/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57826704
its shib 2.0 only better

>>57826704
that the jannies are deleting LINU threads again should tell you everything you need to know about this gem

green ID + 888 (moon) don't lie

>jannies


>>57827888
CHECKED and BASED and WAGMI HOMIES

>>57828480
>>57828485
Waiting for the 42,0000% jump.

>>57826704
why are jannies deleting all the linu threads?
Top 10 Cex soon

>>57826704
Lamo BUY LINU NOW FAGS

newfag here, how is jannies deleting LINU threads boolish for the token?

>creds - 105B sui stack

>>57828536
They’re trying to slurp before the top 10 cex join

>>57826704
300Billy here, what am I in for?

>>57828567
A new house on the beach of your choice soon

>>57828514
Seething fucking retards.
>Get fucked FUDjeets
>Get fucked Jannies
Homies getting rich, jeets and jannies staying poor.

WAGMI homies, our time has come

>>57826704
Guy said a T plus secures a mil or more in gains, what if I’m a degen and want to shib my way to 8 (figures)?

what’s the deal with any inu homies??
Why should someone buy linu over any inu? We’re trying to be this run’s doge right?

4 days until the redbubble store goes live
profits will be recycled into the dono wallet and you get sick merch
We are farther along than d0b0 was at this point.

>>57826704
Yes

>>57828626
2-3T for 8 figures

35 billion micro SUI stack here. Gonna cope that it'll be easier to hold this muffugga to higher Mcaps having less of it than some other /biz/ chads. I held LUNC for a year and half watching it rise and then SLOWLY bleed out. Holding has become as easy for me as breathing.

TLDR: Not selling till 20 Billion Mcap

>>57828653
>Why should someone buy linu over any inu?
The "admin" team responsible for getting all the CEX listings have kept every single promise.

It's literally just a group of anons trying to get us all to make it. They wanted it bad enough, now we're all future millionaires. Hopefully i can stop being a wagie poorfag this run.

>>57828653
Great wallet distribution
Great community
Great „devs“
Cute dog
Linu goes up

TOP 10 CEX

LFG HOMIES WERE ALL GONNA BE RICH!!!

I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN ANOTHER MORTGAGE ON MY HOUSE WTF I NEEDED MORE WARNING

>>57828711
I literally make it if we hit 20 bil

>>57828653
>+114.80% (24h)
>13.44M mc
Other CITEX listings in the pipeline.
Not saying gonna make it. But, hell, people working behind the scenes are really, really trying to make this shit work. That's the faith I've got. And the numbers.

>>57828711
Based 37b micro penis retard wagie checking in, gonna get a dick enhancement with my profits.

>>57828787
I make it if we hit 1b and I only have a suistack.
Dont worry, not dumping on the 1b achievement even though it wouldnt really matter at that point.

>>57826704
The three biz dogs have made me 6 figgies and alt season hasn't even started.
Feels good bros.
> wagmi

>>57828869
Based and Ron Jeremy-pilled.

what's the lowest stack i should hodl?
>t. poorfag

>>57828906
How does it say down 9% but number still go up?

Isn't this wonderful?
God is good.
We are being blessed right now. Amazing things are happening and our lives are transforming. We have escaped the wage cage.

>>57828872
The only sell signal would be a Binance & Robinhood listing.

But honestly, if it gets to the normie exchanges it might hit even higher and I'll regret selling.

>>57826704
HOKK is up 454 %as we speak on the daily. It will hit 10M marketcap by end of week or earlier.
This is practically free alpha

>>57829047
if it hits normie exchanges that's when you hold on for dear life

>>57829047
That's when you take your profits and hold some for a year until it moves again.

>>57829063
oh shit i held off on hokk and went all in in linu
not that i'm complaining...

Anyone shilled this to Elon?

Just boughted. now you can do your dirty deed and dump on me.

>>57829365
No but please do

New ATH!
AND FUCK THE PHAGGOT THAT RAN AWAY WITH THE 8K. Stupid mf couldve profit more in the short run alone, i would love to see his face right now

>>57829063
make your own thread weirdo

>>57829063
damn I was considering it yesterday too but when I paste the address into uniswap nothing comes up
when I search "Hokk" on the swap, only hokk finance shows up

>>57829605
Jannies nuked the HOKK threads, they afraid.

>>57828937
>>57829605
>>57829235
Just buy all three and enjoy the ride, retards.

