/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57829463

>>57857738
So, what 2DTE calls buy?

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE END OF THE 2 MORE WEEKS IS FINALLY UPON US! WE ARE NOW DOWN TO 2 MORE DAYS

>>57857778
>Buying calls before the Cyber Pandemic
Do people really?

Markets are dumping today so that they can pump like you wouldn’t believe tomorrow. To celebrate Trump’s victory.

Gonna laugh so fucking hard when everything moons tomorrow

>>57857778
Crwd for earnings 330c

I told you fuckers not to dump it today.

>Don’t Invest in China, Goldman Sachs Wealth Management CIO Warns

BABA bug signal

What we slurpin from this beautiful clearance sale today my friends

everything is going to pump so hard tomorrow hahHAHAHAHA now is literally the best time to buy you fucking idiots I cant believe people are selling LMFAO gonna get so rich off you weak hands

ON NO NEWS

I think the most retarded positon is long NVDA and short Shit and Piss
only crabbing can kill me now.

I just need MSFT to stay above 280 through the remainder of this month...
As long as it does that, I'm winning

>he didn't buy NATGAS AND OIL after being told over and over
>he held FAKE AND GAY TECHTROON SHIT
>he's a NIGGER who gave his money to JEWS

Sold my SOXX at 675. Good stuff.

>>57857811
I will laugh harder when the market plummets at an exponential rate until friday.
>2% today
>4%Wednesday
>8% Thursday
>16% friday
If my math is right (and it usually isn't) We are going to 339 by Friday.

>>57857846
Kek don't buy after a 4 year bear market.

>>57857878
I would cum.

>>57857804
Why would that happen in a few days from now? Klaus never even said what year it would happen in

>>57857861
I don't get why this is supposed to be funny. The market moving drastically with no information available to 99% of retail traders is unequivocally a bad thing.

I feel numb...

>>57857738
BBAI bros, I hope the earnings report will save us.

>>57857895
We would just be going back to January levels.

>>57857861
>ON NO NEWS
"It's quiet... too quiet" is a legitimate reason to pivot and begin selling your securities.

>Citi, $C, has said that the S&P 500 not in a bubble, and tells investors to 'buy pullbacks,' per Bloomberg

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My covered calls are doing great today!

>>57857926
based

>>57857755
Google won't be able to fix Gemini any more than the Red Army could gussy up their army to take on Finland in 1939.

>>57857932
i got exercised at 38

I TOLD ALL OF YOU TO BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!!!! BUT NOOOOOOOOOO YOU DECIDED TO PARADE TO THE PARTHIDE ANYWAYS!!!!!!

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>57857944
Finland lost thoughever?

>just panic bought more BBAI calls
Damnit

>>57857878
Finally, the prophecy will be fulfilled.

>>57857914
Retail traders have been told for MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS that DEBT is way too high with major crunches in store, INFLATION is way too high, VALUATIONS are way too high, on and on and on.
YOU
NIGGERTARDS
HAVE
BEEN
FUCKING
TOLD
O
L
DICKS ONLY GROW ON DUDES

>>57857914
>The market moving drastically with no information available to 99% of retail traders is unequivocally a bad thing.
It behaving predictably would be a bad thing.
Everybody should know it is a random walk.

>>javascript:quote('57857698')

make me sad

>>57857878
The market expects powell to be hawkish tomorrow, rightfully so. I just hope he won't be a faggot again

>>57857989
w-what happens in 2041?

>>57857994
Not only do you type like a complete fucking dumbass, your evaluation of the market is retarded. Lmao.

>>57857973
The point is that the Soviets had to have their army absolutely decimated over and over, for years, to undo political rot. Pajeets, aimless soiboy programmers, and insane communist trannies make Google punch far below its weight class.

>>57858014
Don't worry about things you won't live to see.

>>57858014
The book of Enoch gets interwoven back into the holy scripture and all that spooky shit happens.

>>57858014
We make it.

>>57857738
What a shitty bloodbath.
in b4 bears giving me shit for Friday

>>57857967
The real fun begins on 3/11. Epic market crash that will dwarf 2008 by a huge margin.

>>57857918
Me too friend. Get some puts just in case

it's over, power hour failed me.

