/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57878171
>Trezors have a hardware defect

imagine using a flashy techbro wallet instead of having 2 different tattoo artists tattoo half of your seed phrase on each butt cheek

>>57878171
Imagine thinking a hardware wallet has the ability to lock a price. Its not a mortgage contract, idiot.

>>57878171
>Turns out certain batches of Trezors have a hardware defect that prevents users from unlocking.
>a hardware defect
>(((a hardware defect)))

Lol, no refunds!

Same thing happened to me. I just sold 100 bitcoin for $2,000 a piece because I can’t get price unlock feature to work.

Thank you for playing

>>57878171
There are better wallets anon.

>>57878201
Great now my uncle can steal my keys while he rapes me

Should have downloaded your coins to paper, idiot?

what do you mean locked price?

do you mean you locked yourself out of selling and now cant unlock it?

>>57878171
>this thread again

>>57878171
Should have used a Ledger, never once had an issue with locking

owch that is rough bro

>>57878171
You can actually voltage glitch those to dump the seeds from RAM

>>57878171
It's not a hardware defect you fucking idiot. You just used the default 5 year lock period. Read the documentation before playing with whole coins like that.

>>57878501
Too bad Satoshi left the rapist uncle problem unsolved.

just do what I do, have your key laser etched onto a small piece of a titanium. only a microscope can read it(new iphones can read out some). Then implant said titanium sub-dermal. If your in a bind cut it out and load up your wallet.

>>57879023
ledgers can't lock dumbass... go ahead and try to sell

This thread is a massive top signal
Holy shit

Wallets cannot be locked like that. If you have the key (phrase) you can unlock it with another hw wallet or sw wallet. There is no lock feature on the blockchain.

Bait thread

>>57878244
The major innovation was Bitcoin Futures contracts. With those and discreet log contracts hardware wallets can lock prices. Lock it now and if the price falls to $40k you can unlock it and get a free $20k. If the price goes up, just don’t exercise it. And best of all, it’s free with the hww purchase.

Maybe learn what’s changed in Bitcoin since you were in PMITA prison, eh bub?

>>57878171
>help im getting KEKED by my hardware wallet

LOL

>>57879732
>he doesn't know

>>57878501
metaphorical and physical rape

wasn't funny the first time. not funny the 900th time.

>>57878171
Your crypto is gone mate, it's just a dummy display to keep you chasing your tail.

>>57878171
It’s not a hardware glitch, it’s by design. When market price is higher than lock price you have to pay an “unlocking tax” equivalent to 33% of the difference of current market value vs locked value.
There’s an official trezor address you can send the unlocking fee to, once you’ve done that your coins will be unlocked to current market value after 1-2 hours. Read the manual.

>>57879743
sadly this, see ya'll boys for the halvening

>>57878244
>needs to lock in price
Why don't you just hold like everyone else you fucking retard?

>>57881991
hello sir kindly provide unlock address I need to unlock please

>>57879640
Keyed

>>57878501
Holy fucking kek

>>57878954
Older trezors had a feature where you could lock your Bitcoin price to the daily average, protecting yourself from drops. Other trezors users have no choice but to pay your locked price.

There is STILL a lot of unclaimed etherium on the blockchain leftover from the merger. I’m making a killing claiming these coins