/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is AT&T going out of business?

Next time remember NVDA is a fortress Bobo.

God fucking damn it.
I bought puts yesterday.
I'm actually seething mad.
Jim Cramer is laughing and smiling.
This is bullshit.
The numbers are fake.
The government is lying about the numbers.
GO DOWN YOU NIGGER BITCH

Thoughts on FUBO / AY

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

Buy RKLB instead of LUNR.

STUPIDER FOR LONGER

soon

>>57772490
Verification not required.

>>57772490
Thanks for playing.

$BIG up +35% in 5 days

you ARE still part of the 1%, RIGHT?

>>57772489
i FORGOR

>>57772507
rope baggie

>>57772495
Too late for that, already bagholding lunnies. Can't wait to see how they spectacularly fuck up the next landing lol.

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>Bloomberg Markets

>@markets
>Equity haters got all dressed up for PCE data, and then found nowhere to go https://trib.al/vxjgpI4
>journalism

>NYCB

>>57772533
NIGGERS
>tongue
MY
AXON
X
O
NIGGER SHOCKERS

>AMD
finally got its shit together I guess, or is it just going to bounce off 185 again

we need a black swan. we need a depression tbqh

>>57772528
>Too late for that

>>57772527
Everyone's a baggie where we're going faggot

>>57772546
good morning

>>57772489
I'm still going to buy puts

>>57772571
not me

>>57772564
we need hot women with large asses to sit on our faces

it's crashing

Oh look at that, cratering below the opening, huh

>>57772495
buy why
both seem shit

>>57772592
wrong

>>57772571
>xlf
>kre
>jpm
>iwm
There's you short. Don't forget to buy the dip this time.

What the fuck is happening to COIN

rip my fucking spy calls

>>57772604
you sure?

>>57772546
I'm mixed on this. its certainly got the jews behind it.
Two thoughts not sure if related. They're trying to take Trump tower from Trump to pay his "court" fees.
Lets say he defrauded, but he's Trump so he's been defrauding the least, and is remarkably underleveraged, relative to your average NY jew landlord.

write or wrong
if it goes through, and sets a precedent of fraud, this tanks New York
if it gets appealed it proves New York is hostile to business and if you wish to do business there you need to be equipped with due political bribes.

Do you financially help your family?
I've probably given over $1000 to my mother, father and brother each

I know they love me but I feel like I'm the cashcow of the family, since I'm the one with zero debt, no wife/kids and who's living very frugally. My brother lost his job and I have to pay his rent now. I've been feeling really unwell mentally because of this.

>SOUN pumped hard on Tuesday
>All from news that Nvidia invested in them....in 2017
>Their investment went down hard, is now worth $3.7 million
>Earnings report is today

>>57772587
Man that one's GOOD

>>57772651
paying for your parents is one thing, paying for your brother is cuck behavior.

>>57772579
Good Stocks go up until Bear capitulation. As if Bears would actually be allowed to make money. The one time a Bear actually did the market priced it in so hard everytime he writes a Put the market pumps.

MARA bros... :'3

Good morning /smg/

MY FUCKIN SOXS IS DUMPING!!!! wtf?!
>>57772651
Quit being a floor mat; put your foot down and demand people change for the better.
Pussy bitch.

>>57772651
thats it?
Gramps keeps a $10k emergency fund for my moron mother.

>>57772651
Sucks man, gotta learn how to say no unfortunately. Family really isn't shit in the long run except forced friends. Go on a walk today and listen to a finance podcast pretend they don't exist for a while.

>>57772651
depends if you're close or not, and whether they are trying to improve their situation. don't do it if they are drug addicts.

>>57772691
Morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1xM-r4TF6Q

>>57772488
If their cell network keeps getting hacked and they have to pay for all those lead cables, probably.

>>57772651
Nah, my family is on top of their shit. Though, my sister was doing a side project kickstarter and I donated like $700 to that.

