/biz/ - Business & Finance

Cash is king.

>>57774021
Man, I wish I wasn't poor AND retarded. I could probably handle one or the other.

brap

What the fuck is SPY doing?
Who controls this shit?

Why the fuck hasn't BYND dumped yet

What're you buying?

What're you selling?

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AI owes me sex

>>57774157
I would settle for dinner

>>57774151
>Who controls this shit?
The club.

>>57774152
40% short float, stupid retards sizing their short positions too large.
guy with a 10% allocation: oopsie I just lost 10% of my net assets and now my risk is 20%

>>57774151
Kenneth Spychalski is rumored to have cancer.

>>57774153
Buying npce
Selling not a damn thing

>>57774153
Nothing. In addition to this being dead crab my indicator things also have never to say. Something has to break some way before i can trade

>>57774151
Hmm qui indeed.

>>57774149
for me, it's natural gas of the female variety

BUY NATURAL GAS

>>57774197
>safe 20% return
doesn't exist

Tempted to get in on DELL earnings.

>>57774190
whats the market reach for this thing?
how many people get seizures?

KO AI announcment when?

>>57774153
Holding onto my NVDA puts like a nigger to his last crack rock. Nothing else matters.

I’m all in on LUNR
You’re welcome short sellers
It’ll now tank

REEEEEE WHERE DID ALL MY FUCKING GAINS GO!!!!????

god imagine buying tbills and bonds in the 1980s

>>57774239
yagmi

>>57774228
I just personally have one, 1 in 25 have epilepsy. Works great for me and they have ad campaigns on meta products. With the rate cut tease it's just going up. Neurolink headlines help too because npce is the only competitor.

>>57774192
so write some volatility or trade vix alway be profitin.

>>57774153
Nothing today. Tomorrow, I will buy the gentleman's share of SCHD and SPLG.

>>57774261
1:25 thats not a small number.

>>57774222
>dude you're getting a dell

Anons, shill me some defense stocks.

>>57774261
Aren't you afraid somebody is going to hack into your brain and force you to vote up and down the ballot for democrats? Then when you try to speak up about it, they just call you crazy and Joe's brown shirts throw you in the padded room.

>>57774151
This is a schizo market fren

>>57774322
>dfen
>lmt
>rtx
>pg
>unh
>xom
>bil

>>57774341
Thanks dude.

>>57774322
LMT, RTX, HON, HII, GD, BA (DO IT, PUSSY)

>>57774335
Hey baggot, sir.
Tiffany Haddish said that dipping kosher pickles into koolaid powder, is a jewish thing. Is this true? Do you approve of Ms. Haddish being a jew?

WTF IS THIS GAY MARKET; GO DONW

>>57774335
The future is now old man.

>>57774378
Go DOW? Hell yeah industrial bros.

>DAX gonna close 7th day outside daily bollinger
lol, lmao even.

>>57774153
Putting a little cash in my Roth is the only financial transaction I'll be making today.

The movements on COIN are extremely jewish

>>57774360
you too my dude, thanks. í´m going to check their finnancials

Even when a european war broke out the EU indices only dipped for 1-2 days outside the lower bollinger and now we pump and grind outside the upper on mememagic for days?

>>57774441
I'm gonna be real with you: I never check that shit. You know why? All those fuckers are getting paid. Oh sure sometimes some wacky shit like a little cheeky passenger aircraft decompression, but you know what, we fly on.

I made almost $30k buying a ROOT strangle spread on a whim

Why is BIG so low?
Their revenue per share dwarfs the price per share?

can anybody explain to me why this schizo got worked into a seething shoot when he heard that ONE person was being forgiven their student loan debts?
https://www.youtube.com/live/gejO6pHcrGU?si=TqeI6siwy7uxzdiv&t=450
how come all of the lower millionaires get triggered into a seething wagerage whenever they hear of somebody either playing the system or being forgiven something? The Mannarino right there reminded me a lot of molymeme and the tantrums he threw when the topic arised.
they dislike when the government goes into debt for deficit spending, war and corporate bailouts BUT THEY REALLY GET THE PITCHFORKS OUT when the gov does something for the common person.
just listen to the mental gymnastics The Mannarino goes through explaining why this is a bad thing.
all the way to
>if you had carried around your student loan debts you would have earned MORE MONEY than if it were forgiven to you
>now that your degree is free and nobody has to go into debt for it any longer IT IS WORTH NOTHING [no idea how he came up with that one]
>YOUR. CAREER. IS. NOW. MEANINGLESS. SINCE. IT'S. FREE.
dude wtf they all get triggered by the same things while being filthy rich themselves...

>>57774487
idk he's a mentally ill dude on the internet that acts goofy so people post him, it's fine though we're sending less than $100B to ukraine this year

>UEC
This is your last warning.

