/biz/ - Business & Finance

LUNR story, it can't be a p&d if USA Today is writing huge columns about it; can it?

Wait is gamestop still a thing?

>>57734377
LUNR literally made history, and has more missions already planned for 2024, and you fags are skeptics.

>>57734406
I have 500 shares but starting to feel like a baggie.

>>57734510
Literally forget about them and check back in a year. Or, you can sell covered calls, e.g. with a strike of 15 for a year from now. That should bag you $300 right now, and if you get executed in a year you're still making nice bank, but you'll miss out on gains if this shit goes sky high. I actually sold a $25 strike call for march 15 that some retard paid $65 for, kek.

Up to you anon but I'm not selling this shit any time soon.

>>57734330
The reason people trade TA is because it works and it sometimes works.

And it only sometimes works because people believe in it and people follow it and people trade upon it. And therefore computers are also programmed to trade on it, because we're inferior creatures and we program the computers to be dumber than us.

You know this. It's not a science. It can create bankruptors much faster than it can create bankruptees. But people trade on it. When they stop trading on it, they stop trading on it. But when they go, they go. And that's TA. You're following the dumbasses.

>>57734563
wtf is going on there

>>57734586
he's saying it works because people believe it works but when you're trading on it, it isn't based at all on any kind of reality besides idiots believing it and consequently, the house of cards can fall in with a small breeze

>>57734586
He's a courier in some shithole like South Africa

I don't think Rivian is going to go under and they are likely worth at least ten billion they're valued at.
I could be biased though because I live in spitting distance of their new plant site, so I see it every day.
Fuck, idk. Should I buy some?

>>57734637
My nigga.
>>57734586
>>57734640
Road rage incident. He thought someone was shooting at him. Crazy person. But I think it fits the TA.
>NVDA

>>57734640
caught Driving While White?

ok

>soundhound ai got a nice pump
Where we getting off bluds

This thread sure could you some
NATGAS
OIL
and
SCHWAB EQUITY RATINGS

I like this thread.

I hate this thread

When will this bubbly market pop? What will trigger it?

>futures
MY HOPE HAS STARTED TO FADE
BUT THE FEELINGS GROW DEEPER
I HATE LIVING THIS WAY
SCARED THAT I'M GETTING WEAKER

https://youtu.be/z26ik3T3Ekw

God Bless XOM

>>57734563
>>57734586
>>57734669
i was wondering what luke smith was up to these days

>>57734330
Lol this thread is too shitty to get recycled even. Hahahahaha!

How is $CAVA looking tomorrow?

/smg/ goes to shit during American hours.

>>57736821
ur mom goes to shit with another girl in ONE CUP

How is Bidenomics treating you, /smg/?

>>57736854
God laid off last year but my net worth keeps going up because of stocks so... hard to say

>>57736854
Could be worse. I do gay stuff for fun now. Not because I need the money.

>>57736854
they found residual pesticides in the oats

>>57736878
Um based fagposting?...

>>57736854
>KEELOONOOVA

>>57734406
>let's give dadless tards who build a TOP HEAVY LANDER shitloads of money to do more shit
Not one dad there told those faggots it needed a lower center of gravity?

Things that go POOMP in the night (just saw muh HOOD line go up)

Why is it so quiet?

So is BTC going to beat the S&P or what?

NOT MY ZOOM PUTS


AIAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE

>>57737078
Hidden tigers

Which stock should I buy today?

>>57734330
fuck this stock market, no volume and i dont believe in that shit. Better for me to trade on news in forex market. waaiting for cpi and nfp to trade based on the inflation rate. I've been doing this for almost 1 year and it worked. just have to pay more attenetion towards the inflation rate prediction that i got from truflation and investment.com lmao

Should i cope some NVDA mow or is it too late
Is it going to $1000

>>57737407
its going to 1400 minimum EOY

Lets say in the near future the sum of every ai application generates $1T per year. If companies wanted a 30% margin and NVDA was the only supplier to the ai industry, this would put their revenue at $750B a year and earnings of half that at $375B a year. At 15 times earnings this would put NVDA at 5.6T market cap almost 3x from here.

