/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh. Boil. Niggers and jews

So me and baggot made a bet on the tigers/yankees game. Loser had to buy $100 worth of stock of the winner's choosing. Baggot gave me the choice between SHOT and LUNR. Both are garbage stocks but I picked LUNR. Bought in at $7. It's down to $6 literally in one day. This shit is unironically going to 0 isn't it? I mean if baggot is shilling it, that's pretty much a guarantee anyway, but what do you guys think?

Oh hey esemgee! How's the eternal hopelessness going? Still dreadful? That's great!

Please, sirs, redeem the uranium shares. My village cannot afford $100 Amazon gift cards per pound.

God Bless XOM

That PODD anime girl has been getting fucked up the ass again these past couple days.

With no lube.

>I bought 100 Google shares this year. Have $100kish ready to buy something. Do I get 30 MSFT shares or 30 Costco? Or do I buy 200 KO?
Or TQQQ?
From previous thread

>>57734337
Yep, motherfucker done SHOT UP AGAIN and I ain't holdin nuthin but UNG and UNL.

>>57734352
Weren't you going to do an update this past weekend?

>>57734352
Hell, I own some MNTS and that fucker's still not dead. That's another zero revenue spaceco that should've gone bankrupt months ago. The fact LUNR grabbed some headlines means it'll at least get some lifeline contracts or buyout offers.

>>57734378
That guy sold when it broke 200. Doesn't look like a good slurp.

physical delivery of bottled female natural brappy gas

>>57734360
...because the market sure won't.

>>57734398
Don't forget to order your bathwater too Anon so you can stay hydrated while chasing the brap coomer dragon!

Is it too late to go in on MSTR or is there still time?

Am I missing something or is there nothing exciting happening until the FOMC? I have 3k burning a hole in my pocket and I want a good swing play. Missed the SKYT and HIMS earnings pops but who the fuck could have predicted that.

who's the lucky retard?

Hey I just received a reminder of my ill fated late stage Canadian dude weed gambles. 2017 was gangbusters but that late 2018 to 2019 chop wasn't so profitable for me. Anyway, there is a class action lawsuit against one of those companies going on now as I guess the company made bearish statements during that time. The wording is "materially false, misleading, or omitted material information" etc. Since I got this notice it means a settlement was reached, company ordered to pay some 2.9 milly out to shareholders during this period. So I guess maybe I get 5 dollars or something. The funny part is I'm pretty sure I made money on this trade back then. Company was iAnthus.

Poor ole futures bobos. Out there getting jewed as we shitpost

>>57734420
i think this was just a google problem

>>57734427
YEAH

Made some good plays today. But my best play was ordering 20 chicken wings at $0.75 per and coming home to play pikmen 4 and eat cookies. Also fuck the Jannies for range banning my local pub so I can't shit post while eating wings and drinking ginger ale anymore

>>57734352
it has positive EPS and is a space tech company no chance it's going to zero
the dump was probably some bears taking huge profits and the news that the moon craft tipped over

saw 12 packs of BRCC expresso cans for 4 bucks a pack at OLLI
I don't think things are going well for them

>>57734413
You may as well go in on BITX, it's less schizo. Or miners and BITO calls.

BITW if you want security.

>>57734430
if you say so

>>57734416
>I have 3k burning a hole in my pocket and I want a good swing play
this is why I use the COMFY money market core position in Fidelity, I don't care too much about uninvested cash if I'm getting interest

>>57734435
I need to pause for a breather after making the mistake of going to her linkedn.

>>57734435
>>57734427
With so much jewry in the media how are we supposed to know when it's actually time to go short?

>>57734427
Yep, depending of course.

fuck i was baking. next time i guess

>>57734416
Yup https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

HIMS is a good company that got way oversold while having solid financials. If you want to catch the next one, you probably want to start with that combo.

>>57734472
Eh I don't really give a shit about $40 in interest when I can probably swing that $3k for a good 5-10%. I'd rather have it available asap instead of having to sell out of something else.

>>57734484

Texan anon here, howdy ya'll! How do I profit off of this?

>>57734389
Yes, but then I got distracted. I was doing a lot of reading this weekend and didn't do much else. I will make one, not sure when. I'm working 12 hour days all this week so i'm already wiped out just from one day.
>>57734435
Pretty easy to pump the markets when as a government you are aggressively spending money you don't have and growing the deficit and increasing inflation. Nobody is going to hold cash because we are heading towards Venezuela tier currency destruction.
>>57734440
It went up 152% in a month so a hard dip doesn't surprise me. Hoping they get a NASA contract or something.

Oooooooo

>>57734487
>Fed speaker
>Home prices
Yeah tomorrow is going to go solid red in the afternoon. Thanks anon

>>57734484
Who is the absolute nigger that did a gme dark one bake last thread

>>57734498

Penicillin?

>>57734516
Lot of shit on wednesday

>>57734516
Unless you own homebuilders or CRE/regional bank bags, you will find those things very irrelevant, anon. We had like five times as many Fed speakers on Friday.

>>57734509
No, "Ooo ooh, Temu" is PDD.

