/biz/ - Business & Finance

BASED

it's over isn't it, it was a triple top after all

>>57851099
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Back to retest 15k now
Double Sticky kek

WHICH STICKY DO I POST IN

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>OOOOOOOO
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>OOOOOOOO
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>OOOOOOOO
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>OOOOOOOO
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>OOOOOOOO
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>OOOOOOOO

>>57851099
THE ATH WAS A BULL TRAP

>>57851099
JESUS CHRIST I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED OMG OMG OMG

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

Get your anus ready! I left the Vaseline at home, this one's gonna be rough

AHHHHHHHHHH SELL ALL YOUR CORN TO (((THEM))) ITS OVER

Sorry butts it's SOLs turn

>>57851099

Pack up boys were ngmi

WHy DID I BUY NIGGERLINK AHHHHH NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER I'M A NIGGER

KEK

ATH won't be until 5pm or so

>>57851188
I tried to tell you guys to buy yesterday but there is still time

rejected
:(((
:(((
:(((

>>57851210
What did he say to her

>>57851256
im holding linu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

>>57851099
UHUHUHU

>>57851099
FUCKING FUCK

>>57851099
ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME ALL-TIME
>HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH
HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M CUMMING, I'M SWAPPING MY $SUPER, KEEP THE FUEL FAGGOTS

>>57851210
>Thunder thighs.
Followed by..
>I want wrapped around my face.

IMAGINE GETTING REJECTED AT LITERAL ATH FUFUUUUAUAARRKRKKKRKRKRKKK

i sold, officially im one of the guys who will miss out on the bull run, sad but atleast i made some money

12k is programmed. Capo out.

>>57851389
See you at 100k

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me because my retarded ass shorted

>>57851305
The /biz/ AAAAAAAA meme is not the same as the reddit one. Idiot.

>>57851422
yeah ill be one of the incredibly furious sad posters, last time i held all the way down couldnt do that again or wife would khs

>>57851461
You didn't short anon.
You hedged. You can be proud of yourself.
Hedgefunds do this all the time and you're succesfull because the price went up.
Ever thought about opening a hedgefund?

>>57851099
Thank god we hack pink/green wojak instead of the gay ass mumu vs bobo newfaggotry

Is this the chain-stink sticky?

In the vast digital sea where cryptos roam,
Whales dance with cunning, making profits their home.
Riding waves of all-time highs, a tale they weave,
Luring in the hopeful who dare to believe.
With whispers of riches and promises grand,
They cast their nets wide over the digital land.
The greater fool theory, a game they play,
Leaving small players lost in their sway.
As prices surge and emotions run high,
Whales orchestrate moves with a watchful eye.
Their profits secured, they swim away free,
Leaving others adrift in a turbulent sea.
So heed this warning, oh players so small,
In the crypto world, beware of the whale's call.
For in the narrative of all-time highs they thrive,
Leaving behind those who dared to survive.

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>>57851523
Can literally tell from the first few words this was done with chat GPT

what's going on?
massive dump just started?
create a damage report thread now!

>friend posts about buying
>the millisecond he does the DOOMP starts

I don't get it, nothing is happening...

it's over
i lost everything

CANT IT JUST CRAB UNTIL HALVING

>2 Stickies
What in the goddamn

we got too cocky bullbros…

IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER

>>57851305
>posts a r*ddit pic
Fuck off back to plebbit, catposting normalfaggot.
> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm
> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

HOLY SHIT ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER

OOOOO N-


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Beartrap

Chill the fuck out. You people are WEAK.

After 2021 I learned to operate as a cold, bullish robot and it has rewarded me well through the dips. This shit doesn't phase me in the SLIGHTEST because I'm not an emotional woman about my magic internet beans.

>>57851099

MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

PLEASE FORGIVE MY INVESTMENTS

YOUTUBE DOWN
META DOWN
INSTA DOWN
FACEBOOK DOWN
MESSENGER DOWN
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It's gonna be OK frens

it's not even dumping

>>57851099
IT'S OVER
BUTTCORN IS FINISHED

I just pissed myself

Kek

IT ALLLL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOWN

HOOOOOOLYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Lol, halving is not even there yet, stop panicking you retards

>>57852081
AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57852081
he is referring to the part where your portfolio is cut in half as your money vanishes by the way

>>57851628
>loses money when BTC hits ATH
How? What? Like, how?

MINISTER YOU SATOSHI!
MINISTER YOU SATOSHI!

>>57851523
You didn't type this you dumb brown faggot barbarian.

