/biz/ - Business & Finance

ROBOAST

Can we get a wellness check on rocker?

who else watching a penny stock being born in real time

I warned you retards.

>NYCB down 32%

>when you say "economy", what does that mean? more gibs?

>>57873724
what stock?

Didn't KO Boomer also buy into NYCB?

Blanon here... why does Beatty have to mention "getting black people more jobs". God just shut the fuck up lady, you make us look so tribalist and simplistic.

FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS GIVE THEM NO MONEY NO JOBS

BIG bros, calls locked and loaded for tomorrow.

>>57873716
>WHEN YOU SAY ECONOMY WHAT DO IT MEAN? MORE GIBS FOR MY NIGGAS?

Made $350 so far on a couple NVDL swings today, feels gud

>>57873721
>>57873728

Did he actually buy NYCB?

>>57873732
I-IT'S OVER!

>>57873746
Sorry blackbro don't let them define you

Gold is telling you retards it's all about to collapse

>>57859279
Timing the market is timing the market.

>>57873757
See for yourself: https://www.youtube.com/@JohnnyFathands

SOXL

SOXL

SOXL

SOXL

>NYCB

>NYCB

>NYCB

>NYCB

nothing to worry about it's NYCB is all IDIOSYNCRATIC

NYCB trading halted, surely it won't drop 10% in 1 minute again

Chance for bankruns before friday?

THE LABOAR MARKET IS S-TABLE AND ROBOAST

HOLY SHIT LOL 1.930

>-41%
Can we get to 53% by EOD?

I am a soxs baggie

Are you fuckers gambling on shitcoin small banks again?

IDIOSYNCRATIC, this isn't subprime 2.0

QRD on Jpow's hearing so far?

t. wagecuck stuck at work

>he lost money in the biggest and longest bullrun in the HISTORY of the stock market
kek anon, what in the world are you doing? even index fund bogleheads are up 100% since covid lmao
four years anon, what have you been doing theses PAST FOUR YEARS?! hahah

>>57873757
kek yes at like $4 right when this shit started. So many people still try and buy bankruptcy tickers like it's peak 2021

>>57873732
Levels not seen since September 95.

>>57873808
dumb boomers, kikes, dumb niggers, dumb women, dumb nigger women

time to buy the dipperinos? lookin cheapies now

>banks collapsing
>S&P doesn't care
>BASEL ISN'T EVEN THERE YET

IM SWINGING NYCB WITH $10 CALLS

>>57873794
I can't get filled on my puts, this fucker must be hitting the skids.

>The game stock is breaking out on its way to 18

>>57873818
Anything relevant to the markets?

>>57873828

>Mr. Chairman, NYCB is folding as we speak, please lower the federal funds interest rate! HOW MANY BANKS MUST DIE BEFORE YOU CUT RATES MR. CHAIRMAN?!?!?!

when is the LLAP buyout supposed to happen and at what price?

>>57873698
Too many negresses in congress these days. When I see a 'groid on the screen I just mute and watch Caleb Hammer.

>>57873818

Pray for him

>>57873824
Its got momentum, it was 2.50 like 5 minutes ago

>>57873824
>time to buy the dipperinos? lookin cheapies now
you can't, it's halted

How many single black mothers own NYCB stock?

>>57873828
>$10 CALLS
RIP

>>57873792
Doubt it. Ain’t nobody got time for that Long Island traffic.

>>57873860
Why is he fat

>>57873846
>HOW MANY BANKS MUST DIE BEFORE YOU CUT RATES MR. CHAIRMAN?!?!?!
all of them

Is march the new bank HEEMing month?

also SOXL

NYCB bros..

This is the canary bros. Get the fuck out of the market.

>I don't know
his smile and optimism: gone

>>57873860
Maybe he didnt bet all his $300 bucks on it

>>57873839
ON NO NEWS

>>57873879
nycb is a literal who bank same as svb

>emergency market update rocker plz

WHY IS THERE A BIG LOTS GENERAL
>>57873874
based

>Mr. Chairman will your policies help poor and black people get jobs
...no

Yields don't make any sense any longer.