>>57772713
Good Morning!

>>57772720
https://youtu.be/Bni7CRKOhC4?si=3GcDA-VtebLm8W3B

I thought PCE was good?

>>57772651
>crying over 1k help per member of your immediate family

Damn, how poor are you? Also why are white people like this? you dorks have such lite family bonds that a tiny amount of money to keep your brother from being homeless makes you want to cry? Good lord.

>>57772739
Bad morning

>>57772720
Based and turn of the millennium angst pilled.

>>57772738
>side project kickstarter
It's ok, this is /smg/, you can admit it was her OnlyFans.

>>57772741
Services are still inflating out of control.
Core prices still increasing 0.4% A MONTH.

>>57772753
Oh no, my art hobby is photography and I just shot for hers instead of throwing money at it. You'd be surprised how little effort most girls put in and how easy it is to eclipse that.

>>57772631
Bitcoin mooned to 60k bc of the expected halving and the newly issued Bitcoin ETFs January.

>>57772745
Have fun being a doormat.

ohonono it started to dump

>>57772651
Ive given and loaned my brother ~100k & gave mom ~300k when i shouldnt have (long story). But then I borrowed the 300k back to buy my house so i'm paying it back in payments.

Bank jews fear banking within the family.

>>57772651
I wouldn't disown them because the inheritance would receive would outweigh the current costs. Otherwise I would.

>>57772174
You're welcome guys!

>>57772779
>keeping your brother from being homeless after losing his job is being a doormat
Holy fuck you people are retards. No wonder white people are disappearing.

>>57772772
I reckon it'll be worth $100k in about two more weeks

>>57772645
George soros bought into NYCB, that's all you need to know. If that literal super villain Jew has a stake in it, it's literally impossible for it to go under. This is free money and you're missing out at cheapies if you sit on the sidelines now.

>>57772810
why are you so obsessed with white people?

>>57772631
>>57772772
I get their fundamentals are shit but it's still surprising miners have whiffed the past couple days. They're all flat or down while COIN, HOOD, and fucking MSTR are keeping up with BTC.

>>57772720
Sounds like something out of Tony Hawk Underground 2, I like it.

>>57772810
Then the next month "hey hey anon i'm sorry would you be able to help me again this month?"
>repeat until oop is broke
That 1k is for slurping.

>>57772847
Personally speaking, I'd be willing to help family for as long as they needed. So long as they were actually improving themselves, in some way.
Family is huge, you retards don't get it.
t. 5 sibilings

>>57772833
Because it is white people that do that.

>>57772845
Two fun facts: The Offspring are somehow *still* around and making music a la Green Day. And the lead singer has a PhD in molecular biology or some shit.

>>57772507
>bobo unironically 2weeks-posting
Bullish.

>>57772847
>de dont even season ther chickin

>>57772817
well he's the short rat hole for the rothschilds. so I presume he's buying in as a way to cause strife. it is a way to get solid leverage however.
Assuming the bank doesn't go insolvant etc... they're the note holders for a lot of distressed nyc real estate. So by buying in to the bank he can get first dibs on their notes. and buy NYC RE for pennies on the dollar

>PCE
So what happened with this? im from the EU. This is my hope to get a dip.
The fuck is going on? no more bearish news? Cuckin just thretened with nuclear world war 3 and nothing. Fuck this shit mate. Nothing will ever crash. BTC to 999k. Youll be fucking sidelined im going to fucking FUUUUCK IVE BEEN DEALING WITH FAGGOTS CALLING TOPS SINCE 2020 NOO THE WORLD IS ENDING NOO MUH WW3 NOOO MUH INFLATION HARD LANDING CRASH NOONONONONON DO NOT BUY NOOOO FUCK YOU MEEN FUCK YOU YU HAV A PROBLEM IN YUM BRAIN YOUR FATHER AND YUR MATHER IN THE NAAIIT FUFKUFKFUFKFU AND YU CRYYYYYYY SEE FUKFUFFUK AHAAAAAAA JAISOFAJO

>some bot spamming wcdonalds edits on biz
yep seen this before. 2025 will have a brutalass crash. Bank stocks are going to bust and tech layoffs will accelerate. Time to go into monero before jerome takes us to 7 percent interest.

