/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57863456

Let's take a moment to laugh at the stupidity of everyone who thought there were still people left that would come along and pump their bags.

>selling before the halving
lol

>>57863456
14 years is a long time to hold

>>57863456
Good Job dumping on the retards OG, a worthless nothing he mined in 2010 sold for $69,000 a piece to some sucker 14 years later, absolutely hilarious.

>>57863456
checked

>>57863538
For you

>>57863538
I've been holding for 7 years.

>>57863538
People baghold their 401k's for 40+ years

Can any anon donate me 500$ for my uni admission? I know its not right to ask this way but still..

>>57863543
he probably sold to someone 14 year old. younger than the bitcoin he mined

literally a premined shitcoin

>>57863602
Better buy some kneepads! Get to suckin

>>57863456

Even the old guard realized that now is the time to get the fuck out of crypto.

>>57863584
you don't need a password to access you're 401k

>>57863584
401k isn't "bag holding". It's a thing where your employer matches what you put into it and there is also a penalty if you take the money out early.

>>57863538
Diamond hands

Meh, i invest in smaller coins, mostly memecoins like spx, so i'm not affected by whatever retarded shit is happening to you guys

What was the total amount?

>>57863456
Owen Benjamin
@OwenBenjamin
Bitcoin guys always say that anyone who asks any questions about bitcoin or don’t like it are “just jealous.”
They remind me of that kid who was getting molested who always said everyone was “just jealous that father Dan wants to Take ME camping but not YOU!!!”
No, anyone could go camping with father Dan and get molested. Anyone can buy bitcoin at any time. We are just a little concerned that you may be getting molested and all those free lollipops aren’t actually worth it?

>>57863584
Feels fucking bad

>>57863456
so basically everyone had massive FUD because of 1 oldfag. good riddance. now we can continue the bullrun.

>>57863538
not for linkies who will baghold for life

>>57863538
I’m a 32 year old virgin.

14 years holding bitcoin is pussy shit.

>>57865158
isnt owen bejamin actually a jew? his mother is jewish if i remember correctly

>>57865179
That's my gut feeling as well. I'd bet it bonks at 88K and then drops back down to about half.

>>57863497
Halving is unironically a sell the news event. The pump is in anticipation of that halving, even the value of the ETFs hinge on the halving making them money. Blackrock and others will dump their BTC before the halving even happens to lock in their gains while they are ahead and leave the normalfags bagholding. The chance of normalfags getting the chance to sell before blackrock dumps their bags is non-existent.

>>57863456

That would be like $65-$69 million he mined for probably less than $100??

lol he made a x167500 return

>>57863497
dude some dude found his old crypto wallet and made hundreds of millions. So what if btc goes to 100k, if you had hundreds of millions of btc to sell right now you would also

>>57864435
>401k isn't "bag holding"
>there is a penalty if you take the money out early
nice "investment" retard

>>57865277
You are a complete morron. Why would this halving make BTC less worth ? Speak in financial terms you nigsailor piece of nignog

I am 35 and I faded bitcoin 2010-2017 while living the life of an absolute niggercattle retard. I deserve death.

>>57867197
Not him but my friend runs a successful mining op that I will not name drop because it's a stock ticker in Nikkei. Hes panicking because he doesnt know if he has enough liquidity to cover a 1.5 HTC return. Yeah if it was 100k a coin, no problem, but when this pops back to 30 eventually with a 1.5 payout, it's real tough to cover expenses unless the market is mature, and this market barely got ETFs up. It's going to be rough on miners for awhile.

>>57863497
Yeah he made $65 million from about 100 bucks, what a LOSER lmao

>>57864812
>communications disruption
This can only mean one thing.

>>57865277
Custodians literally cannot dump
>>57867257
You are now realizing precisely why the price must be higher.

>>57863456
He's having a fucking giggle, DAMN, imagine holding for that long knowing u bought for below 6 cents and selling each for 69k... LMAO

>>57865158
But why does everyone pay so much for father Dan's candy?