>>57774322
CW also gets you URANIUM exposure indirectly

So who's ready for the government shutdown tomorrow? I reckon that's why the bitcoins be mooning, complete collapse of the US government is tomorrow.

>>57774487
so theres this thing called stupid people. These people do inordinate harm to themselves and others.
Greg with some understanding of economics, loathes these people.
https://web.archive.org/web/20130216132858/http://www.cantrip.org/stupidity.html

>>57774174
The fuck is Jacob looking at?

>>57774538
collapses usually take 2 weeks to happen

wtf man, i literally bumped the price of my pennyscam +2% and cleared out all the asks at 0.63 cents, and i still have some bids at 0.62 for 25k shares (i got impatient and went up to asks at 0.63 for another 25k shares and it didn't even fulfill complete)
i just wanted to buy more but it's too fucking illiquid, it wasn't this illiquid last night

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE YESTERDAY

If you wage less than 80hrs a week, lower your tone when talking to me.

>>57774538
Baggie you little goofball lemme give you a smooch

>>57774551
Nothing, his ass is dead lmao.

>>57774181
So what you're saying is more puts

>>57774561
they won't let me pick up shifts BECAUSE NOBODY IS BUYING ANYTHING

>>57774546
so people pursuing a higher education are generally the stupid ones in your thinking?

i see the music is continuing, very well then.

>>57774506
Fuckin based AI pepe creator.
Anyway, why is gold up when the dollar is also up? Weird. Also, who the hell keeps buying those treasure bonds? Is it just Yellen fugging around?

>>57774583

>>57774556
hey thats the same pennystock im into

>>57774305
Remember this guy had his career destroyed cause he smoked weed? His character was a stoner bro and he still got cancelled for doing what everyone expected? Nowadays I really wonder what glowies are using to blackmail people when rampant faggotry and drug use is normalized.

>>57774538
There he is with that fag talk again

>>57774592
Sounds like you boys have been gatekeeping alpha!

Bitfuck is going to zero.

>>57774575
I am actually impressed the BYND CEO found a way to get the stock to pump after suffering such a massive loss in a single quarter. Their gross margin is so bad that I don't think it's possible to turn the business around.

>>57774546
I’ve found more indicators of moral compass

>>57774598
>I really wonder what glowies are using to blackmail people
It's pedophilia, anon.

My ROTH port is undeniably amazing. My stock picks are actually better than anyone else’s on this board
>V
>COST
>MSFT
>JNJ
>SCHD
>NEE
>O
>AMT
>HSY
>PEP

>>57774592
i can help take ur bags off ur hands bro
im providing plenty liquidity for you, ill baghold for u bro come on redeem the shares

>>57774588

>>57774639
Not for long. What then ?

>>57774614
No kidding, goes to show what a few empty promises about cutting costs does to people

>>57774579
you didn't read the laws. stupidity is independent of intelligence.
but suffice it to say, if you were insolvable on your loans, it shows at least 2 instances of harmful decision making. Not having career prospects before college, and dedicating yourself to serving debt you couldn't pay back. Biden voting is the nail in the coffin of the pattern of stupidity as determined by harmful decision making.

>>57774459
it think it´s always worth it checking those at a glance, I don´t want to be caught holding bags

>>57774533
>CW
>even fucking defense stocks feel the need to give away their proffits to shareholders

fuck this gay shit

>>57774673
it's just money.
it's a made up thing.

>>57774556
the low volume on that is brutal, would take me a few weeks to sneak in and out.

>>57774637
Hmm.. I should investigate furtherance of these statistics, and find the whitest college I can find.

>>57774680
In all seriousness, while that is effectively my thesis, due diligence isn't a bad thing at all. I just say fuck it we're going.

>>57774660
Ritual murder.

>>57774673
even if you could afford to pay a debt overnight, why pay it in full if the interest rate is low enough?
you basically have a free call option on lefties winning an election

Fuck YOU (the ticker)

>>57774690
oh I'm not paying back my loans and I'm in much more debt than these fools could hope to be in.

Talk me out of going all in on LXU
>ammonium nitrate producer
>makes chemicals used to produce semiconductors
>trading near 52wk low
>earnings March 5th
>historically does well in Q4 after bad Q3
I’m already holding 350 shares at $6.60 from three years ago. I have an order in for 300 more at $7.13 but it probably won’t hit. Anyways just wanna put it on your radar if anyone has a gambling account. Definitely not trying to shill it, more like the opposite. I’m gonna drop $3k on it today or tomorrow and see what happens.