>>57772507
what does this even mean?

>I bought outs on SOUN; 5$ 03/01 expy

>>57772895
>monero
>not USD
Lmao cryptotards are so brain broken

>PCE
So what happened with this? im from the EU. This is my hope to get a dip.
The fuck is going on? no more bearish news? Cuckin just thretened with nuclear world war 3 and nothing. Fuck this shit mate. Nothing will ever crash. BTC to 999k. Youll be fucking sidelined im going to fucking FUUUUCK IVE BEEN DEALING WITH FAGGOTS CALLING TOPS SINCE 2020 NOO THE WORLD IS ENDING NOO MUH WW3 NOOO MUH INFLATION HARD LANDING CRASH NOONONONONON DO NOT BUY NOOOO FUCK YOU MEEN FUCK YOU YU HAV A PROBLEM IN YUM BRAIN YOUR FATHER AND YUR FATHER IN THE NAAIIT FUFKUFKFUFKFU AND YU CRYYYYYYY SEE FUKFUFFUK AHAAAAAAA JAISOFAJO

>>57772898
It means two weeks

>>57772895
I did some schizo Excel exploration of FRED data and Q2 25 is it. No, I will not elaborate further.

uranium is going out of business again this morning

>>57772887
poor kids probably gotta sell crack to support his 3 baby mammas.

>>57772898
something something jpow is a bobo

>>57772651
>father is top sheckle lord
>sister learned from him but earns pennies when he earned mountains, is a money hoarder
>mother lives off of father, money burns a hole in her pocket
I am fortunate i do not have to send money to my family.

>>57772837
no point being exposed to shitty miners when you have the ETFs if you want exposure to the underlying or COIN/MSTR for beta plays

>>57772925
>none of the clocks have any hands
like just euthanize the clocks instead of giving them disability checks every month

Wtf MARA is a piece of shit

>>57772895
why not go cash?

>>57772970
do you know who my dad is?>>57772651
>https://youtu.be/-AvXFDOYiOI?feature=shared

for my own mental health i better just not look at my folio again til tmrw...

>>57772914
>US dollars
you dont own your dollars anyways. What are you gonna do put it in a bank?
>sorry anon we are going out of business, your account has been moved to JPMorgan chase
>sorry anon, JPMorgan chase policy says you cant use your dollars
>just use another bank... oh wait there are none

>the pump is already starting to fade again

not a good look mumu

Approving Bitcoin ETFs was a big mistake.

>>57772997
how pozzed are you?

>>57772999
feeling this

Everything is going to be okay. :)

Why the fuck is AMD pooomping?

>>57773027
You wish, go buy bankrupt tickers and hold them to zero.

>>57773019
>pump
lol this is just a crab

The anon below this post is GAY; he enjoys sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass.

>>57773031
very

>>57773010
kek, thanks anon

good morning

>rest of the world starts falling into recession
>causing the US to pump

Just realized HALO has a SCHWAB A RATING

witnessed

first for female natural gas

>>57773034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kMZ23T9VHE

>>57773079
Member Halo Infinite?

>LAAC
I shouldn't have sold that call with a strike of $5

>>57773109
Sounds like a fan mod. There is only Halo 1-3 and ODST.

>>57773047
>>57773056
...well we already knew that.

>>57773014
Okay, psycho.
>>57773027
Short BTC, easiest short out there. Aside from NVDA
>>57773081
saved
>>57773087
>first for female natural gas
>tfw

>>57773087
Based

what kind of retard isn't at least 50% in on btc right now

>>57773120
LAC had even more of a pop. Built up shorts maybe? Or are their mines actually better?

