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I'm Okay You're Okay Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.57872508
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JUST GOT A DOUBLE YOLK EGG BROS LFG

>> No.57872510

Anyone think we're going higher today or is this pretty much the top? I don't see any more surprises coming

>> No.57872513
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I am unmoved. I have faith that I am right and everyone else is retarded. My faith shields me from realities. What say you, faggots of /smg/?

>> No.57872517

It's not a question of whether NVDA makes $1000 or not. It's a question of if AMD does.

>> No.57872526

>>57872517
based

>> No.57872527

>market wide rally
>AAPL still tumbling
lmao

>> No.57872531
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Where the fuck is Baggie? He's supposed to tell me when to sell these fucking things.

>> No.57872539

>>57872527
AAPL hasn't innovated in a while, its the same tired product line year after year.

>> No.57872541

>>57872513
hurray cocks?

>> No.57872542

>muh AI

>> No.57872543
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57872543

shout out to LARRY KUDLOW

>> No.57872547

They named the chink.

>> No.57872548

JEROME SAID AI

>> No.57872550

>>57872527
>AAPL still tumbling
Buy the dip, anon.
>>57872531
>quasar
>not baggot
stop posting, baggot.

>> No.57872555

Oh shiiiet now immigration/border

>> No.57872559

all my shit keeps going up and to the right. i think i have this market thing all figured out

>> No.57872567

more people... more workers... bigger economy... uuuuuhhhh....

>> No.57872571

>more people working bigger economy

>> No.57872575

jewish question

>> No.57872577
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57872577

Umm, do I get a membership this weekend?

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>> No.57872582
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>>57872510
this market wants higher

>> No.57872584

>>57872571
That's why India is #1 world superpower :)

>> No.57872592

>democrat trying to get Jerome to say immigration is good
God its so fucking tiring.

>> No.57872593

Ah yes the millions of unskilled, illiterate, non English speaking immigrants who are being housed and fed for free will assist in filling in all the vacant jobs.

>> No.57872594

>>57872577
might as well go Executive

>> No.57872597

What the fuck do I buy now? I have some SOXL calls that are ROCKETING

>> No.57872598

>>57872577
Checked and I think you're obliged.

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>>57872531
>>57872577
take your profits

>> No.57872605
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>>57872577
Sell

>> No.57872608
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Should have listened to >>57864203

>> No.57872612

>not really, no
FUCKING TOP KEK
Jerome handles these fucks so well.

>> No.57872614
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57872614

SOXL
SOXL
SOXL
SOXL

>> No.57872619

>Jpow says immigration is good
Fuck

>>57872592
Yeah fuck this lady

>> No.57872627

>>57872482
Listening to congress is depressing. These questions are retarded
>Can the federal reserve (a central bank) conduct a biased survey and show the positive outcomes of immigration and DEI values?
>No, ma'am. We're the worst run bank on the planet. Not a university.

>> No.57872632

>>57872619
Its not even that I think immigration is bad, per se, its that its such an obvious attempt to wring a quote out of him. Its fucking pathetic.

>> No.57872633

>>57872579
holy fuck im retarded

>> No.57872634

>Does laundering billions of dollars through illegal immigration programs and welfare boost our economy even if artificially...?
Yes, pumping money into the economy will do that...

>> No.57872635

>Oil 80
>Gold 2146

>> No.57872639
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>MSFT

>> No.57872640

important takeaways from congress today
i have a lower opinion of niggers, spics, etc than i did previously

>> No.57872648
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Here we go..."diversity" discussion

>> No.57872652

WHY DOES CONGRESS KEEP ASKING JPOW TO DO THEIR JOB

>> No.57872654

who was that stupid old bitch asking about immigration?

>> No.57872656

>>57872632
Yeah, pretty much everyone in there so far hasnt been asking actual fiscal questions, all just dem/repub talking points to make themselves look good

>> No.57872660

>>57872640
That diversity woman was white and the texan asking about energy also was white, even pink.

>> No.57872666

>>57872602
>>57872531
>not holding through earnings
pussy

>> No.57872669
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>if only you knew how bad things are

>> No.57872671

>>57872660
my opinion on race traitors cant really go any lower and they will all pay the toll eventually

>> No.57872675

>Would regulatory bodies look the other way to what we are doing if we specifically hire DIE candidates?

Yes...