>BTC dumping
>link holding $20
who's laughing now?

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>small pullback after testing ATH
Why the two stickies? Is it just the janny being a faggot as usual or what? Nothing is happening

>>57852210
Ah, you were at my side all along. My true mentor. My guiding moonlight.

>>57852299
it's called fun you dumb nig

>>57852299
>small
It's over brother. Sell before we go back to 20k overnight

>>57852299
Have some fun anon.

>>57851099

IT'S TANKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT WILL NEVER SURPASS ATH AGAIN

Ok its fucking over

All of you are weak

Guys, Bitcoin just flew over my house!

>>57851099
So that's it after 2 years the new all time high was $350 more than last time.

WTF absolute bullshit. Crypto is a matured market and the value of BTC is $66000 give or take.

I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE

its over bros...
back to $16k

I just lost my house, my life savings, my car, my wife, and my first born child. This is so over bros, we'll never ever gonna make it, BTC won't ever recover from this fatal blow it's time to move to the Himalayas and start a new life under a new identity, embracing immaterial spiritualism and never look back at candles

ITS GOING DOWN!
ALTS ARE STARTING TO MELT!
STX FRONT-RUNNING THE DUMP!

Bitfuck is going to zero.

>wiping out the 50x leverage retards who thought they were going to get a god candle after breaking ATH
kek, just dipped below 66K. About time to open a real long now that these tards are cleared out

It's crashing now

noNONONO STOP STOP STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED

>>57852493
Kek, you're going to get annihilated. This is just the first of many waves of institutions dumping their shit from the previous bullrun. All they want is to recover their losses.

>>57851099
Those are stop orders you fuckin retards

>>57852529
>institutions were the bagholders last time
Lol, lmao even

>sub 65K
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57851099
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57852529
It's not very hard to comprehend. The previous ATH was such an obvious top with huge sell orders waiting to trigger. Now the question is, how deep will it dip ? I have no idea.

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Who is AAAAAing here?

There goes my savings

>>57852653
>nw8

REJECTED

Figures there would be a major cyber attack just when it feels like I'm going to make it.

Predicted it yday, the top is in

>>57852677
My hairline after 2 more cycles of LGD 4033

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i should not have looked at the prices

YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF ME SO SOON ANON?

>>57852655
personally i am AAAAAAAAAAing but idk about the rest of these guys

Confront some brutal facts. BTC is easily going to drop 50% from here. Does that make you uncomfortable? That's because you know it is true.

>>57851099
NOOOOOOOO ITS NOT FUNNY NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS FUCKING OVER

Are the sideliners finally getting their chance to join the ride?

>>57851099
Stop being such pussies with every little dip.

>Buy high, sell low
Unironically the trading strategy of most of you on here.

>>57851099
I sold btc at 61.8 so I’m ready for the 15k again>>57851152

sold the top this time, this is what euphoria feels like brothers

65k rejected

>stickied
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I'm screaming and crying right now this is not fun

NO SNEEDBACK
NO SNEEDBACK
NO SNEEDBACK
NO SNEEDBACK
NO SNEEDBACK
NO SNEEDBACK

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UNDER 65k THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

bought the top this time, this is what euphoria feels like brothers

>>57852791
Same, can't believe my luck

As long as it stays above $65,000 (it will) there is no crash, small correction at best.
>t. hoping for a crash

HOPR BROS….. WE’RE FUCKING LOSING. SOMEONE KISS ME AND TELL ME ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT IVE LOST $600 ON THIS STUPID FUCKING COIN

>>57851099
WE ARE GOING DOWN BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!! PREPARE TO RETEST 17.5K!!!!

OH RIVER TAKE ME OUUUUT TAKE ME AWAY RIVER
OH RIVER TAKE ME OUUUUUUUUT TAKE ME OUT TO THE UNKOWN
OUT TO THE UNKOWN
OH OH-OH
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH
OUT INTO THE OCEAN

And then it crashed. THREE dollars

>>57852746
>muh tulips
reminder that you could have bought bitcoin at any point in time and made money but u choose to pretend to be smart instead

>sold literal top wick of avax
>but for btc, very near its peak
Come on man, even when im winning im losing

Wheres the melancholic background music mods?
It's officially over.
Unstick the other ath thread as well.

10k is programmed

dip is already ending

>bobo euphoric over price levels not seen since yesterday
The golden bull begins.

