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>> No.57828627

MRVL call. Y/N?

>> No.57828635
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>>57828607

>> No.57828636

>>57828607
We reverse

>> No.57828638
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>>57828607
LLAP chads just keep winning

>> No.57828639

Thanks to the anon who told me to get Dell calls friday

>> No.57828641

I'm so tired of this fucking clown market that rewards the retards who hear about a fad and immediately jump in over value investors. I know most of these retards are fucked in the long run, but still, it feels unfair. Just look at the likes of SMCI or any crypto ponzi shit.

>> No.57828644

Buy LAAC

>> No.57828651
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57828651

>leverage NVDA and AMD x10 for 10% of my portfolio
>already made a profit or 4% of my total portfolio
Why isn't everyone doing this?

>> No.57828662
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57828662

A great start to Monday.

>> No.57828664

CRASH THE MARKET
CRASH THE MARKET
CRASH THE MARKET
CRASH THE MARKET
CRASH THE MARKET

>> No.57828666

>>57828627
nah they haven't put out a good movie in years

>> No.57828678

BIG bros...

>> No.57828683

at what point should we start slurping GOOG

>> No.57828684

>>57828666
Different company satan

>> No.57828698

Sent market buy order SMCI with $450k.

>> No.57828701

>>57828678
I am in fact a big bro.

>> No.57828704

>>57828684
I was merely pretending.

>> No.57828716

BUY BBAI NOW

>> No.57828719
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57828719

Dammit Nvidia

>> No.57828721

>>57828683
When they fire the jeet CEO.

>> No.57828728

>>57828638
to think it was at 78 cents such as few weeks back ...

>> No.57828731

>>57828683
Google is the next Ask Jeeves, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>> No.57828732

>>57828641
Simply realize the market is a market, and you don't have to buy or sell for prices you disagree with.

>> No.57828734
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57828734

When do I sell these weeklies?

>> No.57828743

>crypto gorilla pumping again
>NYSE crabbing
when's our turn

>> No.57828758
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>> No.57828761

>>57828651
Leverage scares me, I'd rather buy shares and dips as they come.

>> No.57828762

just sold apple at a $600 loss, what should I buy

>> No.57828765
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57828765

/bigbear/ bros how are we feeling today?

>> No.57828790

>>57828638
>>57828728
what's the bull thesis? should I get calls for Apr 19?

>> No.57828795

>nycb
So, how much did Soros put into this shit again?

>> No.57828802

>>57828762
BBAI MY NIGGA
>>57828765
FEELING GUCCI MY NIGGA

>> No.57828803

>>57828734
good enough to post..

>> No.57828804
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57828804

I want off mr. NVDS wildride

>> No.57828806
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57828806

I sold to early and now I'm being left behind

>> No.57828807

>>57828716
I bought some last week. You selling before out after earnings?

>> No.57828813

>>57828641
You are doing the 1# mistake getting emotionally invested in literal air. Stop picking sides, and putting subjective value into stocks. The stocks do not care about you. The companies do not care about you. There are no sides. The only retard is the loser

>> No.57828817
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57828817

>Negative equity risk premium

>> No.57828827
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57828827

My folio is SUPERGREEN

>> No.57828841

>>57828641
Muh fundamentals. The only thing that affects the price, is the amount people are willing to pay. Simple as.

>> No.57828845

>>57828762
SOXS

>> No.57828862

Anyone who has work with jeets understand how much they are a cancer on work culture and companies' ability to grow long term.
Why in the fuck would you invest in companies being run by, led by, and employing jeets just blows my mind

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>>57828732
>>57828813
>>57828841
>responding in good faith to obvious bait

>> No.57828876

>>57828790
Earnings call is around March 26th iirc.
They also have a proposal to get bought out by Lockheed Martin for $1/share.

Stock is surging because a) management put in a plan to prevent a hostile takeover [poison pill] and b) the fact that Lockheed Martin submitted a bid confirms that what this company is building is valuable

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>>57828864

>> No.57828882

>>57828864
Take your retarded gaslighting cancer back to /a/ or /v/ or whatever cesspool manchild nigger board you came from

>> No.57828885

>>57828802
why
>>57828845
not with that chart

>> No.57828889
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57828889

>AAPL
>GOOG
>TSLA
IT'S OVER MUMU

>> No.57828893

>>57828795
Nevermind, found it.
>1.48 million shares
Honestly not much for a fund.

>> No.57828898
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57828898

>AAPL
>TSLA
it's so over for me bros

>> No.57828902

>>57828862
There are three kinds of investors that have any real numbers in the market:
Value investors who just "oogha boogha tech companies have big ROI take my money"
Technical apes who see the line go up
And passive investors who just DCA into whatever is currently big

None of them are thinking about what the internal structure of the company looks like.

>> No.57828905

Casino kings rise up

>> No.57828907

>>57828876
>They also have a proposal to get bought out by Lockheed Martin for $1/share.
So if you have a bunch of shares currently valued at $1.20, would those immediately get devalued if LM accepts?

