/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57819156
>Muh climate change is le real

Is this /smg/ fashion week?
A lot of clothes companies

LOL

Waiter, one natural gas. Female, yes.

>>57819156
America is the easiest place to become a millionaire. If you are in America, and you cannot become a millionaire, you cannot become a millionaire in any other country.
>there are anons who sold the ABSOLUTE bottom in October...

>>57819202
It will all be decided Thursday

>>57819209
Your female natural gas asset sir

>>57819237
Mmm brappy... excellent.

>>57819207
>i can has applez car in mah vizzion pro

>>57819202
>Campbell's
I eat so much fucking soup. Buying calls on this couldn't be any more obvious.

>>57819215
>. If you are in America, and you cannot become a millionaire, you cannot become a millionaire in any other c
this desu. something like 8% of americans are millionaires. obviously that probably includes a lot of house networths but still.

Big lots never migrates, Only the people who short.

>>>57818319

>>57819265
>I eat so much fucking soup
Which soup do you eat?
I get the Cream of Chicken cans sometimes, mix it with steamed white rice, and throw some shredded cheddar on top

>>57819156
God Bless XOM

>>57819256
tim cook is a retard. he is riding steve jobs vision and success. no ai product yet, vision pro is overpriced vr headset, car project scrapped.

im pulling all my money out of apple and buying tesla.

Woman indicator flashing

>>57819346
It's over.

>>57819346
yeah this means it's unequivocally over

Speak up LLAP bros, seems like you went radio silent. LMT just offered to buy out the company. Good or bad? We are still attacked by short sellers...

>>57819237
FUUUUCK THAT'S MY FUTURE WIFE

>>57819346
Thanks just sold everything.

>>57819207
That could be one source trying to push a certain point of view. But if it's true, yeah, it doesn't seem like great leadership.

>>57819207
>letting literal FAGGOTS make decisions

>>57819346
money market women finally feeling the fomo.

ONE
HOUR
TILL
HOOD 24/5 MARKETS OPEN

>>57819346

>>57819400
shes going to buy in lose 20% and sell for a loss then go back to her MM. many such cases. the fact that she has 150k and has never invested in stocks tells me she has no clue wtf she is doing.

>>57819203
Wow, that is a fucking classic. Literally one of the first things I ever fapped to

>>57819202
All in on Target. Hitting 250 again soon and we all know it.

>>57819346
>money markets
5.25% with virtually no risk is honestly pretty nice. Rates could go down at any time, but it's been working for a while.

>>57819294
I *LOVE* me some mushroom soup, it's delicious. Easily consume enough to pay for the dividend.

>>57819346
>Woman indicator flashing
More like
>Incel indicator flashing
Women out perform men in the markets on average. This is a bullish indicator.

>futes

>invested 4k in facebook years ago
>it's now 8.5k
should I cash it out and invest it indexes or keep it there?

I just imagined what it would be like to be a
NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER
while looking at these Jewtures
and it made me shudder.

>>57819346
Well, it's been real.

>>57819567
No one knows, don't ask NIGGERS AND JEWS.

>>57819346
So loading up on SQQQ Friday wasn't a bad idea after all...

>>57819444
Trips of truth

There are low IQ's on this thread right now who think we're in an AI bubble.
Enjoy waging. I'll see you guys in my Buggatti and my Nvidia shares ;)

>>57819500
Survivorship Bias. Most women let their husbands handle retirement and the ones who stop spending money like their purse is a sieve long enough to invest are the outliers who are actually good investors not the norm who don't invest because they spend all their money on dumb women shit.

Someone post the webm of the broke ass nurses smugly posting their broke ass bank accounts.

>>57819500
because women literally just buy the indexes every month and do not trade. simple as

>>57819386
As an LLAP baggie I brought this up yesterday. A few potential explanations:

1) hostile takeover by LMT
2) LMT insider info shows either LLAP or Rivada are close to insolvency, and LMT is protecting its own interests
3) this non-binding bid is a jewish plot to maintain the stock price above $1 by april as is required to prevent delisting from NYSE, they don’t actually intend to go through with it
4) LMT does fully intend for this buyout but this offer is meant to start a negotiation and we will see the share price be closer to $2 to $4 by closing

Just watch the share price, if it breaks out then maybe the offer was to trick the market into establishing a price floor to avoid delisting, and we just need to hold for the earnings report (which may be good or bad)

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-2isJqqAKY

im selling

>>57819567
Depends on how you feel about META, and the cash invested in it.
Do you want to start moving towards a more conservative portfolio, or stay in single stock positions?
Each come with their pros/cons.

>>57819723
>>57819737
how is it over?

Bitcoin

>>57819774
Women are entering the market.