>>57737577
>and NVDA was the only supplier to the ai industry
AMD has stuff out now and there's already interest in diversifying away from Nvidia as a sole source. The big cloud providers (MS, AWS, etc) are looking at rolling their own silicon. And I keep seeing news articles about how companies are going from FOMO to "what does it do for my bottom line" on AI.

>>57737387
Please dont trade forex news. Banks set the rates and it gives them cart blanche to manipulate the market with plausible deniability. Stocks is one thing, forex is another. NFP, CPI prints, FomC meetings, just don't. Elections too.
$EVZ is low, forex is not trending. Stick to equities, buy some tech longs on a dip, set a stop loss, and forget about it for a month or two. Play the long game.

How do I invest in AI and robots and shit?
No startup meme garbage, like real shit only. How do I invest in an emerging industry so that when robots replace wagies I will have cash?

If no good reply I will FOMO into Tesla

>>57737713
>Tesla
NGMI
Try Amazon they have been pouring money into robo slaves for years. Tesla is a car company never forget that.

>>57738192
several car companies have produced robots

Just going to buy Nancy Pelosi stocks and gmi

Anyone else here just doesn't care anymore and gone all in on DGS?

>>57737407
>Is it going to $1000
this week yes

>>57737407
Move on from NVDA,PANW is the next play

When is it going to be our turn?

>>57738738
statistically speaking 2025

Nvidia will pump today. Expect to see +25, maybe even +27 USD

was this board always 99% crypto?
outside this thread and precious metals there seems to be nothing else

wish I were having anal sex with a hot woman right now

>>57739101
Imagine it going above $1k
Will just fly straight to 1.3k once it happens

>>57739155
Make it 98,99%
One slop at a time.

In case you missed it last night, start your day off right buy watching my update so you can actually make money for once in your life. Baggot especially needs to watch.

https://youtu.be/4U-bgvO1wWQ?si=tSRdu7Mdu1ZNe079 [Open]

>>57739249
I will never open anything by a tranime incel

>>57739255
You will do as you're told!

>>57739275
ok, sorry

>>57739313
My son will not watch the tranime.
Reject tranime, return to gains.

>>57739249
I’m going to buy more
NIGGERS
YENTAS
CHINKS
BEANERS

>>57739341
It's been scientifically proven that marriages involving anime girls have a 0% divorce rate.

SOUN about to be bussin frfr

>>57739249
Never watched
>never will
did you end up in SHOT or LUNR?

>NVDA -.5%

ITS OVER FOR TRCH TRANNIES AND REDDITORS AHAHAHHAHAH WE WON BAGGIE BEAR

Schwab is my brokerage but I keep 33 cents in Robinhood because their charts are really cvool to watch in real time.

>didnt listen when i told you to buy SOUN
>didnt listen when i told you to buy OMQS

>>57740946
I've never been more certain of anything in my entire life.

>>57740978
i sodl SOUND after its first pump. Made profit but considering its recent performance I've slight regrets.

>lowe's reports sales down 6.2%
>expects sales to be down 2-3% this year
>up 2.8%
>markets are supposed to be efficient

>>57740995
Just bought calls. Thanks baggot

why isn't intel a good buy right now, doesn't it have potential for exponential growth with how the future is looking? don't we see a path where AI generation is so core, cpus capable of simulating decent gpu capabilities might be the norm for phones and work pcs. in this case, wouldn't intel be poised to be the best for this and therefore go crazy like nvidia did?

>>57739249

Get a look at the horror chart on /lit/

Help yourself out

Why work 12 hour shifts if you slaying the trading game?

Liquified female natural gas

BrapGasbros we're BACK

>>57741027
How can I tell if my natural gas is female or not?

>/smg/ completely dead
bull market totally over, confirmed

>>57741027
based and feembrap pilled
>>57741041
if it stinks bad, it's from men or ugly women, if it stinks good, it's from hot women

BIG starting to gain steam. Earnings on the 7th, you still have time.

HIMS chads where we at?

>>57741015
You mean you sold calls right?

>>57741080
No baggie. I bought $825 calls for friday.

>>57741053
Incel confirmed. Hot women have the nastiest farts. Men are constantly taking them out to lavish dinners like steak and seafood and trying to get them drunk. That shit is foul after digestion.

>>57741080
Who's Fat Hands?

