[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 1.28 MB, 596x1045, personal gostosa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
57778469 No.57778469 [Reply] [Original]

$2000 to invest, what to buy

>> No.57778513

Charged particles

>> No.57778528

>>57778469
therapy to fix your cúmbrain

>> No.57778535

>>57778469

be a loser and play it safe with apple and alphabet

>> No.57778548

>>57778535
I made a loan of $6000, already spend a few bucks on alephium, kns and btc

>> No.57778811

>>57778469
XLM, hurry, its dipped. thank me in 2 years.

>> No.57779191

>>57778811
I want to profit on the current bullrun

>> No.57780394

>>57778469
Buy ordinals.

>> No.57780424
File: 230 KB, 1080x1080, uvxfoReg9T.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
57780424

>>57780394
op should buy ordinals if he wants to make the biggest mistake of his life since he invested in that shitty ass alt-coin knm if op wants to turn a profit and be successful like me op should sell all his shitcoins and invest in hoba asap because it is the next 100x moonshot token pump and only dumb faggot nobadgers wouldn't invest in the honey badger token

>> No.57780480

>>57778469
Bluechew, face paint, adderal prescription, and some good running shoes.

>> No.57780561

>>57778469
kneepads

>> No.57780598

i just need a 3x from ethereum and ill be a millionaire.
will it happen bros??

>> No.57782000
File: 98 KB, 1709x558, zombyeth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
57782000

Aussie here, giving the GPT version because I'm not retyping it in 4chan cringespeak for your benefit.
This shit is cheap as fuck, has proper utility and proven returns (competition).
$300 now will nab you 800k in 3 weeks when the eth token is 50m MC

Introducing ZombyGunBot - The Game Changer in Solana Sniping and Launchpads

Forget about expensive competitors with a 50 million market cap! ZombyGunBot enters the arena at a presale price of only $50,000 and offers insane daily revenue sharing, similar to what established Sol sniper bots generate - $400,000 USD per day!

Here's what sets ZombyGunBot apart:

Intuitive web-based interface: No need for Telegram, use it directly on your browser!
Powerful launchpad: Easily create and launch your own Solana tokens.
Built-in crypto bridge: Transfer funds between blockchains quickly and affordably.
Advanced security features: Detect honeypots and rug pulls before losing your investment.
Additional features: Multilingual support (English included), Ethereum sniping capabilities, and copy trading options.
Don't miss out! The ZombyGunBot presale goes live TODAY on GEMPAD.

Limited spots available! Secure your chance to earn a piece of the $400,000 daily revenue share and revolutionize your DeFi experience.


BTW - You can buy the ETH version RIGHT NOW. Only $300USD for 2% holding (max) - think of the revshare at 50m
0x24ECa7FB221c4128bF7283fE16F5Cd02DEDE6616

>> No.57783471

>>57778469
god i want to cum on a hot sweaty latina so bad

>> No.57783480

>>57783471
Flights to Medellin are pretty cheap

>> No.57783896

Hookers and blow

>> No.57783992

>>57778469
FRIN Fringe finance

Fringe.fi

>> No.57784003

Jasmy. No need to thank me.

>> No.57784009

>>57778469
>>57783471
that's a man

>> No.57784011

>>57784009
he has tits and a mouth which is all i ask for

>> No.57784028

I want to taste his sweat

>> No.57784569

>>57780480
Why?

>> No.57784572

>>57778469
You have to touch my pepe first, then we talk.

>> No.57784634

>>57784572
You are the same guy as >>57780480?

>> No.57784702

>>57778469
Unironically LINU. Just got listed by a cex.

>> No.57785465

>>57778469
I would have said MONAI LBP but those scammers closed it early to make the seed investors stay at 2x. They're gonna rug it badly.
Buy the NAI launch

>> No.57785810

>>57778811
Why 2 years?

>> No.57786154

>>57785465
Fuck the NAI launch.
Just predict the halving price on their platform to win 1 BTC

>> No.57786626

>>57778469
Well, you could have 1M XTP tokens if you start buying $2000 worth today. It's up to you, but I'm giving you a heads up before any major news.

>> No.57787498

>>57786154
What ?

>> No.57787635

>>57778469
Buy DUA
>Listed on MEXC
>RWA wallet
>V1 is live
>banking integration added

>> No.57787784

>>57778469
>cntrl + F
>"Bitcoin"
>Zero responses found
Grim.

>> No.57789073

>>57780598
Yes easily

>> No.57790068

>>57787784
Cause 2k on Bitcoin won't do anything for him.

>> No.57790094

>pepe

>> No.57790109

Pepe or linu

>> No.57790132
File: 333 KB, 1080x1044, Screenshot_20240301_092112_Telegram.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
57790132

>>57784702
This. LINU is ready. First listing today, still not on CMC, CG incoming.

>> No.57790163

>>57778469
yeezy

tide is during against zionism.

ye is basically the next jesus

>> No.57790582

>>57790068
He's a poorfag, x3ing his money is better than losing it to jeetcoins.

>> No.57790620

>>57778469
good lord look at that botox

they just need to own the forehead wrinkles fr, they can't hide their age but they can at least hide their superficial nature

but anyway, btc/eth

>> No.57791367
File: 164 KB, 664x1274, plebbit whitepaper abstract.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
57791367

>>57778469
Consider plebbit.
Plebbit is unironically one of the few actual grassroots projects, with 2+ years of development, working demos and an actual 100% airdropped supply to biz 2 years ago (search the archive).
Even the plebbit Devs had to purchase their stack on their own on the market, like everyone else.
YET biz still ignores plebbit. search plebbit on uniswap.
Plebbit is an opensource, free to use, scalable P2P social media protocol with no https endpoints making it actually decentralized unlike federated alternatives.
The token is used for curating the default boards in a DAO, voting on dev issues in the DAO and tipping.
The desire to have your sub on the default feed and monetize your own subs/boards will drive token adoption.
4.7m mcap

>> No.57791502

>>57790582
BTC isn't doing a 3x. Stop being such a euphoric moonchud