/biz/ - Business & Finance

I’m in.

Maybe we do something like Girl Scout cookies and have some sort of mechanism that donates to them ?

>>57822749
Fruit Frog NFTs

>>57822749
Can't you take the idea from circle and do it with the infinity logo or something, I'm sick of all these donate shit token.

>>57822773
what are the donate shit tokens

>>57822765
wow that's a bad name lmao

>>57822749
Call it Based Retard

>>57822763
Shit like this donating to something, instead of using the fees to rebuy and burn the token increasing value, you should create it with a timer that halves the supply every 3 days, something fast and aggressive.

>>57822792
Ticker BRTRD
BasedRetard

>>57822818
Nice I like it

>>57822749
ClownCoin or something along those lines

$CLOWN

69,420,911 supply

Will be very memeable and you can connect it to clown world headlines

>>57822816
Fine that’s good too


Maybe BLACKHOLE

? We can meme it in a variety of ways

Sneed
ticker: SNEED
supply: 7 to 8 max

>>57822749
DM on tg let's work together and figure something out BitcoinNettingFinance

>>57822818
>>57822828
Based Retard and Clown are both good bets.

>>57822833

>>57822749
ClownWorld

>>57822843

>>57822749
Javier Milei Because he’s based. 100 million total supply.

>>57822838
There's no Based Retard yet on base chain, but already some clown coins. Searched this on dextools kek

>>57822833
Please do not do this OP atleast make the supply a high supply

>>57822792
This ones the winner
>>57822818
BTARD

>>57822838
Retard too hard to meme, cannot go viral on censored normie social media

square

>>57822861
Retardio on SOL is 20 million MarketCap dipshit

>>57822853
Trump is going to continue run. Capitalize on that. Millie on base.

>>57822857
Supply is negotiable.

>>57822864
already done, all circle copycats are fails because dev made key functions private, and jeets haven't figured that out yet

>>57822859
BTARD or BRTRD

The name is Based Rtrd, whats wrong with that

>>57822749
You asked for meme tokens, so here are some ideas with absolutely no utility.

1. Circle wif line. Hey, it works on Solana.
2. Blue (ticker: BLUE). Supply 255255255 or something like that.
3. SPHERE
4. TRIANGLE (ticker: TRI), 33333...
5. SQUARE (ticker: SQUARE), 44444...
6. NONAGON (ticker: NON or NOT): 9999..., it's not quite a circle. A non circle.
You get the idea.

>>57822880
Honestly supply should be stupidly high, those meme coins do best.

Ok guys, I am deplyong it, coming back in a sec

>>57822749
Moneybags ticker BAGS
Supply 1 gorrilion tokens

>>57822927
You need to make a tg too and a Twitter after you deploy it so we can shill it

>>57822966
deployed here

D16Fbc44918Ec03C55c810AD4908AFc09e63411d

I am bad with twitters and tg, anybody want to take the thing? I put almost the totality of the supply into a uniswap liquidity

>>57822988
When you going to add liq?

>>57822988
Based retard added liq

>>57822749
send your addresses on tg dgio000 I send you premint anons

>>57823018
Such a low amount of liquidity wtf lol

>>57823033
liquidity's coming - and lp is going to get burned

>>57822749
how much liquidity is needed to launch a meme coin in general?

>>57823018
Why won’t uni let me buy

>>57822749
how about "BlackBox"
BBOX
66666666666
IDK whatever mechanics.

>>57823060
contract not verified yet

>>57823091
shoot - uploading the source code now.
If anybody wants to start a tg for the token, do it

Call it DEBASED, ticker DEBA.
Logo is a cartoon girl sticking her tongue out looking up into the camera covered in coins/gold.
Loads of supply.

I got first dubs, what is this crap

>>57823091
verified now on basescan

>>57823131
Just messing with you OP, you're cool for doing this

>>57823124
What is total supply?

I put $26 in

Now here’s where I work for my bags can someone make a TG I’ll start tweeting but we need some meat like TG/website and some memes

did the airdrops go out yet?

Also why is the market cap 90k on dex? The fuck

Retardbros, wtfwt?!?!?1 kek

>>57822749
>aero

If its on AERO then you may be able to get LP yield for the project which drastically helps liquidity.

Call it

UP token.

Then make the only pairing for it

AERO/UP

You add liquidity to the pool, stake the LP token to allow the dev to claim the AERO yield so the UP protocol can stake the AERO to vote for more LP rewards for its own pairing. Use a small portion of AERO yield to also to buy and burns of the UP token periodically.