>>57741093
LIGMA
BALLS

>indices crabbing
how unfun Clarence

>>57741088
>he doesn't enjoy the natural gas emanating from the sphincters of attractive women
spotted the virgen

mornin' fellers

>NVDA sisters... not like this...

Munger carried Buffet. The magic is gone.

Damn near my entire AI watchlist is green today

>>57741150
like what? it's going green rn

>bobos
AY (YOU)
LITTLE NIGGA
GET OFF ME
CHILDS PLAY

>Year of the Crab

>>57741087
Well I bought $770 Ps for Friday. Lets see who wins. Good Luck! You're going to need it.

>>57741087
You will make it (a little)

Why are you'll wypeepoo splitting threads?

$MPW is mooning today. I said yesterday that it would. You can't have the fundamentals that $MPW has, and also have a short interest of 47% without seeing some risk to shorts.

>bought SOUN around this time last year
>did nothing but crab for months
>give up and close my position
>now it finally decides to do something
on no news nonetheless

>>57741226
What do you mean "no news"?

You gotta know when to hold ‘em know when to fold em no when to walk away know when to sell

>>57741225
>MPW
snail anon is gonna be MAD

There's a stock that's been on my mind
All the time, NIG-NIG VIDEO, oh, oh
Now, I don't even know what they do
But I like the stock anyhoo, NIG-NIG VIDEO, oh, oh

Ah, if there's a dip, I'll be there
I'd come slurping anywhere, it's all I need, all my life
I feel so good if I just say the word, NIG-NIG VIDEO
Just say the word, oh, NIG-NIG VIDEO

I'm back on the liquor.

>>57741237
how do you know what to do when it's crabbing this hard though?

>OMQS
lol
lmao
all you have to do is listen to /smg/

>>57741256
For business reasons or simply for leisure?

>had the chance to take 25% profits on sound calls this morning
>didn't and now they're down 10%
:(

PLUG

My SOFI stock doin' a lil sumthin

>>57741256
I haven't had much liquor lately, but I got these Sugar Free Baja Blast things that are 5% alcohol. I was drinking those and gambling on sports. They're pretty tastey, I'm thinking I should get some Stoli tonight and mix them with the Vodka.

>>57737713
Unironically VT and then when you see someone set themselves as an outlier that will run away from the herd you buy them with your fun money as Jack Bogle intended.

>>57734330
God damn OP is a faggot.

>>57741263
The liquor makes me see it clearly Randy.

Is there an inverse leveraged Ruger etf?

>>57741312
I want burgers, Mr. Lahey. Burgers.

>>57741262
My lil (YOU) doin a lil sum sum today too

Shills hate this one trick.
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)

>>57741320
I'm shorting this bitch. I bet they tank earnings tomorrow.

>>57739249
I shouldn't be surprised you're a phoneposter too.

>>57741262
????? It went up 5 cents. Are you celebrating?

>>57741332
Why are you talking cents instead of %

>>57741259
Crab markets are Index and Divvy markets.

I'm trying to learn some financial modeling concepts. The screenshot is for MODG, using last years "Normalized Income" for B2 and a 10% growth rate per year for 5 years.

This gets me to about $23/share price. But when I use various DCF calculators online it shows low single digit share price. Can someone walk me through the flaws here? I followed a tutorial on WSP for this.

Arm bros... is it over?

Where's BNS nigger?
Who's selling BNS here? Provision for credit losses went up 50 percent and yet the stock is up a lot

I am FOMOing into $BIG

>>57741202
We're gaining momentum and bounced off 784 a few times already. 792 by 1130

>>57741027
>bought $800 of a small Norwegian airline a couple months ago
>sold in December for a 45% profit
>price went up another 40% or so since
>could have been up 115% if I hadn't sold

>>57741237
>e sold Glencore.

>>57741393
I disagree, (((they))) are slapping the bid more than the ask, this usually ends up in people lowering their bids, or just strait up pulling the bids.

>Are you stressed Anon?
I am

Lets do this niggers

>>57740976
BASED BASED BASED

>>57741415
Well we keep hitting that 784 and its not dipping lower. Its been low volume this morning so any amount of pick up in volume is gonna send this straight back to 800 today.

Market is so boring I might die.

>>57741415
(((they))) can try to hold this line, but it will break, and then I'll be able to dump my puts for a ton of extra shekels.

>>57741312
Based TPB poster.