>>57873802
They hold the note on like 90% of apartment complexes in Philadelphia, NJ and NYC. This is a fucking mess. They should be too big to fail this is blowing my mind.

>Nobody listened to JPow in 2022 when he literally told regional banks to "drop dead".

>45%
45%
>45%
45%
>45%
45%
>45%
45%

>>57873803
Ah yes, that's another one. Official list of "Red days are illegal" tickers:

>PGR
>COST
>NVDA
>BWXT
>ANF
>MOGLF

Anyone got any others?

>>57873903

>>57873846
>btw I’m an Auschwitz survivor

>>57873778
Ny is crashing it's economy so it can loot the coffers

>>57873905
ROOT

>>57873905
MNST
BRK.A

>>57873905
SPY, VIG unironically

this nigga is literally reading a propaganda piece wrote by the banks for him

holy fucking shit i hate politicians so much

>>57873889
>total assets 116billion
Yeah, drop in the bucket with no chance for contagion in the slightest.

>to shore up balance sheet
so they will shore it up right? BULLISH

>>57873952
dont care, nvidia goes up

>>57873879
>41%
>bank probably about to liquidate
the universe has a sense of humor

>>57873867
Just one black victim of this tragedy is too many. We need more floppy BBC statues on Wall Street to remind these disgusting WHITE men who they are impacting with their unabashed greed and incompetence

Anyone else think it's kinda weird that once women and minorities weren't the ones asking questions it got a lot more civil and actually focused on the federal reserve policy and not stupid blue/red shit?

>>57873945
CNBC has cut the feed to the congressional hearing and is now reporting on NYCB so i missed this nigga

>>57873891
If it beats earnings, a new generation of baggies a la BBBY and GME will be born

>>57873952
Wow my guy it's like you faggots said the exact same thing last time

SOXL
YOU PUSH IT

Where is Rocker now? Dead? Anyway.. is NYCB failing a problem for the market how big is this bank?

>>57873889
They easily own half of Philadelphia

>NYCB
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>US banks crashing
>US market buzzin
What is that? lmao

wewwwwwww this bitch UGLY

>>57873957
Is there a way to synthetically short a banks balance sheet? Like how do you add a bunch of liabilities to their balance sheet?

>>57873937
Pennyshit, but maybe if it keeps that up for another 3 months.

>>57873939
>MNST
Nah, crabbing & chopping too much.

>BRK.A
Not with AAPL doing what it's doing kek

>>57873942
Sure over the long run, but I'm angling for things with even *less* chop than the indices. Shit that makes you think there's a rigged cheat code being run.

>>57873972
um excuse me chud? is that a no?

>>57873945
>holy fucking shit i hate politicians so much
The sooner you comes to terms with the fact that politicians are uniformly sub human filth the better your understanding of the governance clown show and pony ride will be.

HOW THE -FUCK- IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED

>>57873973
so far the entire hearing has been either

>what u doing for the economy give us more GIBS
or
>cut rates right now my banker donors are not happy

It's a disgrace

>>57873894
Honestly, I like Jerome a lot. He's probably the best chair we've had since Volker. Guy doesn't put up with stupid shit and he makes it very clear what the fed's job is and isn't.

Bros I’m hungry and want to order the goyslop for lunch

NYCB strongly oversold on RSI, good time to buy.

>>57874011
What am I looking at?

>>57874002
The only thing I know about ROOT is that I bought a straddle before earnings and it's making more gains than I make in a year

>>57874011
Thats a man

>>57873977
i see.

WHY ARE THOSE HACKS NOT TELLING TGHAT THE HOUSEBUILDERS? THE PEOPLE SELLING THE MATERIALS ETC
WHY ANNOY POWELL?

