/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>57734330
>>57734330
>>57734330

physical delivery of canned female natural brappy gas at room temperature

SCHWAB EQUITY RATINGS
should be put on NATGAS AND OIL price levels

>>57736713
Make sure to stay hydrated with premium bath water at reasonable and fair prices while you chase the brap dragon!

how is CAVA looking tomorrow?

My lil FBTC doing a lil sum sum.

WHERE IN TEH FUCK MUH BOIL NIGGAS @?!?!?! HUH!?!?
IT'S OUR TIME (now)

>>57736757
Hard to say, I've got a little but this POOMPIN might be JEW TRICKS trying to lure us into heavy buys thinking it's definitely bottomed and then they let the REAL trap door open up under us. I'm stickin to
APRIL
INTO
JUNE
U
N
EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART IT'S A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART

>sub 40% winrate
its SO fucking over
i will never make it

>>57737059
THE MARKETS ARE A MACHINE WHICH TRANSFERS WEALTH FROM THE IMPATIENT TO THE PATIENT

why are futes dumping for no reason?

Cashfag here. Should I just surrender and go all in bitcoin?

>>57737150
gay AI booble is popping

PLUG

>>57737164
I went all in Soxl during the last dip.

>Hong Kong plans a licensing regime under the customs department that will force crypto over-the-counter, or OTC, providers to collect customer records and add staff to monitor for misconduct. Suvashree Ghosh reports on Bloomberg Television.

>https://youtu.be/L18oYTHDoqM?feature=shared

Xi must be bitcoin bro.

>>57736686
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/core-pce-price-index-annual-change

Somebody talk to me. 3.5% expectation is hot potato

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up29jS3u94k

>>57737297
Pipstein pepsi is a CIA glow nigger.

>>57737059
Fuck cares about winrate? If you trade with the trend like a MA (of which equities additonally have a bullish bias due to inflation and interest rates) and do nothing else, you should win about 50% of the time.
What you need to do is learn to manage your risk, position sizing, and trade psychology. Doesnt even matter what you trade or how if you focus on these three things. If you cut losses and let winners run, you'll have a bunch of small winners and losers that cancel eachother other out, and a small handful of wins that just fucking run.
Who cares about win%? The real meat is your ROI at the end of the year and your drawdown

>>57737373
You are correct and that's the sneaky truth about active trading. Your TA witchcraft and wizardry is primarily focused towards minimizing headache trades. Likehitching on to the kind of thing that has no momentum and is going nowhere, yolo knife catching something with strong momentum in the opposite way you want it to go, that sort of variety of thing.

>EU dumps over night
>EU wakes up
>EU slurps the shit up
Yeah, never change

>Reuters
>@Reuters
>Number of births in Japan hits record low in 2023 http://reut.rs/49GPYva

what if the ultra loose BOJ policy has to do with that? What if you are a rather risk averse person, a "hardworking" working, honorable person and you don't really want to do anything with the stockmarket and you just want to work, live, and save money for your future generations, BUT you have a central bank that lowers rates so low you do not earn interest AND it ruins the value of your money?

Why the hell were they expecting it to become worse when inflation is easing? The french one that comes in a few minutes is expected to be better MOM (in his own rating). France has higher inflation than germany, currently.

kek baggies

>This is what Macron said last night:

>“There is no consensus today for sending in ground troops, in an official and declared way. But nothing should be ruled out. We will do everything necessary to make sure Russia doesn’t win this war”

Thanks, France for the nuclear fallout all over europe when russia strikes Paris.


>>57737709
>The company's forecast for a premature end to the mission came as new details emerged about testing shortcuts and human error that led to an in-flight failure of the spacecraft's laser-guided range finders ahead of its landing last Thursday near the moon's south pole.
An Intuitive Machines official said the loss of the range finders stemmed from the company's decision to forgo a test firing of the laser system to save time and money during pre-flight checks of Odysseus at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida.

>"There were certainly things we could've done to test it and actually fire it. They would've been very time-consuming and very costly," Mike Hansen, the company's head of navigation systems, told Reuters in an interview on Saturday. "So that was a risk as a company that we acknowledged and took that risk."

He wants you to pump money

>>57736686
first for AFL

>>57737684
>BERLIN, Feb 27 (Reuters) – German consumer sentiment is expected to stabilize at a low level in March as households are confronted with great uncertainty due to constantly rising prices and a weaker outlook for Europe's largest economy, a survey showed on Tuesday.

The consumer sentiment index published jointly by GfK and the Nuremberg Institute for Market Decisions (NIM) rose slightly heading into March, to -29.0 from a revised -29.6 the month before, in line with a forecast by analysts polled by Reuters.