Is there any downside to stocks that trade on the "pink sheets"? I'm not talking about garbage stocks or penny stocks, but some stocks listed on foreign exchanges you can buy in USA on OTC/pink sheets

>>57734537
Oh I do find them irrelevant but I expect a bunch of schizo algorithms and retail retards to pile on and try to make it bearish for like 15 minutes. I also expect all the Fed speakers coming up to say hawkish bullshit, as always. Overall I'm bullish but I do want to try a good bear swing play.

>>57734536
Oof three Fed speakers. Guaranteed algo chop.

>>57734398
Indeed
>>57734498
Beaners

>>57734497
i won't be so slow next time, anon

>>57734546
It’s sitting on the 3month 200ma. I presume it’s doing well on the books with the 4 Super Bowl commercials . Perhaps it’s time to load up on leaps.

Sure am glad I sold at 414.31 this morning thanks to that SCHWAB EQUITIES RATING of C. Warren needs to watch NATGAS and buy a shitload of BOIL and the right time then buy a shitload of KOLD when he sells the big spike up get them ROOKIE NUMBERS poomped.

>>57734594
I doubt you NATGAS people even have $400 for a share of Berk B

>>57734379
Would dump GOOGL for MSFT any day.
Google is an advertisement firm at this point

>>57734594
Buffett is essentially just waiting to die since his buddy kicked the bucket. The dude is 93 years old. If he quits drinking coke and eating mcdonald's everyday, he might make it to 100, but even I doubt that. Charlie only made it to 99 and he was a much healthier guy.

I ran out of shits to give at my job. Help.

>>57734647
Coast, no job is worth caring about.

>>57734605
I doubt ur mom's muff is picrel free

>>57734647
Prepare yourself to not have an income. It's only a matter of time before you get fired.

>>57734569
Pce

>>57734605
>people
it's one guy

>>57734670
I think it's two atleast.

>>57734670
You're one NIGGERFAGTARD, there's at least 5 besides me and I could describe each right here, but the bible says not to throw your pearls before NIGGERS.

>>57734647
Where do you work? I'm hoping it's not DQ

I want a new job or to move up my job is damn easy and stress free. Should I chase a small raise or enjoy dicking off all week for 80k

lets just give up and fuck our sisters

>>57734703
>enjoy dicking off all week for 80k
The choice is clear. Do that, live frugally, and Lrn2NATGAS AND OIL with your trading mooney.

>>57734703
I chose dicking around for less $. It affords me more time to trade during the day and I have zero stress now.

>>57734565
Let me regale you with the story of the Mongolian Mining Corp...

I fomo'd into PANW, Nancy wouldn't dump on me would she?

>>57734736
>>57734728
Yea that's what imma do. Got almost all my work done for the week already today. Prob be done by Wednesday morning kek

>>57734736
>zero stress
PRICELESS
FUCKING
TREASURE
R
E
A
S
U
R
EAT SHIT THOUGH FAGGOT I HAD A WHOLE FUCKING SHARE OF BRK.B

>>57734352
That’s hilarious.
>>57734379
MSFT or UPRO
I keep wondering what the next 2017 weed play will be. What’s some new industries.
>>57734439
What are the odds of a Anon posting CP at the same pub you go too. What kind of place is it?

>>57734581
They also have incredibly sketchy financials, the same business model as WISH, and will get gigaheemed if China tensions tick up even a little bit (because that means Trump or Biden will suddenly "inflation adjust" international shipping rates)

>>57734658
sheeeeeeeeeeit

>>57734594
>>57734626
Did Warren check into a hospital or something? It was up like 5% pre-market.

>>57734727
Can't, she lives a thousand miles away and she's a dyke.

>>57734647
Quiet quitting, traditional job search, or overemployment. Those are probably your best options.

Can you narrow down your industry/job/experience level? And maybe why you no longer give a shit about your job.

>>57734764
Yeah it shot way up at 4am then started tanking later in the morning, I suppose because Warren said he's not expecting to do anything big anytime soon and doesn't expect to outperform much.

Bitcoin up. Dxy down. You’ll only get mugged if you go downtown. Pce soon don’t be a troon. We can’t keep partying like baboons

jannies must have taken a paycut dear lord

>>57734789
>baboons
Oh my God, that reminds me, is quiet jungle VIX Pajeet OK? Has anyone heard from him?

>>57734653
>>57734657
>>57734685
>>57734770
I've been working 60-80 hours a week for the last six months. No matter what I do I feel like it's never enough and I'm always behind. And then I also have to drive 300 miles for week long business trips at least once a month. I got laid off from a much nicer tech job in early 2023, and this was what I could get. The tech job market is absolute shit and so I'm stuck here. Biden did this.

>>57734764
>>57734774
I woke up to pee at exactly the moment the line shot way up in HOOD and at that time it was my best then held STOOK sorted by returns, beating DE, Then it shot up again after the bell and peaked at 10am, then started tanking and that's when I solded. Marker is on the 4am one.