>>57874002
>but I'm angling for things with even *less* chop than the indices
seriously?

C'mon SOXL get to 56

>>57874022
Not buying your bags you need to kys for listening to rocker

>>57874012
>It's a disgrace
Welcome to politics in the US, the job of any Congressional position boils down to insider trading, bribes, and fundraising for campaigns. Actual politics is the 4th priority

>>57873992
Fucking huge. What happens to all the outstanding loans? Pretty much 100% Hasidim clients too, mortgage broker who acts as their agent wears the little tassels on his pants and the vest and yarmulke or one of those cowboy hats. Then every property taking the loan is owned by “our family”

>SOXL is going to zero
>SOXL will never be 20 ever again
>SOXL will never be 30 ever again
>SOXL will never be 40 ever again
>SOXL will never be 50 ever again
YOU ARE HERE
>SOXL will never be 60 ever again
>SOXL will never exceed it's all time high. Chop chop chop!

NYCB is a value play now. ;)

>>57873996
Priced in when rates where hike. They expected someone in the wreckage

>>57873999
you gotta get a mortgage and only put 1% down and pay just enough every few months so they dont repossess you but you are still accumulating late fees and interest. or do the black person thing and form an LLC for cheap and apply for a business loan and then blow it all on trips to Miami and Red Lobster

>>57874017
Yes i really like Jerome

>the interest rates are too damn high
>affordable housing projects

>>57874011
is that an alium?

>>57874002
The “chop” is the money. It creates the spread you dumb bigger. Are you just booker eating and buying wads of shares with no leverage ?

>>57874022
Be my guest
Didn’t your daddy ever tell you not to try to catch a falling dagger?

>>57874050
YOU CAN TAKE AS MUCH HORMONES AS YOU WANT; THAT IS STILL A MAN'S ASS EVEN IF THE SKIN IS SOFTER

>>57873746
She has to pretend to give a fuck about her constituents.

The next financial crisis just started. Feds BTFB program ends on Monday. JP is listening to some nigger complain about much sistas cant get no houses.

what's it going to be

The fuck? Does she not realize that as soon as rates go down housing prices are gonna skyrocket cause everyone will be trying to buy

>>57874058
>Price/Sales (ttm) 0.63
>Price/Book (mrq) 0.23
Unironically a value play. If they get in more trouble they'll just get bailed out just like SVB

>>57874056
now is probably the perfect time to get cheap real estate in shady ways and never sell

>oy vey goyim, time to buy NYCB!!!
>1PBTID
The glownigger plunge protection team is here. This means we're about to crash.

HOUSES ARE MAYDE OF GAZ, CHAIRMAN

That 6% divvy yield on NYCB is looking tasty bros

>>57874095
I need to smell this man's open asshole

>>57874085
Takeover…

>>57874088
Everyone already bought during the pandemic

>>57874088
Who says interest rates are going down and how much? No lowering too soon or too late. To soon would be next meeting, too late, that's an open question

>>57874011

i havent watched CNPC in so long i forgot all about JOET! MY NIGGA

>>57873838
Nobody in this thread is still short the game store stock, right?

WHOLISTIC

>>57874155
>cnn has a crapto ticker
its so over for crapto

What's with all the rednecks?

>>57874171
If they did they would be up 10% YTD, which technically outperforms the S&P 500

>>57874088
Rates are already ridiculously discounted by the free market.
Most US government debt trades at a DISCOUNT to the Fed funds rate.
It's basically incredibly massive QE frontrunning by the "free market."
Dunno if how and when this ends.
>>57874123
If the Fed were to cut rates at any time this year, they would basically cutting just for the lulz.

>>57874088
Right, there's a lot of people I know in apartments who won't buy right now because they expect rates to go down. Once they do, we're going to get millions of buyers hitting an already strained housing market. Prices will sky rocket because supply will never keep up with the way houses have been built ("luxury" single family homes).
This stupid bitch wants him to lower rates ASAP so... that people can get cheaper mortages? For what, for expensive as fuck houses? If congress wants cheap houses they should PASS SOME FUCKING LEGISLATION.

