/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for booze
watcha drinkin?

I am in the top 1% of net worth for my age. I have never had sex.

>markets are closed
>they still won't go to the gym

Gym gains are the only gains the Jews can't steal from you.

>>57712161
Too early to drink but I'll be making a beer run later. Don't think I'm going to cook today. Not sure what I might eat.

>>57712163
you should try going to the gym. gym gains are worth more than money to girls.

Stocks always go up.

>>57712119
This mission may have not been a success but they still have a way forward. Plus, the *expectation* that they will succeed can be big, so I'm just gonna keep selling covered calls at huge strikes to make a profit. I've already made $80 selling a CC from my ~1k investment.

>>57712161
I quit drinking years ago and I think it was one of the best choices I've ever made. Learning to cope with the unbelievably bad choices you've made in life makes you a stronger person and numb to all the ones you haven't made yet.

next week on /smg/

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>>57712199
monitoring
>RKLB
>AEP
>SOUN

I've been holding SOUN forever and god I hope that earnings is good so I can liquidate.

>>57712199
boring ass week incoming

>>57712199
god i love country biscuits

>>57712176
Haven't been to the gym in years and I could still heem your bussy.

>>57712192
Based and Struggler-pilled

>>57712225
country biscuits are killing your gym gains. i bet you even get them with gravy on them. the ultimate goyslop unless you are going to be doing manual labor for the next 12 hours to burn off that breakfast (you aren't).

>>57712225
>Cracker Barrel
Truly, it is the Last Stand of Implicit Whiteness.

>>57712243
my brain burns a lot of calories so it's ok
>>57712247
i saw an old white guy have a heart attack ina CBRL once

Help me decide between QQQ (QQQM really) and VUG for DCAing into my Roth IRA for the next 30 years.

>>57712229
we have been over this before... tell me a time and place and we will livestream me taking your bussy by force for /smg/. we will grease up, strip doiwn and fight like men.

>>57712199
There was an anon here who was holding a questionable amount of Six Flags stock, hopefully he has a good earnings and gets out of that.

>>57712224
Not if you own NVDA

>>57712243
thanks for reminding me to get some muffin cups and a redlobster cheddar biscuit mix

>Warren Buffett holds $167 billion shekels
>no mention of what new mystery stock purchase
whats his endgame?

>>57712253
>>57712268

being fat literally makes you retarded

>>57712276
Crashing this market...

>>57712284
I am already on 4chan so it was over from the beginning

>>57712267
I own a 2x leveraged nasdaq etf, 2x leveraged msci USA and ASML shares

>>57712261
I wouldn't want to humiliate you with all your peers watching. I'm doing this for your own protection.
>>57712262

>Six flags
Holy shit I forgot they still exist. Probably going to short them come earnings. Nobody has money for shit like that anymore.

>>57712253
Ouch, the country fried steak might've done him in, I hope he made out alright from that.

>>57712305
If you aren't getting hash brown casserole at every visit you are certifiably a nigger. It's in their handbook.

>>57712354
they started giving really jewish portions on hashbrown casserole. fucking joe bidens inflation is out of control.

Who is this gym faggot, we get it you have low self esteem. That's why you sleep with a bunch of women too, sorry.

Found a huge arbitrage opportunity using a spread similar to a reverse conversion, except both sides of the spread are synthetic (not a box spread). It's based on a 2 leg spread I do frequently, just adding a mirror side so I'm confident on the fills.
The spread actually costs negative margin i.e. the broker's risk based margin system is giving me liquidity for taking on the position. So theoretically I could open as many of these spreads as liquidity allows...and buy 5.5% yield TBills with the net credit. Table is based on worse than midprice fills and account for commissions/fees, if IV changes significantly or the underlying drops significantly the outcomes are even better.

By the end of the year I'll either be a millionaire or homeless.

>>57712303
No one would be shorting if the old man was still alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU2yt6wOoK0.. Man commercials really were better back then.

Monday buys:
>VOO
>NVDA
>AMD

>>57712369
I really don't dine out anymore. Every fast food joint and restaurant has gone full Jew. As far as I'm concerned, they are all already dead. They would rather go under than give people reasonable portions at a good price. So I say, let them all fail.

>>57712176
Those legs cannot squat 3pl8

>>57712384
>having sex with women is gay

Instead of seething you should go to the gym anon. Eat more protein and less carbs. This is financial advice.

>>57712395
Did you adjust the fill prices? If you see opportunities like that it is rare you get that price filled.

>>57712199
>c3.ai
redpill me. they got ai in the name already. they gonna rip?

>>57712412
Did you read my post?

>>57712409
No one said it was gay. Got some trauma there buddy?

>>57712416
>faggot
>sleeps with lots of women
>no one said it was gay

absolutely seething

>>57712403
Post legs. I would heem you.

>>57712415
I haven't finished my coffee yet so I guess I missed something

Every year the amount of cat women and dog parents increases in North America. Most of the big players like IAMs, Purina are privately held, even the big veterinarian suppliers are private. How do we penetrate the market?

The best thing about pet owners is that they are clinically insane most of the time, they will bankrupt themselves so that rover gets his anxiety medication.

