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>>57724806

>> No.57727159

NATGAS
AND
OIL
I
LIGMA

>> No.57727163
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57727163

Let's go, boys.

>> No.57727165

Second for ligma!

>> No.57727179
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the s&p will close -2.38% today

>> No.57727180

why are there so many tripfags in this general?

>> No.57727185
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57727185

Mmmmm cheesy

>> No.57727190

>>57727180
retards win one bet then spend their profits on dumb shit like tripcodes

>> No.57727192

>>57727180
>tripchads
ftfy

>> No.57727193

What does $100k buy these days? I want 500k

>> No.57727194

>>57727179
You mean PDD.

>> No.57727198

>Imagine being so desperate for attention you become a Tripfag who creates the most God awful threads

>> No.57727205

>>57727180
Same reason women post slutty pics on social media

>> No.57727211

>>57727159
What's LIGMA?

>> No.57727214
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57727214

Welcome to another day of Nvidia loving the bears, contrarians, and above all its competition with tender loving care. And a gigantic double-barreled barbed monster cock.

>> No.57727215
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.57727217
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.57727220

Thinkin I'm going to sell PSA, UGL, USD, RYCEY, URNM, VIST. Spreads were too wide on those during the PRE. Then to start watching for buy points on the TWELVE I have in queue.
SO
FUCKING
EXCITING
I
LOVE
STOOKS
T
O
O
K
SOXL IS SHIT COMPARED TO USD

>> No.57727221
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>The US used AI to identify targets hit by air strikes in the Middle East this month, a defense official says, revealing growing military use of the technology for combat

>> No.57727229

>>57727215
>00
as was foretold .....

>> No.57727230

>>57727211
Losers Immolating for Gazan Muslims of America

>> No.57727233

Friendly reminder that bulls make money.
Bears and pigs get slaughtered.

>> No.57727237

>>57727214

Top signal. Already absurd, but yeah, being absurd is ok

>> No.57727238
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57727238

Arm Chads, we did it again.

>> No.57727244

all my positions are bearish

>> No.57727249

I'm not wrong, the market is wrong. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>> No.57727251
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57727251

r8 my port

>> No.57727253

>>57727244
Im up 13% on market open

>> No.57727264

OMQS for AI and ties with (((them)))

>> No.57727265

>>57727147
looking at NVIDIA is like looking at a time bomb getting bigger as the timer gets closes to zero

>> No.57727268

I need NVDA to dip please redeem.

>> No.57727270
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>>57727268
Get used to disappointment.

>> No.57727274

>>57727221
So the U.S. strikes some targets, then uses AI to identify them so they can update the terrorist database to cover their tracks. NVDA future so bright.

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why shouldn't NVDA go to $1000?

>> No.57727279

Bout time to pump niggers.

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>>57727270
>>57727276

>> No.57727284

>>57727276
Let it cook. It going $4,000 in time.

>> No.57727285
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57727285

Yayo, yayo
Mula-la
Yayo
Bitch better have my money

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>>57727215
based

>> No.57727288

>>57727276
Because I have puts, simple as.

>> No.57727291
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OIL and NATGAS forever

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>>57727215
>30:00

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>>57727276
>why shouldn't NVDA go to $1000?
this is true

>> No.57727303

shit my dudes, i am trying to listen to rih*nna for the first time in my life. this shit is awful.

>> No.57727308
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57727308

ARE YOU OK BOBO?
BOBO ARE YOU OK?

>> No.57727312

>>57727299
>>57727276


It can just not today frens.

>> No.57727319

>see move happening in market
>get in on the move
>immediately reversed back to stop loss
This market these past few days has been one of the most jewish I've ever seen

>> No.57727324

>>57727291
Just boughted XLE, XES, XOP, EOG

>> No.57727328

$150k - do I go all in TQQQ?
Here's a bear I shot in September

>> No.57727331

I fucking hate crab markets so god damn much. We never fucking have any kind of direction ever and we never will have any direction ever again

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>>57727308
Yes

>> No.57727337

My NVDA put options strait up printing. JAJAJAJAJA

>> No.57727340

>up 5% on all my EV charging stocks

fuck every single hater that told me i was stupid for FOMOing at value stocks last week. you're all worthless, enjoy following the herd. buy more $800 nvidia

>> No.57727341

NVIDIA SIS...

