/biz/ - Business & Finance

Finally someone baked. Thanks.

Anons, can you imagine a world without third worlders of the street-shitting variant?

>>57814084
absolute /biz/ newfag here, what exchange do i sign up to so i can start slowly loosing all my money to you guys?
no, unironically, which one do you recommend?

>>57814084
>Fuck The GME Baggies Edition
BASED BASED BASED !

>>57814127
TD Ameritrade or Robinhood

>>57814127
The NASDAQ or the NYSE
if you are an advanced player, the Chicago Exchange

>>57814084
Based OP.

>>57814146
He's probably a crypto fag, who thinks brokerages are the same as crypto exchanges (Binance)

>>57814127
>what exchange do i sign up to
I’ve heard great things about the Mongolian stock exchange

Tomorrow's buys:
>weekly $250 VOO DCA
>3 AMD shares

Threadly reminder, I could heem each and every person in this thread.

>>57814219
I carry a 9mm good luck faggot

>>57814219
Sure thing porky

>>57814219
deez nuts could use a heeming

>>57814219
What about making money on stock picks? Could you do that?
What's your NYCB position sitting at right now?

>>57814219
What does heem mean? If you're implying you want a fight then know that I'll fuck you up cunt.

>>57814127
>no, unironically, which one do you recommend?
Sign up with IBKR and go back to r*ddit.

>>57814182
>>weekly $250 VOO DCA
Absolutely based and potentially dividend pilled
>AMD
ermm

Damn I hate the weekend. Not being able to stare at a moving chart (that matters... inb4 cryptotrannies) makes me so angry.

>>57814249
desu ibkr might be the best.

>>57814249
how the fuck was i meant to know spoilers dont work on this board? its the niggers fault who decided the ctrl+s bind works unrelated to board settings

>>57814334
My apologies, anyway IBKR.

>>57814334
I hate how features like that get restricted to some boards.
Why the hell can't I use LaTeX math on /g/ and /biz/? Math is useful everywhere not just on the degree dick length measuring board.

I've decided to switch to dollar indices and tbills on March 14th. That is all.

>>57814182
>>57814267
That's called Making it.

>>57814365
fuckin
THIS
H
I
S

>>57814267
I have two investment strategies:
>relatively safe and stable long term growth
>gambling

NVDA chads what is your price target for next week. I say 1400 EOW

>>57814425
literally me

i sold 700 soxl, realized about 10k profit
what should i do with my stack of useless fiat now

>>57814488
lum it or sneed it

>>57814394
>>57814425
Very based, lads. Love to see it
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1709486578727942.webm

>>57814084
Locked and bluepilled

NYCB will fail like all the others

>>57814277
This

>>57814127
I use fidelity for both a personal 401k and an individual account that lets me gamble in obscure shitcoins like OTC miners and commodities. Something I think a lot of people sleep in is Acorns. You can round up your loose change into a 401k that basically just buys and reinvests any dividends from it back into VOO and other super basic shit. Better to do that with the loose change than round up to tip some blue-haired barista with fist sized hole.

INTC will rise this year

>>57814145
>Ameritrade
They're not allowing new accounts due to the Schwab merger. I'm finally getting migrated in May.

This market is very jewish

I just started to pump into ETF as a retirement fund but BTC seems like the better deal for the 1-3 year range. Decisions, decisions.

>>57814795
Some exposure to crypto is good. I'm around 2% crypto between BTC (FBIT), ETH and LINK.

>>57814795
I haven't double checked but this might be the dumbest post ITT so far.

I'm so lonely it hurts

>>57814812
Aren't we all?

>>57814812
I'm extremely lonely and blackpilled, that's why I'm posting here

>>57814084
>Fuck The GME Baggies Edition
BASED.
>>57814146
>doesn't know what he's selling into
Why are anons like this? Everything is a pair trade anon...
>>57814812
I am unironically long human degeneracy. Infinite profits because human nature changes slowly, perhaps closer to eternity. I suggest you do the same. Thanks for participating. Not a pessimistic view, not an optimistic view. But a statistical view.

I finally broke even!

>>57814812
some day i will have made boatloads of money and i will be able to buy a cute anime wife

>>57814881
Anon, you could already sext your waifu via AI (she's shared by thousands of users).

>>57814805
Give it time, it's sunday. Some retards are shorting now

>>57814910
>Some retards are shorting now
Hey that's me!

>>57814875
Is this just from the 2022 bear market? Or how did you fuck up?

>>57814875
3 years to break even? thats embarrassing

>just short it
>seriously look how much it's pumped its gotta come down
>ignore that it's only 6b mcap it's still too big
I'm opening the fattest fucking call you can imagine for ANF this week

Why does nobody mention getting COIN calls ever? Will I be screwed if I get some tomorrow?

