/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57724177
its funny how similar the guy looks to the asian chick

>>57724226
kek it's true

someone give me the qrd I'm not watching a 40 min yt video

>>57724373
SBF plays Shattered Pixel Dungeon on a prison tablet all day and is best friends with a chomo ex-cop Carmine Simpson.

>>57724375
it sounds like the experience is way more comfy than he deserves, he's basically just a neet. i bet he jailbroke the ipad and trades crypto on it.

>>57724373
Sam is getting absolutely jacked in prison, 1000 push ups a day, 1000 sit ups, he's the best table tennis player in the joint. He turned a man to veganism through sheer charisma

>>57724404
>it sounds like the experience is way more comfy than he deserves, he's basically just a neet. i bet he jailbroke the ipad and trades crypto on it.
Yeah he does not deserve to be Solo Leveling in jail I hope when he gets sentenced where they send him has nothing like that.

>>57724177
I can't understand this retard at all but I think he said something about SBF giving food away.

>jewish SBFs best friend in Prison is a Pedophile
LOL cant make this shit up

>>57724177
This dude seems alright desu
Overall it sounds not that bad also...
Eating all day, playing cards, ping pong, sleeping whenever, playing games/watching movies on your tablet...
Seems better than some wagie situations.

>>57724177
The FTX crash actually helped me big time.
I wouldn't be so much in profit now if it wasn't for the FTX crash.
Thanks you based Sam.

>>57724373
>thought sam was initially a weirdo prison slang for pedos or rapists
>sam is friends with ex nypd pedo because hes the only other "white" guy there

thats as far i got. oh and the blood guy doesnt think sam should be in there because there are worse people ie murderers or pedos

>>57724177
She wants to fuck him

>>57724620

>>57724226
Sam banged both of them

>>57724177
>no bra horny as fuck nipples sticking out an inch through her shirt
I love how I lose money to ftx and I get demoralized every other week this time it's some slutty reporter probably fucking all these criminals because of the ftx case happened. Everyone wins but me always.

>>57724177
This video could also double as a incel blackpill video.

>>57724373
>Sam is mostly favored by the inmates, they're nice to him
>he's an autist that eats PBJ and plays some tablet game all day
>got made fun of because he's a billionaire yet his girl was fucking uggly as hell
>Asian reported couldn't be more obvious in how wet her pussy is for the blood dude

>>57724844
I can see it. This cunts entire shtick is covering "crypto crime" yet every vid is about sbf, like nobody has ever ripped anyone off before him. More like crypto cringe if you ask me.

>>57724177
I'd smoke a blunt with bro

>>57724880
I bet you she's tried making videos that weren't about SBF, and got 300 views on each.

The Algorithm wants what it wants.

She better keep riding the SBF train as long as she can, because there's nothing else for her.

>>57724373

>>57724177
>>57724742
>>57724745
>>57724778
>>57724778
Sam is a fucking loser, he scammed us all and you all praising him, retards on beoble are the same, the only ones who tend to call him out are on twitter
you are all reddit users

>>57725411
Take your meds tranime retard

>>57725232
as long as she dressed like a skank she will get hundreds of thousands of views

two unfunny people being unfunny and fake laughing

where is sbf getting all these pbj sandwiches?

>>57725411
>he scammed us
us?

>>57724177
LOL this fat bitch cannot speak english
>uh um uhhhhn you know uhh hummm

>>57724419
He's just a kid, cut him some slack. As if you didn't steal a billion dollars when you were younger.

>>57724844
>>57724880
He means this is blackpilled because it shows how horny women are for thugs

>>57725987
I scammed people in habbo hotel when I was younger, does that count?

>>57724177
chink is craving for BJC

without the filters she looks like a different person

>>57726045
I entered someones account in neopets, just trying out passwords dont really rememember how exactly, and i stole ALL his stuff.

>>57724375
esl here: you can have a tablet in jail? also is he in jail or in prison? if he's in jail now, he'll go to prison eventually, right? and things will be a lot tougher there i guess?

>>57726051
>unfu
This is just females trying to act like "bad bitches" to each other.

It's all just show, look at me ho' I'd fuck an inmate! I'm a HARD bitch

it's like monkey men saying "aye yo I'm gonna beat you up son!"

>>57726105
>and things will be a lot tougher there i guess?
He'll take 20 years minimum and no it wont be tougher. Inmates will respect him like they respected madoff

>click this thread earlier in the day
>asian chick is on the left side of the thumbnail

>click thread again at night
>asian chick is on right side
>same thread, same video linked I remember reading all of the same replies

what the fuck??? anyone else?

