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SECOND FOR SOFT LANDING

>>57760134
>you know who else bakes?

the market's been crabbing
so could this be the top?
i expect that my stocks
will do a belly flop

Also, LUNR.
Simple as.

Bear faggots are in constant cope mode. Is AI still a bubble you fucking dumbasses? I'm going to keep asking this well into the future even after Bobos lose their jobs to AI. Fucking dumb queers.

it's over, go home

Yeah you mentally ill niggers need to take your lithium lmao.

https://twitter.com/altryne/status/1762911397048991924

BABA bros, we are so back.

9th and also dubs for throwing jannies into the sun

Five day horizontal consolidation over time period is over.
Off to new ATHs for the S&P 500.
"Experts" will tell you that this is perfectly normal and how indices have behaved always.

BYND TANK ALREADY YOU STUPID FUCKING BUGMEAT

>>57760162
Authenticate.

>>57760205
SPY 666 LFG

>>57760166
>currently up by $5
POHHH BOY

looks like rocker caught a ban

>>57760162
You're supposed to be dead Munger

>>57760215
THIS

LUNR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa2n2-_hLPM

>>57760162
Not the real poem anon, he spoke in haikus. Also he was a massive faggot who I hope never comes back and hopefully kills himself.

>>57760202
There's room for improvement.

>>57760162
p...poem anon?

>>57760134
22nd for tilray pomp

>>57760260
>Also he was a massive faggot who I hope never comes back and hopefully kills himself

Reminder to the retard seething about dividends last thread that your capital appreciation doesn't fucking matter either. Only total return matters, and if you roll the dice on a stock which doesn't pay a dividend you are more likely going to get less total returns than someone who rolled the dice on a stock which pays a dividend. Don't care about your hypothetical where someone bought AT&T and you bought the next Apple while it was still just a dividend-less penny stock just because it fits your shitty non-existent argument. You want to talk about typical, we'll talk typical. Stocks are just gambling. Eat my bloody, fissure-ridden asshole.

Any of you nogs want a job?

>>57760275
shhhh let him rest

Plunge protection unhinged

>>57760260
>haikus
No

Pfizerbros… we pumpin

RKLB ONLY WENT DOWN 3,5% TODAY ALHAMDULILLAH

>>57759501

Shits too easy niggers. What do I do now ?

>>57760301
I stand by what I say, he had poems anyway suggesting he sucked dick. All fags kill themselves one way or another and go to hell, poem anon is no exception.

>LUNR only good news
>still crabbing

>>57760318
>>57760260
>>57760275
>>57760215

>>57760307
Bro those are some sad plastic bricks I tell ya huwhut.

>>57760324
I will only buy after the vaccine lawsuits go public.

I wish we had some actionable data to go off by instead of just hype bullshit and manipulated news articles

investing fucking sucks ass this generation, at least boomers relied on, you know, actual fucking business metrics.

Now everyone just chases hype and momentum, and so do the trading algorithms. So the only choice I have left now is to gamble with you retards, or buy a broad market ETF at the absolute highest its ever been evaluated at and hope my life savings dont vanish into thin air

hate this piece of shit fake ass market, even if I make 10% a year, it all feels so fake, and inflation made housing 200% more expensive in just a few short years so why even fucking bother

>He didn't authenticate the post.

>>57760273
https://twitter.com/_akhaliq/status/1762686467275464735

Check these, cat girls are going to be real.

>>57760375
>twitter link to an article linking to the actual paper
Kys Im shorting BABA because of this. Never invest in chink companies. You can't trust them.

Should I double down on Sofi?

>>57760361
That's just how it goes tubes, gotta keep chasing the hype.

>>57760334
>we won’t mention Jonathan nor King David.

>>57760361
Sounds like you lack patience anon.

>>57760215
How?

Slurped another 1k of GOOGL

>>57760462
Doxx yourself you stupid dip shit so I can come to your house and kill you for posting poems on /smg/ about sucking dick.

>>57760496
SHERIFFF!!!!!

>>57760481
oooof, sorry for you loss.

i like our poem anon
always brightens my day to see him cook up his little rhymes

>>57760481
Ew

>>57760481
was it frothy?