>>57814966
Just a couple threads back some anon was thinking of buying some but ended up going for some britbong ETF.

>>57814875
>THE GOOMBLER HE BROKE EVEN
kick ass, BLESSED

>>57814989
Based boomer. I've been listening to The Gambler on loop since your other post.

What's the /smg/ approved European ETFs? I keep seeing mostly if not only VWCE but isn't it more wise to diversify a bit more?

>>57814812
Indeed

>>57815004
>/smg/ approved
>European ETF
pick one

>>57815004
why would you invest in a de-industrializing continent? western europe is a complete disaster

>>57814934
Paid 17k in taxes for for GME gains in 2021. This doesn't matter for breaking even, but it's a big part of the downtrend.
Gambled on shrooms and lost over 10k. Forgot what the company was even called.
Slurped a lot of "dips" on 3x tech ETF during super shemitah year.
Then I kind of gave up and just held until November last year. I've been trying to swing but I get too greedy hoping it dips more then sell way too early. I would probably be 15-20k in profit if I just held the stuff I bought in november.

>>57815000
I have a personal Kenny story but it would doox me to tell it. I like "LOVE WILL TURN YOU AROUND" from the SIX PACK movie too. And then of course there's his psychedelic song "JUST DROPPED IN" from when he was with FIRST EDITION.

Rate my order book for tomorrow morning at open
>DELL calls at the farthest strike price possible within 6 months
>SMCI 1500 3/8 calls
>ADBE 700 monthly calls
>ANF ATM weekly calls
>SPY 505p weeklies

DELL has been very very good to me. I closed my 125c for a 20x on Friday

>>57814922
2024, retards are proud to be retards.

>>57815045
I'm rocking some SOXL calls, up like 1000%. I'm thinking of selling slowly, do I get in Dell?

>>57815040
>Gambled on shrooms and lost over 10k. Forgot what the company was even called.
Yeah imma call this based.

>>57815040
>I would probably be 15-20k in profit if I just held the stuff I bought in november.
Many such cases. Been there done that.

>>57815004
I've been keeping an eye on the Germany iShares MSCI index for nearly 10 years, because >m-muh third strongest world power, but it's just a joke. It hasn't done shit, and I'd seriously consider investing in Emerging Markets over it as much of a shitshow EM is. Just invest in the U.S. U.S. companies are global anyway so you get enough diversity that way.

>>57815063
Do it. I think SMCI being added to the Sneed and peed 500 might steal some of its thunder but SMCI is the AMD to the NVDA that is DELL

My dell calls are house money so I'm buying at open. You might wanna wait for a retrace to 105 though

>>57815045
All of those look retarded to me so it's probably a decent plan.

How risky are high yield(~10%) stuff like ARCC, CSWC, etc. really? Just bankruptcy, and the stock tanking if they every cut the dividend? Any examples of similar corps that went tits up? I'm doing some post-purchase research.

>>57815098
I have literally made no money being logical. I shorted PANW the day before earnings because my logic was that the last 4 cloud stocks dumped.

I longed dell because if smci go up so does dell.

Anytime I've thought like a retard I've won. My portfolio is up 770% YTD

>>57815045
I too am doing an ANF weekly. I think doing a far out Dell call is a smart move desu, I might take that idea. I also want to do an AVGO call this week but the premiums are too high, should've done it Friday morning when I had the chance

Twice now today in 2 threads spanning a few hours I have posted a BUY list for tomorrow that automatically immediately disappeared.

Pfizer has bottomed out. Is this a buy and hold until the next pandemic? They also have plenty of drugs in the pipeline

>>57815167
Way OTM calls on tech are the way to go and have treated me so well. I copied my entire strategy from Cornwall Capital.

Cornwall Capital's entire strategy was based off being a huge homo with options. Far far otm mid cap LEAPS, 1DTE on CPI reports etc etc.

I think ADBE is the next one to fly desu. It's beaten down for some shitty meme ai video and it's going to go back to its ATH where it belongs by earnings.

>>57815085
I can't really trade with US based ETF's tho can I? On IBKR anyway.

>>57815197
Make that 3 times, just tried it only as a list of tickers.

>>57815207
i was looking at it too, folks are bullish on it and it pays a nice divi in the meantime

>>57815239

OIL? OIL.

>>57815207
>p/e 70
>still pointing downwards
>bottomed out

>>57815254
I'm really new to investing. Would you recommend buying $1000 worth of shares at once or something like over a month period to dollar cost average?

oh well, you AMIS and Brits boycotted the peace treaties from Ukrainians... good move, arms industry is booming

>>57815279
>really new to INVOOSTING
>should I proceed with caution or ALL FUCKING IN?