Make it like 1,000,000 tokens only.

Idk if that is all possible lemme know. I really need to learn how to code I could make so many fun fly wheel experiments

>>57823150
1bln

>>57822749
yo you got a TG? i have a really great idea but wanna chat privately with a dev about it.

retardio is going ham on Solana, no reason based retard can't do the same

if you don't have at least 1M based retards, ngmi

how do I see this on metamask :l
showing 0 balance, but I see it on the chain

Base requires you to do a pr and have a coin base employee manually approve it. They also have a pozzed code of conduct which means they will not approve anything edgy.

+cTDHvbEIXytkMmFk
get the fuck in here retards

Would've aped in a disgusting amount on $CLOWN

OP chose wrong, oh well.

>>57823187
Anyone can tell this retard why it’s 90k?

>>57823260
yeah, not sure why this retard was in such a rush. Didn't take the time for a proper brainstorm or to organize anything

>>57823275
My sides

>>57823275
I mean, it's Base Retard, what did you expect

>>57823238
help a fellow Based Retard out

>>57823253
come to tg m'retards

>>57823253

tg

t me +cTDHvbEIXytkMmFk

Someone make a thread or 2 for the coin I am adding in liquidity now

what's the address nigger?

>>57823363
0xd16fbc44918ec03c55c810ad4908afc09e63411d

Based Dev anon sent me some

NIGGERS WHY IS THE MARKETCAP SO HIGH

Wait so what did the dev go with?

>>57823397
The one that guarantees it won't be listed anywhere or go viral

kek

>>57823404
It will feed the village ser that is all that matters

>>57823404
it doesn't spell out retard though

>>57823421
I wish you well on your endeavor

>>57823404

Why do people insist on creating the same packaged dog shit that does literally NOTHING

No fly wheel effects, no incentive to buy, nothing to describe to others to hype

The token should have been CRINGE RETARD because that's what he is.

>>57823404
just say the fund go to help ppl with disabilities
donate a lil sum

0xA6Ac2F6d77Cc20db27aA8A688EaAb457b467E327 Please good sir do the needful. I can do twitter.

>>57823439
tourist. every bizreali coin has pumped on pure memetic magic only. no need for cringe midcurve mechanics

>>57822749
>I am a solidity dev, it's night, I am bored, let's create a meme token on Base . propose ticker, name, and supply, we can vote, or first dub wins and also gets a premint
Oh you're a dev alright, a Dev Patel.

>>57823444
checked

might get away with it if the dev team pretends to be indian

"please ser help ratard"

Why won’t anyone answer why the market cap is so high?

How much is the fee roughly when doing a trade on Uniswap basechain?

>>57823481
cents

>>57823404
>listed
lmao, this won't last a week before dev drains liquidity, just put like 20$ in it and have some fun

>>57823494
A man can dream

>>57823470

Are you kidding me? The number 1 token right now on /biz/ is CIRCLE because its NOT the same repackaged dogshit.

No one is buying this trash and every time I see it shilled here I'm going to denigrate it aggressively for what it is. Another scam that does nothing, didn't try to do anything. Hell I'll just tag this thread every time I see it posted on here.

Its not even a good meme. PEPE was obvious. This is will come and go as all the rest do. It won't even hit 5 Millio MCAP

>>57823513
disgusting newfag. circle is not a bizreali token. go back etc

What swap site for base to this coin?

>>57823439
it's 7am and I was just bored man, if you have some good ideas to talk about, contact me and we can do it as well

>>57823534
uniswap

>>57823533

>Maybe if I spam more keywords everyone here will think I'm one of the guys and buy this dog shit token

Next you will be spamming nigger and kike too right?

Maybe mention Plebbit double spacing while you are at it.

You are fucking CANCER.

>>57823542

>>57823205

>>57823554
you're just salty your idea wasn't picked, also maybe don't use reddit spacing if you don't want to be called a newfag

>>57823554
first cycle on biz? be honest.

BASED

>>57823600
Kek

0x497fa261511F779147A287Be09a5f30EBBbd1a5a pls sir, my village is starving

Thank you ser. 24$ for you

>>57822749
make the first Trump token to exist on base. Will give normie coinbase users an easy way to buy a trump token. could have 5% sell tax to donate to trump campaign and 0% buy tax

>>57823592
>>57823592

I was in the initial Ass Blaster thread and bought LINK right after.