I started this week with 3500 shares of TGTX

its up like 30% today and now I only have 1000 shares

not like this petrobrasbros

>>57760481
Why would you impersonate Poem Anon? Let him rest in peace. It's not worth the (You)'s.

>>57760517
>>57760533
You guys seem butthurt. Good. Means I made the right move. How about you go buy more Apple and Nvidia.

>>57760403
All the video examples are in the replies.

>>57760552
>Petrobras
>Doesn't sell bras

>>57760561
I made money on puts (realized). Wish I kept them long but profit is profit.

>>57760560
You got the wrong man. How did I impersonate Poem Anon?

I just slurped UNH

im pretty confident that a week from now AXON will be under 300 again

>>57760462
Why would you impersonate Poem Anon? Let him rest in peace. It's not worth the (You)'s.

Where is the entire compilation of poems from Poem Anon?

>>57760623
i would share it but i made it into an NFT that you'll need to purchase

The (((retards))) at GOOG are fucking up my numbers. Are they doing the whole go-woke-go-broke thing or is this just a hiccup?

>>57760598
Yeah, idk must have clicked on the wrong post mb.

Surely there's no way MARA tanks with how well crypto has been doing right?

>>57760635
They just killed all the AI hype. Thanks for dragging US into a depression you retards

>>57760635
They are woke you idiot, this isn't just a phase! IT WILL NEVER END UNTIL ALL THE FROGS ARE GAY!!!

>>57760552
Fuck this, I'm investing in Heineken

>>57760631
At least a NFT composed of poems would be something worth buying, unlike a fucking monkey doing dumb faces.

$BIG BIG LOTS
Bears getting greedy on BIG. New data today: 6.9 million shares short, up 8%. Time to squeeze em boys

>>57760635
I have 120 shares, do I buy 100 more?

>>57760670
used to be you only had to worry about the tap water

>>57760666
>Everyone having fun with AI images and prompts.
>Google ruins it by pozzing it all up with niggers.
Checked. Thanks, Satan.

>>57760618
>>57760462
6 syllables per line, every line. it's him

kino kino kino

>>57760134
My retarded dog coins are giving me more return than the long stocks I purchased. FML

>>57760635
Sir you do not understand, we needed that money to pay tuitions.

>>57760561
I'm actually a longtime holder of both Applel and Google but I don't like either company much right now.

>>57760635
Their AI was a hilarious failure. It talks like how /pol/ depicts libtards, but its real. It unironically generated images of historical figures as racially diverse. It also supports pedophiles, says George Washington is part black, and hates Donald Trump. Its actually unreal.

>>57760703
did they release videwo?

>>57760723
Honestly, I have no clue why its not over $10 right now.

>>57760711
>The Viking of the Steppes

>>57760722
no they don't have video cameras onboard

>>57760703
Kino ai art. Hell I may go to the moon this weekend.

>>57760711
My favorite part was when someone asked Gemini to explain why it did that and it just came right out and said that it introduced diversity without being asked.

>>57760618
I mean how would you like me to authenticate? I have some ideas, but I'm open to suggestions
>>57760678
There's a whole collection of 60 poem NFTs
https://opensea.io/collection/stock-market-poems

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUU

>>57760711
>It talks like how /pol/ depicts libtards, but its real.
>assuming libtards didn't always think and talk this way
Yeah who would actually hold these asinine beliefs unless they were a libtard

>>57760701
He did not authenticate the post...

>>57760496
That's what you call insecure masculinity

>>57760744
AI does not even know what Nova-C looks like lol

>>57760766
Nice. You know, in portuguese literature there was a poet that got cucked with his brother, the dude was so broken and spent his days fucking whores until he died in jail with a bunch of STI´s, he would pay them with poems.

>>57760785
PPT got disbanded in 2019 and also was never real in the first place.

>>57760766
A specific image must be posted to authenticate.

>>57760808
I didn't realize /smg/ was an openly gay general

>>57760816
>the dude was so broken and spent his days fucking whores until he died in jail with a bunch of STI´s
Living in-vida loca

>>57760635
AI is all anybody wants to talk about and Google just shit the bed royally. It is an obvious lesson in the AI is only as good as the people who build it. Google just told the world they have a bunch of blue-haired genderweird baby kids crafting their AI. Nobody trusts that, especially the older people who have the cash to buy into it. They just lost a lot of TRUST that is going to be difficult to build back. If I owned the stock I'd be selling it.