>>57815279
>I'm really new to investing.
Buy gold when it dips and short term government debt (max 1y), and get educated no point in pouring in money into the markets if you have no idea what you're doing.

>>57815254
>and it pays a nice divi in the meantime
until they slash it...

>>57815279
Buy $1,000 shares of something--it should be an index, and it should be a U.S. total market index. Time in the market beats timing the market.

>>57815279
>Would you recommend buying $1000 worth of shares at once or something like over a month period to dollar cost average?
depends what your risk tolerance is. not everyone can handle seeing that $1000 get eaten away by a bad trade

if i was new to investing i would put atleast half my portfolio into a solid ETF that will hedge you against any stupid trades you are going to make

>>57815329
DCAing beats all inning THE TOP.

>>57815385
But it's not the top.

>>57815352
>any stupid trades you are going to make
you rang?

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/meet-the-man-using-ai-to-revive-an-oil-gas-play-supermajors-left-for-dead-1033109852

"...And with this type of AI data analysis, our AI-geologist has had an 80% success rate drilling wells in an area that I would never have drilled with my eye."

"...Gaffney Cline, an independent evaluator, on a P50, gave us a potential 580 billion cubic feet of gas on a best-case level, along with 10 million barrels of oil. But if the seal is as good as I think it is, it could be 1 Trillion cubic feet, along with 15-20 million barrels of oil. "

hope BYND falls more this week

DCA is just boomer nonsense anyway
>"dont spend all your money in one place little timmy, or all at once, exercise caution, companies go bankrupt all the time"
meanwhile chad just dumped his life savings into nvda or bitcoin and retired.

>>57815221
ibkr has everything

>>57815279
Yes buy the top what could go wrong haha

>>57815093
I will, how many months out do you recommend? I'll get $7-8k worth and some SOXL too...

>>57815449
Yes I'm retarded. Wont I get my ass taxed to hell when It's time to sell tho?

give it to me straight boys am i gonna wagmi

>>57815461
I find 6 months + 30% is the sweet spot for stuff like this.

I got some ADBE calls for June since I think it's gonna run back to back 20% pops on earnings calls.

>>57815483
you dont have any tax free accounts in your country?

>>57815385
>6T sitting in money market funds
>US already energy dependent
>US number one in agricultural export (domestically "cheap" food, countries purchasing also get "cheap" food, therefore more spending power, which also means more income)
>VC capital deployment not yet ATH
>robotics/automation workers growing exponentially
>warehouses still growing
>freight cargo still growing (trains, airplanes, cargo ships)
The list goes on. And this is all a priori interest rate decrease (if there is a decrease).

>>57815044
>First Edition?
I thought it was New Edition

>>57815491
You kinda need money to make money anon.

>>57815509
And here's a contrarian indicator and is not proven, but belief is true:
>growing homelessness is bullish
Will not explain. Conjecture your own reasonings. If you do not understand, observe trees until you do.

Delivering Large-Scale Natural Gas
Exploration for Europe’s Energy Crisis
https://www.mcfenergy.com/downloads/MCF%20Energy%20Presentation%2020230831.pdf

>>57815491
You unironically fell for the diversification psyop. Do your homework on power laws next time.

>>57815546
hard to imagine some tiny company from Canada can get approved to drill oil on continental europe without excessive red tape

>>57815546
There's shale OIL and GAS in yurop, but the commies haven't allowed for it to be exploited.

>>57815414
>thinks he can time the markets
IT MIGHT BE
YOU DON'T KNOW
NIGGER

>>57815491
drop the mining companies for finance

>>57815546
>EURONIGGERS in generational energy crisis
>better put a ragtag gang of literal CANADIAN PENNY STOCK WHOs with a KNOWN PENNY STOCK SCAMMER WESLEY CLARK board member onto the CRITICAL TASK

FUCK OFF SCAMNIGGERS

>>57815633

>>57814881
Once we have OIL powered AI nothing will stop us champ. Waifus are within our reach.

>>57815655

god i hope march is better for uranium, what a nightmare february was

>>57815679
Oh, it gets WAY better than that. We are moving towards NATGAS AND OIL powered AI, and AI powered NATGAS AND OIL. It will form a self feeding exponential loop to the MOON and it will all be run through INTC circuits.

>>57815493
So oct 18 $165ish is decent ya say?

>>57815210
That sounds like a solid move desu. Thanks for the ADBE rec, if my SOUN puts ever fucking print this week I'll get in on that pre earnings

>>57815728
>>57815728
https://youtu.be/FMj4kj3oSc0?si=LDNXKB7aIDuwab4c
This is true Power Bag Holders.

>>57815755
That's exactly what I'm buying on monday. It's all house money so if DELL dumps to 90 and Iose it all it is what it is.
>>57815774
Premiums are high are I think they're going to run higher this week. Get in before earnings if you can.

