/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57729271
typical virgo

>>57729271
certified scorpion moment

>>57729271
What's worse? Loosing all your money, or realizing your belief system is retarded?

>>57729334
Bitch needs a good Capricorn to keep her in line

>>57729271
this would never happen to a leo

>>57729271
this is fake right? theres no way this bitch is 24, she looks mid 30s at the youngest

>>57729271
>>57729393
OP shopped her in and removed part of the tagline. The actual article is about some guy who failed to sell the top

>>57729271
lol u made me check. that girl has too many insider friends and actually made some semi decent calls. the person in this article is a random asian guy

>>57729393
she got pooped on for money too many time

>>57729271
i'm impressed that she ever had 440k

>>57729353
Losing all your money and ending up in debt is probably worse.
Learning the truth about how retarded you are isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
If she didn’t have insurmountable debt, she might’ve been able to rebuild a decent life that didn’t include trying to convince people she can see in the future

>>57729416
see >>57729411

>>57729416
gifted if true

>>57729271
I would rage fuck her. I can pay for her too. What's her OF?

>>57729271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzFNlqE5vlE

Why did you change the photo to a female?

https://moneywise.com/investing/cryptocurrency/astrologer-lost-440000-by-day-trading-crypto-lives-on-credit-card-debt-caleb-hammer-responds

>Now lives on credit card debt
How long can you "live on credit card debt?" That sounds extremely unsustainable.

>>57729334
Why are we doomed to be disappointed? Why can't you all just be perfect?

>>57729353
They will never realize their belief system is retarded.
They will ALWAYS say "Oh I missed this sign on this chart!".

>>57729393
zoomers age like dogshit left out in the hot sun. chicks are hitting the wall at mach3 while the lil bros are balding faster than my forefathers and I, there's nothing fake about that

>>57729604
>journos are so low effort now that they just recap stuff they saw on YouTube instead of actually reporting news.
How is this still a profession?

>>57729271
/biz/ will make fun of her belief system but claim TA is real
You are the same

>>57729271
article is fake, but fuck she really is 25
is that the goyslop diet or do all girls lie about their age this hard

>>57729393
Women lie about their age.

>>57729271
>astrologer
>24
>had 440k

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD? SO UNFAIR

>>57729353
ask any christcuck

>>57729271
She lives on arab cock though

>>57729271
Is she the woman who charged an entire Bitcoin when it was hovering around $50k in 2021 to get assfucked while she was in Dubai?

>>57729393
Alcohol and the pill make western women look 10 years older, welcome to the current year.

>>57729271
> 24-year-old
She looks 42 kek

>>57729682
I've noticed more and more zoomer men have premature balding and receded hairlines in their early 20s compared to older gens at like 35 or even 40, wonder why that is.

>>57729718
TA is about probabilities based on market data
astrology is about soothsaying on star alignments

>>57730263
I inherited 400k at age 18, just don't gamble it in shitcoins kek, shitcoins are for poorfags

>>57729271
>vishesh rasinghani
-_-

>>57731582
Dollar store Vivek

>>57731469
top kek
tell me all about the cock and balls shape forming in your mouth

>>57729271
if she were a better Astrologer this would have never happened

>t. made $8k today thanks to astrology

>>57729604
No 24 year old has any business pretending to be good enough at astrology to trade off it. You should be at least 29 years old before attempting such a thing.

>>57731469
That's not what astrology is about but I am fine with retards like you continuing to believe so

>>57729718
If I said you could buy a brand new ferarri for $200 would you take it?

Ok what if I said you could buy a ferarri for $200 million would you take it?

Ohhhh so price DOES matter? Well wouldn't it be smart if we could study patterns of price, like price levels where there are a lot of buyers and price level where there are a lot of sellers?

>>57729271
FAFO
Play with fire

>>57729271

>Jupiter has Cancer

>Lose everything

LMAO! That's what you get for trusting in the devil instead of god!

