/biz/ - Business & Finance

Joe Biden is the best president we have ever had

NVDA 900 eod

Targetbros won.

I coulda been somebody.

Is applying for option trading on fidelity easy? Do they give it out readily or are they stuckups about it?

God Bless XOM

who tf slurps at 5AM

I warned you about the Weimar Cataclysm bro

I told you dog

>>57849377
I'm also wondering what the fuck is always going on at 4-5am. Literally always when I see some huge spike up or down, but usually down. Asian markets??

man id hate to be holding a bag of AAPL right now haha

>>57849377
your mom.

It's my wife's birthday today. Say something nice to her.

>>57849380
Nothing is happening though?

>>57849380
They just keep bailing them out

>>57849418
>snaps fingers
>points at crotch
>her: (eyes bulging, pussy insta-moist, jaw drops) gawk gawk gawk

>>57849350
You wouldn't lie to your broker, right anon?

EXPLAIN OPTIONS TRADING OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS A STOP LOSS LIMIT? WHAT THE FUCK IS A COVERED CALL? EXPLAIN IT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

>your parents didn't open a roth ira when you were born
>your first job was social companion

stay poor, faggots!

TGT beat
This is bullish for BIG

>>57849431
Buddy I hope you like red portfolios, because yours is going to be blood red today.

Intel is a 10 bagger

>using my target gains to finally get a proper bidet
My ass will be clean for days to come.

>>57849477
Of deez nuts, sure

>>57849333
I really need this to not happen today

If art slop Anon can figure out how to make the propeller beanie I'll be impressed

I don't care I'm buying more AAPL and TSLA today

>>57849546
>I don't care
Neither do I, so consider shutting the fuck up.

Bullish on war

When to short SMCI sers?

>>57849350
just go tasty anon. they have free courses with certificates that if you take they'll open it up once you learn the mechanics.
typically you'll need min 5k to start
but 20k is an ideal starter warchest.

>>57849601
after major market turn. its going to snp500 so i think thats very bullish

>>57849601
Unironically when it enters a downtrend. Don't short the bull market short the bear market.

Why is no one buying puts on Regional banks but me

SoFi goes ouchie

>gOlb

>>57849641
>buying
>puts

Tomorrow I turn 21 so I will finally be able to be allowed to trade options (IBKR).
fuck yeah niggers I am going to make so much money with writing cash covered puts and covered calls

APPL... Uh oh, stinky

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>>57849708
>Tomorrow I turn 21
My condolences.

So if PMI comes in at or above expectations, today will be green right? Good for the dollar, shows strength in the economy, which is fine now because the market has priced in less rate cuts for the year. Right?

>>57849469
nothin personal kiddo

>>57849708
I was also so full of hope at 21

>>57849469
>He doesn't understand options.

BIG to $200

>>57849418
She’s better than all of Holo EN >>57849417

>>57849773
>>57849749
niggers I already have a portfolio of 750K

Warren Buffett has dementia. It’s either that or he was always a talentless hack who simply benefited from 40 years of ZIRP

>>57849860
>trust fund babby
lol ok hope you get heemed double nigger

>>57849860
That is meaningless here

>>57849860
wow that's a lot of money you're about to lose because you're 21 and think you know how to trade options

>>57849446
N-never I swear
>>57849624
I'll take a look, thanks. Moneywise I can do that

>>57849860
Just put that shit in an index fund or something and let it ride.

>>57849469
covered call is like clipping coupons on your stonks.

who is ivy and why does she want to crush me?

Where my SOXSfulchads at?

>>57849930
what's your position?

>>57849708
This kid is gonna be broke by end of week

female natural gas bros, what are we expecting for today?

