/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for wagmi

>>57804370
second for youre fucking wrong

>>57804408
In time my friend, in time

>>57804353
>no exhentai link

Post a link in the old thread to this one, faggot

>pasts
I GOT MY MIND IN THE GUTTER
AND MY DREAMS ON THE STREET
I FEEL ALIVE ALIVE
AND THIS CITY DON'T SLEEP

https://youtu.be/IrToxtMUwO4

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

My parents left me with nothing and I'm still a degenerate, just a poor one. At least I get the only child privilege of ending our god awful bloodline.

>>57804564
>>57804501
Who told you that? your local rabbi? lol
>>57804510
There is an opportunity cost to not being majority US I feel anon

>>57803496
>but since females can't be incels
something something crystal cafe

>>57804612
forgot picrel
>>57804611
My parents are still alive, I doubt I will get any inheritance though. My parents had 2 houses bought for them from my grandparents. and I had to "tough it out like we did" except I got no help buying a house or college.

>>57804461
It's in the catalog, FAGGOTARD.

https://boards.4chan.org/biz/catalog#s=/smg/

>>57804612
https://nypost.com/2017/04/24/most-rich-families-will-lose-it-all/
can't find the primary source rn but 70% of families lose wealth by the second gen, and 90% by the third. just because of this: >>57804501

Someone who is gifted a bunch of wealth doesn't recognize the value of hard work and it is soon wasted away.

>>57804644
Yeah so what you fucking idiot? People in the old thread aren't looking at the catalog

>>57804654
So you're advocating for keeping the RETARD BRIDGE in place then?

Reminder to buy international stocks to say diversified :)

>>57804628
>go there
>70% of posts are about trannies
>half of those are probably by trannies
So it's basically fem/pol/ where it's trannies instead of nazis got it.
Still, females can't be incels. If they choose to hate or avoid men that's a voluntary choice, and pretty much the only way they will manage not to get dicked.

>>57804630
>>57804628
>>57804612
>>57804611
>>57804610
https://pastebin.com/sBRAS5r7

>>57804648
>Make an irrevocable trust with your assets in it.
>your estate is not taxed or liquidated on your death but you can pass the role of the trustee to your favorite kin preserving your dynastic wealth
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/071615/what-difference-between-revocable-trust-and-living-trust.asp

>>57804612
>nooo I must give handouts to my helpless retard children
lmao

>>57804648
Someone else's failures are not my failures. I don't know why this wealth-lost-in-3-generations narrative is touted like some sort of true proverb. How do you prevent little shits? Have a lot of children—lots and lots of penne in vegenne, and your bound to have a cognitive elite son, and give him that money.
>nah, I'd never give my children my money.
Kek, imagine _not_ giving your children an unfair advantage over other children.

>>57804727
eat shit pajeet scammer

>>57804711
KEK!
I am only going to buy BP and SHEL, and a few weird TANKERS but otherwise no foreignfaggotry.

>>57804736
I can tell that without a doubt that you are not white. KYS brownie

>>57804743
>Kek, imagine _not_ giving your children an unfair advantage over other children.
Most breeders are extremely selfish people, think of the mindset it takes to curse somebody to exist in this world in the first place. Maybe you did it for social acceptance, maybe to be taken care of when you're old by a little slave, maybe even just because you wanted to make your weiner feel good. Either way, parents are some of the most obnoxious and self obsessed people I know

Just know that your mindset is not the norm.

>>57804711
Based. International etf investing is self-cuckery.
>but muh africans
Fuck them africans.

>>57804788
>88
>Fuck them africans.
Witnessed! kek

>>57804788
to be fair, africa isn't really relevant.. but still, it just sucks compared to the us. can you imagine the next AI breakthrough or self driving cars being invented in europe instead of the US?

https://youtu.be/vbJxMd3Pls8

>>57804850
Holy FUCK
BASED
I saw the Ramones directly once.

>>57804788
>He isn't buying Safaricom
NGMI.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/oil-spill-fertilizer-leak-from-sinking-of-cargo-ship-highlight-risks-to-red-sea-from-houthi-attacks/ar-BB1jelmc

Whats up with the $1/share non binding bid? Hostile takeover? Insider info wanting to salvage this company from a horrible upcoming earnings report? Or master plan to make sure the stock price remains above $1 which is required by April to stay in the NYSE?

>>57804785
>self replicating biological robots self replicating is abnormal
All living things seek to replicate, you fucking mong.

>>57804966
What about gays

>>57804966
I'm saying him caring enough about his children to pass down wealth to them is abnormal. His mindset. Related to the greentext. Don't be ESL.

>>57804785
post hand brownie.

