/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for female natural gas in my face

BUY VOO

God Bless XOM

>>57778752
Based.
>>57778769
No buy SOXL you retard

First for African Agriculture Holdings

>>57778793
>African Agriculture Holdings
qrd?

don't make smg about gamestop

>>57778769
instructions unclear, bought more UPRO instead

NYCB you ok bro?

>>57778082
NYCB is a bad idea. They loan on all kinds of commercial real estate, they probably have a shitload of office exposure and leases either don’t get renewed or the space goes vacant at lease end. They’re Hasidim and basically just normal people; they’re not the reform, connected type of Jew so you shouldn’t look at their Jewishness as any kind of safeguard from being swamped by vacancy and foreclosures

Automatic Desks Inc. LLC

hELLo?!

holy shit NYCB died kek
reminder to never take advice from fat "people"

You gain 1 inch of vertical leap for every inch diameter your asshole can be gaped

dont ask how I know

>>57778859
6 million microseconds

>>57778870
im retarded baggie, whats this mean?

>>57778752
Based brapchad

>>57778865
Barely even pumped bro. This shit is comatose.

>>57778769
IVV>VOO>SPY

>>57778885
IT MEANS TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE A WACKY RIDE FOR ME
>iv crush

>>57778900
Shilled it since 200 THOUGH

>>57778917
I just need to know if I should sell at open or hold. I’m a simple bagging i don’t trade in the options

>>57778859

Also March 11 BTFP ends.

I don't understand why this keeps getting baked as a gme thread.

>>57778983
I need that watch

>>57778987

>>57778990
smg was the original gme general, many people here benefited from gme one way or another

>>57778990
This. Use a different picture retards. It's bad enough that the GME baggies use "smg" in their OP to get some accidental traffic.

>>57778990
Because GME faggots are insufferable and cryto-tier children. /smg/ should be the only thread for big boys and they can’t tolerate us existing outside of their meme shit

WBD

>>57777540
Dat SOXL. Not selling until $100

>>57778987
>>57779000
Implications is bobo season for banks soon in unironically 2 more weeks.

NYCB down 20% after hours

>>57778769
Based

>>57779029
>BEWARE TO IDES OF MARCH

>>57778915
does it even matter?

>>57779051
What's an ide?

>>57779060
I dunno man. Aftermarket has already given up everything it gained today.

ooo?

Gameshit should unironically say they are into AI now, their stock will magically 10x overnight.

>>57778983
God damn that's obnoxious.

>>57779029
>>57778987
All but $1k of my ROTH IRA is regional bank puts.

>>57779095
That's the Seventies for ya.

>>57773417
how old are you anon dead ass

>>57778769
>hold these bags for me bro
Shan't be doing that

>>57779115
Based. I would also keep an eye on UBS. They absorbed the failed Credit Suisse who failed after absorbing Archegos. The bags they carry are heavy.

>>57779060
Earnings when.

>>57779074
Buy an ad boglebot
This is finkster territory

>>57779147
>I would also keep an eye on UBS. T
I already have multiple puts on them.
Literally an entire retirement account in bank puts. I'm looking forward to next month.

>>57779156
They're out. Supposedly they''re 'record' earnings, which means they're less underwater financially than before. But aftermarket has taken a big shit and who knows what premarket will do. We won't know what's going on until BANGBANGBANG tomorrow.

Should I wait to buy anything in tech until nvidia explodes? I just wanted some ETFs but I assume the prices are inflated right now

I could beat everyone in this thread in a fistfight

>>57779211
And you think tech is going down ever again?

LGHT

>>57779190
Noice. I'm buying more.

>>57779223
Big tech is absolutely fucked yes.

puts on VSCO?

I could beat anyone in this thread in a kissing match

>>57779174
Nice, on top of everything, whats the DTEs.

>>57779268

>>57779270
A few months out, it varies. I feel like March is most likely but the tail could be long.
I'm planning on spending the last $1k picking up some shorter duration stuff until it pops. Either I'll make a lot of money or have to start the account over. I'm going full tilt.

>>57779268
NAH-UH!

Anon everything can't be a top signal. Yesterday you came in and said you saw a cloud shaped like a Bear and that signaled the crash was about to begin. Besides the Quantz already have cloud formations priced into the underlying value of Puts.