>GLNK
A chainlink ETF... that HEAVILY outperforms LINK? How tf is that possible? It doesn't say it's levvied or anything

>>57734770
Not OP but, I've been looking for a career change. Something that might require a certification or two to get into. Are all the AWS and Cisco certs just a meme? Easy cash flow for those companies. I keep on hearing about MSFT needing to hire loads of cybersecurity people but I feel like they'll just hire a bunch of punjabs.

>>57734804
Work 60-80 hour weeks and you will make it by 30

>>57734818
I'm fucking SALARIED. I hate Joe Biden so much it's unreal.

>>57734801
Last he I saw of him he was begging the general to provide him with shorts that weren't NVDA but wasn't getting good responses

>>57734818
Literally me in sales. 70 hour weeks making around 80k a year, second I hit 30 it was 25 hour weeks making 200k, retired by 35.

>>57734810
It's a ponzi/hot potato driven up by investors desperate for LINK exposure in Boomer accounts.

This chart means you're basically paying $90 per LINK.

>>57734834
they salary sales people instead of doing commission?

>>57734839
That's what I thought, but, a sweet fucking deal if you're the one holding the share ain't it?

>>57734828
Where the FUCK are all these low effort food Pepes coming from? Is it /ck/? Like... what the hell?!

>>57734839
WTF?

>>57734647
I had a 6 piece honey BBQ chicken tendies basket from DQ last night and it was delicious

>>57734846
100% commission

>>57734850
The future is now, old man.

>>57734869
oh cool nvm

I work 40hr a week and I do "nothing". Actually due to uh creative accounting lets say I actually work less. I go in, do, leave. Simple. Nothing more than that. I also take long lunches, walk, read,check up on my stocks while I'm there to. It's not really uh work to me if you get my point.

>Tech trannies with made up jobs making 200k a year are on suicide watch that their companies can still perform exceptionally without half of them

Idk anon we have entire departments that are absolutely made up at work for the sake of employment. We have nearly 50 people come to work everyday from engineers to managers yet there are only 4 people. 4 FUCKING PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY MAKE OUR PRODUCT EVERYDAY. FUCKING 4. 4 PRODUCTION WORKERS PER SHIFT KEEP 50 PEOPLE WORKING A DAY

>>57734850
Russian troll farms obsessed with Biden.

Tonight is BTC rally and big green candle tmr?

>>57734850
Someone spent a fortune and commissioned all of these retarded food pepes

>>57734848
You're seeing the upside, but the risk with NAV dislocations like that is twofold:

1. It's equally illiquid on the downswing. So if Sergey cashes out to buy a few Big Macs and LINK drops 10% (yellow line in pic), investors dumping the shares may drive GLNK down 50%.

2. If someone else comes up with a LINK ETF (hell, that's probably easier to get approved than an ETH one and we know the SEC gave up the fight against BTC ones), then you immediately lose 80%. Practically overnight. Forever.

>>57734886
they are classier than the blacked cobsons so I doubt that

>>57734886
I hate you god damn Biden shills so fucking much. That geriatric corpse has made my life living hell for the last year.

>>57734905
yeah absolutely, I meant if I had them I would sell them right the fuck now, and make nice bank probably

>>57734859
Same deal as GBTC: https://www.grayscale.com/crypto-products/grayscale-chainlink-trust

During the 2021 bull, people did financial chicanery, piled in, levered up, made GBTC shares holding 1 Bitcoin cost like 1.3 Bitcoin. Then it all collapsed and unraveled and during the bear market you could buy shares for the cost of like 0.5 Bitcoin.

>>57734884
I work 0 hours a week and don't have to pretend I'm working or be glad when I waste time.

>>57734903
>commissioned
What the fuck, can make money by making Pepes?

>>57734885
After the last few conversations I have had with my managers I can only assume that the job of manager induces extreme brain damage. This makes it so those 50 managers collectively make 5 brains worth of people.

>>57734927
Could be a fun buy the next time pink Wojaks fill the catalog. Just keep in mind it seems to trade like 1-5k shares a day *total*. Which is incredibly thin, even for poorfags here.

>>57734727

>>57734884
And you have the gall to ask for a raise.

>>57734920
Yea, shills and turd worlders are the worst. I just want to talk stocks, not poltardation.

>>57734958
There's literally 4-5 managers per employee per worker it's kinda like office space

>>57734931
Peter Schiff talks about this a lot. I do wonder if it works out when you buy below NAV.

>>57734896
BTC's fairly decoupled, I wouldn't read much into it. S&P futures are so flat, Joe Biden's sniffing their hair.

Breddy BASED that someone PAID to have the food Pepes done, and BASED that someone did them for PAY. Breddy, breddy, breddy BASED. Imagine being such a UONE bagholder that you don't like them.

>>57734978
You're posting from a shill farm.

>>57734992
Only if you have a catalyst that'll close the gap. GBTC's closed once it started trading as a real ETF, which gave me a nice ~50% kicker alongside the crypto rally itself.

ETHE's very similar (with a 10% NAV discount) and BITW's mostly similar (with a 44% NAV discount). The latter is currently my largest position.

why the fuck am I still in cash

>>57734326
Why didn't you like my posts about TA and why it's traded? Like how it's mostly preyed upon by hedgies but held up by insitutions.