>> No.57727344

Oh now that I'm locked out of my account for the rest of the day, CL decides to start moving up

>> No.57727345

>>57727251
Why Altria? Seems like a dying industry to me. Otherwise pretty based.

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$BIG bros, it's happening

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>>57727328

>> No.57727349

>>57727344
Why do Americans have cuck day trading limits anyway?

>> No.57727351

>>57727348
that camo is wild

>> No.57727353

>>57727349
Because Topstep has that hard limit by default you retarded faggot

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>>57727349
Do you really need to ask?

>> No.57727357
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>CVNA
>DPZ
lmao

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57727358

>Uranium

>> No.57727359
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57727359

>> No.57727361

Is Google really going to sink under 140 again. Fml.

>> No.57727363

so, now it´s all about ARM, CVNA and what else?

>> No.57727366

>>57727357
Why do you have so many of these gay pictures

>> No.57727367
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XBIsexuals... wagmi

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>>57727229
>>57727286
>>57727294

>> No.57727371

....and THERE we go
My SQQQ doin a lil sumthn

>> No.57727373

>>57727337
my spy 0dte puts are printing slowly too
feels good man

>> No.57727375

What is going on with NVDA computer?

>> No.57727388
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>>57727371

>> No.57727391

>>57727324
And MPC now.

>> No.57727392

>>57727375
Niggers bought in. That's a 100% foolproof top signal for bubbles.

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>>57727388

>> No.57727395

>>57727375
No clue, but I bought a $840 put option weekly, and ima ride it to 10k or some shit.

>> No.57727396

>>57727375
Nancy sold.

>> No.57727399

and just like that we created the FDs necessary to tug us back up. With usury you can do anything.

>> No.57727402

>>57727395
it'll literally be 850 EOW

>> No.57727403

>>57727324
>>57727391
Why XES instead of the more liquid OIH?

>> No.57727404

>>57727345
i think they'll transition to vapes/smokeless and weed if its ever legal. im a tobacca man

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>>57727399
>usury
you know usury is just high levels of interest right? not no interest at all.

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HELFY getting fucked on no news
Good

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>he's not selling LUNR puts
ngmi

>> No.57727426

with jews you win

>> No.57727428

>>57727406
If someone else controls the value of my currency do I really have control of it ? go on greenblatt.

>> No.57727431

>$MPW
>Book value: $10
>Current value: $3.85
>Dividend rate: 15%
>Payout ratio: 80%
>Short interest: 35%
>Days to cover: 8

Did I just find the next $GME

>> No.57727433
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The CEO of Tech Bubble has just posted guys!

>> No.57727434

This market clearly wants higher.

>> No.57727435
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>>57727428
nowhere did i mention or refute control. im just saying its not usury if its reasonable interest rates. its money printing or lack of capital controls. not usury though.

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57727436

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in
the room so they can play on the house.

>> No.57727441

>>57727433
link pls

>> No.57727446

>>57727433
Post a link so we can actually see what he said you lazy fucking nigger.

>> No.57727448

>>57727431
>Headquarters: Birmingham, AL

>> No.57727456
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pizza lfg

>> No.57727458

>>57727402
You mean $750 right?

>> No.57727459

>>57727435
The current situation is predicated on said usury. Without it's use, the exploit of the non-usurious, and the gaslighting of those same naive peoples how does modernity manifest this way ?

Regardless I yield, tired of semantic bickering.

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>>57727436
Finally I was getting tired of those Bobo schmucks. I feel like I gotta heater coming tonight on craps so watch out hahaha! Thanks for the seating by the way I wanna treat my lady hear to a wonderful night.

>> No.57727464
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>>57727436
I'm feeling euphoric
Fuck it
I'm ALL IN

>> No.57727470

ok i put 1000 dollars in the SCHD meme
what now?

>> No.57727473

>>57727470
you'll be rich in no time bruv

>> No.57727474

>>57727456
Domino's is the only place in my town that has white teenagers instead of jeets working. Why is that and is that bullish?

>> No.57727476

>>57727470
divvies for lyfe

>> No.57727479

Is CVNA only exploding after open a sign that it's just retail FOMO, or am I looking into it too hard?

>> No.57727481
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>>57727464
I raise. All-In

>> No.57727483

YINN NIGGAS YINN

>> No.57727488

Looks like those new homes aren't selling as well as the guys on the street wanted.