>>57857926
Top signal
>Billionaires start selling their bags
>Citibank says its a good time for goys to buy

>>57858012
>“While stock prices are not part of the Fed’s official mandate, we do wonder if he will try to dampen the market’s recent enthusiasm by delivering a more hawkish than expected message,” writes Nicholas Colas, co-founder of DataTrek Research.
Colas also points out that the Atlanta Fed's GDPNow Model cut its first-quarter GDP estimate by over a point last week from 3.2% to 2.1%.

I don't think this will last forever, I think AI is here to stay and SMCI, NVDA, DELL are great long holds... but for short term investors... I wonder if this is profit taking time?

I own a ton of CLS, I really wanna don't wanna watch it crater.

>>57858012
What could Powell say that's hawkish? "Higher for longer" isn't hawkish anymore, he would legitimately have to come out and say the Fed is completely reevaluating its policy

>>57858066
Fuckin' opex window of weakness bullshit Cem Karsan prophesying.

>>57857989
We are at the
>KRUGMANS GONE TO FAR
moment
BECAUSE GODDAMN LOOK AT WHAT BAT SHIT INSANE THINGS THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS PUBLISHING ON THE MOST PRIVILGED PLATFORM IN EXISTENCE

>>57858014
If you still refuse to get nanobot boosters you won't be able to own stonks

>>57857994
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mpe4hdOhSU
I'LL BE HERE A WHILE
AINT GOIN' NOWHERE

Look at the relative strength of NVDA. It's such a beast. I might just sell everything and go all in.

>Ukraine’s top energy official ruled out any commercial agreements to allow Russian natural gas to continue flowing through the country

Oh, so Russia blew Nordstream 2 too!

>>57858111
Inflation reaccelerating, one more hike then we're done, etc etc.

Bye bye wealth effect if that happens.

>>57858092
>Citibank
Citibank? Haven't heard from them in a long time.
Wasn't their female CEO attempting to reduce scale and make the bank smaller to get a handle on managing it?
"I'm a woman, I need this to work in easy mode"

>>57857972
>Nuland was born in 1961 to Sherwin B. Nuland, a surgeon born to Eastern European Jewish immigrants from Bessarabia
financial coincidence anon

>>57857926
> NVDA -0.54%
OMG, the sock market peaked.

>>57858024
At least I am
GREEN
R
E
E
NIGGERTARDS GONNA NIGGERTARD

>>57857795
I MADE MY MISTAAAAKES

>>57858140
so why 2y/10y are dropping like stones.

>>57858014
India civil war as it's the only country left.
pic unrelated

>>57857926
Where's the lie?

>Starting to see article after article saying that an economic crash isn't going to happen
They're going full damage control at this point
We are so fucked

>>57857918
Just like SOUN’s earning report saved its stock price last week?

>>57858193
I can't say what will happen, but I know the ride hasn't even begun.

Bros...I knew I wasnt gonna make it... investing is a rich man's game after all...

Memeline bros, will the 20dma hold this time? Squeeze line already killed, bear macd cross too. Seen that a few times this year though. What will be your remain short signal? This isn't enough for me.

>>57858167
I'm still up 52% ytd faggot

>>57858140
Lmao inflation isn't accelerating you alarmist fuck, and another rate hike is absolutely not happening. This is why it's impossible to take bears seriously, everything just becomes so outlandish as soon as they see red

>>57858193
same as it ever was
>were in a recession recently but they changed the definition
many such instances, sad

>>57858187
Remember 2022? Bond market schizos are no more accurate than anyone else when it comes to this stuff. People panic bidding TLT aren't calmly assessing inflation forecasts for the next eight quarters.

>>57858215
I fucked up on SOUN. I correctly called the action but accidentally bought IV that was farbyeond what is responsible by any measure of the word.

>>57858186
GOT NOWHERE TO RUUUUUUUUUUUN

Fuck Trump
He's gonna Sneed N Pee my SNP...

Can someone link me the "look at apple computer" video so I can save it this time and not have to search like a chud on gaygle. Also someone give me rockers youtube. His last vid made me lol hard, comparing himself to michael burry

I bought 91 Spy call options. We better gap the fuck up tomorrow

Gold is up guys....

>>57858127
I used to hear them on the radio all the time back in the 90s, never heard that one. That BASS is indeed breddy gud! BUT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn2PNlhvy8E

LARRY GONNA ADD SOME BOTTOM

>>57858193
I literally said 1-2 days ago last time when BOFA made an S&P estimate it crashed in september. Now they did it again!

https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/bofa-raises-sp-500-year-end-target-5400-2024-03-04/

If TSLA closes above $180 then Jerome won't see his own shadow before congress tomorrow and the market will enter a golden bullrun.