>>57779288
What SP on the UBS puts? Like that other anon, I think they are carrying some especially stinky bags from Credit Suisse, but in this fake and gay market, who can say how long it will be allowed to stay afloat.

Lay it on me straight. How many of you nerds would have been better off just putting money straight into SPY instead of fucking with options

>>57779226
You're a braver man than I Gunga Din. I just want to break even at this point.

Its over for stockie cockies... Doomer time

>>57779288
I'm mostly a few months out too. 70-80 delta

>>57779329
Ding ding ding me right here

>>57779329
>81.79 appreciation over 5 years
Any shitty mutual fund would do better than that. Indix funds are poopoo peepee caca.

I think I am selling my BITO. Anyone else ever feel that way like would I rather have this 6 grand and play with it rather than risk it for 17K profit? Sure by April it could be 40 a share but could also just be 30. I don't know if I really care if I have an extra 17k. Maybe that is weird loser thinking, like I would rather forget Bitcoin exists like all the other times of my life and just go back to having Mag7 stocks or spending my money on video games. Maybe if it was like life changing money but BITO is so fucking expensive now. Imagine buying 15% out for 400 dollars. Man I dunno if I want to do this anymore.

Anyway just blogging in case anyone feels this.

Was it actually an overcorrection or did I get memed?

Use the futanari artist index to predict Japanese recessions. When futa artists do poorly financially, they pivot and sell vanilla sex mangas. And ho boy my favorite artist hasn't done one in a while.

>>57778983
That one must have aged well.

Smart enough to choose correctly, not smart enough to yolo it all in there. The Bell Curve IQ meme is real.

>>57779321
The UBS ones are 30% OTM.

>>57779329
not me, my luck has not run out yet, transferred brokers, real deposit is around 50k (i am contributing 1k every month currently)

i wouldnt have reached 6 fig hell this soon if i stuck with index funds

TUP either posts earnings or gets de-listed by the end of the month. I am personally full port. all gas no brakes. SEC spooks do not scare me.

Fuck DELL is going to 200 isn't it

>>57779360
I just keep buying MAXI when it dips and hold it for the steady dividend.

>>57779362
It's waiting for an SEC all-clear so Boomer funds buy back in. Maybe it'll shoot to 80, maybe just slowly rise to 70. Who knows.

Reminder that to be successful you must buy things with good tickers
>SPY
>BOAT
>HOWL
>CORN
>RIG

>>57779329
I've actually been beating SPY this year even with my bank short and pile of T-bills.

>just got out of work
>haven't checked my portfolio for half the day
>NYCB tanks hard after hours
REEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! BAGGOT IS FUCKING BEHIND THIS I KNOW IT!!!!!

>>57778769
Pumped-up microcap.

The SNP WILL go up and you WILL like it.

>>57779368
Okay but how does that weigh against the NTR volatility index?

I don't sell for a loss. I'm going to slurp this NYCB dipperino harder than i've ever slurped before. Buy when their is blood in the streets. I'm not giving up.

>>57779214
>frog nigger
nah you can’t even beat up a four year old kys

just matched with a 51 year old milf, I'll try to bed her if we have a green day tomorrow

Is SNOW worth buying after that dip?

>>57779558
Get that sugar mama hookup and you'll be green for life my guy

>>57779558
Good evening CRBPajeet. How have you been doing?

Yesterday I bought puts anticipating a big red dildo today.
I am eternally raped.
I literally want to shit and piss on all Mumus.

>>57779603
And yet it was you that was shitted on
Fancy that

>>57779603
None of us won today anon. Bulls and bears got heemed

How long will the BBBY general go on for? I mean at this point, it can't be good for baggie's mental health. I just perused it, holy fuckin shit

And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

>>57779531
Lesson here, kids. This is why Rocker's the best trader in /smg/.

>Everything giga pumping
>INTCucks stagnant

Kekarooni

>>57779622
Once the stock you invest in gets delisted, it's unironically over. Gamestop baggies are retarded but at least there stock is still on an index. BBBY being OTC means it literally will never come back.

>>57779603
>High inflation print
>Market shrugged it off
What does that tell you?