>> No.57828908

>>57828876
Got some calls thanks

>> No.57828910

Has anyone seen rocker? How is his NYCB position doing? Has he killed himself yet?

>> No.57828923

>>57828907
in theory yes but the board would never accept that it's a rip-off. Say what you want about the CEO Bell but he's not a jeet and no shareholders would agree to that (except for Lockheed but they only own 27% of the shares)

>> No.57828930
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57828930

>COST call already up 81%

>> No.57828933
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57828933

Wish me luck, bros.

>> No.57828934

Should I risk my 400k to a single YOLO bet calls?

GOD I kinda wanna do that. Sell all the S&P500 Vanguard ETF for a call and become a multi-millionaire!!!!!

>> No.57828945

I'm looking to X10 or X100 some cash quickly and then repeat it a couple of times, just need to find a few good stocks. Will be keeping an eye on the thread for any hot tips

>> No.57828961

>>57828732
>>57828813
I know, I know. It would make everything more palatable if the people buying these meme stocks actually understood that they're gambling, but I think most of them don't realize what they're doing, and they're still making money lol.
>>57828841
That's obviously true. The market will have to come back down to reality at some point though.

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>>57828934
Go for it

>> No.57828970

>>57828933
>NVDA $900
>by end of this week

you crazy bro?

>> No.57828971

>>57828934
Yeah do it. This is financial advice.

>> No.57828972

>>57828934
Tell us before you do so we can all short it
>'e bought ze call?

>> No.57828975

I guess that was the top

>> No.57828977
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57828977

I deserve 12% apy and sex with brown women

>> No.57828984

>he bought aapl
top kek

>> No.57828990
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57828990

This isn’t going to last, guys.

>> No.57828997

bynd, die more please

>> No.57828999

>>57828933
Time to realise you have a gambling problem. Stop it, get some help.

>> No.57829000

>>57828965
>>57828971
>>57828972
"HAHA HE'LL LOSE ALL HIS MONEY!"
Nah Ima wait for the market to have a couple of down days. THEN I'll do it.

>> No.57829016

>>57829000
Lucky trips: checked. Do it and post what you got here.

>> No.57829022
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57829022

it's gonna keel over this week ain't it

>> No.57829028

SMCI up 20% is fucking crazy LMAO

>> No.57829030

Glad I dumped my meager TSLA for some more DELL

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>>57828945
K. Keep me posted.

>> No.57829037

not this week

>> No.57829043

>>57828990
It looks like a perfect setup to last until next year.

>> No.57829041

>>57829000
>"HAHA HE'LL LOSE ALL HIS MONEY!"
Ja. Du wirst glücklich sein und die Käfer essen.

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>>57828970
852 today, up 30 bucks. He's not way outta line in thinking that.

Anybody own ORCL or BBAI? I gotta dump some profitable options and go back in the big boys

>> No.57829051

>>57828970
It's making the push for 900 as we speak. It might even happen by tomorrow.

>> No.57829060

>>57829049
I have BBAI. Buy now

>> No.57829062

>>57828651
this isn't me.
Why am I getting you's?

>> No.57829069

>>57829060
I have ten calls --->>>57828734

>> No.57829072

wallah

>> No.57829073

>>57829051
>>57829049
Volume today is not volume tomorrow.

>> No.57829074

NIGGERS

do I buy this dip on BA knowing they’re just going to keep cutting costs and the government will prop them up?

>> No.57829094

>>57829051
You sure? It'll lose 98.7 Million dollars in value tomorrow due to dividend they're giving out.

>> No.57829106
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57829106

you know what would be retarded. A new Paradigm every single day until you like it.

>> No.57829105
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>>57829028
money from ETFs will soon start pouring in

>> No.57829108

Love me index funds.

>> No.57829120

>>57829016
Will do once the market has a few down days.
>>57829041
Aint nobody knows mexican on this board.

>> No.57829141

>>57829028
The premiums on those options are crazy. I'd have to liquidate half my portfolio to afford a single ATM call. How long will this last?

>> No.57829152

wtfwt

>> No.57829156

>>57829074
This absolutely is a BA dip to slurp. The real question is whether its worth it when there is still better slurping options. INTC will break out soon for example.

>> No.57829159

>>57828641
Nice guys finish last... WHOA IS ME

>> No.57829182

It's insane when I think about how fucking much money I could have had if I had just put all my money into NVDA and AMD couple of years ago and didn't also buy a bunch of retarded micro caps.

>> No.57829189

>>57829049
maybe
maybe not

there's certainly some headwinds such as the fomc later this month and that's usually bear news. not saying it's impossible but just be cautious about it

>> No.57829192

Currently printing with my TSMC 4/19 calls, but also might add to my position since I don’t see a clearer opportunity

>> No.57829195

NVDAniggers, should I sell at the top to day to avoid the dividend risk? and buy back in at the mini dip?