>>57712199
I like DPZ for Monday

>>57712460
nice

>>57712199
celh chads ww@

>>57712398
Fucking kek, I loved those commercials. Back in the early 90's, my family didn't have a lot of money but once a year we would take a trip to cedar point. We didn't have enough money to dine out there nor did a lot of others so in the massive picnic table area, people could bring in coolers with their own food. A lot of families did this. You'd just leave your lunch their unattended, nobody would mess with it, everyone understood the unspoken rule. It was a super comfy time. Could never do that these days. Some nigger would steal it or some shitlib would slip fentanyl into your kids sandwich. Never forget what the Jews took from you. Never.

This thread is attracting too many normalniggers, sex havers, gymfags, and other undesirables. How do we clear them out?

>>57712496
Gore is always the answer

>>57712496
didn't you get the memo?
sexhavers and gymfags aren't normal
the new normal is to be alone, self-loathing, and perpetually depressed

>>57712496
I'm unironically thinking it may be a top signal.

>>57712185
face>height>frame
Simple as.

>>57712496
>>57712527

>i am normal
>i am new here

dude i have been posting pure unadulterated autism on /smg/ for like 2-3 years. just because you are autistic doesnt mean you cant have sexo or go to the gym. you all just gave up on life and thats honestly not my problem.

>>57712518
this. the new normal is to just give up on life and eat the bugs and not try to improve yourself.

why is there still a gme thread

>>57712563
I am not talking to you, you pathetic attention whore faggot. Please use a tripcode so I can't filter your shit.

>>57712563
>lift things up and put them DOWN

>>57712544
your face literally goes up 2-3 points if you lose weight and it gets more defined instead of just being a fat blob of shit.

>>57712518
Although this is painted as a joke, you're unironically correct. I unironically see more single men in their 30's and single women in general because a good majority of them took the feminism pill and look completely androgynous so nobody wants to fuck them. I don't know if I've seen people more miserable in general than I do now. Everybody has just given up. Nobody wants to really put in effort into a career anymore, which makes current employed people miserable because they have to pick up the slack in return. Nobody has any money. Employed people are using all their money on groceries, rent/mortgage and food, while the unemployed are in their parents basement spending what little money they have on drugs and sleeping all day. Hopefully the bubble pops in my lifetime. I want to see a lot of people suffer for what they've turned this country into. A great depression would be amazing. All of us would make it because we're fucking survivors, but everyone else would probably an hero.

Uh... guys... I just logged in to my long-forgotten binance account...

>>57712581
Brutal

>>57712486
The world we grew up in no longer exists. It is painful to think about how much better the world was pre-9/11.

>>57712587
Not really, not for everybody. If you are goodlooking that is true. Then fat is bad for your face.

If you are fat, you should lose fat, just for the sake of your health.

>>57712199
PSNY will be fun, a Swedish bank with a 48% stake wrote off their share at a value of 0 SEK recently, and Volvo looks to be pulling out

>>57712588
most men in 2024 are SIMPS, KEKS, FAGGOTS AND LITERAL TRANNIES

>be fat
>no muscle
>never workout
>shit diet/vitamin deficiencies from goyslop diet
>never get sunlight so vitamin d is fucked
>depressed because all of above
>drink alcohol to cope which is estrogenic
>fat increases aromatization of testosterone into estrogen

they could just go to the gym, workout, exercise, get sunlight and eat healthy but instead they wage slave in a cuck cubicle and then pay money to whores on onlyfans. the gayest possible timeline.

>>57712602
Literally all it would take is for the politicians to grow a fucking backbone and get tough on crime and start calling a spade a spade. I guarantee you the shoplifting and looting would end overnight if you them minimum 5 year sentences and give business owners the right to put a bullet in their back when they flee the store. That's it. Get tough on crime and the US is saved. Homeless encampments? Bring a bulldozer to San Francisco and literally destroy their tent cities, if some fent junkie nodded out in his tent and dies because of it, oh fucking well. It really won't take much to make this nation prosperous again.

>>57712666
its unironically over for society dude. people used to wage slave because there was an unspoken trust that everyone in charge had their best interest at heart. now everyone knows the leaders are doing meth and fucking cunny so why would you want to be a good wagie for them?

>>57712660
Not sure if working out can stop that. /fit shows the opposite. Still many depressed. Autistic. Faggots. Trannylovers.

>>57712704
most people on /fit/ literally don't even workout and just go there to demoralization post. if you go into any of the very few threads where people actually lift /cbt/, /fraud/, /plg/ then its 99.99% positive comments in a board that is otherwise filled with obese trannies trying to demoralize people

you could also try actually going to a gym and you will notice its the closest thing to functional male therapy in 2024 and you can easily make friends/find mentors etc.

>>57712704
/fit/ is not really a good example. Literally every single person on that board is unironically a homo. That board is gayer than /lgbt/.

>>57712225
Why did you fire boomer anons wife?

>>57712699
society isnt over its going through the great filter. the weak wont survive or will simply end up as fent zombies or adhd addicts who cant function outside retail jobs. the entire human population will be put into the crucible to cull the weak basically.

>>57712748
Yeah, all the guys in the gym also look very very happy and not gay at all.

Cbt is just people posting bodies, not talking about mental health or anything else.

fraud is filled with roidtrannies

plg is filled with powersharters

>you could also try actually going to a gym
Implying I have never done that etc.
Sorry, but I'm not 16. Don't need friends, especially not from the gym and no mentors.

>>57712199
Perfect scenario for me would be is if BTC dumps before Marathon earnings only to buy back in on their most likely positive report.

>>57712470
I would love to hold hands with Dominos Miku, sorry I know this is a blue board but I had to say it.