>>57804957
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/lockheed-martin-looks-to-acquire-spacecraft-maker-terran-orbital-for-nearly-600-million/ar-BB1jbM1P

>remembered someone shilling BIRD back during its IPO
>wonder how it's been going
>gone from $15 to $1
it's such a shit company that cares more about muh ESG than making money, but it's remarkable how all the former Nike execs there have managed to squander all of the company's money. please convince me not to take a position

>>57805003
I know of lockheed’s current stake. That was one of the reasons I felt comfortable investing as much as I did. I fully expected a buyout offer eventually. But for an offer to be below the current share price just seems weird? Even if lockheed needs terran orbital, they could have simply waited until it was in even more dire straights. Rivada made its payments and Terran has like $70mil cash on hand with paying clients. Maybe Rivada is on the verge of insolvency? Its a private german company so its finances are opaque. I just feel like this is a play to keep Terran Orbital alive a little longer and isn’t a genuine offer. Or just a low bid to start a negotiation. I’m into LLAP at $0.99 so being forced to sell at $1.00 would be annoying because I could have invested in meme AI stocks or uranium instead.

>>57804995
Browns don't have hangups like I do they just mindlessly breed and shit wherever they stand. I'm as pasty as can be. No I won't post a timestamped hand Pic I'm lying in bed at 5 PM tired as fuck

>>57805054
You sound like an unbearable whiny faggot. fitting that 5 billion years of existence leads to your bloodline ending with you.

>>57804785
Lol I just helped deliver my son yesterday and it was awesome. I love him and want to see him succeed and be loved by God
You sound like a sad person. I’m sorry for you, anon

>>57805052
Well if the offer was written before less than a week ago then it was less than $1, and all the way up until early Feb it was on a downward trajectory with no end in sight and I'm sure LMT was working on the offer well before such a short time ago, so the "offer below current share price" thing doesn't really hold any weight in the figuring. My guess would be that LMT sees some assets and R&D there that would fit well within them and they may not even consider it to be a bargain but at least worth it to them at that price for the long haul.

>>57805158
I just want to own long term bags on a star trek space company or get paid an actual profit!!!

>>57805118
>and be loved by God
BLESSED
A
S
E
DON'T FORGET TO TEACH HIM TO TRADE NATGAS AND OIL SO HE DOESN'T TURN INTO A "SHE"

>>57805095
Agreed

>>57804611
Based survivor

>>57805118
You'll regret it sooner or later

>>57804611
Based self-eugeniciser.

>>57804785
>>57805204
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

>>57805177
I have EIGHT NON NATGAS AND OIL STOOKS, due to the fact that I picked them for my son who was in a STOOKS program for 3 years where he got to buy and hold on their dime and keep the gains. I watched them every single day for those 3 years so now hold them myself because they are like home. One of those STOOKS is LDOS, which was once a LMT subsidiary. I am probably going to buy LMT at some point because that connection has been part of my daily awareness while watching his STOOKS. LDOS is techy as fuck and I wish LMT would have kept them. Maybe they regret selling it and LLAP will help them refill that VOIDARINO inside.

>>57805204
He’s gonna be homeschooled and if he turn out gay I’ll make sure he’s Athenian in demeanour
Seek Christ and maybe go outside

>>57805235
>homeschooling
He's going to be socially retarded then. I guess sooner is the answer.

is it messed up that my mom left a voice mail asking for $2500/mo? i don't answer her calls anymore

>>57805274
Don't you feel like you owe her for bestowing upon you the wonderful "gift" of life? Come on anon just help her out

>>57805286
metaphorically speaking, is giving a drunk an extra beer really helping?

>>57805233
Why do you type like that

>>57805253
I realized in university that the homeschooled kids were absolutely better than me in terms of knowledge and social skills.

>>57805292
Why do you type like that?

>>57805292
BTW, also related to LDOS is SAIC. They were once one company. If you have ever seen the movie THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS it was based on shit they did which invoolved PSYCHIC explorations. Anyway, those 2 companies plus LMT are all contributing towards STAR TREK shit becoming REALIZED.

>>57804711
I'm a European and I'm 70% 2x nasdaq and 30% 2x SP500.
Investing anywhere else than the US in this current era is financial suicide. Europe and Japan are dead in the water with little hope and anywhere else is irrelevant third world.

I want everybody here to chill the fuck out

>>57805253
Lol that’s why you have a ton of kids and hang out with families that also have a bunch of kids that also homeschool
You’re so miserable because you don’t have community, anon

>>57805344
When are you rotating out of that? Or is that a long term hold.

>>57805361
And you're just LARPing about shit that doesn't happen anywhere in this low trust era of decline. We're both pretty pathetic people.