Because people trade on TA. Computers trade on TA. You can stop trading on TA. But you will watch TA. So why don't you sometimes take advantage of retards who are watching, reading, and putting their money upon TA?

>>57734727
God has not blessed me with a sister

>>57735046
Being smart is one of the possibilities. The other one is that you should just buy a few A rated SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS STOOKS but keep plenty of DRY POWDER for buying bargains on THA GREAT HEEM TO COME.

>>57734816
Tech is in a pretty bad place, still lots of layoffs from the 2021 hiring frenzy. I can't speak for IT certs but data centre technician looks kinda comfy
>MSFT needing to hire loads of cybersecurity people
cybersec is a mixed bag, I wouldn't recommend it if you don't know what you're doing

>>57734337
>>57734352
I think you dumb niggers are more concerned about making the first posts than you are about providing entertaining plays.

>>57735046
Because you are a pussy whipped loser baby bitch who gets no pussy. You might as well put on a diaper because that's how much of a gay little baby you are.
>A googoogoo
>gaa gaa
>hows my wittle baby faggot anon doing?
>still holding the cash like a drooling toddler
Ngmi

>>57734958
Well my division the previous management was uh a case of the blind leading the blind. My boss then was a fuckup. His boss was even worse. The management before them was decent. Then the two fuckups came. The division was ran into the ground. Seriously people were bailing left and right soon as they were able. Management didn't care, they didn't hire anyone new either so that only made it worse on those that were left. I was preparing to transfer when covid came. New job lined up. Covid put the halt to that. During that time the very high up management team finally seen the shat show going on with our division and ousted the two fuckups. New management put in. I got a hefty promotion outta it. Due to me being one of the few "old timers" left who knew anything about anything.

>>57735032
Very clever. I’m 100% 3x index funds right now. It’s good but absolutely boring as fuck. I should put some aside to chase good ideas like this again.

unironically I'm in such a bad position psychologically I'm gonna do something stupid

>>57735058
UNIRONICALLY interesting take.

>>57734355
Hope is up, these days. Try this in the next one. Faggot coward, bitch. I've got 3 more.

>>57735092
>priced out of firsties

I'm seeing more and more people complain about how shitty the economy is getting. I think this glownigger scam is finally going to fall apart in April.

Ok i'm actually going to make an update tonight. I have nothing else going on so it should be posted here in like an hour.

crypto bros are laughing at us

The stock market will NEVER EVER go down.

Boys. I'll be a multi-millionaire at this rate and I can apply for US investor visa and live among you all. :)

>>57735204
Forgot green pepe

>>57735167
We have evolved past needing your updates rocker. Please start an onlyfans with your freetime so you can post your bussy on there along with how badly you fuck yourself on trades.

>>57735058
I usually have 50/100/200 dmas, VWAP, MACD and RSI visible all the time, and I just started using Bollinger bands. I think it's hard to start from scratch but after a few years of staring at how things bump around in between those lines you can get a pretty good feel for when things might make bigger moves.

>>57735167
Good
And you better mention all the good stuff that happened here recently

>>57735198
really crypto bros in disbelief now

>>57735147
imagine wasting your life for goat fuckers, lol

>>57735231
>crypto
Are there options on crypto yet? I need that sweet sweet leverage to make up for the high trading fees

>>57735198
I’m debating going back in. Market just seems so perfectly priced to me, I don’t expect much to happen till a pivot in Sept. curios to see what new frontiers are happening in crypto.

>>57735204
>>57735217
REEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT

>>57735167
Based

>>57735261
Yeah pretty sure binance offers them. Plus insane levvys, futures, etc

>>57735265
I am kind of offended someone would cosplay that game, but then I remember people actually liked it, and again I remember people don't actually care if games are good, they are just degenerate coomers.

>>57735046
Because you haven't found a good meme stock to connect with.

May I suggest ESTA? They make titty enhancements. Highly rated and convenient, great success in Asia, impending FDA approval, earnings in a couple days.

>>57735256
>oy vey shut it down

>>57734727

>>57735167
Your STOOKS picks should all just be SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS of A.

>>57735167
Who are you and why would I care about this update

>>57735109
Don't trade angry, don't trade stupid, and don't trade sad. Throw everything into cash or SPY, knock off a couple days, the markets will be there when you get back.

>>57735297
Craziest part, it was the 8th best selling game on the PS4. Sold pretty much as much as many copies as the Witcher 3.

>>57735314
>you don't support one side
>thus you automatically support the other side!
lol
lmao

>>57735314
Isn't the mayor also Jewish? I don't see a conflict of interest happening here or anything wrong at all.

>>57735328

>>57735297
It has literally zero sexual content. Half the plot is that you're a clone of a massive autist from the 2060s, and everyone is freaked out by how autistic you are. That picture is just women ruining things as usual.

>>57735281
>binance
Is that the real binance or the "binance US"? Last I checked binance US wasn't available in my state and my actual binance account was closed/locked out because I'm in the US.

>>57734326
anyone else buying this chart? 898 shares of soundhound, 350 shares palantir, 11 shares BP, rate my portfolio

>>57735316
NAT GAS anon, what A-rated equities do you recommend? And none of that cliche MSFT or KO bullshit.