What's stopping brokers from training AI using the trade history of their most successful customers and then using said AI/selling it to financial institutions?

>>57712806
>AI detects me as a successful trader
>they see me go all in NatGas at around $2
>they follow

Also AI:
Literally switched information up

>>57712806
if too much money follows a strategy, that strategy becomes an exploitable liability

>>57712806
Been done to death for decades already.

>>57712806
Ergodicity.

More specifically, the lack of it.

>>57712804
>1 post
what did he mean by this?

>>57712849
niggers

>>57712777
things obviously will continue to exist but the idea of a harmonious functional cohesive society is dead and gone and will never come back.

the rich have always been immoral drug abusing child fuckers but for thousands of years the average dirt farmer didn't get to see their parties or how they lived in degenerate excess. now with the advent of technology, lack of privacy and ease of communication everyone knows the truth and this truth has destroyed any trust. the average moral church goer of the 1800s or whatever could spend their whole life wage slaving and paying taxes and "doing the right thing" but now it makes less and less sense to "be a good person" when its objectively clear that the way to be successful is to be a dirtbag.

>>57712779
sorry you gave up and just wanna be a fatty that makes excuses

>>57712851
>harmonious functional cohesive society
ah yes i agree. the idea of a group of people workign together to help one another is gone and never coming back until we have widespread and easy space colonization. where a group of settlers and go and start over like people did in america.
>kes less and less sense to "be a good pers
i dont quite agree. i think people in general are all atheists or materialists. its just consumerism forever. there is no philosophy, religion or anything focusing on the immaterial like previous generations had. people these day have no depth to them. theyre just empty shells of products and vice.

>>57712851
Where did I gave up or made excuses? I'm not depressed, lol. I'm not gay and I'm certainly not into trans. I'm sorry for your bitchy passive aggressive nature, very feminine. You either gotta eat raw red onions or do something else to combat that alpha-aromatase.

>>57712836
Isn't that only an advantage for said institutions who can thus aggregate information on the greatest number of stock trading strategies and seize a controlling share of the profits on said strategies while simultaneously cutting off the innovator's route to success?

>>57712851
>picrel
I want one of these 23 year old brown girls. I feel like all I'd have to do is go to school in Thailand. God it's so easy. You could meet a nice one, I mean. Not in a bar. Pull the rip cord if I need to. Ah but I'd rather have a nice blonde.

When do the markets open

>>57712156
why is /SMG/ so depressed? Don't enjoy AI bubble? Don't enjoy shitcoin pump during weekend? Don't like free money from bull run?

>>57712826
holy fuckin
KEK
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KEK
E
KEK
E
KEK

>>57712876
Anyone with a three digit IQ has always known that Christianity was just a tool used by the rich to pacify the masses and that "slave morality" is an absolutely fucking retarded tool used by the godless rich to farm the plebs

>im gonna vote for that guy he said he likes Jesus
is some retard tier circus trick that amazingly functioned for as long as it did but now when you can see video evidence of every single "hero" being a piece of shit they can't get away with the shit that used to stay behind closed doors

shit is accelerating. machiavellianism is the spirit of the age. the music, the culture, the fashion.. everything is going towards this "fuck it by any means necessary, easy money, getting over on people, hustling" etc.. etc.. its why every zoomer girl will sell pictures of her dildoing her anus on onlyfans and every zoomer guy is gambling on dog coins x100 leverage

>>57712851
>that face
Kek I've never understood the allure of the strip club. Every time I've ever been there it's only because I got dragged to one for some occasion. It's a low IQ playground. I know the strippers want nothing to do with me, they know I know they want nothing to do with me and they are just unenthusiastically grinding on you for some money. The whole thing is an uncomfortable hustle. You pay $20 for a lap dance, I have nothing to say to them during it because I have nothing in common with them, then they try and convince you to go to the VIP room for like $200, and once you're in there they'll try and sell you a blowjob for $500. It's just a dirty feeling in general. At least with bonafide hookers, they are at rock bottom and will die with a needle in their arm or a crack pipe in their mouth. I feel nothing for them, but strippers have an inkling of hope left in them.

Another day. Me and the Wife ate at Waffle House this morning. First time we've been to it in uh oh fuck well, before covid was a thing, lets put it like that. Anyway the food was good and even better it didn't cost me a dime. Had a shat load of credit reward points that covered it. Said credit card had been paid off already so the points were just sitting there.

>>57712916
>im gonna vote for that guy he said he likes Jesus
american walmart Protestantism isnt by any means close to Christianity's history. if christianity was a way to control the masses then theyd be pushing for it now isntead of the opposite. but yeah its accelerating. there are no morals or ethics anymore and everyone will stab you in the back for some money.

>muh TECH TROON SHIT just CRASHAROONY CRASHED
>and I'm SUCKIN DICKS down by the TRASHAROONY TRASH
YOU'VE
BEEN
WARNED
A
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NIGGERS
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D

>>57712907
I'm not depressed since I drank more happy juice

>>57712931
same, once in spain. I only wanted to get out asap but the others still wanted to stay a little

>>57712971
it was a way to control them but that trick stopped working a long time ago. then it was communism and selling everyone a fairy tale that more government would create a utopia and then when that didnt work its been race baiting.

