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Company is asking for vaccine card but I'm not vaxxed, what do I do. I need the job.

>> No.57760410

>>57760373
Start looking for other jobs now retard

>> No.57760415

Stop taking health advice from pol schizos

>> No.57760416

just say you left it with your previous job. distract them with something else and bluff them they'll forget about it eventually

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>>57760373
fitting

>> No.57760441

>>57760435

Lol

>> No.57760450

5 minutes in a photo editor and make one up? Are zoomies this clueless??

>> No.57760459

>>57760373
Get a good fake. Worst case scenario, they throw you out anyways, best case scenario they fall for it and you get the job.

Having a 20% chance is better than having no chance.

>> No.57760484

>>57760450
>>57760459
This is what I'm wondering, what details do I need to fake it

>> No.57760523

>>57760373
just tell them you lost it and act really confused like someone must have stolen it

>> No.57760525

>>57760373
Just get vaccinated you scared trash.

>> No.57760699

>>57760373
you SHOULD NOT just print out a pdf of a vaccine card, fill it out. take a picture (then a screenshot of that picture on your computer) claiming you lost the card.

Then DO NOT Simply say that you believe in vaccines but not forcing anything on anyone so you didn't prioritize keeping the card around

Don't be retarded enough to do this, its probably not okay.

>> No.57760755

>>57760416
this. delay until they forget about it
also find a new job at a non-faggot company

>> No.57760757
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>>57760699
>>57760523
>>57760484
How do I make sure the lot numbers are accurate

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>>57760373
go to the clinic for the jab and pay the nurse $20 to not give it to you

>> No.57760935

>>57760373
LMAO Where the fuck do you live? did you time travel to 2021?

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>>57760935
dumbass

>> No.57761040

>>57760373
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh you fool...you were WARNED. We TOLD YOU just get the vax in 2021...but no, you knew best...thought it had all gone away.
NO VAX CARD? NO ENTRY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>> No.57761078

Just tell them you lost it. I did get vaxxed and literally don’t know where my card is because no one’s asked for it in years.

>> No.57761096

>>57760373
What country?

>> No.57761132

>>57761040
based

>> No.57761145

>>57760757
>he didn't use people on social media posting their cards to form a database of local batches and manufacturers from his area he could reasonably have received in 2020/2021
NGMI

>> No.57761163

>>57760373
Get the vaccine you fucking retard.

>> No.57761192

>>57760757
>>57761096
What fucking country? I might be able to help. Check in, fag

>> No.57761405

>>57760373
what fucking vaccine?

>> No.57761447
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>>57760373
Tell them you lost it

>> No.57761580

>>57761447
>In christ, chad
kek, I'll start using this from now on

>> No.57761617

>>57760373
wait until your boss is not at his desk then take a massive shit on his desk. then block him on everything and obviously never go there again.

>> No.57761641

>>57760525
Get fucked, kike