>> No.57829220
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>>57828934
No you retard. Judicious use of 2x or 3x ETFs is the way to go. Make a small side account and go wild with that. Don't blow yourself up.

>> No.57829226

>>57829195
Just dont forget the capital gains tax youd be paying if youre selling shares youve held less than a year.

>> No.57829230

>>57829182
Literally buy INTC right now you retard. Look at AMD and NVDA’s market cap, then look at Jewish Intel’s market cap. Intel still controls 90% of the CPU market. AI and semiconductors are jewish fields. You think glowing kike Intel aviv is just going to sit there? Lmao, rofl even. Easy 2x soon, possible 3x to 4x by EOY

>> No.57829234
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AMD 210
NVDA 850
SOXX 690
Holy fuck this is inSANE.

>> No.57829240

>>57829195
>dividend risk
>$0.04, literally half a basis point of a share

>> No.57829243

>>57829220
I want to be a millionaire in a few months to less than a year. NOT in 7 years or 10 years. I WANT IT NOW

>> No.57829253

>>57829226
Sure is nice getting taxed 60/40 long/short term on COMMODITIES ETFs for NATGAS AND OIL no matter how quickly you buy and sell them.

>> No.57829255

i am losing money

>> No.57829256

>>57829195
The dividend isn't a tenth of a half of a dollar

>> No.57829258

>>57829159
>WHOA
>>57828977
>brown women
bro? they’re easy to get in bed, if you’re white

>> No.57829260

My golds doing a little something

>> No.57829265

>>57829253
Based Boomer.

>> No.57829298

>ANF keeps going up
Rumao what the fuck is wrong with this ticker

>> No.57829316

>>57829240
is the dividend 4 cents per share? Sorry I'm dumb. Thought it says 1.9% annually

>> No.57829330
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57829330

Today's benchmarks:
>ANF: 4.25%
>BOIL: 14.76%
>CCJ: -1.33%
>/HE: -0.91%
>FXI: -1.67%
>MAGS: -0.40%
>MARA: 5.05%
>NVDL: 7.36%
>SMCI: 21.19%
>TMF: -2.02%
>XXXX: -0.03%

How many are (You) beating?

>> No.57829336

Why ISN'T this the top? I'm overall bullish but usually when things pump nonstop like this we have a real shitty correction

>> No.57829339
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the stock market so fucking exciting today

>> No.57829340
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>PATHETIC

>> No.57829348

>>57829243
With 400k you can become millionare this year just with 2x etfs alone
kys

>> No.57829352
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57829352

will AAPL ever be $190 again?
will TSLA ever be $200 again?

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>>57829330
>BOIL: 14.76%

>> No.57829376

>>57829336
Money will rotate out of large caps like NVDA into smaller caps like SMCI.

>> No.57829411

>>57829243
>I WANT IT NOW
did you call JG Wentworth at 877-CASH-NOW

>> No.57829415

Buy OCEA.

>> No.57829417
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intcels... i'm thinking we're back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN120kCiVyQ

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>>57829156
>INTC will break out soon
qrd? and what's saying they won't shit the bed again

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>>57829376
I literally just sold some NVDA calls to get into SMCI. I guarantee institutions are pouring in.

>> No.57829433

>>57829330
All of them - I'm up 64% YTD

>> No.57829442
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Another day of PPT propping the market through RRP drainage. My money is on the sidelines seeing as every outflow is clearly aimed at holding the zero line. Outflows must be smaller from now on unless they want it to run out before november.

>> No.57829446

>>57829226
worrying about cap gains tax in my active account?

>> No.57829456

>>57829426
>I literally just sold some NVDA calls
so thats why its rallying hard today

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57829463

Look at this funny picture LOL. Btw I decided stocks are for STUPID NIGGERS and sold everything.

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>>57829240
>>57829256
so only a retard would do this correct?

>> No.57829479

>>57829426
God I wish I had 100 New-Video shares to sell calls. I would have made a ton.

>> No.57829483

>>57829446
Why wouldnt you?

>> No.57829484

>>57829352
>will AAPL ever be $190 again?
Yes, AAPL is one of the best companies in the planet with consistent growth and a LEGION of fantics who'll pay anything to buy the latest overpriced phones/tablets/computers.

>will TSLA ever be $200 again?
No. It's a meme company. TSLA has peaked.

>> No.57829487

>>57828607
$COIN has been going gangbusters since the BTC ETF news. What do we think about investing in $COIN? I imagine the value of this company will be cyclical and follow the same pattern of BTC.

>> No.57829489

>>57829456
I meant sold calls that I had previously purchased for a premium. Not selling as the writer.

Dell is kind of cooling off today.

>> No.57829495

>>57829463
>I decided stocks are for STUPID NIGGERS and sold everything
so you trade options exclusively now right anon?

>> No.57829505

>>57829411
Jeezus. Someone as old as me in this thread.

>> No.57829520

>>57829495
I hold reverse calender spreads and am running conversion arbitrage + box spreads on a Roth IRA but yeah stocks are for STUPID NIGGERS. This is a niggerlicious market and the only people buying are STUPID NIGGERS.