>>57829646
>C40AF1E4fEcFA05Ce6BAb79DcD8B373d2E436c4E
Add a 0x at the front, that's the HOKK (classic) contract - or look it up on DEXScreener

>jannies nuking dog threads again
BULLISH AF

>>57829676
>C40AF1E4fEcFA05Ce6BAb79DcD8B373d2E436c4E
still no results found when I paste it into uniswap

>>57829804
>https://app.uniswap
>.org/explore/tokens/ethereum/0xc40af1e4fecfa05ce6bab79dcd8b373d2e436c4e
If that doesn't work I don't know what to tell you

>>57829873
k thanks but why do I have to use WETH? can't just use regular eth? another trade is more gas, fuck

>Those gas prices
Ethereum is a scam lmao

It's fucking impossible to lose money right now
>I'd know cuz I'm the best at it

>>57830140
yeah it's insane
wish all these shitcoins were popping off on the XRPL
zero fees, instant trades

>>57826704
its the next shib i intend not to miss out this time around, also shib probably might be the next doge or go where doge headed previous cycle

I bought last night
Is 61 billion enough to fuck my bosses wife and raise his children as my own?

>>57826704
>dump 100$ into this
>forgot about it after a couple weeks
>come back to biz and reminded of its existence
>check my wallet
>has gone up atleast another 300$
am I finally in early on a meme coin for once????

37 Billy checking in. Next CEX listing when?

kek that bot swinged 135k for 200

>>57831187
As long as they're pumping it idc what they do

>>57830503
Shib will be lucky to ever hit 0.001 that’s a fact

>>57828514
>we are in talks
classic dump incoming

>>57831410
I will dump all over you.

>>57831502
Its dumping!!!!
Upwards

>>57829395
damn rip homie
i just want to taste money before i end up in the ground man.
please let me sniff 6 figures before i use up this incarnation

>>57831410
well FameEX was just confirmed as the second cex (they got it mad cheap too) shib does close to 40Mish volume a day it looks like on it and it has been doing 500-750B overall per day traded.
It's not binance but it's a nice one still and the community wallet gets a small % of each transaction or some shit as well on that CEX, so we win. It's over.

MAKE IT GO DOWN BROS! I HAVE TO WAIT ON MY ETHERIUM TO BUY MORE! PLEASE MAKE IT GO DOWN!

>>57832710
you’re gonna miss the train

>>57826704
you have to be retarded to buy now. Get in $BARRON instead before it gets listed on the dexes.

>>57832710
NO

>>57830140
Yep. Was gonna buy linu, but I don't wanna spend over $100 on network fees. It's insane.

>>57832710
But Linu goes up?? I don't understand the request

>>57831316
Why?

>>57833279
Then stay poor faggot

>>57833160
KEK

how long to reach SHIB levels? be honest

Will I succeed

>>57833298
2 weeks, chud

>>57833292
I literally don't have enough, so I guess I'll just hold onto my doge and shib until it gets listed.

>>57833307
YAGMI homie

>>57833298
If my calculations are correct, 4-5 weeks.

>>57833333
the quints confirm it

LINU 100mm mcap by 4/20/2024. Blaze it faggots.

>>57833298
I'd say 6-9 months, but considering current events I can imagine it going even faster.

>>57833320
Or just sell your shib and doge to make it anon it's that simple

>>57833333
>random shitcoin thread
absolutely wasted

>>57833361
youre getting btfo homie ;)

>>57833333
>Quints, fucking again
The numerical and memetic power level of LINU is simply insane. Praise Kek

>>57833361
Stay poor non linu holding faggot

>>57826704
Is a dip even possible at this point? This thing just keeps going up, I wish I could slurp some more (already have 250B though)

>>57833333
No way
Linu threads have to be botted

>>57833357
I would have to sell it all and go all in, which I don't wanna do. I'm poor as fuck. I'll just buy it when it lists.

Just bought 45 billion linu, am I gonna make it?

>>57833333
>YAGMI
I see the newfags have arrived kek

>>57833318
>>57833346
>>57833352
thx. hoping to see this on binance and coinbase soon

>>57833397
NvidAnon is running AI smart contracts to bot the threads

>>57833333

>>57833435
WAGMI homie

>>57833477
Lmao

>>57833477
>>57833333
checked

Is paying 100 for gas the only way to buy this piece of shit?

>>57833549
Linu threads are so comfy

>goes on massive run
>pajeets sell
>fills gap and goes on massive run
>pajeets sell
>repeat
You stupid fucking retards, you're losing more on gas fees than earning in profit. Stop halting our momentum.

>>57833637
you'll almost certainly be able to buy it off any CEX in a few months if you want to wait

>>57833637
>1pbtid
>brown id
>bitches about gas
This is that winky fag, isn't it

What else to buy besides Linu?

>>57833826
Fuck. I have a brown id.
I'm just gonna show myself to the door...

Apply at /pepeinucoinbsc for pension

>>57833835
more... linu?

The Jannies are afraid of the LINU threads. They know our power. WAGMI!

>>57833361
> >random shitcoin thread
are you new?

>>57834037
I've got a Facebook meme page with around 1000 followers, I just made a post about Linu. Hoping to spread the word.

>>57832710
>MAKE IT GO DOWN BROS!
at this point only solar flare black swan can make linu go down

Just dropping this here for perspective: this is what $50 in LINU could buy you right now.