>>57805306
Probably the most important earnings week. How much people spend on fashion to impress others says a lot about where the economy is headed

>>57804806
Many breakthroughs are still to be had. Of those breakthroughs, many will be founded in America. And America is on Mars. Read David Deutsch.
>Why not China?
To be fair, China has a shot too. Look at their population size. They are bound to have a Newton, statistically speaking. However, Chinese Newton will _never_ make it in China. He'd move to America (Mars). Culturally, China is fine being the strong and obedient son. Read Confucius, and you will understand what I'm saying. They have thousands years of obedient, low-trust cultural beliefs. Read Francis Fukuyama.
>America is in a decline.
Intelligence is exponential. Cognitive elites win in the end, as it will be. Read anything based on epistemology and game theory and conjecture explanations that no living author wants to say aloud.

Bros, is pic related a real or a nothingburger?

What does this mean for the stock markets?

>>57804353
buy apple best company trading at 27x earnings. find a company with such a huge moat, great product design, FCF, and is geared for innovation with AI and other products.

best investment i have found.

>>57805396
do you think the top still goes to .us?

>>57805253
Considering that being not socially retarded means being a degenerate liberal i'd say that's a good tradeoff

>>57805306
JWN calls on Tuesday, then dumping them for SOXL calls on Thursday. That's my plan for the week.

>>57805396
Whats your portfolio look like? Midwits like you are perfect for inversing.

>>57805410
There is no benefit as far as job or relationship opportunities go in being a right winger. Well, at least in current decade. America will be attempting Total Kike Death in 20 years or so at the current pace of Weimarfication.

>>57805422
>thinking i own cuckpanies
Anon, I found a different casino. I'm in /smg/ because at least there is some effortposting.

>>57805027
>remembered someone shilling BIRD back during its IPO
Dumbass should've bought BLBD. Schoolbuses, idiot.

>>57805291
Yes.

>>57805373
Probably in 20 years lol. I keep DCA'ing into it monthly. I am 25, I have zero outstanding debt, an extremely stable job and I'm the only child of homeowner parents. I have no incentive to gamble it all away with crypto/options shit like some desperate NEET but a situation stable enough to afford the risk of 2x leverage. People keep fearing a dotcom bubble but the Nasdaq in 2024 is completely different from the Nasdaq in 2000. It's like a whole other index.
Anyway historically the Nasdaq dumps and pumps harder than the SP500, so I'll just rebalance to keep that 70/30 ratio. When it dumps, sell some sp500 and buy some nasdaq, when it pumps sell some nasdaq and buy some sp500.

>>57805397
Your grocery bill is several hundred thousand dollars*!
*Over the course of the next several decades

>>57805444
The benefit is not having a depraved lifestyle

>>57805337
You sound schizo but I will invest in those two tech stocks you mentioned
>>57805361
Normies think that homeschooling is just kids trapped with relgious extremist parents all day. They don’t know about home schooling groups and the various day programs for homeschooled kids
>>57805386
High trust communities exist, we just didn’t invite you because you are cringe

>>57805460
Leverage still scares me. A 50% drop is not unlikely within a 20 year horizon and if that happens you are entirely wiped out...

>>57805494
This larp goes hard

>>57805306
Rate my gambles.

>>57805508
all in BIG calls

>>57805508
idk about shorting crwd anon.

>>57805500
My ETFs are rebalanced daily. The nasdaq would need to drop 50% in a day for the ETF to get liquidated and that's not possible with circuit breakers. Besides even if the nasdaq was to crash 50% in a day we'd most likely have other worries than shitposting on /biz/

What are some good YouTube channels for tuning in to professional opinions and outlook analysts? Preferably macro. I listen to David Lin but he seems to have a VERY mixed bag in terms of accountable guests.

https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport

>>57804353
damn bros today i was at wal mart and this really malnourished and grubby looking gypsy lady with a sign walked up to me asking for cash. i gave her $10 and felt bad. her daughter was there too. did i get scammed? i don't care because i have a lot of money but it sucks to see poor people.

>>57805508
I think ANF stumbles here. It's gotta, after this runup.

And, call me crazy, but I like that AVAV chart.

>>57805514
why BIG?

>>57805540
What state/region are you in, anon?

>>57805508
also why long Marvel people don't watch super hero movies anymore.

>>57805508
I hope you are wrong about crowd strike because I’m making the opposite play. But i suspect you are correct, and I will lose money

Anyone else gambling on Big Bear AI? It might do what SOUN did last week, but these guys got glowie contracts. Its what the TSA will start using on you when you walk into an airport. I’m probably going to go long on them, unlike other meme AI stocks which I’m only here to pump and dump

>>57805500
>Leverage still scares me
Asymmetry, anon. 2% of your portfolio on leveraged equities will get you to outperform SP500. And that's only 2% of a portfolio.
>50% drop
True. But that's why options are great: you could hold another 2% of your portfolio in rolling puts. Read Nassim the Arab and Mark Spitznagel. If you don't want to deal with options, barbelling is always a strong strategy.

>>57805540
probably, in europe, there's so many eastern europeans that move to the west, just to beg for money outside of supermarkets, and sending most of it back to either their country or some boss of the homeless ring

>>57805540
how old was the daughter? old enough for a throw?