>>57819679
>Survivorship Bias
>Doesn't understand averages of women accounts
>Multiple studies have shown women are more defensive investors vs men who're aggressive retards
Survivorship bias is when data isn't being accounted for. Like when you see top youtube videos and you think "WOW! Everyone is making so much money doing youtube!" But it's only showing the top ones. This aint it chief. It's been accounted for.

>Most women let their husbands handle retirement
That would be called a "joint account"

>Someone post the webm of the broke ass nurses smugly posting their broke ass bank accounts.
THIS is more closer to an actual bias than what I posted. This is a literal selection bias and then you're using that as "all women do this" lmao.

>>57819787
isn't that bullish? 50% of the population will just empty their money market funds into VOO and QQQ

>>57819346
I feel like this is a bot comment
they're always formatted that way
>@first_last
>some sympathetic comment related to the video
>I have $___k
>need advice on how to navigate this difficult market
>recommends some guru or asks for recommendations

dead internet theory looking more real every day

>>57819787
why are attics so comfy?
i have a house but i fantasize about doing up the attic and just living in there, couldn't care less about the rest of the house

See guys, Peter IS cool

>>57819500
the majority of women dont invest and the ones that do are the nancy pelosis. compared to men who have oil riggers yolo'ing their paychecks. that lowers the average a lot.

>>57819723
Smartest smigger

>>57819207
Give us a link to the article. I wanna read the whole thing.

>>57819834
>>57819834

>>57819903
It's never a bad thing to have the high ground.

>>57819935
>the majority of women dont invest
This actually might be the case for sure but we're not talking about women who don't invest. We're talking about who do, thus the one he's making fun of. Women are known to be less risk takers, does making them do higher returns.
while the men "oil riggers" yolo their paychecks. I totally agree with that.

>the ones that do are the nancy pelosis.
The funniest thing about this shit is, Nancy isn't doing any mangaging of her investments. It's her Husband, The guy who owns a financial firm, that does.

>>57820014
You underestimate my power.

>>57819996
Don't disrespect Peter Lynch like that.

>>57819774
xi jinping is funding irl non playable characters? I think china won AI wars.

>Baker is a TAN baggie

>>57820077
YOUR new Empire?

>>57820014
From my point of view, you are evil.

>>57819723
Correct.

On the bright side, that means you guys don't have to go to work.

>>57820110
Dont make me jill you.

>>57820061
>>57820076
Women make bad financial decisions.

>>57820149
w-what?

qrd on picrel?

>>57820150
>Women make bad [...] decisions
ftfy

>>57820150
True.
>>57820165
jew with dog, and jew with fatman

>>57820169
Her body (and money) her choice!

Fug China doesn't open for another hour. What am I going to do until then?

>>57820180
makes sense, thanks anon

>>57820147
hell yeah

>>57820150
Yet they always end up better investors than men on average.

>>57820185
Beat off to chinese cartoons, you are on 4chan after all.

>>57820186
Her body my choice

>>57820213
because it is selection bias. the women that invest in the stock market are the educated types with backgrounds in finance, banking, business, etc. that makes them better. with men you have all different types including monster drinking drywall punching yolo'ing on rklb and shit like that.

i have met a lot of tradesmen who have way more money than their intelligence and they do all kinds of stupid shit with it. buying monster trucks, 4k 0dte options, etc. with women you dont have that.

>>57820213
>>57820213
Yeah by 0.04%. You sure that's not just the loose change in their purse?

>>57820246
I haven't been able to beat off recently because I'm noticing that in every single video it's always some off white spic or hairy jew fucking the fair skinned white girl. This shit cannot stand.

>>57820265

So it's set? I'm buying October Dell calls and Bitfarms calls tomorrow morning?

>>57820150
No, women buy VOO and forget about it. It’s not a bad decision

>>57820246
I trade better when I don't do that. The T retention helps me make better decisions. Excessive whacking off caused me to not all in NG at 1.55 and reenter MARA at 15. I've never banged anyone before but now I am afraid to do so if it means taking a little bit of T reduction from expelling my seed.

>>57820272
Um, no. I was talking about the jewish porn industry exploiting and essentially destroying hot young white women for profit.

Maybe Biden won't win a second term, financially speaking

>>57820311
'jews this, jews that'

Do you guys think EWJ is worth buying? Are there any leveraged positions I can get into, that cover the Japanese market?

I just spent $150 in IKEA. As IKEA is not publicly traded, what stocks can I use to profit from this?

>>57820333
checked
Probably Visa ($V) or Mastercard ($MA)

>>57820258
0.4% yearly at minimum TO 1% from one of the returns. not 0.04%. That means 5-10% higher returns in a decade.

>>57820255
>because it is selection bias. the women that invest in the stock market are the educated types with backgrounds in finance, banking, business, etc. that makes them better.
Okay, the women who're you guys are talking about are the ones who're educated types who're investing lmao.