>>57858229
Just buy $436 SPY butterflys for tomorrow with $3 wings for a easy fast 3X and you will be at $6000 very close tomorrow

>>57858275
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID
>YOU MOVING TO UNCLE AND AUNTIES IN BEL-AIR

>>57858275
THE NIGHT GOES ON AS IM FADIN AWAAAAAAYY

IM SICK OF THIS LIFE

I JUST WANNA SCREEEEAAAAM

>>57858249
I need to see everything plateau for at least a week or two, like it did before the August-October bed shitting last year. Otherwise there will be no signal and we're just going to get hyper jewed at 4am like always.

>>57858291
91 calls and my digits were 91. Looks like I'm gonna make some money tomorrow too. Have a good one guys.

Verification not required.

>>57858266
Remember 2022? when did US02Y drop in 2022?

>my AAPL & TSLA long shares getting absolutely heemed
>But still making good money with my day trades
>It's 70 degrees outside
>Went for a 3 mile run two days in a row
>Jammin' tunes in the garage instead of watching power hour
>Steaks and lamb chops in the fridge
>Final fantasy 7 rebirth on the Goystation5
>Prayed the rosary today
Things are breddy gub all things considered

>>57858262
Oh, good, I don't want anyone, even NIGGERTROONTARDS, to lose their precious capital.

>>57858302
Silver is up too

>>57858291
Ive got 40 $510 calls for friday. Ez money, r-right?

>>57858262
>Lmao inflation isn't accelerating you alarmist fuck, and another rate hike is absolutely not happening. This is why it's impossible to take bears seriously, everything just becomes so outlandish as soon as they see red

Remind me again what the F.E.D. inflation target is. 3%? 4%? I forget.

>>57858311
https://www.reuters.com/markets/bofa-lifts-sp-500-2023-end-target-by-7-led-by-old-economy-stocks-2023-09-20/

>>57858291
Post em

Joe Biden has collapsed the US economy.

>>57858319
>>57858316
how could this happen to me..

>>57858328
I'm happy for you, anon. Ave Maria!

>>57857738
Nothing feels better than finishing green on a very red day

>>57858326
Rape hikes and inflation heemed bond baggies. As their expectations were btfo again and again.

They were wrong on the way up, so why would you assume they get it right on the way down? If rates even go down in 2024.

>>57858324

>>57858342
>Says F.E.D.
>Has a retarded take about the economy
LITERALLY EVERY TIME LMAO

>>57858269
Hey, live and learn.

>>57858289
BUDDY you could've saved it a long time ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

AT&T computer chads are the real winners tiday

>>57858345
The 2 option strategy is 25 @ $505 & $506. Then the rest are pretty easy to figure out.

Wtf? I was told by a pornface avatar poster to buy calls?! I am losing everything!

this is what you guys get for owning zero USAC

I'm just not sold on this dump I dunno.

>>57858381

>>57858394
Thanks BUDDY

>>57858289
Oh and Rocker's here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkySgG6pQiU

>>57858370
Yep, it was like riding a NATGAS AND OIL rocket into SPACE and then going into orbit in the XOM capsule.

>>57858409
You got memed on by feds, son.

>>57858413
I'll sell it to ya for a nickel

>>57858413
>pic
Long Western Sky?

>>57858311
>BOFA
Bofa deez crashes

>>57858403
Praying for you baggie better be here at the bang bang bang tomorrow.

>>57858381
that's the point

>>57857738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWFe2R8EwE

>>57858403
We gonna gap up, but just hope your fellow tribesman lets the gap hold by open and you be set.

Might wanna stop by temple tonight to get Rabbi on board

>>57858409
Oh really? he did that too in July!

>>57858403
I just bought an assload of puts for tomorrow you nigger

>>57858249
options just limits your exposure. with all the gains

>>57858409
Maybe he meant to include "in NATGAS AND OIL" but forgot or just assumed (You) NIGGERTROONTARDS would know?

>Spirit Airlines got their appeal request denied yesterday and dumped almost as hard as their initial merger denial
Lol they're so fucked, I'm glad I only put 2k into the coin flip for the funny. Not sure if I should ride the disaster into their bankruptcy or get out with 1k now

>>57858474
>implying I want the Russians to stop their genocide of Nazis in the borderland and cease fire.