>>57849881
interest rates are not why GEICO, BNSF, and BHE are wildly profitable. they're not why coke is unassailable, they're not why see's candies, or that furniture place, or the diamond broker, or any of the other multi-bagger plays worked so great for berkshire.
warren has never once tried to hide the fact that charlie was the mastermind. as of 2023 even after his death charlie has helped warren achieve a total return of 4,384,748% which is a CAGR of 19.8% since 1965. if you have a charlie munger, it doesn't matter what the rates are -- also, you're off by about 20 years, lmao.
what precisely do you think your one-week chart shows? i cannot even decipher your point.

>>57849860
Im gonna help you out since youre new. Put it all in NYCB calls for may. Youll be a megamillionaire.

>I bought the AT&T going out of business dip

>>57849954
10x $3.5 calls for 4/5
Not much but enough to pray for a correction

What's happening in the world right now, anything going on

>>57849976
I’m gonna sell three calls today if we start to bounce. He can buy them from me.

>>57850002
nice you got 2 good shots at hitting it. good luck

>>57849860
How did you get 750k as a 20y old?

>>57849860
dude youre gonna lost all your money, dont trade options unless you have a super conservative strategy, still if i was that young with that much money id just let compound interest/dividends/capital growth snowball up and then retire at like 40

>>57850024
He sucked my dick

>>57850024
He certainly worked hard after giving a firm handshake to his employer.

>>57850038
And who are you his father?

>>57850016
gay Id

Supertard Tuesday today

>>57850024
Probably a trust fund baby.

>>57849469
>WHAT THE FUCK IS A STOP LOSS LIMIT?
Something you should not confuse with a hedge.

>>57850038
warren buffett in the house

>>57849918
my barometer for getting off papertrading was can I understand the full tasty morning show. maybe not necessarily in practice but at least I could describe all the principles.

>>57850024
my dad killed himself and on top of the inheritance, there was a big payout from life insurance and his pension

>>57849860
>I already have a portfolio of 750K
Retire to a cheap country and pull 5% per year. Taiwan is comfy af.

>>57850024
$1/dick

>>57850002
I pray for another day of double digits growth for BBAI, LLAP, and HIMS. Plus high single digit growth for INTC and CELH. God is good

>>57850068

GM is starting to look like a nice short.

>>57849350
Very easy, I created a new account with Fidelity on a Saturday and applied for options trading the same day and was instantly approved . Meanwhile I applied for options trading with E*TRADE on the same day, it took a full week for approval.

NVDA stock split when? WHEN JENSEN?!

>>57850068
>750k
>big

(((Priced in?)))

>>57850068
So do you know what an index is? mathematically.

I started with a small loan of $1m from my father.

>>57850068
I was right to say "my condolences".

I don’t think Buffett is even outperforming BOILnigger this year
lmfao

>>57850173
sir, airpods with cameras in them and you will buy them

>>57850081
>retire at 21
no I am still finishing my studies and I actually want to work, on my own terms of course

>>57850146
I already have most of my positions in index ETFs and treasuries, I just need some cash income because I don't want to withdraw money by selling

>>57850132
it is super tuesday after all. I only see the odds increasing.
https://www.tiktok.com/@cardinalandpine/video/7322886649589861675

>>57850068
I didn't think life insurance paid out in cases of suicide.

>>57850207
no, not stock wise. Mathematically.

>>57850218
Neither did I that's kind of weird now that you mention it.

Bobo rises today.

>>57850059
lmao@edit

>>57850132
>shat on Bitcoin in 2020
>bearish at the 2022 bottom
>bearish in 2016
>bearish on canadian real estate in 2012

stop listening to these retarded permabears

>>57850218
it's most likely a larp

>>57850218
I think you have to wait a year or two

>>57850218
Mine pays out no matter how I die

Yeah well, I am 28 without education or savings, beat that.

>>57850207
>treasuries
why

Also don't kid yourself. 750k is not gonna sustain you. 2 mil at least is required to retain tentative stability in current year.

