/biz/ - Business & Finance

the japanese are cucks
americans are disgusting subhumans
t. euro

My investment in qqq paid off! I made 44 cents in profit! I'm gonna make it!

Stocks.

The LAAC train is leaving anons.

Also short YOU if you got the balls.

>>57746522
I made it and I still feel poor. $10k a month really isn't that much

>>57746529
Hell yeah.

>LLAP green
>NYCB mooned
>LUNR closed green
is it starting to make sense /smg/? Are you starting to realize that I know what i'm doing and that listening to me can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. I didn't get the title of the best trader in /smg/'s past, present, and future by mistake.

>>57746553
I didn't expect you to be here

>>57746553
Good job. Now look at BYND.

>>57746522
Dude, you dont need 10k a month, thats insane

>>57746581
You do if you wanna make it.

How do people do 50x and 100x with options?? What exactly is adding up to those multiples? Is that from buying calls, not selling them? I don't really understand anything other than selling covered calls

>>57746567
Told the boss I wanted to leave after 9 hours today to enjoy the weather. All the overtime we have right now is technically voluntary. I don't like passing up on 1.5x pay if I don't have to but damnit it's 70 degrees outside and I want to open the windows and enjoy the fresh spring air.
>>57746579
Why would I invest in a company that sells bug meat at twice the price of actual meat minus the nutrients?

>>57746511
Cxai

>>57746553

>>57746592
what would you even spend that on?
you have to lavishly spend money to say "I need 10k a month"

>SIGA
I expect +50% based on Q4 revenues, for anyone looking to scoop an easy buy. ER later this week or early next week

>>57746612
I'm sad about my $5 put, I want it to fill.

>>57746612
Makes sense when you consider that space is a fake and gay construct created by the devil to try and get people to believe there is someplace else outside of god's created paradise called earth.

>>57746618
I don't know, it's just a good image. I'll probably retire around upper middle class

Will SOUN rocket on earnings release or will it do a LUNR?

>>57746542
>Also short YOU if you got the balls.
Huh, why's it stopped trading alongside JETS?

>>57746650
Im buying a way otm put for shits n giggles. So long as the IV aint over 60-70%

>>57746522
i'll make it someday

>>57746643
BLESSED
A
S
ELVIS APPROVED
D

>>57746600
More often a few to several hundred %. Yes, you buy calls or puts. Usually betting on something time sensitive like a chart breakout or other event the market is being retarded about and not pricing in (something like an earnings release will jack up options prices in anticipation. Hard to get yuge returns there unless something insane happens.).

>>57746638
No point. That was the bottom for LUNR. A complete overreaction by the market. A company managed to create and launch a robot all the way to the moon, but apparently the shareholders line in the sand was that the craft tipped over.

>>57746634
I can't believe the pox ended up becoming endemic. G*d bless the gay community.

XOM, GDX, and SQQQ

Also consider that LUNR used one of Space-X's rockets to get to the moon meaning the stock is forever tied to Elon Musk meaning retard money will continuously pour in. The fucking stock went from down 25% to up 7% in one trading day

>>57746729
XOM
BASED

>>57746703
And is your profit coming from the difference in the premiums when you sell the contracts back?

Suppose you are all wanting to know what tomorrow’s earnings play is.

>>57746765
who is that man that you keep posting?

>>57746747
Yes or by exercising them. If you own a call at a strike of 100 and the company shot up to 150, you can buy the 100 shares for 10k and immediately sell for 15k, making 5k. Usually your broker will just do this for even if you don't have the 10k, but also anyone else with the money would pay you the 5k to exercise.

What kind of tech and oil ETFs should I look into? Right now I just have some general ones that track the market, but I figure oil and tech are solid and I don't have time or knowledge to buy specific stocks. So ETFs seem solid.

>>57746792
XLK for tech.

>>57746765
Dang, that one looks breddy risky! I might do a bit of fractional on it at that price. I've already got to make up the $20 I lost today on the SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS "A" stook UNH.

>>57746522
>tfw not even an independent NEET
just fuck my shit up bros.

>>57746522
>lower middle class
>33k/yr
>$1m net worth
did they person who made this not understand how net worth is calculated?

>>57746823
you're misunderstanding the picture anon

>>57746832
yeah I realized that right after I posted and you replired before I could delete. get a life and stop F5ing this thread you faggot

>>57746792
Well if you don't have the time to Lrn2 OIL futures price BASED ETF trading and just want to grab some companies then XLE goes well with the tech XLK >>57746801 mentioned, and if you *really* want to get the whole industry then get XOP and XES along with XLE. XLE by itself is simplest and has the least expense ratio.

>only need to 2x my $200 to hit 100k 7 times

Why does this feel so impossible? Isn’t there a bot that will scalp SPY 0dtes for me?

>>57746844
maybe stop being retarded first and I will

>>57746522
>middle class liberated wagie tier in terms of earnings
>savings put me in vagabond tier because I've only been earning good money for 1.5 years (~35k)

>>57746665
maybe your broker protecting? they report tomorrow morning so the ship has sailed

kek VTKX baggies

http://ir.vikingtherapeutics.com/2024-02-27-Viking-Therapeutics-Announces-Proposed-Public-Offering-of-Common-Stock

>>57746522
Why would an american just grind his away into millions of USD when they could just move to europe to or someplace else?