>>57741448
>>57741453

Guys sell a bit more LUNR so my put is assigned and I get to SLURP this mf some more. Thank you.

>>57741351
how did you get your terminal value?

>>57741237
Does anyone have his previous pic so we can see what he sold?

another crab day

>>57741493
only pics I save are of rockers apt and gookfus tits

>>57741510

>>57741510
It will crab for another week or two.

No price action this week. Just go out and touch some grass instead. Check back on Monday.

>DAX
I will never ever care about Macro ever again.

boring pumping day.

Literally every time I enter a trade the market crabs or reverses. I will never again have a trade that actually continues in my direction

>>57741459
>>57741312
>>57741256
>julian

bros
I've been bleeding money with aaplel and I can't decide if I should buy more aapl to reduce the blow or buy amd now that it has been dipping.

>>57741544
Such a good show, the trannies had to ruin it...

>>57741490
(Year 5 cash flow * (1+terminal rate)) / (discount rate - terminal rate)

Should I be using the discounted cash flow value here instead of reg cash flow? I think the vid had reg cash flow for y5

>>57741549
I think apple will domp until it's PE ratio approaches lower twenties

Another comfy day with no worries.

How are we feeling Boglechads?

>>57741553
>Should I be using the discounted cash flow value here instead of reg cash flow?
i wouldnt think so because you are then discounting the terminal value anyway so i would think you would use the nominal cash flows in coming up with the terminal value and then discount the terminal value as you have done. i remember doing this shit in college a while back along with the CAPM stuff. i have never implemented it into my trading though

>>57741552

>>57741490
You can safely put 2 percent for terminal growth rate and I'd put a higher discount rate than that too
Also you're calculating enterprise value with unlevered free cash flow thus you need to subtract net debt before dividing by shares outstanding

>>57739249
>Ditching your phone because you're sick of YouTube shorts
>Pot cheaper and more popular than tobacco
My Lynch senses are tingling. Short $GOOG, long $MSOX.

OMFG I'm getting blown the fuck up on these NVDA puts.

>>57739155
/biz/ was created as a containment board for crypto because crypto was taking over /g/

bros... any tips for learning to trade options on more than just a hunch/speculation? Still feel like I'm largely gambling. Any resources would be appreciated

>>57739249
>thai trannies
it truly is the end game for us all isnt it?

>>57741641
i bought one nvda and gonna ride it to make it town

>>57741641
Baggie, if you're unironically putting and not trolling, how much money have you lost by now? It should be in the six figures or over 50% of your portfolio lost, no?

>>57741587
Nice weather over here in SCHWABAR"A"TINGKINGLAND too!

>>57741641
Many such cases.

>>57741645
Stick to shares or LEAPS to start, because your sense of timing is probably shit and options involve a massive timing component.

Why is the bloody bitch BENCHOD Cohen in the OP?

wasn't there a fedspeak today somewhere ? Thought I saw that yesterday evening.

>>57741641
Baggie buy NVDA to singlehandedly end the bull market.

>>57741656
I'm down $10 on this one and up $740 on that one. So one winner and one loser, i'm even steven.

0dte goobers please do something and move my SPY

>>57741613
This was for this guy>>57741553

>>57741671
I've been trading shares for a bit so looking to take the next step

Meanwhile, in NYC tunnels

>>57741657
And a wonderful day's for you fren.

Is it normal to shit blood when you reach age 30?

>>57741723
is baggie the one offering her a drink?

Is bumble put a good earnings play?

>>57741727
yeah, if you have colon cancer

>>57741720
Then Investopedia and your broker's education center are your next steps.

Or the mysterious, esoteric source of information known as the OP.

>>57741723
Just saw a she elf willingly get gob'd

The Elven Realm has fallen.

Millions must set sail for the Undying Lands.

>>57741727
Shitting blood is never normal
unironically get help

>>57741686
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

>>57741686
preferred inflation comes out today, or maybe it is out already. it will be a nothingburger

>>57741727
are you a faggot? if so yes. otherwise no.

>>57741750
>This IS financial advice.

>>57741727
Hemorrhoids.

>>57741734
no thats my grandfather you prick

>>57741727
Yeah, don't worry about it if it's fresh blood, if it's coagulated dark blood then maybe consult a doctor.