>>57850271
Haha hey man I really, really like that image

>>57850270
>>57850271
Huh, just looked up my policy and yeah as long as you didn't lie about being diagnosed with a mental illness/committed and it's 2 years after your policy start date they do pay out for suicide.

someone kindly shill me the next amazon/nvidia/tesla that is currently trading at 50 cents, thanks

>>57850218
I'm european
>>57850221
I guess not

should have shorted with leverage

>>57850271
based frog poster, ty for your efforts

>>57849418
Happy birthday Lum!
Xoxoxo

>>57849307
Loading up on SMCI puts today.

>>57850303
>Get life insurance policy.
>Kill yourself.
>Profit.
I didn't know making it was that easy.

>>57850345
maybe i should do that, my kids mom just went to jail for child neglect and now i have the kids 365 and my career is basically in jeopardy

>>57849470
How would you do this? Unless your baby is a diaper model, they earn no income. It would be pretty based though if you could open an IRA for a newborn. Thus the Jews don’t allow it.

>>57850297
>>57850326
It ain't much but it's honest

>>57850294
Treasuries are at least good for capital preservation in USD terms. I don't think they're a bad idea for a 21 year old with 750k, lol.

>10 y yields falling stronger than 2y
It's inverting again, isn't it?

This better be good.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>57849708
> make so much money
Have a happy birthday fren. You will lose money. You will do something stupid. Don’t worry though, you are young enough to recover and will emerge smarter. I wish I could say otherwise but at least you will have a happy ending. Options are great but you must feel the pain first. Good luck fren. WAGMI

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57850429
Ok this is epic.

>>57850427
oof

its time to crash

>>57850429
Based

>>57850429
IT'S A :00 DAY LET'S FUCKING GGGOOO

Wtf was that?

>>57849307
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

it's just so fucking over
I lost everything

ez

>Bayer almost -7%
>DAX up
>RWE up 3% despite announcing +8% wage increases
????

>>57850429
Fucking Based
Lets fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>57850429

>last month of Q1
>about to get my stipend for being on the DEI committee
I’m literally a white racist. I just applied to keep them under control.

>>57850458
How is total return less than today's return?

S&P down.

Nasdaq down.

Commodities down.

Oil Down.

But Nvidia remains.

The chips must flow.

hello I am a billionaire at 18. my Nigerian uncle passed away and left me a huge inheritance and insurance. Sadly this money is tied up in the Nigerian bank and I am out of cash to pay for the transfer fee. If you would kindly send me $10k in bitcoin I can unlock the assets and I promise to send you $1 million!
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Buy or sell nvda? got 50k in it

>>57850457
Top signal if I've ever seen one

>>57850475
You are more racist than white? Why not a racist white?

>>57849469
Covered Call - You’re selling a discount coupon on stonks you own hoping the buyer won’t redeem
Cash Secured Pull - You’re selling an insurance policy on someone else’s stonks hoping they won’t redeem.

BLOOD IN THE STREETS

>>57850475
did you tell them you are a homosexual or was that implied?

>>57850475
Based subverter. Bullish on 5th gen warfare.

Sell sell sell reddit sell

ACMR - worth it to buy the dip?

>>57850092
Big deal. Rebar is designed to bend without breaking. It’s the whole point of rebar.

>>57850475
Jews do the same thing with nazi groups.

How and why are faggot market participant investors actually expecting the ECB to cut sooner than the Fed and MORE? I just don't get it.

>>57850481
Is he swimming in oil? Why?

>>57850536
he's swimming in gpu lubricant

>>57850536
he was poisoned

>>57850536
To be moisturized and in his lane, duh.

>gold

>>57850508
zoom out

this is the end, boys

It's crazy to me how unusable and unintuitive Fidelitys options trading is compared to robinhood. So much less information, so much slower to do anything. Barf

By the way, I just FOMOd into BBAI calls :)

is it time for set and forget anons?

it's over in 20mins?

Target calls sold.

Druk bros stay winnin

>5 smci $750p 3/8 acquired

TECH NIGGAS

This market is such horseshit, the DAX (EU in general too) is now following NVDA and not the S&P it seems. What kind of fuckin abomination of a market is this?

penis

>>57850589
good job anon.

