/biz/ - Business & Finance

I-I-I like to go on long walks and listen to crypto podcasts

>nailed it

I take pictures of animals and build furniture out of wood. I also dust off the bass a couple times a year and confirm that I can still play it.

>>5772742
I like to play my guitar and play league of legends. Booms shes instantly wet and a support main.

>>5772742
boxing
jiu jitsu
guitar
shitposting

>grabs her headphones, gently puts them on her, returns to seat quietly
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5772903
wow annon. League of legends. what is that?

>>5772742
I-I like to fap profusely to crypto sharts and green candles

>>5772952
wow. that is surprising anon you do not look like a fighter. tehehe ;)

As you can see from my body sweetheart, swimming

a girl literally just invited me to her house, i said 'uuuhhmmmmmmmm no i have some stuff to do' and came home to watch the sopranos and post on the internet

>>5772968

STAHP CALLING IT SHARTING IT'S IMMATURE

t. money skelly

>>5772742
>implying this solid 7 will ever talk to me let alone look at me like that
heh nice try

>>5773063
girl was Aunt Jess who wanted you to help her organize things for her garage sale.

>>5773033
fgt

>>5772742
>this is the train to Auschwitz, right?

>>5772801
what podcasts? Recommend me one

>>5772742
I run a MGOTW podcast so if you could kindly fuck off and go back to texting your husband and quit being a fucking whore that would be great, thanks.

>>5772742
I don't need to impress you bitch I can buy hotter pussy.

>>5772742
>I am going to think about you later when I fap. I am going to imagine cumming in your vagina and there is nothing you can do about it.

I'm gay, piss off golddigger your pussy has no power here.

>>5773231
oh anon. you are so masculine, like an alpha lion. take me now. right here.

>>5773063
>girl talked to you

>>5773285
No BITCH! YOU will peg ME!
Heres 10 fartcoins

>>5773063
sure buddy

>>5772843
"when you said pictures of animals, I thought it would have been wild life, not a bunch of pictures of sonic the hedgehog? are you on the sepctrum?"

>>5772742
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE WORD "MEME"?

Hey guys, I'm setting up new Discord channel for the new game from Tron guys

We really don't know much about this game yet, but for sure it's gonna be gold mine because Asians are really into this shi ..

discord"DOT"gg/ssJNEx9 ( change the "DOT" with an actual dot ..... )

>>5772742
I stopped caring. She can put it in.

>>5772742
No :(

>>5772742
Stupid antisocial biz retards not realising it's not the hobby that matters but how passionate you are about it and how well you are able to explain it. Stay virgins

>>5772742

Yoga and bouldering.

You still get weird looks a s a guy for doing yoga but whatever. Enjoy your lack of flexibility.

Started bouldering like 2 years ago. It's great I only regret not discovering it earlier. I plan on taking some climbing lessons in 2018 and maybe I'll be able to climb a real mountain in the nearby future instead of doing it exclusively indoors.

The pump is in "2 hours". Get in anon. The best part is the coin will be announced to all at the same time.

No time advantage to higher ranks unlike other groups._

https://discord dot gg/rWvbMpg

>>5773770
wow anon. So you climb things? like a squirrel, or a little kitten. That is so cute :^)

>>5772742
masdurbation

>>5773946

Thanks. :)

I'm not quite on the cat level yet, but I'll get there eventually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=ZA3iHurul9g

>you have 30 seconds to come up with something before she puts her headphones in.
I tell the kike she has 30 seconds to fuck off before I put her in the oven.

>degree in Math with a CS master on top
>I play the piano for 8 years
>I have a good contribution to a lot software projects over github
>meme travelling in about 15 countries and capable of speaking 5 languages fluently

I guess more than most people have to offer. Other than that, I already got a girlfriend so that's that. B-but we still can be friends.

>>5773501
>wild life
yes
>sonic
no
>on the spectrum?
yes

>>5774195
wow anon that is impressive. Too bad you're white, or I would have given you my virgin moist pussy

>other hobbies, like riding on trains and talking to cute girls.

In all seriousness. I try a lot of things. Did stand up a few times and go back on occasion. Just got into fencing. I lift heavy things and put them back down. Read tech journals and have been going out of state recently for random events (masquerade, limited release beer party at New Belgium brewery).

Other than that i have a very respectable beer can collection.

>>5773770
Fuck yea bouldering! Only did it once out of state, would definitely do it again though

>implying im poor enough to take the train

>>5772742
I masturbate to HD POV porn

>>5772742
Shooting guns and prepping for the race war

I like to pretend to be an anime girl on virtual reality!

>>5772954
Just made me spit my drink over my keyboard you fuck. Top kek

>>5772742
i study math

>>5772742
i like to lay in my adult sized crib and wear diapers. and you?

>>5772742
Buying sugar with all that internet money.

God I fucking hate women, to think your so entitled you can start a conversation with someone then duck out of that conversation and put headphones on because they don't entertain you enough, self entitled whores.
Can't wait till my 'internet money' makes me rich I can treat women like the whores they are without consequence. Grab em by the pussy.

i cant even imagine how a conversation with me would get to that point anymore op.
>5 minutes earlier sit across from her in assigned seating
>give casual greeting and start small talk, where you from, what do you do
>she asks me same
>"well janice, there's this incredible thing called CRYPTOCURRENCY"
>10 minutes later she'd know exactly how it works
>asks me "you make money off this?"
>"yep", tell her about btc going from 1k to 18k in 12 months
>she ends up buying $300 of ltc right there and thanks me
>stop talking for rest of train ride
>post on /r9k/ about how i finally talked to a girl

basically i got the best dog ever and I spend a lot of time doing cool shit with him

>>5772742
I am a master chef.

>>5772742
Freestyle first person quadcopter building, maintenance and most important - flying

>>5772742
Yeah, fixing cars, reading, improving myself in every way, and working out or going in nature for a certain amount per week.
Also NFL, and 4chan*

>*Probably better off not saying that.