>>57724375
more like shattered rectum dungeon

>>57724813
>nipples sticking out an inch through her shirt
Very disrespectful!

>>57726234
>>57726105
-_- prison isn't what it used to be like back in the 1600s and -3000
They no longer throw you in a hole forgotten for life.
They no longer give you mandatory torture.
Or even in 1900s when they took prisoners out as slaves to do labor and they didn't pay them, now they pay you to do labor as a prisoner, go figure that out.
Americans and and their retarded "pay the prisoner so he can buy his freedom" , a communist country would laugh.

Detroit schools and prisons are basically the same thing.

Now a Chinese or Indian prison... that's something else entirely. Those are worse than even Brazilian, Argentinian, Mexican prisons. Russian prisons... I never interested myself to see how they compare.

>>57726377
and by labor I mean serious tough labor, not picking up the trash and all that "community service" kiddie bullshit.
They'd put you to become miners, work on the railroad, put you in the sewage system, dig holes in mountains, make roads, work as a welder, all the nasty health-destroying jobs you can think of. Not this pussified bullshit.
I got disgusted when I read a documentary and the prisoners were complaining they didn't have enough stuff to do, that is just fucking hilarious.
Maybe they should put them in the army to see what true senseless work is. They'd put you to crack rocks for the sake of cracking rocks just to punish you.
Prisons became a NEET's life. "Ohh I'm stuck in one location" boohooo 98% of the population is stuck glued to a cubicle on their PCs at best and at worst they have to go to from location to location as construction workers and work under rain, snow, etc. fucking pussies.

Prisons nowadays are what the community/denizens of the prisons make them to be. Just like schools.
The guards no longer give you mandatory whippings before bedtime and yearly beatings.

I don't know what upperclass prisons and schools you guys know about, but in a prison you should feel lucky if you even get your own cell and you should feel extra lucky if you are given the option to stay in your cell rather than be forced
In a proper prison you'd be put in solitary confinement 24/7.
A mental ward hospital is 10x times worse than prisons nowadays. In prisons they don't put you on meds. They should beat the living shit out of prisoners, put them on meds, make them stay on needles, do slavework, demoralize them, break their minds.
Not this pussified "Just let them do whatever the fuck they want who gives a shit". That's just Detroit, that's not Hell, that's not disciplinary.

Prison is like smelling the roses compared to the army. You'd rather go homeless than join the army.
In prison they give you food, even TV.

>Ha, ha, everything is sooo funny and lovely. Let's just live, laugh and love!

>>57726418
"Boohoo the homeless at least can go wherever they want" yeah and struggle to survive like literal animals which their woods got cut off trying to find food and trying to find shelter from the winter. I bet prisons nowadays even give you hot water during winter, fucking retards.

Jesus Christ you separate prisons by sexes, but you don't separate them by thieves and criminals and degrees of thieves and criminals.
A mental ward prison is what slightly comes closer to a real prison, except they don't let you out to see the sun and smell the grass.
Most prisones should be left infertile if the sorry-ass excuse is "they'll make babies" boohoo like you can't kill the babies. "Muh human rights" muh biological rights to contain the cancer. >bbut what if he only stole an apple or something small
That's what degrees of prisons are for, not this pussified illogical bullshit.
What are we going to do with trannies? Create a tranny specific prison? Create a fat specific prison? Create a stock market specific prison?

Once again. Jews like SBF should be sent to a mental ward institute for kleptomaniacs and country destroyers. Country destroyes like these gypsies/jews/arabs should be sent to a chinese prison+army+mental ward combo to be filled with medication, mind broken, used as slaves and fucked and yelled at all day.
A fucking redneck or amish 6-10 year old with abusive parents toiling the field, being indoctrinated to live a commie life lives a harsher life than these pussified prisoners. Boohoo you got raped in the ass? that's normal. Boohoo you got beaten? be happy he didn't use a steel beam to break some bones or bend them or dislocate them.

Prisoners should be sent to the circus to know what slavery is and I mean those 1800s circuses where you live in a petting zoo. Hey kids touch the curly jew banker who plays LoL. Throw some peanuts at him and whip his ass if he refuses to perform.

>>57726465
There's something off about her, it's like she's permanently stuck in high school mentally

>>57726272
Oh shit bro must be the mandela effect you just shifted timelines. Its always been this way in my timeline.

>>57726272
meds. now.

>>57726469
alright man, i think we got it now

>>57726489
imagine seething at happy people

>>57726567
im not seething lol, just shitpostin', she's smoking hot

>>57724658
Experienced traders make the most of it. I left an open short trade without TP or SL. I used all the profit to extend my position in XTP, Eth, Sol, and other profitable alts. I'm glad I never used the exchange in the first place. Always prefer Binance, Coinbase, and Tap. I hope the retard spends his entire existence in jail.