>> No.57727491

>>57727479
Its a meme stock

>> No.57727492

Can we crash now? Thanks.

>> No.57727509

>>57727436
howareya moe

>> No.57727515

>>57727492
It looks like we'll just crab.

>> No.57727521
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>> No.57727524

>>57727406
if you mean legally in modern times, yes

but any amount of interest is usury, always has been

>> No.57727526

>>57727515
theta gang where we at?

>> No.57727528

>>57727492
Depends what you're holding.

>> No.57727537

>BTC breaking out
Hope you got your CLSK bags loaded

>> No.57727547

MSTR / COIN mooning, BTC flat. Huh?

>> No.57727549

>4 months of pretty much straight pumping

>> No.57727552

>>57727147
>BITF CLSK MARA RIOT

This is the way

>> No.57727558

>>57727547
Anon, you realize Bitcoin trades 24/7 while those tickers do not, yes?

>> No.57727559

Made $170 selling options, lol, lmao. Buy my pieces of paper retards.

>> No.57727560

I am going to sell my Bitfarms stack, $85k worth. Do I buy SSO or VOO? Or maybe go a little more conservative and buy TQQQ?

>> No.57727566

>>57727537
I'm up 425% but only 60 shares. It's been a great run but I only got a taste of it

>> No.57727568

>>57727558
They really should regulate Bitcoins so that they are only allowed to be traded while the futures are open.

>> No.57727571

When you’re serious about investing come on over to dividend investing general /dig/
>>57726706
>>57726706

>> No.57727578

>>57727537
>CLSK
wew

>> No.57727579

>Even faster than the Corona-ATH-pump

>> No.57727581

AMR Chads eating good today.

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>>57727215
>30:00

>> No.57727586

>>57727568
Shut the fuck up, Gary "Baggot" Gensler.

>> No.57727594

>>57727470
Schd is alright, it will outperform the market occasionally but usually will trail it. if youre looking at buy and hold long term pair it with something based and growthpilled like schg or vgt. Eventually you start selling off the growth to buy even more schd. If all went well you'll have enough schd dividends to live off and then you never have to buy more again because the dividend will almost certainly grow faster than inflation.

>> No.57727602

>>57727491
CaR vEnDiNg MaChInEs!!!!

>> No.57727604

>>57727581
Holy shit. Are the buybacks back?

>> No.57727605

>>57727571
good luck getting a multi-bagger trading those companies that have given up on trying to reinvest their profits into higher market share and more profits long term.

>> No.57727608

God candle incoming. I just bought more.

>> No.57727612

>>57727526
Outside Nvidia (lol) options are pretty cheap though.

>> No.57727618

>>57727602
That looks like something my gf would enjoy.

>> No.57727620

>>57727604
Don't know but this stock just keeps printing money. I'm up 60% on it.

>> No.57727629

>>57727612
I dunno, the prices on all the NVDA put options are a fucking steal right now.

>> No.57727633

>>57727403
Because it's part of a complete collection together with XLE and XOP.

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are we getting the S&P to 5100 today?

>> No.57727642

they put some dumb whizbang zooper sounds over it but watching a robot take a car from 100ft in the air in an elevator is at its essence pretty cool

>> No.57727647

>Members of the Walton family sold roughly $1.5 billion worth of Walmart stock at the end of last week as shares hovered near a record high

>> No.57727650

>>57727571
>come on over to dividend investing general /dig/
*start using SCHWAB EQUITY RATINGS

>> No.57727658

>>57727636
GAYvydia 700 eod so no dice

>> No.57727665

>>57727605
Companies exist to pay shareholders money. Why would I want pepsi trying to branch out into other things? I want a portion of their profits payed directly to me and I want them to raise that dividend payment every year.

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I'm still making money today somehow.

>> No.57727682

>>57727665
>Companies exist to pay shareholders money.
No they exist to provide goods and/or services their customers retard.

>> No.57727683

Buy stock, numba go up, simple as

>> No.57727685

HOLY FUCK MARA

>> No.57727684

>>57727270
>>57727214
My god source please

>> No.57727691

>>57727685
Are you STILL sidelined?

>> No.57727693

>>57727682
I would invest in a company that just mugs or scams people. idgaf

>> No.57727698

>>57727665
i think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what investing entails

>> No.57727704

>>57727647
Don't they own like 200 billion shares of Walmart? So that wouldn't be that much of their total stake

>> No.57727705

>>57727682
Nope, they exist to generate profits
>>57727698
It’s okay that you’re wrong

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It's over for you bobo.

