/biz/ - Business & Finance

>can sell everything i have and buy...2 nvdia stock
Is it even worth it at this point with what little i have?

Up 10k in the last two weeks, and up a thousand (so far) today. I think I've earned a homemade philly and afternoon beer.

>>57873710
>>57873710
>>57873710

>>57875255
I thought I had $1200 on my broker account
it was actually all margin. sold all my shit.
need something to buy. rare metal miners?
meme stocks that you think will perform?
>>57875357
congrats! I want your advice

>>57875725
BITF calls for friday

>>57875357
>beer
>pizza
>fatass in monitor reflection

lmao'ing @ ur lyfe

Are we going to see more tobacco and bank companies stop dividends for a few quarters?
I'm not going to be holding anything that doesnt have a defensive cash pile for incoming flops.

>>57875765
>>pizza
Anon, that's a steak sandwich
It looks like a terrible one...
But that's what it is
You need to make more investments in Philadelphia companies

>>57875793
less and less people are smoking
in 20-30 years most of these companies will disappear imo
that's not enough time to get back your investment in divvies

>>57875765
you're forgetting the cottage core plate anon. this bitch has had a woman in his life.

>>57875908
philly has the worst cheese steaks
change my mind

>>57876044
>less and less people are smoking
Most these companies are adapting. PM has vape investments + Xyn (big lawsuit at them marketing xyn to kids), RJR has vape investments + camel snus, Altria is the one who fucked up only investing in Juul and Vuse while China dominates hw and juice markets for vapers.
all the major tobacco companies are pushing for some kind of injuction on chink vape products for circumventing the juul ban laws with disposables (which they also circumvented but congress is invested in them)
there's 2 big bills, a house bill 1006 (dumb big brother bluetooth age verification) that may get signed and a competing senate bill 1007 that I dont think is past senate yet
They are adapting to the changing nicotine market, some better than others. they need more cash stockpiles to get it done and to stop paying divis.
All companies should be stopping divis rn but your reply seemed to only be concerned with big tobacco-- which is in a healthier state than most banks.

Are there any knowledgable fags here who can prognosticate on NYCB aftermath?
How bad will NYC get in response to this?

>NYCB plummets 40%
>NYCB soars 30%
pick one ffs

>>57876575
>NYCB plummets 40%
its broke
>NYCB soars 30%
1bil cash injection to stop the freefall

do you fags only get market news from 4chan? cnbc is free and bloombergtv is free

AHHHHH

>>57876575
>>57876624
>1 bil cash injection...
>Stock collapses anyway

>>57876691
less than 1 hour
Make sure to browse livestreams at protests tonight. There will be a response to this from an already disenfranchised population

>>57876675
I'm no CFA, but I'm also not a Jew
I recommend liquidating, buying silver from the US mint, then waiting to cash it in for a profit at a pawn shop and then due diligence to figure out how to reinvest.
The feds will prop up tech (which is the reason silver recycling and mining operates at a deficit-- tech uses a lot of silver now)

BBTV yt link. Joe Mattheiu is on rn and he is competent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyOq8DhaMYw

>>57876624
>kramer
>berg

>>57877025
>is aware of bias
>>completely ignores valid sources of data and intelligent analysts and authors instead of reading past the bias to get the information

NYBC back on halt
looks like the opening bell tomorrow will be when the fun starts.

I bought bbai

>>57877088
what was the material issue they found on their books

>>57877088
the jews obv know what the jews are doing. that doesn't mean they're telling you.

I'm drunk

Why market down?

AEO killing me

>>57877228
Me too. I'm glad I got to watch the banks collapse with you.

>>57877237
jpow said banks should drop dead

>+0.02739726027%

Okay so they're just going to take profits into close and leave everything at technical buy levels so they can do it all again tomorrow. Lmao.

>>57876260
>China dominates hw and juice markets for vapers
FWIW, at least here in Europe there are no chinkuids on the market at all, it's all locally produced.
It's actually surprising that it's cheaper to import than to produce locally.

>>57875765
>>57875908
>>57876049
Kek, thanks for the love boys. Sandwich was homemade with ribeye steak and seasoned myself... I tried. Also, I'm not that chubby... 220 and 6'

>>57875725
Thanks anon, I played options on DELL and NVDA earnings in the last few weeks, diversified into CLS shares and made some smaller plays with SPY. Bought a few straddles for CRWD. Currently have AVGO and NVDA in the options oven.

>>57877088
This is the funniest shit I have seen this year kek listen to this bitch.
https://youtu.be/lL1EC8CZvk4?si=6TwqiEOnHa8NjDrh

I'm going to empty my bank account into crypto. Seems safer than keeping it in these jewish scams known as "banks", honestly.

>>57877407
6'2 and 185 here. You are fat, sir. Hit the gym.

>>57877416
Only one where the girls are clearly knife-eared elves though.
>>57877237
Rates will continue to hike.