>have met a lot of tradesmen who have way more money than their intelligence and they do all kinds of stupid shit with it. buying monster trucks, 4k 0dte options, etc. with women you dont have that.
I don't disagree.

What to do with smci? I bought it end of day friday before the ah pump. Stop loss and let it run, or dump and rebuy at a drop?

>futes

>>57820329
this
BUT
UNIRONICALLY

also

I just went ahead and solded some
USO
XLE
and
XOP
on the HOOD 24/5 markets.

Bad day for bulls tomorrow…

Made 2 big mistakes Thursday/Friday and not sure how to approach opening tomorrow. Basically gambled on BITF and got rug pulled, lost over $1,200. Same time, on a hunch, pulled out of VOO. Then Friday becomes the greatest trading day of all time. How to approach tomorrow and try to get back into the game—buy in or hold $50,000 in cash until the next red day?

>>57820420
>day
*year
>tomorrow
*if not decade

A-answer me, please! >:'(

>>57820420
Every bad day for me, is a good day for me.
It's a good time to go balls deep even more.

>>57820440
>caring about "the markets" other than NATGAS AND OIL
N
GAY
M
I

The entire West is now Japan ca. 1990
>Endless debt
>It's over

>>57820186
She is only 70% respnsible at best

>>57820374
Anon are you a woman? Like arguing aside who cares? How does this help in the market? The Woman top signal is a normie signal which signals that stocks are hitting the mainstream which is when the real shorting begins.

You going well acktually womyn in Canada out perform men.
Doesn't change the fact that women on twitter bragging about buying the big stock tends to preempt a big dump and has been seen from not just stocks but also bitcoin.

You're own statement about women "always" being better investors is based on heavily flawed data that shows a bias towards making women seem better but not taking into account the percentage of women who actually invest. If the majority of women investing are professional investors then that is indeed survivorship bias because the rest of women are simply not investing or if they are it is through a retirement fund which tends to be safer. So if the average women is only investing in retirement and the ones actually serious are professionals it creates a skewed data set.

At the end of the day women are bad with money. This I know. Gigadump to SPY 412 the generational bottom soon.

Don't get married bros. the honeymoon is going to be $7k for 10 days in greece. my portion of the wedding (since her family cannot pay for the hole thing) is going to be about $10K.
However I will be saving about $35K in taxes this year to do the tax bracket change. Any married anons here know if I can write off her IRA contributions if she doesn't work and I have to contribute for her?

>>57820329
Watching a hairy olive skinned sweaty jew fucking a prime young white woman is and always will be repulsive.

>>57820510
if she doesnt have income she cant, or you cant contribute to her ira, because the irs will see that she had no agi for the tax year but you contribute 6500 her.

now you are seeing women are a money sink. you should probably train her and tell her the greece trip is canceled and she needs to get a job or you are filing for divorce. that is probably what i would do in your situation.

>>57820510
>going anywhere in Greece other than Mt. Atmos where no women are allowed

>>57820540
It's Mount Athos you fucking LARPer

Do you think buying S&P 500 every month is still worth it? It’s scary how everything is still going up. I’m wondering if going cash for the foreseeable future is the safest bet.

>>57820539
So if I "employ" her with an LLC to basically just cook and clean and nanny, can I contribute to her 401k / IRA and deduct it as a business expense?

I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle

>he's not already GAINING

>>57820548
WHATEVS, I don't study European shitholes
but that's the only place I'd go there.

>>57820581
ya you can contribute her i am not an accountant anon so i am not sure. i think the main thing is if their is a contribution be she doesn't have income for the tax year it would probably count as an overcontribution and would be penalized at 6%.

also that is way too much work just to get 6500 in her ira. just save the money instead of wasting it on her and going forward you are going to have to set boundaries with her. especially financially her parents did pay for the wedding or help that is already probably something that will cause a fight down the line. lots of redflags on this one. secondly, she has no job which to me seems like another one because she will probably want you to buy a house 400k more than what your budget is. women don't understand the concept of not being able to afford something especially when it comes to a mortgage or certain home. so this is just not good.

>>57820585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40LOWADU-As&list=PL067B57EBFF7D6B54&index=24

What are some New Vegas stocks?

I have been in cash like a faggot for a long time. How rekt am I gonna be if I buy TQQQ at open?

>>57820539
anon you lied to me:
>Yes, you can contribute to a spousal IRA if you meet certain requirements:
You and your spouse file a joint tax return
You have taxable compensation
You have enough earned income to cover contributions for both parties
Your total contributions to both your IRA and your spouse's IRA do not exceed your joint taxable income
Your total contributions do not exceed the annual contribution limit on IRAs times two, whichever is less

I just have to file jointly

>>57820585
BASED
A
S
E
D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao_2C5NLBV0

>>57820605
I already have a house.

god I haven't done my taxes yet, and I don't want to do them. why do they have to be done every year. I changed jobs, and I don't even know if my old company sent me tax documents..

hhhhhnnnnnnngggghhhh

>>57820630
if they do not send the document from your old employer just claim your new one and get a fat tax return.