>>57746792
https://etfdb.com/etfs/sector/technology/
https://etfdb.com/themes/oil-etfs/

Remember: Leverage is your friend. Oh, and have fun!

>>57746522
Liberated wagie in terms of income atleast

>>57746819
nice port. hope im there soon.

>>57746876
No, anon, I don't mean after hours. I mean its performance has been lagging compared to JETS, but only in February.

Selling off in advance of earnings, perhaps? Which'd be pretty ominous.

>>57746782
Interesting. So, for example, 3/1 SOXL $42 calls are around $0.93 right now. If I think SOXL could be $45 by then, I buy the call and then potentially pocket $300?

>>57746898
Miss out on prime market and /smg/ shitposting hours, pain in the ass to visit friends and family, and Europe has a much more cramped feeling. Plus nogunz.

Are you guys neoliberals?

>>57746926
ah gotcha, no idea, I just think it's a shit company so I'm shorting

>>57746936
yeah your net gain would be $300 - the $93 you paid for the call, you make an extra $100 for every dollar that SOXL rises, your break even is $42.93, and anything below $42 and you lost all your money

reverse appropriately for puts, and for selling calls/puts instead of buying

>>57746947
>nogunz
THIS, and NO INNAWOODS, and in the little bits of INNAWOODS they do have they aren't allowed to cut down trees. Plus they are ALL GAY.

>>57746962
I am a neonazi in minecraft

>>57746965
That just seems too easy in a bull market but what do I know. So one of the benefits of buying a call vs selling one is that your downside is limited to the premium?

>>57746553
You are still a fat faggot who sucks at trading and sleeps on the floor of your rat hole you call an apartment. How old are you again?

>>57746765
Not to mention The SER caused me to back out of AXOM NIGGER SHOCKERS and miss the POOMP. I might just go ALL TANKER STOCKS PORTFOLIO.

>>57746947
there are guns in europe, just earlier this month i was with a farmer explaining me how he had to put down his dog because a wild boar fucked him over, and then he went after them to hunt them down

>>57746978
there are literally hundreds of abandoned villages with houses for sale, some of them you can buy the entire village in bulk

>>57746962
Ain't much neo about me, NIGGER.

>>57746987
>That just seems too easy in a bull market but what do I know.
Well, of course, but axe comes eventually and if you're heavily invested in calls you could simply lose everything.

>So one of the benefits of buying a call vs selling one is that your downside is limited to the premium?
Yes, when you buy a call/put you have no obligation to use it so you could just forget about it, in which case you only lose the premium. When you write a call/put, you enter an obligation and can get executed.

For instance if you own 100 MSFT shares you bought at 400, and sell a call at 500, you will make the premium initially. At expiry, if MSFT is trading for less than 500 you probably won't be executed as it's not in anyone's interest to buy MSFT more expensive than the market. But if MSFT shot up to 600, you definitely will, "losing" 10k since you are forced to sell, and more and more for higher prices. However you would still have a dollar profit having bought at 400, so you'll never go bankrupt.

That's assuming it's a *covered* call, that you own the 100 MSFT. Otherwise you're essentially selling on margin and can be royally fucked.

>>57746522
i'm gonna make it if this is true

>>57746618
>what would you even spend that on?

do you really have no imagination on what to spend that?

>>57746962
liberals are retarded faggots.

We're capitalists.

Holy FUCK, I think it was sometime last summer that BAGGIE said to ALL IN TOPS SHIPS. It kept going to shit for months after that and I haven't checked in for a while.

>>57746998
I am a 36 year old hamchad. Which btw I sleep where I do by choice. I have a bedroom upstairs that is fully furnished but I have a massive apartment and during the winter months I sleep downstairs and close off the upstairs to save on heating costs. Once it warms up I move back up to the bedroom. Also my futon broke which is why the mattress is on the floor. I have the money to replace it but I won't spend it because what's the point?

>>57747041
you can spend it, but not for something you really need

>>57746962
You grow out of neoliberalism when you realize that people are not interchangeable cogs. Some people realize that at 15, some never realize it their entire life.

and just like that, all of the sudden there are no food frogs on the catalog
so much changes within the span of 24 hours

>>57747052
Imagine I tacked on "and shipping companies" to this.

Is the SIGA anon still around? A couple weeks ago you were shilling it and I can't figure out why

>>57747059
>you may not like it, but this is what peak trading performance looks like
hehehehe

>>57747107
I can definitely dig that. I am seriously thinking about an
ALL NATGAS, OIL, TANKERS, DEFENSE PORTFOLIO.

>>57747109
Mpozz is endemic thanks to gay faggots buttfucking dogs. Theres been a couple articles in the last few weeks, so Im guessing he thought it was gonna moon again. Its not gonna happen. Might get a bump, maybe even 50% gain that holds, but its not gonna moon. The fundamentals just arent there. This isnt another covid.