2020+ politics is "we all join together to agree white man bad and is responsible for everything (please ignore that these guys all have really big noses)"

This trick isn't really working anymore and there is a lot of "woke" pushback. We agree it is accelerating and I think they have no clue how to control it anymore or where to go from here other than to continue kicking the can down the road "two more weeks" by just printing trillions of dollars and throwing it into the wind over and over and over again.

>>57712907
Why would I be depressed when I always know that all I have to do is wait on NATGAS AND OIL to get to good points for confidently heavy buy ins and then roll out with wheel barrels of money?
THE MARKETS ARE A MACHINE WHICH TRANSFERS WEALTH FROM THE IMPATIENT TO THE PATIENT.

>>57712916
master morality values power not money. justifying dildoing your anus online for money (not for enjoyment) is a slave morality.

>>57713012
>NATGAS AND OIL
still wait for NATGAS AND OIL bull runs. OK. I guess I cannot stop you wasting your own money. I enjoy free money from shitcoin.

>>57712931
Are hookers that expensive in the US or is it just a strip club thing?

>>57712966
Good for you man. You are the sane voice of /smg/. No calls or puts. No TQQQ or SQQQ. Just boring dividend stocks. You will make it for sure. Enjoy Waffle House.

Why can’t it break its ATH?
SPX did
Dow did
DAX did
Nikkei did
What gives?

>>57713016
power and money are the same thing man. dildoing yourself for 5 mins is objectively superior to 50 hours wage slaving for boomers to pay your rent. the future is 90% of people being unwilling to do any form of work and everything that runs society being done by mexicans and robots until we can replace all the mexicans with more robots.

at that point? restless people with drug addictions becoming increasingly apathetic. I dunno its already accelerated so much in the last 20 years but it is going to be insane to see what 2050 america looks like.

>>57713037
Depends on the quality. If you want a bottom of the barrel hooker, you have to go to the seediest part of the city and risk getting robbed or what not, or you can spend big money on places like SA and get a high end escort. I've never seen a hooker in the wild though.

>>57713052
what´s the price like? 50 bucks?

>>57713023
>bull runs
Nope, just seasonally firm support level trends within a range that repeats and can be confidently traded over and over and over for months straight. You NIGGERS just cannot seem to grasp any of this for some reason.

>>57712916
Fun Fact: the Bible never elaborates on why Jesus was kicked out of Nazareth but it's obvious that he was kicked out because they knew he was a fraud.

>>57713100
imagine trusting a book written by jewish spies being paid money by the romans to pacify rebellions in the region... just imagine... and the book says to be like a sheep and get your anus pushed in with no complaints.

>>57713058
I personally have never paid for a hooker but I think bottom of the barrel outside of legitimate toothless crack whores is probably $50 for a blowjob. Keep in mind it's likely every single hooker you'll ever encounter has multiple std's. Unless you already have herpes, you're better off staying celibate.

>>57713115
zoomer girls do it for free if you go to the gym

this is financial advice

>>57713135
How many gallons of testosterone have you injected?

>>57713135
can you get them to pay you?

>>57713115
well, im guessing that if i was american i´d just do like the arabs and get myself an imported bride

>oh shit
>OH SHIT
>these numbers
>are indicative
>of
>THA JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS
It's coming
YOU'VE
BEEN
WARNED
A
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NIGGERS
E
D

>>57713174
This, but unironically.

>>57713172
>can you get them to pay you

I have never directly received money from them but they have purchased things for me in the past or created a very beneficial relationship for me. The chick I am fucking right now got me some pretty nice gifts for Valetines Day. One chick I dated last year was a Diamond tier yelp reviewer and so all of our dinner dates were free which was kinda boss. A different girl paid for a beach trip I went on and one paid for a really nice cabin with a hottub for a vacation I took with her. Lots of girls smoke weed and once you start fucking them you can smoke their weed for free.

I lived with a rich girl for 4 years in my 20s and she took me on a trip to Italy.

What dividend stocks should I buy with 800k?

I thought LUNR was going to the moon?!?! Can I get a refund?

>>57713218
they did, just not the stock

>>57713135
>those zits on the neck
You are actually roiding, LMAO

The greatest trick this decade has been convincing people that we are not in a global depression

They learned that mentioning or acknowledging that we are in a depression is how global financial meltdowns happen, so they simply ignore it


Everyone is working and earning just enough to pay their inflated rent/mortgage/car/grocery bills and nobody is none the wiser, since the stock market is at all time highs despite ridiculous evaluations

Kudos to whoever is running this show, simply brilliant, when people don't even know their being scammed out of their entire lives, heck even the possibility of their children's lives ( like anyone is getting into a relationship or having kids anymore lol )

We're are spiraling into death, and we are celebrating, truly only a magician could pull off such a stunt to hypnotize an entire generation this good. You are doomed and you don't even realize it.

>>57713198
>unironically
Yep

>>57713208
Sometimes they come up to me or I catch them quickly glaring. I need to quit being a social retard for my own finnancial sake.

Reposting for those attempting to escape the crypto pits.

VOO if all you care about is American Large Cap aka S&P 500
VTI if you want to own the entire US economy.
VT if you want to own the whole world.
VTI+VXUS if you want to own the whole world but are autistic.
VOO+VTI+VXUS+VT if you are fucking stupid.
VOO+VTI+VXUS+VT Perfectly weighted and balanced to reflect the global market weights if you are a based retard.

>>57712258
SSO and chill

>>57712276
Buying the uranium.

All of it.

>>57712243
It’s called bulking, anon.