>Stabilize
That's how you can turn bad data data into something positive sounding. It's below -20 for over a year. In feb 2023 it was at -30 and even -40 in Nov 2022.

>Zugleich forderte die Münchener Rück staatliche Hilfe beim Schutz gegen Extremwetter und Cyberkriminalität. >Insbesondere große Cyber-Risiken wie der Ausfall kritischer Infrastrukturen oder Cyber-Krieg könnten nicht von der Privatwirtschaft getragen werden, erklärte das Unternehmen. Ein staatlicher "Backstop" habe das Potenzial, eine Lösung für dieses komplexe Problem zu sein.
>Münchener Rück
>Reinsurance company which job is to insure insurance companies
>Extremweather is too much, also cyberattacks. >We need help by the state despite making billions.
>It's too complex (too costly they mean)
Companies are so gay.

give me some retarded play for tomorrow pls

>>57737828
all in on BOXX

shill me ai coins

Are people holding soxl, s m h, nvidia stock etc taking profits right now? It's so strange how you hear /smg/ talk about soxl all year when it's getting hammered, but when it had a huge run nobody ever talks about their sell target prices. Bear markets are so much simpler, you just buy the dip, but bull markets I still don't understand when you're supposed to take profits.

>>57737828
AFL

>>57737872
depends on the company if it is a momentum play take profits at really any time that you are up more than 10%. if you like the company you never sell the shares you hold them until you are entirely rich. the idea of investing is you buy companies that you can hold forever and compound. they have to have competitive advantages and be revenue machines.

>>57737872
leveraged funds are a terrible idea right now with high interest rates

>>57737895
but what's the idea with semiconductor ETFs? The non-leveraged kind. Is it a buy, hold and forget until you're rich kind of play or a momentum play? I mean, they're almost all good, solid companies, but at the same time incredibly overvalued right now and ready for a massive correction.

>>57737912
Does Leveraged ETFs decay faster under high interest rate?

>>57737947
read a book

>>57737939
idk that industry anon i can't tell you specifically but i think the idea is to go long on them. i consider myself a buffet disciple i listen to everything he says and one of his quotes is "if you wouldn't hold it for 10 years, don't think about holding it for 10 minutes" or in this case swing trading.

i am a boring investor that looks for companies that i can hold for the rest of my life. right now my portfolio is 100% AAPL and about to start adding >>57737883 i actually wish i was 100% in AFL due to their dividend and growing revenues in japan. also insurance by nature they have huge moats because people need insurance.

>EU just repumps the +12 hour dump in 1 1/2 hours
Holy fuck if you don't buy or close your shorts pre-EU open, you are left behind. What a shitshow.

>>57737238
he banned that shit two year ago

>>57737668
then you accept this clown world and accept to play the ponzi stock game

>>57738054
That doesn't happen within a generation. Also, why would they invest in the japanese stockmarket after what happened in 1990? It's not like the US stockmarket.

Bros what the fuck is Japan doing? Its like they want to go from the lost decade to the lost century at this rate, jesus.

>>57736686
I really wish Oni women were real, I want an Oni wife that would smother my whole face with her giant feet!

Bros, even the normiest of normies are investing now, I'm kinda scared. Recently saw a group of insta girls discussing ETFs, like what the fuck.

Does it scare anybody else? More and more bubble signals...

>start waging at supermarket in 2022
>make €2500 per month
>invest €1000 every month
>now have €35000
>get yearly dividends of €2000
even if I never make it, at least I get a months extra in wages per year just from hodling and thats almost as good, like I like my job so at this point its just like im getting paid more for the same.
ill keep on investing and cash out for a house in the future I guess.

>>57738167
That's the nature of life. Used to be you had to invest to get ahead. Soon you'll have to invest just to keep up.

NVIDIA pumps, thus the whole market, also EU pumps? lol, c'mon man.

>>57738167
Yep, my sister started in october prior to the short dump. She's investing each month or each 2 weeks, not sure which it was. And she is risk averse. It's a meme now. Everybody does it.

>>57738167
more normies = more profit opportunities

>>57738167
There could be an ETF bubble going.
Especially in the S&P500 cap weighted (ala VOO/SPY) since they are cap weighted, tech heavy, AND have auto fund flows going into them where the investors are all saying shit like
>it's safe cause it's diversified
>it only goes up
>I don't need to research or do homework on it
>it's only the best mortgag- """companies"""
Then you add the leverage in the form of SSO/UPRO/XXXX like leveraged ETF products from each of the big firms, equal weight ETF versions, QQQ/DOW etf + leveraged ETFs overlap, FANG+ and sector ETF overlap, retail options/LEAPs, and add some shadow bank swaps?