1 week until daylight saving time starts.

>>57820579
Personally, I'm about 85% invested in the market, with trailing stop losses set, and not putting much more in right now (except for small caps like LAAC / LUNR., or option plays). If shit starts crashing hard I'll stay in the sidelines for a bit making a comfy 5% from my money market cash until I see a good reentry point. Once I do I'll probably put a big chunk in a Shit&Piss or Nasdick ETF, I'm currently only long on individual stocks but honestly it's taking too much of my time to keep updated. Betting on SPY long term is totally safe, I wouldn't be worried about a drop there, but I don't feel the same about my NVDA position which is around 25% of my NW.

My pecan seeds i picked up from the nearby park germinated successfully after i overwintered them in my fridge. im excited to plant them shortly.

it could take 10+ years for a pecan tree to produce fruit which is a good metaphor for /smg/ investors. it could take 10 years to produce the fruit off your investments but its worth the wait.

>>57820510
why not establish a dakota trust?

>>57820677
theres actually a coconut crisis on the horizon because most of the coconut trees in asia are producing less and less because they are at the end of their life span. New groves haven't been produced in sufficient numbers to off-set the retirement.

>>57820633
Are those futures? How does this shit have so much retard strength?

>>57820644
but when do midnight shavings begin?

>>57820677
Are pecans really fruit, though?

>>57820385
>Stop loss and let it run
That's what I'm planning on doing tomorrow morning, and I missed the pump. I intend to hold on like grim death until at least the 18th, because that's they day they officially join the S&P500 and all those ETF's and fund managers start wetting their beaks in the new arrival.

Wow holy shit lol SOXL hit over $50 an hour ago. Glad I never tried selling those calls. Eat shit, bears.

>>57820590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqWQzOzK3kw

GOD HAVE PITY
FOR THE
NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER

>captcha: tm4jws
it's time for jews

>>57820764
ALWAYS
HAS
BEEN

>>57820704
> pecan, like the fruit of all other members of the hickory genus, is not truly a nut but is technically a drupe, a fruit with a single stone or pit, surrounded by a husk.
yeah it seems so. i think fruit just also generally refers to any tree produce because the seed is inside.
>>57820694
asians are short sighted. wouldnt be the first time they cause an ecological crisis.

>>57819207
>ChatGPT, write me an article describing the downfall and bankruptcy of Apple due to them botching an Electric Vehicle release

>futures

>>57820819
>WELCOME TO NO-NATGAS TOWN

>futures
dammit
I got angry and ripped my good sweatshirt, and now I'm cold

>>57820839
AIN'T BE GOT NONE UP IN THERE!

>>57820850
Poem Anon?

>>57820700
It's overnight trading.

>>57819884
Yeah looks like one of those bots where they all recommend some fake investment handler in the replies

>>57819207
I bet a woman behind this shit

>>57819207

>SOXL
so high up, should I sell tomorrow morning or hold on longer?

>>57819903
You like hobbit holes.

>>57820947
Hold longer. Don't ever ask such a stupid question again.

>>57820898
Charlie Munger is gone. You shouldn't have been so mean to Poem Anon; Charlie Munger.

>>57820903
Didn't know that was a thing, thanks. Looks like the golden bull is gonna keep on fucking bears tomorrow.

>>57820947
Taking profits never hurt nobody

>>57820213
Have you ever looked at bell curves between male and female performances? There is a reason for that shit but also why there are way more male geniuses and dumbasses than females. Women are literally average and all the same with very little variety by nature.

>>57820903
>>57820971
Can you post a few more? MSFT, AMD, ..?

>>57820993
>95% of women fall into the male mitwits scale
actually makes a lot of sense.

>>57820966
PA was absolutely definitely for sure confirmed here the other day.

>got to $30,000 in stocks and bonds
slowly going boys

>>57821034
Yeah bro, their philosophy is sophistry which is the ultimate midwit philosophy and they all share it and sincerely believe they are the exception to every scenario you bring up to try and big them back down to earth. I'm not kidding that the stats literally do show women are all the same but there will always be one simp out there who responds with "not all women." Man let's hear that same motherfucker say that after divorce.

>>57819925
>Felix Trinidad
Man that name takes me back to watching saturday night HBO boxing with my dad. Jim lamply, George Foreman, Drunk retard Larry Merchant, the Harold Letterman scorecard. Zoomers will never know what was taken from them. Peak comfy

>>57820947
I've been selling about 10% of my SOXL for every $2-3 it goes up. I thought it would take a bit longer to hit $50 though so I'm planning to hold unless Powell says something hawkish or data is the wrong kind of bad.