>>57834162
This won’t go to shin levels

>>57834182
>only 1000x instead of 10000x
it's so over

>Bought 6b Linu last night, watched it jump double today
>Tried to buy $200 ETH
>Jeets clogging the bandwidth making me wait more than 2 hours now for my ETH
>Current gas cost to swap my leftover $30 ETH is $110

I'm sitting here losing the bag bros and now I have to go wage with this on my mind

Fuck these gas fees wtf

>>57834162
my nigga 20billion linu is worth 400 dollars

does anyone know if LINU has a fixed supply? I'm assuming it's inflationary

>>57834135
People at my job are obviously talking about crypto these days, mostly bitcoin. I mentioned how I was all in on doge and my one coworker made sly comments about how I might as well invest in NFTs while im at it. Fast forward three days and hes asking if I saw doge, to which I told him I sold mine and bought “something called linu”.

Not even an hour later this nigger is telling me how he put a whole $150 in and cant believe its going up already. Normies will chomp at the bit for this shit.

>>57834250
Fixed at 100 Trillion with 25% already burned. What the fuck is that question? That's like a known thing.

>>57834250
>inflationary
Fixed supply. Same contract as Shiba

>>57834182
Yea it will. But only because shib is going to be 4-5x larger by then. The entire crypto market is going to balloon.

>>57834205
Same, when the fuck is the best time to swap? Tired of getting fucked by these gas fees.

>>57834263
Shhhh don't tell the normies yet. First all of /biz/ need to fill their bags.

>>57834263
telling normies you’re into crypto is pretty dumb in my experience
they all get super defensive and angry when you try to tell them early

>>57834291
I haven't seen it dip below $50. expect to pay atleast that much. ETH is pain with the gas.

>>57834304
averyone on /biz/ had 2 months

>>57830014
You can wait till HOKK is on a CEX so fees aren't an issue anymore, reason you can't find it easily on uniswap is cause Uni pulls api from Trustwallet/Coinmarketcap, and HOKK is not even there yet
(Yeah, thats how early HOKK is)

There are people paying $85 in gas to buy $100 worth of linu right now

>>57834250
>>57834282
1000 T with 25% burned

>>57834306
My job is filled with every flavor of autist, and all of them dabble with crypto on some level. Just most of them have boomer mentality and think bitcoin is the best investment to choose because its the biggest number. They still have not learned that “utility” is just faggot nerd speak and all that matters is whether or not it goes up. At least one of them is now seeing the light that memes run the world.

>>57834306
Bruh my buddy is more of a degenerate than me in crypto but he absolutely refuses to put money in LINU. Well I'm gonna laugh if we do hit x30 in the next few months at least cause I'd catch up to his crypto investments with LINU alone and I put a total of like $220 in this. lmao.

>>57834282
kindly explain to me how the fuck i'm supposed to know the tokenomics of this thing when the largest source of documentation is a twitter page you nigger

>look at coinbase analytics hurr durr
yes i can see the total and circulating supply on the markets but that won't tell me that it's a burn contract

>inb4 shiba
I was too busy stacking sats and sitting on too much doge to care what Facebook retards were doing with their VA checks 4 years ago

>>57834205
gatekeeping is a feature. it builds desperation

>>57834263
THIS is why all those users in that LINU "community" tg need to get the fuck off biz and start shilling where the normies are at, but if your community is full of biztards, then they're typically too autistic to realize that. So, yeah, good gains for now, but it's all just biz autocannabilizing again. Remember fucking RUBIC, anyone? (Hell, come to think of it, it might be interesting trying to pump that shit again here). My point is, this won't last without normies coming in.

>>57834361
>>57834283
thank you

>>57833637
Wait until late night for half the gas
>t. me

>>57834361
Oh yeah 1 Quad right? Shit lol my bad.

>>57834431
>twitter page
LMAO nigger, check CMC. Nigger you ain't gonna make it if you're asking retarded questions like that while saying you're also into SHIB. It's a direct copy of Shib and instead of it being 50% burned cause of Vitalik, it's 25% burned. Fucking retarded nigger.

>>57834421
a few weeks ago $100 could buy you 150 billion linu.
A few days ago i spent $100 for 10 billion linu
today you can only get 4.8 billion linu for 100 bucks
sooner or later you will only be getting 100 million linu for 100 bucks
it’s simple. linu go up

helo i am NOT SELLING thank u

Damn. I'm too late to get in on it

>>57834462
Agreed that LINU needs to be bigger outside of /biz/. But Normies are the last one that need to buy in. First off there's X, where the first problem is instantly visible: There are 2 "official" LINU accounts, one with 600 followers that actually posts LINU related stuff and one with 3k that reposts HONK stuff. We need to sort this shit out and then shill LINU to the crypto mongrels on X

>>57834462
Dips aren't going as low, highs getting higher, I think WAGMI

>>57834431
just don’t buy it nigga nobody is forcing you
you can buy it when it gets listed on coinbase when it’s easy for normies like you

>>57834523
Nice larp but the smart contract isnt even fully loaded into CMC

read my last post and you'll see I didn't follow the SHIB contract because I do not give a fuck about it.