>>57779622
>it can't be good for baggie's mental health
It's just a psych ward thread, they can't get any worse than they already are.

>>57779590
>Buckley distanced the firm from ESG investing, telling reporters that Vanguard’s research showed ESG didn’t have an advantage over broad-based investing.
He did tremendous harm to the world.

Less than 2 more weeks, baggie bros!

>>57779603

>>57779638
If you never realize losses you can never lose. The way I see it is if NYCB somehow collapses (pro tip it won't) that will be the beginning of a genuine depression. At that point nothing will matter anymore. It doesn't matter what you own you will be heemed. You'll be trading bullets and silver for loaves of bread.

>>57779657
Red pill me on the bank term landing program that will end on 12th of march?

>>57779329
Honestly I am curious about that. I should probably go through the archives and see if peoples' YTD earnings beat the S&P. I would imagine most don't.

new smigers, dont listen to bears they are always wrong and didnt get to coom once. Just keep on buying and slurp every dip with leverage if you can. Bulls stay winning

Price Action of the Day award goes to PLCE. Up 40% PM, exponentially decaying to end the day at 0.

>>57779681
everyone is hooked to free cash like a 10 year heroin junkie. I'm betting it gets renewed if the banks request it.

>>57779657
the rules are different now tho. We in the age of funny money. Honk Honk

>>57778769
I prefer Ess-Emm-Ehh

>>57779680
that's baggie cope

>>57779729
I just slurped more SQQQ

>>57779645
it's not even OTC, it's gone. the company liquidated, the shares are worthless and removed from accounts.

>>57779753
>I'm betting it gets renewed if the banks request it.
then what is the problem?

INDI
ACMR
MSFT
NVDA
AMD
BBAI

Find a flaw with this being 100% of my portfolio.

>>57779681
See>>57778987
>>57779000
>>57779029
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1b1ofm2/margin_calls_for_chosen_losers_in_a_rigged_market/

The only reason the market closed green today is because the market maker NIGGERS wanted the Nasdaq to close with another record close.
FUCK YOU

>>57779645
BBBY and its pink sheet equivalent don't exist anymore, I can proudly say it's the first time I shorted a stock to $0

>>57779645
>OTC
I'm afraid it's worse than that, sis. The ticker has literally been deleted. The general is just run by a grifter now who gets donations from former baggots.

>>57779772
One could see it that way but it couldn't be further from the truth, and i'll explain why.

- todays after hours blood bath comes largely because leadership is changing. Alessandro DiNello is taking over as CEO and Marshall Lux has been promoted to the director of the board. Both are very well respected people in the banking sector

- The Biden admin during an election year cannot allow another regional bank to fail. The Republicans would run an aggressive smear campaign if that was the case

- George Soros has $15 million in shares that he bought this month and there is no way in hell that jew ever will invest in anything without insider information. He will not take a loss.

All of these things being said, I believe we see a monster pump tomorrow as investors see this is a blatant overreaction. This will be a once in a lifetime buying opportunity. You can cap this post because I will be gloatposting when i'm proven right

>>57779834
>hurr durr I’m so smart shorting the worlds best performing index it’s the rest who are wrong

>>57779831
>two more weeks gme Reddit bagholder blabber
into the trash it goes

>>57779831
So they can chose banks they want to go bancrupt?

>>57779825
there isn't one. spx to 10k EOY

>>57779825
there isn't one. spx to 10k EOY.

I have both NVDA and AMD ETFs. Am I based or cringe?

>>57779895
You're the top signal

>>57779851
Listen you fuck face idiot. Everything is fucking terrible. There is no rate cuts. Still high inflation. Earnings are flat. SPY should be $380. You are a fucking mongrel ape.

>>57779211
As a person who says tech is gay and massively in a big gay bubble, I would guess nvidia will only go as low as it needs to fill that massive gap up it had a week or two ago. That's your dip. After that happens in march, nvidia will go to 1000 dollars a share in april. It will dip again in june and people will call for nvidia 700, but it will only go to 890. After that it will shoot to 1300 dollars by july before dipping as low as 1150 in september, before shooting to 1700 in early november.

After biden steals the election, nvidia is free to die. The next thing will be pumped then.