>>57747059
You might want to flip that because hot air rises.

>>57747126
are you under the age of 40 and somewhat fit? Cuz ur getting drafted if your shit hits

>>57747105
I ate them

>>57747109
>>57747135
He just really likes the baseline financials: >>57746634

>>57747143
>under the age of 40
KEK
E
KEK
E
KEK

FUCK
NO,
SON

I ain't under the age of FITTY either.

>>57747179
ah, well carry on boomer. I will be investigating my escape south of the US border

>>57747126
You're on to something with knowing and focusing on certain sectors. It sounds like what you need is timing, patience, a willingness to stick with it.

Nat gas may be bottoming, so there may be dirt cheap assets to scoop up now. Oil seems rangebound in some duldrums, so you may want a swing short for now. Tankers you're just getting into so maybe hold off on YOLOing into FRO or TNP or NAT until you understand them.

Defense, well, you gotta keep an ear to the ground in DC or just buy BWXT and HII until we actually fight China.

>>57747110
Finally someone who gets it.
>>57747140
Normally yes, but the building I live in is very old. There is only one vent in the bedroom and my furnace is a converted fuel oil furnace, so it's super inefficient. There is also a business below my apartment which keeps the first floor of my apartment reasonably warm by default. Even with the heat off, my apartment rarely gets below 60 degrees. Keep in mind, in the summer the opposite effect happens and I basically quarantine in the upstarts bedroom because I have a window unit AC in there. I have a window unit on the first floor but I have fucking 24 foot ceilings so there is no way to cool the place with window units and there is obviously no central air.

>>57747179
Oh, your age won't prevent you from being able to man a desk (in a building targeted by Chinese drones launched from Matamoros).

Guys I fucked up.
Blew up my whole port on SMCI straddles. Legit down to my last 1k.

I NEED to make at least 10k by EOW. What earnings calls should I play?

>>57747201
should have bought YOU puts today, bitch is taking tomorrow at open mark my words

>>57747201
Ticker: ROPE

>futes

>>57747143
>retarded walking corpse of a president will try a draft
I'd like to see him try.

Is it a good time to buy CCJ?

>>57747201
>>57747219

>>57747109
SIGA is very undervalued right now, based on just existing contracts for smallpx some analysts have the fair market value around $17 https://fintel.io/sfo/us/siga , obviously another outbreak of monkeypx in the west could drive it even higher. In the short term, Q4 sales were like $100m+, forward p/e is around 3 going into ER

>>57747191
Presently *most* of my capital is in 5+% money market funds and I'm slowly DCAing into NATGAS AND OIL companies and in the 12 month contract ETFSs UNL and USL, plus OILK. I will do similarly with the whole plan, just buy in bits on the closest thing I can get to bargain days knowing that more than likely there will be better bargains coming. I'm in no yuge rush. I remember the fable of the father and son bulls, why run down there and fuck one of them when we can walk down there and fuck em all.

>>57747201
soundhound is this week's volatile boi
pick a direction bud
lol

>>57747219
>>57747225
Guys please I'm serious.

How about waaaay otm SNOW puts? Some anon made a 100x on PANW last week

>>57747201
Best I can do are some clownshoes, far OTM MARA/CLSK calls and bank on Bitcoin hitting 69k before they expire.

>>57747198
>I have fucking 24 foot ceilings
Oh, I know, the sun fucks with you when you're trying to play vidya and you can't get up there to install blinds!

>the bongs are pushing a vape tax while actively trying to get all their smokers to switch to vaping
thanks I guess
faggot island

>>57747200
Shit, if they want to pay me to do that I'd be thrilled.

>>57747135
There's been sustained sexual transmission of clade 1 in Africa for over a year now. SIGA's chief medical officer is basically on the record saying it's only a matter of time before it becomes endemic in the west

>>57747110
If he was a good trader he wouldn't have a job and wouldn't be sleeping on the floor anon...

>>57747251
do it faggot

Ho hum. Few things to note; Still 13 years to go till Retirement day so uh line go up and all that still a coming, latest salary hike is upon me soon so both pension and 401k contributions will be jacked more. (But why wait?, I already jacked the 401k!,effective 3-15), uh whatever the typical S.S payment is well uh my VZ divvy alone will provide around that a month when the time comes if need be. Also this is low ball; number don't reflect further punting into savings or brokerage accounts over the next years.

>>57747201
Just stop being a NIGGER and start DCAing into XLK and TANKERS.

>>57747257
I was cleaning my box fan on Saturday and the fucking faggot sun was in my eyes the whole goddamn time. I hate how gay architects of the past were with their designs. Like just invent lights faggots, no need to have the sun in your face all the time.

>>57746522
neet with roommates tier

>>57747224
They're sold out and exposed to rising spot prices in a bad way. Look at the relative strength of the recent rally off the lows - you'll probably find something like URNJ, UEC, or GLATF superior.

Also the best time was a couple days ago when uranium chads were roping but now's good too since fundamentals haven't really changed, only price/sentiment.

>>57747278
and then this happens

Does this lost feeling ever get better?