>>57805558
Don't encourage him, it's the latest bankrupt schizo cult stock.

>>57805540
>gypsy lady
>asking for cash
>her daughter was there too
My boy, you fell for the oldest trick in the book.

>>57805540
Have the courage to hate poor people.

>>57805466
Well shit, how do I prepare for Weimar 2.0?

>>57805528
I want to take her heels off, sniff them and then rub my face on her pantyhose feet all day!

>>57805585
no the daughter was probably 13 very skinny and hungry looking same with the mom. she said godbless you and i went on my way.

>>57805598
possibly but you can tell by looking at someone if they are prospering. they werent.

>tfw wanna go into AVGO calls but the premiums are stupid expensive now

>>57805494
>disparages someone with schizo allegations
>immediately starts referring to "normies" as if he is not one of them
You might want to tone down either that confidence you seem to have in the soundness of your inner structure, or that NEUROTYPICAL voice you're using while walking through MY TURF
U
R
FAGGOT.

>>57804353
Looking to get into finance shit more. Was gonna go through educational sites and linked stuff. I think I still have a Webull and Charles Schwab account (stocks) these any good? What about crypto and shit what should I use for that?

>>57805494
every homeschooler I've met is weird and can't into math
>>57805500
it would have to fall 50% in one day, a 50% drawdown over time wouldn't wipe it out, but ideally you follow the 200 day sma strategy
>https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=374766

slops the thread

>>57805602
>Well shit, how do I prepare for Weimar 2.0?
They'll hike taxes, bump the retirement age up a couple %, and grind out a decade or so of 5-10% inflation.

Weimar happened because Germany had a trade imbalance it could not balance (lol reparations). We'll just have normal, Latinx America-tier inflation so you'll do fine in stocks or crypto. Just don't be a bond baggie or cower in cash.

>>57805575
2% is nothingness I don't even see the point of allocating a portfolio to granularity smaller than maybe 10%

>>57805614
You don’t even have the good version of that meme. We are not the same.

>>57805604
Nice

>>57805611
MU, MRVL

>>57805610
>possibly but you can tell by looking at someone if they are prospering. they werent.
No you can't, you got gypped, learn from the mistake and don't support their lifestyle.

>>57805589
oh this year's BBBYQ, got it

>>57805629
It was an example highlighting how a small % of a portfolio is enough to outpace the SP500, consistently, despite drawdowns. We always hear niggers say that most investors can't outpace the SP500, but that's just a psyop preventing people from outpacing the average rate of returns.

>>57805604
Try adding “vaporwave”, “vaporwave energy”, “glowing energy”, “glowing [COLOR] energy”

>>57805658
Yeah I've been consistently outperforming sp500 slightly every year just with a 50 50 split on schd and schg. It is just a slightly more concentrated version of voo that excludes a lot of the losers weighing down the sp500 and also adds some mid cap value exposure

>>57805671
Nice

>>57805508
You think the market is underpricing Costco and Target right now?

>>57805723
Target gave me a free PS5, therefore I buy calls. Simple as.

>>57805723
>Costco
>underpricing

>>57805633
>the version where you can see the edits is better than the one where it looks authentic to the original photograph
>we are not the same
I THANK THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY
that we are not the same, that I am not from
REDDIT
E
D
D
I
TIME IS NOT A FLAT CIRCLE

>>57805556
ANF looks like PARA before Bill Hwang blew up, good god

>>57805745
THIS, you know those hotdog margins are getting SQOOZED.

>>57805745
>>57805757
Everything has a good price and a bad price, fellas.

>>57805003
Yet another article proving my investment advice is sound are ahead of the media. You should have listened, you should have learned. And that's a fathands win! I'm genuinely starting to grow tired of being right all the time. Just once I'd like to be wrong just to see what it feels like.

>>57805757
Hey some of you is alright

But AEHR at opening

>>57805781
>AEHR
Aren't they fucking doomed because they lost their only customer?

>>57805757
They're going to be losing $100 on each hot dog in 5 years.

What is your favourite stock right now? Hard mode: no NVDA

>>57805810
LAAC

>>57805781
>not NATGAS AND OIL
On what grounds and thesis?

>>57804711
never understood why all the r*ddits shilled international until you realize they're diversity shills. thats all it is really. they get to claim a diversified portfolio of nonwhites.

>>57805793
>They'll have to limit it to 1 per customer

Start getting defensive you tech trannies, a storms brewin

>>57805780
>the burden of the visionary who sees and thinks so far beyond the common nigger
DEFINITELY
EMATHIZE

>>57805810
I do like ESTA. A quality company with a solid setup, good growth potential, and delightful meme power.

>>57805789
>>57805821
>implying the market is behaving rationally right now

It has enough meme words to be a breakout stock. Sell when you feel a comfortable 30% gains and never touch it again. Transfer earnings into XOM or uranium

But if you want real actual advice for a long term hold: but John Deere and never let go.