>INDI
>ACMR
>BBAI
>NVDA
>AMD
>MSFT

^^^^^^^^^^
HEY GUYS ITS FREE MONEY LITERALLY

>>57779874
If the rule passes, yes. Right now the OCC rule was postponed until April 24. So there's a 43 day window between March 11, and April 24 where any bank can hypothetically fail assuming BTFP doesn't get extended.

>>57779866
Has nothing to do with GME faggot

>>57779924
posting your dookie microcap bags next to Mag 7 tickers doesn't legitimize them

>>57779895
NVDL or NVD?

>>57779907
>SPY should be $380.
lol

>>57779368
>my favorite artist hasn't done one in a while
A vanilla sex manga or futanari art?

>>57779936
BRO YOU HAVE NO IDEA

I'm quietly adding shares and LEAPS to my semiconductor proxy play.

>>57779946
Thank u sir

Quite literally attempt to put into words why the entirety of the tech industry isn't going to 10x YoY for the remainder of your God given life?

Wanted to buy more MSFT today but it didn't hit my limit, bought more google. Want more MSFT and more SOXL calls

>>57779866
Basically proves they're right but also that they're never getting paid.

I AM A HIGHSCHOOL DROP OUT. A NEET. AN ALCOHOLIC. A POT HEAD. I HAVE NO SKILLS AT AGE 30. I DONT EVEN DO CHORES.

I SAY GO ALL IN
>NVDA
>MSFT
>AMD
>BBAI
>INDI
>ACMR

INFINITE MARKET WILL NEVER CRASH YOU GET TO WIN FOREVER GET ON THE TRAIN NOW AND JUST FORGET ITS JUST THAT EASY THERES NO TOP CONGRATS TO ALL OF YOU

The good; Another trip to the vet with my cat, "all good" was the verdict. Gonna bag the NYCB "gift sale" friday morning at 9:30. Buy order will be set and ready to go. Nothing will stop the bagging. I've got uh over 1700 hentai manga on my server (+ loads of others that needs sorting). The bad; No new books or anything coming out for a fuck huge long time so WTF.. The ugly; Looks like my health insurance premiums will be going up in 2025. Fucking bastards.

>>57779907
That’s exactly why we’re going to 680$. If we are talking about “value” it’s gonna take more represent what it used to.

>>57779907
You’re losing money, therefore you’re wrong.
>>57779934
It’s a gme bagholder subreddit posting shit like this on a daily basis, nothing ever happens

>>57779765
SIRS

>BREAKING: New York Community Bank stock, $NYCB, crashes 20%+ after reporting "material weakness in internal controls."
>The weakness is reportedly related to loan review resulting from ineffective oversight and risk assessment.
>NYCB is the same bank that acquired the collapse Signature Bank during the regional bank crisis.
>This comes just weeks after the bank posted an unexpected $260 million loss in Q4 2023.
>The stock is now at its lowest level since 1997.
NYCB will be filing their annual report late due to this issue.
>The board said a "remediation plan" will be in the 10-K.
>There also seems to be some issues among board members as a CEO change was announced.

>>57780008
This is /smg/, fuck anyone judging you on your background. All that matters is one thing: are you making money?

What's your YTD, 3 month, 12 month performance? What's your equity curve look like?

>>57780070
Ser? The doomer is here

Which one of you retarded doomer fucks wrote this article?

>>57779645
>BBBY general
It's a support group. and I say this knowing they can see this. Just come here, guys. Sell for a mega loss. Come here and learn to conservatively trade with us.

But GME baggies. Don't sell. Stay right where you are

>>57780105
Literally me
How do I make money as a doomer?

>>57778990
>I don't understand why this keeps getting baked as a gme thread.
Because some retard wants to use /smg/ as their personal army by manufacturing conflict.

>>57780069
Don't forget they're in New York "Every Real Estate Loan is Technically Fraudulent" City

>>57780105

>>57780069
Erection

>>57780069
Is this from today?
the stock is up 5%

>>57780069
NYCB will collaspe on a Friday, after hours and be absorbed.

>>57780114
>sell bbby
Anon, I...

>>57780120
Just rope, take the easy way out you faggot. Or gamble it all on some doomer coin or something. There's one on sol lucky you. But just rope.

>>57780145
If NYCB collapses, i'm taking you all with me.