>>57741727
Only if you have hemorrhoids or you wiped too hard

>>57741727
Financially?

EUR/USD is the little engine that could

>>57741727
i started shitting blood when I was 30, it went away on its own.

>>57741745
>>57741750
>>57741765
>>57741774
>>57741783

I took something called psyllium fiber and it made my poop 3 times as big and think it tore my ass which caused the blood. just a warning to anons

>he doesn't hold a globally diversified portfolio through index funds that is overweight on the US and small cap value stocks

Down to my last $200. How can I make back my losses?

>>57741645
>Still feel like I'm largely gambling.
that's because it is

>>57741796
Same, just at 24.

>>57741797
Now you're ready

>>57741797
bearish for psyllium fiber manufacturers

>>57741727
If the blood is in the toilet after you make stool, you have an intestinal bleed which is usally very serious. If its only on the TP when you wipe, then its just hemmorhoids. A healthy diet with plenty of fiber will help clear that up.
Your 30s are when you have to actually start eating a healthy diet. No more binging on entire dominos pizzas and wings, unless you wanna shit your guts out daily and get colon cancer or IBS.

>>57741797
>psyllium fiber
you're not supposed to take that until mid 60s.

>>57741797
Bruv, It's literally nothing if it's fresh blood.

>>57740938
I bought LUNR. Thanks for the Jewish curse btw, I'm down 25% already.

Kek baggies

>>57741796
>>57741797
Yeah it's hemorrhoids it's common to have shit with blood but you should still get your ass checked just incase.

>>57741801
0dte spy options we've been over this.

>>57741818
hold it for 30 years, they either mine asteroids and you'll get 10 million or you'll lose $100.

>>57741818
Based

Dumping everything on VWCE and calling it

>>57741823
i bet you encourage daily prostate exams too you fucking faggot, fuck off with this shit

>>57741819
>they would tell Bloomberg if they were

>>57741797
>got memed into taking metamucil
i did too, maybe from /ck/. anyways these milk frother things do a nice job of mixing it up

>>57741797
This is how us boomers reproduce it’s perfectly normal

>>57741797
>I took something called psyllium fiber and it made my poop 3 times as big and think it tore my ass
that's literally only hot if you're an attractive woman. Keep that to yourself unless that's the case. If you are indeed a woman, send me photographic evidence and shit into my mouth

If you guys would just clean up your diet you wouldn't need to take fiber like a fucking boomer just to be able to poop normally. Get your shit together anons.

>>57741869
If your off-spring is a piece of shit, you're probably a boomer.

>le horizontal consolidation over time for yet another leg higher

Dead market
Dead gaem

>>57741884
accurate, I like boomers more than millennials and zoomers that whine all the time

I ordered a fleshlight
Bottom signal for consumer consumption

YESSSS DIEEE NVDA DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57741854
Hey, Fat Hands
Why's the market crabbing

>>57741920
>-0.45%

>want to get my balls licked
>too afraid to go to prostitutes because I don't want to catch STDs
>not going to pay for a blowjob in a condom
Shit's fucked.

>>57741797
I take psyllium husk regularly but it never made my ass bleed. But once I took a shit so big I thought the toilet was going to break.

For your consideration

>SoundHound: A Tale of Repeated Failures and a Desperate Bid to Cash in on AI Hype.

>NVIDIA Investment Misunderstanding: Media outlets inaccurately hyped NVIDIA's holding of 1,730,883 SoundHound shares as new, despite it being an investment from 2017.

>CEO's Media Maneuvering: SoundHound's CEO, Keyvan Mohajer, exploited the hype, dodging questions about the company's acquisition prospects and NVDA stake, misleading investors with insinuations of potential deals.

>Company History of Failures: SoundHound has tried multiple businesses and failed each time, incinerating over $500m of investors money.

>SoundHound Music Discovery App: A subpar Shazam copycat with far less users.

>Melodis Voice Dialer & Hound: Examples of SoundHound's products that failed due to poor foresight and strategic planning, getting overshadowed by standard features in smartphones and larger platforms.

>Financial Struggles:

>SoundHound's revenue growth is far below initial projections, with a significant gap between expectations and reality.

>The company rapidly burns through cash.

>SoundHound's valuation is disproportionately high, hinting at an unrealistic market expectation fueled by AI hype.