>>57773081
>>57773130
sometimes the universe just gives you one

The anon below this post is a little girl.

>>57773140
The people who know bitcoin is going to zero

>>57773147
interesting. they're pretty much the same company but LAAC is the argentina division, not sure why there's a big difference

Btc is going to 102k

>>57773140
>bro buy my internet funny money bro
no thank you I am a straight male

plunge protection team, do not abandon us, nooooooo

>>57772651
Believe it or not, wealth comes in the form of having a supportive structure around you. If you feel that your family is using you for money then they aren't being supportive. If your family is just in a dire situation but would help you when you are at your weakest, then its good to "invest" your money into it. Money comes and goes, but family is forever, just gotta choose if its worth the investment.

stocks to 0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PvHoYZaPZc

not gonna get shook out of SQQQ on this fake and gay pump

The MARAping continues

>>57773204
MARApists on death row

I WANNA BE A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE. GIVE ME THE NEXT NVDIA THAT I CAN YOLO CALLS OPTIONS RIGHT FUCKING NOW! RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOW!

if I just put my money in indexes and bonds and not even contribute to them I should have 4-6million by the time I am 60

>>57773218
psssttt.... LAAC

>>57772467
You know we're in a bubble when that garbage PLTR is at $25 with 273 P/E ratio.

DIESEL IS BACK BABY

>>57773218
no :)

>>57773231
how fuckin boring, you wont even be the top 1% in 30 years. Currently its about 5.7M

>>57773218
SAS
it's at 0.082 now
touch it if you have gigaballs

>>57773232
>Argentina Lithium company
NO!

>>57772651
Nah. My parents are economically comfortable and won't ever take actual money from me anyways. I still buy them stuff and invite them out for a meal when I can.

My sister is an art school freeloader and can go fuck herself tho. My dad could have retired 10 years earlier were it not for her

Why is AMD pumping? And why isn't NVDA following?

I made a smart buy last week, sold a couple days later because FUD etc and didnt know enough about company to begin with and some other stocks seemed smarter at the moment. Then original stock runs 20% a week later. It hurts bros. I've lived this scenario more than once now this year. How do you not kys in this kind of situation?

>>57773218
The uranium shortfall hasn't been solved but sentiment has been shrekt. DNN calls could be fun.

>>57772999
If you're gonna invest in cryptoshit at least do it directly through the actual assets and not some related company

>>57773274
Learn from it Mr. Tissue Paper Hands. I usually buy in lots of 10 or 100. If i get FUD or doubt, I sell half. I also have an exit strat before i even buy. Try that one first.

Reply to this post if you would be richer if you had never gotten into option trading

>>57773231
Now adjust for inflation.

No, no, not the nice and easy 2% inflation of America's golden age. The 4-10% collapse inflation.

>>57773232
>lithium
Isn't that, like, over?
>>57773253
>DIESEL IS BACK BABY
TUSHY SQUEEZE

>>57773266
AMD discovered that AI is fake, and actually gay too

>>57773215
Short sellers exiting aggressively

>>57773274
You load up a new position and EAT THE PAIN.

>>57773263
Buy signal.

>>57773261
I currently make $350k base salary right now (working two swe jobs) been working 2 jobs for almost 3 years now. if i can work a 2 more years I can get that invested amount to probably 600k

I made a smart stock buy last week, sold a couple days later because FUD etc and didnt know enough about company to begin with and some other stocks seemed safer at the moment. Then original stock runs 20% a week later. It hurts bros. I've lived this scenario more than once now this year. How do you not kys in this kind of situation? I think maybe I just need more capital so I can play more positions at once and not sell early. That and to stop reading opinions of others maybe.

>SOUN

>>57772651
yes, but never again. now i can say i just spent all my money on stocks

>>57773300
dios mio

>>57773300
underrated

WHY IS BITCOIN GOING DOWN!!!!!