>>57780142
Check after hours. They're probably going to get seized by the FDIC after close tomorrow.
>RIP baggies

>>57780120
literally ticker doomer

Jannies lurking, good luck

Doomer out

>>57780145
And that will only be the first domino.

>>57780163
this was informative

>>57780159
Is this relevant for the rest of the market?

>>57780069
mfw it could happen

There's no better feeling that waiting for market open after you made a good earnings play

>>57780148
I read further. They lost everything didn't they.

>>57780174
Banks collapsing right as BTFP is expiring? Sure seems like it!

>>57780069
Are banks still sick?

>>57780199
yes

I hate women

>>57780069
Goddamn you NYCB

First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win

>>57780184
It might be the greatest Boggening in the history of finance. I don't think I've even seen a ticker just get erased before.

Should I dump Meli and YPF?

Realistically how much could they gain this year?

Imagine buying large caps that are destined to correct and become midcaps. Imagine buying small caps which serve no other purpose than to try and fail to become midcaps.
Center your portfolio like it is your ki.
Buy VO you fools.

>>57780298
You need 3x leverge Midcap:
UMDD
UMDD
UMDD

>>57780298
You drew that line.

>>57780457
this is not real
they can't have possibly made a 3X midcap ETF

>>57779907
>SPY should be $380
BASED
fuck gay "SPY"
NATGAS should be $12
A
T
G
AXON NIGGER SHOCKERS
S

and

OIL should be $120
I
LIGMA

All of the FAGGOTROON tech shit should be banned from the world and
ZERO
E
R
OIL

Anyone else get heem’d by AMD today? I got ruined with AMD. Better luck next time? Or give up on this dead end company?

How do I cope with being retarded?

>>57780533
Heemed by not buying the dip?

>>57780533
Stay poor, faggot!

Sell my DELL LEAPS tomorrow?
125 strike

>>57780604
By buying large caps or small caps.

>>57780507
Based

>>57780361
Read their investor presentations to extrapolate rosy outcomes financially. Learn some TA to guess where the stock price could end up. Previous supply zones, fibonacci levels, all that shit.

>>57779848
Based, FAT hands, high IQ, work alcoholic, tasseologist,

>>57780648
LEAP into my arms you big sexy ogre

>>57779329
you tell me faget

>stare at candles every day for hours on end
>either crabs, goes down or goes up a tiny little bit
>forget market opens today and go about doing my shit because I'm leaving the country and need to prepare
>"oh yeah, the market was open today"
>look at my AMD
>mfw
Why the fuck do I even bother looking at tradingview if the best strategy is to buy and fucking forget?

Where’s all the money coming from?

>>57779531
WHEN THERE'S SEMEN ON THE STREETS, SLOOOOORP

I'm never trading news events again.
I was 99% sure the market would drop today on PCE. My puts got raped.

>>57780766
When I cancelled my paid subscription that's what I put in the reason section. Don't hide just buy.

>>57780290
I'm sad I Shorted at 11 and got btfo
lesson learned. Lying negros

>>57780766
>be me
>randomly buy whenever I get paid
>almost never look at charts
>only come to /smg/ for memes and to play earnings
>my port just keeps going up

>>57779531
they're done dude. don't do it.

>tfw I have May $210 calls for AMD
$300 when?

>>57780788
That was risky as fuck move because inflation numbers were coming in great lately. Surprisingly great.

You know what /smg/ needs? Another tripfag. Yeah I think I'll do that.

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
>BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
>BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
>BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
>BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

March is historically a bullish month tho

Which one of you is buying AH…

my amd doin a lil sum sum

>>57780761
Youd have 70k if you just put it in spy :/

>>57780805
Marshall Lux, an independent director since 2022, was named president director of the board, effective immediately, following Hanif "Wally" Dahya stepping down from that position.

DiNello was appointed executive chairman on Feb. 6. He was previously head of Flagstar Bank, which New York Community Bank acquired last year. Flagstar bought Signature Bank assets earlier last year after that institution faltered.

they fired the poo. so this is a good move. but the new boardmember coup'd the thing.

BTC is about to hit 100 million Niger Dollaz

>>57780877
No absolutely not. It's hard to say an exact number for my profits since I've been depositing a bunch of money too, but since May (less than a year), I'm 40% up on the *total* deposits, and I started with much less. SPY would have been 25% tops I think.

