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>>57748831

Imagine...

>>57748841
Being a fatfuck?

>>57748831
hookers are gross

that guy hasnt made it. he has given up

normies

>>57748831
Based, last time I went to Thailand I met this street girl who was into anal. She claimed she had never done butt stuff before but she still had an orgasm when I slid my dick into her(well lubed and stretched via thumb) ass, whole I had her pinned in prone bone. Just groaning and pushing upwards at me with her hips for deep anal penetration despite it being her 'first time'.

It got to the point where I was buttfucking her almost every day for pocket change, since she would hang out in a certain area to try and meet customers. She would text me begging for anal sex and I'd tell her I wasn't paying her anything and she said she didn't care she just wanted to come. I'd toss her 500thb anyways afterwards for some drinking money, as long as she kept my cum in her ass and didn't fart it out into the toilet. She would text me after telling me she can still feel my cum and how it was making her horny again.

>>57748831
I lived there for 5 years. Immigration is awful...draconian and terribly inefficient to say the least. Living there is really nice if you can accept third world behavior, which will mind fuck you. Detested a majority of the expats tho. Never met a more degenerate and arrogant bunch of people in my life.

if you can't retire on a western country you didnt made it

thailand is the goofiest country in the world
outcasts central

Retiring to SEA is like my last resort plan if everything else in my life fails

You will not demoralize me

SEA is fine to live for a few years

but if you're gonna live there forever it's cringe

you need to marry and reproduce with a girl from your own race or close in a first world country

it's just full of guys that have given up on life

>>57748871
>incelus paid to have sex and thought it was a good idea to tell us about it

>>57748885
>wanting to stay in countries undergoing communist revolutions
I want to retire in a country with low violent crime.

>>57748924
>Low violent crime
Classic words from the Pattaya Flying Club

>>57748944
I don't necessarily mean SEA. I mean it's not safe to live in any US city.

>>57748856
the good ones are fun but expensive/ hard to find.

>>57748957
Japanese soapys > Thailand

>>57748951
dude what is wrong with you are you really so much of a pussy the us is like the safest country in the world if you are scared of cities just move to the mountains and stop being so pathetic lmao

>>57748961
you can get all the same stuff in canada

>>57748974
>the us is like the safest country in the world
The US is not only the poorest country in the world (with a worth of -$34 trillion), it is also the most dangerous. Police exist to write white people parking/speeding tickets. That's it. They do not stop violent crime.
>just live in obscurity if you want safety
Why? When it's cheaper to live outside of the US and I can live in a city with all of the same comforts with none of the high violent crime.

>>57748856
what are you a fucking fag?
Don't be crying later when you can't get bitches on your dick later
Let me guess, you're a fucking weeb that invest into shit like SPX6900 and cries when they try to get a girl and turns out she's "not a virgin", bitch you're just insecure about your own inexperience in bed, shut the fuck up
BE A MAN

>>57748885
This. Don't get me wrong. I've flown out to Thailand to fuck hookers on multiple occasions but I would never live there permanently.

>>57748976
Where can you find this in Canada?

>>57749014
what do your parents say every time you decide to fly to thailand?
I don't like asians, so I do this but with germany. I go there for "study". kek

>>57748831
Man looks dead inside.

>>57748831
Moist Unit

>>57748831
I'm a SEA shitskin and retired in EE with a white wife. Why can't you do the same, white guy?

You people in this thread have no honor and are godless heathens. Repent. Women should be treated sternly but fairly. They are meant to be companions to their husbands. Not sex toys to be tossed away like trash.

>>57748907
faggot

>>57749158
EU EE is going communist again, and non-EU EE is a warzone.

>>57749088
They don't know. On my last trip, I told everyone I was flying to Australia. Next week, I'm supposedly going to Hong Kong and Vietnam. But I am actually gonna visit HK for a few days after I fuck around in Thailand for 2 weeks.

>>57748831
>Wanting to fuck SEA STD-infested hookers

Are your standards literally this low?

