/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57773133
>GameStop is the new Berkshire Hathaway
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/18dnwrz/gamestop_ceo_ryan_cohen_is_now_free_to_invest

>Current Basic Data
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>Watch Along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc [Open] [Open]
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E [Open] [Open]
>Failure to Deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE [Open] [Open]

>Theoretical DDs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
>DD Compilation
https://reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj
>Cellar Boxing
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk
>Comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>GME short
>Percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o7klxj/looks_like_the_recent_robinhood_class_action_si
>SEC GME stocks report
https://www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>Unfuddable /smg/
Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares, MOASS is a matter of time
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
Total hedgies death, DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>>57773133
>Spamming a thread when a previous thread still exists

So everyone it work is celebrating their BTC gains. They don’t even pay any interest to the markets.

“Hey anon do you think you should call it a day on GME and invest in BTC?”

Red :(

“Cohen”

More like “king of the baggies” lol

The best time to be alive is now.

>>57773133
Checked!! Blessed bake. WAGMI

>>57773133
>>57773144
>>57773273
>>57773278
>>57773528
>>57773602
>>57773620
>>57773626
BAGGIES! BAGGIES! BAGGIES!

COHEN SAVE ME I'M RED

Ok I am officially bitcoin pilled and I'm going all in on BTC.
That isn't to say I'm selling GME, ever. But if I was going to I would be selling for BTC instead of USD.

He doesnt even offer to get us anything in Publix anymore, Ryan has deserted us.

kek ... raggies ?

I bought more, and cannot be stopped.

Don't forget that you're here forever

>>57775375
Ryan, your holders are in the other room trying to kill themselves!
>I'm gonna do it Ryan!
You need to get in there and split the stock!
>I'm gonna fucking do it Ryan!
Ryan, help me break the door down!

>Heh, I know what you want
What?
>I know what you want Kaiji, you wanna kek my baggies
Aw, come on Ryan!
>Heh, no Kaiji that's what you want! You wanna open the reply window on /gme/, type out a "kek baggies" and hit enter like a giant faggot!
Aw, come on Ryan!
>No Kaiji that's what you want!
ACK!
>Heh, yeah, you wanna kek my baggies


I know what you want, Shwaggy
You wanna make a big sandwich

Baggie gon rope, gon rope Baggie (What)
Baggie gon rope, tie the rope Baggie (Ooh)
Baggie gon rope, gon rope Baggie (What)
Baggie gon rope, tie the rope Baggie

Baggie like profit, baggie like the stock
Kenny got Vlad Bulgarian Tenev on the phone (Hey Vlad!)
Talking ‘bout the perfect squeeze
A stack of synthetics, where’s the mayonnaise (Right here)
Ryan is a business man
Holding a stack of bags in his hand
And he might just trade you
For a split on his stock (Sike)
Ryan just played you

Baggie gon rope, gon rope Baggie (What)
Baggie gon rope, tie the rope Baggie! (ACK!)
Baggie gon rope, gon rope Baggie (What)
Baggie gon rope, tie the rope Baggie!

>>57775708
where’s that mario day
where’s that march 19th pixelfaggot DD
where’s that april 16th DFV double down
where’s that over voted share count
where’s that negative beta
where’s that DTTC rule changes
where’s that quad witching day
where's that bastille day
where’s that 741
where’s that evergrande collapse
where's that stock split
where's that dividend
where's that wu-tang album
where's that shareholders’ meeting pump
where’s that forward guidance
where's that DOJ investigation
where's that RICO investigation
where's that jpeg marketplace
where’s that blockchain stock market
where’s that NFT dividend
where's that DRS owned float
where’s that ‘RC bought BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
where's that opex cycle
where’s that post-crypto crash pump
where’s that post-market crash pump
where's that new ATH
where's that hedgie ledging
where's that MOASS

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

*inhales*

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Fake bake!
Bought shares today!
Will DRS!