Sold $10k worth of SOXL calls, what do I jump in right now?

>>57874171
I'm just glad it's hanging in there.

>>57874007
>>57874011
Imagine having to suffer the through the questions of these fools. Women and minorities were a mistake.

i just sold all my nvda and meta to buy an established blue collar business. praise be to zuck, huang, and biden. may they remain forever young.

>>57874204
Calls: Earnings
ORCL
INTC
AVGO
Puts:
Banks, all of them

>>57874201
>cheaper rates for then more expensive housing
her brain can't comprehend

>>57874204
At what strike??

Banks liquidity about to get squeezed again

No matter how much money I make I can't ever get over the fact that nothing he does will ever make those women genuinely desire him. Nothing will make their pussies naturally wetten at the sight of him. It's not real. You can't buy their genuine desire. It's only genuine if it's not bought.

>starts talking about diversity
>big fat red candle
Its so predictable.

>>57874011
now that nigga can shoot a free throw amiright fellas?

>>57873838
it's not gonna stop falling until it's in the low single digits and then it's gonna stay there for 10 years before it gets "restructured"

>>57874227
>>57874204
MRVL and COST also looking interesting.

And PBR may or may not rug all the dividend baggies.

>>57874233

*something* *something* business *something* companies

FUNDSTRAT'S TOM LEE SAYS THERE IS STILL GAS IN THE TANK

Fucking hell Rocker will lose so much on NYCB that he may actually lose some weight too

>>57874287
kek I remember reading those exact words in late 2021

>>57874241
>Banks liquidity
stale meme

BASED BLACKMAN TELL DME CRACKAS

intc long calls y/n?

How come almost everyone asking JPow questions is a
>Kid
>Teen
>Thug
>Hiker
>Youth
>Skater
>Crowd
>Mayor
>Slider
>Jogger
>Kia boy
>Parolee
>Swerver
>Wolfpack
>Knifemen
>Hoodlum
>Hooligan
>Loiterer
>Juvenile
>Teenager
>Great kid
>Protester
>Prankster
>Youngster
>Party goer
>Ex-convict
>Delinquent
>Teen thief
>Gentle giant
>Tearful teen
>Porch pirate
>Straphanger
>Church goer
>Young father
>Honda driver
>Jobless loser
>Unhinged man
>Gang member
>Trouble maker
>School worker
>Hockey player
>Downcast teen
>Bus passenger
>Subway dancer
>Gifted athlete
>Autistic student
>Aspiring rapper
>Kang candidate
>Repeat offender
>Masked assailant
>Lunchtime rowdy
>Unhappy customer
>Unlawful stabber
>Restaurant patron
>Former NFL player
>Unhinged stranger
>Troubled young man
>Urban demographic
>Lifelong criminal
>Unruly young adult
>Community activist
>Black Friday crowd
>Person of interest
>High school student
>Neighborhood bully
>Spring break partier
>Scholarship recipient
?
Also I sold my SPY calls too soon but I guess profit is profit.

>>57874331
i went may. earnings apr 25 day after full moon after solar eclipse during new moon prior. jews and their calendars and shit.

>>57873982
deutsche bank and UBS looking to acquire

>>57874333
>trips
witnessed

PLTR

Asked my broker if I could buy some at NYCB for $1.86/sh. She told me it's halted pending news and immediately hung up.

Does Interactive Brokers still charge the $20 fee if the phone-in trade request fails?

Possible bounce here but I am hoping for 507 today.

>>57874376
>$20 fee

>>57874376
>2024
>having a live broker
I cant believe this is still a thing. Are you 95 years old?

>>57874402
Wrong fucking pic

>>57874376
Is this the big one?

>>57874277
Let's go AVGO. I don't wanna over leverage on weekly earnings but COST looks like a good play too.