>>57773311
what do you do, if you dont mind me asking.

>>57772938
:(

Sold my ADSK.
I don’t care what happens I made 30% already.
Earnings Play of the Day is canceled indefinitely.

>>57773338
HE GETS PAID TO LIE TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET!!!

>>57773300
2x leverage leaves inflation in the dust

>>57773266
Bobo here. NVDA delivered, AMD is just talk, mystique, just floating, there is no anchoring anymore. If it was to go to real value it would drop to 30.

>>57773338
two software engineering jobs...
software engineering

>>57773328
to even better measure how "real inflation" is fucking you in the ass take a real estate unit that you'd desire to live in and check its price nowadays compared to the the approximate price it cost around 1994...

>>57773076
Triffin Dilemma playing out in real time

QT resolves domestic inflation, but drives demand internationally for USD as it's needed to service ever increasing debt (see the ongoing rise in DXY).
Taper too much and countries become insolvent due to unavailability of USD. If too many fail, we get a global depression, which impacts the US even harder due to the trade deficit it's been forced to run.

The last time DXY rose too high in the 80's, US/Britain/France/Germany/Japan agreed to artificially bail each other out and weaken the dollar to maintain US hegemony (Plaza Accord)

>>57773300
we've already averaged ~4% inflation since 1970 - and that's if you believe the CPI is accurate
even 1913-1970 was ~2.6%

Can any analysts here do me a solid and take a look at LXU? Trying to go all in on an earnings play since it looks ripe for a windfall.

>>57773338
He engineers the software, duh.

>>57773300
>$160 for a burger & fries
I could be making an extra $5000 a week flipping burgers and serving french fries.

This is some retard shit happening to MARA right now. Why the fuck would it be down 16% after decent earnings

>>57773079
Yep, I boughted because of that.

Everytime I get greedy I get burned. I bought 508 SPY calls today as a pure gamble and it tanks. Pigs really do get slaughtered.

>>57773311
wow i cant believe you guys have so little money despite these high paying jobs. im a semi-neet working 20 hours a week for 30k a year and own my own condo and have this much from investing in semis

can a waterpik also be used as a bidet?

>>57773390
>we've already averaged ~4% inflation since 1970 - and that's if you believe the CPI is accurate
>even 1913-1970 was ~2.6%
and that would be purely statistical price inflation.
not to mention that package sizes have become smaller and smaller and food more poisonous and less nutritious...
by that measure "worsening of wellbeing and bang for buck" inflation might have gone up by several thousand percents.

>>57773416
only if you turn it up to 10

>>57773405
Yeah I dumped my calls for a 60 percent loss this morning when it was a little under 30 still. Glad I didn't hold. Weird stock.

>>57773405
>btc pumps for 3 months straight
>still don't make money
>halving coming

>>57772701
Would, all four

>>57773416
>>57773425
Actually that'd probably be more like an enema than a bidet.

>>57773367
not everyone know what your acronyms are, you snarky fuck. nonetheless, thank you for sharing.

What do you guys think of SOXX? Looking for a long term tech ETF.

Stock buybacks are often done at inopportune times, in these instances returning profits to the shareholder through dividends are more appropriate

>>57773417
Based anon. Did you simply acquire shares, or buy options?

>>57773410
You still got time but it doesn't look great.

>>57773231
70/30's got disproven a while ago.
The reason for stocks is power. If you don't have enough for power. You're contributing to a fund that wants power. Bonds are interesting. I'd be 60/40 bonds/stocks if I had your timeframe.

>>57773460
so we shorting Salesforce?

>>57773417
Same. I guess anons have a family. Being single I don't spend much at all even paying 2k for rent.

Plunge?
Protected!

>>57773458
check BAKA
more liquid, weekly options chain

>>57773478
>check BAKA
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

ESS EMM AITCH
TICKER S M H

DXY close to breaking overnight highs

Should I move to Austin TX now that I'm a pozzhole faggot?