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>>57829260

>> No.57829550

>got beheemed on NatGas
>decide to hold my gas bags
>decide to dump my bags to swing it
>it pumps
I could have unbeheemed myself

>> No.57829553

>>57829336
Tomorrow. Today is the day things teeter on the edge, tomorrow will be the day the rug gets pulled. Then about 10:30 will be time to buy back in for the bounce

Cap it

>> No.57829557

>>57829483
1 these are options trades, don't have the pp or risk capacity to own full shares.
2 IRS doesn't tax losses and I have many to carry forward.
3 I'm in the lowest income bracket, getting to taxable income status would be a great improvement.

>> No.57829561

Any nigger can make some nigger gains, but i've improved my positions in a way that's not niggerlicious. I'm the smartest trader that has ever lived.

>> No.57829562
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57829562

>fine guess i'll get into this tech shit
>lose immediately
Fine

>> No.57829575

MARAuderxisters we are dead. The skeletons.

>> No.57829585

>>57829520
You know you can also *HOLD* stock positions, instead of adding or selling them, right?
You do know that, right....?

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>>57829442

>> No.57829590

>>57829415
Qrd?

>> No.57829597

wtf is going on with SMCI

>> No.57829609

>>57829557
Well then youre set. Some of us dont have losses to offset our massive bags.

>> No.57829610

>>57829585
Wow, thank you for the insight nigger. I can imagine in my head you telling me this in some faggoty san fran metrosexual accent, with marvel posters in the background.
Shut up nigger faggot.

>> No.57829636
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57829636

HOLY SHIT I LOVE LEVERAGING TECH STOCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.57829640

>>57829258
Check

>> No.57829647

>>57829610
lmao

>> No.57829649

>>57829483
Cause this time next year he’s gonna be a gazillionaire! 29 days from now look for the post:
>what does (w) mean? What’s a wash sale?

>> No.57829655

>>57829610
Knew it. You didn't think of that for ONE SECOND. Maybe look in the mirror before you call someone else a nigger, loser.
>>57829636
You do mean SOXS, right?

>> No.57829662

>>57828701
4u

>> No.57829666

>>57829520
>reverse calender spreads
>box spreads
thats a lot of $0.65 per contract fees for one position anon

>> No.57829680
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57829680

I bought a weekly OTM SMCI Call. I don't think I'm gonna be able to be unglued from the computer until expiry.

>> No.57829681

>>57828731
Ask jeeves was actually good until the end though

>> No.57829682
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57829682

Wait for drop or buy nvidia?

>> No.57829684

Alright I took my 117% gain on nvda from the call I bought Friday

>> No.57829693

That's enough pumping for one day

>> No.57829700
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why do JD and BABA keep dumping

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57829699

>>57829586
what a splendid party... would be a shame if someone came and ruined it

>> No.57829704

>>57828701
Whatever you do, do NOT fuck you sister.

This is financial advice.

>> No.57829707

The fuck is up with NAK? Is it pump season already?

>> No.57829720
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57829720

uhm why is gold breaking out

>> No.57829728

Damn I really should have bought some of those SOXL 3/8 $46 calls last night. Oh well. With calls you can execute any time, right?

>> No.57829733

>>57829720
Upcoming market crash. Gold is trying to tell you.

>> No.57829734
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>>57829704
That reminds me
It's my sister's birthday later this month
What should I get her?
Any good stocks for a younger sister who's in her early 30s?

>> No.57829748

SMCI faggots are going to crash NVDA goddamit...

>> No.57829751

>>57828961
>The market will have to come back down to reality at some point though.
Remember the old boomer adage, the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay relevant

>> No.57829758

>>57829699
/smg/ has winespinsters now?

>> No.57829775

>>57829734
>younger sister is in her early 30s
>younger sister
how fuckin old are you, anon?
Buy her a pure gold necklace from Menē

>> No.57829777

>>57829720
Cause I wanna sell my real gold

>> No.57829781

>>57829699
>capitalized black
I hate PC shit so much

>> No.57829783

>>57829704
In all seriousness should I sell? I don't want to read their earnings report.

>> No.57829798

>>57829720
Flight to "don't worry about it bro just buy more SOXL"

>> No.57829817

>>57829728
What was the strike price on it?

>> No.57829835 [DELETED] 

>>57829775
I'm in my mid/late thirties...
I usually just send her an AMZN gift card

>> No.57829838 [DELETED] 

are commentators and experts rightfully calling this "mania" already?

>> No.57829844 [DELETED] 

>>57829817
I think they were going for around $3 last night

>> No.57829848 [DELETED] 
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57829848

I stopped posting antysemitic shit a mont ago. Now I get free money from the chosen people. Its that simple boys.

>> No.57829856 [DELETED] 

>>57829835
send her AMZN shares

>> No.57829861 [DELETED] 
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57829861

>golb
Schiff won

>> No.57829865 [DELETED] 

> single company (AAPL) gets hit with $2b fine from the EU
> entire US market dumps
Very nice, very diversified.