>>57726377
>>57726418
>>57726469
you're off your meds again

>>57726689
Capitals and punctuation you filthy ESL or redneck.

>>57726577
Bruh…. She’s like a 5 at absolute best…
What is it with people on here inflating asian women so much. She’s painfully average

>>57726704
I've had Asian fever since I was a teenager, I've dated many white women but i'm literally repulsed by them now. I don't choose what I like lol it just is

>>57726713
I live in Japan myself. Not even sure how i ended up here, knew next to nothing about it before…
I was never opinionated on east asian women at all, not many in the UK. However since living here a few years i find it weird how people on here exaggerate such average or even below average looking women.

I guess people who are not used to looking at them cant judge well.

KEK meanwhile real scammers like Sasha Ivanov are still walking around freely and continuing to scam people https://twitter.com/WazzCrypto/status/1673057800027779072

>>57726740
Yeah there's probably some unconscious fantasy playing, we desire exotics

LMAO she's actually into that fat nigga https://youtu.be/lY-HBx9rZ4E?t=2102

I like Asian women but I don't think she's very attractive. She has Awkwafina-face

>>57726136
They’re possessed, anon, and have a warped interpretation of masculinity. But women respect men who toughen up and go by their own rules which is most prisoners.

I wonder if I could get Tom Brady to pay this guy to rape this little kike.

>>57724177
I said this the other day SBF is drowning in fan mail from horny white women

>>57726489
>>57726465
That's how women act, when they find you attractive. No matter how bad your joke is they will find it incredibly funny, no matter how dumb your idea is they will consider it brilliant, etc. No wonder 4channers find such behavior uncanny.

>>57725411
bruh the entire 2021 run people here were mocking Sam and FTX right from the beginning, if you used that shit you are newer than newfag.

>>57727603
lol yeah dude i remember when we used to mock sam and ftx if you still use it today you are definitely new to 4chsn

>>57725411
>us
avoiding jews can save your life from scams like FTX or mRNA jabs

>>57726740
Most people here do not get out much and only see the ideals or what appeals to their bias. They think Asians are all beautiful feminine goddesses because no shit, that's all you ever see online, no one's posting ugly ones. People are only ever posting the 10/10s of every race or the most ideal for any group. Inverse for browns here, where everyone deliberately goes out of their way to post the worst examples to again, confirm their bias.

>>57724177
Didn't this bitch lose money in celsius and ftx? How the fuck did she gain popularity, like why the fuck would anyone listen to her?

>>57726465
she wants that BBC

>>57726740
I am intrigued

Pls provide photo of girl you find above 5 here then hmmm? o_O

>>57724177
Why are there no subtitles? Nobody can understand this niggermumblespeak.

>>57726489
she's being stimulated by greedily getting all information she can that is new to people out of the guy. her most elated expression over the deets of what people thought of his ugly girlfriend

>>57726740
>tfw unironically prefer gookier/fob looking asians

>>57724177
the nigger with the face tats and annoying 13yo asian should be executed with sam.

fuck off simps

>>57724177
jesus christ you can hear her panties getting drenched the he talks lmao. he either fucked her or is going to fuck her.

>>57724177

SOURSE https://sul.su/5JR

>>57732624
asian women are sluts for BBC, white women needed to test the terrain first

>>57730365

>>57724375
>Shattered Pixel Dungeon
a man of taste

>>57725327
KEK'd

>>57725411
Naw, mongolion basket forums had this grand idea he was systemically ruining crypto by creating bear markets and wash trading against his users by perpetually selling paper BTC against positions and while hoarding real BTC. Which was kinda the reality because he blew up all his cash, left with a buncha IOUs but kept all his coins.

>>57725411
YOU FUCKING INVESTED IN HIS SHIT?
NO WONDER UR SO MAD KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

I'm so tired of these big fucking figures, coming from either YT, INSTA and shit. Even investing in schizo shit like bigmike is more profitable than whatever bs they offer.

>>57724177
This is terrible journalism. Unwatchable.

>>57726465
Man, I kind of feel for SBF somehow here.
>LOL like he almost gets shanked daily
>Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

>>57725411
>he scammed us all
He scammed no one on /biz/ because we recognise Jews. If you lost money to him, you're a tourist here

This wide faced chink bitch is a fucking loser

Can't stop posting about SBF after lucking into it and won't riding it since there is nothing else redeemable about this 2/10

>>57724177
>2 seconds into the video
>dumb whore already gushing about the BBC

>>57734357
Tbh the impression that I got is that she is only acting friendly in order to get more info about Sam out of the nigger.