What the fuck is going on?

>>57834697
line goes up, as it should

I’m so sad Telegram banned my number. The chat must be going mental. Im so happy for my fellow homies.

>>57834666
welcome to /biz/ newfag, arguments =/= positions

>>57833333
witnessed

>>57834284
Question: why would a normie buy eth and then this new unknown coin spend a fuckton on gas for it
When they could just load up Coinbase and grab some SHIB that’s also making gains

>>57834733
Yes flex your position while being a complete newfag, we'll all bend to your mighty 2 inch penis. Lmao what a fucking retard. I guess money really can't buy you brains.

>>57834762
Yeah that's actually the issue that the TG group is trying to fix by getting listed in well known CEXs.

>>57834762
ease of access = less potential profit
the harder it is to buy a coin, the larger the profit will be

>>57834762
Because even normies relize that Shib isn't going to pull a x100 anymore. Instead, they glare at the Shib chart, saying things like "Wow, just imagine I had bought for X amount back then..."
Knock, Knock. Who is it? It's fucking LINU

imagine STILL not having any linu.
can you imagine watching the chart and not owning any?
can’t wait to come to /biz/ in 10 months to read the threads about missing another shib

I need $5 million

How much do I buy?

>>57834862
Fucking this lamo

>>57834909
I got in last night.
Already up 40%

>>57834909
Sorry friend this won’t pull a shib
Shin already exists

>>57835006
500B just to be safe.

>>57834657
Idk about that one Anon, all signs are pointing towards this actually blowing up. If it does, and money you put in now I’ll be worth x100

Poorfag here... What am I in for?

>>57835105
70,000 dollars

>>57835105
How about 4 figures?

Horyyy sheeeiiittttt
PAMP IT

>>57835061
Kek I remember all the SHIB fudfags from 2021 making this exact same argument.
>SHIB won't pull a DOGE
>DOGE already exists.
I threw $20 into this a few weeks ago on a whim and now that's almost $4k. Have fun missing the third dog coin explosion. Sure we'll dump once we get on a normie exchange like Binance or Cuckbase, but that will only be one last opportunity to slurp for us homies.

>>57835145
>>57835175
You guys are joking, right? I bought in like this guy said >>57834862
I remember being on vacation with my family 2,5 years ago when shib just went crazy... I had zero Shib, but I clearly remember watching in disbelief... Hope I am on the right side of things this time...

>Take a nap
>Pumped again
What in the goddamn?

>>57835253
you do you mean joking? 7billion linu will be worth approximately $70,000 at the peak.

>>57834909
>can’t wait to come to /biz/ in 10 months to read the threads about missing another shib
I'm reading them now

>>57835334
I got a stack but I still feel like I missed out. I was here when the $8000 got stolen and I saw my value went down to $50. I fucking should have thrown $300 at the time, but it was hard since we don't know if it was over at that time. God I would be at like $6000 now or something if I did put that $300.

>>57835426
can i get a qrd on the 8k? whats the story there

>>57835334
so hilarious
all these nigs crying about missing linu need to just buy right now.
the official sub has 400 members
the official twitter has like 600 followers
nobody fucking knows about linu yet
the mcap is 18m (it was under 10m yesterday)
anyone who isn’t buying linu rn is simply disconnected from the Aether. with zero internal dialogue

WHAT THE FUCK ITS UP 800% in the last 7 days!? I’m waiting on my tax return cuz I’m a poor fag and I wanted to put in like 6 or 700 bucks in last week. Fuck me it’s too late isn’t it…I won’t get the money for like another week

>>57835452
We will definitely see a pullback eventually. Nothing ever goes up 1000% in a single week and sees zero dumping. You still have some time to get in at a good price but we're a couple months past the point of turning beer money into retirement money.

120B baggie here. Is this enough to MAKE IT.??

>>57835437
It's on reddit check r/linucoin. It's actually too long to read but qrd is that the community needed $8000 to get listed on the first CEX, a guy named space that was an admin for a long time did an NFT drive to get the funds, other admins trusted him, gets $8000 then rugs and disappears. They trusted him so much they didn't make a multi-sig wallet. Well now that's a lesson learned lmao.

>>57835520
That would be
$160K if 1B mcap
$800K if 5B mcap

>>57835517
Were not gonna see a bit one, seems that we just got confirmed to being listed on CEX #2.

>>57835628
Every dip gets smaller and every pump gets higher. That's what I've noticed so far today anyways.

What happens when this hit binance?

>>57835710
Then it's a 100000x-500000x from here.