Capo was right, 3.5K CME Gap will be filled soon

why are you panicking lol

RAINING BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
FROM A LACERATED SKYYYYYY

>>57852841
17.5k?? Drop the k, we are going back to 2010

IT'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>57852873
>>57852881
THE MUSIC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARTBUY1InuI

>SHITCOINS CRASH
>HOPES ON DASH
>PEOPLE FORGET

>>57852746
lol you wish.you will no longer have the opportunity to get in cheaply

>>57852915
>YT video ID code: ARTBUY1InuI
>BUY 1 Inu

>>57852860
I can call Bitcoin a gay waste of resources and still make money off of it

IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER

IT WAS OUR TURN

>>57851099
>-5%
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I used leverage and shorted and then longed pepe right at the bottom as well.

I just multiplied my portafolio by 4.

Pepe to all time highs now, same as 2 days ago when the dip happened.

>hasn't even gone down to 63k let alone 62k
Bullish

>>57853004
Top signal

lmao if you're not a swing trader who knows when to time baggie habits

Help I already signed the contract for the Rolex guys… I didn’t cash out yet

>>57853013
To buy

DIAMOND HANDS LADS, DIAMOND HANDS. THE TENDIEMAN COMES FOR US!

>bought at 69k
HOLY FUCK IM TRAPPED FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS

>>57853047
>top signal to buy

IM IN THE THREAD

It's over, I made a payroll loan to buy crypto and now it's fucking over

>>57851099
Posting on epic bread

>>57853059
You died for our bags

>>57852903
Erm wrong guitarist

>>57853049
>diamond hands
>ID: GoJ

>>57853059
It's okay bro when we reach 70k in 4 years you can doomp your bags and make a profit if you ignore gas fees and inflation

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i bought the top again.

REJECTED SINCE
DAY ONE
MY NAME IS
BASTARD SON
BLUE COLLAR
WAGIE MAN
I AM SICK AND
I'M TWISTED
I'M BROKE
AND YOU CAN'T FIX IT
DON'T MAKE ME
CAUSE I'LL DO IT
RED BLOOD AND WILL ALL GO
INTO THE RIVER BELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>57853111
Impressive. Very nice.

im not selling, i belive in 100k april

>>57853061
True you do look like that tbqthwyf

IT WAS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE
SELL SELL SELL

how are you coping with losses bros?
for me it's just opening all the windows in the house hoping that it gets cold enough that I'll freeze tonight and just die with my bags
at least I can die knowing that I burned some coins by taking them to my grave with me

DEPLOYING MORE CAPITAL. STEADY LADS

>>57852936
Imminent dump. It's an Imminent dump (get your puts on)

I KNOW
I KNOW THE MARKET'S DOWN
I'VE MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD
TRADE LIKE NO ONE ELSE

BUT NOW THROUGH ALL THE BUYS AND SELLS
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DEFECT
THE COINS I BOUGHT
MEAN LESS THAN ANYTHING

SO WITH SAVINGS TORN APART
I FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO
IS SELL IT ALL
AND LEAVE FOREVER
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD
MY LAMBO DREAMS HAVE LEFT MY HAND
I'LL NEVER BUY THE DIP
MY WORLD IS ENDIIIIIIIIIING

I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
'CAUSE NOW I CAN'T BUY LOW PRICE
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE SHITCOINS THAT YOU TRUST
I KNOW WE CAN'T FORGET THE PAST
YOU CAN'T GET OFF THE /BIZ/ RIDE
BECAUSE OF THAT, IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOOWN
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT JUST KEEPS DIPPING STRAIGHT DOWN, DIPPING STRAIGHT DOWN, DIPPING STRAIGHT DOOOOOOOWN

IN MY HEART OF HEARTS
I KNOW MY COINS WILL NEVER RISE AGAIN
I'VE LOST EEEEEEEEVERYTHING
EEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME
CRASHES IN THIS WORLD

I tried to warn you but you didn't listen. ATH before halving = narrative frontrunned = dump incoming

>>57851099
LET'S GO INTO THE CUP AND HANDLE MELATONIN JOGGERS

>>57853188
>COOM SISTER TODD

>>57853188
>I'LL NEVER BUY THE DIP
This is why ypu never win

Why don't you just start a business? On each of the 3 peaks I've been on biz and every time it's the same thing.

HOLD. IT'S NOT A LOSS UNLESS YOU SELL BELOW. HOLD.