>>57775932
THIS BAGGIE BOUGHT MORE BAGS

DFV HAS DESERTED US

RYAN HAS BETRAYED US

ABANDON YOUR LONGS

SELL SELL FOR YOUR LIVES !!!

im a baggie
im a baggie
IM A BAGGIE
its true!
This is who I really am!
a baggie!

I CANT SQUEEEEEEEEEEZ-ACK!

Throatfucking dumbfuck baggies every single day

Based jannies leaving up the correct /GME/. MODS=GODS

Wow they're really nigging out today

I don’t understand the point of this graph. The price eventually meets the lines and then follows the slope. How is this any indicator that GME will MOASS? Seems to me every time it meets the line it follows the slope downward. To me this graph suggests the price eventually goes to 0 because it keeps sliding down the slopes. Please convince me otherwise I don’t understand.
It looks to me like the slope line from the January 21 incident was broken through last summer and that preearnings breakout was going places, until it got shut down (it’s been memory holed now). And ever since it got shut down GME has plummeted exactly along the slope lines.

GME is already past the DRS breaking point. The filing wording was changed to hide the truth that DRS worked. The entire system is bullshiting and gaslighting the public while Wall Street tries to find a way out of this for themselves. So how does this graph indicate that GME will go up?

>>57776872
They're just a community of people Bearish about GameStop, the fact they coordinate and spam here before quarterly results is just a coincidence.

>>57776985
It'd be cool if the lines sloped upward, but then they wouldn't correlate with the past price behavior.

>57776985

>>57776985
>GME is already past the DRS breaking point. The filing wording was changed to hide the truth that DRS worked. The entire system is bullshiting and gaslighting the public
Source on this? I thought DRS had gone down the last two quarters and reddit stopped tracking when it got depressing

>57776679
Ask me how I know you should go back to where you belong

Hey guys! *looks around*
My friend is a huge GME supporter. He wears a Gamestop pin and everything when he goes out in public. A couple years ago he even left his job so he'd be able to transfer his entire 401k into GME. He put in something like $40,000 into GME! Anyway, his birthday is coming up and I was curious what the connection between knots and GME is? The reason I ask is...well.
He said he really wants some rope for his birthday this year?

>>57773133
MOASS is inevitable

>>57777566
It's tomorrow

I do wonder if this is the pain line that will end it or will we possibly flat line until the next one. Maybe moass is somewhere in between the two.

>>57777566
3 more years am I right lol

>>57777734
You are gay

>57777734
I will literally wait however long it take as I know I’m holding a winning hand. The 20k I put into this are not missed and it’s not like GameStop is going bankrupt. Please seethe more.

>57777955
I'm sure your online steam giftcards will make brainstop profitable. The unprofitable brick and mortar funkopop pawnshops will be the icing on the Jewish cake. Shalom baggies Ryan Cohen is a winning bet! Lol. Lmao even.

>>57777955
checked

You have amused the Gamestop druid.

Fake gay thread
You’re all fucked TOMORROW
The swap will ANALLY RAVAGE ur SATANIC HEDGIE ASSHOLES

>>57778386
Unironically, what is t+90 from this date

>>57778386
lol what will you say when nothing happens

>>57777955
>I only lost 20K it's fine guys I'm not a fucking BAGGIE
KEK BAGGIE

>>57777955
>went all in
>can't/isn't buying more

KEK raggie

>>57776679
Mods = Glowies = You

How many people's lives have you ruined with this shit?

>>57778594
How many people's lives have been ruined gambling on a failing videogame pawnshop? Oh well they deserve it for being schizo freaks. Lol "muh battle for $180" stupid fucking baggots. Lmao!

>>57778722
BASED! BASED! BASED!
FUCK
BAGGIES
YOU
WILL
*NEVER*
BE
RICH

>>57778489
Roughly the beginning of may. Hm.

>>57778941
>May
>moass may happen in May
>may=May=MOASS

holy fuckkkk

>>57777323

>>57778722
shove a baguette up yo ass and kiss yo mum dumbo

>>57779007
the absolute state of baggot DD in 2024

>>57778386
Holy shit. This can’t be real

>>57773133
>shill bake GME into SMG bread
>shill bake the FUD into the GME bake.
It feels good knowing they still think about us bros

>57778923
>(you) my friend have earned one rupee or a free upvote on the discord server whichever is more valuable than I (you).
Keep up the good work

>>57781006
Rent free aswell, I fucking love it

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>58.37% short volume.
>61.24% off exchange.