>>57747269
200p weeklies sound good yeah?

>>57747265
Unfortunately wartime inflation means you'll only get food, housing, and the equivalent of $200/month in 2024 dollars.

>>57747312
No but you get used to it.

>>57747278
Last time to hop back into BABA, btw.

>>57747313
yeah it's crashing at least 20% on earnings

Bros I'm gonna be shorting Amazon

>https://twitter.com/Twitch/status/1762571055573479742

This nasty shit is why the company is tanking and people are leaving in droves. Disney has also been losing out a fuckload of money due to all of that woke shit too lately, stocks are a warning sign.

>>57747223
Isn't that the best guy to institute one?

>>57747330
ok post your short when market opens tomorrow

>>57747267
Oh really? Because I use my dollars to invest instead of spending it on faggot shit. Yeah I'm sure you spent $1500 on a purple mattress and spent an additional $2000 on some fancy bedframe with a head board. Money wasted on bitch shit. Money spent to please a woman. Meanwhile, even if i didn't have a futon mattress on my floor I would sleep on fucking concrete if it meant I had another dollar to invest in NYCB. Some western woman you lust for probably would be disgusted by my lifestyle, maybe even make a tiktok video about it. But a SE asian ladyboy would not only appreciate my apartment, but would decorate it, clean it, make the place her home. You see, that's the difference between me and you. You only care about what other people think of you because of how you live. You have a mind of a woman. If you ever become a man you'll realize that material garbage like that doesn't matter. Only have enough fiat to pay your bills. Every other single fucking dollar you have outside of that should be dedicated to OJ futures, corn futures, NYCB shares, oil and natural gas. It's really that simple, you can win this way. Stop being a retard.

>>57747330
Were you around for the queer beer scandal? Back then /smg/ did a bit of digging and calculated the company behind BUD, even if you zeroed out all North American sales forever, would only really drop to the low 50's. Lo and behold, the stock began turning up from that level.

Run the numbers for Amazon and Twitch. Personally I'd start with their wiki pages and investor presentations.

>>57747312
Not all those who wander are lost

My exwife just got arrested for child neglect and assaulting cops at the park, with my kids.
Is that bearish or bullish for telecoms?

>>57747361
why did you not already have full custody? dead beat

>Twitchcon Rotterdam has the longest ticket lead time for all of the Twitchcon's in Europe, with ~125 days of open sales time.

>Twitchcon Paris had ~70 days.
>Twitchcon Amsterdam had ~80 days.
>Twitchcon Berlin had ~60 days

We are in a recession if its taking longer for companies to meet sales goals kek. I will be shorting more entertainment and tech stocks for the next few months.

>BMBL to lay off 37% of workers
>Down 7.5% AH
slurpable?

>>57747369
cause the world doesnt work like that, maybe it will now.

So just got the good news about poem anon. May have to do a resurrection build in the future. Hopefully a stronger, better, and healthier, anon will arise. Stay tuned. Also buy oil and dividends rock.

>>57747384
It may read through to GRND and potentially hit the entire Fag 7.

>>57747284
>>57747355
Why work 12 hour shifts if you winning
the trading game?

>>57747356
How the fuck is that even possible lol

>>57747356
Twitch is not even a fraction of a fraction of 1% of Amazon

>>57747402
for me im close but not close enough to live off my investments. i need another year or so.

>>57747284
Do want a ladyboy to clean your box fan?

Sell me BABA

>>57747424
YGMI

>>57747412
Which part? AB InBev owns a ton of brands.

And ultimately the point is that even if everyone stopped using Twitch, tonight and forever, because of that horrifying tranny, AMZN stock might only tick down a couple bucks.

>>57747434
State. Mandated. Buybacks.

>>57747316
>he doesn't realize how great that would be
I literally have to trade NATGAS AND OIL to get NUGGETS, son, NUGGETS for my AIR FRYER. I have no way to make money other than NATGAS AND OIL, son, NATGAS AND OIL.

>>57747402
Because I have no self control. I am completely chaotic when I have down time. I lose my purpose so I usually just end up drinking and gambling. That is doing me any good. I like my job and the people that work there. When I'm at work I have a structure and rules. And then as an added bonus, if I stay there long enough I get 1.5x my normal pay. If you aren't earning money, you're spending it. Having a job keeps me busy and keeps me out of trouble.

>>57747450
I thought you couldnt do buybacks in China?

>>57747480
Even if there was some limit on that, they got so desperate that rule was probably repealed.

>>57747441
I looked into it and you guys are right about owning a shitload of stuff. I should not be a retard and do more reading next time.

Anyway I think AMZN is considering on cutting out a lot more fat by shutting Twitch down eventually for not even being good enough to be a tax write off. IIRC I heard Whole Foods might be on its way out too.

>>57747450
>State. Mandated. Buybacks
explain it me like I was a golden retriever.gif

>Credit card delinquencies rising higher again

natural feemgas

>>57747496
AMZN is losing money on Twitch. They would do their shareholders a favor giving it away for free.