Why shouldn't AMD be at $1000?

>>57780799
I knew something was wrong when I saw a local one change their name to Flagstar yesterday

>>57780897
Forgot my trip. This is hard!

>>57780905
It should be.

>>57780909
oh thats interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vd0RVDYnuI
inverse cannibalization

Sudden nearly 8% AH spike on one of muh STOOKS with a SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS rating of A. I solded most of those today and will rebuy on the other side of the COORECTION.

God damn you Soundhound you fucking nigger.

Went to WEN for dinner
There was no surge pricing (or anti-surge pricing, aka discounting in off-peak hours) that I was aware of
Then I got rained on while walking home

Im up 6.76% YTD while sp is up 1.68%. feeling pretty good so far.

Just started a new job again so should be a really good year financially for me.

>>57780968
Pretty fucking much. I made a warning about that this morning but nobody seemed to give a shit lol.

>>57781024
>anti-surge pricing discount

rate my position. adding more tomorrow.

>>57781057
sorry I'm not very smart

>>57780998
>blaming the TRASH for (You) buying it

>>57781079
nigger wtf are you doing?

Is there even a bear thesis anymore? You fuckers tricked me last year and I missed out on massive gains

>>57781094
I refuse to believe that this isn't a bot.

>>57781082
honestly, the way they described their pricing scheme they weren't very smart either. most places just say they have a happy hour special or some shit outside of peak hours

>>57781115
All advertising is good advertising

do i cash in my SOUN puts right when the market opens or will it keep dumping throughout the day?

>>57781115
speaking of happy hour specials, arby's sliders are incredibly jewish

>>57781104
I’m not a bot, I’m MAD that my portfolio has gone sideways while all these normies are buying houses with gains

>>57781143
That's gotta be like 1/12th of a pound. On a dinner roll? For five dollars

>>57780177
Cheers.

>>57779531
Do it

>no bear case at all for anything anymore

>liter of vodka and 2 containers of oreos


fuck you pussies i run this shit

>>57781133
I dunno, that's my debate too. Thinking some when it opens next week

>>57781079
Lmao what, why man?

>>57778990
>>57779008
>>57779011
>>57779013
>>57780123
Ask yourself why GME is getting shilled for years. They are making bait threads for over half year now.

>>57781201
>>57781094
Soft landing
for bears

>>57781079
This you?

>>57781094
Looks more like May/June now.

>>57781325
I should have bought and held
Never falling for bear shit again

>>57781094
I think people like you are still fucking stupid. So I temporarily capitulated, until stupidity declines.

>>57779078
It has to do with roman calendarization

>>57779907
SPY should be the fair market value of whatever willing buyers will pay.

>>57781169
I can remember when you could get 5 regular roast beef's for $5 or 3 beef n cheddar for $5. Just imagine it. Making what your making now but prices of shat going back down.

>>57781347
The fuck does that even mean

>>57780766
maybe the real gains were the ooo's and aaa's along the way

Are the sinic vespers really going to happen in our lifetime?

>>57781424
yes, I also would like a little deflation

>>57781323
lmao@this slop

>>57780770
Money doesn't exist. It's made up.

>>57780123
>>57781255
Have you nooticed the filename for the bake image? Why would someone add random shitcoins and BBBY in the description of a GME pic?

>>57781424
I genuinely want prices to go down just for people's heart satisfaction. The feeling in their hearts will increase, as a nation, if they can buy $1 hamburgers again. It will unite us like September 11th.

>>57781094
The bear thesis is there is no bear thesis.

>>57781511
So it shows up on the catalog. Search smg, it'll come to too.

>>57781400
The whole idea of a "price" is kind of silly when you think about it. Things don't really have prices, there's just the equilibrium where bids and asks come together (and sometimes, maybe even most of the time, they don't.)

>>57781536
Half the country can't pronounce 'hamburger'. There will never be a united country again.

>>57779531
Losers average losers

>>57779578
>CRBPajeet
The Indian Charlie Munger

>>57781568
That's the market price. That's literally what it is.

>>57781578
I stand by my thesis. Do you see how many Mexicans, Chinese and blacks hang out at McDonald's? We can do this.