Yeah I can see how it might be a bubble, but I ain't betting against it.

>>57738167
Home Depot wagie here, even the fuckin' janitors and the 'builder'(dude that sets up ALL of the grills, logger machines, snow blowers, patio chairs, etc) were talking about stocks.

Its the summer of 1929 with shoe shine boys giving each other stock tips again kek

Woah

ZM Zoomies, don't sell until Cathie buys again.

Are there any factors or principles that you use to say choosing one stock is better than choosing another?

if so, what are they?

Personally I'm a big fan of the ratio between cash operating profit and assets.

>>57738296
hype

Fell asleep and had a dream where I was with some bozo and a fat fuck on a barren landscape overlooking Israel, and we watched warships launch nuclear missiles into Tel Aviv. Then the bozo took out an axe and start chopping the fat fuck up. It was horrible, he was begging the bozo to stop with his limbs falling off. Then the bozo turned the axe on me and was chopping me up. Then I woke up.

It's only 2AM and I can't get back to sleep. Fuck.

>>57737828
OMQS

>>57738463
turn it into ai

>>57737837
HORY
SHET
What a FASCINATING ticker. I am going to give some a go.

>>57738171
Based.

>>57738171
Fuckin THIS >>57738508
That is some real deal GMI attitude and action.

>>57737837
As best I can figure, the expense ratio is *almost* equal to the return.

>>57738480

Does anyone know any stocks to invest in WATER? I can't trade futures.

>>57738622
>I can't trade Water futures
lmao. Anyway I googled it for you you helpless retard https://www.investopedia.com/articles/06/water.asp

>>57738679
>.asp
Nice try (thanks)

>>57738622
GWRS

>>57737684
Inflation makes bonds unattractive. Inflation allows for companies to make record profits with no change in output. Clown market is driven by inflation. No inflation no clown market. Probably not popping the bubble right now, yields will fall in tandem, as people move from equities to bonds, tripping up algos making for the infamous chump pump then dump. But what do I know I'm only jewish

>Arm's IPO lockup period is an agreement that prevents certain parties from selling their shares for a certain amount of time after the company's IPO. The lockup period for Arm is 180 days, expiring on March 12, 2024.

Do I hold up to the 10th? think it will get big dumpys?

Are they dumping Oil on some ceasefire meme again?

>>57738807
>Charles looks down
>Rothschild flicks his nose
How did he fall for that one

>>57738167
>>57738233
>>57738196
>>57738213
>>57738230
heard the exact same shit in 2020

Just watched S4 of Succession and the comparisons between Waystar and Disney are unparalleled. Disney is an over bloated media company relying on cruises, theme parks and a declining movie industry. Meanwhile you have tech companies jumping in marketcap the size of Disney as a whole, Disney can't compete with tech and they will have to sell to one of the big boys if they want to survive.

Meanwhile, elsewhere on /biz/...

>>57738901
Don't 80% of hedgies trail the shit & piss 500?

>>57738837
Yes it also happened back then. But NOW really risk averse people (like my sister) are starting to jump in as they saw 2020 and 2023 and don't want to miss out. And (her explanation) inflation is high and she expects it to be high and she wants to beat inflation etc. She also doesn't want to think about it. She wants to look at it in 20-30 years (also her words). It's mindless buying.

>>57738901
>>57738927
Well, has anyone checked the volume?

WTF DAX, WHERE IS THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM

Wake up to 2 /smgs. It's finally over. This is finally the end

>>57737164
I want to sniff her balance beam
>>57737872
Running a wheel on SOXL. I don’t hold unless I have to. Brings in a nice $180 - $200 a week.

>MPC is down 8%

Are there any UK Forex anons who can help me choose a broker that will allow me to use high leverage? I'm leaning towards IC Markets as they are not FCA regulated

My chinkstocks are up 10% since a month ago bros.
Thank you based Xi!

>>57738930
better than the "mindful" buying that ends up underperforming SPY with a lot of added risk and personal stress.
saying "ETFs are a bubble" doesn't make sense, you could perhaps think "US indexes are a bubble" but I personally would disagree.

>JUST IN - Germany's Scholz rejects Macron's comments: "There will be no ground troops from NATO or EU countries in Ukraine."
EUbros we're back, no war for us, buy buy buy!

>>57738823
>Do I hold up to the 10th? think it will get big dumpys?
I sold my arm stock at 100% profit like a week ago and bought puts.