>>57858357
Don't care still ridin' with biden
Simple as

NVDA going green for the close

>>57858505

>>57857914
news doesn't matter. You're a midwit if you truly think it does. The move is the move is the move and the dd was spread last weekend at the childspitroast bbqw. The shows you see online/tv are made to sell advertisements and disseminate propaganda.

Anne Couling should sue israel.

>>57857738
since when are gamestops that well stocked anymore?

smci really closed the gap kek

this is your LAST AND ABSOLUTE FINAL CHANCE to buy these low low low prices!!!!!


IF YOU DONT BUY TODAY YOU ARE PRICED OUT FOREVER

Y'all smiggers gonna boil

>>57858404
Haven't you heard they are going out of business?

>>57858519
Hell yeah! Everybody scream fuck the world! I'm also a juggalo for life.

>>57858520
cmon baby give me that beautiful hammer candle

What time does Powell talk tomorrow?

>>57858518
The synagogue of you know what doesn't like peace, what a shocker

>>57858550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlArxtuQEMc

>>57858527
This
The candle is the only news that matters. The candles know, they always know. However sometimes everyone except me is wrong and that's a whole another issue worthy of discussion.

>>57858403
What is the point of buying all those different in the money strikes? Genuinely curious. Why not just buy them all at one particular strike?

>>57858570
Did they??

which way DXYman?

i think LUNR is over after watching yesterday's 60 minute NASA updates. Not because there's anything wrong with LUNR's fundies, it's the fact they propped up these 3 women (mostly likely not very bright) women to represent the whole mission. They were well spoken enough but overall I'd estimate their IQs in the low 110s (at best). Especially the darkie 'interviewer' who used the words "it's so cool..." about a dozen different times.
Gonna put a stop loss sell on my 1000 shares around 6.5, hope for the best, and call it a day. Please offer up contrary opinions if you do so in a civil manner.

>>57858531
No idea, can't remember the last time i was in one, i think halo 3.

>>57858607
10
but the speech might get released earlier

>>57858570
10

>>57858570
10am est, and the following day 9:40am est.

>>57858601
You ever fuck a girl? You can't just throw your whole 7 inches in at once. I mean when you're working with 5 inches that might be okay, but you gotta test it a little and then go further and further in and then like yeah that's when reality really sets in.

>>57858584
I concur. I posted the bottom an hour ago.

>>57858608
I figure up so they can sweat mumus for cheap before the toothless fed comes out tomorrow for nothingburger lunch.

i sold all my nycb yesterday. i have been fucking heemed

>>57858601
It throws off the 87,000 new irs agents watching his account in live time with no warrant

>3:45 hits
>Lol I was just pretending to be retarded
Every time.

>>57858513
Put the 1k in JBLU. For the irony.

Ten mins, do I go calls tomorrow or puts?????

Gut says calls.

>>57858550
THREAD THEME
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wKlpMxBX-jk
WHOOP WHOOP, SEE YALL ON SMG ISLAND

>>57858655
I bought all your NYCB yesterday. Thanks for playing.

i bought puts at the bottom

>>57858655
Stop fucking with bankruptcy tickers anon.

>>57858574
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-QFQBPY6RKM&pp=ygUcSWNwIGZ1Y2sgdGhlIHdvcmxkIHdvb2RzdG9jaw%3D%3D
Reminder that the 90s were the best time to be alive. This when the world was it its peak before everything went to shit!

>>57858328
BLESSED
A
S
ELVIS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS
D

>>57858652
classic Baggie commentary, lamo

>>57858637
>>57858638
>>57858648
Thanks, I wasn't sure if it was morning or afternoon which is totally gonna dictate SPY or QQQ action

>>57858614
The onein the middle is an edomite and theoneon therightis aman.

>>57858678
CALLS:
NVDA
SPY

PUTS:
APPLE COMPUTER
TESLA

>>57858678
Slightly bullish butterflies, they are cheap with high payouts

I told you.
Mumus are literal retarded mongrel apes.

>>57858678
Calls for Trump bump. If the market goes further down we fucked anyway so how cares

>>57858717
WHY IS IT RECOVERINNG

>>57858698
BLESSED
ASS TO ASS
S
ELVIS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS
D

>>57858670
Just a little SHORT COVERING before tomorrow's
MUCH
DEEPER
DUMPPARINO

>LIQUIDITY STATUS
:GRABBED:

>>57858367
Luke 11:27-28

>>57858742
Looks like bear season came early this year kek

>>57858717
this is why I'm a little long nvda.
I think thats the new flight to quality.