Just went to take some screenshots to share and looks like my order will actually hit, nice? It’ll probably tank. Finna cancel this shit and wait, but it’s my order probably making the bots move

Bitcorn bout to dip below 60k

DELL LEAPS/ short term PUTS
ADSK LEAPS
ZS WEEKLY PUTS WAY OTM

Give me your opinion guys

>>57774693
absolutely, the only time you can sell large chunks is when news come out
the stock can go to 1m+ volume on news and fairly large for days after that, but outside of that, it's painful and it's no wonder why it's still 0% reported institutional ownership when none of them can really enter with a real amount despite the fact that it's already printing money (lumpy revenue but profitable and has ttm pe 13x and equally impressive peg to demonstrate the growth albeit again still very lumpy)

i should have bought more yesterday, easily filled 50k shares and only bumped price up 1 cent, now today i filled 10k shares and it already bumped up 1 cent, didn't think they'd announce completion of their data center today, im fucking FOMOing into this AI shit now especially if they're already demonstrating profit so early at the growth stage

>>57774740
glhf

>he thought he could escape
>from
>MR
>SNIBS
>N
>I
>BOBOS MUST BE EUPHORIC RN
>S
I boughted a little of TAKER's autoomootic desk co and croodstrookers. I boughted a few more things too.
I
BOUGHTED.

>>57774749
I'm probs getting theta'd on autodesk but DELL is going to 120 or 80 tonight
No in between

>>57774487
>>if you had carried around your student loan debts you would have earned MORE MONEY than if it were forgiven to you
Basically getting a job and performing well enough in a career will have set the person up to earn more money than they owed. Now that their debt is gone they statistically likely will be financially crippled due to not having an incentive to earn and do the same with the debt still present.
>>now that your degree is free and nobody has to go into debt for it any longer IT IS WORTH NOTHING [no idea how he came up with that one]
>>YOUR. CAREER. IS. NOW. MEANINGLESS. SINCE. IT'S. FREE.
The economy as it is right now is at its foundation partially a system of debt obligations. If you remove some debt like forgiving a loan, the economy doesn't have a reason to function for whatever that loan was for. Say you just give like 10000 people a degree tomorrow on the assumption that they do everything a person who gets a degree normally would. Do these 10000 people have meaningful degrees and careers? To the broader economy who doesn't know them personally, no. Maybe some of them will do their careers well, but the economy has no way to know this.

>>57774487
He’s saying that now that poors have access to education the value of that education will be diluted because every poor in the western hemisphere can get that same education without having to make sacrifices to get it. For something to have value there has to be scarcity. If it isn’t scarce then it isn’t valuable. Fresh air is more valuable when it’s in a scuba tank 60 meters under water than it is above sea level.

im about to pump my pennyscam another cent

Blessed by the slop gods

>>57774749
But what causes the theta and the gamma? The number of willing buyers and sellers?

why haven't you bought PANW?

>>57774660
No movie was ever written by a woman as much as this movie was written by a woman.

>>57774748
any dilution funny business?

fuck sake man, i just want a nice round number of shares, i already sold an x amount of ETFs to buy a nice round number of shares and im going to be short now because i keep clearing out the asks

i was expecting to buy at 0.62 cents now it's 0.64 by my power alone, im not even a fucking whale and even if it's a pennyscam, it's still 50+ million market cap and im only buying 5-figures

>>57774769
>Now that their debt is gone they statistically likely will be financially crippled due to not having an incentive to earn and do the same with the debt still present.
>If you remove some debt like forgiving a loan, the economy doesn't have a reason to function for whatever that loan was for.
DEBT SLAVERY GOOD
>goodgoyimlevelsoverload

>>57774322
KTOS, AVAV, BWXT, HII

Think ahead.

ahhh what the fuck is happening to my bitcorns

I sold too early again...

>>57774397
The german Dax is hugely undervalued

>>57774815
I have and I'm losing money on it.

>1 hours ago house reaches deal to avoid government shutdown
aaaannnnddd the bitcoins are dumping.

>>57774824
no i've watched several interviews and the CEO is very much against stock dilution (hence why he focuses a lot of bottom line so early on)

the only time it was ever in question was when the stock was trading at 50 cents in 2020 and they got an offer from some fund to dilute shares at $1 so they didn't refuse them right away
it didn't go through, and with COVID ruining k-12 (school bus) market, it dropped down hard until last year when school buses were back to signing contracts
rather it's kinda unusual it even went up in 2021 considering covid was in full force, but the whole TSXV had a massive bubble bullrun then. A lot of shit that were shilled here sitll havan't recovered like Cielo, only the ones who actually profit like my pennyscam are finally seeing a bullrun

God I'm gonna.. I'm gonna... SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORP

>female beer braps

>>57774814
Theta is simply time, gamma is simply change in delta as under lying moves. You're talking about IV.

How do I profit from my burning hatred of Israel?