>>57823579

Honestly I hope he doesn't make my idea. Anyone who thinks BTARD or whatever nonsense he came up with is a good idea will just fuck it up probably.

You faggots have no idea how amazing this board was even as recent as circa 2018. In depth discussion of projects and real alpha as far as the eye could see. The catalog was FULL of it.

Now its just cringe retards who spam memes that reach 5 Million MCAP, dump, and then never pump ever again.

Then they make another. Its fucking sad. How is EVERYONE here who can code bereft of any novel ideas? Its unreal

>>57823661
>Then they make another. Its fucking sad. How is EVERYONE here who can code bereft of any novel ideas? Its unreal
idk anon, might be hard to code something like that, although I would be on board

>>57823661
i think
1) some anons made it and left
2) much less interest in crypto rn in general
3) people are demoralized, why make effort projects if they don't gain enough popularity (see for example plebbit) when dog coin no.69 moons instantly?

>>57823721
>idk anon, might be hard to code something like that, although I would be on board

That is a fair and understandable roadblock. I'm just upset at the state of the board which is a shell of its forming being.

>>57823756
>1) some anons made it and left

You never really leave. Lmao

>>57823550
Slippage for buy/sell? It won't work says internal JSON-RPC error. I don't know who Jason is but he's mad annoying.

Why is the market cap so high

>>57823787
I swapped on uni with no troubles

lol some absolute genius bought for $3.47 and sold for $3.45

>>57823808
village is fed

What about Based?

DINDU COIN

Why dindu coin? Because I dindu nothin.

The idea is simple: We will have a web parser that detects dindu moments on news outlets. If it reaches small headlines, the liquidity pool gets decreased by a small percentage.

If there's national outrage and BLM involvement, the pool gets halved.

>this sounds retarded

Oh, it is. With enough publicity, dindus will inevitably invest, then commit crimes, then profit off of it. So tell me sharks, are you ready to make some cash, or are you gonna be left behind saying you dindu nothin?

I am holding a cool .005 eth worth
Im so gonna fuckin make it

I miss Link memes. Make a money belly / Sergey token. Honestly would love some Sergey or vitalik related nfts too

>>57823600
I really really really like this image

tg

t me +cTDHvbEIXytkMmFk

everyone gtfih

NIGGERS

>>57823363
>>57823373
How much should I get?

>>57824074
Fuck, I guess the liquidity got pulled or whatver, I don't think you can buy

>>57824089
It works I just got 75 worth. What's the ca so I know I got the right one

>>57824103
0x45199Bd7039300FB0B88e4A9132A3c526EB1A915

I honestly have no idea what fuckery is happening with the liquidity, to peabrained for this

>>57824123
He rugpulled us for our bigmac money

>>57824136
1000 dollarinoes, sad

You guys do realise that one fresh address literally received it for free and just dumped it on you for $1300. You got rugged.

Most of the posts in here shilling it are almost certainly fake.

>>57824192
I'm just smoothbrained and can't check shit like this for myself, got rugged of my pizza money...

>>57824192
Let's pump it

What's the make it/sui stack now that the whale is out

>>57822749
you know that you don't have to be a dev in order to mint a shitcoin?

>>57822988
Based dev let's make this huge

>>57823373
Oooh cheapies. I'm going to get some and hodl

>>57824250

Imagine still wanting to participate in this. How about I just post an address and you can send me the money. I'll send you back double after I 5x it. Lmao

lol. should have seen this coming when the "dev" was so quick to "choose" BRTRD as a name

thanks for playing

>>57822749
I am a solidity dev, it's night, I am fixing errors introduced by team member who doesn't know shit about writing or testing solidity, critical meeting tomorrow, wish I could help but it is what it is. Good luck.

>>57822749
I canmakethe website anon, connect with ethers if needed some UI

Maybe the based retards were the ones who got rugged along the way
Im never going to recover from my 17 dollar loss, its over.

>>57823260

is there still room for an airdrop?

Since OP not only was a scammer, but also choose the worst coin idea in the thread, I made CLOWN.

0xf875Ae847F2fb6334162d2055D9F2068C7806bC3

https://app.uniswap.org/swap?inputCurrency=0xf875Ae847F2fb6334162d2055D9F2068C7806bC3

I'll make the TG, custom icon and start the airdrop process after I come back from the gym. If anyone here is a designer and wants to make the logo while I'm gone, I can compensate you later.
>>57823205
I'm very interested in this idea.