Baking.

>>57815591
>the commies haven't allowed for it to be exploited.
indeed, and going into year 3 of realizing how dependent they are on Russia has made the paradigm shift.

>>57815849
I hope you're right, but I have my doubts the NGO's are going to block every step of it.

>>57815279
Just put all into $SCHD and keep dca'ing in as you have more money to put aside. Reinvest the dividends.
This is boring, but it is non-retard advice.

>>57815849
>and they are going to turn to PENNY STOCK NIGGERS to save them in this time of great peril

>>57815849
europe is trying to fill in the grid with WIND TURBINES LMAOOOO

Any COST bros in for earnings next week? I got a decent chunk in them beating earnings.

What do you guys use to download historical pricing data in Python?

BIGBEAR.AI

AI in the fucking name, defense contracts, earnings this week. you cannot miss on this one

this is financial advice

>>57816045
>over 100% last month.
kek I'm gonna get a few thousand for shiggles. thanks anon.

>>57816010
I should by some calls tomorrow, I buy everything there

Reminder that there's a literal army of government shills trying to convince investors that the stock market and economy aren't about to collapse. CISA is allowed to do domestic propaganda about financial markets now.

>>57816045
It also has bigbear in the name

>>57816101
See you at SPY 550.

>>57816101
yes and it will work too.

>>57816101
THA
GREAT
HEEM
TO
COME

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/hotshot-wharton-professor-sees-34-trillion-debt-triggering-2025-meltdown-as-mortgage-rates-spike-above-7-it-could-derail-the-next-administration/ar-BB1jfnRI

>>57816101
>economy and market crash in 2024
>your portfolios plummet
>keep your money exactly where it is
>invest what little you can over the years
>5-10 years later economy bounces back like it literally always does
>your investments shoot past their pre depression price
>everything is fine
wow so hard

lol

I;m thinking about thos Beans

None of you have ever made money

>>57816133
>https://judiciary.house.gov/media/press-releases/new-report-reveals-cisa-tried-cover-censorship-practices
>https://www.cisa.gov/topics/critical-infrastructure-security-and-resilience/critical-infrastructure-sectors/financial-services-sector
>June 26, 2023
>Press Release
>WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today, the House Judiciary Committee and the Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government released an interim staff report detailing how the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) — an agency within the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) originally intended to protect pipelines and other critical infrastructure from cyberattacks — expanded its mission to surveil and censor Americans' speech on social media. The report entitled, "The Weaponization of CISA: How a 'Cybersecurity' Agency Colluded with Big Tech and 'Disinformation' Partners to Censor Americans," outlines collusion between CISA, Big Tech, and government-funded third parties to conduct censorship by proxy and cover up CISA's unconstitutional activities.
>Information obtained to date has revealed that the CISA has facilitated the censorship of Americans directly and through third-party intermediaries.
> CISA considered the creation of an anti-misinformation "rapid response team" capable of physically deploying across the United States.
>CISA moved its censorship operation to a CISA-funded non-profit after CISA and the Biden Administration were sued in federal court, implicitly admitting that its censorship activities are unconstitutional.
> CISA wanted to use the same CISA-funded non-profit as its mouthpiece to "avoid the appearance of government propaganda."
> Members of CISA's advisory committee agonized that it was "only a matter of time before someone realizes we exist and starts asking about our work."
> In response to mounting public scrutiny, CISA scrubbed its website of references to its domestic surveillance and censorship activities.

>>57816237
this nigga buyin beans!

>>57816242

>>57816237

>>57816217
>Please be bagholders today for the governments shit decisions and maybe you'll profit in about a decade
It smells like cheese in here

oh shit am I banned?

>>57816258
That committee is chaired by Jim Jordan, known kid diddler enabler. Nothing it says is of value.

>>57816215
>B-BUT THEY WON'T PULL THE RUG! MARKET ONLY GOES UP! BUYING MORE STAY POOR!

>>57816299
Idk, I can't see your posts

>>57816353
>OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
Trump is going to rip your agency a new asshole and you're going to have to flee the country to China. I hear the CCP is always hiring censorship spooks.

>ADBE casually bouncing off its 50 weekly EMA
>it bounced off its 200 daily EMA
>setting up for a giga dump or mega pump
For a thousand bucks you can get the following

>2x 500p 3/15
>1x 700c 3/28
>1x 800c 6/21
This shit is going to 425 or 700 after earnings. Nothing in between. The volatility of this EMA buck breaking isn't even priced in properly. This is the freest play since DELL calls

>>57816410
>Trump

>>57816410
Right, I'll see you at SPY 600 when you're still swearing that Jim Jordan, known pedophile enabler, is going to save your puts or something because he's going after some random government agency.
The really funny part about censorship schizos is that if you were actually talking to the people censoring you, then you aren't being censored. If I was part of whatever boogyman agency you're talking about, your posts wouldn't be here anymore. This thread wouldn't be here anymore.