>>57774772
THE TINIEST FRACTION OF A TINY FRACTION ARE FORGIVEN THEIR STUDENT LOAN DEBTS (while they were actually participating in the economy all along, mind you)
>He’s saying that now that poors have access to education the value of that education will be diluted because every poor in the western hemisphere can get that same education without having to make sacrifices to get it.
>EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE POORS WILL BE GIVEN DEGREES FROM NOW ON FOR LITERALLY FREE
>THERE ARE NO REQUIREMENTS ANY LONGER
>A HOBO CAN NOW BE A BRAIN SURGEON
unironically gfy you fucking goodgoy bootlicker lot

>>57774876
Short EIS? And ESLT in particular?

>MCFNF has completed it's first well and is testing for the next 30 days before starting production
My bet is about to start paying off bros.

>You know remember there are people who own MARA or, even worse, MARA calls

>>57774885
>shorting weapons manufacturer during a conflict
Yeah I'm not gonna do that.

>>57774892
Beautiful chart. Fracking in Europe has to be the most madlad play, so you've earned it.

>>57774876
>How do I profit from my burning hatred of Israel?
Lean hogs?

it's really interesting seeing how my buys are actually affecting the price for everyone
although not all of the volume is being reflected on the main exchange, eventually my buys do clear out all the alternate trade systems

thats me at 12:23 pumping it up 1 cent :)

>>57774766
just bought calls. you better be right.

>>57774904
Convexity. They do well... so long as their facilities aren't burned down by US protesters or leveled by Hezbollah rockets.

>>57774815
>convince the plebs to follow your trades
>lead them into a slaughter with your couch change

>>57774588
what do u use to make the pics

Anyone else 100% index funds in here? I just don't have the energy to constantly research company financials and gamble any more. 401k and HSA are 100% VTI, IRA is 100% vtsax, and my taxable brokerage is 100% FXAIX. I still like reading these threads and checking in on stock prices and whatnot but I just can't be bothered to gamble anymore after I realized I was complete shit at it.

Lots of people actually think inflation has been beaten.

>>57774931
I see nothing wrong with that.
Someone has to loose so i can win?

yeah, looking real nice.

>>57774877
well yeah, we gotta get all those engineers and doctors who came across the southern border their certifications somehow

>>57774946
ai bro ai

>Yeah dude, the price of bread is crazy. It's not stoping man!
>Yeah, fuck this, wtf man bread is too expensive. We can't have that in our data, it will fuck up the numbers!

>Finally, the indexes differ in how they account for changes in the basket. This is referred to as the formula effect, because the indexes themselves are calculated using different formulae. The details can get quite complicated, but the gist of the matter is that the PCE tries to account for substitution between goods when one good gets more expensive. Thus, if the price of bread goes up, people buy less bread, and the PCE uses a new basket of goods that accounts for people buying less bread. The CPI uses the same basket as before (again, roughly; the details get complicated).

soxs is officially over

>>57774900
I bought my cryptoshart companies a year ago. You'd have to be really mentally unwell to do options on these

>>57774921
I was going to buy $100 for fun but vanguard told me to fuck off.

>>57774831
well there is debt, debt interest, and then there is kike usury

>>57774967
See baggot knows how badly they want to adopt European standards for social services over here

>>57774876
REPENT AND SERVE
OR
PERISH

>>57774952
Do what you want
But I dont know why peple believe that will save them when the time comes

>>57774952
i want to be 100% index funds eventually
ngl buying indivudal stocks is pretty fucking stressful, the highs make u literally high (i've had a full body rush before with GME just spiking out of nowhere when smg was gme general), but the lows man, the lows...

it makes u feel alive both ways but the lows really make u contemplate life lol

>>57774952
You're smarter than 99% of /biz/


Un

Ironic

Ally

>>57774969
what webpage how

>>57774955
if the Republicans in congress would just stop stonewalling theUkraine aid they could defeat Putin and end inflation. at this point the republicans are responsible for the inflation.

>>57775009
im 100% mstr
the only way to get rich is to take retard assymetrical risks
index funds are for 8 figurefags
may it crash 50%? of couuuuurse, but im already fucked so yeah gooo

>>57774952
Based VTI chad.

>>57774952
It's the smart choice. I'm 99% index funds, 1% options for funsies (and bleeding dry from them)

Fuck bros what stocks should I invest in? I was thinking of putting 100 a month toward stocks that are cheap af right now but don’t know shit about the market.

Do you guys think that when jpow inevitably does not cut this year the market will tank? Or have we already priced in living with high rates?

>>57774992
it's all the same

>>57775065
Boxx and rotate some to VOO after every dip

>>57775029
im not quite crazy as you, but im also trading tax free so any gains will not be cucked by taxes

but any losses as well....