>>57805843
What's your 1yr performance?

>>57805850
kek you are definitely going to make it my shabbos goy

>>57805508
i was looking at marvell and broadcom. gimme your thesis here. options? strike??

>>57805843
There's only one way to deal with tech fuzzy-wuzzies...

>>57805875
AI and chip hype has been building for months, while AEHR has only been going down in the meantime. Shit, even INTC's catching a bid. But all AEHR can do as a dead cat is keep making lower highs.

>>57805892
march is a green month therefore the market will be green

>>57805810
CELH

>>57805875
DE is one of my EIGHT STOOKS with LDOS. I have shilled DE here with AI images and BAGGIE shorted them and got FOOKED. You must be a TOURIST.

CISA sissies...

>>57805936
Dude you need to chill out. I am not a tourist. I’ve been on 4chan since 2005.

Any thoughts on ALGM? Scam or next smci?

>>57805951
Careful with CCJ. They underperformed on yesterday's pump, indicating the market might've found out they're Canadian.

>>57805969
>Scam or next smci
you said the same thing twice

>>57805941
Imagine trump winning and getting second golden bullrun again. Thinking about it makes my loins so hot you could fry an egg on them

>>57805907
this unironically looks like my fiancee, I cannot wait to put a baby in her belly.

>>57805985
Maybe but so far super micropenis made a lot of money and got into the 500

$800 PT for COSTCO seem reasonable?

I guess Saint Patrick's Day rally is next

>>57805391
Friday is gonna be one helluva day. Broadcom, Oracle, and Marvell all report their earnings Thursday after market closes, and all -- Broadcom especially -- look pretty healthy. I think there's going to be another Friday tech-feeding frenzy.

>>57805821
pic related my only holding. i keep buying more.

>>57805810
NAS

>>57805810
AVGO.

>>57806065
>>57805810
AMAT

I'm having a good day lads

>>57805951
>calls someone schizo
>gets called NORMIE and TOURIST back
>hits home
>gets defensive
>EVERY
>SINGLE
>WORD
>including their sequencing
>an incredibly NORMIFIED response
>typed on an AAPL
Uranium seems to be far too much of an arbitrary commodity that you pretty much just put money into and hope for the best. I've had an interest but interviews with miner CEOs projected too much of even they themselves just hoping for the best.

>>57806043
GAY but probably an excellent long term INVOOSTMENT. I would buy some too if it didn't make me immediately think of GAY every time I would see it in muh PORT.

>>57806092
Where the fuck do you live that you can watch the numbers move on a Saturday while the rest of us eat our hearts out? That shit ain't fair.

Apple's legacy is coming to an end

>>57806092
kick ass, BLESSED

>>57804976
No, gays are just self defecating lol. Their programming is corrupted.

>>57804984
I'm not ESL, I just put it in blunt terms to showcase the absurdity of your claim. Passing down wealth is perfectly fine, given that you weren't a piece of shit parent and actually trained your children to be good responsible people who won't buy hookers and blow as soon as they come into money as the underclass tends to do. But flat out denying them any kind of inheritance is a big FU to them and forcing them into the circumstances that we're in. That might not seem like an issue until you start wondering why your kids don't have a house, aren't married, and don't have kids just as our parents are wondering now without understanding that things cost money and you cant do shit without it.

Just be reasonable, don't spoil your kids.

>>57806119
It's not moving today, I only check my trades like once a week. I've found that I get too emotional and make rash decisions if I'm always watching it, so I pick something I have faith in, put a stop loss to protect against a crash, and then let it move without me looking. Every week if I'm still in I update my stop loss position.

>my dream is quit my job and die of a fentanyl OD in san francisco

I really hate being a wagie, it seems so comfy, a hoodie, slightly overcast in san francisco, needle in my arm, nodding away into sweet bliss... ahh... I want it please I am tired of going to work

>>57806172
INCREDIBLY
BASED
little system you've got there.

>>57806172
You know they have trailing stop losses right?

>>57805253
Have you been to public school lately? It's a bunch of latinx faggots and retarded asshole bullies. Going to public school is bearish on a good childhood AND on a good outcome after school. Public school fucks you up in ways that you won't quickly recover from, it's a literal good goy training factory to get the goylets ready for work in the actual goyim labor extraction facilities.

Only deadbeats and retards willingly send their children to public school anymore.

If I'm supposed to pick "best of breed" how can I put any fucking money into anything besides tech?

Anything that isn't tech will simply match the S&P.

>>57805918
solid enough imo.

Guys I think Taylor Swift is stalking me again. How do I keep my AQB shares safe?

>>57806223
>DECK, COST, CLH, WM blocks your path
Nothing personal kid

>>57806223
You're buying in 2024, not 2020 you fool, it's too late to benefit from the tech pump.