>>57760708
Google is in a good position. All they need to do is fix Gemini and the stock will rocket. Mark my words.

>>57760342
It’s a highly sophisticated, interlocking, brick system as well as a fun investment.

>>57760675
>Heineken
FUCK THAT SHIT. PABST BLUE RIBBON.

>>57760824
you aren't going to gaslight me into believing numbers go up because people believe in the future of the American economy and industry

>>57760407
>student loan software with some investing options
unironically buy the dip, student loans won't pay themselves.

>>57760853
desu the kids being born today need Legos and not android/ios bullshit.

I'm always half in the market half in high interest account for trash days like today.

>>57760829
You mean this? Anyone could save and post this Apu. I've seen it posted in /sp/

>>57760496
Bro? Who hurt you? Get help. Get over it.

>>57760496
40828. Come on out. No need for an address we will all know the second an outsider is here.

>>57760815
That’s why someone told it fisheye lens, capeshit style, etc. etc. you telling me we can look at subatomic particles but not out a camera on our shit ?

>>57760847
I hope so, because the majority of their projects outside of their core stuff (search, Youtube) have been abject failures. They feel rudderless to me much the way Apple does.

>>57760836
They were actually quite good, hence how he made money from it

>>57760886
Where have you been? Don't ever leave like that again...

>up 620% on NVDA
Do I just hold this thing forever or?

>>57760162
Tell me what's in your portfolio. We spoke about this in the past and have the same position. Prove yourself poem anon.

>>57760847
actually what they need to do is fire all the browns and muslims and leftist women (80% of their workforce), and replace them with nerdy white and jewish men (a return to their roots)

>LUNR having the most transparent press conference
>mostly good news, doing tests, getting data
Seriously, why is this still at $6? Actually crazy.

>>57760886
>I've seen it posted in /sp/
We out here.

>>57760916
Kek, a man ahead of his times.

>>57760833
I'm not gay, but I'm not gonna get mad and threaten kill somebody writing a poem about sucking dick though I didn't know it was about that since I'm a nonnative and don't know what a belly flop is.

>>57760928
I don't know, do you hate money?

>>57760928
Cover your cost basis if you are unsure, that way it will be pure profit regardless if it goes up or down.

>>57760913
lol, okay, believe what you want, no AI image looks this good, its not CGI either

>>57760462
Post a train that matches your post number

by my calculations we have expanded the money supply 5x, so fairly valued companies are anything under 125 PE ratio
fire sale is now

>>57760824
You lied, they came right when I called

>>57760916
>Your cunt does not pass for honorable
Nice.

I'm going to assume BITO is a bitcoin etf

>>57760928
Yeah definitely don't take profits at any point. Diamond hands bro. The hedgies want your cheap shares.

>>57760990
>The hedgies want your cheap shares.

>>57760915
>that ID
Kek
>>57760928
Sell at 1000, be the resistance they never break out of before the ai bubble pops

I just shorted PANW with max leverage

>>57760916
>A million times whores have reigned

>>57760916
>>57760983
Ok this is all starting to make sense
>poem anon makes poems about sucking dick and people in this general love him
>anons posting literal woman hating "bitches and whores" poem from some loser who died being a prison bitch from STI's
/smg/ has serious issues with being in the closet and hating women

>>57760985
KEK BAGGIE

>>57761006
holy based

>>57760921
idk really, around I guess
>>57760930
I used to own a lot of QLD, but I've been selling it off lately. Is that what you're thinking of? Or was it that other stock? I hope you didn't buy the other stock...

>>57761006
>anon vs Pelosi
guess the outcome

>>57761041
You had a -99% bag you were holding?

>>57760874
Agreed

>>57760839
Seriously considering it. Fuck wokefags. At least MSFT is managing it somewhat. Up 100% on GOOG anyway. Its gonna poomp when I sell isn't it

>>57761054
Still go it. Now down to 1 share after reverse splits

>>57761032
smg has been out of the closet for years, newfag
(You) are correct about woman hating but that is warranted and should be encouraged even
particularly under current societal standards
buy CAT, DE, SCHD and COST

>>57761071
bruh

My IBIT position hit 6 figures today. Now I'm going to the liquor store for a drinky poo. What can I get you anons?