>>57820898
What? I'm just cold
I can't turn off the ceiling fan in my shitty apartment

>>57820325
Don't care still ridin' with Biden

>>57821119
>shitty apartment
DEFINITELY
not
Poem Anon

>>57821181
Poem anon is a trust fund baby.

>oil above 77
>crypto just mega-pumped
>nasdaq and soxl have been going up steadily for months
what to buy? fucking gold?

>Futures pee pee on poo poo
It's doo doo.

>>57820524
What an odd thing to say

>>57821238
nuclear, finance

Short architecture.
Long neuron activation.
Everyone will have slutty little waists in the future.
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/03/weight-loss-drugs-viking-therapeutics-emerges-as-competitor.html

>>57820922
Worse, a faggot
Still, that post is a LARP, there’s no article. Just some bored anon typing shit up

>>57821305
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/26/style/body-positive-influencers-weight-loss.html

>>57821307
Steve Jobs was the original faggot that made apple but ever since his death they haven't innovated shit like they used to. Just riding the coat tails pumping newer generations of the same old shit with the same old problems.

I'm gonna HEEM (You) MUMU niggas tomorrow at open

>>57821318
>link
lmao, proving once more that Body Positivity is just about being a fat as fatass

>>57821395

>>57821425
He'd still buy that dip

>>57821351
ya im selling all my apple shares its unironically over i bought the hype and sold the news. the apple car could have taken california by storm by the management was not competent enough to pull it off and didn't understand the magnitude of it. i think this proves elons genius.

now suddenly they are working on 'generative' ai well wtf apple has always been a hardware and software company where was that? i am not liking this one bit. management is an important part of investing and i shouldve seen tim apple for the cuck he is especially when donald trump clowned him.

>>57821168
>>57821395
>Ridin' with Biden
>Heeming Mumus
Which is it?

>>57821002
AMD $203.33
MSFT $414.61

NIGGER

>>57821522
huh?
YOu RLY bee thinkin that mumus are going *DOWNTOWN*???
lol bro you whylin

>>57821318
>>57821397
Without any context from fatfags, I take body positivity as acceptance of yourself. But that doesn't mean you stay that way. You can acknowledge that you're you, but also work to improve it
Lazy fat nigs are just going to use it as an excuse and not improve themselves. Most people generally have little self awareness

Nvidia 2000 eoy

>>57821238
Precious metals, yes. Uranium has months to run still. Lithium, China, office REITs... basically anything that gets you mocked to your face.

>>57821586
This is correct.

>>57821554
based!

>>57821238
Yes, buy JNUG
>>57821604
Where's baggot?
*pondering face*
Yes I'm asking you.

>>57821618
No idea, I hope he died in his sleep or some shit.
jk I love that big retard.

>>57821601
them are shitstocks i would never invest the charts are abysmal i see no need to investigate them further. office REITs is this a joke there is no growth you are capping yourself at best 6% non risk adjusted.

either you understand these industries really well or you are just buying stuff because the price is cheap. idk anon there is a reason people are mocking you.

>>57821636
That's because you are probably him you dumb narcissistic queer

>>57821636
>jk I love that big retard.
I knew it...
The best root beer flavour is what?
>>57821655
>missed the ai run up
>missed the btc pump
>clearly not doing anything with oil
>being a bitch about suggestions
maybe an hero?

>>57821216
No he's not you full of shit nigger, his family hits him up for money because he moved to the west coast and got what to them is a high paying tech job.

>>57821688
>That's because you are probably him you dumb narcissistic queer
That is not the case because I'm not a gooklover retarded faggot

>>57821739
He is literally unemployed and has been for a long time you dumb nigger.

Guys, guys, stop being so adversarial. Here. Look at pictures of cute fuzzy baby animals; that'll help.

>>57821761
For a few months, yes, but he has spreadsheets that track his runway and his PORTFOOLIO has been kicking ass lately you anti Poem Anon propaganda spreading jew.

>>57821238
I’m buying forgotten smallcap crypto stocks Banxa (BNXAF) and Bitwell. These things absolutely pumped last pull market yet they haven’t even moved anywhere near where they were.

>>57821655
>either you understand these industries really well or you are just buying stuff because the price is cheap. idk anon there is a reason people are mocking you.
Anon, there are value traps, lifestyle companies, and plain old shitcos in every sector. So yes, you need to use your brain. That's how people found, bought, and held shit like NVDA and SMCI (instead of jokes like INTC) back when coomers first got their hands on DALL-E.

>>57821839
Very cute

>>57821819
Yeah I'm the anti poem Anon, so fucking what? Yeah I told him to fuck off and not come back. Who the fuck wants to keep reading his self pitying shit and poems about casually sucking dick?