I'm a bit seething rn desu due to obvious reasons, but ultimately I'm still convinced it's gonna dump into oblivion on the 11th

Poor bobos edged all
Night then got assblasted at 12:42

>PANW 320 Premarket
I bought at 265 and I knew It was going to be free money

>>57738951
They heard me

I'm case you missed it last night, start your day off right buy watching my update so you can actually make money for once in your life. Baggot especially needs to watch.

https://youtu.be/4U-bgvO1wWQ?si=tSRdu7Mdu1ZNe079

>>57738622
there's an ETF from Ishare iirc., IH2O or smth

glad i had VKTX

ETF/Indexes are relatively new and once it crashes people will buy back into actively managed funds instead. You need to actively look at what stocks are in the index otherwise it's a ponzi

Passive investing can't work forever, there have to be changes and updates.

ok lads, Imma gonna do it, I am opening IBKR account

>>57739285
Count all the times you have to lie about something to open it.

>>57739149
wtf man the line is going straight up, just zooming up on the 1min

>>57739276
If you're young you can just park money into etfs and ride it until you get to a point where you think about retirement to squeeze out as much as you can.

>>57739266
SHEEIT
shouldn't haves sold, it's heading up more. I cut mine loose at $75 and it's $80 now. I just woke up and saw that green spike and did some THUMB FLICKIN! BOUGHTED 4 days ago for $35.

Rheinmetall getting sold off suddenly and halted, LMAO, as if -4% was excessive

>>57737150
What futes?

Any predictions for where the data today will take the market? I feel some red is in order

Electricity and routers are preconditions for AI to even work.
That’s why i own AEP and CSCO and they both have catalysts today. AEP will report earnings and Splunk will also report. Cisco is buying Splunk so their earnings will move Cisco, possibly back to ATH.
Any minor setback today is just that. Minor. Like my girlfriend.

>>57739386
It's stallin', FOOK it, just glad I made what I did. I came real close to selling it yesterday just because it had a non A SCHWAB EQUITIES RATING.

>SOUN
anon i kneel

>>57738824
>down 20 cents
>this must be the work of the jews
Cmon man. This is normal price fluctuation.

>>57739520
I am buying the SER "A" CSCO today.

>>57739172
Thank you Mr Rockerfeller. I will watch immediately and be blessed by gains today.

>>57739561
Of course, I can't figure out which thread we are using though. Goddamn thread splitters.

>BITF
apparently Bitcoin was waiting for me to close my CC's

>>57738977
WAT
A
THE FOOK ARE U TALKING ABOUT?

>>57739616
he's just compensating for the 8% daily inflation

>>57739529
Sold at 3.50$ feels bad man

>>57739684
KEK
E
K

I own a share so knew my needle would have moved, but also just had the huge VKTX spike so thought maybe it hedged, he scared me there.

>LUNR down another dollar in pre-market
Baggot should have just asked me to give him the $100 at this point. He really is the Jewish kiss of death when it comes to stocks.

We’re doin this or breaking out early and then getting rejected. Looks like binary path of progression. Mumu and/or bobo can get fucked if their not cautious
Bobo

>>57739718
>O the lines
>why wont anybody think of the lines

When the fuck are we gonna get a dip I'm tired of being on the sidelines plus I'm opening a Roth too and don't want to start any positions at fuckin ATHs fuck

I have HIMS 10 dollar calls exp 3/15 what should I do with them?

>>57739723
>don't want to start any positions at fuckin ATHs
ngmi

i'm making too much money

>>57739527
Yep, DEFINITELY glad I SOLDED at 75. I don't fuck with BIOSHITCOINS but my afk BIOBRO told me to buy some so I did for his sake.

>>57739723
Allocate a portion to stocks and a portion to bonds, as you feel like buying more, change your allocation and rebalance
I'm 50/50 bonds and stocks right now

>>57739717
KEK! Still better off than if he made you buy UONE.

>>57739723
You could wait for the next pullback but the price can rise so much between then and now that it's usually better to buy now. Since you can't predict it, you may as well be fully invested. I keep a bit of dry powder but otherwise I buy whenever I have money.

when tsla die

>>57739722
Checked. You do ((you)) nigger. I will continue making money, buying land, weapons, ammo, gold and silver. I may allow you to live in my woods despite this transgression. I understand the proclivity of your kind to do what it does.

There is a house in Jew York
They call the Rising Bull
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

>>57739791
Thanks but I don't poop outside

>>57739815
market's not even open yet

>>57739416
when did it halt, it's already making a recovery, fucking Macron just wanted a dip kek

>>57739783
>the EV goes up
>the nips came out and said "told you so" when EV sales start to slow
>Legacy manufacturer still up
WHO in this entire market is losing shares and WHEN the fuck are we starting to see some companies going down for fuck sake
Everyone is telling another stories to investors, yet everyone pumps. holy shit I'm so fucking tired

>>57739815
BASED
A
S
E
D

Who's version were you listening to? I am partial to the HANK JR LIVE one!