Made 400% on KRE 52 weekly calls earlier today.

>>57877266
i like ai

>>57876624
The plummet happened before the cash injection you fucking jew

Just woke up. How's my portfolio of EGPT and MS calls?

NVDA GRAVESTONE DOJI
BULLISH

Pick a direction you stupid fucking market

>>57877480
looks like it

>>57877438
Also 6'2" 185, nice. Honestly I find it fucking hard to eat enough to gain more weight than this.

>>57877438
Yes, I am. Fun fact: I'm actually 5-2 ammy MMA at 185/170 a while ago and was a state champion miler ten years ago. The girlfriend and easy life has caught up to me and I like my food, but I'm not obese.

>>57875357
lol my port is at 10,308. Come on bro lets hit 20k this year me and you

>>57876821
Better be a fucking stinger to a private jet at Teterboro. GLOWNIGGERS DO YOUR GOD DAMN JOB AND ADMINISTER SOME GOD DAMN JUSTICE!!!! I COULD BE $200 RICHER THATS $50 IN TAX THE USA LOST

>>57876547
You won't have a city on Monday.

>>57877429
>ya theres always some shenanigans or games someones trynna play and the market makers can afford to let the frenzy happen all day and recenter the risk. but if you wait for that move you get the real risk price.
>Then you can write at the "center" price.
When you say write center price, to you mean set my contract limit price between bid and ask?

>>57877510
What was your mile time? I PR'd at 4:41 in high school

>>57876110
It's a different style of cheese steak. Philly style isn't a "go to the restaurant, sit down, order a sandwich, eat it at the table" kind of deal. It's more like "roll up to window, order a cheese steak, get it, eat it while you're doing other important things". It's for people who are busy and got shit to fucking do and need protein and calories and need it taste fucking delicious while on the move. It's why investors from the Philly area always rank high in the global metrics (look up how many investment funds/firms are based around Philly). While everyone else is going to their sit down lunch, Philly traders are pounding down cheese steaks and Yuenglings in front of their Bloomberg Terminals fucking making it.

>>57877443
>elf girl with herpes
looks like she already got ORCED
dropped

My broker got a NYCB fill at $1.9, she just made me almost $20k.

>>57877503
>>57877438
6'2 and probably 220-230lb, good to be part of the skinny master race

>>57877430
with jews you win tho...

>>57877228
Same

>>57876110
I'm gonna puke

t.EU

Oh boy I sure hope NYCB hits $8 in a week!

>>57877430
>bank flags your account when you try to withdraw back into it
>keep it on a crypto platform, but then it gets rugged or hacked
You literally can't win by doing just one thing. Diversify, nigga

>>57877503
Im finally starting to put muscle on after 4 months of training. Im 18/6 fasting and eating 3000 cals a day in my eating window. Going up about a pound every two weeks. Thinking about adding a 1000 calorie shake to speed things up.
>>57877510
If youre happy, hitting the gym will make you even more happier.

>>57877534
Yeah, I participated in the $1B cash injection (with $100M) Just made $75M.

>>57877403
ty for the insight.
I was an army brat and growing up I noticed the tobacco vending machines were how most purchased and that a lot of the locals would ask americans to buy american ciggs from the shopette for them (illegal but enlisted men have families to feed on a shit income)
When I visit Italy these days I buy cigars from a local place (imports ofc and sometimes the mela juul pods if in stock). I see americans going in and out of the local vape shop near posts though.
I dont have any knowledge about what brands or investments american tobacco has in EU tho

>>57877534
dude last march when the other bank failures happened I got WAL at $8 sold covered calls at $20 got assigned and it went to $60. Ive never had a gain hurt so much

>>57877443
There are *no* elf wife stock plays. Unless you count NVDA for porn generation.

Or some kind of XBI/ARKG genetic modification shit. That too, I guess.

>>57877515
Roger that. Hopefully sooner than that but that's a good start. Today I sold off a lot of my longer term options and went into earnings options this week. I'll post what I have... what you got working for you?

>>57877535
you are fat

>>57877583
>There are *no* elf wife stock plays. Unless you count NVDA for porn generation.
You can count AQB because of those lips

>>57877443
>>57877530
Not coming out great yet

>>57877525
>>57877570
I pr'd at 4:33 to win a class B state title my senior year.
>>57877527
Based. Need to see the east coast. I'm forever indebted to them for popularizing that delicious sandwich.

>>57877582
Covered calls are almost universally worse than just holding the stock from every backtest I've seen other people and done myself. I'm talking about real backtests with real prices. People like Tastytrade do backtests with fake midprice data.
Proof is very easy to find: Compare SPY to XYLD and QQQ to QYLD.

>>57877582
i had NYCB put leaps that expired in january

>>57877578
I think the biggest difference is that here refillable tank systems are the most popular whereas in the US it's mostly single use pods or carts like Juul.
Just like in the US it's almost all Chinese hardware though.