>> No.57872677

>>57872666
filtered

>> No.57872681
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>>57872640

>> No.57872685

>>57872660
the brown guy actually was the most neutral. Asking about soft landing, what that is, if it is achieved, if somebody will say when it happens. Asking about recession. He was probably asking questions his voters ask him constantly, even though they were very simple and "dumbed down".

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>>57872527
>>57872539
>>57872550
my bags

>> No.57872688

heaving female tits in my mouth

>> No.57872692

My bull theory is that PFE will buyout ENLV if their April topline data is good.

Why? Because both the CEO and head chairman of ENLV already collaborated and codeveloped a growth hormone under the company Modigen DIRECTLY with PFE

The connections are there folks.
And why am I shilling? Because I am in at a better price than 3 of the 5 big name institutional investors on the stock, and I would like it if we all made money. Scalping or holding.

>> No.57872693

>>57872677
triggered

>> No.57872698
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>>57872686

>> No.57872700

>>57872579
I need next week fren

>> No.57872704

>>57872688
unfathomably based

>> No.57872713

LAAC is having a damn good day

>> No.57872714

shoulda reloaded my PLTR calls. o well got a ton of the stock at least

>> No.57872716

I wanna swing more NVDL but NVDA is tonguing the top Bollinger band......

>> No.57872719

oh god this cunt...

>> No.57872726

eww

>> No.57872734

He took his meds

>> No.57872737

>>57872639
Someone explain this phenomena right now.

>> No.57872741

>>57872482
ITS SIL-I-CON NOT SIL-I-CONE. SILICON VALLEY IS FULL OF NERDS. LAS VEGAS IS FULL FAKE BOOBS.

>> No.57872740

OOOH SHIIIET SHORT SELLERS

>> No.57872743

Is this the beginning of the next great bull run or stagflation? S&P 500 looking great. S&P 493 kind of shitty.

>> No.57872745

People as emotional and reactionary as her should NOT be politicians fuck

>> No.57872749
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>>57872700
They haven't done next week's yet, but here's the calendar they published 2 weeks ago

>> No.57872752

lmao this chick thinks she's on a xitter debate

>> No.57872751

GET'EM GOBLINA GET'EM!
>GOBLINA DOESNT FUCK AROUND!
OH YOU DONT?!
>GOBLINA DOESNT FUCK AROUND!
OH YOU DONT?!
>GOBLINA DOESNT FUCK AROUND!
OH YOU DONT?!
>GOBLINA DOESNT FUCK AROUND!
OH YOU DONT?!

>> No.57872754

>oh you don't?
Jesus christ lady

>> No.57872756

>diversity inclusion in the fed
SELL SELL SELL

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>>57872686
>both companies JUST released products that obviously won't sell very well
>nothing good short term on the horizon
>some nigga buys that shit anyway
why tho

>> No.57872759

respect to powell for not straight up telling this bitch to shut the fuck up

>> No.57872760
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what the fuck is her problem!

>> No.57872761

Chairman, please

>> No.57872762
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RKLB worth buying?

>> No.57872764

>>57872749
God bless

>> No.57872768

>>57872760
ugliness

>> No.57872770
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IT BEEN 12 YEARS CHAIRMAN!!!

GO GOBLINA GET'EM!

>> No.57872776

WETBACK GOBLINA BITCH STFU *BANGS GAVEL*

>> No.57872781

holy shit I knew this chick was bad but this is truly awful

she interrupts our guy jerome two words into every answer

>> No.57872782

>>57872751
>>57872752
>goblina
>chink
Her name sounds middle eastern. Probably Lebanese or soemthing

>> No.57872784

>>57872757
the only MAG7 companies not at ATHs and my thesis was that the S&P500 will continue to climb into the election and drag those companies up anyway

>> No.57872788

imagine being Jpow this shit would age me so fast

>> No.57872789

>>57872770
she looks like 45 to 55 but she's probably like 35

>> No.57872795

i have no desire to buy spy at ath. thinking of entering emerging markets, they haven't moved for 10 years ( still under pre-covid high). any chance of that changing in the near future?

>> No.57872798

>>57872760
>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? YES OR NO
>Well, personally...
>SO THATS A NO?

>> No.57872799

Oh wow I just saw it was Rashida Tlaib. What a dumb cunt jesus christ.

>> No.57872804

>>57872692
Fuck it I got 200 shares. I was trying to buy a call but the premiums are too much wrt stock price.