I swear to god if we dump now

>>57874376

What was the point of that, they did not mention AI or Nvidia once. I don't give a shit about banks or REITs.

>>57874376
It must be real bad if they're too busy to take your money? hmm idk probably a wagie dissatisfied or daydreamin of chad or tyrone aint got time for your shitty stonks

>>57874441
Sorry, I bought puts so we need to dump. Thanks for playing.

>>57874412
>>57874418
Are you guys stupid?
Sorry, if you can't afford a friendly broker to ask how your day has been as she executes block trades, don't respond to my posts.

>>57874333
Every time it was a minority/woman asking questions they're guaranteed to be fucking retarded. If it was a white man it was sometimes retarded, but more often at least pertained to economic policy that the fed was responsible for.

>>57873732
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, looks like going short on banks is the play again

day 3 of nofap and everything i'm holding is green
i think i'm going to make it bros

We hawkin or dovin

>>57874376
Do you just want to larp as a bond villain or something? Why are you speaking to a person?

>>57874376
>Do jews jew even when jewish jewing jews jews?

not one of these people have nvdia calls it seems Otherwise they'd ask for AI uses at the fedres.

>>57874333
I am a lunchtime rowdy and I sold my calls too early too. Made a thousand already today so can't be disappointed but was hoping for more. I had a dream we hit 519 by EOD last night

>>57874461
Just put in a limit order.

>>57874376
No fee if there is no trade. Did you have enough capital for the minimum order size?

>>57874333
What a list. Also checked.

>>57874459
You’re the guy? God bless

I had a dream that Nasdaq went up 14.2% in one day and then I decided the top was in
Do with this information as you will

If I'd like to buy some American energy stocks, which do you all recommend? Prefer something midsized or greater, good balance sheet, nothing too tail end. I already own XOM.

>>57874505
10k shares is less than $20k, plus she will execute the trades for me when the stock gets unhalted.

>>57874461
>he has to ask permission to buy or sell
ISHYGDDT

Boomers are mentally ill.

>>57874527
if real long investments hydrogen, should sanity visit us again, could bloom over the next 10-15 years.

time to play some vidya

MR CHAIRMAN
TEAR DOWN THOSE RATES

>>57874527
https://microsectors.com/big-oil/

*insert cigar Pepe blowing smoke in a Zoomer's face*

>>57874534
If you don't have $20k net liquidity in your account of course they will hang up immediately

>>57874553
Hydrogen is a retarded scam.

>>57874567
how do you feel about cartoons/kissing?

>>57874527
Become a terminally online sissy faggot with ETRN
Be a callous pig with CPG
shout like a hooligan with OII
Become a cripple when you SLB

nvda is up 90$ since i bought, is it really that easy? just buy nvda??

>banks blowing up
>everything is fucked
>market keeps pumping on AI hysteria
The forest is stirring
The farty ponies are getting gassy

>>57874461
>friendly
>hung up on

>>57874651
seems so

>>57874655
>banks blowing up
>banks
>"s"

NYCB.... and?

>>57874664
Federal reserve

She called back bros. She'll try to get a fill under $2.

>>57873849
Its not going to happen. And if it does it will be at a minimum of $2 per share. Its free money

>>57873750
Die in a fire

>>57874572
>>57874553
>>57874639
I think I'm going to go with OXY. Seems like a good company, price is still reasonable, 15 PE.

>>57874670
post call history from phone bill or it never happened.

>>57874664
And thousands more. Unfortunately we aren't allowed to know that privileged information.

Hope you're enjoying the clown world where Nvidia will overtake apple and Microsoft in market cap because of a bubble

>>57874664
nigger ALL of the banks have no liquidity and people dont want to take out loans, it's done been over but the game still goes onward until the manufactured crisis passes quality assurance and the tech bubble pops with commodities

How is NYCB and the banks doing?

market shart in 3 minutes

>>57874725
They are fine. Nothing to worry about. Rocker is not dead. Do not redeem.