Microsoft is down by almost 2% this month lmao
Think we topped out boys and we're entering a bear market now
It's over

Why does AAPL keep fucking up

>>57850571
I'm wondering if I should switch outta SCHD to something like vig

>>57850571
always has been

>>57850551
Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>57850442
>>57850447
>>57850449
>>57850463
>>57850468
we're so fucking back

just slurped a couple of etfs thanks for the dip bobos

So why is nvidia doing so well? Do you expect it to keep going up or will it crash hard at some point?

Could be worse

>>57850642
>AAPL
>>57850641
>>57850629
>>57850628
>>57850625
>>57850621
>>57850619
>>57850615
>>57850610
>>57850607
>>57850607
>>57850603
Good Morning.

>wake up
>-0.67% already
wtf

>>57850641
It's going to reach 1200 per share realistically

>>57850551
oy vey. brb going to go short some more paper gold to end this antisemitism.

>>57850590
Is Cocoa going out of business?

>>57850536
He is an OIL baron like me

>>57850659
Far too late for someone like me to get in on the fun then. I dont have much to invest and even buying one nvidia stock would be a big ask right now.

Mag 1 (one)

im heemed

>>57850693
>Netflix
Oh right this used to be a thing

Im already in the green from buying that NYCB dip yesterday. FUD faggots can go kill themselves. Its getting bailed out whether you like it or not. Rocker is the big short

HELP ME.................

>>57850690
>Far too late
story of my life

told you

>>57850713
>european commas where periods are supposed to be

Your fault for living in the wrong place

>>57850731
Fuck your commas, I need tesla to pump

>>57850651
If AAPL goes below $170 that's it. I'm going to rope. $5000 in long calls in November down the drain

>>57850492
DO NOT REDEEEEEEM SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING DO NOT REDEEEEEM

>>57850731
,,so much this"

>>57850755
Rope is ready?

SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE SHORT APPLE

>anon tells me to buy soxs
>no way fag
>+3.26%
I'm sorry anon.

>>57850680
Tightening volatility.
I predict XOM will crab then pop in one direction or another.
I also have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.

too much easy money has been made. it's time to pay what you owe.

How do I buy BBBY? I don't see it listed on any exchange, yet it has a general again.

>>57850589
Nice job, anon. Stay gaining.

>>57850746
>oi mate if tesla doesn’t pump by 5.003,73% I’ll never be able to pay my 2.040,32% VAT taxes

Europeans are completely deranged.

>>57850712
There is always intel!

>>57850755
Save your money. Shes goin.

DIE SPY

I’m currently bag holding 700 shares of FRCB. Is this enough to be able to crash out on John Rockers busted futon for a few months? It’s almost like we’re brothers now. As a bonus I would be able to fix the thing and even modify it to support his weight in the future.

Why is GM doing so well if Scotty Kilmer says nobody can sell cars?

Apple isn't going to announce any AI strategy till June lol

>>57850804
The fuck is your problem? go back to peep coin and fuck off

>>57850819
or avg down but I think aapl is 1980s GM.

>>57850713
https://youtu.be/ym46RPHqaSY?si=xxreGXB8UbbxLGZS&t=182

>>57850830
Much like housing, we do need cars.

>>57850317
its pretty simple.
it combines multiple factors into one singular descriptive number.

if you've ever had a teacher grade by points instead of out of 100 you've used an index.

say you can earn 600 points in a semester, exams are worth 100 points quizzes worth 50, assignments are worth 10 and a bonus point for perfect attendance.

all those individual things can be reduced to a simple letter grade.
thats an index

now indices don't have to start at 0.

The most useful index to you in your adult life is your credit score.
inb4 loljews
you have to be able to out jew the jews.

once you've mastered the mathematics of the credit score. you'll qualify for the capitalist fast track.
most small businesses in this country are $1M or less.
the SBA will loan any breather who can fill out a business plan a $500k loan, and $20M for the building.
you gotta put 10% down or take an expensive bridge loan but they're usually worth it.