>> No.57872805

>>57872782
>Tlaib
She's Palestinian.

>> No.57872806

>Rashida Harbi Tlaib is an American politician and lawyer serving as the U.S. representative for Michigan's 12th congressional district. She is the first Palestinian American woman to serve in Congres

>> No.57872809

>>57872782
DONT CARE SHES MEXICAN TO ME

>> No.57872810

Why would the owner of a bank crash their bank just to be compensated? wouldn't it be better to just preserve the existence of the bank?
What is the problem of this bitch?

>> No.57872811

>>57872782
She's muzzie

>> No.57872814

Climate change is real
>Climate change is real
Climate change is real
>Climate change is real
Climate change is real
>Climate change is real
Climate change is real
>Climate change is real

JPOW is officially an environmental science expert!! AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH. Good night fair and free economy...

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>muh climate change

>> No.57872818

>>57872782
I said chick.

>> No.57872819
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>CLS

>> No.57872823

>>57872795
most of them track SPY, but slower. india is the only foreign market i would invest heavily into

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>>57872795
If you aren't bullish on america why in the hell would you be bullish on any other country? Buy commodities it's even cheaper.

>> No.57872828

>>57872805
ok bro, I at least didn't say goblina or CHINK (lmao). I'm not so far as to be able to tell of which individual middle eastern country

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>>57872798
>ol' ronald mcdonald ass nigga
im definitely going to MCD for lunch today after looking at goblina

>> No.57872836

>>57872784
I don't get the obsession some people have with ATH. If a company grows at a healthy rate it'll be at or near ATH most of the time.

>> No.57872839

>>57872760
With that body type, face, and glasses there's no way she isn't a complete fucking lunatic liberal.

>> No.57872841

id go to mcdonalds but i just ate an entire can of pringles and now im not hungry

>> No.57872842
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I wish we could quantify how much Jerome's racism/sexism increased today.

>> No.57872843

>>57872828
>>57872818
you are right, lol sorry.

>> No.57872844

>>57872806
>Michigan
Ah that makes sense Michigan people tend to talk over each other because they talk so fast.

>> No.57872851

>>57872836
those are the same people posting about penny stock companies on the brink of bankruptcy because they're "cheap"

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>>57872842
>We are now lowering rates...only to those of Indo-European descent.

>> No.57872864

>>57872842
This meeting isn't even bad the meetings in 2023 where he got annoyed and told congress to do their jobs the FED doesn't make the laws congress dies.

Those were wild.

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>>57872795
>muh ATH

>> No.57872866

women should really not be allowed to speak to jpow

>> No.57872870

>>57872795
>they haven't moved for 10 years ( still under pre-covid high). any chance of that changing in the near future?
No
There is virtually no taste for investment in emerging markets because they are generally shitholes, and shitholes try their best to stay that way. "Emerging market" is an oxymoron meant to separate rubes from their money, because it implies that a market WILL emerge.
Look at a place like South Africa, which could have been regarded as an emerging market for a very long time and yet not only did it fail to emerge, it regressed into a TOTAL shithole, instead of just a partial one.

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>>57872864
Good old '23. Good times.

>> No.57872876

The Basel III bit a much bigger deal than I think most people realize. If BRICS introduces a gold-backed currency it's fucking over. The Fed is overestimating their weight.

>> No.57872890

>>57872866
>women should really not be allowed to speak
ftfy

>> No.57872891

haven't seen a single bitcoin faggot in the last 2 threads, where did they go?

>> No.57872892
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I just got back from moving snow with my skid steer, I guess JPow said the right thing as SPY has gained 2 points. Should've held my calls. D'oh

>> No.57872893
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>>57872795
Anon if Emerging Markets mattered they would be called Markets. Today's highs are tomorrow's lows.

>> No.57872895

>>57872864
I saw that testimony, it was great. Jerome is honestly pretty based, because he continually tells these fucks to do their jobs and that it isn't his purview.

>> No.57872906

What the fuck was that close was she thinking she got him in some way?

>> No.57872908

>>57872876
BRICS currency will never happen, there's too many geopolitical tensions between China and India and the EU has shown that monetary unions are highly unsustainable.

>> No.57872910

>>57872891
it scamwicked -15% in 10 minutes, scared all the FOMO tards

>> No.57872918
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>>57872870

>> No.57872919

>>57872836
>>57872851
You grew up during the bullrun. For most of history, investment was picking good dividends from a list of investments that trade in a range.