>>57761041
>QLD
Poem anon is real guys.

>>57761092
I missed you. How are you doing?

>>57761092
WHAT
ABOUT
TBLT

>>57761092
should I buy the dip?

>>57761082
>trusting microsoft to manage it
>https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/diversity/inside-microsoft/annual-report?activetab=innovation-spotlights%3aprimaryr4

anon I....

>>57761032
We love women. Especially good Christian ladies.

>>57760260
>he spoke in haikus
not true

MARA bros... we got cocky...

>>57761143
That is unequivocally a biological female.

>>57761092
Why couldn't you just stay dead poem anon!!!

>>57761124
I still have this anime girl jpg too
>>57761114
Other than my stocks being near ATHs... I've been not great
>>57761128
No, please don't
>>57761164
Don't worry, I'll probably disappear again after this thread

>>57761092
are these fractional shares?

>>57760134
Should I dump MELI and invest in a safe 30% annual return or other argie stocks?

I bought just before earnings, so it would be a loss and while I think it will eventually go back up, I'm missing a lot of potential gains while it does so.

>>57761176
DO
A
TRAIN
GET
for the ultimate proof.

>>57760134
why is it going up so much?

>>57761176
>I've been not great
Physically, mentally or both?

>>57761176
Come on. Do that train thing before you leave.

inflation comes in lower tommorow
ZM will be 90 dollars a share

>>57761176
>Don't worry, I'll probably disappear again after this thread
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, bitch

>>57761193
I can try...
>>57761182
They are now. When I first bought them, they were whole shares. TBLT did multiple reverse splits since then, so my whole shares became fractions.
>>57761208
Both I guess

>>57761176
https://ir.toughbuilt.com/press-releases/detail/164/toughbuilt-industries-announces-pricing-of-3-5-million

How are they allowed to keep doing this? lmao

>america

>>57761226
>Both I guess
What's up brother? You found work?

>>57761226
HOLY FUCK
IT'S REALLY (YOU)
I'm glad. I know you have a lot of negative issues and reactions, but you have been cared and even prayed for by some.

Bros all i hear about is how zoomers don't wanna work and how their productivity is dookie. This worries me. How are they gonna pump my bags if they aren't being good little wagies and creating profit? I am quite vexed by the prospect of such uppity and lazy wagies.

>>57761248
>One bedroom.
>$4200.

>>57761248
>slutty vegan founder

>>57761263
Wagies don't make profits. Half the jobs are made up administrative desk jockey jobs thatdo 2 hours of work a day. Money is made from consumers spending on cheap chinese trinkets.

Wait, are we just a bunch of mentally ill gamblers, hoping to make it big in the hopes it alleviates it all?

>>57761274
>>57761248
Two minum wage jobs can easily afford that. Younger generations just lack the character to pull themselves up by the bootstraps

FUCKKIN PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAAAAAAM

>>57761307
So what if we are?

>>57761318
Just wanted to explicitly say it.

Lost $1000 on Bitfarms.

I think I'm gonna start writing puts on newell brands.

My investment portfolio has incurred unrealized losses on this trading day.

>>57761307
Nah, I reviewed myself and found that I am perfectly sane.

things have been getting worse each year for a long time

Any good earnings tonight? got my eyes on MNST and HPQ, probably AI too

Why are these all on little islands. What is this weird price action ?

>>57761308
Yeah, getting on the subway an extra time each day isn't that bad. Suck it up.

>>57761350
HE'S SANE. GET HIM!

>>57761226
He’s back

Look

Basically I'm just gonna not buy it (the highs!!)

I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH I know.... I know.....

It's just that I'm not buying in is all

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>57761360
MARA. Thinking about jumping in rn.