I bought more Google today, have 160 shares, do I buy 40 more or buy 10 Microsoft?

>>57874705
>>57874714
Fair points, I guess. Do you think the banks' lack of liquidity is why they're so opposed to Basel III? I'm trying to learn more about it.

fuck off mr crabs

>>57874655
the encore is the loudest part of a performance
>57874664
everything else that comes after

Will BIG go up after quarterly report? Why or why not.

>NVDA
>AMD
>SMCI

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats the deal with DADA?

>>57874750
>I bought more Google today

COST…

>>57874705
micro cap banks

Nvidia to 900 soon

>>57874672
I wish the federal reserve was blowing up literally

>>57874572
Ya know a Cigar sounds good right now.

>>57874806
Do you want mike chitwood at your door bro ?

Market will close 882 nvda and 509.5 spy.
>source?
I am on a ton of hallucinogens

>>57874805
theyre gonna fade it
my insider friends told me they arent going to let the over 900 meme happen on nvidia under any circumstances

Where's Mike Burry 2.0? Should I buy, sell or hold?

>>57874814
I've been looking to buy some punch punch in Canada but can't fucking find them anywhere

We're gonna pump, we're gonna see some stock-splits, we're gonna continue to pump, and then Jerome will pivot and it'll be at least 2022 all over again.

>muh P/E
>muh AI is a bubble
>muh i will not buy at ATH
>muh NVDA will dump in 2 weeks
...

Kek baggies. keep holding your AAPL and TSLA bags baggots.

>>57874760
They're insolvent and illiquid.

Is Morgan Stanley going out of business?

>>57874842
I have another order for 2500 shares market buy.

I sold all my TSLA and AAPL bags last week to buy more BBAI. I swear to god they better beat earnings

>>57874847
i knew apple was over when i bought in in 2021, i sold a few weeks later after a crab fest then never bought back in. Tim has ZERO growth plan.

>>57874791
>Still green on the heatmap.
It's only beginning.

>>57874858
God, if only.

>>57874858
nvidia has become the worlds new bank

Sorry NVDA but you cause too many floods in Taiwan so we gotta dock your good got points.

>>57874760
The banks have zero liquidity. They have been playing this game ever since Reagan era because they know that if they ever have any kind of credit crisis big daddy government will bail them out with YOUR money. They write loan after loan with money they never had, and probably never will have, because they have never been held accountable before. Now the government is essentially telling them to put their golden cash cow to pasture and they're pissed about it.

>NYCB
when will this shit unhalt? I wanna see the fireworks

>>57874895
Extremely bearish.

>>57874849
How do we increase bank solvency? In laymen's terms.

just opened my nvidia short

>>57874895
>"risk of droughts"
>Every semi company and their extended family are building factories in Arizona

>>57874833
Checked

.>>57874837
Post watch larper.

>>57874923
By forcing them to actually hold the money you give them instead of gambling it away like an alcoholic dad that you thought you could trust to safeguard your money.

>>57874925
picrel could be you if you just doubled down on calls

>>57874760
from my understanding they had a coup, and it looks like they're trying to isolate the losses from flagstar to nycb.

>>57874925
lol I'm still selling puts because it's still going up to at least 1k

>>57874948
nvidia options are untradeable outside of selling far otm calls

>FL down 30% on shit earnings
>no other shoe companies are doomping in sympathy
why

My magic lines say NVDA 940 with room to run

>>57874965
selling puts that have no juice seems smart im sure thats good risk reward

>>57874837
It will go to a million once AI finally gets used for something big.

this week

>>57874967
You are poor.

>>57874195
True, just saying I'd close before earnings, you never know.
>>57874206
The underdog slugging it out, you love to see it.

>>57874904
>major shareholders
Lol, lmao.

>>57874974
financial sympathy?
for shoes merchants?