>> No.57829866 [DELETED] 

>>57829848
Learn to type

>> No.57829870

>>57829734
what does she like?
Lulu lemon
Didney
Tupperware
LVMH

>> No.57829876

Natural gas of the female variety.

>> No.57829880

>S&P up with AAPL, GOOG, TSLA down
This AI meme is getting out of hand
Companies with REAL customers (not other companies or at least companies that have real customers on their end) are dumping and the companiesuppliers are pumping

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>>57829700
BABA earnings were shit, JD is pricing in bankruptcy in Q4 earnings.

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57829912

>muh bubble
Don't care, making 10k+ per day. LMAO

>> No.57829911

>>57829781
i think black is the horsemans first name

>> No.57829921

>>57829856
Oh ok, that's a good idea (it's not)
>>57829870
>what does she like?
I don't have a clue. Other than quick phone calls for holidays, I haven't talked to her in like 2 years. For all I know, she could be married by now.

>> No.57829923

>>57829751
I seem to remember it slightly differently.

>> No.57829927

>>57829411
Criminally underrated.

>> No.57829928

Do I buy DELL, Bitfarms or AMZN?? $20k

>> No.57829931

>>57829865
>$2b fine from the EU
What did they do?

>> No.57829936

>>57829921
>Oh ok, that's a good idea (it's not)
Ok what about a dick pic?

>> No.57829938
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57829938

Louiss Vuitton looks toppy what say you anons?
LVMUY

>> No.57829939

BUY SMCI or wait??

>> No.57829953

>>57829912
This is not a bubble.
This is worse.
Permanently high plateau.

>> No.57829954
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57829954

Nane a bigger hack than Warren Buffett

>> No.57829958

What do we think of spirit airlines SAVE?

>> No.57829966

>>57829911
It says 'Horsemen', they are indeed black (nigger variety)
>>57829921
Why waste the $?
>>57829954
Bill ACK-man

>> No.57829972
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57829972

>>57829720
why not?

>> No.57829990
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57829990

>>57829912
Get gains, keep gains, simple as.

>> No.57829991

>>57829912
This is the kind of person I was talking about here >>57828641
SMCI up 25% today.
Absolute fucking clown market, by clowns for clowns.

>> No.57830010

>>57829931
They ripped a tag off a mattress

>> No.57830012

>bought UGL at open
>should be cherishing the gains
>instead stressing over not being in JNUG
why am I like this

>> No.57830017

>>57829991
>I was too scared and now I'm salty! This is clown business!

>> No.57830019

>>57829928
amazon

>> No.57830020

>>57829865
Wtf do you mean entire market dumps?>>57829880

>> No.57830040

SAAB is almost up by 4% from a new contract, love me defense stocks
not exactly SMCI gains, but still nice enough

>> No.57830047

>>57829939
I did it. I think it still has a ton of room to run.

>> No.57830050

>>57829835
>gifting gift cards
that's even worse than cash. how can u be so thoughtless?

>> No.57830060

>>57830047
top signal

>> No.57830064

>>57829990
Being up 82,173% is possible, but you can only ever go 100% down; sooo....
Realizing gains is the only *REAL* solution to "the music stopping"

>> No.57830066

when do we rewrite the definition of a bubble?

>> No.57830068

>>57830050
Well I can cash in credit card points for gift cards. If I send cash, I have to... like... write a check or something

>> No.57830088

>>57829991
Anon, you know you can sell whenever you want, right?
Seeing as I'm up 15% or so I can set a stop loss and be totally safe.
Stop being a fucking pussy. Recognize the momentum and do something about it. It might surprise you but you don't have to love a stock to buy it, just recognize that's where the money is being made.

>> No.57830094

Smci = market manipulation

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57830095

>>57830068
>If I send cash, I have to... like... write a check or something
Or you can *send cash*????

>> No.57830103

>>57830068
>credit card points
If you get cash back it's probably more convenient. Look it up.

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57830117

>>57829991
>>57828641
they just got added to sp500 index
this is on you. Now you have boomertards Vootards and every beta slurping analyst pumping these server racks to infinity and beyond.
Retards are so friggen strong. and its not just one its an army of them you can't fight the herd head on. You've got to corral them, and herd them off the cliff.

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>> No.57830133

>>57830064
>Being up 82,173% is possible
Realistically, how do achieve a ytd return like this?

>> No.57830138

>YPF
>YPF
>YPF

>> No.57830144

>>57830095
>send cash
...through the mail? Like I'm a Mexican migrant sending back remittances. What the fuck?
>>57830103
Yes, I can convert points into cash, but I did check and I can get more value converting to AMZN gift cards or whatever. Not a lot, but enough to make it worthwhile.

>> No.57830152
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57830152

NMRK finna run to $20? Seems like they do well in bad times.