>>57821820
Bad idea, because no crypto miner earns any money. Their shares solely exist as pseudo-3x LETFs for Bitcoin. So if a company's shares don't trade like that, they don't get inflows. It's simple circular logic, but it's why you don't have the usual cyclical bottom dynamic play out.

Compare that to, say, any kind of mining where companies shut down mines, inventories draw down, prices recover, and mines reopen.

>>57821870
>poems about casually sucking dick
I never saw those. Say it ain't so.

Retards, just stop accumulating that clusterfuck that is the US dollar, i'm getting all into the stock or stable crypto tokens after i saw Truflation macroeconomic data about the US economy
It's so over for us, ain't not gonna lose 2.7% of my income in inflation for Israel

>>57821928

>>57821870
Based. tyfys

>>57821522
If I really could only pick one I would choose to ride with Biden no questions asked

>>57821948
I see nothing about sucking dicks.

>>57820305
>and reenter MARA at 15
Good entry price. Last week sucked. Dunno why miners diverged from BTC so much then.

>>57819666
oh dear...

I don’t care how bad Fanatics’ public perception is, I want them to IPO because they print money.

>>57819960
>>57820816
>>57821307
How hard is it to Google

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2024-03-03/why-was-apple-car-canceled-the-hubris-in-apple-thinking-it-could-outdo-tesla-ltbke5ut

>DLA Piper, a global law firm pioneering technology innovation in the legal sector worked with C3 AI to create a first of kind generative AI application to streamline the analysis of complex legal agreements. In just three months, DLA Piper applied C3 generative AI to reduce the attorney time it takes to create over 200 point due diligence analyses of limited partner agreements, and it reduced the effort by 80%." - http://C3.ai transcript

Uhm bros, they really want to replace as many humans as possible with AI/robots. Is this bearish?

>>57821934
And this is with the steady hand of an old white guy and some Jews at the helm.

Imagine the American dollar under the Harris administration.

>>57822099
What the fuck? Has the world lost its mind? Since when does anyone actually pay C3.ai for shit?

>new week
>everything is going up again

this can't keep happening

>planning to buy 900$ nvda calls for 3/8
>it's already pumping
fuck fuck fuck

>>57821948
>anon learns a what Bachelier learned back in 1900
I swear to god so much time is wasted because you retards won't open a fucking book

so guys, i've done some research on LUNR, turns out there's only 1 moon - it just looks different day to day. i've also done some remote viewing and i am pretty high confidence that aliens kicked over the lander. anyways if you have anymore information on this stock be sure to post it, i'm pretty interested and will give you a (you).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2xi6Qjv8mw

>>57822142
How do I know which books are worth opening? I have so many books that I don't read because every time I pick one up I start to wonder if I should read it or if my time would be better spent reading something else.
In the end I can't decide so I just don't read.

>>57822147
There is no profitability in watching DEI teams building piles of garbage on the moon.

>>57822183
>DEI teams

>>57822147
How could people all over the whole planet see moons if there was only one you fuckin moran.

>RKLB gets taken private at $19.60 per share within the next four years

>>57822192
Absolute unit. I bet she eats her bodyweight in food a month.

>>57822115
There's also the recent news about Klarna working with OpenAI to reduce reliance on human customer service agents, this news indicates that recent AI advances are being rapidly applied to actual business use cases...

I'm telling you guys, the job markets are gonna be a MAJOR shitshow in the next few years if AI seriously takes off and replaces so many jobs and actually does them efficiently.

>>57822265
Surely you remember that scene in bladerunner 2049 when officer k is going to his apartment and the hallways are lined with homeless people.

>>57822192
>>57822200
>dei
ya the first lunar circumcision is gonna be a big moneymaker.
>multiple observer paradox
how can you both see a (you) if there's only 1 reply?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zum96vmZmUo

>>57822285
>pic
is this AI sloppa?

>>57822265
There is a good chance that companies find that it is cheaper to pay someone $52,000 per year than to run an AI workplace strategy from a liability and tax perspective.

>>57819156
Lads, how do I learn to invest? I just got my first job and it will be paying $70,000 (AUD) per year. I am going to be working as a paralegal but I am qualified to work as a lawyer, so I am hoping this amount rises quickly once I am promoted after six to twelve months. I recently got a $80,000 (AUD) inheritance as well. I have not spent any of the inheritance at this point. I want to learn how to invest but I have no idea where to begin.

My personal and financial goals are as follows:

Own a home in Melbourne before I am 40 (28 currently).

Have a child before I am 40.

Reach the rank of Senior Associate (but ideally partner) before I am 40.

Travel either for work (secondment or find a job abroad) or for pleasure to at least three countries before I am 35.

>>57822386
Buy low, sell high.

God I hate divdends they always make me owe a couple 2,000 extra come tax season

>>57820675
What % do you set your trailing stop loss to? I should probably do it, I've never actually done it with my main portfolio before.