>>57874923
Read this book. The only way to make banks solvent and liquid in the long run is to return to a full reserve banking system.
https://cdn.mises.org/Mystery%20of%20Banking_2.pdf

>>57874929
they only need large amounts of water to get the fabs up and running. after that most is recycled

>>57874997
you get better returns in other things correlated with nvidia but im sure you dont even know what vol skew is

>NYCB
REEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BAGGOT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BLOOMBERG ANON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS YOU FUCKING JEWS!!!!

>>57875000
Rocker?

>>57875000
they'd be happy to take it back in bankruptcy. You'd have to compare to the debt holders.

GOLD ABOVE 2150

>>57875020
How many 12h shifts worth of work did you lose in NYCB?

>CNBC Select

>@CNBCSelect
·
>3h
>New government regulations are slashing the late fees charged by many credit card companies.
THAT'S ANTISEMITISM

>>57874948
Very nice slop

WTFWT

>>57875020
Damn... how will you afford your enchiladas now?

RUGPULL

>>57875048
so credit cards are interest free now?

RUH ROH RUGGIE

>>57875048
>>57875075
how does someone get so stupid they pay over 20% per month on credit card interest for their game boy?

>>57875040
I'm down like $300 bucks. Bloomberg anon told me this was going to happen and now he's going to be super smug about it.
>>57875064
I CANT AFFORD ENCHILADAS ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THE INCREASING LASAGNA PRICE INDEX!!!!

how is nvdia mogging this market so hard.

Unironically WTFWT?

IT'S OGRE

WATCH THE MARKET END AT 5065

>>57875109
It's so over? Are you going to double down?

Did anyone else just lose almost all their day's gains...

and just like that, you witnessed the top of nvidia for the next several years
thanks for playing baggies

>>57875112
its the source of liquidity. people would rather bank with these niggas then the government. flight to quality

>>57875135
I'm not going to buy anymore. Biden better fucking bail me out.

>>57875050
Thank you sir

>>57875103
its APR you fuckin idiot. (((They))) deceive the consoomers to believe they are paying less than they really are by dividing the interest over 12 months.

>>57875141
No, it was just you

Scamwick?

It's begun

It's been a joy guys. See you on the other side

holy shit

Why the fuck does it seem like SOXX is following shit like AVGO more than others? Every time it takes a shit I look at the underlying and it's only ever one or two tickers that have actually moved down

>NYCB
should've bought gamestop

>>57874199
Q4 Christmas Powell is a possibility. Sooner, I doubt

Jesus titty-fucking Christ

Whats the consensus on BIG?

>>57875151
the problem here is that his head style doesn't match. Try not to make the painting style so precise, might help

HOLY SHIT IT'S STARTING

>>57875201
/gme/ 3.0

>>57875201
Stop trying to make BIG a thing, anon. It's not gonna happen.

WHO RUGGED IT? PELOSI? POWELL? BIDEN? HUANG??

>>57875216
Should I go all in?

>>57875205
quantity over quality

>>57875206
Whats starting?

>>57873710
>>57873710
>>57873710

Rally into close..

>>57875171
The weightings are fairly balanced but AVGO and shit like it are, oh, call it a quarter https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/soxx/holdings?mod=mw_quote_tab

>>57873698

BOUGHT MORE NVDA CALLS

next
>>57875255
>>57875255
>>57875255
>>57875255

>>57874222
Good luck with your business.

>>57874847
FNGoD reporting in
>muh bags

>>57875048
It never made sense to me how making a payment on a late bill did not constitute a payment towards the balance for the next month.
>hurr durr you paid your late bill plus statement during this past month but that was not a payment for this month hurr durrrr durrrrrrr

>>57875239
You are a fuckin 2 my bro

>>57875020
Looks like a long hold now. Kind of like your RYCEY play.

>>57875135
>>57875150
You may as well double down before it goes OTC and have to pay a commission to buy. Don’t really have much to lose at this point.

$SOUN bros how you feeling?

>>57874366
Glownigger stock