Hey reasonable anons, what's going on in here

>>57853243
I Just Invested All Of My Company's Assets And Loans Into BitCoin At 69K

>>57853269
>people fell for this in 2021
>they will fall for in today too

>>57853269
Didn't even fill my last safety order on a retarded overleveraged ETH bot (still feels bad lol)

>>57853297
Brainlets panic selling just before the halving because of a 4k dip.

imagine being in the red because of a dip to 65k
jesus christ

>network error occurred
>network error occurred
>network error occurred
>network error occurred

It was really a triple top huh?

Fuck this. Fuck anyone reading this

is this the rehearsal to the max pain scenario? we're not even down 10%
the wojak index hasn't even moved

>>57853342
>he fell for the halving meme

>>57851099
Getting scared yet? Are you happy with your greed? Embarrassed by your gambling habit?

AS I GET CLOSER, MY DREAMS GET FARTHER
I CLIMB THAT CHARTER, BUT YOU KICK IT OVER
HUNGRY FOR DOLLARS, YOU GIVE ME CENTS
WHEN I BUY YOUR MEDICINE IT JUST MAKES ME SICKER

I DUG A HOLE SO DEEP
I'M GONNA DOWN IN MY OWN MISTAKES
CAN'T EVEN SELL MY SOUL
CAUSE IT AINT WORTH NOTHING TO THEM

FUCK ANYONE SELLING FUCK YOU

Why are we crashing??

>>57853396
We got scammed. This was onviously planned.

>>57853342
>halving
>mattering in a post ETF world
this time is different boomer

>>57853376
>i bet you're mad about making a ton of money and then losing a little bit of it you should just get a safe roi of 1% per year like me
nah i'm ok

>immediately megadumps the moment it hits all time high
clown market

>>57853297
Cyberpandemic

>>57853297
nocoiners and sidelined retards pretending they bought above 65k

I hope it keeps dumping so I can buy

>>57853210
Lol is that real? Don't feel like checking

>>57853446
Best thing to do is buy in to inverse ETFs. You will be a millionaire by 2026 with just a hundred shares of SQQQ.

>>57853396
>>57853445
It might have to do with picrel and the following.

Already back in 2021 /biz/ "predicted" that in the next bullrun (this one) there might not be a new ATH. Because we recognized that each bullrun BTC multiplies less from the bottom, that each bullrun is weaker than the previous one.

Back then when the top was reached, lots of newfags thought it would continue up above 100k or even hit 250k in that year (2021) and some were disappointed BTC hadn't multiplied as much as previous runs. Some even used that fact as an argument to support bullish narratives, like: "BTC hasn't even done a [insert number] X yet, so the bullrun isn't over!" -- they were told by wiser anons and oldfags that it was to be expected, as each bullrun is weaker than the previous. But most of them flat-out refused to listen and just got extremely angry when hearing that.

See picrel and the following posts:
>>57757295
>>57757307
>>57758223
>>57758685
>>57761301
Picrel is from just after the April 2021 top of near 65k. We used that pic back then to project forwards in time how strong the next bullrun would be (the one we're in now, or just had). It was a very long term projection since the bear market had just started back then (or so we thought, as it crashed to around 30k and then pumped to 69k which became the true top). But even so, and despite us back then using math based on 65k instead of 69k, we still """predicted""" (more like projected/forecasted) that BTC wouldn't reach a new ATH in the next bullrun (this one). And when adjusting the math so one bases it on the 69k top, the results remain almost the same; still no new ATH. Of course if it would pump to 70k or a few thousand above that, that would still be pretty close to the established math (established by Bitcoin itself, by it's price action, through how the global market traded Bitcoin).

Hahaha, SOL for life!

>>57853483
Pic related. This is some of the earliest posts with that pic.

>>57853483
it makes sense, where do people expect the multiple trillions of dollars it would take to have BTC do another 3x?

>>57853457
What do you think

Congratulations to those who sold or shorted the top. Remember to not push your luck too far and you're going to make it.

>>57853396
ETF pump n dump

>>57853543
>bugposting

>>57853483
stop spamming faggot

>ICP pumps
>BTC dumps
Pissbros, we finally did it. we flipped Link as the cursed token

What are wages going to when they see this on their lunch break?

>>57853588
yum

3k gap here we come

>>57851099
I think this thread won for now

I'm not seeing a problem.
I think someone is getting a little overexcited with the doom and gloom.