>>57747470
You're obviously being a friend yourself by adopting that perspective on work
Unstoppable
YGMI

>>57747501
>woof woof
>bark
>awoooo

>>57746600
>I don't really understand anything other than selling covered calls
>he's never sold a covered call that 5x'ed on him
Ngmi

>>57747501
You gotta do a bit of Kremlinology but basically when the market was dumping so bad it angered Chinamen and made the party look bad, they published photos of Jack Ma happy and smiling and out and about. Accompanied by this https://www.marketwatch.com/story/alibabas-stock-gains-after-earnings-as-company-boosts-buyback-program-3c43c340

>>57747470
You should just make long form videos with downtime! Let your legacy be an archive of effectively infinite stock talk and random commentary with your cohost Scoopsies. DO IT FOR FREE!

>>57747329
Alright I managed to scrounge up enough for the following
>5x SNOW 200p 3/1
>5x ADSK 230p 3/1

What are the odds this shit nets me 10k EOW?

>>57747550
>sold a covered call that 5x'ed
anon what the fuck are you talking about?

>>57747470
based.

Think I’m gonna buy 100 shares of Pfizer tomorrow.

>>57747558
anon I really hope you didn't

>>57747581
I absolutely did. Limit orders locked and loaded

Bought 100 Google shares, 10 MSFT and some SSO. What else do I buy? SOXL calls a month out? Costco?

>>57747568
>anon what the fuck are you talking about?
Here is a recent example of mine. In January I sold to open 5 contracts of SPY 488 2/16 expiration for a credit of $2.50. I bought to close them at like $12 because the market rallied way past that. So the option value 5x'ed. I just happened to be on the wrong side of the trade

I am just gonna keep on buying REIT's, OIL/NATGAS and NYCB I WILL make it

>>57747638
Which REITs?

>>57747521
I don't remember who the hell did it, but some guys put a fucking $44 billion price tag on Twitch. Not even kidding. Who would even want to buy that shit if it ever goes on sale??

>>57747580
suikoden kino

>>57747470
Pathetic wagie mindset.

>>57747552
So if I have shares they'll buy them back? When? And at what value?

>>57747649
AGNC for now

>>57747607
The answer is, and always will be, YINN.

IMMEDIATE
PHYSICAL
DELIVERY
OF
BOTTLED
FEMALE
NATURAL
BRAPPY
GAS
AT
ROOM
TEMPERATURE

>>57747685
OK. buy some YING for fun and hedge against BTC

The secret to having money to do "whatever" with is to simply not spend it all. Back in uh oh fuck 2003 I was just starting out in the world I wasn't making shat. Still I managed to punt back some and do alright. Then things got better, especially in 2005, still I was making shat. But least I still punted back green and started tossing into retirement plans. Years went on, the money increased. But the key thing is this; I never let it go to my head. I still live like I got "shat". Don't misunderstand. I got decent things. I don't live like a hermit. But I don't uh flash the cash around like a fucking retard either. Nor do I waste money on dumb shat such as streaming services or $1000 phones.

>>57747710
>tfw bought the china dip
Already up 10%.

>>57747554
That's sort of my plan. I have 18 grams of mushrooms just chilling here. I need to find a good time to visit god for stock tips.

>>57747675
That's what's called an "offering" or "tender offer", where you're forced to hand over shares in exchange for cold, hard ca$h.

A buyback is where a company sets aside money and has a broker regularly use it to buy shares on the open market, same as anyone else. The bought shares are then officially company property and can be canceled or used for stock-based compensation.

You can read more on Investopedia.

Market has 3 rate cuts priced in, so in line with the Fed. We're gonna moon from here.

>>57747675
No. Buybacks simply reduce the amount of shares available for the general investor to buy. So the demand goes up. The price goes up. This though is a shafting; Reverse split, you see this, your fucked. Generally a R.S means the company is in a bad way or some other thing. In a R.S the company says "For every share you have we're gonna combine them 10:1". So blunt speak; You have 10 shares before the R.S. After the fact you now have just a single puny 1. The value reflects this. So you don't lose money. But still. 9 shares are gone. To get them back you now have to fork out the much higher price per share.

>>57747792
>Deflationary spiral

https://youtu.be/l33eB8bc7IE?si=ciDo-Q16jGHRJc6T

>>57747810
I'm heavy in equities and in the US, deflation is chill with me

I just found out they sell olives without pitting them and I have such a container in my fridge.

>>57746553
best trader on /smg/ isn't saying much. talk to me when you're the best trader on 4chan then we'll talk

>>57747761
>>57747808
Thanks anons. Learned something today. Also Ried in German means Wetland, and many places are named with it

>>57747825
based

Life.isnt that complicated. Give yourself to God, and his disciples. Once you let go all the loose pieces fall into place. That's when the markets will truly bend to you will.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ufS8-zW3Ugg&si=xU_WTdYmhpWiCCjv

>>57747848
Right back at ya, anon. Didn't know that.

>>57747747
any tips on taking that shit for the first time? should i go for some outdoors place and is it safe to take it alone?

>tfw waking up at 8:48 pm
so it wasn't a complete crab day after all

yeah btw, when is Powell speaking again? seems like he´s gone somewhat quiet.