NATOcucks are losing to VDV clown squad country and ukraine is probably going to undergo a revolution with Zelensky overthrown at this rate. How do we profit from CIA fucking up another coup?

Should I spend $600 to fuck a beautiful asian tranny today? Only business and finance responses

>>57806241
Pretty dumb statement considering tech has 10x more to go

>>57806249
go back retard. no one here cares about much cia spooks in slavland.

>>57806240
Fuck I am so smart I just have to say retarded things and people throw me gold standard tickers in response

>>57806238
Just hide them in any SE Asian country other than Singapore. She made an exclusivity deal with them so all of her SE Asian fans have to find a way to get there in order to pay her shitloads of money to see her, so she won't be going to any of those other countries and your shares will be safe.

>>57806223
brk/b nigga. i keep buying it love that stock because if you dca your paycheck you don't have a lot of cash on sideline. i dont put in mm or hysa becuase i love buying stocks which is a downside. so i hedge that by buying berk/b because if a recession hits or a bubble pops and everything goes parabolic brk can use all their liquid cash to get stocks.

charlie and buffet taught me a lot about investing but mainly not what to do but what to absolutely not to do.

>>57806279
Thanks, I know I need to diversify beyond tech but hooooly fuck it is hard when its literally never going to stop winning

>>57806272
The more people that are aware the more it benefits me, since I do business with these companies

>>57806249
HELLO FROM THE SKY!

>>57806277
I really do sometimes think about getting a filipina waifu I bet I could live there like a (primitive monkey island) king

>>57805907

People buy this shit??

>>57806002
AI just like your GF

Over the years I've amassed like 500 tickers on my watchlist, out of literally 100% of these tickers ALL stocks below 100 million market cap use reverse splits FREQUENTLY

>>57806330
nope they btc. inb4 btc graph looks like this 20 years from now.

>>57806330
Go to CMMG and you’ll find load of dumb contrarian retards who will buy garbage like this and pretend to be smart

>>57806333
fiancee and no, she is real. not everyone on 4chan is a basement dweller like you anon.

>>57806366
Living in two worlds means suboptimal outcome for both

You arent good at real life or internet shoulda picked a side

>Ford gave another dividend even higher than the first
hey not bad, didn't even see that in the news, just noticed it hit my account. Good job unionbros

S&P
more like
poop and pee
LOL

Sup NIGGERS

>>57806396
Standard & Poor more like.... Shirtard... & Poop

>>57806375
how tf can you be "good at internet" you fucking retard? I just bant on here sometimes because I have been on smg since like 2017

>>57806427
If you have to ask...

>>57806435
I give you good tickers and you disrespect me? eat shit faggot.

>>57806190
Thank you
>>57806196
I trade through my bank and they don't

>>57806446
You will give me more good tickers in the future

>>57806448
sad days anon.
>>57806458
No, I do not think I will actually.

>>57806446
>>57806427
>>57806366
>>57806002
You take bait this easily and expect me to believe you touch grass?

>SOBR
>AQB

Ideas that make perfect sense but for some reason arent winners

>>57806408
Would getting a pet help lure a woman into my life?

>>57806511
Genuinely can't believe mutant fish are still around. Look at their 5 year chart and their recent EPS. It's a stock that won't die. I've been seeing AQB posts for 8 years

>>57806120
12 more days maybe a couple extra?

>>57806546
It makes me so fucking mad

>overpopulation no longer a big deal
>ocean pollution no longer a big deal

THIS WAS A HOME RUN WHAT THE FUCK

Bought some girl scout cookies earlier today. There was this really cute girl at the stand I wish I had asked for her number.

>>57806546
Their VILLAGE has needed REDEEMS for a lot longer than that and there is no sign of stopping.

All the Boeing fud is getting pretty stupid. Clearly someone with money and influence is peddling a bunch of doom and gloom. What's the play? Buy the dip or short it?

>>57806572
fucking kek

Just as an FYI I am expanding my portfolio. On monday at open I will be buying $300 in BFI shares. Don't ever tell me I didn't feed you a guaranteed winning ever again.

I intend to exclusively invest in companies with a really bad ESG score.

Am I a genius?

>>57806249
Apparently artillery production is set to ramp up big time, so maybe find defense contractors who specialize in cheap, mass produced shells?

>>57806649
Someone please explain defense industry to me

Sometimes this happens
>get contract
>stonk go down

Why? How know when contract good?

>no mention of female natural gas in the thread
it's over

>>57806661
priced in, you're too late

>>57806669
>sell female scent for men
>this attracts women to you because they smell other women on you

Would this work?

>>57806680
Exactly, so you buy defense contractors when world peace seems the only outcome.

>>57806623
I've got REPX, very similar with bad ESG but a SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS rating of A.

Bros, that underfunding crisis with social security and medical insurance is making me anxious, what stocks do I invest to prepare for the collapse?