>>57835710
We can all have a giant party on my yacht.

u guys have no fucking idea how high this fucking dog will fly

>>57835808
100m mcap is already programmed in.
once it hits 100m next stop is 1b
lol this shit isn’t even listed on any cexs. imagine when it hits binance or goybase

>>57835710
Actually that might be hard to do, why? LINU was made to be LUNC killer. Why would Binance list something meant to kill their baby? I'd see it more being listed in Coinbase cause CB hates Lunc lol.

>>57835808
What is the tg i wanna join

>>57835906
It's all about the money. LINU will kill LUNC within weeks.

>>57835883
what are these claims based on

>>57835945
It came to us in a dream. I thought it was Lunc, but it was the other Luna, LUNA INU! Wagmi!

>>57834291
I used to wait until early sunday mornings but that shit isn't an option anymore, fees are fucked 24/7 now

>>57835945
autistic gut feeling and memetic energy. the true fundamentals of any coin.

>>57835945
prophetic conclusions derived from years of intense pattern recognition and study of the underlying forces that power our reality.
basically nigga get gud

what's with people saying when it gets listed on major exchanges it'll dump? intuitively shouldn't it be the other way around?
>t. newfag

>>57833361
>you didn't buy last week
>you didn't buy yesterday
>you didn't buy today
you hate free money

>>57836154

I was an early hodler and bought a few of the big dips when fudders told me we were being 'rugged'. In the past 24hrs I'm up $14,400.

If this is rugging, please rug me harder daddy.

i am gonna buy 400$ worth of LINU tonight and i feel like i am making a very dumb financial decision but sound decision got me nowhere so far

>>57835945
Based on your mom being a gigantic slut now buy Linu and get rich faggot

>>57836166
i told everyone i know that has ever bought crypto to buy linu. i offered to show them step by step how to do it.
nobody took the offer.
and now they will call me “lucky” xDD

>>57836187
that's the spirit.

>>57836208
LINU was getting dumped by whales early on though, this memecoin rally probably saved it

>>57836208
You’re “lucky” they all said no because they would hate you and never speak to you again for making them lose their money

>>57836245
From what I gathered it was one guy that fucked over the devs.

Sold the phat GME bags I was holding to double down on my position. Now on 190B.

If this at least doubles, I would've made back 2 years worth of losses.

Therefore, 100x or bust.

kek, bought this shit at the top end of january because of the relentless shilling here. and look now. good thing i'm too lazy to swap my bags

>>57836258
i’m still waiting for someone to explain how this will lose money.
Maybe at some point in the distant future, even stars and galaxies have to die.
but before that date, there’s a ton of money that will be made

>>57836286
It took Shib 6-8 months to reach the peak.

Can someone tell me does luna have a discord or TG.?
Cant find shit. Thanks

Isn't going in at this point massive fomo? Its already pumped to its ATH, why will it go higher? All I can see is that its been pumped by /biz/ buzz, where is the new money going to come from for a coin nobody knows about?

>>57836373
new ATH every hour

>>57836373
yes. it’s too late bro.
you missed the gravy train.
in 6 months LINU will be worthless and you will be right and we will all look stupid

Gentlemen, it's an honor to get paid with you.

>>57836388
Checked nigger fudder btfo

>>57836310
Look at every rug coin ever
They pump for a while sure everyone’s happy
But then boom straight to zero thanks for playing

>>57836373
When you sort by fastest growing tokens on uniswap, linu is the first result. People are taking note. Also 150% in a day with volume at 20% of market cap

>>57836438
This

>>57836415
In order to be ruggable, there needs to be a party which controls a big part of the total coin supply. Otherwise, even if you sell your entire stack, it cannot dump the coin down far enough to destroy the price. This is why LINU is so appealing: The distribution is extremely broad. Nobody owns a piece that's even close enough to rug the coin.

>>57836457
It is also worth noting for you newfags that the biggest “wallet” is a burn wallet, so 25% of the supply is already gone right off the bat. The next biggest is the uniswap pool wallet, which holds only 42T tokens out of the starting 1000T.
>***THE POOL HELD 59T JUST 24 HOURS AGO***
As more buyers come in than there are sellers, the pool shrinks, and because the pool is programmed so that the pool can never = 0, the pool compensates against demand by increasing the cost to withdraw tokens. You do the math on what % remains of the pool, and at what rate the pool has been draining over the last 24 hours.

WHAT DO YOU NIGGERS THINK WILL HAPPEN TO THE PRICE OF LINU AS THE POOL APPROACHES ZERO? ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW YOU FUCKERS?

>>57834379
Kek shadilay, thank you homie

having all my nigga's buy Linu stacks.

WAGMI.

>>57836581
from 60 trillion to 42 trillion in less than 24 hours…
do the math niggers
fastest growing coin on uniswap
already the designated schizo /biz/ coin
you either buy now, or you buy with all of the rest of the normies
you either get it, or you don’t.

>>57836415
So like how shib and doge rugged?

>>57836674
Those weren’t rugs you fucking absolute buffoon
That’s like saying gme or snapchat rugged. The normies locked in there gains, when that happens we’ll have already made it.