>>57761252
>What's up brother? You found work?
>>57761260
Nope, no work yet. Almost had an offer a few weeks ago, but they decided No at the last minute. I'm still getting unemployment though, for now. After that, I have basically $150k in cash (earning 5%) that I can spend down. I've also tightened up the trailing stop losses on my tech holdings, so I'm ready to get out quick if shit starts crashing.
Other than that, I'm basically going days or weeks on end without any real world human interaction, so I'm starting to talk to myself a lot lately.

bitcorn hit 65k and there is ZERO market euphoria. meaning normies are out of market = good thing

stonk market is kinda temporarily peaking obviously

Ahhh ehto... xP

I'm making a little money today

>>57761350
Lmao I feel sorry for sane people who have to live in this clown world. Can you even imagine being sane in this day and age? Hahahahaha-I don't even

>>57761422
sure looks like a plateau at the top for Shit&Poop 5000. The short term upside seems very limited.

>>57761413
Looks more promising than the other bitcoin mining company that got slaughtered upon earnings a few days ago

>he bought calls? hack eet.

>>57761431
Its not easy.

>>57761450
yeah but the premiums are pretty huge, I looked at them on monday and I think they're ~3x now

>>57761032
>Bocage
>Mysogenistic

lmao

>>57761457

>worldwide crypto rug pull.

Nothing personal goy. We will even go so far as to give you some of these Federal Reserve receipts for your paltry wallet of 18 bitcoins.

>>57761307
No sir,
I
am a mentally ill INVOOSTER
hoping to collect ALL of the STOOKS with
SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS
of A
while watching
NATGAS AND OIL
around the cloock patiently awaiting
BUY points
and
SELL points
and a BUY point on
AXON NIGGER SHOCKERS
so don't lump me in with these
FAGGOTS
A
G
G
O
TRMD has a kick ass DIVIE I just boughted some
S

DUOL about to leave this level forever

>>57761472
For what it's worth, historically they've topped out at the same time Bitcoin did in 2021

>>57761457
Already fixed
Assets are safu

Is AT&T going out of business?

>>57761416
>I'm basically going days or weeks on end without any real world human interaction, so I'm starting to talk to myself a lot lately.
Come talk to us more often. <3.

>>57761530
No, AT&T is the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm9jr0cSqZo

>>57761530
no
but that doesn't stop them from sucking

Anyone playing BBY earnings? I got 75p

>>57761530
Where would the NSA stay ?

>buy LUNR
>sudden flash crash

great now I'm bagholding this piece of shit

>>57761515
I'm thinking of doing a buy+write call, not sure how much I trust earnings but I could baghold this for a while.

>>57760928
last chance to sell at around ATH

>>57761559
If you couldn't tell that ticker is a piece of junk you deserve it.

ENLV bottom before earnings, Phase 2 trial results at end of March too.
Could be a big leg up to scalp, or could be a nothing burger earnings. But the trial results will definitely be pennies or hundreds, though.

>>57761572
typically if you're doing a covered call you get way more predictable results by doing the atm spread.

>>57761139
I feel like they do the bare minimum to get away with it

>>57760955
A belly flop is when you try to dive into a pool of water, but instead of diving, you land flat on your belly. It's extremely painful.

well /biz/nessmen, what's your opinion? Will the meme graph come true this time?

>>57761693
>s by doing the atm spread.
what do you mean?

>>57761353
You mean ever since the FBI, DHS, and CISA staged a coup against Trump.

things will be getting worse each yeae for a long time

>>57761693
>>57761723
anyway I'm now the proud owner of 100 MARA with a sold call at a strike of 37
I need to stop gambling

i thought my BITX position was giving me the agita but i think it's the psyllium

In on MARA and RIOT calls
hold me

>>57761752
>if only you knew how bad things are going to be

>>57761710
There is no one market. The markets are within us and we are each experiencing our own unique ones.

>>57761763
how is this a gamble if it goes up you win, if it goes down. by $1 you win.
your odds of coming ahead are 79%

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>57761774
I'm with you anon. Are you watching the call?

>>57761752
Is that what your VOODOO CHICKEN BONES reading said?

>>57761819
We'll find out tomorrow.

>>57761819
I didn't make a single trade today

>>57761819
-0.42%, but it was a fukkin bumpy ride

>>57761819
-3.3% My portfolio got FUCKED and not in a good way

>Aftermarket dump

>>57761819
I made my deposit after blowing the account. Not sure if buying smci puts or nvda puts.

>>57761819
Today was a prime example of why I don't DRIP. a real reinvesting opportunity will often come along if you wait. BTI has been getting bootyblasted on the vape tax news.