I just want to have sex with anime

>>57749220
Pussy just tell them where you're going at least maybe they'll stop thinking you're a faggot

>>57749006
If you actually think the US is the most dangerous country in the world you're so far gone that nothing will help you

>>57749279
They've met all my ex girlfriends. They know I'm no faggot :)

>>57749289
We're in the safe part of the collapse. The violence comes during the hard times.

>>57748831
lmao what are the thais so cucked

>>57748951
im from eu why do you assume everyone here is a burger

>>57748871
what’s her number

>>57748831
Me on the left

>>57749346
>im from eu
eat shit commie

>>57748871
you bare backed a hooker in the ass?

is 500k american kike dollars enough to whore maxx abroad? Everyone talks about SEA, but really, I like white girls, or at the very least white passing girls.

>>57749371
Can you get stds from anal? I really dont know
>V4 GAY captcha

>>57749496
>V4 gay
it's over...

>>57748871
>her
>she

>>57749567
Believe it or not, women have buttholes too.

>>57749371
This was my take as well. Lmao what a retard

>>57749466
Yes. 500k would last ages in Austria and Germany. Go to clubs called “fkk”. Google it. They are mostly full of Romanian nymphos at the moment who only charge about 70 euros per 30 mins. Less if you go to clubs with less pretty girls. There are more really white Ukrainian and Russian women there when there’s no Ukraine war.

>>57749616
Can you get stds from anal though? I dont think you can there are no bodily fluids in a butthole. It seems safe?

>>57749785
Enjoy adidas, freddy m

>>57748871
500tbh? are you fucking mental? That's like a months salary to them. 200 is enough dude.

>>57748871
>I wasn't paying her anything and she said she didn't care she just wanted to come. I'd toss her 500thb anyways afterwards for some drinking money,

Pathetic man

>>57748878
go on

>>57749778
do you speak from personal experience?

>>57748831
It's like he's wearing an innertube under his t shirt. What powers does he acquire when he 180s his hat?

>>57748871
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>57750195
Of course. Actually im Australian and never had sex in Australia. Only Europe

>>57749785
>He doesn't know
How do you think gay men get the thing retard.

>>57749859
>>57750224
You get AIDS from getting ass fucked. Fucking ass is much, much less likely.

>>57750200
A guy i knew like this drank 30 beers in one day

>>57748871
Disgusting but based kek

>>57748974
>the reddit office pepe bot thinks he blends in still

>>57750218
Different id but I appreciate the input anyway. What are prices for really hot ones.

>>57749785
>redditor learns aids is from anal and not sitting on toilet seat like Bill nye told him
Top kek I love bull season

>>57749496
anus tissue and the inside rips really easily bro, its why AIDS is so prevalent among homos
you are dicing with life changing shit putting you bare dick into some random hooker bro, you dont know their sexual history

>>57750224
Kek i cannot believe i forgot about aids

>>57750248
Had a degen friend that bought 30packs of Natural Ice. What swill! 5.9% though... That friend was me. I'm all better now. 6'4" 202lb German/English thunderchad.

>>57748831
that is so gross it's disgusting. Look at how fat he is.

>>57748878
I disagree I met some really stable and enlightened people there. You probably found the wrong crowd because you were living a degenerate lifestyle.

>>57748974
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate

>>57750279
I have a few ids ITT. My other id is buIF8G5p
Most of the time you don’t get more for paying more. 70 euros will usually get you the same as 300 euros. 300 euro women just cater to a different wealth level of men and those men aren’t more picky about women.

Retiring in SEA is whatever, Japan/South Korea/Taiwan is where its at.

>>57748831
Why'd you take a pic of my bad angle asshole

>>57750312
Nice. The guy I knew stopped drinking and got a wife and kid. Still obese though.

>>57748878
>>57750057
Different anon, I used to live in SEA including Thailand for most of the last 20 years. Thai Immigration is almost the least problematic thing there. Thailand is where the most mentally ill and degenerate expats end up. The expats look down on the Thais, with a lot of good reason. The country is filthy and the people are stupid and corrupt. Expats who enjoy that are similar. There are even homeless expats begging on the streets, usually severely mentally ill but with a Thai spouse so the government can't just kick them out.

