jerome's conference yesterday. That was peak comfy and I made good money during it too

I know the north star

>>57900279
>I have always known the North Star
>Lucifer
Getting esoteric with the subliminal satanic messaging aye Joe Biden

>>57900273
>You used AI to make me call Obama WHAT?
BAN IT NOW

WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
GOD BLESS YOU ALL

Where was Elizabeth Warren at Jeromes conference yesterday? She loves to seethe about interest rates

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Yeah Joey B, I'm thinking we're back

>>57900247
What does this mean for my soundhohnd shares

What a glorious shit show, the drugs must have worn off and now it's sleepy time for Joe

>>57900299
Have you seen grandmaster Hiram Abiff? No? Then I guess his word is lost.

>>57900252
>weimar
Not as long as the dollar is the worlds reserve currency and the us has the biggest military. Sorry chud. Whats the debt now? 3432 quadrillion? Literally no one gives a shit.

>>57900247
we can already locally build these voices with a few thousand $ of GPUs
they cant take away what is already on the internet

nvda diamond hands

>>57900268
thought that was hitomi tanaka for a moment

>>57899595
>Why were there more than anticipated continuing jobless claims today Mr president?
Because of the ten-plus million jobless homeless felons he ushered in, in defiance of the law he swore to uphold. But the Republicans will be too spineless to point this out.

>>57900325
uh oh stinky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE

>>57900337
Why yes my freemasonic brother

Honestly surprised MTG didn't bring some kind of weapon in and try to take him out.

SOXL bros we are SO back tomorrow

This is a fucking disaster. That was the best speech joe has ever given. Conservatives let themselves look like ASSES. Joe actually fucking shut them up. I cant fucking believe this. The left is going to be talking about this night until he finally dies after winning the election and then Kamala Harris is going to jettison this country into an active volcano as a sacrifice to moloch. Fuck me. Exit all markets.

He sure is spending a lot of time talking to that old Jewish man after the speech huh?

FOUR MORE YEARS

>>57900225
No way he said that... or did he?

16 times the president

>>57900340
bitcoin has never existed before in US recessions

>>57900340
No one gives a shit, until it fucking happens. Go ahead and keep believing it wont happen here. Youre in denial.

AMERICA NUMBER 1
I'M RIDING WITH BIDEN
NUMBER GO UP

>>57900360
Hey that was the best speech I ever heard including the parts where he mumbled a few things incoherently and was heckled by same fat angry chud yelling incomprehensible.

Seriously how much blow did they give this guy? He was way too amped up.

Also is AI gonna dump or not?

>>57900168
Be careful I got banned cause janitors don't like Japanese girls?

>>57900372
Anon, if Weimar ever hits, all bets are off. Literally, all bets. Banks will explode, entertainment will implode, no money will be available. Everyone (even rich folk) will be destitute. Nobody I don't care how high up the Illuminati pyramid you are, nobody wants that for themselves.

>>57900382
It's over for AI, it's getting banned and jobs will be saved.

Akira Toriyama is dead

>>57900370
Gold has and unlike bitcoin countries actually have gold reserves.
>>57900372
Yeah yeah. Sure it'll happen but we'll likely be dead by then.

>>57900382
He is on a combination of drugs. Amphetamine salts for vigor and clarity, blood pressure and pulse lowering medications to keep his heart in check, and most likely a barbiturate over a benzodiazepine, to keep him from fidgeting from all the amphetamines.

SOUN bros..... I'm scared

Where was goblina tonight?

>>57900395
>Akira Toriyama
Fuck

>>57900394
>Over for AI
Top kek

>>57900392
it would take 1 or 2 generations of hiding in bunkers and letting the rest of the world burn for them to come out of bunkers and act like gods using technomancy to convince us they were gods.

>>57900404
She was there, crying when he talked about Gaza

>>57900398
and there was so much patriotism during ww2 that americans willingly gave their gold to the feds despite the draft.

>>57900418
We can't have AI confusing the president, he has a hard enough time knowing who the person is that he is talking to in the first place.

>>57900395
Billions fleeing south america as we speak. The continent will never recover.

>>57900365
>Pass bipartisan privacy legislation to protect our children online. Harness the promise of AI to protect us from peril. BAN AI voice impersonations and more!
>and more!

>>57900422

We did it Biden bros! We just keep winning.

>>57900443
>BAN AI voice impersonations
Except the glowies will still have access

>>57900458
Will nonfarm payrolls tomorrow support his speech?

Will rep response be now?

>ban AI
And you niggers thought NVDA had unlimited potential
All it takes is some dumbshit like this to ruin it

>>57899374
Only political coin worth buying at any point

AI bros, is it over? do we buy coal stocks now?

>>57900461
they have to keep voice recording admissible in courts.
we are close to a point that we can call anything fake that wasnt on a byzantine fault tolerant (and soon quantum resilient) blockchain before a block mined before whenever we got ai (maybe that 2017 paper 20 or so years before if that creepypasta is real),

>>57900486
>>57900486
>>57900486
baked

>>57900489
Tell me you're mentally retarded without telling me you're mentally retarded.

>If you want porffits go Alt like AGRS are the best

>>57900491

AGRS is worth right now

>>57900491

>AGRS at 0.95
>NMT at 0.9
>NOIA at 0.06

AGRS give me a 10x 10,40 right now

2024 is going to be fire

>>57900550
eye that does not see the man who does not believe

Diabetes baron checking in.

>>57900517
ANON is 10,41 now