>>57713269
Add over a set period of time.
Don't drastically change the size of investment every week, 2 weeks, 1 month, 3 months.
Do this regardless of market fluctuations.

You will own TECH and OIL.
You will get Dividends and Growth stocks.
You will play with the casino not against it.

And you will be happy.

>>57713239
Don't enjoy positive real yield?

>>57712413
It's a scam company, a joke ticker. Scratch the very thinnest of surfaces and realize its fundamentals are meaningless.

>>57712454
ELAN

>>57712564
A better question is why is there still a BBBYQ thread?

>>57713258
I can't believe most men view women as a financial net negative or some type of transactional purchase. These types of men get really low quality sex at best because the girl isn't physically or mentally attracted to that faggotry in any way. Any woman that actually enjoys your nutting inside of her will create a financial environment that is a net positive for you or atleast near equivalent exchange and you will receive actual energetic sexo and high quality blowjobs where she lets you really use her throat.

It really is the best financial advice possible.

>>57713269
>>57713300 Double dubs checked.
What are your recommendations for top tier oil n gas companies, Chevron and Exxon come to mind.

Crash market? [y/n]

https://teranode.bsvblockchain.org/viewer/
1.1m+ tx/second on the BSV blockchain with teranode

>>57713340
I had a girl tell me something like that when I was chasing after some russian girl, only later in life did I realize she was both right and she was into me. Sadly i´ve been so blackpilled these past few years I´ve gotten myself into a mental block interacting with regular people, maybe if 2024 keeps going like it has been so far things will change in a near future. Getting more active into investing and managing my portfolio was probably the starting point for improving my life. And I owe it to this board and to this fucker in pic related.

>>57713342
Literally just buy all of them.

if you could lock in 7% yoy return before tax for the next 3 years, would you? If yes, how many % of your 'folio?

>>57713340
>Any woman that actually enjoys your nutting inside of her will create a financial environment that is a net positive
Yeah.... no lol
sluts are always trying to climb the chad ladder, she will hop on the next prospective dick soon as she find someone she thinks is better.

This is financial advise.

>>57713172
I dated a chinese girl whos dad was CCP.
She bought me all new tech gear, new macbook pro, iphone, airpods, would take me out to dinner. I had a decent job but definitely not from a rich family. I was going to the gym 3-4 days a week, not jacked just otter mode with okay arms. She had a thick chinese accent and I knew if i took her home for the holidays my family would make fun of me, also realized my children would not look like me / ruin my gene pool. So after 8 months we broke up.

>>57713428
are you asking about Romanian bonds? lmao

>>57713398
Shits fucked and this place is literally a glownigger psyop platform to demoralize white males (it's why the jannies actually get paid to ban me when I tell people not to get the vax or that they should go to the gym and have sex with 3d girls). You just gotta try something new if whatever you have been doing makes you want to rope. Don't invest in Chinese shit like Munger did though or you probably will be an hero.

But yeah you shouldn't have to feel like you are chasing or doing her a favor and platonic relationships aren't real. The fact that she even talked to you means you should have tried to fuck her.

>>57713428
Why not lock in 9.78% with HYT?

>>57713428
Considering since I started in 2020 and my avg annual returns have been around that I guess 100%.

>>57713459
>HYT
Does locking with HYT mean we have to held to maturity

>>57712156
I'm allergic to cats.

>>57713455
>>57713398
>>57713340
I effectively make 20-30k by marrying my fiance this year. Since the marriage would put me into the 24% tax bracket instead of the 35%. Possibly into the 22% bracket if i can deduct a 401k for her and an IRA.

>>57713479
kitty is based as fuck

>>57713441
Damn anon.. you fumbled the bag just so your jealous boomer dad wouldn't do the racist Chinese accent at Thanksgiving? You let your parents cuck you.. shameful

Good job going to the gym tho

>>57713487
The standard deduction goes up to if your married.

>>57713473
No but if you buy it at this price you lock in 9.87% annual returns on whatever you put in. The note may go up and down though.

>>57713503
But how do you know default rate will not go up and I am going to hold these bags?

>>57713442
close kek, Polish 3y bonds

>>57713459
you got my interest. How's that guaranteed?

Look at these twinks posting their cute little bodies with their glory muscles, but don't forget at the end of the day. A real man with a real body could dominate you easily. Without breaking a sweat. And that Jew is me.

>>57713497
No I have a tall white hazel eyed fiance now. My sons will be 6'3+ western european stock chads. Got to think about the generational legacy anon.

>>57713534
you disgusting ogre, just because you are fat doesn't mean you are strong, you look short af and you live like the pig you are. Wtf is that soap holder.

>>57713487
This is how you do it; File taxes jointly. Input your W-2 and all income from stocks,interest earned,etc. Then input her W-2 along with any relevant things that apply to her (interest on accounts,she sold any stocks,etc). Unless your really into itemizing, take the standard deduction, most time it gives you more back.

>>57713428
Poland is fucked up in regards to double taxation. Not recommened if you don't pay taxes in poland, otherwise you'll pay double or have a lot of work to do to get the tax back from poland.

>>57713269
>not SCHD, SCHG, SCHK, XLK, BAKA, USD
>and at least a little NI, GGE, and RS

>>57712161
I don’t drink much anymore. Maybe I will tonight but doubtful. I don’t like to drink on days I lift either so

>>57713549
I'm 6'1", don't worry about my soap dish chud. You're going to be real familiar with my apartment soon, well at least one of the locked closets.