Damn AI slop is getting good.

https://app.suno.ai/song/eb616fe4-9d8f-486c-8c0b-d6b758e37820

Are they intentionelly predicting the economy to shit the bed while constantly repeating economy is strong? What is that estimate?

>>57737744
>This is what Macron said last night:
Holy fuckballs. What a golden gift for the Russian agitprop machine.

>COIN
Boy do I feel silly for selling at $65 a while ago lel

>>57739883
Its -6,1%
LMAO

Normies buying stocks is just the new normal

Durable goods seem okay

I saved this meme November 2022

TSLA seems to finally be holding strength through a second day. False breakout? Earnings gap fill then drop back to $180s? Moon mission? Let's find out on the next episode of /smg/!

>>57739936
Are graphics cards durable goods or are they disposable?

>>57739764
This is terrible advice, not only did you fail to ask goals and timeframes, but you're telling him to buy at all time highs. Have you considered a career as a financial advisor? You'd be perfect for it.

>>57739924
>>57739883
Nothing is moving on it

>futes

>>57739970
Cause the market is in denial. A fuckin trap. All buying is by companies. Companies buy AI chips, companies buy this and that. But retail, Lowe's, Macy's all expect lower sales and have lower sales. They still beat miraculously on EPS, but their sales are dropping.

>Cathie wood buys 99,000 shares of ROKU
Well that's a bearish indicator if I ever saw one.

>>57739990
Retail is garbage. No one gives a shit about Macy's lol.

>>57739970
>>57739990

>>57737872
You don’t. Your rule of thumb should basically be to never sell until you truly need the money. And if you actually do need money, exhaust all other cheap cash raising options before selling equities. Having children makes these decisions a lot easier because if you never sell, they’ll get the stepped-up cost basis and dodge all the long-tern cap gains taxes upon your death.

>>57739957
Keep your criptoshit and shove it up your ass.

>>57739864
>>57739829

The animals

>>57739999
>No one gives a shit about Macy's lol.
Trump curse strikes again.

>>57739172
Nice, would have missed it if you didn't repost in Yuropoor hours.

>VKTX 3DTE 80C
thats the one for me lads

>>57740010
who is going to sponsor the giant pikachu float in their absence?

>>57739970
do you zoomers not study history?
market was making ATHs in october 2007 as the world was in deep recession

equity market is fucking clueless it doesn't know jack shit it's all fine until it isn't

bond market knows

God Bless XOM

>>57740001
Not without electricity they ain’t

>>57739815
>>57739864

Chet Atkins probably my favorite. This one with Mark is good too.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7jvT_W8y_Q

>>57740043
Lmao and here we are not so long after and we're at even higher highs. Bears literally cannot conceptualize timelines longer than 1 year.

>>57740030
fuck the parade, fuck everything about jew york city.

should not have loaded tsla puts at close

>>57740080
I don't think this is something a jew from Connecticut should be saying

>>57740054
>pic
Kek.

>>57739997
Is this supposed to be an avant garde company? Why would I believe ROKU is doing anything other than bleeding out?

>>57740075
You are the NVDA fag.

>>57740089
After what they did to Trump, they can go fuck themselves. I want the citizens and non-citizen voters of that city to fucking pay for what they have caused, and I hope more illegals do more bad things to them. They reap what they sow.

>>57740075
It is time to get fully invested

>>57740054
>AEP misses expectations
>It still goes up
...so this is the power of the Undertaker.

>>57740075
>Bears literally cannot conceptualize timelines longer than 1 year.
Its actually closer to 2 months or so tops. Enjoy the next 2 months or so, I know I will.

>>57740043
hmm, what happened after October 2007 though

>U pumping 5% in pre
pretty optimistic for such a shit company

>>57740124
More all time highs

Bloomberg newsletter mentioned Bitcoin breaking 57k. We've probably got a day or two more of this miner rally.

>>57740103
??? you're schizo as fuck my guy

>>57740112
Well, they've been ferociously anti-business as of late, and the openly corrupt court verdict against Orange Man is just the cherry on the cake. Yours may be a self-fulfilling curse.

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>>57740200

Reminder that *now* is when you short NVDA, as degen money gets bored and wanders off into shit like SOUN and CLSK.

This is financial and medical advice.

>>57740200
not buying your meme token sanjeev

>>57740227
Way ahead of you.

>>57739968
I'm guessing there's going to be a substantial general pullback on breddy much all of the "big tech names" before too long and it will probably suffer more than others. At least that's what the dream seemed to be saying. There was a hot little blonde trying to grab all over me too.

>>57740200
Good morning.