DELL earnings already priced in? This chart looks whack. I think it drops after earnings but then again this is schizo market

>>57775037
Based Shogun chad
>>57775077
JPow not cutting is impossible, anon. Stop living in pipe dreams.

>nontaxible accounts should be dividend growers
>taxable accounts should be 95% BRK.B and 5% speculative stocks
There you go

I need this gay nigger market to go down right now.

>>57775077
Market has priced in 3 rate cuts and that is one of the reasons for the market rally. Steepeners expected much more and lost a ton of money on that trade. Any more hesitancy to cut rates or inflation coming back would cause the market to panic like it did in 2022

>>57775099
>FHSA
>10,000 shares
What are you holding? Are you sure you wanna do that with FHSA space?

>>57775118
and I want this blissful trans market to go up right now

Anyone in AQST? They have some promising earnings and they have a competitor to epipen that's expecting phase 3 data by the end of next month.

>>57775020
Bing image creator

>>57775110
If that was the case every hedge fund would be holding nothing but dividend stocks for equity exposure because they are tax advantaged.

>>57775099
were are you? I get fucked by taxes

>>57775118
no, I'll call the PPT

>>57775065
You should invest in companies that share your values. Companies like BUD and TGT would be right up your alley.

>>57774137
>Smart enough to know you're fucked
>Dumb enough to not fix it
Welcome to hell

>AMD

>>57775135
I’m the king of Pepe creation tho

>>57774921
what website shows that info?

>>57775099
what are these tickers?

>>57775142
> If that was the case every hedge fund would be holding nothing but dividend stocks
They almost all are doing this

>>57775142
>implying hedge funds aren't just highly funded, AI assisted, and quant advised versions of /smg/ chasing da green numbah go up
It's hard to see the difference sometimes.

Now baby, listen baby, don't ya treat me this way
'Cause I'll be back on my feet some day
(Don't care if you do 'cause it's understood)
(You ain't got no money, you just ain't no good)
Well, I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

Was there a catalyst for AMD?

>>57775007
Anon if your dog won't listen to your schizo ramblings why even bother bringing them here.

>>57775173
A quick search on whalewisdom proves you wrong. Do you really think you can make shit up and people will believe you?

>>57775146
He's Canadian
>>57775171
Theyre accounts
TFSA = Tax Free Savings Account (tax free account)
FHSA = First Home Savings Account (deposits are tax deductible)

>He's not buying KROS here
What are you, stupid and hate money?

>>57775195
Lisa opened an OnlyFans.

>>57775037
Virgin VTI vs Chad XLK

>>57774834
>Kratos
>Energy weapons

Neat

>>57775124
>Are you sure you wanna do that with FHSA space?
i am putting all my hope into the AI dashcams pennyscam because i won't be able to afford a house anyways without a massive windfall

>>57775146
canada sucks but one saving grace is we get TFSAs which let us trade even options tax-free unless CRA decides you are using your TFSA as business income (would have to be literally daytrading/scalping constantly, not just swing trading)
i dunno if it makes up for living in canada but i'll make do, literally a few hours away down the border i could prob find the same job that pays me the 30% more if i move to the US

>>57775225

>>57775205
I’m right and you can’t prove otherwise. Hedge funds buy almost exclusively dividend stocks. Some very popular ones are MSFT and V

>>57775195
>looking for rationality

>>57775065
>>57775150
Can anyone provide an update on the Fag 7? Is it still pounding the rest of the market?

>One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

Yes please.

>>57774637
Kek caltech has 0 black students. Proof the best stem university doesn’t accept blacks. Oh and checkout the cup forming on xlre

>>57775250

>>57775167
stockwatch.com

but i dont think it gives as much info on US stocks, probably have to pay
can only see last 10 trades for free, have to pay for more so as you can imagine, the free info is useless for anything that's not illiquid

>>57775171
they're all in the ai dashcams i just pumped 2 cents with low 5-figure buys
it's been outperformed by NVDA and AMD so it's nothing special but obviously im gambling and hoping for more in the future
been burned on it before but i averaged down lol

>>57774040
damn I kept scrolling and lol'd at the end.

Soxl sisters we believed and we won.
Christ and David Soxl is king.
Ticker: SOXL

>>57775250
It turned into Spectacular Sex after TSLA got delisted from the group, but for now the only thing worth buying anymore is NVDA because of the AI craze. If the internet is a fax machine, ai is the internets, and NVDA is america online to the internet.

>>57775240
Leaf land is basically cucked. 10+ trades a month = business income for TFSA account.

10. You wanna buy KEK? Sure, that's one. Oh crap I actually wanted to buy SNED, sure sell KEK and now buy SNED. That's three.

See how fast it adds up?