>>57781536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_SqHT2cjKU
In all seriousness though the US will never be united again because it is not a nation.

>>57780905
It will. I bought back in 2022. Our time will come.>>57780897

>>57781611
Yeah but it's not really a number and when you go to buy something or sell something you really don't know what it will cost until the order fills. All you have is the distributions of bids and asks and the historical distribution of successful trades.

MCFNF is getting ready to moon. 30 more days until their well testing is complete and they just got rights to drill natgas fields in czech republic.

>>57781637
Eastern European female natural gas? Sign me up

>>57781548
But WHY would someone need to do that? I've seen that exact file text on several images, and I've seen GameStop images being used for BBBY threads, buy why? I'm also seeing several different GameStop logos in the catalog, what gives?

A local schizo was shilling CORZ yesterday. It's basically bottomed, but wouldn't a distressed miner like that get its ass kicked by the halving?

>>57781637
>penny stocks
I swore on me mothers grave I wouldn't touch those things again. Tell me why I should buy your 50% bags?

>>57781578
>Half the country can't pronounce 'hamburger'
It's hamburgler right?

>>57781644
Nah it's a glowie shell company from Canada that got the drilling rights in Germany after the US blew up Nordstream II with the help of the grifting of Wesley Clark.

>>57781578
wait wat

>>57781686
Because it's a glowie stock and Europe is a vassal state of the CIA and Mossad.

Comfy womfy threaded
Migrate
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>>57781686
dont touch them, it's stressful as fuck

i just bought a bunch of my leaf AI pennyshit earlier today and i pumped up the price like +5% since i managed to clear out all my asks with around CAD$20K
now imagine how i'll have to dump the price when i exit out

they're basically pseudo-options with no expiry dates, most penny stocks have built in theta decay in the form of endless stock dilution unless you pick one that's already profitable or at least have very minimal cash burn

>>57781729
uhmm.... there is A LOT of life left in this one

>>57781748
Kill it

I bought 600+ shares of gamestop today

>>57781729
FAG

>>57781686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xLakFwZWHQ
These guys are known for successfully starting energy companies and then selling them to one of the big fish for massive profit.

>>57780734
If you don't mind my swamp ass

>>57779329
Im doing very well on my SPY options.

>>57782009
Options are more fun though

Is dell the new SMCI?

wait, the S&P is green on the weekly. Again?

>>57780975
AH, I see, they announced their DIVIE today while paying out one. They have a MOONTHLY DIVIE of 2.36%.

>>57780492
Allow me to direct you to ETF DB's list. Sorted with smallest AUM first: https://etfdb.com/themes/leveraged-3x-etfs/#complete-list&sort_name=assets_under_management&sort_order=asc&page=1

>>57781031
>while sp is up 1.68%

>>57781400
Well, surely you mean the sum total value of whatever willing buyers pay for each of the ~500 STOOKS that comprise the S&P 500 INDOOX, not to mention the effects from the weighting formula. SPY's price is not determined by the buying and selling of it in and of itself.

>>57781442
I do not see a place in the WMT checkout form to input those as payment for my GV nuggs.

>>57781568
And it's fake. The real price can only be understood in the form of an options chain.

>>57781449
>sinic vespers

>>57781637
AH! Haven't seen this SCAM shit mentioned in a while! WESLEY CLARK TONGUES MY ANUS.

bump!!

i purchased 150 shares of NYCB and two call options.i am utterly terrified

> Asia's major manufacturing economies struggled to claw their way out of decline in February with Japan particularly squeezed by a steeper fall in demand while an uneven recovery in China overshadowed some signs of improvement elsewhere in the region.
>A raft of business surveys released on Friday highlighted a patchy performance across Asia with Japan's manufacturing purchasing managers' index (PMI) showing factory activity falling at the fastest pace in more than three years.

They castrated superstonk successfully by removing awards

Ryan looks rough. Hope this is so appear weak when you are strong art of war in action because Ken looks great recently so he must be weak

S&P PE ratio reaches another high outside the Lehman and Corona crashes

Now at 27.66

https://www.multpl.com/s-p-500-pe-ratio

>>57782689
Fuck me, he has the justed hairline

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