>> No.57872922

this bitch some Pelosi double?

>> No.57872923

>we will react
>good, I hope you do
yasssss queen

>> No.57872928
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They cut his mic.

>> No.57872930

>>57872836
because the market is disconnected from fundamentals. and AAPL and TSLA have been major major components of the S&P500 and i have trouble seeing a scenario where the index is just continually pushing to new ATHs while two of the major components take a dump. But i guess NVDA will prop up the entire market so maybe im wrong

>> No.57872936

>>57872919
read my post, you illiterate piece of shit

>> No.57872940

>>57872891
Still holding just chilling. Waiting for it to go back up so I can be smug about it.

>> No.57872942

>>57872669
>why does it smell like poop down here

>> No.57872945

aaaaand here comes the selloff

>> No.57872944

As someone who's not watching the thing, /smg/ is doing a fine job of giving me an idea of what's happening.

>> No.57872952

>>57872908
This feels like cope, this is much bigger than China and India. What's more, everyone wants their money, if the dollar is insolvent they won't have a choice.

>> No.57872957

>>57872945
they cant stream lies for 5 minutes and the market heals itself.

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>technical issues
>invest in infrastructure for the committee

>> No.57872965

Halftime guys, didn#t they schedule 3 hours?

>> No.57872968

>>57872944
the inquisition rolls into tomorrow too

>> No.57872970

>>57872938
Sorry late tothread.

>> No.57872972

>>57872945
if it gets close to the 10am low, time to load up some calls

>> No.57872982

ANOTHER DUMBASS WETBACK GOBLINA
WHO ELECTS THESE PIECES OF SHIT??

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>Ms. Velasquez
WOULD

>> No.57872996

>>57872982
anon, I...

>> No.57872997
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>>57872795
Made picrel the other day to try and help judge international vs US
This shows how many deviations the price is above/below the trend line of the index (high = expensive, low = cheap)

International has underperformed the US overall (slower growth rate) but has periods of outperformance, typically when the US goes into a recession or other major players go into a bubble (see 80's Japan)
EAFE tracks developed markets moreso than emerging (EU, AUS, JPN, etc.) but was the oldest international index fund
But yeah overall international stocks are relatively much cheaper than US right now

>> No.57872999

>>57872952
>if dollar is insolvent
See this is when you need to pull back and go "Hmmmm BRICS might be a tad overhyped."

New money is the same as an IPO buy the hype sell the release.

>> No.57873001

why is some dumb bitch who cant even speak english in my congress?

>> No.57873005

>>57872982
There hasnt been a legitimate election in the united states since nixon.

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People with accents should not be running any aspect of the government desu senpai

>> No.57873010

>>57872988
Tuesday night, late at applebees after a few too many newcastles ? AMIRITE?!

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>>57872945
The satanists always warn you ahead of time so that you choose to suffer by your own free will >>57871049

>> No.57873013

>>57872945
>bought more calls at the top
Damn it

>> No.57873016

Holy fuck that Agner lady was a bitch.

Anybody buying AVGO?

>> No.57873017

>>57872988
EVIDENCE
THERE COULD BE EVIDENCE ANYWHERE

>> No.57873021

>Economy is strong.
Da Fuq??!

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57873027

Hello losers. Threadly reminder that you all suck and you will remain poor

>> No.57873028

>>57872997
Just buy VT or VXUS bro.

>> No.57873032

where the fuck is PLTR going? it broke out of its bollinger band

>> No.57873039

>>57873027
i wont
i sold nvidia calls this morning

>> No.57873049

>>57873021
lgbt propoganda and medical bills are staples of our craftsmanship.

>> No.57873050
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57873050

>>57872482
ADBE THIS ISNT FUNNY
I HAVE SERIOUS MONEY ON YOU.
YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PRONTO

LIKE I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH RIDING ON YOU TO CRAB SUB 550

>> No.57873053

>>57873013
>buying calls
NGMI but thanks for the free money

>> No.57873078
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57873078

>>57872804
May we and the world be blessed with a way to fight in the longstanding battle against our own faulty immune systems.