>Insider Transactions: Insiders notably the CEO himself have been selling shares.

>Dilution Concerns: Repeated financing rounds and stock offerings suggest a pattern of diluting shareholder value to keep the company afloat, raising questions about SoundHound's long-term viability.

>Speculative AI Mania: SoundHound appears to be leveraging current AI excitement to attract investment and attention, despite a lack of substantial growth or success in its core business areas.

>>57741929
You have me confused with John Rocker. My name is Bagholder Extraordinaire, but everyone calls me Big D.

Baggies sisters, the moass is finally here

>>57734714
>white

>>57741944
Check
BIG D in the heezous.

>>57741938
there is no greater joy that having a 19 year old who is 17 levels above your attractiveness level as a fat ugly incel piece of shit lick your balls and asshole for money and farting into her mouth while she does it to make yourself feel better about your lot in life - at least I'm not her.

>>57741962
ok Vince

Mad about not jumping in PANW yesterday. Did Pelosi buy anything today?

>>57741986
>Pelosi
she, her whole family tree, her husband and his whole family tree, every associate they both have and everybody mentioned in both of their wills should be put against the wall and shot in Minecraft

>>57741962
I might be fat, but I'm neither ugly nor an incel. As for a piece of shit, that's debatable.
>lick your asshole
Nigga you gay

>>57742003
>I might be fat, but I'm neither ugly

>>57741940
I made my $1000 and got out.

>>57742003
>>lick your asshole
>Nigga you gay
>he has not felt the sweet bliss of a female tongue sliding down your balls into your ass
I pity you.

Why did Johnson & Johnson spin off their consumer products division?

>>57741998
irrelevant, did she buy anything or not

>>57742016
I don't respect most americans, but that guy on the pic is probably one of those that I do respect.

>>57742020
Congrats anon.

I heard there was a bloody ass in here, financially speaking
Check em

>>57741986
>he's mad about stocks

Added moar new SCHWAB "A" EQUITIES RATINGS STOOKS to my COOLECTION this morning after selling the last of my non essential "B"s and "C"s:
AMAL
AMRX
CDNA
CNC
CSCO
EBTC
FIHL
GNW
HALO
HRB
JWN
NWL
SEM
UPBD
WS
WSM

>>57742035
no and you can check here - https://www.insideralerts.co/congress/trading/members/nancy-pelosi?utm_campaign=cramer&utm_medium=x&utm_source=social&utm_content=congress
keep in mind that they don't have to disclose their purchases for 30 days until they have to pay some joke of a fine

>>57742027
The talc cancer thing maybe?

Argieanon here, YPF earnings coming up. It's the biggest oil/fuel/natgas company in the country. It's 51% state owned iirc but Milei wants to sell it off. Fuel prices have increased at least 100% in the past year so I imagine their financials are getting in better shape, but it's already rosen from ~$10 in Nov to ~$18 now.

I have some shares and I sold a call with a strike of 19, I might get executed, but oh well. No idea what earnings can do it, really. I have a slight bullish expectation but could go either way.

This is financial advice.

Nobody is ever talking about CVNA in here, but why? This has been a bigger move than GME in 2021 and much more long running and organic

>>57742063
elvis was a degenerate faggot propped up by kikes

>>57742073
>This has been a bigger move than GME in 2021
no it hasn't

GBP/USDsissies... it's our time!

>>57742071
Why not buy it back before SHTF?

>>57742092
forexgroids out of this thread

>>57742073
We do talk about it but usually just to say "why the fuck is this company's stock doing so well" when they were on the verge of bankruptcy not that long ago.

>>57742075

>>57742073
I did.
I also sold it today.
The move happened, I’m not basing my retirement around car vending machines and illegals not defaulting in the cars they got through Carvana.

>>57742112
CAR VENDING MACHINES!!!!

seriously, who is still buying at these prices?

>>57741819
>per

>>57742105
Meh, I got in at 17, selling part of my shares at 19 + the 0.8 premium isn't bad. I'm bullish for a year or two but not sure I'm bullish for longer, so whatever.

Honestly I would have expect having an ancap president would make me feel a lot better about argie stocks but he's such a fucking psycho that I can't really trust much.

Except LAAC and MELI, I'm extremely bullish for them long-term. But YPF is very tied to govt one way or another.