ATH tonight

longs wiped
now its up only

>>57853315
i held my bags from 2021 and in 2022 when everything was at the absolute bottom thats when I bought and since then ive waited patiently and today I couldnt bear being a bag holder another cycle so I took my profits and fucked off, did some drugs and bought some mickey Ds breakfast

>>57853684
Lmao 52m shorts rekt, how the fk. Must be 200x at the bottom of dips

>>57853210
tats like this or on the ass completely ruin the sexual experience, you wanna stare at a woman's pretty blank skin not some shitty art that some dude needled onto her body, i hate piercings too got my gf to remove her septum piercing cause it made me barf

>>57851099
God damn it

>>57853601
>t. longed at 69k

>>57853724
Most of those were on the way up to breaking the ATH

>>57853688
I fully expected the market to shake out the retail bagholders from the previous cycle
Do you expect that you will buy back in later?

Is this the golden bearrun?

>>57853684
This. It crashed because a bunch of people were piling in with 100x leveraged longs right under $69k.

>>57851099
it's over

>>57851156
Lmao yalll are hating because you refused to buy the dip, anon fucking buy the dip

>>57853519
yeah thats what makes my eyes roll when people say BTC to 100k, its like the equivalent of printing massive amounts of money

FLASH SALE
TIME TO BUY

>>57853825
>>57853519
it's ok to just admit you have no idea how markets work. would save a lot of cringe midwit posting.

>>57853688
Why would you sell everything ? If you bought again at 16k you should have enough profit to hold about 1/4 of your bags.

When are you all buying back in lads? For me, it's 20k

why cant i have nice things?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOOPPPPPPPPP

>>57853870
Because you waste your money on nonsense like crypto, haha...

OH NOOOOOO

See you at $61k and if you don't sell, see you at $53k and $41k.

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Well that was fun! Hope you all enjoy your tasty gains! See you next year sub 10k

>>57853870
>two weeks of uninterrupted greed, delusion and euphoria
You had plenty of time to realize what's happening.

Sub-60k EOD?

ohohohohohohohoh

>>57853752
i dont have a big enough savings to warrant another big investment when im currently trying to move, that said if prices got as low as they did in 2022 (Eth at $900) id probably poor 80% of my net worth, im of the mindset that if you buy low enough that you cant lose cause it always goes back up but i also amuse myself with the notion of being a part of the final crash where near every krypto loses their value permanently

STOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP IT

>>57853898
>Well that was fun! Hope you all enjoy your tasty gains
I made 230% profit so I'm happy with my gains. I try not to get too greedy.

Wtf is going on

Are people really selling into this shit?

>>57853342
Let's face the facts, this whole run up was the pricing in of the halving and the market realized it ran up WAY too much and accidentally priced in the halving after this halving. There isn't any conspiracy here or mystery. The market just temporarily priced in too much. BTC's price will probably go to $40k and it will still have a premium priced into it at that level.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thanks for selling me your coins guys.

>>57853543
Salsa???

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>he didn't dump on the normies at all time high

NO REFUNDS

>>57853846
i barely know how markets work at all i just know buy low sell high, can you explain how BTC could reach something like 100k or higher when that would make the total value of all BTC insanely high

>>57853849
I dont have enough invested to put a lot of weight in saving 1/4 of my money, the amount I deal with is low enough that i always swing the entire amount

ogre

ok i have calmed down
time to do the only winning move
*slurp*

AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN
AND ALL THE FEARS YOU HOLD SO DEAAAAAR
WILL TURN WHISPERS IN YOUR EAR
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY MIGHT HURT YOUUU
AND YOU KNOW THAT IT MEANS SO MUCH
AND YOU DONT EVEN FEEL A THIIIIIIIIING

I AM FALLING I AM FADING
I HAVE LOST IT ALLLLLLL

HOLD THE LINE 64K SISTERS, 100X LONGS DEPLOYED

It's pumping

It's over...

>>57853935
Study liquidation and forced selling

>>57854025
YEAH I'M PUMPING NERVE GAZ DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Posting in pinned thred

>>57854004
>i barely know how markets work at all i just know buy low sell high, can you explain how BTC could reach something like 100k or higher when that would make the total value of all BTC insanely high
BTC isn't a box filled with money that you lock the money in when you buy. When you buy BTC, you're paying somebody else for it. That money continues to exist in the economy. As long as demand keeps up, the price continues to climb.

oh nooo
aaaa
bitcorn is jover
I'm bidone
anyway just bought more thanks for dipping

I BOUGHT THE TOP AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Don't let them trick you anon. It's gonna hit 100k by the end of March. Screenshot this

>>57854065
It's all I ever do. It's actually quite impressive.