>>57735359
I didn't mean to imply there was. Just that people consume copious porn of games without actually consuming the games themselves like overwatch

>>57735328

>>57735328
Rocker is some overweight alochol driven homosexual who sucks at trading so his videos are mildly good to avoid his poor trading strategy. He originally became popular here promoting a company making a monkeyp00x vaccine since he was practically on the groundfloor at gay night clubs and bath houses when the outbreak was first happening since he practically lives and "works" there. That's been his only succesful trade known to date but who knows maybe he will shill us a good HIV/AIDS medication or vaccine a company is producing next when it comes out.

>>57735261
I think it could be a huge distribution zone while it rushes into upthrust(UTAD) and then starts our beautiful bear market. but I could be wrong.

>>57735397
BTC 100k, SPX 3500 would be goddamn hilarious.

>>57735366
I think both. Just this weekend I gained back access to my old binance account and found $3000 worth of LINK, kek. I moved everything to binance.US now. They will help you gain access if you contact them, but be prepared to have to withdraw in a few days. If you think you had any coins it's worth a shot

>>57735374
Well, I'll just tell you some of what I have BOUGHTED myself, rather than RECOOMEND.
ADT
ASC
BTU
DDS
DHI
EOG
FERG
FUL
GWRS
HD
JAKK
MPC
OC
REYN
RL
SPG
UNH
VST

>>57735335
The fact that you popped into this thread as soon as that image was posted really gives it away.

>>57735374

>>57735415
I had nothing left in the actual binance account. I made sure to get rid of everything when I exited crypto in 2020. And it looks like my state is still excluded from binance US which is pretty lame. And COIN doesn't have leverage trading and the fees are too high to scalp trade on goybase anyways. And im not trying to use a VPN to login.

>>57735466
more like crabsoft

>>57735374
Everything I listed was A when I boughted them Friday and today.

>>57735368
So you've got a 13.8k portfolio with 37.5% in Jensen Huang's sloppy seconds, 60% in an obtuse Excel consultancy firm, and 2.5% in perhaps the world's most retarded oil company.

Do I have that about right?

Fuck it, have you looked at RXRX?

>>57735471
I think coinbase does have levvy if you use the "advanced" mode. I saw it briefly this weekend too.

>>57735495
kek

>>57735471
You can use BITX, Bitcoin miners, or options on BITO to recklessly gamble in tradfi land. Your choices for altcoins do kinda suck though (see this thread's discussion about GLNK).

>>57735466
kek guess Schwab has a jeet detector

>>57735488
Nice. Keep us posted. I wonder if you'll beat The Undertaker.

BTC keeps ripping. I bet the crypto pits are a lot more interesting than this faggy general.

>>57735511
>to recklessly gamble in tradfi land
The sec needs to approve the blackrock spot btc ETF immediately. The options chain will be so lit

>>57735577
Buy FBTC and stfu

>>57735577
At least this isn't GME general

>>57735523
>Schwab has a jeet detector
?
>I wonder if you'll beat The Undertaker.
No competition at all to me, I'd much rather help Taker not lose money but I also hope that he doesn't lose money when he doesn't listen to SCHWAB EQUITY RATINGS. If everyone here did better than me I'd be very glad of it because at least I am gaining overall rather than losing and I'd love to be able to keep saying that while being the worst trader in this whole place. Unfortunately there are some serious NIGGERS here so I do not get to enjoy that HAPPOONING.

>>57735328

>>57735495
Honestly point me to a better AI play, didn't palantir take coles from microsoft?

>>57735577
Shit is so Akash.

>>57735585
fr fr. The liquidity on BITO is shit. For me at least.

>>57735599
Schwab gave a "C" to MSFT, one of the most pajeet filled companies around.

>>57735662
Damn maybe I should open an account with Schwab

Has America's favorite Jewish economist Jeremy Siegel been on CNBC lately? What a brilliant guy

>>57735462
its ah, why would anyone be here

>>57735662
Oh, well I figure that's mostly because it's already had a huge run up and is stalled out now without much of anything to keep pushing it higher. C is pretty much "HOLD" as opposed to "OUTPERFORM". I even consider it the lower end of HOLD, because that means it's trending downwards from B.

>>57735630
ADBE might still have a bit of a dip to slurp. TT is also a hilarious AI/data center play. The chart's fucking unstoppable.

Fear and Greed index is at Extreme Greed. Probably still has a bit of room left to run tho.

>>57735662
Liquidity is key with options. I've fucked around with some non liquid tickers before and the market maker scam becomes so apparent when you are the only goyim playing

>>57735721
still a little life left in this rally
...maybe

>>57735722
According to the washed up has been, Shitty Buffet, you should be a scared little bitch pissing your pants when others are greedy.

>>57735677
>Jeremy Siegel
https://youtu.be/qAt4chx7C9Y?feature=shared

>every stock I own (except xom) 1-2% in the red today
>open up /biz/ and it's filled with BTC euphoria from a 6k price rally

BTW,
SPEAKING
OF
TAKER
A
K
E
ROUTERS

>>57735577
Then go there. If we accept crypto here it would be run amok with various shitcoins. Btc may be passable depending on
Context. Until the fed and all the Jews accept this new currency and it’s as liquid as gay ole fiat we cannot welcome.