>> No.57830162

>>57830133
Insider trading with 0dte otm options

>> No.57830164

>>57830144
>Yes, I can convert points into cash, but I did check and I can get more value converting to AMZN gift cards or whatever. Not a lot, but enough to make it worthwhile.
Interesting, it was the other way around in my (((credit card))) so I always just got cash.

IIRC 10000 points were $100 and 11111 points were a $100 amazon gift card, which is totally retarded.

>> No.57830166

>>57830088
>Recognize the momentum and do something about it.
This cannot be done, that's the problem. And don't say techincal analysis, because that's basically just astrology.
These kinds of gains are only possible when you throw caution to the wind and gamble your savings, which I'm not willing to do.

>> No.57830168

>>57830133
SMCI calls today, SMCI calls tomorrow, SMCI calls forever.

>> No.57830177

>>57830133
buy SMCI leaps 2 years ago.

>> No.57830190
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57830190

>up 124% on BTC
>can't sell before May or I'll owe 40% taxes

I'm in a lot of pain right now
why can't stocks be tax free after holding for a year?

>> No.57830193
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57830193

>gold & bitcoin going parabolic

WW3 is starting soon isn't it

>> No.57830195

>dont have the time to hover over the market
>dont make enough cash to spend more than maybe 100 dollars or so a week on stocks.
>only have 2 shares of qqq, 3 shares of vti, and 3 shares of usd
It might be chump change but its still money i guess.

>> No.57830199
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57830199

The Feds utter failure in actually tightening and their reluctance to raise interest rates to reasonable levels of well above (positive) 7% has caused permanent damage in form of a unprecedented, rapid pricing out as we've witnessed over the past 12 months.
Monetary barriers of entry have been raised by multiples in some cases while overall inflation is yet on another upswing after "coming down" from something not seen in decades.

Or in other words, the barrier of entry into being middle class has become "twice as expensive" over the course of 12 months.
And this throughout almost all of the wealth segments.

Not good, not good.

Also picrelated.
It's what's coming home to roost.

>> No.57830201
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57830201

FNKO just reached a buy level according to my indicators

>> No.57830202

>>57829931
They keep pissing on the dev's macs and telling them its raining so finally one of them complained to mom.

>> No.57830218

>>57830193
someones getting liquidated. who the fuck is getting liq'd?

>> No.57830222

>>57828641
value investing is dead
graham was wrong
PE ratios dont make any sense
money has nowhere to go for returns because so many people are locked out of real estate

>> No.57830230

>>57830193
It's already begun.

>> No.57830231

>>57830193
>WW3
I'm more worried about the OCC. There's no nation to rally solders from so we'd sooner have a civil war.

>> No.57830238

>>57830133
No idea.
>>57830144
Some cash in a birthday card is quite common, anon. Are you mentally okay?
>>57830190
Buy BITI to hedge?

>> No.57830240

>>57830218
nycb below $3 today

>> No.57830250

>>57830193
I'm making money out of the Shiba Inu coin lmao

>> No.57830252

>>57830231
>OCC
What is that?

>> No.57830251
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57830251

FNGD
It is time to become the man you were meant to be, just as your ancestors once did so many moons ago

>> No.57830257
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57830257

>>57830222
>value investing is dead
>graham was wrong
Checked

>> No.57830264

>>57830240
>nycb below $3 today
john rocker suicide watch?

>> No.57830271

>>57830238
Or just don't pay your taxes.
(this is not financial advise, obviously everyone on /smg/ pays their taxes.)

>> No.57830274

>>57830166
Its more than TA, its paying attention to public sentiment and traders. You can figure out what people are going to jump at early if you REALLY keep your fingers on the pulse. NVDA is one such example, if you made the connection between CUDA, AI training, and how much it was being talked about.
It sounds stupid but it works. If you see something in the news regularly, you might want to consider investing in it. People do that with shit their wives buy often and it works out pretty well (look at something like ULTA, for instance).

>> No.57830299

>>57830166
lmao what a pussy

>> No.57830301

>>57830252
Literal Russian communists in the executive branch who are about to fuck you in the ass with a strapon.

>> No.57830305
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57830305

goldfags is this it? is schiff finally gonna get to cum?

>> No.57830309

>>57830164
I just checked mine
$100 into my checking account: 50,000 pts
$100 AMZN gift card: 45,382 pts ($200 = 90,670)
$100 SBUX gift card: 44,269 pts ($200 = 88,438)
$100 Best Buy gift card: 43,893 pts ($200 = 87,700)
So different stores have better ratios, and you get more $/pt the higher the gift card value
>>57830238
>Are you mentally okay?
Fuck no

>> No.57830335

>>57830199
The Fed positively fucked up during 2021. They should have been raising rates much earlier instead of acting like inflation was transitory. Because of their assumptions that things would just magically go back to normal, we instead got almost two years of unchecked inflation.
They DID do the correct thing when they started aggressively raising rates, the issue is how long they waited to do so.

>> No.57830342

>>57830309
yeah that's much more reasonable

>> No.57830347

>>57830240
No way, theyre oversold big time.
Bounce incoming. Goldman or Blackrock will buy them worst case scenario, watch. Nothing to worry about.