>> No.57727707

>>57727693
There's plenty of companies that scam shareholders. Go all-in. =D

>> No.57727715

>NVDA above its open
truly a clown world

>> No.57727719

>>57727705
business isn't a zero sum game

>> No.57727721

>>57727705
What about shell corporations that don't have any products or services?

>> No.57727723
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>>57727706
Chill out
It's just crabbing today

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>>57727693

>> No.57727725

>>57727682
>>57727705

They exist to chase their mission/vision statement. Shareholders may or may not be the crowd they're pleasing.

>> No.57727727

>>57727721
they exist to launder money

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>>57727723
But it's not?

>> No.57727740

>>57727725
>yeah my goal in life was to make sure people eat a lot of potato chips. It’s only a coincidence that we turn a massive profit, the real dividend is seeing the happy look on our customers faces

>> No.57727743

streetsmart edge bros, its so over. they will finally be transitioning my account to thinkorswim anytime from April-August. I dont want to change.

>> No.57727746

female natural gas

>> No.57727748

>>57727743
ToS is universally praised, anon.

>> No.57727752

COIN / MARA are vertical and up 10% + because Bitcorn went up 1.5%? Lel.

>> No.57727755

>>57727746
How do I tell if my natural gas is female or not?

>> No.57727756

I think i am going to do a BITF next.
Or maybe tomorrow? Hmmmm... decisions, decisions.

>> No.57727768

>>57727748
yea well i just have a great setup on SSE with all the relevant info for me and can place and edit orders at lightning speed while still seeing all the relevant info. I have a ToS demo account setup that I have been ignoring but it looks like I will need to start tinkering soon. There are some cool features on ToS but there is just a lot to unpack and learn. I guess that will be fun. something new to try

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Sold my BRK.B before it tanked any further.

>> No.57727770
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bros?
>British banker Jacob Rothschild dies aged 87
>https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/british-banker-jacob-rothschild-dies-aged-87-2024-02-26/

>> No.57727772

>>57727752
Really mad I missed MARA. I saw it shilled but didn't realize it was crypto related lmao. Probably another crypto bull run incoming soon.

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LUNR fans, what's the deal with your stock not blasting off today?
>1st private corp to ever land on the moon, albeit they had dumb women drivers doing it.
>$50 billion projected in future plans / stuff.
>Has an Iranian-American CEO named Kamal.
>Gender-neural slam pig on their home page doing computer stuff.

This should be a slam dunk.

>> No.57727779

DAME MAS GASOLINA

>> No.57727780

>>57727770
Bullish.

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AND HOLY FUCK SOUN BROS

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>>57727770
ANTI BOG DEATH MOMENT BUY BUY BUY

>> No.57727790

>>57727770
>a human dying
>a literal black swan event - who could've seen a human dying of old age??

>> No.57727792

Apple please

>> No.57727798

>>57727790
AI

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57727805

>Abrahamic tank destroyed in Urine
>Rothschild dies
>all in the same day
its over

>> No.57727810

>>57727787
lol this marked the top, it's literally down from here until moral improves.

>> No.57727813

>>57727777
BLESSED
KEK IS WITH US

>> No.57727812

>>57727770
>British banker Jacob Rothschild
what stonks was he holding? oh yea he owns the money printer itself

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>>57727805
>1 (one) american tank destroyed
>its over
meanwhile

>> No.57727826

>>57727810
But the S&P is literally higher right now than when that image was made. Anyway, fuck off, baggie, you ban evading subhuman.

>> No.57727833

>>57727812
This. He was the one that stopped the printing.
Printer is going to BRRRRRR again next week.
B U L L I S H

>> No.57727837
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>yields
what is the play here today? the auctions last week spiked yields no?

>> No.57727838

>>57727777
reddit stopped buying

>> No.57727839
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>>57727777
>>57727813
Jack black-lite is no slam pig frends.

>> No.57727841

>>57727777
LUNR $77 EOY

>> No.57727843

With market's at all time highs, do you buy and hold or play options? I'm trying to learn about IV's and chatGPT my way through trades just to earn some extra scratch.

>> No.57727844
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>>57727825
Avdiivka status?