>>57774870
Based and brappilled

>>57774952
unless you are mid 7 figures, there is no reason to be all in on index funds when you can have 90% of the security with far greater gains holding tech megacaps/mag 7 long

>>57774021
Inflation has not le cooled down?

time to shovel the driveway and play some vidya. just bought the new final fantasy for my goystation 5. safe trading this afternoon frens

>>57775293
We shall eat the finest of tendies.

>>57775336
if they actually cracked down that much we would be hearing more about it
and clearly 5-fig and 6-fig is too small for them to care about since there's probably 7-fig and maybe even 8-fig TFSAs after the 2018 weed bullrun + 2020 covid bullrun combined

so far I've even gone negative 3 times on my TFSA because im retarded with T+2 and T+21selling and buying repeatedly, paying interest for basically margin buys in a TFSA
several options trades too, and definitely 10+ swing trades per quarter at some point. CRA doesnt give a shit about me since im only 6-figs

definitely if I ever reach 7-figs I'll be mostly index funds by then, but right now i'm still trying to gamble and build wealths until it can turn into decent tax-free passive income

>>57775336
Sauce? I've done more than 10 on my TFSA and nobody cares

absolute fuckin bullshit market

>>57775099
What app is this?
I have a questrade account for my TFSA and am wondering if I should switch

>>57775383
Nah bro, just +0,4% mom on core, but it is in line with expectation, all fine and dandy

>>57775103
>>57774923
>>57774740
I think they will continue on long term growth (look at IBM), but short term who knows. They tanked after last earnings, and the quarter before that they popped.

I think the real (gambler's) question, is how they will bring in the A word. Their new xPu in the Latitude model could help sell things.

I'm gonna go calls.

>>57775423
When are we going to get some negative readings on the core so prices come back to Trump levels and we finally put all of this behind us?

>>57775398
>thinks they only go after 7-fig + peeps
here's where you are mistaken and it's a common trap to fall into. They only go after small chumps because it's easy and most don't have lawyers or resources to fight it. They also need number of "convictions" to pad their numbers for their own internal KPIs so don't fall for it.

source: me

Can the fucking nascuck break a new ath already

>>57775411
it's wealthsimple, i only switched over because wealthsimple had a free iphone 15 promo if you transferred over $100k

$0 trading is nice but it sucks for US trading (can open US side but their system is not compatible with NG gambit so u have to pay 1.5% exchange rate fee for USD, or maybe u can negotiate a better rate with support like a bank if u have more to convert at once), i may have to open an IBKR account later for US trading and not rely on the CDR versions of AMD/NVDA etc

outside of that it's great, i have payroll depositing into it and I get paid 5% interest on my cash right now (+0.5% for having $100K+, and +0.5% for having payroll deposit)
a lot of great features to facilitate couchpotato investing too (automated investing off payday, fractional shares, DRIP, etc)

>>57775429
However, is interesting to note that puts expiring tomorrow are at the top of the options chain, volume-wise

>Anon, I got you an appointment with a correspondent from the Wall Street Journal.
>In the interview, I need you to mention AI in every other sentence that you give him.

>>57775447
im more of a swing trader with 3+ months so thats probably why i've been safe

all the options i've bought were LEAPS with 1+ year expiry, save for GME (that was i bougth with 5+ months expiry and sold for 10x before it went up 100x 2 weeks later lol)

>The S&P literally doesn't move for several seconds
Wtf is this?

>>57775343
looks like my french cousin, when she was young, bright and full of life

>>57775526
What happened, mon ami?

CELH chads keep winning

>>57775539
she became a white hating feminist that dated a vietnamese chud who beat her and had to take an abortion

>>57775560
Yikes. Sorry to hear fren.

>>57774527
Hopefully
Capcha: j0yjx

>>57775551
That's gotta be a squeeze with 23% short float. It'll come back down a bit. They did report good numbers though.

>>57775570
She also had bigger tits and was a total slut. I´m not, she served as a cautionary tale for her younger sister.

>>57775514
Sorry wasn't trading then, pee break

>>57775560
We need to protect our French female brokers.

>>57775470
wouldnt MM want the stock to pump to crush those Puts?

>
>Bloomberg
>@business
>Even the most skeptical of US military operators are embracing artificial intelligence to identify targets on the battlefield.

>If they keep going, war could speed up faster than humans can think

Happy Leap Day everybody.

>>57775619
diamond

>>57775619
I´m not french, her parents are migrants to France, and I don´t care for the french nor any other european.

>>57775644
Checked. What do you care about ? Other indians or you signaling for some special race out there?

>>57775654
I care for Portugal and portuguese speaking people only.

>AMD

EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

>>57775395
kek

>>57775629
Happy Leap Day! Maybe your gookfu will propose.