5061 now

WTF dow jones 38773

>>57761819
-26%, not as bad as yesterday. This is my first week trading options and I am dying.

Hoping to recoup if SOUN dumps like I think it will after earnings.

Wendy's surge price FUD removed, the feasting will continue

>>57761819
>-2.07%
>YTD: +1.14%

I'm glad I trimmed most of my calls, but what the fuck is this garbage, CLSK?

>>57761886
>BTI has been getting bootyblasted on the vape tax news.
so what you're saying is..... the yield is increasing

>>57761774
dipped into MARA last minute too
let's sleep well on our hopium pillows anon

>>57761819
+1.30%
Rolled a CC that was getting beheemed and now it's no longer beheemed

>>57761819
+0.03%
barely made it into green due to defence companies carrying

>>57761819
-0.58%

awful day. it feels like everyone is pulling out of the market and fomoing to bitcoin

>>57761819

>>57761819
+7%
decided to fuck around with options as a start for the year and definitely found out so now i'm trying to recover while scalping small caps that have big days

>>57761819
nightmarish day

>>57761819
-0.04%

>>57761819
Some 0.92%, but I also deposited some more money so it must have been some 0.09%

>>57761907
yes. Assuming the currency exchange rate holds at about 74 cents per quarter divy payout the current price yields over 10% so I slurped with last quarter's payout today.

>>57761893
>not paper trading options for a long time first

Hehehe I started worshipping demons and now I'm making way more money.

>>57761819
Lost $1,000 on Bitfarms rug pull.

>>57761920
You lose? Serves you right.
>>57761819
A nothing burger, a big'ol fat nothing burger. -.3% Why is everyone crying their eyes out on here? What happen?

>>57761508
undertaker-sama... i kneel

Are you ready for the greatest depression, /s!g/?

>>57761819
-3%

>>57761977
I mean /smg/

MARA shitting the bed of course.

Also where's the anon who went all into SNOW calls? lmao

>>57761951
Yeah, that would've been the smart thing to do. Thankfully this is just a smallish "play" account, but I've learned some solid lessons the past couple days.

>multiple banks - we are investigating an issue the Swift & Zelle payment systems
>all checking accounts are suspended until further notice
What in the fuck, we're done for.

>>57760134
TA guys, is there a massive bull flag on SOUN?

>>57761991
MARA recovering

I wonder if them posting this silly news at 5mins past the close wreaked havoc on algos, kek. https://ir.mara.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/1344/marathon-digital-holdings-introduces-anduro-a-new

>>57761991
Snow actual eps 0.35.

>>57761991
>Also where's the anon who went all into SNOW calls? lmao
wait, actually, anon bought puts. He must be a smug motherfucker right now.

>Google, $GOOGL, has unveiled its Genie AI which can create video games from text and image prompts, per Business Today

Oh boy even more woke games with ugly ass women and cucked men

WHY DID FNGU PLUNGE OVER 7 PERCENT IN AFTERHOURS? WHICH NIGGER STOCK BLEW IT???

t. sold my FNGD this morning and missed out

>>57761957
>little bit of red for one day
>lose
Serves ur mom right, NIGGERFAGTARD.

>>57761819
-12%
i cant afford neet lifestyle like this

>>57762055
this seems like asking to be patent trolled

>>57762036
The competency crisis strikes another pillar of this country...

>>57761819
-0.63% and getting worse
my entire week of gains. gone.

>>57762040
Ripping off TIA lmao

What the fuck is the bear case right now, other than "it's too high so it HAS to come down!"??? Why are we hypercrabbing on absolutely no interesting information? Meanwhile fucking Duolingo and a bunch of other shitty random garbage pumps 20%

>>57762051
Yeah, I didn't think he had a chance in hell, but here's hoping the drop holds until morning.

>>57762065
That would be SNOW (aka "Wtf do they do? That's not a FANG") https://microsectors.com/fang/

>>57761977
>>57761990
God willing

>>57762051
>>57762125
Oh wait, right, he can just cancel them out by buying [number of puts]*[whatever the delta is]*100 shares after hours to cancel them out.

So that's what, 350 shares?