>>57726465
fake money hungry bitch.

>>57726577
>she's smoking hot

>>57734357
Needs subtitles

>>57734357
Mutt's law.

>>57726272
YT vids now have multiple thumbnails. These are either set by the uploader or set by the algorithm. Even when it's set by the uploader, the algorithm will use the one out of the ones they pick that are getting the most hits.

>"He doesn't deserve more than 5 years, he didn't kill anyone!"

Woman moment. Crime that literally cripples economies and destroys live savings for thousands of people, ruining their lives. The payoff for doing this kind of crime is huge, so if the punishment for it isn't then everyone would fucking do it and just risk the 5 years to make generational wealth.

She's so retarded.

>>57724177
SEX SEX SEX

>>57726489
Thats literally all women

Is she's native-american + Asian hapa creature?

>>57724177
What?!

>>57737291
True
Also people saying "he is a really nice guy and didn't know what he was doing" are forgetting that at his height he was a really toxic mf with god complex, and many people who knew him said he was an unbearable piece of shit.

>>57724177
Idk what it is about those wide flat Asian faces that makes me want to ruthlessly inseminate them and fix their horrible genetics.

>>57726465
>Let's just live, laugh and love!

Woman moment. Cringe

>>57726567
Shut the fuck up you pussy, kill yourself

>>57737525
Every Chinese girl I work with (huge financial firm) has that same exact look. I don't know why that specific phenotype is so drawn to corporate finance but even seeing her face in this video is giving me flashbacks.

>>57724177
>Sam says shit like you just gotta get a million dollars and buy..
>Yo I don't have a million dollars haha what kind of advice man...
Fuck I want to know what Sam said to invest $1 million in! Tell me you fucking ape nigger!

>>57726773
I've watched a dozen of her interviews.
Yes, that's usually how women act when they're horny, but this bitch is just always like that for some reason.
With her ability to get the spiciest data all the time, she could have been hired to be a top reporter, but she just can't act like an adult, which is why I'm assuming no serious corp wants her.
Also, people calling her a 5 are low T, she's a solid 7 even with a paper bag on her head. She has a slim slender body and feminine expressions (she's a 5 on a photo but she acts hot) which mogs at least 80% of women her age in the west.

>>57737638
How do you get so good at reading people like this? I'm genuinely curious. I feel like people like you can assess how others act really well and I'm just not able to do that. To me she just seems like a bubbly interviewer. Help?

>>57737638
What is she doing that's childish? I want to understand.

>>57737830
overly animated, laughing all the time

>>57737847
Ok I can kind of see it, yeah.
I met a girl at a party once who was like that with everyone. She would just walk around with a drink in her hand and kind of get close to people's faces and it was flirty. My response was usually to kind of just tower over her (I'm not tall, she's just short) and keep talking like it was nothing.

Why do women do this?

I bet Joe sniffed her hair and gave her an unsolicited kiss.

>>57737805
>>57737830
Idk what's so impressive about my reading abilities.
What >>57737847 said basically sums it up.

Most of us like girls with "girly" personalities, bubbly, the occasional stretched arm to touch you, that sort of shit. The problem is, when you're faking/exaggerating it it's super fucking annoying.

Also, a theatrics teacher of mine back in the day used to speak about "active charm" and "passive charm". A guy who is used to jacking of to jpegs will only see the "passive charm" and rate her a 5. Yet most 10s on jpegs act like pieces of wood irl.

The guy who has been around women knows that once they stretch their hand to give you a slight touch, you're about to burst with sexual aggression and you simply want to fuck their brains out, even if they're 5/10 in jpeg form and annoying. At least to me it's more stimulating than having an awkward golddigging 10 around like for example the one in pic. So I agree with my teacher, and I feel like this is where our misunderstanding with the rest of /biz/ comes from.

>>57726350
lol

>>57738087
>Idk what's so impressive about my reading abilities
I'm insecure about my ability to read other people. I can see the logic with what you've said though, and I agree with it.

>>57725411
>$0 in FTX
>0 btc
>0 crypto
>net worth in multiple 7figs now
Bruh. WTF you talking about?
Not everyone in /biz/ is a baggie or invests in scamtocurrencies.

Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts.
Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion.
Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.

>>57724177
That asian could get this bbc.

>>57738406
i'm gooning to some blacked jav as we speak

>>57724373
Black inmate laughs at Sam for having an ugly girlfriend and eating peanut butter sandwiches all day. Also assumed he was a pedo the first time they met.