Thais aren't into hard work; for the shittiest jobs they hire illegal-immigrant labor from Cambodia or Laos. Thais are seriously dumb because their schools focus on instilling "respect the King!" rather than competence in science or math or writing or any other useful skill. Thais buy government jobs so they can extort bribes out of people; this includes especially police jobs. There are entire categories of scams that Thai police use to entrap and extort tourists, such as the "zig-zag scam" at the airport, where if you pick up a piece of merchandise and go to a register to buy it, they grab you and tell you that you left the shop that was selling it and went to a different shop, and therefore you stole it. Then you either pay them a bribe or get held in Thai jail for months "awaiting trial" until your relatives cough up an even bigger bribe. Seriously, look up "zig-zag scam".

If you're one of those dreamers who thinks he can move to Thailand and start a business, well, good fucking luck, the law says that Thais must own over 50% of any business, so you must by law be a minority shareholder. If your business becomes successful, your Thai partner(s) will loot the company accounts, or "sell" the whole business to another shell company that they solely own, and will leave you with nothing. If you make too much legal trouble for them, the Thais will just have you murdered.

>>57750367
LOLOLOLOLOL, TROLOLOLOLOLOL.

>>57749339
They don't view it as being "cucked". The bargirls are doing it to make a good living and, often, to support their families in rural Thailand. Under their religious beliefs, they think they are "making merit" by degrading themselves in this life in order to help their families, and that in the next life they will have a higher station as a result.

>>57749785
>no bodily fluids
what the fuck do you think shit is?

>>57750012
500 USD per month is a typical income. IIRC the minimum is now 300 USD per month. Been a few years since I read about those things though, since I haven't been in Thailand since 2019.

>>57748871
And that is the story of how anon caught HIV from a ladyboy

>>57748871
How romantic

>>57751761
Sounds accurate, dumb shit like their laws and education is why they will remain 3rd world.

>>57748878
> Living there is really nice if you can accept third world behavior
Ohhh.. uhh.. yea maybe I look for a cheap white country instead

>>57749188
Look here Bucko I am not the one forcing these sluts to suck and fuck mad dudes.. they do it themselves because they think it's the easiest way to make money. They could get a job in a call centre or flip burgers but they would rather fuck an army of random cocks. Dumb lazy sluts will always exist and thus prostituting will always exist.

>>57751800
You're telling me I can get stds from a random piece of poo on the street

>>57751761
Americans can wholly own businesses that they start in Thailand under the Treaty of Amity. BOI companies can also be 100% foreigner owned. Seethe more europoor.

>>57748831
Retiring anywhere that's functionally lawless (if you can bribe the average cop or judicial functionary, you should consider it lawless) seems attractive because you have all the leverage. If you're the victim of a serious crime, or in your old age the victim of a financial crime, you'll instantly regret your short-sightedness. Police can, and will, do precisely nothing to actually remedy the matter of your assault, mugging, robbery etc. and once your financial incentive is removed, will treat you no better than the people they extort and beat. The better move is to buy rural property somewhere highly legalistic. Use your position and prestige to lead community initiatives, befriend and endear local politicians and get to know council functionaries by taking part in pointless provincial proceedings. Most problems you'll encounter later in life can be solved by having a friendly councillor you share a drink/play a sport/go to a club with on the weekend and knowing a mid-level rubberstamp bureaucrat by name, with his personal office extension. It's just living your golden years on easy mode. Plus, you can intentionally fuck with people who annoy you and frame it as safeguarding community values/aesthetics/culture etc.

>>57748974
The US is a violent shithole with an active ethnic genocide program against white people supported by both major parties.

>>57748878
the good times seem to be over because now expat will have to pay taxes
>>57751761
>Thais aren't into hard work; for the shittiest jobs they hire illegal-immigrant labor from Cambodia or Laos
like every country you mean? mexicans are doing the low paying jobs americans dont want to do.

>>57748885

>>57748907
>you need to marry and reproduce with a girl from your own race or close in a first world country
shut the fuck up wage slave

thailand seemed to be comfy to live on the cheap but if people have now to pay taxes on their foreign investments (and crypto) it sucks. if you make over $55k you'll pay 30% tax

>>57751784
Thais don't believe in reincarnation. You're right about them working to support their family though. Asian people in general love their parents.