You can't spell trader without retard.

>>57773496
Welcome, newfriend. Now git out.

>>57773410
Im 1 week red on 0dte spy
Like what are the odds

>>57773509
no stay in portland

So what'll happen to BIG?
Will it pump a bit more till earnings the 7th and right before that everyone will leave the burning building?

>>57773509
Where do you actually live you bag holder faggot?

>>57773516
listen here you little shit

>Have Nvidea puts
>They get fucked
>Have Coinbase calls
>They get fucked

FUCK ME HARDER DADDY

>>57773517
>>57773463
I am not a 0dte guy and I see why now. It seems like once the market opens it just crabs in-between a certain dollar amount until theta eats the premium to nothing. I remember reading an article about how hedge funds made billions a year writing these contracts.

I wonder if AMD would be good to buy back into?

>>57773559
I live in a van down by the river.

>>57773499
DXY will test 115 when the market realizes they're not going to cut rates until CPI is 2%

>>57773566
I though market makers don't take directional risk?

>>57773512

>>57773563
>Not knowing about the antediluvian word filters
baka desu senpai you roodypoo

>>57773597
Where in his post did he say market makers?

>new video computer only up 2%
It's joever isn't it?

>>57773300
>>57773328
What even is the point of buying passive dividend etfs if inflation just inflates our gains away no matter what? Am i just a brainlet or is this really fucked beyond repair?

>>57773608
BTC is the meme trade now, AI is passe

>>57773306

>>57773566
>It seems like once the market opens it just crabs in-between a certain dollar amount until theta eats the premium to nothing.
emergence of 0dte caused this
now indices are a solved game
>I remember reading an article about how hedge funds made billions a year writing these contracts.
wait until you read/hear the early story of a middle aged woman called "karen, the supertrader" (paraded by tastytrade once)
instead of opening a bagel shop she created a hedgefund (no idea how that's possible without licencing in the US) and sold "le premium" while the markets were trending up for half a decade straight...
have you become a multi millionaire instead of baking and selling bagels, anon?

>Finally, the indexes differ in how they account for changes in the basket. This is referred to as the formula effect, because the indexes themselves are calculated using different formulae. The details can get quite complicated, but the gist of the matter is that the PCE tries to account for substitution between goods when one good gets more expensive. Thus, if the price of bread goes up, people buy less bread, and the PCE uses a new basket of goods that accounts for people buying less bread. The CPI uses the same basket as before (again, roughly; the details get complicated).

WHat kind of bullshit is that PCE faggotry?

>>57773617
Dividends markedly outpace inflation unless your strictly buying yield traps

>>57773343
>Earnings Play of the Day is canceled indefinitely.
Aw man, why?

Anyone still holding SKYT? I remember they were a hot topic last year, but they really haven't taken off like other semi companies. I sold in the summer but maybe isn't a bad time to buy back in.

>>57773624
There was a guy on leddit with portfolio margin that did nothing but sell puts on indeces and large cap tech with full leverage. Turned $100k into $5MM. He's down 50% over the past 12 months after he retired kek

>>57773645
Dividends are for incestuous families.

>>57773394
Are they tied to fertilizer (aka NAT GAS) prices?

>>57773673
>Dividends are for incestuous families.
Cool it with your antisemitism.

>>57773460
Don't care, still full porting AMR.

WHY IS BYND STILL FUCKING PUMPING AAAAGH

>>57773652
I stay away from tickers that people shill at ATH and then stop spamming when the stock drops massively. Shows people have no conviction and just bragging about their one position that happened to pay off

>>57773681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIw2O_iucRg

>>57773681
>>57773681
Based.

COIN is getting fucked in the ass

im gonna sell my soxl

>>57773161
>>57773182
COPE

>>57773673
incest is hot

>>57773709
How the fuck did he write this joke like 20 years before the Bidens took power?