>>57806669
I prefer natural feminine smells from their feet, cleavage and armpits

>>57806688
yes actually

>>57806669
too busy sniffin

Anons, can you imagine a world with no third worlders of the street shit variant?

>>57806546
>I've been seeing AQB posts for 8 years
That you retarded fat piggie still didn't invest is the #1 reason I think it'll moon.
Ever since your last video where you tried to do math I feel nothing but pity for you so I decided to stop ignoring you for now.

>>57806745
not too bad

>>57806800
>a world with no third worlders
truly a wonderful image

>Markets

Line keeps going up bros

>https://youtu.be/J55YPo5af0U?si=W3zuU2msBA11oyrp

>>57806847
they said recently there is still trillions sitting in money markets as people arent eager to race in while rates are higher. i honestly dont think this market can slow down. MM funds coming in, rate cuts, possible trump potus. we are gonna pump for next 5 years.

>>57806898
nah they will crash it if trump wins

>>57806926
They said that 8 years ago

>>57806926
Chinese markets especially hate that fucking guy, so I can see them pushing the big red button as a fuck you later this year kek

>>57806808
Taylor Swift is old news. Every morning I wake up and think about how I'll make the markets my bitch. Never failed to execute. Haven't felt failure in 8 years you should try and be a man for once in your life and then the markets will be your submissive wife. Maybe this song will help you.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0qCYabLy1ic&si=-EhhLowQkZrpE25v

At the grocery store, I saw this special "spiced" flavor of KO zero, so I bought it.
It's weird, hard to describe. Idk what it's spiced with. Kinda sweet, but good I guess.
Idk if this will pump KO's share price though

>>57805810
DHT
Honorable mention to LAAC.

>>57806932
>2016 was 8 years ago
sheesh. giga blackpill there.

>>57806941
it's sad that you are probably serious with that "song"
here listen to some real music whigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E6b3swbnWg

>>57806932
trump and wall street are 2 turds in a pod

Wtf

>>57807004
>chopin

>>57806971
Coca cola zero should be banned from human consumption. Not that Pepsi max is that much better.

>>57806843
Where is that? also, i just hate the indians specifically, would it be possible to cut them of from the world wide web?

>>57807049

>>57807042
Yes I know it contrasts the monkey noises you call music perfectly. Thank you for acknowledging that. I like how you automatically become submissive confronted with an intellect like mine.
You will buy AQB I know it. Proabably fomo into it to prevent yourself from commiting suicide once you realize your mistake! But it'll be too late as you will not only be my exit liquidity but it'll be the top.

>>57807094
Russia
It would be pretty cool if we could build a great firewall around india to keep them out. Sadly I don't think we'll have the opportunity for a while yet

>>57807162
I will be shorting AQB monday morning. This is a spite trade.

>>57806986
>2020 was 4 years ago
time flys bros

>>57807049
I work for Pepsi. It’s called Pepsi Zero Sugar now. Zero is going to be completely replacing diet soon.

>>57806774
>>57806688
I can vouch for this. After I had sex for the first time it seemed like women were drawn to me for a week after the fact.
It's like they're sharks that can detect pheromones.
Chicks are weird dude.

>>57807182
Do you even have money left after your AWFUL NYCB call?
Lmao I mean, your portfolio is 4 figs, so you can't have many of those losses left in you.

>>57807219
>can detect pheromones.

>>57807174
The number of scams running from that shithole increase by 100% each year, at some point people will have to do something. For now, i´ll do my own personal part and report them to the migration services control whenever I see a bunch of them

>>57807182
>Try peeling off your face... and feeding it to the dogs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpOtuoHL45Y

>>57807231
Glad you're smug, I'm going to enjoy crushing your ego.

>>57805508
Don't underestimate the power of feet fags

>>57806355
Bunch of dummies, everyone knows the only metals you're only supposed to buy physical lol.

>>57807049
Why should it be banned? Does it cause cancer or something?
If so, great: the sooner I get cancer, the sooner I can sign up for a medically assisted death. I will drink even more KO zero now

>>57807238
You know what I mean't. I've been stressed lately so my grammar is slipping up.
They're drawn to it, literal woman magnet.

I just spent the last 24 hours on /v/ and now I am back
I have nothing to say about stocks
fuck you

>>57807248
I'm being smug? You mean *YOURE* being delusional and overconfident, right?
Lol, lmao even; if calling out your retardation is seen as "smug"
Tell me, how far down on NYCB are you? Or am I just going to get "youre a chud" as a response?

>>57807282
>/v/
>same losers who complained about GPU prices being too high to gayme
>meanwhile /biz/ was giga-raping, what would inevitably become /v/'s bagged out GPUs
Awful board, desu. You can go back

I've just discovered how to use my NVDA gpu to generate deepfakes and boy lemme tell you... That shit is insane. Now I just need more source material, /gif/ is lacking sometimes

>>57805810
CW

>pheromones

Maybe that's the reason why you get a girl and suddenly they all start showing up at the same time? This just leaves me two questions:

How do i proffit from this?
How do i use this to my advantage?