And just like that NVDA will never be red again

even AMD is almost green. is this the power of bitcoin?

>>57858652
Yea but you still loaded up when the market was at $507-$510 so if we open at $503 tomorrow you are heemed on all of them regardless right?

>>57858748
Oh I forgot about the Congress circus, too.

>>57858746
>ASS TO ASS
Been a while since (You) posted one of those!

My lil SPY calls I bought 15 minutes ago be doin a lil sum sum

>>57858403
Alright Mr baguette. I have copied you. Do not fail me.

>>57858328
How is rebirth by the way? I trust a biz anon over a shill or doomposter on /v/ any day

hitting 508.35 and dumping.

>>57858714
Going high risk and not running a spread. Good idea though.

>>57858723
>>57858712
Pic related. Wish me luck.

FUCKING MAGNETS ARE FUCKING UP THE STOCK MARKET YO!!! FUCKING SEMICONDUCTORS, HOW DO YHEY WORK?

>>57858779
I tried to get the position close to where $507 makes me $5,000. There's the Greeks and you should learn them if you want to know what you're doing.

>>57858543
When was the last time you reached out and touched somebody?

Holy shit

My God, there it is. The infamous cash on the sidelines.

It's beautiful.

It's normal to have an economy where the words of one man can fuck up so much and make everyone apprehensive. (\sarcasm)

How many reditards gonna get heemed when the diluted free janny shares get redeemed?

haha, gold line go up

>>57858826
I got a 510 too, let's ride.

>>57858826
Based and Trump pilled

>>57858834
Qrd on the greeks?

>>57858842
KOLD signal

>>57858832
And you fucking know you can't trust them scientists because they be fucking lying and shit

You know, I'm something of an American Psycho myself

>>57858858
>it loses to NVDL
>again

>>57858805
I'm not French you fucking retard. Am i holding a white flag? Does it look like I wear a uniform with yellow in the front and brown in the back?

>>57858840
nta, but I just checked and the last time I touched another human being was 5 weeks ago
Is that why everything is dumping today?

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

I found him that nigger

I've got 100k and it seems everything is going down. Any safe stocks or recommendations you guys recommend for me going all in or maybe a 50/50 split or maybe 45/45/10? Or just wait on a bigger dip/crash

>>57858867
They pretend to have Italian restaurants and make shitty pizza.

>>57858867
They’re gay

>>57858862
>>57858861
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE GLITCH TO 510

>>57858563
Beautiful.

>>57858834
>I tried to get the position close to where $507 makes me $5,000
That makes more sense. Good luck bro

>>57858790
how can three little words mean so much

>>57858884
-1.61%
could be worse

>>57858884
I am making money in this market

What a fantastic day.

>>57858884
+1.97%

>>57858884
I'm still greedy. but I made enough on NVDA retardation to buy spy puts.

>>57858678
newfag here. can someone explain to a retard like me how calls and puts work. i use vanguard brokerage

>>57858884
-1.60%
But some of my trailing stop losses triggered so I realized $3700 in gains

>>57858884
Very nicely.

>>57858884
Seen better days for sure.

1/80th of the American economy just vanished into thin air today. 80 more days like this and we won’t have a country anymore. Let that sink in.

>>57858884
>Day flexes from +$400 to -$300 and finishes -$10 (unrealized)

>>57858917
Fuckin
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

>>57858924
Read the links in the op newfag. That's what they're there for.

All that work today and Bobo still didn't get to cum in the end.

>>57858896
if your portfolio has anything less than 80% NVDA you're making a mistake.

>>57858916
What did you have puts on?

>>57858917
Now that's what I call podracing, congrats anon
>>57858922
Essentially buy calls if you think the line is going to go up, buy puts if you think the line is going to go down. But you should read up on them.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/option.asp

>>57858884
-28%
-9k
BBAI fucking wrecked me. One of the most stressful days I've had in a while. I feel good about the spy calls I just got though desu

>>57858884
+0.5%
XOM saving my ass once again

>>57858917
Hey lemme hold $500 in doge til payday dawg

>>57858922
See >>57858959
Sorry >>57858924

I think we dump tomorrow at open again and then that nigger sends us to orbit at 9am CST (chad standard time)

Imagine not owning NVDA lol lmao even

This chart looks like repeated rugpulls. Stay safe out there.