Bump

My coworkers who bought random stocks six months ago are all up tens of thousands of dollars while I'm stuck holding red bags from four years ago. I wish I had never heard of GameStop or DFV. I'm full of regret. I feel like such an idiot... It's like every workplace conversation is either about AI or NVDA or SCMI or BTC, even fucking Dogecoin. I thought my coworkers were incompetent normie idiots, but even they're able to make money off this market... When they ask me how my portfolio is doing, I'm too embarrassed to admit that I'm still holding GME. I have to lie and pretend that I am also making tons of money off AI stocks.

>>57776985
>I don’t understand the point of this graph.
when we touch the line hedgies die a little, or a lot. simple as.

>>57778386
how many t+ has it been since this?

March 11 is the new hype date bros

>>57782534
The mind of a jew is a strange thing, only percieves the short term, or what is directly in front of its nose, never considers the long term or the consequence of the actions it takes.
It's the smartest beast in a room full of Humans, never realizing that it is just an animal utilizing its instincts, unable to break its own self fulfilling cycle.
One normally would pity them, until they realize that the beasts instincts is to destroy everything around it.

>>57782887
I guess I deserve that. I really wasn't thinking clearly when I bought GME. Back in 2021 I thought I would be able to make hundreds of thousands of dollars in just a few months. I let the hype get to me... But it turned out to be just another short term get-rich-quick scheme. Compared to all my coworkers I'm just a stupid beast after all.

>>57782534
If you bought four years ago you’d be at a 14x. If you’re just being hyperbolic then why didn’t you invest a single dollar into anything else in the last year?

Wagmi

>>57783145
Anytime I complained about my high cost average, people here kept asking me why I wasn't slurping the dip and averaging down. I bought what I could, but it wasn't enough to shift my average since I spent most of my money back in 2021-2022. Plus the price kept dropping.
As for why I didn't invest in anything else, I didn't think to. All my research was spent on GME and the upcoming catalysts, bank failures, the real estate collapse. GME was supposed to be the lifeboat to weather the impending market crash. Any expression of doubt or discussion of other stocks in the /GME/ general would've just gotten myself labeled as a distraction shill.

Wagmi my fellow faggots.

>>57783194
Photoshopped. Faggot

>>57783187
Well if your coworkers can afford to invest tens of thousands of dollars you probably make some decent money I guess? You don’t have to be a baggie for your entire life, just hold a little bit longer. Or forever. Or until Cohen says “kek the work was done cause I never did any work”

>>57783194
why does this look fake? it looks like he photoshopped cohen in.

>>57783194
HOES MAD X25

>>57783145
Not a single person here or anywhere else bought GME four years ago. If you bought Microsoft 20 years ago you'd be in the eight figures. See what a dumbass argument that is? Nobody is green. Shut the fuck up. Buy more or fuck off and cry

>>57783194
Cohen was the "were all going bald, right" poster all along

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>57783194
Looks terminal. Just like my GME investment.

>>57783933
If its that bad, should go kill yourself so we dont have to listen to you whine. Another dead jew is just a bonus.

>>57784159
Whenever someone said back in 2021 that MOASS could take years and years of can-kicking, I just sneeded them and called them shills/pajeets. But they turned out to be right, while none of the hype dates turned out to be correct. I should've taken their criticisms more seriously. Not only did I end up making the wrong decision, I probably misled other people with the false bravado and confidence I projected when the GME hype was still going strong. If anyone lost their life savings because of me, I don't know how I would be able to live with myself...

>>57785625
Can we stay solvent more than they can stay retarded?
Can they stay solvent more than we can stay retarded?
It’s a death match of wills, and I’ve got nothing to lose for the past 16 years

>>57783933
What you say bitch

>>57786138
Who's the aids patient in the middle?