>Google AI turns out to be shit
>"Heh, those woke images sure are funny"
>Don't think about it further over the weekend
>Stock drops 5% yesterday after open
AHHHHHHH HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS SUCH AN OBVIOUS PLAY

I bought RKLB and waiting for LUNR to drop some more before I buy that as well.

I do it because I like space exploration.

>>57742070
Like it could limit their liabilities in future lawsuits? I could see that being true.

NVDA WENT GREEN TEAM GREEN IS BACK

>>57742140
>waiting for LUNR to drop some more before I buy that as well.
brother you can sell a put with a strike of 5 and apr 19 expiry for $100 right now

>>57742146
Holy moly.......

>>57742124
I told you to sell your puts at the bottom. Uh oh baggie, living up to the name.

>>57742159
based strategerie. Spread the knowledge

>>57742125
Future millionaires, chud.

>>57742107
but where else can we call home, massa...

>>57742071
Ok, I bought a small bag for fun. If this turns out to be a bad idea I'm going to call you a nigger though.

>>57742170
I'm not worried. My $840P is still green and still has plenty of time on it.

>>57742139
Yeah. It was pretty predictable it'd drop by a little bit. Fact still remains that they are one of the most promising leaders in AI development - even if it isn't as ready for user facing applications yet.

My AI bet is on GOOGL for the longterm. Nows the time to accumulate.

>>57742139
The jeet CEO even had to issue a public statement about it, their AI is so dogshit.

>>57742191
thank you sir please continue to not redeem your shares

BIG bros, we're back!

>CVNA up 18%

Not a lot of sister-fucking going on at Google, therefore, not a lot of profit.

>>57742170
That was the last time you'll see NVDA green for the rest of the week, and this post is a fact because this post is dubz.

>>57742191
Random hobbyist devs are making better AI than google. There are bots that can accurately summarize 30 minute Youtube videos by the minute. How Google has not implemented such easy low hanging fruit that improves their product noticeably just shows how incompetent the company management is.

Gamestop bros when will Ryan save us?

>>57742187
lol, brother I wasn't shilling for you to buy, just to take a look, but it may go well for you

Honeslty if earnings tanks the price it may pay off to keep YPF and sell calls on it. It can become quite volatile if this retard Milei open his trap.

>>57742212
SELL
while you can

the BIG play is actually happening right now. normies still havent noticed. its now or never for an easy 2-3x

>>57742242
No

>>57742139
Microsoft sucks dick too.

>>57742204
Go on. Keep buying Apple and Nvidia.

Google has some major advantages such as:
> Develops it's own Tensor cores. Gemini doesn't need Nvidia cards
> They've been in the AI game the longest and have the most patented AI research compared to other tech giants.
> They have the most data on all of us. This might not be as critical right now, but once AI really takes off the more data it has access to the more godlike it will be.

Their only cons are
> leadership is kind of iffy
> Gemini is a train wreck because of all the stupid AI safeguards they put in.
Which the above honestly might have been intentional for us to relax around AI guidelines and be happy about them just opening everything up. Wouldn't be surprised.

>>57742276
If you're not long MSFT right now you are an absolute retard.

>>57742254
>t. Refinitiv

>>57742244
I dont believe you. I think youll get 1.5x if youre lucky.

>>57742280
not buying your jeet infested company, if they made commercial airlines they would have more crashes than boeing
luckily the worst case scenario is a product failure that everyone laughs about for a week and then it fades from memory

>>57742307
SIR! SIR! DO NOT REDEEM!

>>57742289
Eh, DDS with it's A rating>MSFT rn. Mine's up nearly 3% for the day while the C rated MSFT is down 1/2%.

Bumpkin not bakin

>>57741797
you're using it wrong. You have to take as little as 0.5-1g and drink 0.5l of water together with it. Retard

Baggot buying puts should have been your signal to ape into NVDA if you haven’t already.

>>57734401
asked myself that too yesterday, dunno

Would you this stock?

>>57742280
You think it was intentional to turn people black and make your company look like an absolute laughingstock? GOOG has no leadership or direction. Just about everything they've tried outside of their core comfort zone has been a misfire or a complete disaster. And I say this as a longtime GOOG holder but I'm not sure how much longer I'll be one.