+6,1% yoy house prices despite rate hikes? ameribros?

>>57740146
Buy an AD.

>>57740200
top signal

BOIL
O
I
LOOKIN UP again

>>57740075
>Lmao and here we are not so long after and we're at even higher highs
...After infinity QE, massive corruption, hyper money printing and the total rot of the pre- 2008 crisis societal system. Absolutely everything has been absolutely fucked just to make the line go up.

>>57740260
Housing market is frozen, people own or locked in at 2.5%.

>>57740279
>>57740260
Won't break without employment breaking. Fed has to keep on the gas

>>57740288
What can we do - as individuals - to actively increase unemployment?

dividends are cool

>>57740288
We just need a couple more of them 50-75 basis point rate hikes to push us over the edge and finally get this inflation shit behind us, that or we could shut down the government on Friday and stop spending at Nancy Pelosi pandemic levels. A good old fashioned government shut down would fix the inflation problem pretty quickly too.

>>57740306
Vote Democrat. Every felon brought across our borders and bussed into the interior by a lawless Federal government is a vote denied and a job lost.

>>57740327
>destroying your own society for some gains
is this judaism?

Dumping my BOIL bags premarket like

>>57740346
Minus the own part

>>57740276
I remember feeling that way too when I was 14

>>57740348
based boomer dumping on the wagie

>>57740348
ozempic fixes this

>>57740306
Become a master hypnotist and brainwash the masses into NEETdom

>>57740288
>Fed has to keep on the natgas
>natgas uptrend confirmed

>>57740346
It's everything-old-and-normal-is-evil progressivism united to the old self-loathing Jew meme, as far as I can tell from the outside. I don't understand why there hasn't been a civil war within American Jewry over this yet. They see the hordes of Muslims they imported and the progtards they indoctrinated screaming DEATH TO JEWS and they... blame whit supremacy and keep voting Democrat. It's literally insane.

fucking old people

spy 515 thursday and off a cliff friday?

>>57740381
i'd rather not, thank you

>>57740381
?

Any quant bros considered something like short VIX futures + long NDQ/QQQ puts?

Is this the universe telling me that I am a loser?

Finally got 1k in my fidelity account. What should i do with it?

>>57739883
the economy isn't strong at all. retail is dead. i have two businesses which are extremely slow right now. people aren't buying like they were a couple years ago

>>57740426
can't wait to short reddit

>>57740427
Put it into a nice stodgy mutual/index fund and average into it by adding your nickles and dimes to it from time to time.

>>57740373
I think the US republicucks and german twitter are the best shit to read on antisemitism and jewish people etc. Currently "antisemitism" is trending AGAIN on germantwitter, because of that filmfestival incident where Israel was critized allegedly (don't know, only saw a picture with one person having a paper stuck to her back "ceasefire now").

It's hilarious how germans are "eating themselves" about this topic and even funnier when it is AFD-members and followers who rush to the defense of Israel etc.

>>57740427
Cocaine and hookers and then kys

>>57740373
American jews are something weird, like look like the absolute opposite of Israeli jews.

>>57740433
Are you accounting for seasonality? Q1 is always a bad time for retail activity

>>57740348
KEK! Probably the smart move. I'm not holding enough to worry over it and looking to add moar on the next pullback.

>>57739722
>lines
I am a fan. Not to the degree that euclid was but a fan.

>>57740433
>You're brain on QE

Son were you alive before COVID and free money? You know the demand for goods should never have been 2020-2022 strong without tons of free gibs

>>57740462
no its been a declining trend since last year. its not seasonality at all

>>57740426
>loser
*FAGGOT

>>57740461
Yeah. They have very little to do with each other as far as I can tell.

>>57740447
Thanks for the advice. Will look into it.

>>57740461
American jews are a second generation byproduct of the cultural marxism that started back during the formation of the USSR, they are non-religious, hyperliberal, and anti-anything that promotes a strong identity. It's a funny coincidence that destroying any form of identity is good for corporations, as it destroys things like collective bargaining and political activism for the interests of a person's identity.
Any Jew that valued their religion and ethnic identity settled in the Promised Land, as the Scripture they believe in has told them to.

>>57740462
No stupid fucks just think a return to normal demand is bad because their brains are so rotted from QE and post COVID demand when they were giving us 1k a week in unemployment and 2-4k stimulus every few months that they can't comprehend what normal demand looks like anymore

>>57740398
sorry i meant to give a (you) to this >>57740348

>>57740426
what are the requirements? maybe i'll check out my old account for once

>>57740426
GO BACK

>>57740462
Music is slowing and we're going to be left holding the biggest bag of odorous excrement ever assembled in the history of capitalism.