>> No.57830363

>>57830271
I’m getting $500 refund
Maybe I should have made up some more deductions..

>> No.57830364

>LINK flat
>GLNK up 10%
wtf, I feel like shorting this shit

>> No.57830377

>>57828641
> I know most of these retards are fucked in the long run
>it still feels unfair
Pick one faggot, theyre the ones getting BTFO later on, you at least have the sense to use caution and not watch your net worth vanish into thin air. You could say theyre having fun with the hype, but that high wears off. Enjoy the simple pleasures and stop worrying about what other people are doing unless it affects the price of your stocks.

>> No.57830391

LUNR getting heemed wtf

>> No.57830395

>TSLA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Eat shit baggies

>> No.57830402

>>57830335
Imo the Fed has not raised nearly enough.
They should have aggressively raised well into the double digits initially and we should be hovering around (positive) 7% by now.
Le free markets are basically laughing at the Fed and their efforts by discounting most of the yield curve compared to the Fed funds rate. >100bps for the 10y yield for example.

>> No.57830408

GTLB bros how we feeling?

>> No.57830420

>>57830363
Do you treat a refund as ordinary income on the next years taxes? Or is it literally a refund? It’s been so long since I’ve had one I’ve forgotten.

>> No.57830424

>>57830395
Kek I saw that. Fuck I hate that stock and the weird cult it has.

>SMCI crushing

If Broadcom has great results this thing could fly to 2k

>> No.57830441

>>57830408
>I paused my vim to be here.

>> No.57830442

>>57830408
I'm not putting money there but I'm thinking it will tank. I expect there was high migration into Github. Screencap this post.

>> No.57830445

>>57828734
Anything over 30% return is just gravy in my book. Either take a profit or let it keep going and chance it going down.

>> No.57830447
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57830447

i was expecting these yields to come in hot like all the other auctions the past few weeks. i guess there is more demand for short term treasuries compared to long term. is that bullish or bearish for equities?

>> No.57830470

>>57830402
>>57830335
both right. They should have started earlier. They didn't. They should have gone higher because of that.

>> No.57830472

>>57830442
>expect there was high migration into Github.
Really? Their UI is faster than github and their CI/CD is very good. I've actually been helping some small businesses migrate to Gitlab.

>> No.57830479

>>57830424
Dell had really good results from their server stuff, so I could see it.

>> No.57830485

>btc hits new ATH
>my miners dump

someone pls explain

>> No.57830488

I need to stop buying garbage and just buy tech stocks

>> No.57830499

>>57830274
You're saying this in the context of a decade long bull market. It's exactly this kind of mindless meme stock mindset that causes clown markets like this in the first place. It works great until it doesn't, and then you lose half your net worth in a week.

>> No.57830504

>>57830442
When searching camel cased repo names in Github I have to add spaces between the words to get it to search properly. For that alone Github can suck a fat cock.

>> No.57830523

>>57830479
Honestly who else would you buy from? HP?

>> No.57830526

>>57830420
It's literally a refund.
>>57830488
You should've bought JNUG and GLD like I said, last week.

>> No.57830528
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57830528

So if QQQ could drop back down to 400; that would be greeeaaaat.

>> No.57830531
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57830531

>>57830499
I'll see you at NVDA 1000.

>> No.57830545

thinking of going all in on PARA, i feel like it can't really get any lower and those 3x predictions by 2026 are really juicy to me.

>> No.57830547

Fuck, already up 30% on ANF calls today, I wanna take profits but earning calls are Thursday

>> No.57830551

>>57830523
If you go lower cost than Dell you're probably reaching SMCI and then further beyond is total nameless chink-tier alibaba shit.

>> No.57830556

The fuck is "EVA" and why am I making money from it today?

>> No.57830560

>>57830531
Where did I make predictions about the price of NVDA? It could go up to $10,000 for all I know (before it comes crashing down).

>> No.57830567
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57830567

WHY ELON???

>> No.57830578

>>57830551
At that point you might as well just get used Dell gear though as long as you're not eg hosting a DB and actually need it to be reliable and available. Or just use some VPSs.

>> No.57830605

>>57830567
Market fundamentals, unironically. Look at its market cap relative to other automotive companies. However what you should be doing is slurping Rivian right now

>> No.57830608

yeah im thinking imma slurp apple and tesla

>> No.57830610
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>>57830470
If the Fed doesn't pull a le "unprecedented, unexpected" emergency rate hike at least once during their next two to three meetings then they are complicit in making people poorer, faster.
The coming wave of broad inflation is going to be insane for the people who understand. Most won't understand at all, of course.
If we're seeing inflation being stick around 4% to 5% for a decade ON TOP OF what has happened since the plandemic without interest rates reaching (positive) 8% to 12% then it's fucking over.
Even the "poor" brackets of wealth have had and will continue to have their barriers of entry raised.

>> No.57830613
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57830613

I think Goog has 1 more bounce on it.