>> No.57727845

>>57727826
Whatever kid. Its not where she opens, it's where she closes that matters.

>> No.57727847

>>57727838
Bullish.

>> No.57727849

>>57727423
So you're going to lose $420?

>> No.57727851

No one noticed SOUN…?

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>>57727844
T90 status

>> No.57727860

>>57727777
I solded mine in at a profit of ONE QUARTER in the pre. I bought it only for the meme but knew the company was fags when I saw how top heavy that LANDER was and sure enough it fell right over when doing the one fucking thing it was designed for, LANDING. The company is obviously comprised of fatherless fags. I want to save that fat chick from them.

>> No.57727863

>>57727843
>chatGPT my way through trades
does goyimGPT give stock advice now? i thought it was cucked at the beginning to not have access to live data

>> No.57727866

>>57727854
Crew survived, tank was recovered, steppove was liberated, shartley was captured.

>> No.57727869

>>57727851
Should I get in now?

>> No.57727875

>>57727825
is that standard training to drive up to where your leading armor just got fucked and then to turn your weakest point to the enemy before retreating?

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>>57727843
Buy and hold stocks but with income from a large pile of cash sitting in jepq
Hoping for more good crab days.

>> No.57727889

I sold too early on CELH

>> No.57727893

>>57727839
Jack Black's twin sister perhaps... spitting image is uncanny.

>> No.57727901

>>57727866
And how is that different than the abrams where the tank crew survived? The end result was still a Bradley ifv disabled a t-90 with its main gun. The Bradley is so fucking good and the t-90 is so bad

>> No.57727912
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57727912

I LOST 300 BUCKS BECAUSE I ACCIDENTLY BOUGHT 100 SHARES OF NVIDIA ON MARGIN AND THEN HAD TO QUICKLY SELL 95 OF THEM AT A 3 DOLLAR LOSS FOR EACH
FUUUCK ME

>> No.57727911

I bought again.
God candle incoming.

>> No.57727924

>>57727912
>not just buying USD not on margin

>> No.57727925

>>57727860
>I want to save that fat chick from them.
Whatcha gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
Whatcha gon' do with all that ass
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream

Honestly they probably put on their home page as foreshadowing their lander was going to waddle and fall over.

>> No.57727927

>>57727912
>buy high
>sell low
>pay fees

>> No.57727929

>>57727912
Stop doing drugs when you trade.

>> No.57727930

So this chick I've been hooking up with's husband left her. He went out for milk and never came home. So I asked her how she's been coping and she said she's been using that powdered stuff in her coffee instead.

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>>57727770
Market never crashed within the scheduled timeframe, so the dead-man-switch was activated and the Bogdabots redeemed him.
>You have failed us for ze last time, Monsieur Rothschild...

>> No.57727946

>>57727930
Fucking bags lmao

>> No.57727966

>>57727770
AAAAA THEY ARE DUMPING ALL HIS LON: BATS

>> No.57727971
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57727971

Well that's interesting. Schwab actually upgraded Nvidia three days ago and I didn't even notice. Going from 'no fucking way' to 'hold it if you have it' isn't exactly much of a ringing endorsement, but still....

>> No.57727979

guys i lost quite a bit on wbd today. it'll go up 2x in the next year, right guys??

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>> No.57727983

What would it imply if we had a neon green day on the day he died ? Lets look at esoteric optics. The mans legacy is at stake here.

>> No.57727986

>>57727971
Ten days ago, I should say. It was sitting at D for so long it didn't even register any more.

>> No.57727989

>>57727770
87 8+7=15 1+5=6 OH! Daaaaaaam!!

>> No.57727992

>>57727971
Chuck is such a cuck, he's like alright we told you to go short, now uhh just ignore that, actually forget the whole fucking thing.

>> No.57728011

>>57727782
I told you guys it was a good company.

>> No.57728014
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57728014

Take profit or let it ride?

>> No.57728018

>>57727752
Crypto miners won a lawsuit against the energy department yesterday

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>>57727924
USD is the best currency you cuck.

>>57727927
Fuck you. But yes :C

>>57727929
I WASN'T DOING DRUGS! The default orders are always 100 but I thought I changed it to 5! What happend was I clicked on 5 and then I clicked on back page then forward again but when I went back forward page again I forgot to change the 100 value to 5.
I could've used that 300 dollar for so many shit.

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>>57727889
>CELH
why would you sell the next monster?