The stock market is okay for raising and preserving capital for this thing, but its way better to be in business yourself.

Do you have entrepreneurial spirit?

Ok, Bobo, you get this one day to gloat after getting heemed nonstop over the last how many months.

LUNR looks sloorpable

>>57850838
>>57850755
Good Morning

>>57850844
Whats really funny is that I don’t know what you mean by “peep coin” so it just sounds like more indecipherable european nonsense.

>>57850819
AAPL is a technical buy today just because of mean reversion.

>>57850823
>$35 position
yes you'd fit in well with rocker

WHY THE FUCK IS BBAI CRABBING SO HARD BREAK THROUGH 4.7 FFS

>>57850849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3XAhI9kpYU

I can't slurp this pathetic dip. I need a real dip. A dump.

>>57850873
>June wwdc
>Timmy announces AI magic eraser tech
>Siri can now open a website url
>Stock tanks to $80

This is no longer podracing

>>57850889
I wouldn’t call this crabbing but you should definitely sell before earnings btw

>>57850944
You mean stock up 5%

Don't let these call niggers win Market makers

im averaging down on apple

That SMCI 1300c I piggishly bought yesterday doesn't look to good, Mr. Stark

Why others have gains x20 while other pray to god to at least have $100 profit daily or per week

>BTC in price discovery

>>57850887
>$35 position
That I paid $4392 for.

>>57850855
in awe

>>57850996
>SMCI
Suck
My
Cock
Idiot

CRASH AND BURN MORE TSLA

>>57851054
Wow rude

>US ISM Services Index Feb: 52.6 (est 53.0; prev 53.4)
- ISM Services Prices Paid Feb: 58.6 (est 62.0; prev 64.0)
- ISM Services Employment Feb: 48.0 (est 51.4; prev 50.5)
- ISM Services New Orders Feb: 56.1 (est 54.4; prev 55.0)

How can experts claim
>inflation is coming down
And at the same time EXPECT
>prices paid 62
???

ZS sissies...not like this...

I have 8.5 shares of NVDA, should I sell the one NVDA in my Roth to buy Intel?

>yield curve going from inverted to prolapsed

>>57851041
>That I paid $4392 for.
oh, sorry.

>>57849787
Yeah right

good job to anons who invested in TGT

>>57851018
you need money in the market to make money

>he's a NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER
Been busy doing some PROOFITABOOL SELLING and just NOOTICED when I finished that apparently "THE MARKETS" are RED.

>>57850795
I just pour money In regardless of price desu

>>57850996
For what date

Should I buy the dip?

Posted from my iGoggles

>>57851111
Yes the Nvdia bull run is over and it will start regressing to the mean. Assuming we don’t get a dotcom crash 2: the sequel, then INTC is currently hugely undervalued relative to NVDA and AMD. Go for growth. Move on. Also buy LLAP

>>57851153
It can probably only go up from here

>>57851111
dude, if you don't have enough to own a 100 share tranche. why are you owning stock? you're completely missing the point.

CC supposed to report earnings today after totally fucking up their accounting. I bought puts.

>>57851153
only if you make a FRC general and constantly talk about people making fun of you as shills

>>57851096
Weird, huh?

>>57851145
XOM is one of the things I did NOT sell >>57851138 but did sell IMO which is a wholly owned subsidiary of XOM up in GAYNADA.

>>57851146
Friday.

>>57851155
Checked, but I hold my other NVDA in my individual, so I'll keep those and see where they go. I'll then the one share and slurp this INTC dip though.

Oh god oh god reddit sell it's all over!!!

>SQQQ setting itself up for the biggest crash in the history of mankind.
Buy some shares now. You’ll be a fucking millionaire.

>>57851207
Lol.

Lmao, actually.