>>57836636
Its not even a question about the meme energy or any of the non quantifiable merits that makes Linu a good hold. The plain math of whats happening means that a god pump is inevitable. Unless interest was to evaporate entirely, permanently, Linu MUST pump strictly as a function of math. It is literally impossible for Linu to not pump.

With 900bil Linu in my bags, I have never been more comfy in my entire life.

>>57836674
I’m retarded my bad

>>57836457
>>57836581
Based homie, I can’t explain how stupidly good it feels knowing I bought not only in January, but through the dips, held through the 8k (and bought more) and am up almost 40k in the past couple days. I’ve never been early to anything like this, but I just trusted my instinct on it.

I hope that by the time I even sell and take my millions or whatever, another green dildo comes and lets smaller holders make it too

>>57836715
Fuuuuuuck homie I don’t want to take the copium yet but we might just make it

>>57826704
LAMO all the ecelebs hyping it on /pol!!

>>57836734
because of a series of poor personal choices, i could only get 10 billion.
i will be homeless next month, but i am confident that my little baggie will get me back on my feet.
Prometheus allowed the eternal flame to pierce my sheath and shower God’s blessings upon me

>>57836822
I already told you yesterday homie YAGMI

>>57836715
>a god pump
>900bil Linu
good one, divinely inspired anon!

>>57836457
>unruggable
Won't stop me from fudding it despite being heavily invested.

So I didn’t buy this shit cause I thought it was a scam
If I throw down 1k what am I in for besides obvious suicide?

>>57836742
It is INEVITABLE. The uniswap pool cannot hit zero by design, it can only approach zero. The only way the pool has an ability to stop people from buying and removing tokens from the pool and into their wallets is by disincentivizing buyers by increasing the price until equilibrium is reached. Ie; the price will not stop rising until more people are willing to add tokens to the pool (by selling) than willing to remove tokens from the pool (by buying).

So long as people think they will make money with Linu, the pool will continue approaching zero, and the price will increase exponentially (NOT LINEAR, EXPONENTIALLY). And so long as the price keeps going up, people will continue to believe that they will make money with Linu. It literally cannot be stopped. The reactor has gone super critical. The control rods have fused into place and the based levels are skyrocketing to levels that cannot be measured by any tool we possess. The scariest part of all? We havnt even reached the normiesphere yet.

IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING MOTHER FUCKERS. LINU IS GOING UP.

>>57836928
50bil marketcap this bull run

>>57836928
Levels of delusion that shouldn’t even be possible

>>57836874
IDK man, I cannot see the future. But given the fact that you're here in this thread posting about it, just imagine what's going to feel worse:
a) Throwing in 1k and losing it
b) Not throwing in 1k and seeing LINU go to Shib levels of mcap, knowing all along that you even posted in Linu threads
You don't have a choice.

>>57836874
Pepefork is currently 170m market cap. It’s a completely ugly irrelevant shitcoin. The name + logo combo is simply disgraceful to look at. Now imagine where Linu will be. You are in good hands.

>>57836968
Let's talk about it in 2 months.

>>57836986
Pencil me in

>>57836968
stay poor.

up $200 from my 1k buy in today. this is comfy..

>>57836968
Not going to make it. Every piece of the puzzle that paints a picture of what is happening here has been generously spoonfed across dozens of threads and hundreds of effort posts by countless anons who parsed through the data. Its all public info, its the beauty of crypto, everything is in the open for all to see.

You are not gonna make it. And you will remember this short, impersonal conversation you had with an anonymous stranger on an obscure Bolivian boulder weighing forum for the rest of your life.

>>57836928
Average linu per wallet is good and feels low too ($2700)
Fuck I wont be able to sleep for the next few eeks

>>57837054
Same lmao, I bought in a few weeks ago with $200 bucks and I'm at 1.2k now so x5? I've been trying to sleep but I keep waking up every few hours to check the charts. It's bad. I need to get over it by the dopamine rush is too much.

>>57836968
Many things are currently happening that shouldn't even be possible, yes.

>>57837023
my measly 100 is already 350.
my measly 100 will become 100,000

Honestly a make it stack is easily obtainable at these prices so why not?

I wouldn't be trusting FIAT right now.

>>57837054
I got two hours of sleep last night before having to wake up at 430am for work. And once I saw that Linu had finally reached critical mass overnight, I never felt more awake in my life, knowing that I have 900bil Linu to my name. I am still riding that high. I dont think it will ever stop.

>>57837085
I have a half tril stack and am looking at 8k in gains on the day homie. Fuuuuuuck. I’m not even all that rich I just had some savings that I wanted to play with. There’s no way I actually make it hahahaha

jesus christ homies i'm literally up 60k
not selling until 8 figures though

>>57837111
Based trips of truth. You're going to make it anon

I checked my linu stack 10minutes ago at 5.5kusd. Now its 6k usd. Is it that easy bros???