There niche applications and impressive features but how do you know it wouldn’t just be integrated into the irs or the treasury department or make some new bourgeoisie horror

>>57735757
CSCO is good company just doesn't have good story to tell.

>>57735772
Good stories are often fictional.

>>57735757
That's surprising, given how badly their earnings suck.

>>57735762
link to picrel?

What indicators do you watch to get an overall picture of the market? I'm building a watchlist and so far I have:
>S&P 500
>VIX
>10-year T-Note futures
>Gold futures
>Crude oil futures
And, of course...
>NVDA

>>57735807
Here's the main thing to understand: one company's earnings is driving the entire fucking market. The first time they stumble, the market goes poof.

Also, bear in mind that our government consistently lies about just about everything. The figures for joblessness, access to medical care, etc. do not take into account the 8-10 million jobless orcs they have smuggled into the country in just the past 3 years. For once, Big Business is more trustworthy than Big Brother.

>>57735722
Yeah, but maybe BITO has picked up since last I tooled around with it (pre-ETF).

>>57735772
>>57735793
Well I have them in my BUY QUEUE for tomorrow and that's that, along with everything else in picrel, plus I just now said FOOK IT and boughted a share of HODL.

Zoom sisters, mommy Cathie is going to buy the top tommorow at 120 dollars so we can all have a nice week!

>>57735754
"Number go up" is our only guiding principle. Doesn't matter whether it's by trading Dogecoin, longing cocoa futures, or shorting ARKK.

>>57735888
>>>/pol/

>>57735807
Nikkei and Yen futures will tell you if Ms. Watanabe is going to wreck your shit. DXY works too.

Otherwise I think you've got a good enough list. Maybe throw in a heatmap like https://finviz.com/map.ashx to see if risk-on or risk-off sectors are in favor.

>>57735807
You just about nailed my custom overview grid, then of course I have another that's just NATGAS, OIL, and GASOLINE.

>>57735898
if I were you, I would suggest buy them at around 43-44 for CSCO, or you a strong rebound before that.

>>57735788
Good gimmicks are invaluable.

>>57735924
I'm not /pol/. And you can't wave 10 million jobless away, especially when they're invading felons.

>>57735999
Lol
>>>/pol/

>>57735999
You're right, of course.

I just wasted 2 1/2 hours of my life eating sushi and talking to an incel that "just door dashed all day and made $80 might as well spend half of it on sushi" and talked to me non-stop at the sushi bar.

Why doesn't the media focus on the incredible accuracy LUNR had getting within 1.5 KM of its target touchdown? Sure it tipped over and that sucks but compared to any other lander the accuracy was pure kino.

>>57735898
You know I actually half rolled my HALO calls this morning; sold them this morning right before that $40 support cracked, bought other biotech plays in my queue, and never rebought the longer dated calls.

Something about the chart, I dunno. Maybe it dumps or keeps chopping around here for a while.

>>57736039
who cares? how does landing an unmanned spaceship increase a company's valuation? it's cool i guess but it's not like they're bringing treasures back here.

>Berkshire Hathaway invests in utilities
>Loses more money than the company earns
>Even more losses projected in future

>>57735046
Yuyu Hakusho best animu

>>57736051
That they can do it means they could be next in line for government pork barrel projects

>>57735314
>it's not fake..

https://midhudsonnews.com/2023/07/26/newburgh-mayor-has-sit-down-with-landlords/

>>57735983
It hasn't been that low since Nov 2022, I'm just buying it whenever in the morning that seems decent enough, hopefully as early as possible just to git r done and start riding.

>>57736051
>bringing treasures back here
that is exactly what they are planning to do in the next few years

Lets check in on the official inverse indicator of /smg/

>>57736049
FOOK IT, WE GAAN

>>57736096
what is on the moon that isn't in enough abundance on earth that it's actually cost effective to mine it there?

>>57736021
brother, 10 minutes of that would have me get a text about my cat dying and run out the restaurant in tears. I wouldn't even put in acting effort, just do the bare minimum so at least the incel's feelings are somewhat spared. time is money bro, and you spent much more that just your bill.

>>57736051
$LUNR Q3 2023 total revenue was $12.73M. The sole payload that likely tipped the lander over is a NFT sculpture "worth" 91.1M dollars.

>"only one piece of Odysseus’ cargo is on the side of the spacecraft that’s facing down toward the lunar surface: A NFT sculpture"

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/23/world/odysseus-lunar-landing-sideways-scn/index.html
>But the art market wouldn’t be able to do much with far-flung sculptures “exhibited” in outer space, so there’s a commercial component to Koons’ project as well. Pace Verso, the NFT wing of Pace, is also offering NFTs of each sculpture, while Koons has produced larger, coinciding physical sculptures of his “Moon Phases” to remain on Earth.