Wait so everyone thinks nycb is going to bounce now?

>>57877635
Nice man, sub 5 is hard as fuck. I'm about to do my first 5k race since high school and I'll consider myself lucky to hit miles in the 6s

Bobo can't even bring down a single bank. So lame. Fuck you bobo.

>>57877638
For me the worst part is the OPRA fee they seem to pass onto every platform ($9.95 per transaction and $1/contract). Makes getting a good margin hard

>>57877589
A lot of garbage I got destroyed on AMC trying to profit off of Cash secured puts so I'm picking up the pieces selling calls hoping I get assigned and end this nightmare. I promise I'm a much better trader/ investor but this is what I'm dealing with.

>>57877426
Its good to see a sad correspondent trying to save face at how much money she lost for herself and clients.
Fuck the Jews, et al

Will we get an aftermarket dump?

Why did it go back up? I thought we were at the top.

>>57877672
Something something bear trap something something shakeout

>>57877597
>pant size waist only 36
>large, not XXL pajama pants, boxers, etc.
I'm skinny..

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>57877760
+1.70 gme

>>57877760
MEGA CRAB
+0.02%
Though I sold a little more of my tech today as well

>>57877742
We're no where near the top, bro

>>57877760
+0.31

dogshit

>>57877685
OPRA fees are monthly, and low cost retail brokers offer it for free as well as IBKR rebates the fee if your comissions are high enough.
Selling calls are just fundamentally bad except very specific situations such as selling deep ITM to create a synthetic short sale

>>57877760
+3.08%, NVDA and SMCI.

The heeming has only just begun.

>>57877760
Down 1400 today. Made some solid nvda gains this morning, sold, then bought back in and now it's down.

>>57877760
made 2k from tsla puts

Mumus won. You cannot deny it. We tried to save you from yourself, but you did not listen.

>>57877777
First for a check

>>57877777
FUCKING CHECKED
Now I'm going ALL back in to TQQQ tomorrow, fuck it

>>57877530
1/4 or 1/5 in the US has hsv 1 or 2
it is a very underreported disease.

>>57877760
I made more money than the average El Salvadorean makes in a month, $400

>>57877777
Based and checked

>Millions of Americans could soon see lower credit card bills after a federal rule that caps late fees at $8 a month was finalized by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, which estimates that the change will save households $10 billion a year, per NYT

ahaahahahahahahahaha please let these retards crash the system

friendly reminder that when JP Morgan buys NYCB you will get nothing for your shares

>>57877760
Up 2.5%

>>57877777
from your lips to god's ears

>>57877777

>>57877760
>4.4%
>YTD: 8.45%

Almost salves the regret of me dumping my China bags yesterday.

>>57877666
Another thing I remember, iQOS is fucking huge in Italy. iQOS is a Jap tobacco leaf vape.

>>57877707
I mean it is what it is, I get it. I was into BBBY last year, not as a perma-baggie but trying to time the runups and had mixed success with options. I will say that you're probably better off liquidating all that AMC and not trying to sell calls/puts and go into something else altogether. I think all those circa-2021 meme tickers are just continuing on name alone, and brick and mortar stores in general (I know its a movie theater) don't strike me as good long holds. Not trying to be a dick, just saying you could make a nice iron condor on a flat stock, or buy a few nice SMCI calls for what you got.

Good luck dude.

>>57877798
Most people dont know they have it until a cold sore pops up. Its usually transmitted when old ladies give babies a lot of kisses and or being molested.
I hope there is a full cure for it one day because its gross and unsightly.

>>57877760
Shit thanks to the NYCB fakeout
And LXU hitting my stop at $7.01 before going to $7.60 a few seconds later

This has been a halfway decent week.

>>57877840
Why did you dump the chinky bags? They're about to moon, Xi said China is targetting 500% GDP growth next year

>>57877760
+.18%

Better than a loss but I was up 15% midday.

>>57877624

NVDA needs a little consolidation to build up a bull flag to take out 900. it will be done

>>57877760
+1,83%

>>57877760
+36%. Not as good as yesterday but NYCB should continue to print good on my calls

>>57877522
so with earnings they're a 50/50 shot. so you want to nail the center bet.
market makers will skew the window in their favor lets say it was a 100 stock. and everything is normal. 5 dollar wide expected move. but theres a more bullish sentiment in the air. the market makers sensing those vapors. will just before close shunt it to 97. to limit their exposure. because they have enough money to move the market after people buying options all day.

>>57877760
Down several percent in medical stocks, hoping that tomorrow q4 reports will make some of my stocks boost up.

>>57877819
that isnt interest though, late fee is just some asshole tax banks throw at losers for a quick buck

>>57877843
IQOS is Phillip Morris (though released in Japan and Italy first). Their hardware is made in China, obviously.
I think those suck because they're a hassle and a mess but at least it's less disgusting than smoking cigarettes.

>>57877760
meh the main spread crabbed all day.
I took off one spread to buy a long shot on BIG

boring market.