THREE MINUTES! God be with you!

NVDA and COIN holders must suffer.

>>57740527

>>57740545
*vomits*

>>57740426
You are not allowed to buy stocks at the same prices as insitutional investors when they are listed? So, it's like a cryptocoin?

This better be good.

>>57740493
I'm seeing the same thing with my little side hustle. Was doing really well up til 2022, and it's been rocky the last couple of years. But like >>57740523 said you have to account for the free govt. gibs. People staying home, getting free money and buying all kinds of shit because they're having a bad mental health day. What I sell is completely non-essential, so it's one of the first things people cut out when they can't afford groceries or pay their light bill.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>57740567
Basado

>>57740567
based

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57740567
Is a star missing at the end or is he never posting it?

DXY

>>57740567
You're a fucking artist.

>>57740527
I think the lowest tier to get invited was 25,000 karma so they are going to try and turn everyone that uses that site into bag holders. That’s what comping your CEO $190 million does to a mofo

>>57740563
same, and thats what i figured as well. i sell crafts at flea markets as a side hustle. its just not the same as it was. now the question is, is what we are experiencing right now an actual recession, or is a 'normal' economy, as in the 'recession' is just the return to norm. because i still make money, just not as much as i did a couple years ago

Boy I really panic sold my MARA way too early

>>57740593
Short the stock on IPO day, it's easy arbitrage and you're not beholden to "selling the box" regulations that institutional investors have.

My mortgage is with BNS and they beat earnings. What's a play to prepay my mortgage so these fuckers Don't make any money. I have $150k, need $1m

>>57740615
0dte otm spy calls full port

Thread theme:

https://youtu.be/CCF1_jI8Prk?feature=shared

>>57740426
>reddit dumping bags on it's users

lmao

>>57740603
Hard to say. I think technically we've been in one, but then we redefined the term "recession" so President Brandon's economy wouldn't look bad, and the market is retard pumping, so who even knows anymore.

>>57740567
BULLSEYE
DIRECT HIT

>>57740563
>>57740523
the reason why i am questioning if its a recession is that my other business, which is within the home improvement trades, is really slow, even slower than it was pre-covid

I hopped into the aapl puts with whomever posted the chart yesterday. Looked like a good move.

>>57740628
I have some for hedging hoping to make money both ways unless we just crab in a tight range.

>>57740611
>shorting the reddit on IPO when you could just short N-Video and make fuck tons more money
ngmi

>NVDA
Uh oh, stinky.

>>57740655
we are about to see the most parabolic pump of all time including nvideo and buttcoin

>>57740655
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SELL REDDIT SELLL SELL SELLLLLLL

just bought SOXS, am I mad?

I am getting absolutely raped by iron condors, the protective legs are a complete illusion.
Going back to calendar spreads.

>>57740663
The Whales are leaving for better things. Like Ozempic.

>>57740663
FUCK YES AMERICA

>getting shook out of NVDA

I seriously hope this isn’t you guys. Did Pelosi sell? No.

780 EVENS ARE TRADING

>>57740567
Based

They can't stop the (NVIDEO) selling! Even Cramer doesn't know what to think!

>>57740647
Most people probably can't afford to do much right now. I'm remodeling my 1/2 bath and the tile I'm using for the backsplash is twice as much per sqf as it was a few years ago when I used it in another bathroom. Costing me about a grand in materials and that's doing all the work myself and not even using very expensive tile.

Well this sucks. May as well go back to bed.

>>57740673
neither of them are safe anon. you gotta pick a direction and concentrate.

>>57740692
Last Friday's low status: breached

>That Red dildo on NVDA

>>57740673
iron condors are tough, the only way i've ever had success with them is to lay down a put credit spread, while the stock is going up, and then slap in a call credit spread much later once you got a good gauge where the top is going to be. Slapping both ends at the same time it's like if I wanted to play roulette I would just play roulette.

god dam you bums are slurping unity fast can we let it bleed more first

>Small caps up on bad US data
Are we playing the hike/cut/hold game?

>>57740712
I've done well with reverse calendars, going long vega through them, effecitvely a cheaper long strangle. If I want a direction I will hold stock, which I do with 1/3 of my account. The idea is to generate non-correlated returns even if it underperforms an index fund

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>57740707
yeah its going to be a rough year+. most of my work is for people in the upper-middle class and above, and a lot of them are republicans, so im holding out hope that if trump is elected that they will start spending in anticipation of good economic times

IT'S A SHORT LADDER ATTACK ON MY VIDEO

>>57740730
Short vega I mean not short, I would be short vega and long gamma so I do well if IV crushes or if underlying moves

i am BUYING soun and you can't stop me

>>57740743
Already up FIFTEEN CENTS on my CSCO
BUY
QUEUE
CLEARED

NIGGER VIDEO OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!