>>57858999
Today was payday Bobo, how the fuck didn't you get a piece of that?

SPY gonna pump AH

>>57858884

>>57858883
Based. Or cringe. I don't know anymore.

>>57858979
Spy puts

>>57859019
Yo fuck the people posting this cat mommy cia psyop bitch!

>>57859024
I got liquidated awhile back, been on the sidelines

>>57859023
no its just the cost of buying bonds every 3 months.

>>57858997
BLESSED
A
S
EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND ENERGY IS EVERYTHING
D

>>57858710
it would be better if they had Jack Black's twin sister give some updates.

>>57858884
>-2.23%
>YTD: 3.76%

And of course CRWD moons 15% the day I finally ditch the calls.

>>57859064
Gimmick posters need to get the rope.

>>57859015
If we dump tomorrow I think we are genuinely going into a recession.

>ten new wars today
>no cause for dismay
>generally okay

>>57858917
All in spy puts?

>>57859023
How does the government let this happen???

>>57858917
Do you use robinhood for easy options trading and then move your profits into long term holds in another brokerage?

>>57859057
F

Fuckin as soon as I sold my SMCI calls the shit pumps god fucking dammit

>>57857820
Dang sometimes even i'm right.

>>57857820
I hope more anons listened to my advice and bought calls.

>>57858672
I like the way you do business, anon
>>57858896
I like JEPI myself, it's something designed to help against a recession market. Right now it's my lion's share on my portfolio because the monthly dividends are great and I'm waiting on some pull backs to dump my cash into proper

I hope i make profit from this

>>57858948
We should be so lucky.

Why is everything recovering after hours??

>>57859125
They never do but it's all good. Plenty of room for the losers.

>>57859104
I do not respect the SEC.

So, who is your online broker of choice?

>>57859146
Why did it go down in the first place?

>>57857853
VOO

Gonna enjoy a rum and Coke tonight and get ready for some dip slurping.

>>57859160
IBKR if you're serious, Vanguard if you don't want to hurt yourself.

Is there a leveraged inverse dating app ETF?

>>57859147
some anons really just don't want to ever make it.

>>57859175
I see, I am currently using fidelity and it feels like they are missing something. Not sure what.

>>57859160
schwab for think or swim/ longterm, robinhood for the memes and disposable income. Shill fidelity if you're a butthurt videogame pawn shop baggie.

>>57859160
IBKR

>>57859084
Don't take the angst of your losses out on me, NIGGERFAGTARD. I told you to buy NATGAS AND OIL over and over and over but you didn't listen and now you are PAYING. It is your own
FAULT
A
UR MOM'S MUFF
L
T

>>57858884
Lost 5k, pretty good

>>57857853
I'm averaging down on Alphabet. For better or worse.

>>57859222
checked, glhf on that decision though

>>57859198
>fidelity
>pawn shop baggie
>robinhood ever
nice bait

>that bbai after hours climb
It's happening boys

>>57859160
RH for options. Fidelity for long term holds. Fidelity fuckin blows for options as I've learned today, it's super unintuitive

I've seen this before.
Massive SPX gap up tomorrow, tears a new gap to the downside, closes the gap to the upside before EOD.
"Experts" will call this a correction and tell you this is how markets have behaved always.

i work for CRWD, my stock compensation is looking very juicy lately.

>>57859196
Charles "Klaus" Schwab recently bought and integrated ThinkOrSwim, which is also highly lauded as daytrading platform. Don't think there's anyone singing Fidelity's praises though.

>>57859266
What exactly is wrong with robinhood? Ive literally never had a problem with them.

>>57859266

>>57859318
their whole business is selling your order flow. they get ahead of your trades. most are so small it doesn't matter tho

>>57859279
100%. We'll dump as soon as Powell opens his mouth and then the next slightly dovish thing he says will send everything moonwards

>>57858884
-37% end my misery

>>57859318
People get butthurt because it is made to convince people to gamble on options. RH is backed by JP Morgan so even if it went belly up you'd just become a JPM investor.

>>57859318
Nothing is wrong with it, it's just that npc reddit trans es use it so it gets a bad rap

>>57859318
You'll find out the hard way when you submit a market buy order and it fills for like 0.5% over the current price and then the stock dumps

>>57859318
Integrated stocks and crypto, plus 24/5 markets are pretty great.