>>57747928
If you are a virgin to it, take a half an 1/8th. You'll get the experience without the risk of losing yourself.

>>57747984
that much I already knew, but do I take it in my room or do I just go camping someplace neat?

>>57747940
Why is your sleep schedule so incredibly fucked, deerfag?

>tfw literally guile

>>57747953
Nothing on the calendar until FOMC on the 20th.

>>57747581
no seriously why is it a bad idea?

>>57748096
nta but can you write out, say, two paragraphs about each ticker and why you expect those drops?

>>57746553
>LUNR down 48% in days
>NYCB only up 6.35%, "Mooned"
I'll give you LLAP, but that is likely just a fluke. Real niggas are buying calls on YINN and BOIL

No matter how ashamed I am to admit, it's true. Poor people disgust me. I hate them. They annoy me and I honestly get a little excited when the talk of rate cuts come because it means their meager wagie existence will be ground into even finer dust. I love it. We should ban all wagies from this thread.

>>57748085
but there is a speech by fed Mester and the inflation data for the 12th of March

fed Mester is in the 29th February

>>57746672
Same here friend. When's strike date for you? Mines 3/8

>>57748069
it's not i work the graveyard shift

>>57748160
>graveyard shift
based nighthawk. im starting up the night shift again tomorrow. getting into the swing of it again today.

what happened with PRST? had it on a watchlist, went up 147% today, 300 this week.

>>57748133
Mester can suck my dick

>>57748147
Yeah and there's a half dozen other speakers and that's just what's been thrown on economic calendars for the next two weeks.

Bros, I'm shorting fast food stocks.

I just had a spicy chicken sandwich combo at Chick Fil A today. The chicken was the thinnest shit I have ever had. I remember their chicken being much bigger than that sad shit a decade ago. Pancakes are more dense by comparison. I hate shrinkflation so much.

>>57748160
Oh cool. Hope you're not stuck with it too long, since I think that fucks people up.

And long SCI if you have a literal graveyard shift.

I can't wait for higher for longer with subtle talks of possible rate hikes and the inevitable snp melt up to 7000 afterwards as the market goes euphoric.

March is coming

Do any of you actually make a reasonable income from trading? Like $50-100 a week reliably would be chill with me

>>57748234
Smart move with all those weight loss drugs. Wendy's probably isn't helping with the viral "surge demand pricing" story.

What was the bear thesis for a market crash in march/April again?

>>57748274
>Like $50-100 a week reliably would be chill with me
My dividends give me ~$100/month. Much more cozy.

>>57748283
>Surge demand pricing

The fuck? QRD?

>>57748313
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/02/wendys-plans-ai-powered-menu-to-change-food-prices-based-on-demand-weather/

>>57748313
>The fuck? QRD?
Wendy's burger more $ @ busy time
Cheaper at slow time
Simple as

>>57748133
>>57748229
Yellen already declared the soft landing. The fed speakers are just cucks at this point

>>57748234
I'll have to go to Chick fil a soon for research purposes

>>57748312
Jepq is giving me $400-$500 in a few days it feels good I'm going to buy some stocks with it.

>>57748312
What about share value appreciation?

>>57748351
gemersld

Uh I might be sick.. Nasty,nasty. https://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2024/02/27/sstb-meati.cnn

>>57748322
>>57748326
That is total bullshit, I'm shorting ALL fast food stocks now and loading puts.

>>57744716
>"The AI bubble has burs--"
oh...

>>57748333
She *has* to spout that polyannaish nonsense. But what that means for policy is a separate question.

Inflation reigniting back to 4% is going to heem Biden's polls much more than a market stumble down to 4750.

>https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1762620879358349716

Why the fuck are fast food places now refusing to take in cash? Walmart does that bullshit too.

>>57748387
ff stocks are mooning cause retarded goys will literallt spend 20 dollars on a burger

>>57748435
>>https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1762620879358349716

It's illegal to refuse legal tender

>$BYND is +73.54%
its over, its fucking over.

my savings is gone. How could my family ever forgive me

>Tumblr and Wordpress reportedly are selling their data to AI companies, OpenAI and Midjourney

All of those normies investing in AI and Nvidia are so going to regret doing that shit. Don't feed the bear.

Bros I'm feeling nice. The liquor has hit me like a nice warm bath. Mr John Rockler said we can post goblinas so here we go.

>>57748109
SNOW

SNOW is still below it's IPO prices. It's struggled to raise any kind of profit since its inception and has no coattails to ride off of. The recent drop of cloud computing stocks in the last two weeks only contributes to it's downfall. With 51% YTD it has plenty of room to fall before going up again. OTM is the play.


ADSK

3d is something I have plenty of experience with. This isn't 2014 anymore. Blender has taken marketshare even in AA projects. Its moat is shrinking. Nobody uses inventor anymore. Maya is a bloated mess. 3DSMAX is archiac and fails to specialize in anything.

Adobe's aquisition of texturing tools and Nemetschek who owns Maxon will never surrender the defacto king of sculpting to Autodesk.