>>57773712
>scares all your customers by breaking view in an update
>boomers/genxers are using ETFs to buy buttcorns with their 401ks
saw this coming

>>57773712
Glad to see that after billions of dollars of funding, collecting insanely high fees, and 10 years of being in the business, Coinbase is still a piece of shit platform

>>57772898
It means bobo season soon

>>57773617
Dividends are a relic from when selling shares was a massive and expensive pain in the ass. They still bait idiotic boomers though, same as treasury bonds. Their brains are stuck in the 1950's and 60's.

Their future underperformance is part of the wealth transfer of the great reset.

>>57773645
Growth stocks markedly outpace inflation unless your strictly buying bad stocks

>>57773640
The government is not competent and benevolent, it is self-preserving.

MOON MAN MACHINES

looking real toppy

>>57773624
>>57773655
I mean, I feel like I should rage... but if people are gonna gamble on out of the money options near expiry, the house is gonna always win. Might as well be the house

>sell puts on indeces and large cap tech with full leverage

Kek. If this dude fucks up his timing and the market tanks, he's gonna be living in a cardboard box.

>>57773701
Yea, I agree overall. I just wonder if smaller cap semi companies (that had help via CHIPS) still have room for significant growth or if the big dogs (NVDA, and to a lesser extent AMD and Intel) have too big a seat at the table. I know they had plans for expansion as of last year, but the stock seems to be stuck in the mud as of now.

>>57773716
why?

>>57773753
Growth stocks leverage growth with debt, which is de facto shorting the dollar. Debt is a scary word for midwit boomers, Even Warren Buffett has realized the folly of chasing cash flow and dividends a long time ago

Muuuuuuuuuu muuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>57773832
YAMERO

>>57773640
Will the PCE just cut out Cocoa and Orange Juice cause people will substitute that with.....??

I hope you bozos who kept asking yesterday if NOW was a great time to jump into Coinbase and miners took my advice and stayed away.

>>57773733
>Before the Bidens
Joe's been in Washington since the fucking 70s for fuck's sake.

>>57773803
He's getting pretty close to losing it all. He started trading in 2020 and profited from a time of very high implied vol relative to realized vol. He apparently sold far OTM puts on PANW and 1/4 a million on that alone

>>57773862
Yeah, but he was just taking kickbacks from his time as the senator for the totally real and not just a business tax haven state of Delaware. Also fucking the babysitter.

>>57773675
Probably, why? Their costs go up? I’m just looking at ammonium nitrate and the semiconductor exposure and thinking earnings are going to be insane, so thanks for the reality check

>>57773883
>Also fucking the babysitter
You mean his wife?

>>57773857
Corn syrup and... corn syrup.

S&P just went negative

>>57773899
Tomato, tomato.

XOM, SQQQ

YES DIEEEE MARA DIEEEEEEE
YES DIEEEE BITF DIEEEEEEE

>>57773905
adjusted for real inflation, the S&P 500 is in a bear market

>>57773893
Well they're competing with CF, NTR, IPI, those companies. So the recent relentless selloff in natural gas means a really low price floor.

:(

what just caused this sudden massive dump?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just made a cool 50k profit shorting this shit.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm taking the day off.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
See you guys.

>>57773937
people realized you have to sell to make a profit

>>57773937
Gotta troll the options gambloors.

>>57773901
I actually thought about Shit and Piss (the S&P)

>>57773925
You only adjust a market for inflation if you are a faggot that is holding forever in hopes it goes up eternally. Look at the FTSE 100. That is a market. You have a ponzi.

>>57773753
>>57773820
dividends are definitely worse in the modern era but are better to hold through recessionary/crab/stagflation periods
just because we've been in permabull mode since 08 doesn't mean we will be forever

>>57773716
Based horse girl enthusiast.
>>57773744
The effects will be lagging. But yes that bandaid will be gone from the regional banks. Don't shoot your load all at once and try to front run.