DIE BOBO, DIE

We're never going below 64k again!

i'm HODL all the way to the top boys
we're all gonna make it

>>57854063
ZOOM IN

2 hours of being stickied and still below 300 posts
/biz/ is DEAD

>>57854065
I will never understand how people like you exist. So you see something, anything, go up 50% in a month and your first thought is to buy?

2 YEARS OF HODLING
LOST EVERYTHING
BIG MONIES
WHERE BIG MONIES?!

mdfking jasmy dumping and i just put my gf savings in it

>>57854119
FOMO is a ruthless mistress

>>57854119
green means go

>>57854012
>Lain

It's recovering... I panic sold and it's recovering...

FUCK YOU BITCOIN SLOW PIECE OF SHIT TRANSACTION PREVENTED ME FROM SELLING

>>57851099
I WAS SLEEPING WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO BURGERS????@! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57854140
sex with

good job, burgers

>>57854141
>it's literally recovering
lmaoo

20x long at the bottom is in

If this gets trips it will reach ath today . If it gets quads im selling

>>57854174
just added first short with 50M capital, will be adding all the way to 3K

I will break the ATH tomorrow

>>57854141
>I have to SELLLLL THE DIPPPP
kek, gets me every time

>he sold

>>57851667
>Not aware 4chan has always been a cat website
>Not aware reddit shamelessly steals 4chan content
how new are you?

>>57854061
if Bitcoin reached 100k per bitcoin that would mean the total value of all bitcoin would be 2 trillion which would be like 1/6th of all the money in the world, its feasible but there has to be a cap

>>57854141
reminder this manga is still going
https://mangadex.org/title/8a769c56-f105-47da-9e70-9f7bafe1fd3b/fx-senshi-kurumi-chan

it's an absolute gem

/GME/ will win. BTC to $0, GME to $69,000

>mods stick an AAAA thread hours in advance
well done janny.

>

>>57854119
it really is fascinating, the prices crab at low values for years and all these normie tards think "oh this is worthless the price just stagnates" but then eventually it finally does rise in the bull markets and then they think thats the time to invest because the value will change quickly, im guessing most of them cant throw their money into a place they cant touch it for a long time

>>57854300
lol there's quadrillions in the world retard

>>57854300
>that would mean the total value of all bitcoin would be 2 trillion which would be like 1/6th of all the money in the world
the derivatives market is worth $4 quadrillion if not several times that
the number of dollars in the world doesn't matter

>sell btc
>go to bed
>wake up to this

we got a moral ATH bobo, doesn't matter if we close below it and dump. IT STILL COUNTS

>>57854119
I DCA regardless of price, but I bought an extra .01 in excitement

>>57854348
>im guessing most of them cant throw their money into a place they cant touch it for a long time
paycheck to paycheck

>>57854211
BUT WHAT DOES IT DO IF YOU GET DOUBLES OH GOD

For me it's yummy dippies!

>>57853823
Anon you mean buy some QANX

>>57854374
me too but i have a savings that mostly stagnates

>>57854387
What are you buying on this dip anon?

I buyed at 41k, 42k, 44k and 62k. thoughts?

coinbase euro pairs are getting nuked right now
dumping 10% bellow USD pairs
WTF is going on ?

Kek why are people panicking, it’ll break ATH

These dumps are so fucking retarded

Why am I in crypto?

w-we are right before that huge climb right bros?
we're not going back to the bottom right???

I longed and lost everything..
off to rope see you in the next life

>>57854480
100K by april, trust the plan
- B

>>57854500
It's over.

>>57854526
>- B

Healthy correction
Not selling
Ath soon
Just makes the bullrun better to have a correction like this rather than blowing our powder too early

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M BURNING UP FUCKING HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I boughted more. Bullish

When is it a good time to buy BTC?

>>57854584
You missed out an hour ago

>>57854584
in two weeks

he didn't sell the top, again

>>57854535
i like your gif
thinking about going out for a ride soon and crashing into a tree or something

>>57851099
What the fuck is happening? Why is the price going down????

>>57851523
It was a typical day on the Bitcoin market. Investors and traders were closely monitoring the value of the cryptocurrency, eager to buy low and sell high. But little did they know, disaster was about to strike.

As the day went on, rumors began to circulate about a major hack at a popular Bitcoin exchange. The exchange had reportedly been breached, and a large number of Bitcoin had been stolen.

Panic immediately set in as investors and traders rushed to sell off their Bitcoin. The value of the cryptocurrency plummeted as more and more people tried to get rid of their assets.