>>57851173
Your OCD is commendable, but I'm not made of money to buy 100 shares of every stock I like. An excellent goal to achieve though.

Pigs get slaughtered.

>>57851154
That’s gay and a half.

INTERST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
YOU TECH TROON CLOWNS

>>57851155
>He thinks THEY will allow NVDA to crash and regress now that the game has reached this stage
That would jeopardise the narrative too much anon

>LAAC under $5
Incredibly stupid not to buy IMO

>>57851155
>INTC is currently hugely undervalued relative to NVDA and AMD
NVDA is the most undervalued of them all. INTC's and AMD's insane PEs vs NVDA alright PE. NVDA shows insane growth and insane boost in AI revenue vs. INTC with fuckin negative y/y AI revenue.
NVDA still has ways to go

>>57851254
Yeah, I know. The FOMO is real and I bought the top.

STOP SELLING

>>57851289
>ALB down 14%

What the fuck is happening in lithium? China doomping their supply?

I have nothing to say

>>57851290
You are tripping balls

Me neither

>>57851312
AI is replacing EVs

>>57851206
Did you sell because of GAYNADA?

>>57851337
But I thought EVs are AI

>TLT

>>57851312
people realized that ev's are pozzed and actually are worse for the environment than gas powered cars. we need to get hydrogen power vehicles if we want to be truly "emission free"

Today
>SELL SELL SELL SELL
Tomorrow
>BUY BUY BUY BUY
why are stock market niggas like this

>>57851393
to get that bread.

I have repeatedly suggestes AVAV and no one has ever responded to me.
Also, I am sad that I only hold a small fraction of a BTC.

>>57851372
Return to monkey market soon I hope.

Hey guys how come everything except CEG is going down? Thanks

>>57851337
Apple cancelled the Apple car because they couldn't achieve level 5 autonomous self-driving AI....so that they can focus on AI

Who the fuck is selling and why???

>>57851262
its not OCD. you're in products too big for you.
stocks aren't smooth and continuous, they're discrete.
you're completely losing by not understanding inflection points.

I got denied for a Chase Checking Account...
Wtf, I really wanted that $300 bonus

>>57851428
Me too, what the fuck? But I got an offer from US Bank that will give me $500 free monies. I'll take it.

>>57851309
RAAAAAWR IM A DASTARDLY BOBO
I FEED ON TEARS… MORE TEARS MOREE TEARS

Help....

I sold out of SMCI for a pretty substantial loss, went from 3300 up yesterday to down about 2k overall on the trade. Oh well. What are we slurping to recoup this week?

Gooooooood morning tech trannies.

For answers to questions like "WHY IT GOING DOWN?" or "WHO SELLING?" please refer to my rant on Monday about this niggerlicious market and the nigger gains that you thought you made.

>>57851351
No, I just sold because I'll buy and sell IMO as a trade but I don't ever want to sell XOM so it's like having a piece of XOM that it's ok to sell when it's good and green. I just want to own as much XOM as possible. IMO is a gift from XOM because they know this but want us to be able to trade them too.

>>57851419

>>57851428
>>57851442
How do you get denied for a bank account?

>>57851419
No, the question is why all of you GOYIMNIGGERTARDS have been buying all of this overvalued gay faggot horseshit all this time.

bobo I kneel you were right the end is nigh I just sold my entire portfolio and closed on 100 acres in the Alaskan wilderness I’m moving off grid and arming myself before the roving gangs attack me in this soon to be apocalyptic wasteland.

>>57851153
ITS A NOTHINGBURGER. A FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER OKAY? STOP FUCKING ACTING LIKE ITS A SOMETHINGBURGER BECAUSE ITS A NOTHINGBURGER.

>>57851462
>>57851456
So you actually don't have a reason why today specifically anyone is smashing the sell button, got it

>>57851456
Screenshot and post I’m not digging through old threads

>>57851393
We need to crash the market to create a Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo before Bidenomics do it for us with his inflation and recession
I'm tracking all the US macroeconomic data with Truflation and only God knows what is coming for us

>>57851465
I got denied a brokerage account from chase. Theyre scared Ill make too much money and try to cash out.