>>57773971
not even the chinese want to IPO in london bruv

I just sold all my sqqq and went full tqqq an hour ago
Oh shit
Oh fuck
Oh god
Ah shit
I’m on 2 of 3 day trades

>>57773949
Post proof or fuck off

another 10 mstr shares under 1k

>>57773973
Sorta. You really want pricing power at the very least, companies that can hike as fast as inflation.

>>57773979
fucking white people and their mental illnesses

>>57773753
>Dividends are a relic from when selling shares was a massive and expensive pain in the ass. They still bait idiotic boomers though, same as treasury bonds. Their brains are stuck in the 1950's and 60's.

Dividends weren't subject to the federal income tax until the 1950s. That's why the payout ratio and yields were so high back then. They made perfect sense for rich people looking to live off of their investments.

>>57774006
Without us there's no stock market, no smg, no tripcodes.

>NVDA
I've seen this one before

>core prices 0.4%
how are we green today lmao

I'm hungry

>>57774039
>Dividends weren't subject to the federal income tax until the 1950s.
>Nothing was subject to the federal income tax until the 1910s.

>>57773858
Super Earth Ship Purveyor of Justice

Looking fresh today

>>57774042
>no stockmarket
huh? So you made it but others control it? That's poor.

This market makes me want to sleep with whores and write poems about how their cunts are terrible.

>>57774044
Feels like a repeat of 2021 desu, just buy a random small cap shitco and you 2x in a couple of months

>>57774044

>>57774054

Not quite. The current US income tax is its third inception. It was ruled unconstitutional the first two times, hence the need for a constitutional amendment.

>>57774062
I don't make the rules.

>>57774039
>>57774094
fuck the IRS

>>57774100
That's not the Mikky Way Galaxy, anon.

>>57774072
That seems kinda gay

>>57774094
I know, but the joke flowed better.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

Fucking populists, man.

I wanna keep reinvesting in NVDA weeklies but I know the house of cards is gonna come down eventually.

>>57774044
Read this about PCE >>57773640
>hus, if the price of bread goes up, people buy less bread, and the PCE uses a new basket of goods that accounts for people buying less bread. The CPI uses the same basket as before (again, roughly; the details get complicated).
Haha

Source:
https://www.clevelandfed.org/publications/economic-trends/2014/et-20140417-pce-and-cpi-inflation-difference

>>57774021
>>57774021
>>57774021

>>57774085
>>57774100
wow

>>57774145
Simulation

Should I sell all my shares and invest in a safe 20% yearly return?

Don't have a lot, roughly 2k into fractional shares of.
NVDA
MELI
AMD
YPF

I also considered crypto, but I don't know much about it.

>>57774197
No with only 2k port, you need to start using 10% of your monthly income into whatever you think a "safe 20% yearly return".
>doesn't exist
Crypto is cool never get anything other than eth and btc if your trying to invest, $ibit is even better for you.

>>57774081
why not just buy mstr? its tied to btc performance with leverage + fasb hype + biggest ln provider (if btc becomes a means of payment no one can frontrun saylor) + earnings + halving + etf gigapoompers

im dca'ing everyday anything under 1k but i may YOLO because we are clearly in a clown bull market and there is still a blowofftop brewing

>>57774235
>$ibit is even better for you.
If you like $ibit, why not $bitx?

MRNA holders just suffer and suffer.

>>57772518
wait the rich got 12% richer in just a year?
How? Is this compound growth? Or is the raised interest rates benefiting them?

>>57774510
Because so far the performance is almost matched and i don't need the leverage.

>>57772488
>>57772731
reminder that AT&T is a major partner of the NSA (see Titanpointe) and the hack was likely tied to that

>>57774643
>Is this compound growth? Or is the raised interest rates benefiting them?
yes

>>57775212
Nice, I thought it strange how could they raise interests if it was universally bad. It just helps accelerate wealth concentration, so a few are indeed benefiting.