>> No.57728031

>>57728021
>I WASN'T DOING DRUGS!
You sound like it.

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57728033

I just slurped some Corn

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>> No.57728048

>>57728033
I seriously doubt that has a SCHWAB EQUITIES RATING of A.

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>SOUN
Will it break $4.50 resistance? I predict it will crab until earnings then dump

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57728058

We will close down nearly 2%.

>> No.57728062

I'm off to go buy some shelves and tables for my bedroom... sorry Bobo market is about to start ripping.

>> No.57728077

>>57728014
Update: Sold about 1/5th cause I'm a pussy.

Now LET IT FUCKING RIDE LET'S GO BOYS!

>> No.57728082

AH WE DUMPIN

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57728091

Man, that negative news about their AI is really fucking google in the ass today huh

>> No.57728094

>>57728018
Link?

>>57728062
Long TCS?

>> No.57728096

>>57728052
$6 before earnings then dump

>> No.57728099

Also:
The fire is rising:

>The national average retail price for regular gasoline rose to $3.192 per gallon
on February 12, 2024, $0.056 above last week’s price, and $0.198 less than
the year-ago price. The national average retail diesel fuel price rose $0.21 to
$4.109 per gallon, $0.335 lower than the price one year ago

>The national average retail price for regular gasoline rose to $3.269 per gallon
on February 19, 2024, $0.077 above last week’s price, and $0.11 less than the
year-ago price. The national average retail diesel fuel price was unchanged at
$4.109 per gallon, $0.267 lower than the price one year ago

>> No.57728103

>>57728021
One time I was writing a sell order and saw the expected profit and literally thought "oh wow I usually don't make that much money, the limit price must be off by a power of ten" moved the decimal point, submitted the order, and lost like $200 when it filled at ~1/5 of the current price.

>> No.57728114

>>57728091
>Put dipshit commies in charge of flagship product
>They fuck up
How is this surprising? You expect sinecured Pajeet PMs to put the brakes on that kind of thing?

>> No.57728115

SPY strait up sussin.

>> No.57728126

>>57728099
No problem, we'll just dump more from the SPR if oil creeps back above 80. And levy a tax against greedy refiners if gasoline hits $4.

>> No.57728127

>>57728114
US "tech" companies are worthless.

>> No.57728128

>>57728094
https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/bitcoin-mining-groups-sue-biden-administration-over-energy-use-data-demand-2024-02-23/

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>>57728099
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZkT2Rn9zCg

>> No.57728146

>>57728128
Based

>> No.57728150
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57728150

>Rothschild dies
>Portfolio now green

>> No.57728161

>LMND
Insurance is going to replace tech.

>> No.57728163

>>57728150
he's home with satan now

>> No.57728166

>>57727912
Funny story, I logged in to the web version of my brocker's trading app for the first time last week. I didn't know what I was doing and accidentally pressed some buttons and went short on Nvidia and long on Nasdaq (or the reverse, I forget) with x20 leverage. I closed my positions right after I realized but in that minute I made $100.

>> No.57728183

>>57728166
kick ass, BLESSED

>> No.57728184

>>57728150
S

>> No.57728187
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57728187

i'm waiting for any kind of momentum signal

>> No.57728190

Secured $4k profit on NVDA at $800. Still holding a 3/15 $800 call.

>> No.57728191

>>57728161
>Insurance is going to replace tech.
this is why I sell options

>> No.57728198

>>57728166
I accidentally bought 100 shares of an SNP500 etf on margin by holding a call through expiration. I was absolutely panicking all weekend but ended up making a ton of money.

>> No.57728205

>>57728077
>Update: Sold about 1/5th cause I'm a pussy.
that covers your cost basis right? smart move bruv, enjoy the free money

>> No.57728218

>>57728187
The radical leftist terrorists are taking down all the monuments because of racism and poor people. What more of a monument signal do you need?

>> No.57728228

>>57728161
how are insurance companies not dead with all the theft and damages? yeah no thanks.

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>>57728077
Checked, This is the way. Heem the heemers.

>> No.57728235

That bitcoin pump will push NVIDIA over 1k this week.
Boomers still think its mined on GPU.

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>>57728150
The world is healing.