>>57877859
Sick of the up/down shit for months, lower highs, the lack of any actual money printing, and it's only a matter of time before election rhetoric starts heating up and rugging every rally.

>>57877760
happy index fag here
mind you I keep my $15,000 in cash here so it was more like 0.8% gain

>>57877760
+.68%. I'll take it.

>>57877583
neutral evil slut
i love dorks

>>57877853
i still need to do another +150% from here to match my best week.

>>57877777

>>57877760
Slow and steady.

>>57877760
Down $14 each on GBPAUD and ALUMINIUM cfds, but up $9 on LEAD
Waiting another hour for forex candles to close and roll new trades. Wrote WMT covered calls for 15th, sitting comfy, but slowly beclowning myself

>>57877978
im so glad I'm a boglehead

>>57877583
this image made my peepee all tingly

>>57877760
5.5% today, mostly holding SOXL. Swung NVDL for $350.

>>57877853
>robinhood
there are better low-to-no commission options

I want off this fake market ffs. when can we go back to fundamentals?
MU had dogshit earnigs but their price is higher than when they rake in money. wtf is this market

How the FUCK is a $1B investment supposed to save a bank that has $117B AUM that are underwater by over 50%? They're just stalling until Friday when the bank gets seized.

COST…

>>57877915
I think if enough retards keep paying late(or not at all), they will simply keep increasing rates again and again.

>>57877780
>OPRA fees are monthly, and low cost retail brokers offer it for free as well as IBKR rebates the fee if your comissions are high enough
I'm not on an active trader account so maybe my fees are higher. But then, I don't make enough options trades to justify that because I usually get heemed on the spreads I do open. I understand the mechanics, I just can't execute them properly

>>57878036
Buddy are you retarded? Thats not how any of this works.

>>57877875
what scares me about NVDA is that they have never had competition in any of their markets
theres motivation for AMD, Apple, Qualcomm, Samsung, and Intel to put real effort into competing with them in AI and there is an increase of new and old players like IBM (india business machines) & Texas Instruments trying to encroach on their markets

>>57878067
If any investors here are older than 30 years old they know of CISCO and how glaringly obvious it is to be ready to bail once the hype ends

>LinkedIn is down
Shit is it too late to short MSFT?!

Rocker was right, apologize.

>>57878063
Explain how I'm wrong, faggot. A $1B """""""rescue package""""""" means jack shit when you have over $60B in losses.

>>57878023
Looks like this one is working fine for me. Thanks for the imput.

nothing happened today for me

>>57878026
just wait until more people realize all SMCI does is package nvidia accelerators into rack units for mainframes...

>>57878089
ANOTHER fucking outage?

What the hell is going on???

>>57878107
Their commercial real estate loans are 10-15% of assets that $11.7B if 50% went bad (which they probably aren't) that's ~$6B.

is NYCB failing a problem for the market how big is this bank?

>"New York Community Bancorp, Inc. (NYCB) is a relatively large bank, particularly in terms of assets and deposits. However, its size can vary depending on market conditions, mergers, acquisitions, and other factors.
NYCB is a bank holding company headquartered in Westbury, New York. It operates through its banking subsidiary, New York Community Bank, which provides banking products and services to consumers and businesses primarily in the New York metropolitan area, as well as in Florida, Ohio, and Arizona.
While NYCB is not among the largest banks in the United States in terms of total assets compared to national banking giants like JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, or Wells Fargo, it is considered a significant player in the regional banking sector, particularly in the markets it serves."

>>57878107
Buddy you do not understand how this works. Jews do. Follow the jews.

>>57878083
we're at the post-Windows 95 receiving AOL cds in the mail part of this cycle. got a ways to go if you believe the hype.

>>57878067
>what is a moat?

It’s at least 5 years, probably 10 before anyone can realistically R&D and scale up to compete with NVDA and then actually get them made, the order backlog is too great in Taiwan.

>>57878135
I had a dream last night where I was standing by the seaside at night time and I could see F-18 roaring through the sky and out to sea one after another and then a big cargo ship had missile platforms poke out of the containers and I started freaking out because they were about to blow my ass away so I put on a helmet and hunkered down in what I guess was a trench or a foxhole. I also remember walking through an abandoned mall with a chick and stealing some shit and she was saying thats stealing but I didnt care because everything was fucked anyways and told her to come on.

Do with this information what you will.

Tomorrow after market close is gonna be an important day.

>>57878101
he's still down 50% faggot fanboy

>>57877777
WAGMI bros

is a fee-only financial advisor really any better than a regular financial advisor? I just don't have the time or smarts to do this $hit on my own anymore.

>>57878136
Banks don't drop 80% over 5% in losses. I call bullshit. Last year all the banks were down over 50%.

>>57878154
>trust da plan two more weeks

>>57877777
Uhh bobros....