>> No.57873083

>>57872952
What makes you think the dollar will be insolvent? Sure, the US is on an unsustainable fiscal path, but it's not unfixable. China is experiencing slower growth and increased protectionism will only mean worse things for China due to the fact that they primarily export things to sustain their economy.
I recently also read a piece that showed that economies that are neutral in the recent geopolitical situations benefit the most economically. If Brazil and India were to definitively take a side, it would not be in their self interest economically. Combine this with the fact that the US economy will recover further this year and I find it unlikely that BRICS will mean anything significant.

>> No.57873089

>>57873013
Bottoms love the top.

>> No.57873092

>>57872930
>because the market is disconnected from fundamentals
how so?
>i have trouble seeing a scenario where the index is just continually pushing to new ATHs while two of the major components take a dump
Apple and Tesla are what, 9% of the sneed&poo? Let the remaining 91% pump

>> No.57873097
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57873097

MAG 7 more mag shit

SOXL
SOXL
SOXL
SOXL
SOXL
SOXL

>> No.57873106
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57873106

>>57873050
>Betting on fucking Adobe
Son, are you on drugs?

t. /p/

>> No.57873127

Spy will have reached the top the moment my put order goes through. You have an hour to sell for the day before we dump into close.

>> No.57873128

>>57873028
I'm not suggesting to buy MSCI's index specifically
I just used EAFE for that analysis because it had the longest history to derive a trendline from
VT only started in 2008 and VXUS in 2011

I agree - if you want international exposure just pick up a modern low-fee international index fund

>> No.57873133

>>57873092
>the remaining 91%
lot of sneed and poo in there though. idk i will ride it out till next earnings cycle and see if i can at least break even at some point

>> No.57873137

Nvidia chads where we at?
>>57869995

>> No.57873138
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57873138

Imagine talking about sivb 1 year later.

>> No.57873147

>>57873137
selling everyone in that thread calls as well as you

>> No.57873153
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57873153

>>57873127
how many puts you buying anon? all of them?

>> No.57873154
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57873154

>>57873127
Thoughts on the 50ma crossing the 200ma?

>> No.57873156

>>57872918
Which would have made you miss out on the 50% gain SPY had versus the 30% gain this had since 2020.

>> No.57873172
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57873172

>>57873154
Go to a higher timeframe and let me know. All the deathcrosses rapidly reversing.

>> No.57873177

Tomorrow is going to be worse then yesterday. This big pump hasnt even broken open.

>> No.57873179

>>57873154
like all fartist patterns it only exists after the movement has already happened
it predicts the past and to a extent present, not the future

>> No.57873185
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57873185

>>57873137
NVDA 885C and AVGO 1465C weeklies. 5 grand in weekly calls, I've never had that many before. Let's gamble.

>> No.57873189

>>57873153
40
>>57873154
I do not use astrology for men to make decisions in this market.

>> No.57873197

>the RUSSELL continues to be the bread winner and outperform the other indicies for weeks

i think this is is folks, this is the next bull run

>> No.57873198

>>57873156
You have to factor in currency rates too

>> No.57873203
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57873203

>>57873185
Hold avgo through earnings.

>> No.57873206
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57873206

>>57873154
The what now?

>> No.57873207

>>57872836
People for some strange reason associated ATH with weakness, instead of obvious strength.
Reminder that EVERY stock currently at an ATH was...previously also at an ATH, and so on and so forth.
Reaching an ATH is strength, breaking it is momentum, and so really you should WANT to own companies closer to ATH versus massive lows. Sure, companies like AAPLs near lows from the last several years can be a good proposition, but not shitco penny stocks.
Remember Peter Lynch's point of "how long can it go? Zero, you fucking retard."

>> No.57873209
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57873209

>give that money to Ukraine
this man is an enemy of the US people

>> No.57873218

>Will the FED go on record in supporting stealing money from individuals who bank with us?

What the actual fuck.

>> No.57873233

I fuckin love having enough to day trade, makes days like this more exciting

>> No.57873236

>>57873207
>how long can it go? Zero, you fucking retard
this logic does not apply to AAPL and TSLA though. some OTC pinksheet shitco's yes, but not MAG7 companies that have propped the market up your years

>> No.57873240
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57873240

>>57873189
I remember you TA deniers saying this wasn't a cup and handle months ago and look what happened

>> No.57873246
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57873246

They don't think it be like it is..... Hell I don't believe should be... but it is.

>unironically ironically unironical.

>> No.57873252

Short $WOOF

Earnings report next week. Dedicated pet stores are dying off just like any other speciality retailer. Dying industry.