The chaos on the market continued for days as the full extent of the hack became clear. It turned out that the hackers had stolen a significant portion of the exchange's Bitcoin, causing a major loss for investors.

The Bitcoin market was in turmoil. Many people had lost a significant amount of money, and trust in the cryptocurrency had been shaken. It was a difficult time for those involved in the market, and it would take a long time for things to return to normal.

As the dust settled, people began to rebuild and recover from the disaster. The market slowly regained its footing, and Bitcoin once again became a viable investment. But the incident served as a harsh reminder of the risks involved in the cryptocurrency world, and investors were more cautious than ever before.

Get out there and buy the dip, NOW
I'll beg if you want me to, I did not buy the top, I did NOT

>>57854654
Some benchod redeemed

>>57851099
SELL SELL SELL
POST HALVENING SELL OFF BUT EARLY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57854654
thanks for playing

Wallah.
Hope y'all slurped cuz we are NEVER going below 65k again

>>57854710
Famous last words

this dip right before ath looks tasty

>>57852787
already pumping up past 65k again u fucking retard. have fun fomoing in.

In retrospect, the top was obvious given the dogcoin pumps

It's just longs getting shlongd', the ath sell wall will break soon enough

>>57852726
>muh top is in bro!
enjoy the FOMO when we take off again

>retards sold their btc to merchants from the price of previous ath

TOPKEK, you'll regret in a month, screencap this.

>bag holders in full cope mode
Delicious

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*ends your fake rally*

Holy shit bros we're so back

This isn't a crash. At some point, this cycle or the next or maybe even the one after that, the retard money will run out and people will begin to realize what anyone with at least two brain cells has known for years, that the whole crypto market in a ponzi scheme. That, my friends, that will be a crash the likes of which no one has ever seen. Hundreds will hang themselves every day, and they will deserve it for being stupid and greedy.

flash crash please save us SEC please save us wall street

Lol, lmao even.

>>57853938
Banks in Germany started shilling BTC at 35K, niggaz

Aahaha

It's a crash by x cryptofluencers, they told their communities to sell from the ath, good news wall street is buying, in a week it'll breach ath and you retards will miss the train. you had 2 years, and you've sold it from the previous ath like a retard, because you didn't sold at the previous rally. it's $100k at least in a month, see you there.

>>57855052
I didn't see a single influencer tell their audience to sell the ath and I watched many this weekend.

>>57855105
let him cope in peace man we all need a huff of that high quality shit right now

so how far do you reckon it'll dip?
honest question anons

>>57855105
then you are following shitty ones, good ones told their communities to sell from the ath

>>57855125
wrong thread to ask that question go to the slurping thread

>>57854812
LOL

IT SET A NEW ATH AND THEN IMMIDATELY BROKE THE PREVIOUS ATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57855125
ZERO, AND IT'S STAYING THERE

I BOUGHT THE FUCKING TOP AGAIN

bros im getting scared.....

Is there any anon enough kind to bless me with 1k$? Though I don't hope for anything but,
btc: bc1q0f8mxt4ppl7g697c2had4ak7u33xkx7hjhyk04

Appreciated :' )

>>57855338
kys pajeet

>>57854584
2022

>>57855338
Fuck off jeet

Coinbase is kill
It's over

>>57852140
> number goes up by 10000 %
> we're all going to make it
> number goes down by 1 %
> it's over

it's a meme my dude

WE'RE GOING
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

>>57855401
Faggot not even a 10000% could finance the demand for mountain dew and Thai ladyboys in this mongolian basket weaving forum, this is my livelihood we are talking about

>>57855401
99% of the people on this board are bagholders who bought in at 65k 3 years ago and who didn't sell at 69k yesterday because they thought it would go to a 100k, and now it's tumbling back down to 30k, LOL.

>>57855338
based low inhib poojeet

>5% correction after 150% up from last 6 months
>these reactions
lmao you guys are beyond saving

>>57855515
Everyone here bought in this week, this board was dead as fuck last year.