>>57878183
if the chinks take Taiwan, that's another story

>>57878046
uuuuooohh SEX

>>57877777
CHECKED BIGLY

>>57877777
540 this month

just realized i haven't shit today

Anyone else think we are inching closer to that supposed Cyberpandemic the elites have been talking about for a long time?

First AT&T/Verizon, then Meta/Threads/Instagram, now LinkedIn...Just imagine if the next targets are gonna the fucking banks and they are down for good?

>>57878222
Listen you stupid fucking ape. some kike treasury secretary poured $450M into the bank and he's going to pull some strings to make sure he makes money on NYCB.

>>57878252
Yeah if the chinks go for Taiwan then its actual WW3 and you’re all getting drafted so it’s functionally irrelevant cause you’ll die in some provincial forest from a bioweapon virus.

female natural gas

>>57878148
>particularly in terms of assets and deposits.
would you be agreeable to the inference that job losses (no more deposits meaning people withdraw funds to not get hit with fees for not having an income) and delinquencies in office space are the main cause?

immigrants not depositing their stipends (apparently cashing out and living in cash-renting basements and inactive storefronts + infinite other factors certainly are bleeding the bank, both those 2 seem like the main causes.

>>57877530
Gotta get a tiefling gf.
>>57878284
Banks will be hacked when they want to be hacked. Everything else is fair game.

>>57878287
They did that last year before SVB and PACW collapsed. They're stalling for time before the FDIC seizes NYCB this Friday. There's not much more FDIC insurance money left to keep bailing out these banks.

When COST earnings? N222ax

>>57878281
me neither: I have constipation

>>57878363
>they did that last year
Source?

Excuse me Mr Market

>>57878367
Tomorrow

>>57878208
advisors always underperform the market after fees unless you have something obscure like emerging market corporate bonds
if you're not smart enough to "trade" then just accept the Boglehead way and take market returns.

>>57878363
>SVB and PACW collapsed
They got bought out.

>>57878389
Fug idk why I thought it was today

I like my stock like penis in men. While erected pointed upward.

>>57878381
https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2023-03-22/pacwest-taps-atlas-cash-after-deposit-outflows
https://apnews.com/article/first-republic-bank-deposits-rescue-9daaea0e7133007d5e7f8257030d1b1c

Healthy banks don't need rescue packages. The fact that NYCB took an emergency rescue package today means that it's going to collapse.

>>57878383
WHAT AN IDIOT SHORT EVERYTHING

>>57878281
I've been shitting an average of 5x a day for some time. Something is wrong.

I just want to go all in on ZIM

>$100k in a nasdaq 2x bull etf
Be honest, what is it going to be in 10 years?

>>57878425
They collapsed and larger institutions were forced to absorb the losses. SBNY also collapsed and now NYCB is insolvent too because it inherited all of their toxic assets. This is going to keep dominoeing into larger and larger bank failures because the whole system is overleveraged and underwater.

>>57878524
All leveraged ETFs will go to zero due to math.

>>57878524
Optimistically, $5.

>>57878525
>They collapsed and larger institutions were forced to absorb the losses
They all made billions on these deals, some of these banks like NYCB had issues before they took over these distressed banks.

https://downdetector.com
~8 weeks of heavy cyber attacks
based on the is00n leak we are fucked and Taiwan is theirs whenever they feel like opening the floodgates.

>>57878543
>>57878556
it's been doing 33% a year over the last 10 years

>>57877872
>>57877624
>>57877443
Looking better

>>57878569
show 1 successful chinese military operation beyond its borders.

>>57878558
Keep repeating that to yourself as we get bank failure after bank failure. I'm getting my money out of this fraudulent system. The only way this ends is with bail-ins where they seize everyone's deposits. The FDIC can't do shit.

>>57878597
China isnt getting curbstomped anymore, they have their own ironclads now along with a strong anti drug policy, we cant keep using the old tricks to fuck them over.

>>57878569
>the is00n leak
QRD?

>women's asses
>my mouth

nuff said

>>57878607
Two more week. These banks aren't collapsing their shareholders are collapsing, ownership is changing, corrupt bureaucrats are buying their assets for pennies on the dollar.

>>57878624
BASED BASED BASED

>>57878597
Successfully infiltrating the US via the southern border... not so much a success on their part as a complete failure of Joe Biden to uphold his oath to the constitution and people of the United States. Buy Chipotle and Costco $CMG and $COST

whats the next bank that gets rugged? NYCB play is over. Who is next?
>pic rel

>He doesn't trade the weekly zinc/natgas ratio
Unequivocally NGMI

>>57878635
NYCB won't exist by Friday at close and at least two more banks will fail before March is over. I'm taking all of my money out of the bank putting into a crypto wallet that I actually control.

>>57878593

Gonna take my wife to see Dune part 2 later today in IMAX.

But she pointed something out; at the same theater, they usually do these weird 'kid's movie' showings and they play old ass classics. This week they are doing the Land Before Time. A ticket is $5 now. I swear to god, the ticket prices for those types of showings were dirt cheap, like $1 or $2 tops. What the fuck happened?? Inflation going up again?