>>57816434
What has ADBE even done in the last 5 years that warrants their market cap going up +80?

>>57816438
CISA is shilling financial topics expressly because Biden's reelection campaign lives and dies on selling the lie that the economy is okay. CISA is the propaganda enforcement arm of the current regime just like how the 50 Cent Army is for the CCP. They literally copied the Chinese propaganda model.

>>57816474
You're going to rot in prison for the rest of your life, motherfucker.

>>57815529
A developing K shaped recovery? They've cleared out a lot of homeless ghettos near me, not sure if that counts as more or less homeless.

>>57816483
Tell me anon, what special power is it that you have that keeps your posts exposing this dire evil agency from being deleted by said dire evil agency?

>>57816477
>dumped their ui space
>firefly
>generative fill
>increased license fees
>dumped twice now because of muh open ai video
Yeah this one's probably going up but I'm buying puts as per usual just in case. The move is gonna be big regardless.

I'm just going to put this here because I know from experience that the perfect downsizer is any of the people from /pol/.

Put one of the conniving ones in a position where they can fire people and a lot of liability will rest with them.

Put three of them in low positions with higher pay than other staff members and the other staff members will quit.

After they cause enough people to quit, fire them under reasonable grounds.

>>57816511
Because the cat is out of the bag and it would make you look even worse if you started deleting posts. On other boards where you have a more subdued audience, e.g. /k/, you can delete posts outright, but not here because it would make you look bad. CISA is a criminal organization that is going to be tried for treason. Verification not required.

>have never bought crypto
>never purchased NVDA
>never pursued AMD back in the day
>ignored tech
>ignored GME
>have only followed the boglehead approach, invest in index funds
>watch as friends get rich and retire
>keep investing a meagerly sum each month into my muh index
>try to ignore the FOMO
>try to ignore the vast success of those around me
>live a frugal lifestyle, never eat out, never leave the apartment
>don't even buy a home because muh index
I'm turning 36 this year, and it's all so tiresome.

>>57816560
One of the signs of schizophrenia is believing you have special capabilities that others do not, and have access to special information.
Anyways, see you at SPY 650. Your shorts will not be saved.

>>57816565
You would've made it years ago if you didn't rentcuck for two decades.

>>57816560
Blessed

>>57816565
unironically me but 30. should I just end it?

>>57816578
Then it's war, faggot. You started this, but I'm going to finish it. Your little "disinformation center" is about to be public enemy number one and you will have to flee the country. No, I'm not revealing my plans.

There is now both a degree on Taylor Swift and advocates for her to be studied in english literature degrees. Make of that info what you will.

I am cutting out all USCF ETFs from my trading stable and sticking only with ProShares.
BOIL
KOLD
UCO
SCO
OILK
DIG
DUG
are all that is needed.
UNG
UNL
USO
BNO
USL
UGA
UMI
are all unleveraged and gay distractions that were not crafted by Jews who know their shit.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FINANCIAL FUCKIN ADVICE.

>>57816651
>degree on Taylor Swift

>>57816600
If you run the numbers, renting and investing comes out on top than buying a house, because rent is the most you ever pay whereas mortgage is the least you pay with things like taxes, maintenance, possible HOA fees, various services like lawn mowing, etc. Renting in a large apartment offers economy of scale--you're sharing costs with many other people. This of course depends on where you would have hypothetically purchased a house. If you would have purchased in an area that ended up being a boomtown, then the equation shifts a bit.

Bros are we gonna get a bloodbath later this week? We are inching closer to that dreaded 3/11 supposed market crash...

>>57815018
>>57814812
Any good feet pics of her?

TOP STATUS: IN
I REPEAT, ABANDON ALL MARKETS

>>57816671
This is of course only with regard to short term TRADING and not longer term INVOOSTING holds in company equities (all of which should also only be NATGAS AND OIL tho).

>>57815279
Just buy an ishare or vanguard full market etf for thpse sweet 8% annual gains.

>>57816794
>safely grow money in the biggest ponzi scheme of all mankind
Yeah hah. I'm thinking shorts.

>>57816799
>all of which should also only be NATGAS AND OIL tho
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Which stick for a doomer?