>>57822386
essays of warren buffet, valuation by mckinsey, intelligent investor by benjamin graham.

read them books nigga. learn how to read sec filings and understand everything about a company you are investing in.

>>57822386
dollar cost average into low cost index funds, and/or pick stocks that you research and think are good long term businesses. have a cash position. diversify into different countries, currencies, industries,

>>57822386
Think about it like an actual investment. If you gave your money to a company, what company would be able to use that money to make a profit. The anon telling you to read books is a nerd who couldn't understand my simple joke a few threads ago. Go ahead and ignore him.

>>57819448
Yes it it started a lifelong fetish for girls wiggling in to various tight clothing. Wiggling IN to, mind you. Wiggling out of is somewhat less sexy due to the movements involved.

how badly will powell heem the bull run this week?

>>57822522
I mean, knowing how to read SEC filings, financial statements, general DD, etc is not really bad advice.

>>57822522
them are the best investing books if there is one book it is valuation by mckinsey because it teaches how to value a business and understanding financial statements. CFO level knowledge i am getting there.

>>57819448
>a fucking classic
that woman is prolly close to 50 with those fun bags no longer fun to look at with them hanging down to her hips

>>57822273
Can you imagine all of those migrants like Indians and Mexicans getting kicked out of jobs when they were originally supposed to be the 'cheap labor'? What are they all gonna do when they can't afford to eat due to AI and robots replacing them all? kek

>>57822368
I doubt it. So many wagies in tech companies already got that massive wave of lay offs this year already. I'm expecting wwwaaaayyyy more engineers and such to get cut out of the workforce for good later in 2024. Especially if more richfags keep pumping Nvidia sky high.

>>57822443
I'm using 10% for positions where I'm up >70%. Given that shit can go down 6% in a day for no good reason I give it some extra room.

>>57822386
if you make 70,000 per year you need to invest 50k per year every 1k you invest will turn into about 30k in 20 years if you know what you are doing. so do the math you will be a multimillionaire very quickly. i am make less than you but expecting to be a millionaire in 20 years.

>>57822265
What will you bet that it makes zero dent in the H1B program, and only Americans will lose their jobs?

>>57822264
LUNR's staff would happily sell out for $50-100 / share to never have to work another day in their lives.
Blue Origin put Capt Kirk in space last year so they've also got plenty of meme cred to go with getting going with regular lunar missions. In a few years they could be transporting a few $Trillions worth of moon platinum (and other moon precious metals) and become the first $20-50 Trillion corp.

>Americans now owe $1.13 trillion on their credit cards, an all time high

>Notably, there has been a rise in credit card delinquency rates, particularly among younger millennials aged 30 to 39, who are also dealing with substantial student loan debt burdens

hahahahahahaha, please god let it all crash and burn

>>57822613
I dunno anon, there's already talks of those Indian CEOs getting btfo'd like Intel and Google lately. Twitter ceo was an obvious H1B plant and look what happened to him kek

>>57822265
>recent news about Klarna working
bish please... that cunt hasn't done shit except make an occasional photo op and blend into the background.

>>57822386
put the 80k in brk/b if you want that is what i am putting because i know charlie and buffet i listen to everything they say. charlies ideas on youtube video taught me how to inverse think. what is the worse that can happen? then go what is the next worse? you continue the iterations until eventually you land in an optimal operating idea. because of the psychology of the market and the volatility you have to do this or else you will panic especially with that 80k you make a good investment and it loses 30%-50% what you going to do? panic. but if you inverse and know what you are doing you won't panic. so inverse thinking is not about which company is going to do the best, but which company won't do the worse. that eliminates like 90% of stocks. the rest you need to know how to evaluate a company the books.

another good place for your 80k is brk/b because if you are like me you love buying stocks and don't have any money on the sidelines they do. so if a market crash happens they will scoop stocks at a cheap price and you will benefit from it. this is your DCA hedge.

>>57822588
They'll simply pull a rhodesia X brazil and eat and rape all the white people while the jews scurry away to isntreal as they always do.

Night friends. Crossing my fingers I'll wake up to see SOUN hit $3

Thoughts on etf following msci acwi?

Screw the stock market

I hope it dumps 25% this month, because I'm 99% cash and I'm not going to invest in a market when the prices are at all time record highs and the market pumped 35% in 6 months, are you people insane?

>>57822663
>brk/b
Retarded boomer stock. Nobody in that company understands any technology made in the last 50 years.

>>57822715
Lol
Enjoy getting priced out. You can FOMO into SPY 550 EOY

So if I have the money, why wouldn't I just buy some 3/8 $42 SOXL calls right now? It was $50 a few hours ago, what's stopping me from just flipping it in the morning if everything pumps?