>>57822749
sar please feed the village saar i needful
0x22da92Cb63767ABC75a5106A0D997083b6841068

>>57823554
>reddit spacing

curryshit scam , biz is full of fags

>>57825900
Aped in

>>57825900
Nice but why on uniswap? Wouldnt it have been better on aero? I'm buying a bag regardless

EARNFI is the ultimate safemoon-ponzinomics token on Base, all holders receive Ethereum as passive income directly in their wallets. DYOR and enjoy this life hack.

>>57825900
Based

>>57825900
>>57825900
Got in. Whoever makes the logo, it should be red white and blue like aero

>>57825900
I'm down to clown

>>57825900
>>57826457
Or maybe pepe with a clown wig

>>57825900
im retarded, if i switched the network will my coin in etherum main network safe?

>>57826528
If you switch nerwork your coins stay in your wallet in whatever network you bought

>>57822749
CLOWN COIN
W/ 8 BILLION REPRESENTING ALL THE CLOWNS

>>57826622
>>57825900

>>57822749
PP coin for those with small and large PPs

this week

>>57825900
You should make a new thread for this

>>57822835
This retard scammed all of us including me OP - he was the one supposed to put the liquidity

>>57825900
Aped hard, you niggers better make me rich

>>57825900
I’m aping don’t rug us please nigger

>>57823312
KEK

Down to clown

>>57825900
HOLY BASED

>>57825900
>>57825900

What if this is just OP who rugged on another ID going for round two within the same thread? Lmao Its hard to know but it also wouldn't surprise me

>>57826145
>>57826178
>>57826442
>>57826457
>>57826505
>>57826512
>>57826528
>>57826642
>>57826678
>>57826678
>>57826890

>>57827064
Rakesh hard at work. See how any of these IDs won't respond to you.

>>57827064
Shit what was I thinking. Oh well $100 isn’t much money to me.

>>57825900
>>57825900
>I'm very interested in this idea.

I mean if you are legit then make it as I described. Send me some UP tokens if you'd like

0x18f0cdf3beb2707d7a6ba11cf8328097b12cd0de

If you have questions on further specifics then ask here I can try to clarify.

>>57827078

I got 1 already. Lmao Its not even that farfetched that he'd do it. Plus it would appear the CLOWN token is yet again another meme that has zero functionality. If you people are going to continue to make ponzis and hot potato games at least make them interesting.

>>57822861
It will have no problem on Telegram. Pick related.

>>57822909
>Circle wif line
$CWIF ("swif") or $SWIFL ("swifle"). Also a good one.

>>57822988
>>57823001
>>57823013
>>57824324
I can't find it. What am I doing wrong?

>>57827186
>Plus it would appear the CLOWN token is yet again another meme that has zero functionality. If you people are going to continue to make ponzis and hot potato games at least make them interesting.

I mean everything is a non functional scam. Even something I bought earlier I thought at least had a sell tax pooled into the LP for better liquidity and I just misread it.

Why do you people buy this shit? Its not funny. It will get lost among the other 3923959350 tokens that DO LITERALLY NOTHING. It will never go beyond 500K MCAP. I'll never understand.

>>57827305
this is OP, do not buy - other retard in the team dumped 25mln coins

>>57827371
The functionality is gambling. To gamble on shitcoins you have to do basic research about tokenomics, honeypot contract code, LP, etc to not get scammed. Throwing money to a random shitcoin on /biz/ where code isn't even verified is a sure way to never see it again.

>>57825900
Here’s my vote on an icon

>>57828839
already rugged lmao

>>57828947
No it didn’t?

>>57829184
Is Dextools really this bad at updating info? The rug happened an hour ago.

I have an idea for a legit coin that I can meme the fuck out of, but it needs to be a spotless contract and I need the dev to be a white American.

>>57829525
If someone can take a picture of their hand, write their id on a paper, and have a picture of the outside of their passport or something that is very obviously American like a chipotle napkin or a dicks sporting goods card, whatever, then I’ll give you a tg to join. We have a group of people interested in making this meme happen.

>>57829525
I'm an American contributor to two 8-10 figure protocols, but I'm not white. Sorry anon.

>>57829580
Just copy paste open zeppelin contract code like all the shitcoin "devs", no Solidity or computer knowledge needed. Here's how you launch a shitcoin in 27 seconds: https://twitter.com/Loopifyyy/status/1654874026815225859

Kek no way you retards fell for 2 scams in the same night in the literal same thread, never change biz

got it in an airdrop so can't complain
thought this would last the night :l