>>57713549
That's not soap.

>>57713537
Post the other one which doxxed her a little more, the one on the couch.

>>57713479
you cannot kill the devil with fire

>>57713557
I have started taking shot of whiskey instead of preworkout that makes my heart feel like it is going to explode.

Why do we have dating going on here?

>>57713537
proud of you anon, hope your portfolio is at least half as based.

>>57713010
Absolute insane mental gymnastics. Maybe one of the most unhinged posts I've ever read here and I've seen people shill mutant fish.

>>57713487
and that's another thing, tax deductions. Sure, they can divorce you and mess you over, but if you are living happily, it's good on its own, and you should have a strong libido. A strong libido means a better sex life, and that fixes most of all the other issues in a relationship on its own. But say, suppose your mom just died and you wanted some time alone, would it be understandable if you just wanted to be depressed by your loneliness for a week or two?

>>57713455
Even worse, my dude, she helped me pass a few classes by asking me to come and study with her. We became friends over it, and she complained about her boyfriend being a dirtbag. After a while, she had been cheated on by her boyfriend, and she came crying to my shoulder, and I didn't even realize it. By the way, I don't invest in autocratic shitholes.

>>57713441
My family doesn't care about that. Both my brothers are dating brazilians, and my parents are happy for them. The rest of the family, literally fuck them. How much do you weigh btw?

>>57713568
aye you remember me lol
Hope you are well anon.
>>57713534
more like 5'9" that medicine cabinet handles are at your dwarf shoulders lol.

>>57713582
Most people are lonely and like to blog about their lives here. Why they come here and not tumblr or something, well that's the million dollar question.

>>57713534
>A real man's body
>Bitch tits

Rocker the booze is literally turning you into a tranny

>>57713537
Based and proof the gym works

>>57713612
This board is so gay, I'm gonna racebait you now.
>inb4 dyed
cope

>>57713585
Thank you anon my life goal is to get my family out of the working class.

>>57713607
This is MY fucking general, you're just a visitor here. I'll talk about whatever I want and allow any discussion to take place that I want.

>>57713640
OK. I yield. I will come back when trading hours start.

>>57713631
I was just thinking the same.

>>57713647
Thank you for being cooperative.

>>57713587
>Woman talks to you
Try to have sex
>Complains about her ex
Basically pull your dick out at this point
>Cries about her boyfriend cheating on her to you
You should basically pick her up and carry her to your bedroom at this point

At least you understand now anon

Oh my Good are we really teaching each other how to get girls again

>>57713661
If there was a time machine I´d just go back in time and beat the living shit of my own self

>>57713669
no need, i actually learned from that lesson

>>57713587
Latinas can at least have white passing children.
>>57713619
I have a garage gym now and for my birthday my girl made me a custom beer poster "for gym inspiration". Thats how I knew she was the one.
Keep working out and working hard anon and good things will come in time.

>>57713068
What's so special about April-June for NATGAS AND OIL? Why the support level trends.
Do you trade options?

>>57713214
You want good stocks. Dividends are a meme, a red herring, a relic, a holdover from when selling shares cost more than an entire janny paycheck.

>>57713640
>>57713660
https://youtu.be/wDbOMQoNGpg?si=eDy52fogNINeS5GD
>inb4 he unironically listens to this while shitposting

>>57713669
Yeah I'm glad I was good looking when I was younger so I didn't end up like you guys.

>>57713693
Gasoline demand and Natgas injection phase.
And fuel oil/diesel production, which if they fuck it up can pump up the prices.

Everything in this thread is so disgusting.
Any nonwhite is an animal.
Did anyone read Buffet's letter this year? There's usually some good wisdom in them if you can read between the lines.

>>57713701
Fucking kek!

>>57713529
Anon, do you know how bonds work?

>>57713669
There is nothing to teach, just work out and get money and the rest comes easy. If you haven't come to that realization on your own you deserve to be alone because you are a fucking retard.

>>57713716
enlighten us on the oracles wisdom anon.

>>57713716
Anon this is one of the threads that consists of more older millennials than zoomers. I'm 36 and I'm not even near the oldest. When you get older you get uglier, often times you put on weight. It's just the way it is. Losing weight was a breeze in my 20's. Things change.

>>57713731
Money is totally optional

>>57713747
This; you also lose your hair and once you hit I dunno 50? your supposed to go to a doctor and have them stick a finger up your ass to see how things feel. They also make you drink some dye shat 24 hours before they do the deed which keeps you glued to the shatter the whole day. Depending on the results you go back for this treatment every 5 or 10 years if your lucky. If they find something wrong, well you get to go back sooner. (well I misspoke, it's not a finger, its some coiled snake thing with a camera and cutting things on it, still though it goes up your ass). I'm 41 so I still got time before this kinda thing falls on me, maybe, might tell them to fuck off about it if anyone asks.

>>57713848
The finger you get once a year after 40. The colonoscopy (snake camera up your ass) is usually reserved for if youre already having problems, but you can get it once a decade just to be safe.

>57713747
Stop replying to me. I have never knowingly engaged with you ever. I think you are a loser and I filter your posts every thread. Seriously go socialize somewhere else. A stock market discussion forum is not the right place.

>>57713685
based sex haver but budweiser is garbage (and for trannies). Also tits > ass

>>57713707
>rocker had tits even when he was young

more proof beer = tranny

>>57713892
Rocker bros... It's over.