>>57731751
ironically, Jupiter in Cancer is a very good position and would produce fortunate results when aspected.

the thing about doing financial astrology is that it's really hard. these cryptos are even worse - they swing wildly and are impacted by every gust of wind. you have to be really sharp and well-researched to do so and most of the time it's not worth the effort.

>>57729271

Somehow I don't believe the article. Repeating digits is within Kabbalah as it were yet she conveniently lost $440,000

Idk what the goal of this article is exactly but I have an immense sense that lying or misdirection is happening. My intuition has served me well.

I have never followed her calls because trusting a crypto influencer with your funds is absolutely retarded so Idk what she said was going to happen exactly.

If anything I'm going to further look at the astrology aspect to see if it lines up with my other analysis.

>>57729405

Damn I got had hard. I always usually check for links too when I see screenshots.

The headline seemed believable. Lmao

>>57731824
it's bullshit. It's written by a pajeet about someone using Vedic (indian) astrology to trade. The point of the article is to scare anyone away from having that idea because it's obviously a good one, in theory. In real life, most astrologers aren't good enough to interpret financial charts worth a damn.

I tried to warn you all! Now you're broke but my wallet is bulging.

>>57730263
She had a 401k and 39k invested. Its not that unusual.

>>57729405
The fuck? I failed to sell the top and my $700,000+ portfolio is now worth less than 20k. Where's my article?

>>57729271
HOW DOES SHE GOT THAT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE?
i might be retarded but i only got like 5k in crypto and 2k are in $SUPER

>>57732101
lmfao that's so pathetic that you can't even sell when its 700k you got greedy and were left holding the bag like all the other degenerates you think anyone cares about your failure lol you should have dumped it when you were on top but noooooo you had to be greedy and now you will be forever broke lmao what a loser

>>57729271
Oh god please @marenaltman I know you browse this board please be my wife I fucking love you so much. Your beauty is unparalleled, your stunning features sculpted after the goddess Aphrodite herself. You are absolutely divine, your jaw-dropping looks make my heart pound and leave me speechless. Please, you don’t even have to be exclusive to me, you can date and sleep around with other men whenever you like, but I promise on my mother’s grave that I will always be exclusive to you, for why would I ever desire another woman when I already have the perfect one in all the world, nay, the universe. I will cherish you, never take you for granted, be at your service and always be at your beck and call. I promise to be the lighthouse that guides your way in stormy seas, the fireplace to keep you warm during the coldest nights, your home where you can rest when you feel weary. You are the love of my life.

>>57732150
The best part begins when they start adding money to their stinky bag and miss the bullrun when people flock to all the new shiny coins instead of their dusty "projects". Man that's how you become a cultist baggie and ruin your life instead of just starting over.

>>57729353
i mean both cause suicides and broken lives so it's really hard to say, probably about even.

>>57729364
>>57729349
>>57729334
kekkies

>>57729271
The fate of all crypto "investors".
>NOO YOU DONT GET IT SERGAY NAKAMOTO SAID TAHT CHAINAVAXETHXRPICPDOGEPEPELUNACOININU WILL GO TO $100,000 EOY!!!!!!!!!
crypto has become a testbed for for the eventual rollout of CBDCs. you will own nothing and you will be happy.

Haha this timeline will be cruel to jews

>>57729271
il Capo looks like THAT?!

>>57729271
Bro that's at least 220 sheiks worth of poop on her chest worth, how did she fuck up so badly lol

>>57729604
This. Maren the porta-potty of Dubai will never run out of money.

>>57732140
>5K
Thats nothing anon, go on and invest more, also wft is $SUPER? take your money out of that shit and invest all on BTC

>>57732140
>having 2K on super

omfg you're actually that retarded that u fall into the poojets trap

>>57732140
that's what happens when you understand that what many call "trading" is just gambling.

>>57732140
the only reason it bothers you is because she's a woman, you fucking sexist