Low IV + shrinking marketshare + archaic software = 20% drop like two years ago

>>57748313

Why shouldnt I just drop my money in the CD market right now? I can pull it out anytime I want and its just free money compared to guessing when the recession is going to hit

i tried formatting my post like 4 times and i have no idea what the system thinks is wrong with it but i was making a point with this image that apparently the jews don't want me to make so anyway fuck niggers jannies and jews

>>57748351
>I'm going to buy some stocks with it.
Based. Happy divvy day, fren
>>57748358
What about it, nerd?
>>57748387
The surge pricing will bring in more cattle to dine on slop, anon. Deep down you know this to be true.

>>57748505
because it underperforms the index

>>57748505
invest money you aren't going to possibly need into higher yield equities, if you want to keep your emergency savings in CDs or bonds or a HYSA or whatever it doesn't matter it's all the same shit, getting in on 'risk-free' treasury yield. Go for it.

>>57748528
I cannot wait for the spergs to try and hash out the min/max formula for bugermaxxing.

>>57748496
5.6% expected move + low premiums on deep otm puts = lotto tickets on ADSK

>>57746522
>Liberated Wagie
>Creeping back into Lower Middle Class
>Student loans fucked my NW
>NW at Groceries tier

I have no mouth, and I must scream

>>57748528
>What about it, nerd?
You don't get to enjoy it as much in boomer dividend stocks

>>57748534
yes but it will never go down, its like rollinga gamble with a 95% success rate vs an always success rate for a little less and the tax is lower if your income is bad vs the standard tax rate for stocks. If you make under 44k youre getting a 12% tax instead of a 20%

>>57748528
surge pricing is a good solution to the problem of fast food companies losing business because mindless mutt cattle all trying to get fast food at the exact same time and clogging up the lines so much it goes out to the street, and people like me drive past and see that shit and say "nope". They are recouping those lost sales by charging those retards shitting up their venues more. It's actually bullish. Earnings to rise.

>>57747683
Interesting. I have SPG and did have PSA till I got rid of anything with less than an A Schwab rating but am thinking of maybe getting it again and the WY I had which is land real estate (timber).

>>57748560
That may be true, but it's absolutely 100X more comfy. Cannot deny that.
>>57748565
>Earnings to rise.
Absolutely agree with that. What're these golems going to do, learn to cook? Lol

>>57748549
Well from a volume profile and TA perspective, I could see ADSK 240p's working and maybe it tags 230, but we are in dip slurp city. Same with SNOW and that 200 level.

That late 2021 ADSK plunge was when the stock was already top heavy, failing at a lower high just shy of ATH.

Holy fuck CEG. How do you shoot up 19% in 24 hours operating fucking nuke plants?

>>57748234
A single sandwich costs like $7 too

>>57748234
>>57748671
You guys are still doing this incorrectly. A hamburger and a large soda is still less than $3 at Mcdonald's with that 20% coupon. They're raping you but I'm raping them also on their loss leaders. Free chicken sandwich coming

>>57747870
BLESSED
A
SHIT THAT SOUNDS PRETTY CLOSE TO FUCKIN LEGIT
E
D

>>57748662
The anti nuke hippies admitted defeat

stocks are like sports teams for nerds which is why i only buy gamestop, since i'm a patriots fan

>>57748631
2021's dump was because of conservative guidance. Everything worth something in this market is making ATHs and those that aren't are plummeting on even the slightest sniff of earnings despite beating.

Of course it could pull a NET and rocket but the company doesn't have the pull it once did. This goes more so for ADSK. I'm less confident in SNOW

>>57748713
Actually your comment about being top heavy made me look into DELL. Maybe I should buy puts on that too. Unless it pulls an SMCI with muh rack guidance muh NVDA it should dump to 80

>>57748662
shorts absolutely irradiated

>>57748713
The CEO is going to say AI a dozen times and I’m going to take your money.

>>57748712
>since i'm a patriots fan

Anyone! Anyone! I need TA on MMM, pretty pretty please?

>>57748824

>>57748579
SPG is good they purchased a mall by where I used to live and livened it up well. As for PSA companies in a business sector like that seems pretty stable what was your avg cost per share?

>>57748774
Didn't work for CSCO
Didn't work for PANW
Didn't work for Unity

>>57747310
Do you sortino max? or are you are a nigCAGR?

You should really have ENLV exposure if you're a gambler like me.
Trail results end of March

>>57748886
I've sold it (PSA) all now but see that I did buys at 297 and 286 spanning Jan 8 to Feb 23.

So who else bought AAPL today?

The Bobo thesis still stands.

Should I short BYND tomorrow

>>57749038
The thesis might, but does bobo himself still stand? Or is that bussy too gaped to stand?

>>57749003

>>57748941
Isn't this just hedgefundie

>>57747278
>13 years until retirement

>>57749003
I put SIGA in my buy list so that's breddy close.

>>57749003
Bought 10 MSFT, don't know if I'm buying 20 more or buying Apple tomorrow

>>57749038
Bear markets are just a thing of the past like rotary phones, floppy disks, pages, and market bubbles.