>>57837111
CHDECKED AND GREEN ID, based anon and I’ll see you in Monaco. Dinner will be on me and we’ll have a steak and 2 bottles of red wine, followed by a cigar as we have a mellow conversation about nothing

>the disturbing urge to dump a whole ether into linu
do i do it

>>57837126
WAGMI home 100M if in the works at this point. Just don't dump on us once you hit millionaire status.

>>57836874
1000x. You'll have $1mil USD if you hold all the way to the top.

>>57837155
I wont homie, I’m an incel, I just want to vibe in a comfy condo and live out my days eating mcdonalds, shitposting, and playing vidya

>browse /biz/ 2016 when Bitcoin was only a few hundred dollars
>Was on the fence of buying but decided not to because I thought it was a scam
>It eventually pumps to 17,000 and felt like a dumbass
>Then it dumps so I felt like a smart ass
>March 2021 decide to go deep into crypto
>Some ppl shilled Shiba.
>Bought like 80 dollars worth
>Was my first buy besides eth which I needed in order to swap it with Shiba
>As I was lurking the next couple days I learned about rugpulls
>Get scared so I sell for a small loss lol
>Months later that same amount would have been close to 100,000
Still feel stupid for missing out

Anyways I just bought 1,000 dollars worth of this shit because I had some left over eth in my wallet

If I loose it all it will absolutely not matter to me since I already bought large bags of other coins like Eth during the bear market.
I'm just using some eth that I have left over.
If it pumps, cool, if it dumps then I'll dump the rest of the Eth (about another 1000 dollars worth) and I'll just wait and see. I really don't care
I'd rather loose this somewhat small amount than loose the opportunity even if it can get a quarter of Shibs market cap I'll be happy

>>57837206
How much is fee on Coinbutt wallet

>>57837129
Jesus Christ anon congrats
My $500 is $2500 and I’m feeling fucking good I can’t imagine how that feels

>>57837206
WAGMI homie, I can't believe this shit, 350 dollars now sitting at 1085, I've never made this much money on a coin before. I've never been this early either though.

>>57837213
I paid 49 dollars

Just bought at the top to improve buyer sentiment.

>>57837129
>the 52nd largest wallet
/biz/ we’re in the presence of royalty
It’s an honor shit posting with you sir

33b stacklet here. How much more do I need to accumulate in order to /makeit/?

>>57837206
Right, I'm waiting to see if we hit a dip to lock in some more.

>>57837213
Paid $32, $36, $65, $54 on my 4 buys so far.

>>57837289
54bil here, I'm thinking 100bil?

realistically if this flys at these levels we still made it.

where do you fuckers buy this?
im trying to buy on citex but this dogshit site doesnt work at all

Getting early Shib and LINK vibes here. Lot of people on this site made a shit ton off these two coins in particular due to biz being early. I really do think that the same thing is going to happen again with this coin. Everyone freaking out cause they are up a few thousand. Play the game to win the game. A couple thousand is nothing, hold, spread the word, invest as much as you are comfortable with, and do not sell until the normies are fully in. You will not regret it and you will become financially set for life if you invest enough and invest wisely. Don’t be retarded

>>57837338
Coinbase Wallet. Buy ETH and convert.

Nothing is more satisfying than seeing whales dump and then get left behind. Even better when they fomo back in

>>57837129
Ah you fucker, if you’re the same guy that was at 1.5T a few days ago I’m jealous, I kept upping my stack to stay ahead of you but now you mog me by 350b. Are you wealthy from employment/previous crypto wins, or just a degen like me?

Well whatever, I’ll see you in Monaco

this gas is unbelievable, I have bonk but I can't even sell it because it says the "network is busy" lol. wtf is going on with this bs? anyone else experiencing shit like this?

>>57837338
Coinbase wallet will wok. I use Coinbase for main crypto and the wallet for decentralized shit like this. Get Coinbase wallet, then send the wallet some ethereum, then once it’s in the wallet you can swap it for Luna Inu. There is a network fee though…. It’s a bullshit charge but no way around it. Expect to spend anywhere from $20-$60 when you swap from eth to Linu. So make sure you have enough extra eth to cover the network BS

>>57837338
Coinbase

>>57837362
I’m up like $17,000 but my hands are made of pure diamonds. I’m not selling until I have enough to tell my boss and the ceo to eat shit and die. Then go retire and live the dream.

>>57837129
Wow man, congrats, your gains will be monumental

how are we gonna handle seeing our folio spike by 5-10k at a time homies

I'm such a noob. I tried to wrap my ether so I could get cheaper transaction fees. Now I need ether to make any transactions, but I don't have enough left to spend any of my wrapped ether on anything lol.

>>57837269
>>57837309
What am I doing trading on Uniswap holy shit

>>57837338
>this dogshit site
try the korean version
citex co kr

>>57837129
grats anon. I thought it was a stupid scamcoin and didn't invest back in December. Regret that now. Still up bigly at least, but nothing like that.