>> No.57873253

>>57873156
>57873156
Those companies are essentially small caps for you. You have ot compare it to Russell

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57873258

>>57873207
>"how long can it go? Zero, you fucking retard."
But it already went down 90% how can it go down another 90? Yes, I already told you I had breakfast today; why do you keep asking?

>> No.57873259
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57873259

>Chairman Powell: Look, it's really not my place to comment. It's not our job. We just sell the tops and buy the dips.

>> No.57873261
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57873261

>>57873240
>>57873246
They never listen.
>spx 5600 eoy

>> No.57873268

Oh the fucking absurdity of a car salesman accusing anyone else of inflating prices lmao

>> No.57873270

>>57873240
Buddy I dont make comments on peoples TA because I dont believe in it. I wouldnt have told you it is or isnt a cup and handle, I wouldve just told you to stop wasting your time drawing lines on graphs when you should just fucking trade.

>> No.57873276

>>57873253
Right, why the fuck would I ever invest in small caps or medium caps?

>> No.57873289

>>57873270
ah yes the blind hope strategy. never fails

>> No.57873293

OH GOD WHO IS THIS KIKE

>> No.57873292

>>57873236
Which is why I said owning a beat down large cap like AAPL is fine. Its not going anywhere.

>> No.57873296
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57873296

>>57873189
>I don't use {Visual representations of Data} to make my decisions.

Good Luck.

>> No.57873304
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57873304

MY MAN

>> No.57873305
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57873305

>>57873270
Here's some TA i posted 43 days ago. Was I right?

>> No.57873306

>>57873203
I'm going to. AVGO's expected move is only about 5 percent because they're so diversified, but I expect it to be more.

>> No.57873316

What's with the immigrants bootlicking? What are they planning?

>> No.57873318
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57873318

>Inflation target should be higher.

>> No.57873324

>>57873304
What a magnificent bullish man.
Best in the developed world
2.4 percent inflation
Lets cut those rates boys, lets go to the fucking moon.

>> No.57873326

>>57873316
immigrants will do shitty jobs for little pay
its a rotation
the first world is shorting white people in favor of soulless mindless niggers/spics

>> No.57873327

>2,3-3% infl goal
faggot

>> No.57873328

I want to wheel strat but don't have enough money freed up in my accounts
should have dumped into Roth earlier... what are anons' strategies for paying less tax on regular accounts?

>> No.57873334

>>57872579
>BIG
Thoughts?

>> No.57873335
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57873335

>NEW YORK COMMUNITY BANCORP SEEKS TO RAISE EQUITY CAPITAL: WSJ

>> No.57873336

>NYCB seeking capital raise
kek

>> No.57873337

>>57873305
Did you make money?

>> No.57873344

Is there any point in contributing to 401k or traditional IRA if my company doesn't match?
I was just gonna do my own roth IRA

>> No.57873346

>>57873316
They're just trying to make the current tsunami of illegals seem not as bad as it is

>> No.57873347

>>57873083
Because our banks own the dollar and they're falling apart, the Fed is pulling life support March 11th. If Russia and China back the currency with gold, it'll dwarf the dollar in it's entirety on top of being multi-polar.

>> No.57873353
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57873353

>>57873335
>IT'S OVER!

>> No.57873360

>>57873335
should I buy this dip?

>> No.57873361

>>57873335
>>57873336
Whats that supposed to mean?

>> No.57873362

>>57873305
Doesn't matter if you're right because you are GAY and a huge NIGGER for doodling lines like a child

>> No.57873363
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57873363

>>57873337
Yes, did you keep letting your puts expire worthless?

>> No.57873365

>>57873361
Same shit that happened to Silicon Valley Bank

>> No.57873373

>>57873361
It means the bank is out of money

>> No.57873377
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57873377

D3FL4T10N4RY C0LL4P53

>> No.57873380

>>57873289
I dont need to make lines on graphs all day to see a potential play. I can take one look at a graph and know whether its gonna make me money today.

>> No.57873382
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57873382

>>57873324

>> No.57873385

Holy shit they are ALL against BASEL
>WE DON'T BANKS TO HAVE MORE ACTUAL MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.57873386

>>57873373
>It means the bank
HAHAHAHAHHA
>banks

FTFY

>> No.57873389
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57873389

>>57873344
Don't give your company the satisfaction.