>>57749069
Regardless of TA why would you buy a shitty product?

>>57749074
I am a wild and crazy guy!

SOUN is cooked calls on BBAI at the open

>>57749003
I remember buying some during the 1 trillion dollar hype just to sell it when it was got to 1 trillion. It was a fomo moment it was literally free money. Almost as free as the tesla jumps just before the pandemic

>>57748880
110 in 3yrs, FUCK PISS OUT MY ASS! ty anon

>>57749155
I'm waiting for Tesla to dump more before I consider buying.

>>57749082
what about selling gold and bonds whenever QQQ drops below 45% from it's high and buy the fucking dip?

>>57748983
I see, what’s your reason for thinking about getting WY? I don’t know much about timber markets

Fuck it, I'm just going to buy companies that I think are BASED but have good financials too. I should have stuck with buying AXON NIGGER SHOCKERS no matter what the Schwab Equities Rating was. I want NATGAS AND OIL, TANKERS, DEFENSE, DE, CAT, NUE, WY, and TRAINS, plus a lot of other MISC. I knew shit would get confusing if I ventured beyond NATGAS AND OIL futures BASED ETFs. Everything is just so much simpler when you stick to NATGAS AND OIL futures BASED ETFs but I feel the CALL OF THE STOOKS. I want NIGGER SHOCKERS and now they are POOMPED already. I'm glad I solded BRK.B tho.

Forexbros, where we at?
Think I finally got something that works. Just gotta watch my risk management and FOLLOW MY FUCKING SYSTEM and it should be smooth sailing (this can include adjusting it so I tighten my SL once I hit some profit, but before my TP)

>>57749248
Fuck outta here, I'll stick to my SOXL calls

>>57749227
Now you're talking, Warren. You have to invest like a boomer but still stay up to date with tech and current trends.

>>57749193
>QQQ drops below 45%
And when is that

>>57749248
LOOK AT THIS BIG STEPPA

>The crab will leave his crab dwelling forever
What did he mean by this?

The yield curve (10y-2y) will uninvert July 19th, 2024. It came to me through schizo Excel spreadsheeting.

>>57749221
Oh I've boughted them twice too, actually more but I'm using a different account now so don't have all of my references available but got it in this one Jan 7 and Feb 23 and solded yesterday when I decided to get rid of anything less than an A Schwab rated. I found them in the screener sometime last year maybe summer when I was looking to get I think 3 to 4 STOOKS from all 11 sectors and REITS was the toughest for me to figure out which ones seemed stable and solid enough. I looked at all of the peer comparison data Schwab provides for hours and hours narrowing shit down as best I could tell with my shit knowledge of business financials. It was actually that shit knowledge of business financials that led me to want to just say FOOK IT and lean on the Schwab ratings but here they are having caused me to miss out on the AXON NIGGER SHOCKER POOMP and on the same day UNH took $20 from me and they were A rated but there was no way for the Schwab quants to know that the fuckin JUSTICE DEPT was going to announce an anti trust probe but still I do hold them responsible for missing the NIGGER SHOCKERS.

>futures
I THINK IT MIGHT BE WHAT WE NEED
TO LET US GO REST IN PEACE
I KNOW WE'VE FALLEN OUT OF LOVE
BUT WOULD YOU HAVE THIS ONE LAST DANCE WITH ME

https://youtu.be/SX0llirxN7Y

>>57746522
Holy nubiz. Remember pre 2021 when anything under 9 figs was peasantry? And it wasn’t all talk, anons had really made it the previous cycle and were back for more. I fucking hate biz now .

>he doesn't own LAAC
>he doesn't own LUNR
I pity you

>>57749221
>>57749294
BCC is the chad lumber stock. WY is for faggots scared of chainsaws and sawmills and ain't never lost a hand or got a foot crushed under falling timber.

Are you guys in on LUNR just for shits and giggles too?

>>57749227
LOCO and M are the most nigger tier stocks.

>>57749396
>9 figs

>>57749227
also you sold brk.b wtf anon? did you not listen to the pitcher when he said you never sell?

I need a 10x on 100k. Do I buy TQQQ?

>>57749272
it's happened before fren

Threaded

>>57749518

>>57749518

>>57749518

>>57749524
everybody is in a hurry to bake these days

>>57749524
still quite a bit of life left in this one fren

>>57749272
if you really want some boomer fuel lol

>>57749422
Mighty nice lookin chart too, but as was written, WY was chosen to cover the Real Estate sector with the goal of having 3 to 4 STOOKS from each of the 11, and BCC is an Industrial and REITs was the toughest sector to fill. I remember I went with at least one cell tower land leaser too.

>>57749499
I was selling everything with less than an A Schwab rating, and BRK/B is a C.
>>57749540
NATGAS
AND
OIL

then!

>>57749494
Middle class starts at 8 figs, anon. Sorry you had to find out this way.

>>57747126
"Defense" top fucking kek

>>57747683
hello cute anime girl (boy). I also have been buying agnc. I think its a great hedge against personal living expenses.

>>57748467
To pay off a debt you retard, no private business is legally required to accept cash in exchange for a product