>>57807333
looking pretty good anon

>>57807355
just go to an amp with a hot provider and fuck her brains out right before you go a date with a civie.
Civie will smell that Asian hooker juice on you and it will make her dtf.

>>57807286
You won't get a response. After failing to get his validation fix here he's gone. Probably looking at taylor swift pics or... something like that...

'they' bought
$1.25M of PANW
calls with a strike price of $200
and expiration date of 1/17/25
last week.
When is the proper time to close these calls?

>>57806843
why is it green and dark, looks hideous and cold.
>t. arab, family is orthodox christian
>>57807282
/v/ is just reddit in imageboard form.

>>57807286
>>57807406
samefag lol

>>57807407
She holds those to expiry ride or die. Remember when she bought RBLX? Those were funny times.

>>57807398
By taking advantage I was thinking of the same as when dudes simp for women they dont even know and do the hard labour for them just because she touched his shoulder
I was thinking more of a cologne for that. I don´t want to have to plow someone when I have to deal with a female for everyday stuff like that

>>57807436
Collect the "essence" (sweat) from your hooker and apply it generously when needed, just make sure to restock every so often.

>>57807475
kek.

>>57807425
>RBLX
new to this nanc stuff... what happened with RBLX?

>>57807475
>Collect the "essence" (sweat) from your hooker
possible names for your product:
Chanel No. 6
CK Stank Ho
Asian Hooker Juice

>>57807414
not wrong
but I respect the vidya butt poster's grind

>>57804984
>I'm saying him caring enough about his children to pass down wealth to them is abnormal
Are you a fucking alien or just completely disconected from reality?

Anti natal anon is in every thread. He tried to talk me down from the high point of my son's birthday a few weeks ago. He is also confirmed Jewish. The nice thing about anti natalists is they eventually die off.

>>57804353
AMD will be at $500+ EOY. Prove me wrong.

>>57807764
amd doesnt even make money, it will probably be around intels level EOY

>>57807747
>he hasnt seen the birth rates for jews
Guess what! its double the TFR of every other race. And whats worse the number doesn’t reflect the reality of the highly diverse jewish population. The extreme conservative and hasidic jews are breeding like africans but the more progressive and reformed jews have birth rates closer to normal people. I suspect this will drop the average jewish IQ from an impressive 110 to a pitiful 95 due to the fact that every other hasidic jew is literally retarded. Anyway what stocks can I invest in to take advantage of a growing hasidic population?

>>57807414
It's a military cathedral, it's intentionally imposing

mister jerome please reveal what is the movie tonight thank you

>>57807282
At least say something about NIGGERS AND JEWS or fuck back off. I'm doing STOOKS research using the SCHWAB SCREENOOR. I'm looking for highly rated NATGAS AND OIL STOOKS that have kick ass DIVIDENDS.

Welp, I got into a fight with a nigger today because of some political disagreement. I knocked him out and left to go home but I'm pretty sure I'm going to get arrested soon. I guess I won't be posting here for a while.

>>57807898
Any witness? I got into a fight with my drunk neighbour, but it's my word against his if it comes to that.

>>57807898
did you leave them your name and address? cops dont give a shit about some random fight

>>57807898
A future doctor started a fight with me a few weeks ago. I was beaten pretty badly and they let him out of jail the next day and probably left the state. I don't think they take fights as very serious crimes.

>tfw you just bought a new gun
Feels good lads. Might just buy me some RGR (Ruger) shares
>>57807406
His videos aren't worth watching anymore, anyway. Just funny to poke fun at his retardation, and constantly wrong stock picks.
>>57807415
Imagine thinking that only one person noticed you're a retarded goombler
Have you had your daily Draft Kings bet? Better get to it, addict.
Buy any of these: TLT/TMF, NTR, GLD/GOLD
Enjoy

Based and comfy womfy threaded
>>57808053

>>57808053

>>57808053

>>57807959
How did you get your shit beaten like that?

>>57808063
Someone bake another thread that isn’t gamestop meme shit so we can ignore this faggot

>>57808005
where are his picks?

>>57808100
>>57808100>>57808100
>>57808100>>57808100
>>57808100
NEW THREAD
>>57808093
He talks about them constantly

>>57808127
Thank you for not baking a gay thread

>>57808063
>>57808127
When we were young, the future was so bright
Woah-oh
The old neighborhood was so alive
Woah-oh
And every kid on the whole damn street
Woah-oh
Was gonna bake and not be beat

>>57808063
>>57808127
still a little bit of life left in this one though, not much, but a little

>>57806002
Your anime pillow doesn't count faggot.

>>57808628
More than plenty for a little bit of
NATGAS AND OIL
tho.