>>57837129
congrats big bro
>t. 1T stacklet king

is the linu TA anon still around what are we loooking like? i want to add more to my stack dont know if i should wait or just do it now ( got burned waiting its much higher now)

>>57837129
WAGMI homie!

>>57837459
>my homos sir I cannot redeem gas vishnu praise me

>>57837129
reminder: when you sell don't just market sell everything. Sell some on the way up because it's impossible to time the top, and you if just sell it all at once you'll spook the market and learn less as a result.

>>57837362
Fuck. Just bought and someone’s dropped the “getting early xxxx vibes”. I’ve been scammed haven’t I

48b stack here went from 400 to 1.2k in 2 days WAGMI LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57837492
Just do it. Why does it matter if you do it now or in an hour. It’s dipped right now so may be a good time. Regardless, it’s going up again.

Is this gonna dip at all for reentry
I only have 1k

>>57837546
Leave it in. It’s going to go back up. This cycle repeats like 5 times a day. Dips while some take profits and then goes mental again.

get in now

>>57837565
It dipped now. Buy now or rope.

>>57837546
>scammed
Imagine getting cold feet over picrel

>>57837565
NOW YOU FOOL

>>57837463
is coinbase wallet safe? heard of people not being able to take funds out, I don't want to end up having to KYC and shit just to remove some funds

>>57837036
You won’t be so high and mighty when the token dumps LOL

>>57837665
use metamask then

>>57837492
>is the linu TA anon still around what are we loooking like?
2T mcap eom

>>57836734
You have a good heart, but I feel like it’s because you know what it’s like to be a loser. Thanks, anon. Pretty late here, but my 23B $LINU has a chub.

>comfy bread

>>57837697
I don't want to pay $150 per transaction, going to try out coinbase wallet, just want some anon who's used it to chime in

>>57837665
been using it for months with no issues

>>57837740
cheers mate, all I needed to hear

>>57837411
hah yes i am exactly that guy
im a >silicon valley data scientist lol so got some cash to spend each month

>>57837688
sorry anon, but LINU GO UP

>>57837464
>>57837364
>>57837429
>>57837415
thank you brehs
im dumping 400 bucks in this right now

>>57837533
yep, will be doing very slowly
not yet though, not even close to selling

fuck the dip got slurped up in the time I've been fucking around with exchanging shit
oh well, still buying the top, feels good

I slurped and paid $50 in gas

>>57837804
Anon this is no where near the top. Linu threads have been up for 3 months. This is barely after the start . Your 1k can easily 100x prehalving. Look at the charts it’s memeseason . Horryyyyy sheeiiittt it’s PAMPIN bros ….. linu is the blessed the chosen the make it coin

Can someone post the screenshot of the original anon on here who shilled Luna Inu who said he was the one who also shilled Shiba Inu?

>>57837854
sitting at 200B now
feeling better

LINU was built for BBC

>>57837912
I don’t think the British broadcasting channel is allowed to shill cryptocurrencies

>>57837878
linu is the blessed chosen coin and og op is the prophet of anons and the saint of /biz/ . 500b and I’m comfy as I’ve ever been. Homies WGMI

>>57837763
Ah, feels good to be hanging with the big boys then with my humble savings from my first (and maybe even ONLY if this goes right) IT job
>>57837712
>but I feel like it’s because you know what it’s like to be a loser
Homie you have no idea, but I think this'll be the golden ticket that gets us out. The distribution alone is so golden that it really does, in theory, offer ALL of us a chance to make it, if not directly, then through enough new capital to play with that we can invest it to make life that much easier to make it through our own effort. Hold on tight lads, and don't forget: we're ALL gonna make it

Poorfag here, I was only able to afford 4b… (tried to wait for gas fees to slow down and missed a huge pump.)

How fucked am I?

>>57838360
Heh same

>>57838360
You'll be just fine lil homie

>>57838360
How does $220k usd sound?

>>57838222
was lead eng at a crypto company previous to this so i know what it's like to see years of work go to zero

never felt this confident about a coin though
well done homie, wgmi for sure

>>57838453
Honestly, life changing.

Definitely going to double down if we dip again this week. Never been this early to a memecoin. Fingers crossed.

Sars. Using metamask. When i goto swap for linu why does the quote show an overall value of $0.00. I made sure I am not putting all my eth into it so it doesn't give me the warning saying I need more eth.

>>57838549
Buy as many dips as you can. Opportunities like this don’t happen often. Take full advantage of it.

>>57835945
Religious psychics making crypto youtube videos

Horyyyy sheeiittttttt it’s PAMPIN again and again my PHAGGOTS

70k BUY

>>57837170
Anon at least go somewhere outside the US where you can coom in hookers from all that money and people will leave you alone.

>>57828514
Jannies are jeets confirm.

holy crap we are going stratospheric

>only 19b stack

damn bros