>>57822715
invest in brk/b. i DCA every paycheck i don't keep any cash to scoops stocks like if the market tanked 80% my investments will too. i have no side cash. you hedge this by buying brk/b because if the market crashes they will use all their liquid cash to get discounted stocks.

i would 100% use all your cash and buy then the rest DCA into some other stocks. if you are not buying stocks on a monthly basis you are out of the market.

>>57822730
i consider myself a buffet disciple look at the graph they know much more than you are crediting them with. and they are a hedge against not having a lot of cash on the sidelines that is why i like them the best. during a crash most companies will continue with their sharebuy back because it's a certain amount over a certain period irregardless of shareprice. brk/b will instead buy a ton of a discounted company and they will get a lot. so you can dca and not have to worry about anything.

>>57822736
Your final words answer you question
>IF
the big IF before any trader statement is a sure fire way to lose your money; unless the idea is to hedge, in which case it was money already considered lost before the option was even bought, unless of course your hedge works and you make money; which isn't making money just mitigating damages of your portfolio/market.

>>57822755
>look at the graph they know much more than you are crediting them with
I look at the graph that says 80% of all USD were created within the last decade, and the geriatric boomers you look up to are afraid to invest because they don't understand why stock prices are so high. Their brains are mash potatoes and they can no longer function.

>>57822639
>Google
we will see what happens here but i think real talk sunchar peanut is going to get fired.

>>57822736
The only reason would be if you just hated money.

>>57822899
look at historic returns buffet 100% knows what he is doing. they invest in companies they understand and inverse thinking they know. they are not trying ot lose money anon and tech is a huge bubble. they been around for awhile. and they did get tech they have 40% apple and bought it at a very discounted price.

Violent whipsaws in China tonight. It this going to be a pivital week? Thinkin' I might sell some YINN calls on the next green day.

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>>57820162
...Hello there!

>>57822588
>etting kicked out of jobs when they were originally supposed to be the 'cheap labor'?
That was the rationale, anon. The truth is that voting power is determined by census data now, not by the number of registered voters, and the hordes of new Democrats flooding our country represent a Hitlerian power grab. They will not stop until they are stopped.

>>57823105
Its disrespectful to compare Hitler, who seized power through charisma and good leadership, to the politicians who seize power by replacing the citizens they're supposed to represent.

>COST doing a 1% jump
I cant be the only one who's been looking and shilling this.

>>57823105
Well damn, when you put it that way, I hope AI turns in a real life Skynet, AM and HAL-9000 by replacing them all...they deserve it.

>>57819202
what's the play for GTLB? I have a 3/15 $80 call position but thinking of just selling it for the IV premium

FELLAS! I CAN NOT ABSOLUTELY WAIT FOR THE MARKET TO OPEN TOMORROW!

I love the market. The market is my friend. I live and breathe the market. I want to make love to the market. God damn it has made me so much money. FUCK.

>>57822986
>look at historic returns buffet 100% knows what he is doing.
Look at the last five years. The government created 80% of all USD just then and because of that, stock valuations have changed. Buffet is sitting on a pile of cash because he's got mash potato brains and doesn't understand this.

>>57823278
tell me you don't own chinese stocks without telling me

>>57823306
So in other words, NVDA is fairly priced

>>57823224
Thats a good bet. If you're okay with the chance of them going to 0 then hold. There's a good chance those will print.

Fag7 is ded

>>57823321
Yes.

>>57823306
Yeah Buffett really fumbled the ball sitting on that fat pile of cash since 2020. Easy to say now but I hate people who think Buffett is some kind of magician

>>57821870
I do, it's you I'd rather hear from again

>>57821870
I do, it's you I'd rather not hear from again

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

https://finance.yahoo.com/video/stocks-beware-ides-march-coming-143054115.html

>>57823428
Too bad nigget

Pajeets of Wall Street say BUY BUY BUY

>>57823755
>some media chick thinks line go up
Alright that's fine

I choose to ignore all the top signals ITT
I choose to ignore all the top signals ITT
I choose to ignore all the top signals ITT
I choose to ignore all the top signals ITT

>>57823443
wow, that was complete shit
nice "analysis"
>last year summer bad but this year summer good maybe because previous years march bad
blah blah blah

CISA sissies, our taxpayer funded gaslighting isn't working...

>>57821839
lol, I don't even care about the economy anymore, thanks Anon!

>>57823823
>media chick
it's a Bank of America pajeeta

/smg/ analcyst here, I maintain my Shit&Poop 5000 target of 4875 for EOW.

>>57823443
>>57824017
this, can't believe they pay actual "people" to write this garbage

euro markets opening green
BEARS BTFO YET AGAIN

Friendly reminder to sell more NVIDIA calls.

So buying NYCB is the play tomorrow?

On day 17 of no fap. Haven't coomed since I started either. Sell everything.

baking

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