>>57851099
>>57851150
OH SHIT IM DUMPING IT

TRIPLE TOP, POP, ITS DONE
247 trading dumping through your folio
How I shorted the top never stopped you lost control
Dumping in a blaze of fire, candle through my bones
OH SHIT IM DUMPING IT

Out of the green, ending the pump
Bobo coming through like fuck did I hear a swan
Man I don't know but it made you so depleted
Shorts creeping up without showing you jack
Sudden pumps from below, you think you got the moon
You're riding that green until I sell too soon
You're coming back slurping that dip
Save your money wagie, I'm downsizing your shift

OH SHIT IM DUMPING IT
Hell yeah fuck yeah I feel like bogging him
Alright that's tight, what it's like to profit this

Bear market shot down your chart like a hellish flame
Choke on the wreckage exhale your acceptance
Permabulls are so fucking weird
Trying to lighten the mood over here
But they can't cause the wall's way too sheer
My red candle melting zeros so hard you call me a seer

Lower highs and lower lows
Fuck what you thought thought summer meant
This bubble popping I slammed my dick in it
Sell while you can or bleed like the damned
Ain't a chart zoomed out enough to catch this
Knife straight to zero, no more heroes
Satoshi is dead and you swim in red

TAKING BULLTARDS DOWN
ALL I SEE ARE CANDLES
FOMOBRAINS TRYING TO GET A HANDLE
STUDY THE CHARTS THIS IS THE MEGABART

OH SHIT IM DUMPING IT
Hell yeah fuck yeah I feel like bogging him
Alright that's tight, what it's like to profit this

>>57855559
in that case, top kek

>>57855125
maybe 62k? then people with longer-term eyes look at the chart and see the Big Slurp Opportunity (BSO) and we schwoom

>>57855566
Lunar eclipse analysis? Bull.
Shit. Bitch it's 10AM and I'm phasing it
Out. Time to buy, you want to die?
See your life flash in this crash
I'm loading up all in cash I mash
Sell I bash that market cap
Watch this leverage thrash
You should have stayed away from this scene
Not your day too late to pray for green
Screens redraw the lines new all time high was just a dream

Wake and bake now it hits
Years of pay poured into shit
Coins those heavy bags
Damn you thought that was a bull flag
Wave it white dumping past your strike
Priced in you allege you're out of cash
Flow only scraps left to dredge
Up that bump? You made your call
Out of your mind, out of time too
Go back to school you motley fool

LESSON 1, TRADING TIPS
START WITH THE ALPHA BET
WHAT YOU BOUGHT AINT NO DIP
THE 1 YEAR CHART, A SCAM WICK
YOU THOUGHT YOU BOUGHT THE DIP

OH SHIT IM DUMPING IT

>>57855338
what's funny is that he is not even asking for 20 bucks or even 100 bucks or something
he is going right for the fucking 1K begging

>>57855726
Hes taking into account the inflation rates in his village

>>57855338
I gotchu anon

We are still up ~3% from 3 days ago. If you lost money on btc this year, you are actually retarded.

I'd like to just remind everyone that i was here for hours last night warning you people that the market was going to hard correct for weeks before the half and nobody believed me, just like nobody here believed me in 2021 when there were top signals galore for days leading up to the crash
You only have yourselves to blame, and i will gladly slurp your bags when btc recorrects down to 30k in the coming weeks

SUB 64K here we come

>>57855879
30k sounds a bit hopeful but I will be awaiting that tasty slurp

>>57855880
Aaand sold. Not riding another one all the way down :/

>>57855904
the only time im ever wrong is when im in the market, and im not in the market
do with that what you will fellow slurpGOD

You guys do know It's going to go up again by the end of this month. You guys act like this is your first time.

>>57856032
>It's going to go up again by the end of this day.
Fixed at no cost to you

>>57853457
That's the tattoo of some dude called Frank Hassle

>>57856032
>>57856055
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING COPE
TRIPLE TOP AT 69K
4k HERE WE COME

ITS FUCKING OVER

>>57856055
Thanks! that's what I meant. But seriously, if you guys are selling you are a bunch of idiots

welp I'm out

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT

>>57855879
I'm getting increasingly nervous. I took out a 63k 401k loan to buy one Bitcoin last week. I planned to pay back the loan quickly as BTC reached 100k and beyond but I'm beginning to think I may have been overly optimistic. At least I'll be paying myself back. Not the worst type of loan to have

Just sold everything

>>57856290
please tell me you are baiting

>>57853358
goddammit
i'm fucked

>>57856290
>gambling with debt
>ever

>>57856290
>i took out a loan on my 401k to buy the top
u wot m8
never, ever rob peter to pay paul bro

>>57856210
Could've sold at 69k and bought back at 62.8k. Could've, should've. Pay your taxes, homochud.

>>57856346
No. But like I said, 401k loan is the best type of loan to have as you're just paying yourself back.

>>57856290
relax anon, it's guaranteed to go way up again. the only question is when. right now you only need to fight your patience.
ignore the red for now and drink some tea.

SE ACABO

>>57856290
thanks for playing