>> No.57873392
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57873392

>>57873361
If you ever had to get a loan to cover your ass, well, that.

>> No.57873399
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57873399

>>57873363
Pretty pathetic ytd desu. I started this year with $300.

>> No.57873401
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57873401

>>57873362
Stay mad

>> No.57873405

>>57873377
PLEASE

>> No.57873406

Any option plays this week?

>> No.57873417
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57873417

>>57873399
gg

>> No.57873418

GOLD ABOUT TO BREAK 2150!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.57873425
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57873425

SOXL
YOU PUSH IT

>> No.57873426

>>57873385
I just started reading about Basel III, I understand what it is at a basic level...wanting banks to hold an additional 2% capital (cash?) to strengthen them in the event of some operational risk/something bad happening?

What's the downside?

>> No.57873428

>>57872936
go to bed zoom zoom

>> No.57873446
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57873446

lol wut

>> No.57873448

>>57873426
Gold is also a part of Basel 3, probably why it ispumping.

>> No.57873450
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57873450

>>57873426
You ever have somebody ask you for money and you tell them some Dave Ramsey shit and they freak out?

>> No.57873459

>>57873426
>What's the downside?
Wake up. Our financial system is a giant ponzi scheme.

>> No.57873463
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57873463

>>57873261
>>57873305

There are outliers and sometimes strange happenings go unaccounted for but fuck the neigh sayers. Existence is quantized, therefore somewhat regulated by what is permissibly iterative of and in nature. Look up Mr. Bonacci for yourselves to start tugging on the tethers of our material world as it manifests to us.

>>57873334
Hopefully it can be a tool for degenerative derivatives traders to take a successful path towards investing by exercising those call options instead of selling them tomorrow.

>> No.57873469

>>57873446
OH SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.57873471

>>57873425
:)

>> No.57873479

>>57873446
Lmfao fuck you

>> No.57873484

test

>> No.57873487

>>57873469
spread sucks ass
$15-$500?

>> No.57873500
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57873500

STOP BUYING BANKRUPTCY TICKERS
>STOP BUYING BANKRUPTCY TICKERS
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>STOP BUYING BANKRUPTCY TICKERS

>> No.57873503

>>57873446
lmfao who's next? I've had my eye on FCNCA

>> No.57873506

>>57873446
they traded at 25cents. your broker just takes the mid point of the bid/ask which is way off.

>> No.57873510
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57873510

>NYCB baggies

>> No.57873512
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57873512

another enemy of the US people

>> No.57873521
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57873521

Ayoo NYCB lookin cheap bruhs. Dipperinos time?

>> No.57873528

>>57873450
So basically, banks want to be less regulated because less regulations allow them to do... bank stuff for better or worse (worse). I see critics say that it will allow for other institutions to come in and offer loans that have less transparency with governments? It's a lot to unpack but on paper it doesn't seem like a bad idea.
>>57873459
>Our
Financial systems in general are. True currency is goods but let's not go there today.

>> No.57873533

I don't even know how many years worth of a janny salary I've earned today.

>> No.57873541

>>57873521
Absolutely. Im all in.

>> No.57873548
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57873548

I'm shorting GM.
Divergence on the MACD, crossover on the MACD, and nobody is buying cars.

>> No.57873550

>>57873446
>Max profit $2,
>Mark $2.50
>Limit $5
>Max profit $2
lmao, surely you're not retarded enough to actually purchase this for that.

>> No.57873562
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57873562

>Best case scenario NYCB goes to $10 200% gain.
>Worst case scenario you lose 100%.
>This is somehow a good risk reward ratio.
When will you learn...

>> No.57873561
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57873561

>>57873406
Take a regular ticker you like, buy a 60 delta call 3 months out.

Congratulations, now it's like you made your own mini SOXL :)

>> No.57873563
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57873563

>NYCB
we hitting 1 cent today?

>> No.57873564
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57873564

>>57873528
Long story short, holding on to capital for a bank is, in fact, a loss. That's why they're malding.

>> No.57873575

>>57873446
>Bid: .15
>Ask: 5.00

Lol, lmao even.

>> No.57873583
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57873583

KRE puts

>> No.57873588

>>57873575
>volatility: 0

>> No.57873592

>le consolidation over time for yet another leg higher

>> No.57873595

>>57873521
>>57873548
Product is fake.Gets printed all the time. Fractional shares popped into existence. Nepotistic tendencies. Said Tendencies derive in disproportionate amounts in NY. Ditto.

