/biz/ - Business & Finance

come gather around my future-gazing orb, biz, for i have a glimpse of your future to share.
>a year before the 2028 bullrun begins
>the market has begun frontrunning halving events
>bitcoin's price has been fluctuating well past the multiple of millions mark
>yet is immediately irrelevant when
>not just one, but all of Satoshi's wallets begin initiating transfers
>there's a brief rally but the market eventually flips the fuck out
>panic and fear ultimately prevail
>the market tanks 99%
>cryptocurrency is officially declared dead for the last time
>trillions of dollars vanish overnight
>the world descends into madness
>who stole all this money?!
>news headlines everywhere spewing dark group, terrorist, end of the world fearmongering campaigns
>when the 2028 halving strikes midnight...
>after almost a full year passes since Satoshi awoke, yet has continued to remained silent
>with only a group of true dire hard fanatics remaining
>almost instantly Satoshi's wallets begin pumping the trillions lost back into the market
>bitcoin absolutely explodes
>the price is rocketing higher and higher
>faces are melting
>no one can keep up
>everyone is confused
>everyone is stupidly fucking rich
>until Satoshi finally speaks for the first time in decades
>just a single message encoded in bitcoin's millionth block
>bitcoin's network has been hacked.