>>57742342
eat a nigger dick you nigger faggot butt plug up the ass tranny

>>57742375
Ohh hes an angry elf

>>57742375
lol how much money have you lost?

>>57742222
Checked. My guess is swaps. CVNA stealing our buy pressure isn't new but it is annoying.

>>57742377
>elf
speaking of that has anyone of you seen ELF for the past 5 years? it 25x'd

>>57742280
Valuation looks less stretched than NVDA too. An,d while Gemini made a bad first impression, I like the fact that Alphabet quickly accepted the criticism and indicated they'll make adjustments. I'd be more worried if they'd dug in and denied the problems.

>>57742289
The copilot still told me wrong stuff. Simply mixed stuff up. That's bad. That's an easy task

>>57742382
Total Return = Plus One hundred eleven dollars

>>57742123
I just figured out that it's Car-vana like Nirvana and not caravan

somebody check the oven

>>57742418
They're about to hand us Copilot licences at my programming job. Hopefully I can prompt some HD waifus with it.

>>57742428
BLOCKHEAD

Is Nvidia going to up or down, lads?

Bought two shares of qqq as my first investment. How long until i am homeless?

>>57742398
God dayum

>>57742424
kick ass, BLESSED

>>57742424
Imagine where youd be if you listened to me and sold those stinky puts before the pump.

>>57742455
this thursday

>>57742454
why not both?

>>57741797
Purchasing it now, congrats.
Taking a huge shit is one of the few joys in life.

>>57742290

>>57742472
Imagine where you'd be if I did. Do you really want to be on the same side of this thing as me?

>>57742398
Cosmetics is not a product I understand, so I shouldn't invest in that industry. But yeah, that's amazing performance.

The gaming industry crash has begun

>>57742495
I gave you good advice because I knew you wouldnt take it. We'll never be on the same side, because I'm a winner.

this is kind of gibberish to me, but i'm sure with my robinhood account i'll figure this out.

>>57742509
says your uncle?

>>57742276
>userbenchmark
this site should get blacklisted from all search engines

>>57742509
>bearish on fun
Based.

>>57734330
I need to buy a house in 90 days. What should I buy to put my daytrading account over the edge so I can comfortably afford my down payment?

>>57742509
Capcom's doing fine. Dragon's Dogma 2 is going to be fun.

>>57734330
Any TA anon here? Is there a giant bull flag on SOUN in the intraday chart?

>>57742525
BIL

I hope elon dies

>>57742529
No, but there's a BIG bull flag on BIG

>>57742528
Wolf's hunt in packs

>>57742545
based

>>57742545
This would be bullish for my TSLA bags.

>>57742490
Yep, they are saying to hold for now. It will be interesting to see what the ratings do after this super nice POOMP. You made a good call getting into it for sure. I remember not long ago, maybe you were INVOOLVED in the discussion, someone here was talking about furniture supply chain issues, but apparently that didn't phase shit in the least.

>Wolf's

Sir?

>>57742549
Yeah, I see it

Opinions on buying this long ITM call?

>>57742590
>>57742590
>>57742590
>>57742590

>>57742490
ZOOming out tho

>>57742599
FOOK IT,
BOUGHTED
one share of BIG to hold and watch and *maybe* add to if it acts like it's calling for it. There's a LOTS of room for UPSIDE on it but no idea what fundamentals might provide catalyst.
INTERESTING PLAY tho, BIG Anon.

>>57742654
Read the first two posts of >>57741452
Lots of information

>>57742549
Hey, what can you tell me about SOUN?

>>57742592
With the halving right around the corner I wouldn't do it myself

>>57742725
god I forgot about that, thank you

UEC is recovering

>>57742073
A company that's dependent on buying cars for half what they're worth doesn't have a moat and will find it hard to grow.

>>57742370
I wouldn't be surprised. It's so bad it's hilarious.

This sort of stuff is what gets our guard down around AI safety guidelines which they will now remove. Once shit hits the fan and AI really takes off they will be all like "But you guys asked us to give it more agency..."

>>57741549
That's a dead company, you've got to dump it.

>>57742670
OK, who knows, I may even wind up
IN
A
CULT
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LIGMA
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>>57742280
Bell Labs were the best in the world with Ma bell.
Xerox had the best researchers and made the modern gui and mouse. Google invented transformers back in 2018 and did nothing with them.