>Measuring 15.5 inches tall, these editions will be made from the same reflective stainless steel as his record-breaking $91.1 million sculpture “Rabbit,” and will each feature a diamond, sapphire or ruby to mark Odie’s landing site.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/22/style/jeff-koons-moon-phases-odysseus-landing/index.html


[THE NFT ARTWORK IN QUESTION WITH 91 MILLION DOLLARS THAT TIPPED OVER THE LUNAR LANDER](https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/screen-shot-2024-02-22-at-5-39-14-pm.jpg?c=original))
So how much money did $Lunr make ?

https://www.tipranks.com/stocks/lunr/financials/income-statement

>?Last quarter (Q3 2023), Intuitive Machines's total revenue was $12.73M, an increase of Infinity% from the same quarter last year. In Q3, Intuitive Machines's net income was $32.98M. See Intuitive Machines’s key income statements, including revenue, expenses, profit, and income.

>>57736114
Yeah, it's biotech so there's always the random chance LLY or whoever buys them out. And even if it plummets back to 34-35, there's still years left on their patents so you could probably just double down and bet on a rebound.

>>57736132
lmao

>>57736126
Not to mention that without volcanic activity, all the gold on the moon -- and anything else that might justify the costs of getting at it -- is sitting near the core.

>>57736060
Hey, nobody bats 1.000

>>57736049
Be first be smarter or cheat.

>market cap doubles from 1t to 2t in four months
>it makes sense because…. because… it just does ok chud!!

Just loaded 400 dollar June 2024 puts, I’m gonna be rich

>>57736159
The idea is correct (population of Cali go up, electricity more expensive) but he should have spent more money buying politicians first

>>57736126
Moon rocks.

>>57736179
Okay Maverick

>>57736179
It's quarterly revenue is up 266%!
Infinite growth!

>>57736148
All I do is buy ONE SHARE of something as an entry, then see what it does. If it DROOPS, I might just watch it and see if it finds a bottom and starts picking back up, and if the DROOP wasn't bad enough for me to just cut the motherfucker then and there then I might buy another share in that recovery zone and then wait and watch some more. I have had up to over 300 STOOKS doing this at times but I haven't messed with STOOKS much in MOONTHS because I mostly focus on NATGAS AND OIL but right now I'm mostly waiting on them to get to points where I can confidently buy massive shitloads.

>>57736179
You fucking might bro. I'm holding 85 shares but starting to find my way out.

>>57736131
dude was 25 years old and fat balding neckbeard at the all you can eat bar. After like 20 "damn thats crazy" dude just kept talking.

Hello frens! I just got into investing this year. I’m one of the dudes who is diamond hands in LLAP. Last Friday I decided that I would invest $20,000 in SOUN. Thats half of my portfolio. Thats an entire month’s pay for me. I just had a feeling from God on this. So when the market opened I did it, and then watched the ticker go +46%. Bros is this luck??? Should this happen to me??

>>57736174

>>57736235
$20K is an entire months pay for you and you are just now starting to invest? wtf are you doing anon.

>>57736246
I couldn't start investing until I had a down payment for a house. Where I live, any real estate less than $800k doesn’t have any acreage. Interest rates shot up last year which sucks because mortgages need 2 years of income history and I only had graduated a year ago at that point. But now I have my 13 acres and can start investing!

>>57736205
you're too nice, after the 4th "damn that's crazy" I'd just pay my bill and scram off to my nonexistent date with my gram gram.

>>57735167
WHERES THE FUCKING UPDATE YOU PIECE OF SHIT LIAR ITS BEEN 2 HOURS

>>57734326
Fix your pastebins jesus

>>57735721
Dunno, kinda scared of NVDA dumping

>>57736293
CURRENTLY UPDATING CHUD!!!

>>57736293
I was about to post the same thing...
I blocked out my whole evening for this
>>57736300
DON'T CALL THAT ANON A CHUD
Just hurry up and upload

>>57736308
73%

>>57734498
It's hitting seattle area too.
>https://www.kuow.org/stories/syphilis-cases-are-skyrocketing-in-king-county-who-s-most-at-risk

>>57736298
Why would it dump? I think at the worst it will just crab for a year

>>57736235
Because $20K is a huge volume and you individually pumped it. You need to be careful because after like $15K you need to properly declare your holdings and you can't buy and sell fast on a stock like that because it's a trading violation. You'll have to slowly trim your position selling or you'll do exactly this and be in big legal shit.

>>57736327
S&p is gonna dump tomorrow

>soundhound ai got a nice pump
Where we getting off blud

>>57735963
Thanks, good ideas. I've heard JPY and CHF don't have the same safe-haven status they used to have.

>>57734487
I predicted HIMS based on discussion in this thread. I saw the earnings report was today so I put in $2k last week. Same for PGNY. Everyone knows these are growth stocks

>>57736132
fiction

>>57736336
Why?

>>57736335
my brother in christ last week Nvidia announced that they invested in it. It doubled over night. Its volume is 201 million.

WTF is going on with HOLO?

>>57736349
They do not. But Japs have a massive pile of savings (controlled by the metaphorical housewife Ms. Watanabe). If the Yen weakens a ton, the BoJ may have to hike, and that savings would flood back home into Jap government bonds...and out of US treasuries.