>>57878623
https://github.com/I-S00N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t80qRhxDH4I
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1757766113792844062.html

for ~5 years china has allegedly had some kind of access to stall or disable infrastructure. the ATT hack some friday ago was not a service uprade error...

>>57878678
>crypto
Lol
Lmao, actually.
I knew you were retarded.

>>57878623
the bug who leaked the info is already dead, no doubt. anyway some zerg player leaked all their secret police efforts and a ton of them involve corp/gov espionage. stealing secrets/data.

>>57878678
>NYCB
Two more weeks. Trust the plan. This bank is doing pretty well try opening an account with them.
https://www.svb.com/

>>57875765
Pizza, LOL. What shithole are you from?

>>57878067
What's scary is that people only took AI seriously after seeing AI generated pictures even though AI was already used commercially for years.

I'm fuckin tired of the slow, steady grind up. I wanna go all in

>>57878695
I just saw a graph the other day that showed movie tickets prices staying remarkably Consistent relative to inflation

how to short TSLA?

>>57878695
$5 is a lot of money. You can get 2 slices of pizza (cheese or pepperoni they cost the same, but for some strange reason the cheese has more calories) and 40 ounces of fountain soda at your local Cost Co. for that much money. $COST #PizzaDeal

>>57878678
you want cash newfriend. then maybe some boomer rocks and lead if you think cash will fail.

>>57877197
"Oh shit oh fuck we have no money"

>>57878735
Really? Strange because the price for movie food like popcorn and pizza went WAY the fuck up lately iirc. Last time I went to the theaters was for the Super Mario Bros. movie...last year.

>>57878714
>>57878722
Why are you so personally emotionally invested into whether or not NYCB collapses? I know the answer, but I want to hear your cope excuse about you feel compelled to shill for a failing bank.

>>57878754
Yeah the food prices have gone up to cover inflation on overhead and labor. But the ticket prices themselves haven’t meaningfully increased over inflation since the 90s

>>57875255
I’ve been in 3x funds, and I’m still stuck in a 9 month crab. It’s unreal. Just bull market already!

>>57878745
I already have some but they're harder to transact with. More places accept crypto for actual purchases.

>>57878763
SVB collapsed you told me? How come I can open an account with them? The only thing that has collapsed is your fucking IQ you stupid fuck.

>>57878678
Crypto still needs to go through exchanges, which aren't even FDIC insured. You can't transfer large sums without them locking your account, which you would have to deal with using a lawyer.

>>57878394
>just accept the Boglehead way and take market returns
can you please expand on this?

>>57878394
How do I invest in emerging markets corporate bonds?

>>57878740
fun fact pepperoni is up to 80% fat
>A 1-ounce (28-gram) slice of pepperoni contains approximately 12.2 grams of fat12. This means that about 79.3% of the calories in pepperoni come from fat1. The breakdown of fat types in pepperoni is as follows: Saturated fat: Approximately 4.2 grams per slice. Monounsaturated fat: About 4.8 grams per slice. Polyunsaturated fat: Around 1 gram per slice. Trans fat: Approximately 0.5 grams per slice1. Keep in mind that these values are approximate and can vary based on the specific product.

so cheese has much more protein which in laymens term protein > fats for caloric intake.

>>57878784
Why are you so emotionally invested into shilling for insolvent financial institutions?

I think that Cornel West will be a better prez than either Trump and Biden

>>57878792
Bullshit. Withdraw into a wallet -> make purchases directly using crypto. Ezpz.

>>57878783
>More places accept crypto for actual purchases
huh? do you live on mars?

>>57878695
>>57878735
>>57878754
You know how theatres get their money, right? You watch the movie and you pay 4x as much for food and beverages. Getting a cheap ticket is a great way to entice people

>>57878797
DCA into VOO

>>57878689

>>57878844
Show me some online retailers that I can mail silver bars to for payment.

>>57878792
>Crypto still needs to go through exchanges
tell that to my 4 grand in amazon gift card credit

>>57878807
Why are you stupid?

If you aren’t bullish on cyber security right now given all the cyber attacks, you are missing free money

>>57878801
i knew this because 1 slice of costco cheese pizza has 44 grams of protein while 1 slice of costco pepperoni pizza has only 34

>>57878736
3STS.L

>>57878854
oops

>>57878854

>>57878861
Or shorting Palo Alto and the rest of them because they are unsuccessfully doing their job

>>57878860
Why are your image filenames dated almost two years in the future?

>>57878834
>>57878859
You still need an exchange to buy crypto.

>>57878909
As if that matters. Do doctors get paid less when you die? Does your utility company get paid less when they failed to meet demand and have a blackout? Does the government get less taxes when the roads fall apart? No, they get MORE MONEY

>>57878876
accounts will crumble under cold steel

>>57878912
Because I'm from the future and you're stupid there too.