>>57749011
You’re a cuck that has been psyoped

>>57753181
>He doesn't know
Filtered

>>57751761
>instilling "respect the King!" rather than competence in science or math or writing or any other useful skill.

This is based actually.

>>57753271
do enlighten us? do you just stay 179 days and then the other 6 months in a neighbouring country? you just dont declare?

>>57749006
Dont live in the city retard. The US country is cheap, safe and the people speak your language.

It's stunning to see how short sighted expat advocates are. When the wheels finally come off the bus the people on your chosen country will eat you alive.

Why do I know this? Because it's happened before

>>57753534
Honestly I've explained this several times before on this board and I'm too tired to explain it now. Talk to a lawyer. The tax law isn't what it sounds like. Don't get your news from 80iq Pattaya coomers. It is really not that bad.

>>57748831
I spend 3 months every year around Thailand, vietnam and Taiwan.
Living there permanently? holy shit, no. The red light districts and dating apps are only fun for a while and get old really fast.

>>57748871
This story gave me a boner, good job.

>>57748845
Sounds awesome. I wanna suck his moobs.

>>57754076
>80iq Pattaya coomers.
90% of the people commenting on SEA fit this description, lol

>>57754101
>I spend 3 months every year around Thailand, vietnam and Taiwan.
>Living there permanently? holy shit, no. The red light districts and dating apps are only fun for a while and get old really fast.
Case in point this dumb fuck in the very next reply. Taiwan? Really? lmao

How many $ would a 35yo need to retire in SEA??

>>57752288
>Americans can wholly own businesses that they start in Thailand under the Treaty of Amity. BOI companies can also be 100% foreigner owned. Seethe more europoor.
I'm the same anon you replied to (dunno if my ID will be the same, I'm on a cellphone with dynamic IP), and I'm well aware of that treaty. I'm also well aware that the Thais make it basically impossible to start a wholly-owned business anyway because "555 fuck you farang! 55555555!"

But if you were able to open one yourself, do tell me how, because I was never able to get the fucking Thais to approve anything.

>>57752208
Yes, if you rub it on your dick, or lick it, or whatever. Of course you can. Same with blood spills and even saliva.

"STD" is somewhat of a misnomer. Actual sex isn't required, just direct contact with an infected substance. It's why people got AIDS after getting blood transfusions, until they figured out how to test for it -- and even now, there's a window of about a week after infection where it's still undetectable but could be infectious.

Is Chiang Mai the only popular place in Thailand where you will just be surrounded by normal expats and family tourists rather than the type of guys like in op?

I'm sure theres nice parts of Bangkok as well that don't attract those types of foreigners. I visited years ago, stayed in Khao San Road, and honestly some of the foreigners seemed sketchy as fuck besides the drunk backpackers and coomers, real 'criminals on the run' type vibes.

>>57753188
>Thais don't believe in reincarnation.
Of course they do. That's a fundamental tenet of Buddhism.
https://www.quora.com/Does-Thailand-Buddhists-believe-in-rebirth
> Theravada Buddhism, the predominant form of Buddhism in Thailand, places a strong emphasis on the concept of rebirth. Buddhists believe that after death, an individual's consciousness continues to exist and is reborn into a new form of existence based on their accumulated karma (actions) from previous lives.

>>57755147
>>57755153
You have an idea?

>>57755153
What the fuck are you even talking about? The only option that needs to be 'approved' is a BOI. The treaty of amity is a simple matter of establishing a business. You sound mentally deficient and I don't even know why I'm replying to you. Are you bitter your bargirl wife left you so you're spreading complete nonsense?

>>57748831
>>57748871
why waste time and money traveling to fuck prostitutes when ops mom do it for free?

>>57749785
kek master class right here. oh yes, that's why there was this asshole fucking gay plague panic when aids came around.... no stf by fucking asshole raw? man oh man

>>57749011
Tell us about your last herpes outbreak

As a Diaspora from SEA. Immigration is fine with me lmfao.
My whole plan is to use geo arbitrage to live like a king once I early retire.

SEA is super comfy if you have money and all I want to do is play games and read books everyday.