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>>57830064
>Being up 82,173% is possible, but you can only ever go 100% down; sooo....
In a perfect world, more than 100% losses should not exist...BUT THIS IS NOT A PERFECT WORLD...

>> No.57830630

>>57830613
>Mag 7 are cigar butt stocks now

>> No.57830634

>>57830605
eww

>> No.57830653

>>57830605
Are you slurping Rivian for it's eventual buyout by one of the big 3?

>> No.57830660

>>57830560
Let me ask you an honest set of questions that might make you rethink your knee jerk:
Is NVDA useful to a large amount of the market, right now?
Do you think NVDA is going anywhere? As in, are there major risks that would cause their company to simply collapse?
If AI is not a bubble, who else will compete with NVDA to take so much of their market share that their price collapses?
If AI is a bubble (like the internet was a bubble), then what services that NVDA currently provides will no longer be needed (or needed in as much quantity) once it pops?
Moreover, if the bubble pops, why does that entail massive losses for current holders, instead of merely going to a position that is still well beyond their buy in?

>> No.57830659

>>57830634
Amazon literally will not let Rivian die. We are in an EV and lithium dip, you myst slurp. Tesla is already overvalued, even if there is real long term value in it

>> No.57830664

>Coworker left his Macbook charger at home.
>Got the green-light from our boss to go and buy a new charger to keep at work.
Bullish for AAPL.

>> No.57830668

how unethical is it to long BLK

>> No.57830677

>>57830420
Literally a refund
When you get it, it’s yours

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>>57830201
I've been ghostt following you I bought calls

>> No.57830694

>>57830668
it's a drop in the ocean

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>>57830630
I could be wrong. but yeah I think it needs to touch the top of the pennant once more.

>> No.57830701

>>57830660
>CUDA, AI, servers, graphic designers, games

>> No.57830709

>>57830605
>However what you should be doing is slurping Rivian right now
I was considering buying Rivian stock but wanted to use the money for other things for a while. Hoping to build a position over the rest of this year. If they can release a cheaper vehicle and fix some of their production issues to lower prices, I think they can do well. I've heard nothing but good things about their trucks.

>> No.57830713

>>57830066
Right before we rewrite the definition of a crash

>> No.57830730

>missus ovulating
bullish on bbc

>> No.57830739

Buy a fuckton of google now?

>> No.57830745

>>57830709
It may be wise to wait. They will probably have more bad earnings reports. You can make much more money in the short term with other investments.

>> No.57830755

>BITF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH MY CALLS WTF

>> No.57830765

>>57830739
gaygle

Stop asking NIGGERS AND JEWS what to do.

>> No.57830782

>>57830745
I was thinking to drop 5-10k on it and just forget it exists for a while.

>> No.57830785

>>57830755
its a $3 stock why are you playing anything but puts

>> No.57830799
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57830799

Go ahead and bake then jannie.

>> No.57830802

>tesla and apple in freefall
yeah, im thinking im gonna buy the dip

>> No.57830817

>>57830660
>Is NVDA useful to a large amount of the market, right now?
Yes
>Do you think NVDA is going anywhere? As in, are there major risks that would cause their company to simply collapse?
No
>If AI is not a bubble, who else will compete with NVDA to take so much of their market share that their price collapses?
AMD
>If AI is a bubble (like the internet was a bubble), then what services that NVDA currently provides will no longer be needed (or needed in as much quantity) once it pops?
The chips Nvidia sells for training AI.
>Moreover, if the bubble pops, why does that entail massive losses for current holders, instead of merely going to a position that is still well beyond their buy in?
lol somebody is buying at $840. These people will be fucked if it collapses.
The problem with Nvidia is that, based on the forward P/E, the market is assuming their earnings will continue rising for the considerable future. This is delusional unless you think the big companies are going to keep making billions in purchases of AI chips every year.

>> No.57830820

>>57830802
thanks for being exit liquidity fren

>> No.57830822
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>> No.57830829

IM SLOOORPING AAPL GOOG TSLA IM GOOOONA SLOOOOOOOORRRRP

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BBAI looks like a James Bond villain. Nothing could go wrong during the earning calls.

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>>57830829
BASED BASED BASED

>> No.57830864

>>57830782
Yeah its definitely something to drop a few grand on and forget for 3 to 5 years. If they go to 0 then fine its whatever, but other than Tesla and BYD its probably the only EV company that has a chance to survive the current market. Its not a bad bet.

>> No.57830872

>>57830817
>This is delusional unless you think the big companies are going to keep making billions in purchases of AI chips every year.
Why not? Every company is poised to integrate more and more AI into their products and services. It's fucking AI, we've saturated human performance, we need to use robots now Anon.

>> No.57830896

>>57830856
Cyberpunk dommy mommy for the glowie AI company. Probably given the role for the priority access to federal contracts. I want her to ride my face so bad bros. I’m in $5k in BBAI right now

>> No.57830898

>>57830822
They’re so low IQ