>>57878942
Yes, that's how I plan to empty my bank account into crypto. What part of that wasn't clear?

>>57878912
>filenames are unix timestamps
huh I didn't know that

>>57878861
which tickers?

>>57878863
The truth is the slices are really big, and I can only eat one slice and 20 ounces of fountain soda, then I can give whom ever is with me at Costco the refill and the second slice of pizza. 2 people can have lunch for just five bucks. It's a lot of money. Like you can go to Camping World and get a new RV for just $5 a day.

>>57877777
BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>>57878947

Bitcoin seems to be doing something that could be an ABC in a 15min-1h chart.
Would you agree? What do you all think about it?

>>57878956
You guys suck so much cock, probably because you're AIDS-ridden faggots.

>>57879007
Meds.

>>57878947
You need to use more emotional adjectives in your prompts. Both when describing characters but also to describe the scene. “Joyous energy”, “sinister aura”, “macabre vibe”. Otherwise you just get characters staring blankly portraits.

>>57878946
its called reputation. That's hard to recover from a loss. Even Facebook recovered so maybe Palo Alto will too. I'm not investing into your shilled company.

>>57878857
dumb nigger. learn to read.

>>57879025
How's the weather at Stanford today?

>>57878797
>https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
You can own the entire American stock market with VTI and the entire global market with VT

VTI has given a 10.47% annualized return the last 30 years and VT 8.34%

They are both cheap as shit ($300/$700 fee per $1,000,000) and pay dividends from every company they old which is all of them

>>57878993
>>57879031
I don't know if I can top this, is this AI art slop Anon?

>>57878985
Deep calls for PANW and CRWD.

is this now pepe in knight armor general

>>57879048
Leverage this 2x

>>57878667
Sorry, /smg/ is #TinGang territory. AFMJF Chads rise up!

>>57879048
>>57878797
it gets way closer if you DCA

I need to x8 my portfolio as fast as possible

>>57878993
>>57879031
>>57879061
>>57879071
>>57879093
>Pepe The Frog
>English Ordinal
>726
>726, Antichrist
>12k+ hits, First Result
>you all post this frog relentlessly
You tell me

>>57879093
Cyber Defense

>>57879107
>screams in the dot come crash, financial crisis, and covid crisis
Your worst year would literally be over 100% anon

>>57879071
>>57879093
lol, is the guy who requested this shit even in the thread still? Let us know if these were ok

>>57879127
buy 0dte calls on spy or gamble with us on nycb or avgo, bitf, mrvl, orcl, intc.

>>57875255
How'd everyone's day go?

>>57878007
i used to be one, then i realized they are a stupid cult pushing everyone to VT and staying investing illiterate

>>57879140
1. Those all had months of warning to anyone with a pulse
2. Circuit breakers

>>57879142

Guys, should I get a second PhD at Stanford? I would like my research focus to be applying Machiavellian philosophy to repression of internet communities.

>>57879199
I'm impressed with the reflection...
There might be something to this AI bubble after all...
See if you can get the reflections sharper/clearer?

>>57879202
>paying for a PhD
>not watching/studying all of MIT's free online classes
NGMI

The judge is halting me.

>>57875255
Very interesting what's happening. Someone said $46 is the new support for SOXL. That appears to be. Leveraged ETF so you can't use it for breakouts, but it is in a clear bull trend, obviously.

Every double top gets rejected. Every month or so it tries again. It's trying it again now. This is what it will look like if it succeed. But it most likely won't. I just don't think it's smart to give up on trades if you bought the wrong options or shares on the first try.

That doesn't mean I'm shorting aggressively here, but I'm certainly waiting for it like everyone else. Support is $46 with a hypothetical double-top scenario resulting in $35 by next Tuesday.

More likely it will stop dumping and turn around at $40 (or $46 and it already has turned around) so plan accordingly and don't swing for the fences. Bought 2 far OTM puts today.

By the way Rocker was right. NYCB was saved. Hope he got the fuck out today. Hope you all did. Fuck that stock.

How we feeling, COSTbros?

>>57879215
No, it's free because I would get government tax dollars to research innovative methods for totalitarian control of the internet.

>>57879228
>TA on a 3x leveraged ETF
>buying puts in this market and on fucking semiconductors of all things
this is why you niggers lose money

>>57879249
Kek he bought at like $5. I hope you're right about SOXL, I want to buy back some CCs on the cheap.

>>57879002
Bump

>>57879228
>support
>on a 3x levvy ETF
god you must be stupider than me, and I'm REAL stupid

>>57879288
>stock market general
just because you have an etf or something doesnt mean you belong here

>>57879142
idk about the other guys but I’m the one who has been posting ai slop for weeks

>>57878763
Youre trolling at this point. I have 100 nycb calls and 1000 shares now.