>>57775683
She's dying from gallstones disease of the gall bladder.

>>57775683
Baggie only marries 18yo virgin prime pussy

Did Disney target or Budweiser go broke yet from going woke?

>>57775738
Supposedly their CEO had some plans to get rid of that woke shit, as stated in a letter to shareholders, if im not mistaken

>>57775661
>Parameters of empathy are that they make Portuguese noises while communicating

That is nuanced. Heh Aim small miss small I guess brother. Good look out there buddy. Hope yall make it.

>>57775661
Are you watching Shogun, Portugalanon?

Probably scalp a little (ITM) after we fudge slightly past this resistance.

>>57775619
How tall is this lass? She appears very tall like my sister in law. 6 foot tall, got really in to crossfit and them competitive power lifting. Not cute, unfortunately. When she was in lifting shape I suspect she could have beaten me at arm wrestling.
TA roundup: no reading. All crab.

SMCI UP 50 POINTS AND CLIMBING
THE CRAZY TRAIN IS BACK

>>57775821
(ITM) meaning I'd buy a 508P instead of a 507P. Just stating for the few that have started recently. I ultimately know that no one cares.

>>57774952
Brokerage account is 100% IVV, 166 shares and I was thinking to sell some now to fuck around with… but… we all know how that goes

Rollover IRA, Roth and Trad IRA are all over the map. Rollover is materials; trad is 50% TECL and 50% SOXL (up 140% yoy, thank god); roth is my friends biotech company (they’re gonna cure cancer!), FNGU, and cash.

im about to liquidate my entire portfolio
we've been crabbing for a whole month, thats a bearish sign of things to come
talk me out of it if you can

>>57775878
all cash, can't get repo'd

>>57775878
>>57775905
im half cash. do it faggot. hit sell

>>57775878
I just liquidated what I could but I have puts that are worthless now and will expire tomorrow. Down -80% on the week.

my tech stocks doing a lil sum sum

>>57774952
Work 401 is 100% vfiax. Roth is 70/30 schd/SPLG and my brokerage I lost 30k in and now just waiting for a good entry into spy or something and not trading. Turns out I'm not very good

>LAAC over $5
Fuck. I didn't expect it to rise so fast and now my covered calls are gonna get executed.

>>57775146
>fucked by taxes
just don’t submit them
if they come after you say you never got the paper work and didn’t think you had to

>>57775961
A good problem to have!

>>57775804
I will now

>>57775799
yeah, you too

>>57775905
>>57775911
>>57775912
Thanks for the feedback

I'm going to start selling off my portfolio, roughly worth $250,000USD

If I sold a month ago I would have had an extra couple of thousand, but id rather sell now then when March Madness begins and we drop 20%.

Experience tells me that a lot of negative news is going to start making its way in march, fed raising rates, swap limitations, failure to launch q1 2024 reports, etc.

I'm hitting sell boys

>>57775878
If you sell everybody will start selling and people will get hurt. Don't sell, don't let people get hurt.

Can Bitfarms pump again so I can sell some more? I want to sell $40k and buy SOXL calls 2 months out

>>57775875
>my friends biotech company (they’re gonna cure cancer!)
Which one?

>>57775929
>Turns out I'm not very good
You'll fit in well here.

This is the future (((they))) are fighting against

>>57775999
checked and peped

>>57775999
I was going to argue with you, but I can't argue against those digits!

>>57775999
Looks like a scandinavian Wakanda. Looks like Madeira in new year´s eve.

>>57775914
Mine too. I like when that happens.

He sold?

>>57776042
kek I have a higher net worth than you

>>57775961
I just sold LAC/LAAC a day before this rally because EV news for NA hasn't been good but I still have other lithium holdings. Kinda kicking myself, but lithium itself hasn't really moved in a month so I'm not trusting the current uptrend. I'm up on ALTM so whatever, if my mother would give the $800 i lent her back today I might FOMO into an index.

the jews are propping up the market today for their feb performance numbers
the dip being jewishly stopped was proof of this
tomorrow everything sells off 5%

>>57776068
Well, good. Rising tides and boats and all that.

It is often said that the female belch is the highest form of sexual energy. Bullish for KO

SPY is running nicely. Will help ease the anxiety as I hold DELL calls into earnings.

Fuck it, I'm buying more SOUN puts

All you had to do was listen

>>57776068
>net worth
>off day change
okay.

>AMD
nice

even SHOT is fucking rising today

my sqqq

>>57775619
I need to smell her entire ass

I lost 2k GAMBLOOING options again.

I'm too ADHD for that shit - never again.

>>57775878
I
BOUGHTED
MOAR
so maybe ur onto something because I have been BEARISH AF for TWO YEARS and now I am BUYING ERDAY.

Time to buy anime figures with my gains.

