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>>57796341
Ok but I got nudes from foreign teens does that count?

>>57796341
>love
Doesn't exist

>>57796354
asian girls dont coun
>>57796359
incel cope

>>57796341
all women are whores OP and you are a faggot

>>57796366
they’re latina

>>57796359
what did you expect out of a thread dedicated to virgins it's literally a group of incels who have never touched a woman i'm sure they are
>loving
those foreign teen nudes from their moms basements they'll keep their
>love
for that and i'll keep my love for wcdonalds token i'm not the one who doesn't know what
>love
is it is these virgin keyboard warriors who have never tasted the sweet juicy pump sauce of wcdonalds token which will eventually make me so rich

>>57796341
I'm married to my high school sweetheart.
Met at 16 and haven't stopped fucking since.
We have 5 kids now. Oldest is almost 18.

>>57796341
Jokes on you idiot I'm 30 and poor

>>57796341
>loving wife since 4 years now
>loving children since 2 years now
>turned millionaire recently thanks for being an old AGRS and BTC investor

bruh

>>57796366
not cope, it doesn't exist, it's mating behavior

>>57796341
In my defense, millennial girls were unlovable. Still got a bit of action in hs though. Just a sprinkle.

>>57796341
Speak for yourself, cuck.

Pooroid cope lol.

Tfw could have dated a cute blue-eyed brown hair white girl in high school but I was literally so autistic

>>57796341
>tfw my first girlfriend who is now a single mom with a meth heads child contacted me to say she thought about me
>I’m happily married to a qt euro redhead woman now
>Told her to leave me alone
>Deleted all social media so I’m now unfindable to my exes
Teenage love is great. And I still think fondly of that time. But it’s better as a memory.

You missed out. keep coping. You missed out. Money can't buy experiences, loser. Everyone else lived millionaire lives. You lived the life of a nerd HHAHAHAHHAHA

>>57796341
i had a great girlfriend when I was 16 we were together for five years

>>57796572
Mine unironically transitioned to a man. Am I gay for fucking that but she didn't have a dick at the time? She was pretty when she was a girl and amazing at giving head but after 10 years, I see somebody I knew out of nowhere and tells me she's now a he and showed me a picture and boy he looks like a faggot lmao. I'm no chiselled chad god but she went from a pretty girl to an ugly guy complete with a really shitty goatee lmao.

>>57796611
She's still a girl, just a mutilated one.

>>57796574
Did you really get any play if we don't count fat people? With that attitude I doubt it.

>>57796341
>pregnancies
>teenage drama no one knows what they are doing
>cheating
>STDs
>emotional turmoil of being a teenager in love

Sounds amazing.

>>57796341
Since going back in time isn't an option,
I guess I'll prefer the money!

>>57796798
Imagine thinking high school shit was good. Anybody with mature enough or have a brain that matured know that teenage hormones are shit. Also their frontal cortex haven't been fully developed yet so there are so much fucking drama that can be avoided. Then again we get adults that still act like teenagers that never matured so any retards in these threads saying they wanna go back to high school just remember this, teenagers have less impulse control than a murderer usually. You were a youth once too and intrusive thoughts are just thoughts when you're a kid.

>>57796341
I didn't and i recently got a girlfriend after 6 years being single
All of that while being a schizo spending large amounts of my day looking at /b/, /pol/ and /biz/ while checking my binance account and investing in retarded shit like BIGMIKE, which somehow managed to get to 1M mc
I would say "if i could, so can you", but you look VERY retarded, so probably not

>>57796798
bragging out women is the real cope. understand female nature and you were understand where I am coming from. of course, they won't admit it.

>>57796341
congrats on making this thread
but you missed out on link

>>57796341
the only good thing about teenage love is that a young girl crushing your first love hardens you into becoming a man.

Nah. I had a girlfriend once. It was awful. Women are a waste of resources: time, energy and money. Only the weak of spirit would fall for such trickery.

>>57797018
Ah yes, using an image of Michelangelo's David.
King David, who (according to biblical legend) had eight wives.

>>57797018
Sucks you can't find the right woman

>teenage love
are you a cunt, op?
because teenage love refers to the age of the girl

>>57797101
>right woman

>>57796341

>>57796341
I don't give a shit, haha!

>>57796341
Honestly the 20 year old I’m dating more than makes up for it

You might have teenage love.
Or maybe you have lots of money.
Perhaps something else that makes you feel fancy.

However, did any of you really live a perfect life?
Did you seize every opportunity, make your parents proud, never betrayed a friend, stand up for the weak, and repent for being a weak error prone mortal?

Until you managed all that please lower your tone when you talk in my presence.

>>57796574
Fucking Andrew nigger tate up in this thread. Kys.

>>57796341
So fucking true

>>57796341
Tfw kissless virgin with autism

teenage love is overrated, give me 28 year old woman who knows how to suck a cock

>>57797260
I unironically look like the 30s guy. I was completely autistic in high school. I paid hookers to fuck me when I was like 17. I got actually laid with ugly fat chicks around the age of 24. I now have a girlfriend I actually like who is attractive, but I know I will literally never stop lifting. I know I should feel happy, but I just don't. I never will. No amount of money will ever buy me a time machine to go back in time, and beat the living shit out of that autistic teenager I used to be.

I'll never be able to physically force myself, through raw brutality, to stop being a fucking pussy and actually learn social skills. To realize that I actually could have gotten laid all along and wasn't just some cursed nerd. I had a fucking cat's litter box in my bedroom when I was 15.

A FUCKING CAT'S LITTER BOX.

MY BEDROOM PERMANENTLY SMELLED LIKE SHIT.

I PERMANENTLY SMELLED LIKE SHIT.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE TEENAGE ME

I'LL NEVER, EVER STOP HATING TEENAGE ME.

All I had to do was get rid of that stupid fucking cat, actually get into something cool like all the other kids, stop playing so many fucking Japanese video games and jerking off to hentai, and just fuck some girl in my high school.

So many of them have offered me pussy now that I'm jacked and have money, and I hate every single one of them now. My hatred for myself at that time has bled into a hatred of everyone who was even associated with me at that time.

God fucking dammit I've gotten women pregnant, I've fucked tons of women. I'm unironically jacked and have women hit on me frequently now. And I'm still not happy. And I still now I'll never, ever be a normal happy person. Ever. I'll probably unironically commit suicide by cop one day just killing as many people as possible until I get gunned down. That's literally my primary motivation for getting stronger, faster and buying more guns.

I fucking HATE teenage me.

>>57796341
Congrats on your teenage love, Chad! How's your 401k doing? I hope you get to retire by 65! haha how's your back buddy? Any better? I hope they cut that forced overtime some day.

>>57796341
I haven't but what the fuck does it matter if it's just a memory now. What am I supposed to do with that

>>57796574
You have this shit saved what does that say about you?
You put this shot at the top of your priorities, pitiful honestly. The projection is huge and you cry everyday about missing teenage love incel.

>>57796366
asian girls are hottest because they have best bodies

>>57796341
Jokes on you I still have 8 months to be rich and under 30

>>57796398
What’s the secret? I can’t even get it up anymore. And after the massive tearing from the previous kids I can’t even feel anything. There’s no way I could ever tell her this.

>>57796341
>not a millionaire (stayed out of this bull run)
>no teenage love

im JUSTed from all sides

>>57796341
>35
>btc invented 15 years ago
>20 when btc invented
OP is a faggot and can't into maths