>>57851465
No idea, they didn't give a reason. Maybe I mistyped my SSN or driver's license number... I'm gonna try again at SOFI

>tesla is finally going to 0

Thank the jesus

>>57851451
Just buy AMD. Apparently a PE of 380 means it can keep pumping +10% every day.
I would slurp MSFT though. That really is just a powerhouse, especially with Apple kind of fugging up right now

>>57851456
KEK
E
K

>>57851469

>>57851484
Your post is just text but somehow I can tell that you talk like a faggot

>>57851446
Highest Bobo portfolio ITT

REDDIT WERE BACK BUY BUY BUY

Kaeru Kaeru no Jutsu

>>57851521
>REDDIT
fuck off

Is Tesla going out of business?

>>57851421
So you're saying the only time I should own individual stock is if I can buy ONLY in tranches of 100, otherwise I should stick with etfs?

is this the 15% drawdown were all waiting for?
We're at peak prices, never been higher

>>57851511
Point to a specific reason why TODAY anyone is selling or get the fuck out of here

>>57851547
hopefully

>>57851547
Whens the last time you drove a tesla

>>57851571
correction

BLACK TUESDAY


BLACK TUESDAY


BLACK TUESDAY

>>57851484
You had 7 trillion reasons to sell.

>>57851590
Wow holy shit it's like every other time when the market shits for zero actual reason and the doomer faggots show back up

>>57851564
>15%
If only...

TWO
DAYS
OF
POWELL
TESTIMONY
STARTING
TOMORROW

Buy SOXL calls

>>57851619
He's gonna pump the markets again... that bastard. He knows exactly what he's doing

WHY IS IT DUMPING IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SNESE THIS MARKET IS STUPID NO NO NO NO I HATE THIS; WHY IS IT IT GOING DOWN

the dump has ended
the pumping shall now resume

>>57851571
SO MANY IGNANT ASS NIGGERS HERE
>>57851619

>>57851465
It comes with a $300 bonus, so maybe they want people who they know will switch to them? No idea. I was indeed planning on just getting the bonus and putting the minimum money required into it, so they did a good call

How are you fine people doing today?

>>57851619
powel isn't going to say anything new

>inflation still high
>we are not cutting

only delusional addicts think there will be any cuts this year

>>57851506
i pump to cute cat girls

I'm not fucking baking

>>57851634
Nah, he's feelin' a little VOLCKERY with the latest data and the out of control debt on all levels top to bottom.

may try to scalp up around 506.5x or so.


>>57851658
Fantastic as well. Awesome brother.

>>57851658
Whats the ticker nigger

Nothing can stop this rally in bonds!

>>57851639
>pumping
>nvidia has lost 1,37%
>pumping

don't care, didn't ask
buying the NVDA dip

Fuck I hope we get back to 4400 so I can buy more comfortably

>>57851645
>Filtered by Chase
>Filtered by me
Don't @ me I won't see it

>>57851690
$SPY

>>57851690
Spy obviously....

>>57851704
>>57851704
>>57851704
new
>>57851704
>>57851704
>>57851704
new

>>57851701
>*1,87%

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>>57851701
>>57851724
green by end of day

>>57851199
Explains why my FNGD IS FUCKING PUMPING RIGHT NOW WEEEEEEWW ON THE WAY TO $9000 A SHARE LETS GOOOOOOO

>>57851739
Suck me

>>57851515
Butthurt ahahahahaha my balls are so swollen right now

People are buying calls on SOFI today.

>>57851612
Why wouldn’t you take profits? this run up has been insane and way overbought all based on fuckin bitcoin mooning because everyone is expecting lower rates. Jerome is gonna cock block you and if you weren’t so euphoric you would have seen it a mile away