>>57816726
Didn't read all that shit. You aren't supposed to move out when you're 18 when you're making shit money. You want to invest a decent amount of money despite having a shit job? Live with family for a while. Too late for you, of course.
Alternatively, get a roommate.

the big bear
>ai

Open in 2 hours are you ready

This week i will focus on precious metals and natgas (some news about germany so maybe )

And you

>>57816794
>safely grow my money
lmfao it's the stock market

>>57816726
A very american point of view

>>57816937
>any other point of view matters in the least

>>57816565
>the boglehead approach
Investing in indexes does NOT make you rich. At best, having worked your whole life, you have enough left over to buy your house and set up your kids well enough for college and a little spare change.
Indexes are for midwits unless you already possess 7 figure sums of money.

>>57816929
She will have a surprise when her 150k become 80 k because the ai bubble explode and nvidia go to the ground

>>57815279
I'd recommend a nice cozy mutual fund -- PRWAX has done well by me -- so the fund manager can do all the thinking for you. Average in as you can.

>>57816972
>t. never backtested DCAing into USD, SOXL, S M H or even XLK for 10 years

>prefutures

I have the strong urge to delete my entire 4chan folder (most of it is degenerate porn anyways) it's over 200GB
should I do it?

>>57817053
>should I do it?

Is SMCI going to keep going up? Is it going to pop on the 18th when it formally joins the S&P500 and all those delicious nutritious index funds start siphoning it up? Give me your thoughts anon.

>>57816972
>have employer pension(federal in my case) for guaranteed morrtage free
>use set amount of excess funds to dump into indexes
>use excess of excess to gamble on options
>take portion of pretax options to put into indexes
>repeat
I have 20 to 30 contracts at any given time but not putting some money into indexes is peak retard

>>57817053
I suggest you delete It and only go on 4chan for the /biz/

I was like you before and now i just check the /biz/ cuz it give me more than it cost me so that s fair

>>57817101
Opposite. You buy 1500c on open Monday, ride the pump for 2 weeks. Close out for a nice +550% gains end or next week

Same shit happened with Tezzy

>>57817053
>should I cease my NIGGER WAYS

>>57817016
XLK, the best performing sector, is up 6.5x in 25 years. If we assume a constant rate of change, and $10k invested every year that would leave you with $812,500. Enough to buy a house in the midwest and send 2 kids to school.

>>57816565
The boglehead approach is great and all but you should take SOME risks otherwise you'll have no additional gains, also the greatest investment is in yourself so you can earn more to invest.

Kek GME baggots

>>57817209
wrong thread retard

>>57816866
Living with your parents into your 30s is great financially but damn does it screw with your mind. I'm a major shut in now because my parents do a ton for me and really feel no need to change that. Don't mistake I also do a lot for them but living like this just seems fine. I'm almost at half a milly so I could leave whenever, I just see no reason to leave when I can grow that even more.

Are Costco franks really worth all the buzz?
>>57817209
Based

>>57817176
>using the least example of the ones given

>>57817186
>>57816972
Jack Bogle left room for risk everyone fucks this up when explaining being a Boglehead.

>98% goes into your Tax Advantaged account all into a total market index and bonds
>2% is fun money that you can throw around on more risky assets sector ETFs, gold and silver(lol), crypto, mutant fish or SOXL

>>57816565
Anon you know Bogle allowed you to take 2% and throw it wherever you want... also if you have an INDEX you are bought into NVDA so relax. Also Bogle would recommend buying a home. How long have you been investing as a Boglehead you could probably be a little more risky if you need to scratch that itch.

>>57816837
an m5 or m4

>>57817130
>1500c
Que?

>>57816726
When I rent I do not build any equity into a property. Tell me, if you rented an apartment for 10 years could you use the money you paid in rent for leverage to buy other asset?
You can't, renting is goyslavery.

>>57816837
A full-length AR-15 with rifle barrel/gas system and a carbine stock for that nice cozy adjustable length of pull. And a good comfy sling. Everybody always forgets about the sling.

I will percevere

>>57816726
It depends on the years of ownership vs renting. In the short term yes but in the long term no not at all. The people who try to insist renting is good have also never owned a house.

Renting is a 0 return investment 100% of the time.

What's the best stock?

>>57817512
Tickers NI, GGE, and RS.

>>57817512
MNST

>>57817512
Right now a lot of my money is in Boadcom. Their earnings come due after market on Thursday, and they are excellent. Oracle and Marvell are reporting as well, so I'm hoping we'll see the same kind of tech/ai/semiconductor feeding frenzy next Friday as we saw *last* Friday.

>>57816560
TWO MORE WEEKS

>>57816565
>>57817186
boglehead works for people who are either stupid, or make enough at wagiedom they can just pile it all away and not care.

>>57817551
Midwit take.

>>57817544
>Boadcom
Fuck. BROADCOM. Ticker AVGO.