>>57879351
see you in 3 years when you 5000x to break even
>pic rel

>>57879374
Either I make 6 figures by next month or I lose the equivalent of 2 weeks pay. Im not really concerned.

>>57879252
Ready for tomorrow, COSTsister

>>57879306
>>57879274
Guys cmon. We've all been there.

>pepe frog wearing armor, holding cyber laser sword in air, green energy, standing in cyberspace, on computer circuit board, beautiful woman near him, full-body view, fully clothed, 1990's style, beautiful, watercolor, manga, anime style, masterpiece, high-quality, grainy, detailed background

Ready for YPF tomorrow before open, and BITF after close. My anus is ready

>>57879311
I kind of wondered that as well, but I didn't see a better place
I've seen that people create many crypto threads, but I'm not sure this deserves one

>>57875255
Tfw palantir is 27 and I sold it at 24 to bug SOUN, I have 350 shares of palantir and 900 shares of soundhound, am I gonna make it?

>The all time high on QQQ pre 2020 crash/golden bullrun was 234
>The current ATH is 445 which was reached 5 days ago
I WANT A RETURN TO FUNDEMENTALS

>tfw if I'd just held to any of the options through exp I'd thought were solid plays instead of selling at a loss or meager gains I wouldn't be negative for month

>>57877760
Up 1.61%. Good enough.

>>57879252
REMEMBER TOMORROW MORNING HOW YOU COULD HAVE KEPT 13K TODAY

Next
>>57860189
>>57860189

>>57879264
>>57879202
If you are honest and this is real; I hope you burn in hell!

>>57879202
Cringe, Schizo cringe.

How does 2scoops stand being wrong all the time?

>>57879636
kys

>>57879636
Die

>>57879636
Seek canadian healthcare

>>57879679
Did you end up inversing baggies spy calls?

slop

>>57879741
no I don't think I said I'd do that? I'm mostly letting the market do its thing, just slurping cheapies here and there. Today was +1% comfy

someone bake

>>57879274
I make money off this. I lost money during the breakout of the Israel War because I was selling covered calls while the Jews threatened World War III.

But then I made it back with my TA. It was about 33% of my holdings and I'm still positive, making well-managed trades, so I suppose you should type with capitals at the beginning of your sentence

I can't wait to see what occurs.

>>57879530
>900 shares of soundhound
did soundhound ai somehow make you invest?
its just a front end for a chat gpt api

>>57879850

>>57877777
so it seems so it seems

BAKE OR I'M NOT POSTING MY NEW UPDATE!!!!

>>57879921
aw fuck

>>57879921
Didn't you just do one the other day?
Don't saturate the market you fool.

>>57879921
Thank God, we're finally free

>>57877760
+.73

I consistently beat most of the major indices on a given day by holding about 2/3rds of my portfolio in SJPA, CSCA, SAUS, VMIG and NATP. I'll never become truly rich from doing this but I'll beat the planet Earth.

>>57879921
jew lashes out

more Pepes you say?

Fine, I'll bake you niggers

>>57880026
>>57880026

>>57880011
>Pepe frog, full-body view, fully clothed, jeans, jacket, barefoot, flowers in background, blue sky, female, 1990's style, beautiful, standing, lifting leg, feet, 5toes, watercolor, manga, detailed feet, anime style, masterpiece, high-quality, portrait, looking at viewer, grainy, detailed background, graceful

lol

last elf fucking pepe

>>57879877
nigger, you're buying options on a 3x leveraged ETF, you're a gambling degenerate who believes drawing meme lines on the wrong chart is doing "well-managed trades"

>>57877760
+1.02%

>>57877781
mmm jelly on the smci hold. I let mine go way too early. At least I still have my AMD and NVDA

>>57880113
K buddy. You seem mad. Maybe took some losses. I bought options with a strict budget of $200 dollars and I'm holding until I hit my stop loss. You are mad as fuck. Did your degree backfire? Not making the best trades? Come on. Ignore me, nigger. We're on 4chan. There is something more wrong with you.

>>57880171
I've found TA doesn't work well on the bull/bear ETFs because the volume doesn't match price action. I don't recommend it.

>>57880228
TA doesn't work. If it appears to work, it's only because the indicators happen to fit the data being tested.

>>57880228
>>57880629
Keep posting comments like this.

Based on my latest financial decisions, I will inform you all that I just threw $500 at SOXL, so it's time to sell

>>57880629
Being too retarded to use something doesn’t negate the capability of said thing to perform consistently

>>57877777
CHECKED.

SPY WILL REMAIN HIGHER FOR LONGER

>>57879907
What do you think fair value is, imo it's in restaurants and cars it has a use case. Enlighten me on why they're a bad company

>>57880818
If TA worked consistently, no people would lose money in the stock market. TA is pseudoscience woowoo.

>>57881084
>If TA worked consistently, no people would lose money in the stock market. TA is pseudoscience woowoo.
If indicators (and fundamentals) worked consistently, no people would ever lose money in the stock market.