>>57740762
can you buy some c3 ai too if we are buying trash vaporware companies

>>57740752
Ill never understand u optionsfags trying to play 4d chess thinking you are more smart than u really are

>>57736686
>day 3786
>still no official fumo for Yuugi

I just woke up and I'm already making money.

>>57740794
More risk more reward innit

>>57740778
>-1%

big whoop wanna fight about it?

>>57740778
You should be selling your puts now. Its about to melt faces.

>>57740794
you only think I'm trying to sound smart because you're retarded

>>57740815
you have both more risk and reward when you pick a single direction and concentrate into it.

>>57740816
On what? Everything I own is red, though only slightly.

>russle continuing to lead the way while bloated tech tranny stocks are being sold off/stalling

that is insanely bullish, small caps shall inherit the market

I'm divesting Poland. Today they're going gay, tomorrow they'll bring in the Africans.

>>57740571
>>57740575
>>57740591
>>57740646
>>57740699

>>57740584
no star at the end because the banging never stops

Everyone laughed at me when I told them I was purchasing the NVDA put options. Who's laughing now, lol.

>US is now buying EU
>As if ECB was going to cut sooner than Fed
Lmao. It's just a moneyfunnel game

>>57740816
I started making money when I woke up at 7:30 and it's
NOT
STOPPING

Should I buy into gaming companies right now? It looks like a crash is looming over the market. Is there any reason to buy now and hold onto them?

>>57740842
Insurance and Bitcoin. I knew me buying NVDL was the top signal for that though. I'm losing money there but not enough to lose money overall.

>>57740808
These kinda remind me of claymore

This market needs to do something one way or the other ffs.

>nvda is domping
It's over

>>57740584
He is the star. Nothings missing.

my panw doin a lil something
thank you based nancy pelosi

Carvana has taken over market leadership

Is this a regular occurrence that by the end of the month every stock starts to slurp just so it pumps back again in the starting weeks of the following one?

>>57740862
Gut instinct tells me no, because the AAA industry is going full speed towards a cliff
Nintendo might be okay because it's pretty cultish, but event then, gayming seems like a shit investment

>>57740862
If you think a crash is looming wouldn't you wait for the crash? I don't know if it's a general crash over the entire market, though. The only companies that seem to be affected are the retard companies that overhired and make bloated AAA games with massive budgets that need to sell a billion copies to be profitable. Companies like Nintendo are doing just fine.

nvidia is down so bad
I'm rekt and don't know how ever to recover from this financially and emotionally

>nvidia down
>my folio still up

this is my favorite kind of day

>>57740817
>>57740820
according to my Technical-Anal-Ysis and crystal ball, this stock will close in the 760s today. Thanks for playing!

For the anon who was selling Clear... I'm shorting (YOU)

WTFWT

i'm even making money day trading this trash luna stock lol, lmao

Looks like SOUN is the next crazy train to ride now that SMCI has crapped out. Mind those stop orders boyos!

how low you guys think intel can go before it's worth investing in them?

>>57740913
Sure about that bud? About to be back to 790

>>57740944
well anon if you zoom out you can see 25 dollars looks to be a good consolidation range

SOUNsissies, looks like you're coming back down to Earth

>>57740913
it's just a liquidity grab. NVDA is going back over $800 this week.

>>57740988
>NVDA is going back over $800 this week.
All the hedge funds are dumping their bags on retail. $800 was the peak.

>>57741006
guess we'll see, huh?

>>57741006
if you look at btc price action i can tell you that where the money is flowing does not agree

So BRK.B is going down because some dumb bitch gave away 1 billion to some faggy med students from jew y*rk city?

>>57741057
>Muh Warren Bufflet is an investing genius

>>57741057
Glad I sold at 414

bout time to print ourselves out of this trough.

What is the point of VIX these days?

>>57741106
gambling

Warren "I cost Bill Gates about a trillion dollars" Buffett

>>57741067
>>57741079
Don´t care, still not selling.

The market has officially detached from reality.

>>57740885
fuck I should have jumped in

Alright I sold my NVDL. It can pump now.

You guys still here know there was a double bake right?

>>57741115
But Billy G is like one of 3 people on the entire planet that could ever be true for, so it doesn't mean anything

>>57741044
BTC is one of the easiest assets to manipulate

>>57734330
>>57734330
>>57734330

>>57741208
Still means he gave him shitty advice, though

>>57741240
rude cuk

>>57741125
>doesn't know
>IT'S OVER
>it's over
They are getting sued for forest fires on top of all the rest too.