>>57867202
Dont feel bad. My brother lost his Silk Road wallet and just found it again with 65 coins that he paid $80 for (was trying to buy shrooms with it way back then). My other friend, who I knew from preschool and my parents temporarily adopted when his mom died hugged me in his 5 story office building he bought in downtown Tokyo that his 2012 BTC investments paid for and begged me to invest in Bitcoin in 2016 and said hed loan me the money. I said I was fine and would cover it (I was broke and working for a boomer nigger paying me 30k for an 80k job) so I couldnt afford it and passed. My friend who was there bought 100 coins at 10k when we got back stateside. Then they became good friends. Feels fucking awful. I literally cant hang with my brother and two best friends on their adventures unless they pay for my shit because it's always these magical fucking things that cost like 10-20k a week. Last time they took helicopters and dived WW2 wrecks on uninhabited islands around Australia. On top of that my wife is a dumb bitch and threw a fit about my last trip with her and them that it was too expensive blah blah blah so my childhood buddy gave her a first class ticket back to the States, canceled her reservations and told her to get the fuck out and never visit with me again. So now when I go, I can't even bring her.

>>57867290
Imagine putting in $100 then coming out with 65 million even though it took like 15 years.

>>57867350
>oof...
otoh i feel better about myself. thank you for your sacrifice anon.

>>57863482
btc is at 67k again retard

>>57867350
>I literally cant hang with my brother and two best friends on their adventures unless they pay for my shit
https://youtu.be/j5AMUvfAym0?t=57

>>57863456
Based.

>>57867350
Lol this is the best story I've read in years.
I'm still living like a poorfag in silk clothing because my friends suck ass and I made it I need to meet your brother and friends.

>>57865255
Correct

>>57867345
and imagine he could've had that money 3 years ago, or more if he just had balls to wait 3 more months.

>>57863538
>2010 was 14 years ago
Fuck.

>>57867350
This is the worst story i heard. Im sorry Anon. Life goes on.

>>57867826
or more? that's generational wealth. why do you need more? you can invest 10% of that and leave it there to grow. greed kills anon, you don't know where prices go from here.what if this was the ATH and never again even near these prices...ever

>>57867350
Holy shit brother I am so sorry. May you make it this bullrun.

>>57867931
with a thoughtprocess like that, why even bother waiting for 69k to cash out? why not 20k? he'd be extremely rich anyways. why does saylor invest? he has generational wealth already.
i think you know the answer my man.

>>57867350

Brutal. I've been fucking around since day 2 of Doge. I missed several moon missions, but that is investing. You had very successful people telling/begging you to invest in a winning thing. You deserve your dumbassery.

>>57868094
>i think you know the answer my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDD1tW59Mjg

>>57868700
fuuuucckk
https://youtu.be/jBEA65zdgKw?t=154

>>57868714
oh ffs
>ITS NEVER ENOUGH!
https://youtu.be/JaWM3DmiCVA?t=75

>>57864435
>a penalty if you take the money out early
This literally reads like a bsc casino shitcoin or something but its a 401k lmfao. fiat/tradfi is cooked

>>57867426
If you made $65 million bucks after holding for 14 years; it's would be like making $12,700 a day every single day for 14 years straight.

>>57868847
what are you saying nigger?

>>57863456
i think someone cracked these wallets , with today's AI i reckon its easy to generate all private keys and check for balance . crypto might be doomed soon

>>57868860
he's saying that if you made $65 million bucks after holding for 14 years; it's would be like making $12,700 a day every single day for 14 years straight.

>>57864435
all part of the scam to keep the markets going

How do you sell that much in an exchange? You'd clean them out of they'll "error 500" you and send the Fed's.

>>57865204
>tfw 33 yo also bagholding his virginity
stay strong brother...

a massive dump of old bitcoin blipped the market for 12 hours? neat i guess

>>57868875
AI can't multiply 6 times 7

>>57865511
Bag holding implies your bags are in the red or idle not slowly but steadily growing