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>>57728235

>> No.57728256

>>57728228
>with all the theft and damages?
They just raise rates so they have a risk averse position. Because everything in the US runs on credit people *must* have insurance for everything and cannot self insure so they just have to take it. As asset prices fall this year (like we're already seeing with cars) the short end of insurance policies become more valuable so they're set up to make an absolute killing. ACIC already 10xed because of how condos in Florida are imploding.

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>no one talking about TSLA
beautiful trending breakout today

>> No.57728264

>>57728235
who's paying $53k for a freaking bitcoin!?

>> No.57728271

>>57728187
but I cannot see any thing rather than buy. Bro. what are you waiting for? the train is leaving.

>> No.57728279

>>57728257
You think the bots are a meme or nah?

>> No.57728280

So, it's LAAC a meme or not? I'm tempted to buy

>> No.57728284

>>57728187
>not just buying SCHWAB EQUITES A RATED STOOKS without regard for charts and signals
NGMI
G
M
I

with all that
CORTISOL
O
REGULATORS MOUNT UP
T
I
SOXL IS SHIT COMPARED TO USD
O
LIGMA

>> No.57728292

>>57728248
Got in on loop for a year now : >>57728134
>>57728264
Willing buyers at a fair market price.

>> No.57728298
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>>57728091
Because it was a conscious decision. None of the other AI have done that and if they did it was a simple error. Someone at Google put "Owning The White Pastryarchy over building a worthwhile AI. I've seen enough AI to know they don't do that unless told to do it.

>> No.57728299

>>57728257
I own TSLA at $193, 197, and $202 in different accounts. LFG boys

>> No.57728307

>>57728284
broker/analyst ratings are gay
anything that does multiples is a sell or a hold

>> No.57728310

CNBC intervoo with JAMIE DIMON at 12

>> No.57728318

Damn, my COIN put order didn't fill.

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>>57728307
Glad I sold that rated C BRK.B before it took my spike down any lower than picrel.

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>>57728292
>Willing buyers at a fair market price.

>> No.57728328

Sweden is now joining NATO, good day for SAAB

>> No.57728330

>>57728310
i was talking to my dad's old bar buddy who is a dividend maxxer and he was telling me that he thinks CNBC moves the market and that he watches Jim Cramer every morning. the absolute state of the dividend investing general chuds... ISHYGDDT

>> No.57728333

This AEP pullback is legit retarded

>> No.57728339

>>57728324
Just sell them calls and your losses will be redeemed.

>> No.57728341

>>57728280
My half-assed lithium research hints at GLNLF, PLL, and PMET instead. They may be better or worse.

>> No.57728346

>>57728228
In America if the theft is the result of a bipoc or migrant, then it should be considered an act of g_d and they won't have to pay the claim.

>> No.57728352

>>57728333
If nothing fundamentally changed and it's above your stop, hey, maybe use this opportunity to increase your position.

>> No.57728353

>>57728341
more upside in LAAC imo

>> No.57728354

>>57728166
That's like sticking your head in a guillotine and realizing "hey...wait a minute...I need a head to live!" just seconds before the blade drops lmao. Highly blessed post.

>> No.57728355

Stop coping and make some money.

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Uh oh NVIDIA bros

>> No.57728374

The thing that's gone up the most in my portfolio today is this "BITB" company. I don't even remember what they do.

>> No.57728378

>>57728358
it is in accumulation phase for moon landing.

>> No.57728382

>>57728381
>>57728381
>>57728381

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>>57728358
uhoh

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57728433

>>57728396
what the fuck anons its happening

>> No.57728443

>>57728378
landing from the moon, yeah

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57728469

What the fuck happened here

>> No.57728504

>>57728374
That's Bitwise's Bitcoin ETF. It's legit.

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>>57728469
>analysts
Allegedly google is losing marketshare and no longer innovating.

>> No.57728541

>>57728469
People realized woke retards are cutting into the important stuff: >>57728114

>> No.57728542

>>57728469
gemini and gemma are dogshit

>> No.57728584

>>57728330
I've seen Cramer move stocks and they definitely move the market if by no other means than talking about certain STOOKS constantly and keeping their mindshare in the forefront.

>> No.57728628

>>57728469
nice, sold a put for $400

>> No.57729266

>mfw when i sodl soundhound too early

>> No.57729739

https://x.com/PelosiTracker_/status/1762139692051702069?s=20

Nancy betting 1.25mm on PANW. thoughts?

>> No.57729852

>>57729739
we're all talking about it in the other thread