>>57817512
Square Enix depositary shares

>>57816909
Make money from ai hype in the form of fds. Probably more dell, nvdia options, obvious qqq and spy 0dtes after 12 same day if the chart warrants it. Same ole same ole

>>57817288
XLK is the best perfoming sector of the SPDR sectors. Cherry picking the best performing assets of the last decade is pointless, especially when you are arguing in favor of investing in etfs. Don't be a stupid nigger anon.

>pre-futures

>>57817607
>reverse-pasts

First watch calls

>futures

>>57817596
>the GREAT BEAST 666 being built over the next decades isn't going to need a lot of regularly updated semis
Talk about being a stupid nigger, hory shet!

>>57817570
I hope you're trolling with that pic because lol. Lmao.

Open in 1 hour

>>57817699
It's a pic about AI porn.

>>57817708
What is?

>>57817726
Futures

>futures

how do you average 20% annual in the stock market over a lifetime?

>>57817708
Open bob

>>57817726
>he doesn't know

>>57817756
nasdaq 100 does that easily

>>57817726
Jewtures

The precious metal market
And also every european stocks

It’ll be red tomorrow..

>futures

>>57817852
so invest in QQQ? my strategy was heavily tech just because it has outperformed in the past and going forward i think it will become even more impactful. i am mainly only invested in aaple but i am worried about it.

>>57817973
Top signal.

>>57817930
I'd make her red today if you catch my drift

>>57814127
IBKR is good, Tastyworks if you want to mostly work options.

>rubymar sank yesterday
>BDRY up 235% since November 1
You did buy dry bulk shipping stocks, right?

>>57817992
no aaple is not top signal

Question from a retard, what's better for next week, load up on Broadcom before earnings or SOXL?

>>57818027
pass me the ratings for African Agriculture Holdings please

>>57818041
Load up on SOXS

>>57817570
>voo ytd 8.62%
>my ytd 34%
midwits bud. sorry you suck at this.

>>57818041
>SOXL
already hit the top, it's over.

REGRETTING
I DID NOT BUY
UVXY
as I sometimes do on Fridays. I'm sure the week will hold more opportunities.

I'm toying with the idea that I will only TRADE in NOSV.
NATGAS (BOIL, KOLD)
OIL (UCO, SCO, OILK)
SEMIS (USD, SSG)
VOLATILITY (UVXY, SVXY)

>>57817930
NO IT WON'T SHUT UP

For me, it's natural gas. Of the female variety please.

>>57818126
That's almost as disgusting as what faggots talk about. Stop.

>>57818137
You have to go back.

>>57818072
no ratings for it. that is a shitstock anon idk what it is?

"Nasdaq allows 180 calendar days to regain compliance by maintaining a $1 closing bid price for a minimum of 10 consecutive days during the 180-day period."

they wont even be listed soon.

>>57818090
Okay and? Are you Warren Buffet? Are you going to maintain that across the year, years, decades? Are you accounting for taxes? What is your exit plan do you have one? How will you handle getting heemed in a market crash and losing 20-50% of your account?

>>57818157
It's a pure shitstock, every time I open it up and zoom out I get a good laugh out of it. Oh Africa!
A shame there's no results, but thanks for checking mate

God forgot about me boys I stoppes getting punished for bad things

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>>57816565
You're living frugal and saving right? Just save up a good sum for when the next 'big one' comes round, and when it does you'll be in a position to go hard.

>>57818093
Unless it drops a little next week I guess.
>>57818091
I'll do it right after I buy into ARK Investments

>>57818303
hehehe

Fed chairmen anon in laymen terms please explain why the Fed has raised rates 2000bps, putting the Fed funds to 25%

imagine getting this return on your gme investment

I have exactly 0% jewish blood AMA

>>57818366
What do coins smell like to you?

>>57818348
that is the face of a pedophile

>He bought Big Lots

> he must join Big Lots General.

>>>57817253

>dont fade this bigger than GME squeeze

>>57818385
They have a smell?

why can't I retire yet?

>>57818478
FUCK OFF!!! STAY IN YOUR CONTAINMENT THREADS

>futures

10 minutes to the start

THA JEWTURES ARE COMING
THA JEWTURES ARE COMING

>>57815509
>>57815529
quality post.

My entire blood line comes from the dark blue

Lower your tone around me, dont even look in my direction

>ADBE's new schtick is developing "commercially safe AI media generation"
>NVDA conference tomorrow
>Adobe now has a DALL-E extension using Adobe tools
>Adobe will have a monopoly on enterprise media creation using open ai tech
Holy fuck ADBE is going to 1k by summer

>>57818341
God, I'd sell all of my assets and buy those 20+year bonds at 25% interest rates. Would cement my position in life. Because, then, for the next 20+ years, I could use those yields to hold _permanently_ asymmetric investments.
>You want me to sell? Sell into what, specifically? I could hold permanently.