>> No.57873609

>>57873446
Today anon learns about low liquidity.

>> No.57873611
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57873611

>>57873446
>high fill likelihood

>> No.57873613
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57873613

>NYCB: -23.29%
Ah, another day where $SRCK beats the market. Well done, Fathands.

>> No.57873619

>the fed is operating at an operating loss
right back at ya congressman!

>> No.57873621

CASHFLOWPOSITIVITY NOW
CASHFLOWPOSITIVTY
YOUR MONEY MY CASHFLOW

>> No.57873626

>>57873127
My put order just filled. This is the top. Sell now.

>> No.57873627
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57873627

COST to $1000.

>> No.57873634
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57873634

Rocker said he would cut off his dick if NYCB went to zero

Also SOXL

>> No.57873635

>>57873510
I escaped! 300 @ 3.13 sold for 2.70 thank Christ look at that shit

>> No.57873640

>>57873564
Right, in the same manner that a person having thousands in savings in a checking account that earns no interest. They don't like having 2% eaten up doing nothing.
Its an understandable reason to mald, but at the same time these guys always over leverage themselves and get blown the fuck out because they're as retarded as anybody else.

>> No.57873642

>>57873564
So, 2% additional capital that banks have to hold, is less money that can be injected into the market and less money that they can make. Flipside is, it lessens operational risk (less SVB-type events from last year).

I'm sorry for the reddit-tier spoon-feeding, but sometimes laymen's terms is better than a long SEC page full of technical jargon.

>> No.57873650

>>57873627
>COST
>NVDA
>BWXT
>ANF
>MOGLF

What are some other tickers where red days are illegal?

>> No.57873651

ROBOAST

>> No.57873653

>thank you for uh thank you

>> No.57873659

>>57873651
god what a fucking dumb nig...

>> No.57873665
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57873665

kek this isn't short selling, this is liquidation at any price

>> No.57873670

>>57873651
Fucking kek, and she said it wrong twice.

>> No.57873675
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57873675

>>57873651
>ROBOAST

>> No.57873674
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57873674

>>57873562
>>57873541
>>57873510
>>57873521
what is just amazing to me that people here are watching rockers videos him sleeping on the floor in a crackhouse and then go and buy the tickers he mentions. You can't make this stuff up.

>> No.57873676
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57873676

another financially illiterate lunch time rowdy just wanting to hear herself talk

>> No.57873680

>>57873674
Rocker jumped didn't he?

>> No.57873681

>>57873676
She was no worse than that Wagner woman. She was chippy for no reason.

>> No.57873688

>ocea and soxs are the only things losing me money today
They will pull through! R-right?

>> No.57873689

>>57873651
These fucking illiterate nigs trying to talk about complicated economic matters with the fucking fed chair is such a fucking morbid joke.

"Democracy" was always a mistake

>> No.57873692

>>57873676
wifey mcbeatty

>> No.57873708

next
>>57873698
>>57873698
>>57873698
>>57873698

>> No.57873712
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57873712

>>57873642
Basically, yes. They're mad they have to be solvent and hold on to effectively dead money. Your questions are better than the normal "lol my options are at the strike why are they at a loss??"

>> No.57873715
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57873715

>>57873626
Nice

>> No.57873720

>>57873689
biggest red pill of all time

>> No.57873731
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57873731

>helping poor people and black people
no

>> No.57873738

>>57873688
Target price is still 18 but the anon who first mentioned it never said when to sell. Now we know not to take in full confidence what unknown people on the internet say.

>> No.57873743

>>57873688
Yes
Only a matter of time. My 4/5 SOXS calls are going up while SOXS is going down? HMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.57873775
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57873775

>>57873446
ZION bros....
Disclaimer: there is nothing wrong with Zion Bancorp. I just think their ticker symbol is cool, and always post this screenshot when regional banks are red.

>> No.57873815

>>57873106
Yes
T. /ic/

>> No.57874013

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>> No.57874140

>>57873032
I’m going on on PLTR!

>> No.57874514
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57874514

This thread is not completely POZZED up yet

>> No.57875204
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57875204

>>57873027
60% of my portfolio is SPY.
If I go down, every goes down with me

>> No.57875398
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57875398

GM is tanking.