>>57762120
any of the PCE index data tomorrow is going to be close and its a coinflip whether it will be good or bad data
consumer spending is usually bad for january
if the PCE data is bad alongside consumer data then it can dump but if PCE is good and consumer data is bad then who the fuck knows, not like any of us work on wall street

>my other euro broker doesn't allow aftermarket trading either
anyone know a broker for europoors that actually allow aftermarket trading?

>>57762120
kys shill

>>57762207
yeah yeah yeah it's just going to be within a tenth of a percent one way or the other and a bunch of fucking reactionary faggots are going to spin it into something it isn't

MARAGGOTS GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY

>>57762211
IBKR
i thought they didnt cuz i am retarded and got mad for missing out on half of the COCH move but i managed to buy some and now am a little down as a lesson

>>57762051
>>57762125
>>57762200
Found anon's post. His SNOW puts are worth over 10k right now.

>>57762120
AXON NIGGER SHOCKERS
are not "shitty random garbage"
you queer.

>>57761963
Damn, laying off employees and trying to do everything with AI was really bullish as fuck.

>>57762230
kys

>>57762066
I think you misunderstood my post ma'am, you mother fuck bastard bitch

>>57762232

Inb4 nanc slurps the snow dip and it recooovers.

>>57760134
Of course LAAC is up, I just trimmed my portfolio of it and bought ENB. But you know what? It's just swing trading, it goes up 12% and then it goes down 12%.

>>57762211
T212 recently said they even have trading during the night, but I wouldn't recommend them

shit richard lewis died. at least MARA is up on earnings

>>57762274
I ART RUBBER
AND THOU ART
GLUE
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UR MOM'S MUFF
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MARA report

https://ir.mara.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/1345/marathon-digital-holdings-reports-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal

>ESTA: +14.4% after hours

>>57762334
Looks like checking tendies boys.

>>57762246
Thanks, heard good things about them before, guess I'll give it a shot, it's really laughable that the two biggest brokers in my country don't support after hours trading
>>57762310
How would that even work? certificate fuckery?

>>57762310
>I wouldn't recommend them
Why though? I have my account with them I think It's fine

>>57762320
Who?

>>57762252
Why would I buy AXON NIGGER SHOCKERS when I can buy SWBI NIGGER KILLERS

>>57762366
>How would that even work? certificate fuckery?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucket_shop_(stock_market)

>AI

>>57762426
Because you want to make money from the STOOKS you buy RETARD.

>>57762401
I used them in 2020 and they had absurd spreads on CFDs. But that's just CFDs.

>>57762320
>at least MARA is up on earnings
ya blew it

>>57762366
for IBKR expect everything to be done by the book, they don't fuck around and follow every law
if you want to trade X product you need to request permissions to trade it, for example options, futures, options on futures, CFDs, currency or whatever else they have
you need to request permissiosn to trade in specific regions too
for some of these they need to provide you some basic documentation, give you a basic like 10 question quiz and tell you if they think if you should use this product or not but ultimately you can just say i want to trade it and they will let you
if you want to trade on PC use their TWS desktop app not the new one
web app is kind of shit for trading but it is needed for the account management
mobile app seems fine for phone trading but i dont have much experience trading from it

>>57762442
I heard they use AI to atifical intelligence AI.

>>57761977
His shirt should be orange

>>57762366
>How would that even work? certificate fuckery?
They say it's from "Blue Ocean". Idk what that is
https://www.trading212.com/24-5

>>57762521
>>57762521
>>57762521

>>57761951
>>57761893
Well fuck yeah, BYND puts are now itm

>>57762251
New to this, how do you know they're worth 10k without knowing what the premium was?

>>57762536
I have no idea what his *profit* is, just that they are now worth 10 since the stock was at 180, so each share you sell at 200 gives you $20, there's 100 per option contract so $2000, and anon bought 5 contracts, so $10k. He might have paid 1-2k por it, no idea.

Damn my tech is dropping hard after hours...
Is this going to be the big one?

>>57762491
Seems about right, pretty used to the questionnaires at this point, but I'll check out the rest of that tomorrow, thanks again anon

>>57762577
Yeah but you hedged the super obvious bubble with SMCI and NVDA puts, right?

Right?

>>57762612
I've been buying up some SQQQ lately, but not a lot yet

>>57762567
Makes sense, thanks anon