>futures

WTFWTOMGWTFBBQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57818664
I am sure even babies hush in your presence

Bros am I missing something? GDX seems like a perfect place to park my money safely for easy gains in the coming months

NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL
I might have to postpone the BUYS I had planned. Might do a few SELLS instead.

>>57818728
https://www.mining.com/web/gold-stocks-languishing/

Complementary reading material

>>57818728
just no anon. quit this speculative gold mining uranium robert kiyosaki 'buy silver' bs.

the first thing i do when looking into a company or investment is look at its 5 years return. if it has performed well in the last 5 years i go further and evaluate the business and its fundamentals. do some dcfs, run some ratios, read some 10ks etc. look at GDX historic performance it doesn't even pass the first test.

>>57814966
>1961 P/E
How high can it go?

wtf is oil doing? WTI can't be in the 80's again. JOE BIDEN SAVE ME AND THE U.S. ECONOMY

>>57818165
>Are you going to maintain that across the year, years, decades
>i cant do it so therefore others cant etiehr!
Buffets underperformed for years now. its not hard to beat the sp500 or to beat bogleheads.

>>57818215
For there shall be none end of plagues to the evil man, the light of the wicked shall be put out.

>>57816101
>/pol/ schizobabble is bearish
thanks i'll invert pol as always

>>57814812
The girl I have been fucking broke things off yesterday. At least my portfolio is up r-right?

>>57818833
Warren Buffet isn't a Boglehead lol he is the opposite of a Boglehead. Gonna show that big dick performance? I mean why be shy Mister 30%?

>Palladium futures

>>57818672
>commercially safe
All google can do is generate niggers.

>>57818861
She isn't yours, it was just your turn :)

>>57818672
Doesn't AI put Adobe out of business? Nobody needs to hire expensive artists anymore.

>>57818765
Ok. But historical trends kinda go out the window w/ the whole covid lockdown and money printing acceleration, no? Also central bank accumulation over the years.. you don’t think there’s a possibility of a worldwide currency revaluation w/ gold? Maybe I’ve had a few too many sips of the doomer Kool-aid lately, if you have any reading material you’d recommend that shines light against this that isn’t written by a J or a J underling then would you mind sharing? I have a son coming in June and I’m finally out of debt and want to park some money somewhere to diversify

>>57818861
Premarital sex is a sin

>he thought COCOA was going to come back down
Glad I already took a shitload of PHYSICAL DELIVERY

>>57818765
>Buy cyclicals
>Expecting to buy high and sell higher

NATGAS just broke ONE NINETY

Fuck off commoditiescucks

>>57818913
Gold is terrible for basing currency on. It is easily manipulated and at any moment a gov can just go. "Lol no more Gold for you."

The only reason commodity prices are bearish and not bullish is because of Jerome Powell's racist, sexist, neo-nazi rape hikes. Why doesn't everyone just talk about him like he's Hitler so he fucks off and we can just pump markets? Poor people will always be poor so who really cares about inflation.

>>57818868
>. Gonna show that big dick performance?
i doubt that a pic will change your mind since you are a retard but lots of anons here have similar. if you bought the dip instead of muh recession fear you are pretty similar levels of gains.

>>57818950
Fuck sakes that was a winning trade for me last week

>>57816232
Coincidentally I'm 84th percentile both IQ and wealth. What does this mean? How will this affect the mid term elections?

>>57818970
Eat shit queer that will never be a woman or a man.

>>57818993
>Fiat is terrible for basing currency on. It is easily manipulated and at any moment a gov can just go. "Lol no more money for you."

>>57818941
>15 more years

>>57816232
In the top 5% of my age group, and the one above me

>>57818993
I dont have any gold but if i did i would of course register it with the government and comply with their decrees

>>57819028
>mid term elections
Seems you're a midwit

>>57819107
>d i would of course register it with the government and comply with their decrees
youd be amazed at how much people will self regulate themselves and submit to a gov order that they have no ability to enforce. tons of people handed in and got stamps for their gun braces to be a good boy. the gov had no way to enforce it either.

>>57818934
HSY bros it's never coming back... The chocolates are gone forever...

>>57819022
>117.03% 1 year
>11.64% 3 year
lol. I am curious what you are doing to barely beat the S&P and if you are realizing gainz how much taxes are actually hitting.
Also needing a +117.03% year to get to +11.64% All time is not something to brag about.

>>57819107
Anon when they made owning Gold literally illegal the majority of people complied and the ones who didn't had the secret service seize all their gold for being bad goy.

>>57819156
>>57819156

NEW

>>57819171
>>57819171
>>57819171

MIGRATE
>>57819171
>>57819171
>>57819171

>>57819164
aw wtf nigga.
I deleted.