Isn't there a thing called a LEAP in the financial world? Yesterday was leap day someone retroactively invent a hype date for today STAT

>>57785625
>I don't know how I would be able to live with myself...
Should kill yourself if you cant live with yourself. Its not rocket science.
People make their own choices, they stick by them one way or another, its called life.
In the end, there's more than enough information gathered and present for anyone to recognize whats going on, if you want to go back to living in denial, do so. They do say, ignorance is bliss.

>>57785625
I honestly thought that was fud and went as long as I can, you should cope to feel better about getting psyop'd

NYCB biting the pillow today.
Wonder how many are going to be on ledgies afterward?
Wonder who they listened to? Getting themselves into such a position.

NANI!?!?

deals done ?

>>57773133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHzRA45qdWw

>>57786138
Someone is failing to deliver our ceo's minoxidil.

RRP: 441.265 Billion
Counterparties: 73

>>57786138
Doug Cifu is mad he didn't get a slice of cake.

Will it ever be over?

>>57789916
yea cake....

great moass guys, see you for the next one

ya'll gay

>>57789976
>Y'all

>>57783268
It's not fake.

I'm just gonna say, I'm so glad I bought a grip of BBBYQ when it was hanging around 0.7 cents.

>>57789986
i'm gay too

what do you think of this, it was deleted, you can see someone with a kippah in front.

>>57790035
CHINA

>>57775932
Lmfao what is your end goal
Do you play Jefre Cantu-Ledesma while you post in these threads holy fuck lol

whos buying in?
>GameStop $GME Just had it's largest 1hr volume in 78 days.

https://x.com/Malone_Wealth/status/1763646366826299811?s=20

>>57790181
me, I bought 10

>>57790181
>https://x.com/Malone_Wealth/status/1763646366826299811?s=20
That's it. Time to back up on the truck for GME.

>>57790035
Assuming this was taken January 3rd, it could be the Maple Leafs at Ducks game (the Devils also played the Capitals that day too)

>14.88
SHUT IT DOWN

>>57790233
It’s March 1st.

>>57790233
Anon...
Its March 1st.
You can see the panthers logo over their shoulder.
Doug Cifu owns the panthers and commented on it.

I'm moving over so much fucking money to slurp GME.
I was wrong on selling CSPs. Once the price starts to rip it will be proven to be incorrect to owning shares that are DRSed in your own name.
I recant my ways. Please forgive me frens.

>>57790361
>>57790411
Is it in the timezone of whatever third worlder took the screenshot because it's only 1400 in the civilized world.

>>57790436
if you sell puts and then DRS as soon as they get exercised, i dont think you would be wrong for that

>>57790436
Not an optionsfag, but I've heard exercising options can be extremely painful (for them) too. Personally, and I have no evidence to support this, I think 25% DRS is as high as they're going to be allowed to report.

>>57790529
I think we're in for a run higher and I wish I was giga slurping this whole time.
I am like Judas with 30 coins of silver who has lost his soul to the devil. Slurping $100 a week is nothing in the face of SIX MILLION DOLLARS.n

>Man of God.

WAGMI.

im tempted to sell percentage of gme stack for more btc. i know once i do that, the moass will be set off the next day though

>>57790576
That god being Moloch.

>>57790411
...Wait. He's in Doug's house.

>>57790579
tyfys

>>57790411
were they all celebrating the rugging of BBBYQ?

>we heckin squizzlysquoozed all the way back to $15!!
Wow I'm truly shaking baggie bros please stop I won't get my bonus

The uk is trying to stop investment into foreign companies through individual savings accounts.

https://old.reddit.com/r/superstonkuk/comments/1b40qh6/we_are_an_unserious_country_run_by_incompetent/

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>57790939
Here come the capital controls. Just like the DTCC refused to allow GME shares to be sent overseas, companies are desperately trying to contain their capital.
Get your GME and buy your precious metals because what is looming is a financial calamity larger than the Great Depression.

Nope

Kekking your bags since >$23 lol

>>57792807
You can never leave until we let you leave.