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No one believes you

as long as you have your seed you will be fine

>>57776080
Nigger I don’t care. If I don’t find my wallet within the next 24 hours you are going to be hearing about me in the news

She stole it and gave it to her black BBC boyfriend

>>57776062
did you back up the seed., just buy a new trezor and import

>>57776087
His girlfriend ate his seed.

>>57776062
Letting your gf know about your crypto and where its hidden.
Imagine letting a hole have access to all your money and you're not even married!
What a moron, you deserve to lose everything.

I sharted epic style

>>57776062
I would personally take her to Kleros court..

>>57776087
It was on a piece of paper duct taped to the wallet

>>57776116
its a larp but if it wasnt, youd be right
a good lesson for the kids

>>57776062
Never ever tell whores or family about crypto EVER. Fastest way to get a leeched and hate your family and the people you "love"

>>57776062
Time to murder your girlfriend

>>57776062
>he doesn't clean his house himself

>>57776124
This is the dumbest thing I have read on 4chan. Almost too dumb to be made up

>>57776401
It’s the most efficient way to store it. You only need to remember one location instead of multiple for a separate seed phrase and wallet

>>57776124
Gr8 b8 m8

>>57776427
Why do you think efficiency is greater value than resiliency? That’s the entire point of btc. Resiliency is greater than efficiency.

>>57776108

>>57776062
Why didn't you memorize the seed?

>>57776124
>It was on a piece of paper duct taped to the wallet
I hope you never fucking find it you stupid nigger

Based

>>57776124
*duck taped

>>57776124
Where are your other copies of the seed?

>>57776627
*dick-taped

>>57776108
I'm dead

>>57776062
You should take revenge and misplace her BBC dildo

>>57776633
That was it

>>57776124
Brilliant

>>57776627
get a load of this moron

>>57776124
what the fuck am I reading

>>57776124
larp. no one is that stupid.

>>57776095
>Humble brag larp on a site full of pajeets and virgins

Hookay buddy, we think you're rich and tough

>>57776108
>>57776124

>>57776087
Doesn't matter if the coins are still inside the Trezor

Keep us posted.

>>57776116
>>57776123
>>57776149
>>57776928
the only correct answers in the thread

Update: found the trezor but the seed phrase is missing. I swear to God if the damn dog ate it

at least you still have a shot at finding it, i stupidly locked my bitcoins at under 20k and every day it pumps i die a little inside

>>57776124
Hnnng yes. That's some good rage bait right there.

>>57776124
Nice opsec, retard.

>>57777049
Fuck it just transfer to new wallet.

>>57777049
Hookay buddy

>>57777072
How do you do that

>>57777049
thread just went from funny to unfunny, kys OP

>>57776124
Is this fucking real?

>>57777144
you still have access to your funds without the seed phrase if you physically have access to your device. Just transfer them asap cuz if you can't find the seed phrase they're not safe at all.

>>57776718
Get a load of seed

I had left my seeds on a piece of paper for about a year in a bowl on our coffee table. Wife cleaned up in that time, and sure enough I needed them. Thought she threw them out, but thankfully she was smart enough to put them in my old wallet that she put away with a couple of other old things.

Was pretty proud of her. If only she had that much common sense with everything else.

>>57777056
THis is even worse than the guy who lost his trez holy fuck

>>57778293
explain. I haven't fucked around with many trezor features so I have no clue what this means

>>57776928
This is why I downloaded my coins to a paper wallet. Can't hack paper.

>>57776124
breh

>>57778600
Can be lost or destroyed in an accident, natural disaster, or theft.

>>57777144
Nigger, you just made my head hurt. You need to do some fucking research before accumulating 100k of a currency you don't understand on a piece of hardware you don't understand using technology you don't understand.

>>57778651
yeah man that's right i don't know anything about cryptocurrency or what a
>trezor
is and i have no idea what a
>paper wallet
is or how to store or use my cryptocurrency but if by some miracle i manage to keep some of it alive until it 10000x then ill be a huge rich guy and then all you'll be will be the guy who called me a retard for not knowing anything about cryptocurrency

>>57777056
What do you mean you locked them at under 20k? you made them inaccessible to you?

>>57778684
Nice try newfag.

I ordered a trezor yesterday. Now I'm thinking of returning this shit before it even arrives. Some of the posts itt are triggering my anxiety

>>57776124
weak bait

>>57778897
>weak bait
lol bro shut the hell up with your 40 dollar crypto trezor and $25 of bitcoin you bought from your moms purse honey badger chads are taking all your money and theres nothing you can do about it im on my third yacht thanks to $hoba (honeybadger erc20) and you probably cant even afford a $400 hotel room in my city for your wife and me so go back to your basement you scrub

>>57776124
Nah no way. How do you have the balls to have only a single copy, and keep that with the wallet no less. I have like 2 or 3 copies, one on paper hidden in my house. And an encrypted version on the cloud.