>>57713975
its okay rocker will just use his janny powers to filter the wrongthink

Enjoying a glass of wine after dinner, thinking about poem anon... What are you guys doing?

>>57713716

A tribute to Charlie Munger,

America has been a terrific country for investors. All they have needed to do is sit quietly, listening to no one.

If you believe that American investors are now more stable than in the past, think back to September 2008... today’s active participants are neither more emotionally stable nor better taught than when I was in school... We did not predict the time of an economic paralysis but we were always prepared for one.

Both AMEX and Coke will almost certainly increase their dividends in 2024 – about 16% in the case of AMEX

Neither Greg nor I believe we can forecast market prices of major currencies. We also don’t believe we can hire anyone with this ability

An evolving problem is that a growing percentage of Americans are not looking for the difficult, and often lonely, employment conditions inherent in some rail operations. Engineers must deal with the fact that among an American population of 335 million, some forlorn or mentally-disturbed Americans are going to elect suicide by lying in front of a 100-car, extraordinarily heavy train that can’t be stopped in less than a mile or more. Would you like to be the helpless engineer? This trauma happens about once a day in North America; it is far more common in Europe and will always be with us.

As a final punctuation point to the “Omaha Effect,” Bertie – yes that Bertie – spent her early formative years in a middle-class neighborhood in Omaha and, many decades later, emerged as one of the country’s great investors.

You may be thinking that she put all of her money in Berkshire and then simply sat on it. But that’s not true. After starting a family in 1956, Bertie was active financially for 20 years: holding bonds, putting 1⁄3 of her funds in a publicly-held mutual fund and trading stocks with some frequency.

Millions of American investors could have followed her reasoning which involved only the common sense she had somehow absorbed as a child in Omaha.

>>57713975
>it isn't a $10 logitech keyboard
it really is over

>>57713991
>rocker
>janny
Blasphemy... Wait why do I have this memory of him saying "back when I was a janny", did the glowies implant this memory inside my head to disgrace Rocker...

>Wake up, it's my birthday
>check mailbox, find IRS check from 2017 that I never got >>57711919
>3k, very nice
>remember I had a binance account
>check it, I have ~3k worth of LINK, nice >>57712591
>baked some bread at home
>have a date with a hot chick later
Yeah I'm having a fucking good day today.
Verification not fucking required.

>>57713998
drinking a whey protein shake after the gym and knowing that poem anon would still be alive if he just listened to me and went to the gym

>>57713892
I'll do whatever I fucking want you rude bastard. Go to fucking stocktwits faggot if you want a barebones echo chamber.

>>57714018
>Unironically feeling thankful for the IRS.

I read the whole thread why is everybody so miserable and hostile and doomer today? It's just awful vibes everywhere, and it's basically all of you. Yeah I'm miserable and black pilled im turning 30 soon still a virgin gonna die alone etc. but 4chan should be an escape from reality, why drag that garbage with you and smear it everywhere and feel just as bad as you do away from the computer?

Monday I'm going to buy some stocks. I have a spreadsheet with slurp brackets on all my favorite long term holdings i.e if company drops below X buy 5 shares, if it drops below Y buy 10, etc. If no good deals I won't buy that much, probably just a couple etf shares maybe SCHG... but no matter what I will still buy.

What're you gonna do Monday? Short smci? Load up on some penny stocks? LNG? It's a lot more interesting what some of you guys do than what I do.

>>57713731
>>57713764
There's a bell curve for pussy: you need either a lot of money or no money.

>>57713892
>>57714026

Quit blogposting and being dickheads please.

>>57712192
This is a good post. It was good enough that I tuned it out at first. Then when I was washing a dish for a plate of fried rice, I remembered it.

>>57714008
ill read it i suppose. i dont invest in berk but i like looking at his performance versus the s&p 500 reminds me that buy/hold good companies is the optimal strategy.

>>57714043
look I just came back with my biscuit mix to find out I didn't have any butter and basically my whole evening is ruined because I am not going to KR again

>>57714008
These faggots always have their "muh humble middle class upbringing" larp posts. His dad was a fucking lawyer.

>portfolio thread on the catalog
>its always shitcoins
why is this board 99% crypto fags

>>57714024
I don't think the gym was going to fix Poem Anon's issues. Rip the guy in the webm didn't need to see that one, but he was asking for it I guess.

>>57714033
buying more i want to buy more stocks but the only company i buy keeps declining in value so i figure it makes sense to buy more. still just have one holding. this anomaly will correct itself soon but just glad to lower my cost average.

>>57714061
quite humble compared to where he´s at nowadays

>>57714057
my only point in buying stocks is to scrounge enough money to buy some 200 shares of BRK.B, if i was lucky i´d be happy with 1 singular share of BRK.A

>>57713966
This was before the troonout of anhieserbuch I drink rainer now.
>>57713966
I am a tits, ass, foot, mouth, everything guy. I goon over every inch of her and she loves it.
>>57714024
I am so happy I am not a retard and destroyed my knee doing something stupid like that.
>>57713998
Enjoying some peace and quite going to smoke start smoking chicken and do some reading.

>>57713693
Sometime between April and June NATGAS (tickers UNG, UNL, BOIL, KOLD) demand bottoms out due to the cease of heaters being used and before AC use kicks in. Once AC use kicks in you should see a slight upwards incline in support levels for all of the dips. OIL (tickers USO, BNO, USL, OILK, UCO, SCO) should be obvious enough, doing some buying before summer GASOLINE (ticker UGA) demand kicks in.