>>57776160
Lol I remember watching it break into 6$ range

>>57776189
>I have been BEARISH AF for TWO YEARS
how are you still alive?

just buy guys, just buy

All this defense stock talk and no mention of NOC, what's not to like?

Can someone please explain why AMD is pumping so hard? Worse guidance which got instaslurped. And it is pumping more on NVDA's earnings than NVDA. It's at PE of 350 for god's sake. Why isn't NVDA trading at PE of 350?
NVDA unlike AMD gave good guidance and a significantly better growth. Their products are trouncing AMD's.
So why is AMD pumping so much more? Shouldn't NVDA pump to AMD's level?
Just so weird

>>57775983
thanks for the liquidity.

>>57776160
Leveraged ETF's give me heartburn.

>>57776200
I mostly just swing NATGAS AND OIL so don't really give too much fucks what
>THA MOORKATS
do. I made enough last summer to just fuck around while waiting for shoulder season.

>>57776205
The B-2 slim is bullshit.

>>57775840
Had I sanity I’d sell something l of those and recoupe my cost basis, leave the rest to make money on. 506.7x target give or take. I’m lazy

THE
HOUR
SHALL
BE
SOUR
O
U
RUGERS ARE GREAT GUNS THOUGH

Bullish or bearish for dell?

>>57774156

>>57776245
120 next week ez

>>57776191
What figgies are you gonna buy?

I just sold off my entire portfolio, made a 30% gain since October 2023, which Id say is a successful trade entry and exit.

I suspect we will crab downward until late april or may, negative news cycle, everything is topped off or at all time highs. Funds being vocal about selling, tech being vocal about downsizing employees, Fed being vocal about maintaining rates.

I'm out of the market until we get a sizeable correction, which hopefully is only a few short months away.

Going to spend my gains on a new car and some healthy food. Take care you degenerate gamblers, love you

>>57776250
BASED AND BALLIN BALMER PILLED

>>57776282
see you tomorrow faggot

>>57776282
Be prepared to lose money then. Interest rates won't be going up. People will be slowly shifting their assets from HYSA / Bonds to the stock market. Next few months we will continue to pump.

>>57776282
kick ass, BLESSED

>>57776282
'e sold?

>>57776282
Hol up what kinda car?

>>57776282
All that is already priced in, you walnut

>>57776341
Pump it

>>57776163
My entire net worth is in investments.

SNOW oversold?

>>57776342
When I touch 2 million I'm buying one.
>>57776282
Good luck, whether you're right or not, I respect the strategy and the discipline. I understand protecting your gains after this steroid fueled market has gone bonkers. How much is your portfolio valued?

>>57776379
where's the anon who bought SNOW puts? fucker must be happy

>>57776379
Possibly - also why is U so bad.

>>57776399
A weinermobile?

>>57775990
AMRS
Don’t buy it though, I only own it so we have something to talk about.

migrate
>>57776431
>>57776431

>>57776257
Pic related, Miku, and a couple Range Murata ones.

>>57776437
...

>>57776445
Wow you have a lot of gains then anon
Im waiting for the new Kurisu maybe

>>57776342

I'm thinking of picking up another AMG to add to the fleet, haven't decided on which one, I got all the staples already G63 CLS63, I really want a Brabus but I'm not going to pay half a million dollars for some body kits and a tune.

>>57776399
My Portfolio was valued at $250,000USD, I made approx $70,000 in returns since buying in October, so the market has far exceeded my expectations in that time frame, seems unusually high which is why I decided on selling now then picking up the remaining pennies infront of the steamroller. There is still money left on the table I'm sure, but the past few weeks had me keeping an eye on my portfolio and I decided to cash in my chips and enjoy the spring while I wait for a new entry.

>>57776201
WTF GUYS I SAID JUST BUY

>>57776437
You are a dumb nigger

>>57776477
>pic
holy based

>>57776477
I'm richer than you

>>57776425
You're goddamn right. A nigga in a weinermobile.
>>57776477
>$250,000USD
Do you get some sort of capital gains tax on that?

>>57776345
KEK
E
K

>>57776573
>>57776573
>>57776573
>>57776573
>>57776573
Migrate

Under PCE methodology, baker quality has never been better.

>>57776593
>>57776437
is /biz/ fuckin broken right now or what

someone please bake for real

>>57776593
fuck the undocumented migrants, i'm staying here.

>>57776593
But that isn't SMG. It's your own gay bullshit.

>>57776615
Apparently.

I'm not fucking baking

>>57776548
huma abedin has been hooking up with Alex Soros, you're probably going to need more than 2 million for her.

>>57776653

>>57776663
What is a huma abedin? Is that like hummus?

>>57776615
yes, selling my soxl and never coming back
F