>>57859196
fidelity isn't great for active trading, which I like since I put long term stuff there while the other brokers might be better for that. they do have an ATP app though

I am now sitting on:
1. $51k in a savings account earning 4.65%
2. $51k in another savings account earning 4.5%
3. $33k in JPST earning 5.5%
4. $30k in my brokerage cash position earning 4.9%
idk what to do with it all

>>57859335
kek retard pfof keeps the music going

>>57859219
Bro you have to be that coomler tripfag, you are just as bad as a trader as he is

>>57859401
Active trading is difficult for me because I work most of the day. So I just throw what change I can into index funds and maybe a stock or two. I dont have the time or cash to do much else.

I got a comfy 500 shares of $SOUN. The $20 minimum wage is fast approaching. Do you really think fast food restaurants are going to pay employees $20 an hour? No- they're going to turn to AI and automation.

>>57859408
Sell 1, 2 and 4 and buy monthly t-bills

>>57859408
I guess just keep waiting if you aren't buying equities. Please don't tell me you're waiting for "the big one".

>>57859433
Fuck you, I didn't really trade today, but my stocks obviously went down around 1.7%. Why are you so obsessed with this coomler fag and what did he even post?

>>57859445
Well I can't clear out the 1st one because having $50k+ in that bank gets me special privileges. The others are just inertia.
Also... idk how to buy t-bills...? Is there an ETF?
>>57859446
I have $68k invested in equities right now, sitting on $25k in gains
I just don't know what else to do right now

>>57859095
I didnt do an all in. I just bought some puts at open and flipped to calls before close. It was just 1 day trade Mr glowie fed its nigger

>>57859408
we're getting to the point in the markets where I recommend writing covered puts

how the fuck did i miss an entire thread while out on lunch? see you shitheads in the next one.

>>57859498
*IRS

>>57859513
I recommend writing naked puts, free money is free money.

im gonna sell some puts on SOXL and no one can stop me
>limit sell cuz not a bitch

>>57859322
your reddit obsession has not gone unnoticed faggot

>>57859082
Based rememberer!

>>57859489
Just throw a few grand in diagonal reverse ratio back spreads and mix in a few target range bullish butterflies for tomorrow at half the dump of today for insurance and you have a 70% chance (conservatively) to get a 2 or 3x tomorrow

>>57859104
If npcs could just not spend for a small time sars

>>57859573
>>57859573
>>57859573

How are you feeling $SOUN bros?

>>57859564
I have no idea what half of those things mean nor how to do any of them
Also when I touch options I fuck up like 9 out of 10 times

>>57859489
You can either pay a fee and buy an etf, or just buy them yourself from treasury direct. If you buy them yourself, you will have to hold them till the end, but monthly is at 5.3%, with no state taxes. 2 months are at 5.5%.
These rates are all annualized of course

>>57859613
he is just spewing shit to sound cool. does it make sense? sort of, ambiguous at best.

>>57859162
There are only three types of candles. That is your first clue. The rest is up to you. You could google that and pull the thread of this sweater but you won’t will you ?

>>57859613
Yea well yea probably just stick to what you know to be safe then

>>57859626
How would the ETF work? If I buy the ETF tomorrow and in two weeks Jeromes lowers rates, would the ETF go up in value?

>>57859383
Then dont market buy, are you fucking retarded?

>>57859498
Based.

>>57859489
>Also... idk how to buy t-bills...? Is there an ETF?
Someone suggest that rugpull ETF

>>57859604
I put $10k in last monday morning and then sold after earnings. Made profit. I kept $1k in as a long term hold in case it actually sticks around. May invest again before the next earnings for shits and giggles. But fundementally I do not trust this company to ever male a profit.

>>57859685
I buy them from treasury direct, so I don't know.
Probably.

>>57859452
Nothing, your posts are just eerily similar to his and your trades are just as bad. Plus you are a new tripfag and I know /smg/ only has like a handful of people that post on here regularly.

Jesus fucking christ market watch just showed me NVDA down 16% for a brief second.

>>57858884
Bought the small AMD dip and ended green on it. However lost 13 total usd across all accounts so I'm roping.

>>57858842
Why is the green killing him? Isn't green >>57858847
supposed to be good?

>>57858884
-0.59%
Coulda been worse!

$SOUN bros how you feeling?

>>57858884
AIDS and fail