12.5 % Cash.
The remaining $750,000 is in one stock.
Guess the ticker, and you'll also probably make very close to seven figures in 2024.

>>57736371
https://www.morningstar.com/news/marketwatch/20240226159/microcloud-holograms-stock-soars-after-regaining-a-listing-requirement

Is /smg/ interested in any of tomorrow's earnings? The list seems pretty boring.

Axon? Bumble? Are you jacked to the tits with Smucker options??

>>57736359
https://youtu.be/iDtDEQvYNuo?si=gzeoUiKtKvXaVSed

Trust this man

FRESH UPDATE

https://youtu.be/4U-bgvO1wWQ
https://youtu.be/4U-bgvO1wWQ
https://youtu.be/4U-bgvO1wWQ

>>57735409
I'd be chill with this

>>57735807
>S&P 500
nasdaq. qqq is fine really.

I'm sick to my stomach I can't stop thinking about how am I missing out god why am I such a pussy feeling sorry for myself

what to do when you want to trade but you know you are tilted and shouldn't

>>57736341
Xa dunno

>>57736416
>NIGGER SHOCKERS
>boring

>>57736373
Ms. Watanabe is kind of real in the sense that the wife traditionally manages a Japanese household's finances, so Japan is like... millions of weird little family offices. But I'm guessing most of the country's savings is controlled by huge insurance companies, banks, and other megacorporations.

>>57736423
good opening i guess, always love a good lotr reference

>>57736423
BASED STILL PIC
and KEK intro

>>57736276
Gib me 10k plox

>>57736474
Post more LOTR memes

You asked for it you got it
Toyota
You asked for it you got it
Toyotaaaaaaaaa

>>57736484
How about you go to medical school like I did? :) it only takes a few years :) i didn’t start making money until i turned 30 :)

>>57736423
>reading books instead of watching Youtube Shorts and gooning to mal malloy
Good choice, Rocker. State of Fear is a really good book, you should check it out.

>>57736502
Kek I did actually, but I'm not working I'm the field

>>57736371
all chink stocks are garbage

>>57736502
AI/machine learning will replace doctor soon.

A deep learning model for predicting next-generation sequencing depth from DNA sequence
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-021-24497-8

>>57734498
You use it to escape from conscription

>>57736494

>>57736532
I hope so, they're all garbage

>>57736532
Lmao imagine thinking that AI will replace doctors!!! As if the medical lobby would allow anything to threaten us. The system needs someone to be accountable, and thats doctors. Btw you shouldnt trust doctors we don’t care whats wrong with you. Ask for a hard copy of your medical records and run them through an AI then come back to me and just tell me what pills you want. Don’t rely on me to save you unless I’m working in the ER or ICU. Otherwise ur fucked cuz i don’t care i just want MONEY

>>57736561
Based

>>57736423
I think there's 2 KR Anons so not too sure that was PA the other day but I sure hope so. I do know that trains still get posted sometimes in his thread on /n/. I sure do hope it was him though.

Comf threaded fellas
>>57734330
>>57734330

WAGMI

>>57736599
no

>>57736423
>DRIP chad approved
Based. I love getting discounted shares.

>>57736579

>>57736423
>30 min
maybe tomorrow if baggot reporting the vid doesn't take it down

>>57736235
>Thats an entire month’s pay for me.
>Only has a $40k account
Do you understand how wealthy I would be with a do nothing $20k a month job.

>>57736423
Based autist

>>57736423
Nice

>>57736423
I'm the Chud who told poem Anon to go fuck himself and never come back and I'm alive and well. In fact I have even grown more powerful while you sit on cash and read that pedo's Steve King's book.

>>57736686
>>57736686
>>57736686
get baked idiot

>>57736423
>the end
GYAD
FOOKIN
DAMN
A
M
NOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SIR

JESUS
FOOKIN
SHIT
H
I
THAT IS FOOKIN DISGUSTIN AND I HAVE SEEN THE STILL PICS AROUND THIS SHITHOLE BUT NEVER THE VIDEO GYAD FUCKIN DAMN I HOPE I CAN FORGET WHAT I HAVE JUST SEEN

this one still has a little life left in it so now we have three fucking threads
god damn you guys

>>57736599
M E D S

i love you anons. gn.

>>57736778
I look at it like /smg/ is so BASED we sometimes have a bunch of them all over the cataloog.
Also more places to say
NATGAS AND OIL
is nothin but a GOOD THANG

>>57736806
I love these NIGGERS too and that includes (You) but still a bunch of NIGGERS and JEWS and FAGS.
no homo

they were only 1.5 Km off from their touch down target.
How does LUNR's touchdown accuracy compare to the Russian, China, Japan, and India's accuracy?
Could not find any accuracy info on said government's landers.

>>57736778
Which one is the real one.

>>57736959

>>57736959
I usually just go to whichever one has the most posts at the time, which would be the shitty GME themed one unfortunately

>>57736423
Nice update man top kek at the lady boy ending. That's the end game

>>57736423
That intro, LOL! Also I’ve been posting here since 2017 you nigger. It’s why I hate this increase in poltardation.