>>57714061
his family owned the biggest grocery store in nebraska and his dad a stock broker later a senator. buffet was definitely privileged no one will argue that, but he was also a very good investor look at his performance in his annual letters.

>>57714043
It's the weekend, markets are closed. This has always been what weekend /smg/ was.
>>57714060
Doordash the butter.
>>57714062
Zoomers are always looking for get rich quick schemes and shitcoin groups know this. You won't fool actual investors into buying that shit. That's why the catalog is filled with garbage. Also jannies hate /smg/ eternally which is why they only police these threads

>>57714071
Yep nothing feels better than getting discounts on a company you have strong enough conviction in to buy the dip. I'm not a bobo but I'm really looking forward to things dumping following the March fomc higher rates for longer macro pressures etc. Just so I can buy even more!

>>57714077
every single one of these billionaire faggots
>muh humble middle class upbringing
>i did it all with my own boot straps
>small business in muh garage and just hard work and elbow grease
>anyone can make it in america if they are smart and deserve it

meanwhile
>dad a lawyer
or
>dad a senator
or
>a small loan of 1 million dollars from my father
or
>my dad owned an emerald mine
or
>my dad cofounded a law firm
etc.. etc.. etc...

>>57714092
Good to have you back from the dead poem anon. You've been missed

>>57714107
Chill dude, that won´t make your life any better or any worse.

Nothing of value was lost.

>>57714100
i was talking about mungers dad being a lawyer. obviously we all know buffets dad too. zero of these rich faggots did anything special other than
>be born into generational wealth
>watch shit compound faster than you can spend it on whores, drugs and divorces
>claim to be a genius because line go up

mumus are still coming?

>>57714136
Buffett literally bought the once in a lifetime bottom. We would have all done the same if we were in the same position back then. We will never get an opportunity to buy the bottom of the great depression

>>57714153
we just had a 25% 1 year gain you morons

>>57714136
>claim to be a genius because line go up
Most of these guys were born during the greatest bull market in history backed by the FED put (still is until when I wonder). Fact of the matter is if the FED didn't cut interest rates to 0 and inflate the money supply none of these guys would be even CLOSE to how rich they are now, not even CLOSE, even with all the wealth they inherited.

>>57714153
>once in a lifetime bottom that happens every 10 years
>buy any of them with your dads money
>pay some jew to write an autobiography about how you are a middle class guy that earned everything with his work ethic and intellect
>let a reporter take a picture of you eating goyslop so you are "hekkin likeable normal person"

many such cases

>>57714071
>>57714067
>>57714062
>>57714061
>>57714060
https://pastebin.com/pk8zsx5u

>>57714161
Still doesn't compare to getting in when buffett did

The Home Depot (ticker HD) is probably entering prime buy territory this year or maybe next year too. I saw that basic necessities are at an all time high in 30 years as a porportion of income and food prices are sticky, then I remembered the Home Depot employee anon talking about how business has just been dead for him. Things are gonna get really bad soon. But it's not as if the things Home Depot sells will ever be needed less, if anything, people neglecting home and lawn maintenance and renovation for a time until times become good again will only create a delayed demand since every rotted siding or chipping paint or invasive tree needs to be dealt with eventually.

arkinvestorclub lmfao that is a comedy gold mine.

>>57714187
>https://pastebin.com/pk8zsx5u
nigger are you really trying to advertise?

>>57713738
The entire letter is about why you should trust him and Berkshire with your money. The most important part imo was one sentence where he says Berkshire will slightly outperform the market going forward.
This year feels a lot more like a sales pitch than prior years and there is something offputting about his letter.

>>57714188
You could have beat his returns if you bought nasdaq in 2001

>>57714171
Salomon Brothers also should have collapsed with them running that treasury scheme, but Buffett called the FED, and who could have guessed they can get all those commissions from the US treasury again. He had like half his money locked into Salomon Brothers at the time, he's an insider always has been.

>>57714204
well since charlie died he has tedd and todd or whtever those guys names are. but lets be honest it is probably a solemn time in warrens life.

What is the outlook for broadband and information technology?

>>57713698
Actual brainlet take. Please kill yourself.

>>57714206
Well I was 15 then, so there's that

I really don't give any fucks for "Buffett" or "Munger" in any sense of admiration in the least. What they are to me is people who made the BRK money machine that we can all buy a piece of and make money off of. They have learned a lot over the years and can offer bits and pieces of useful trading psychology information here and there also, regardless of how they got started, etc. The problem there is by far most of the coverage they get is about them personally and very relative little of the useful data. Anyway, fuck em, but I bought some BRK.B and will buy more on any pullbacks over time because it's a money machine that you can park capital in, but I fear for what will happen to it after "Buffett" passes no matter how "good" his successor/s is/are.
BUT
>BUT
BUT
maybe it will pop immediately on his death (it drooped a little on Munger's) the same way when old musicians die their albums suddenly hit the charts again for a few days and shitloads of people poost to their soocial media about how devasted they are over these dead satanic drug addict faggot whore nigger jew ANTICHRIST pieces of shit.

>>57714190
I boughted HD Friday.

>>57714224
I don't even mind the nepotism and greed. Its just natural. I do mind the "I earned this, I am smarter than you, I have this because I worked hard" bullshit that every single one of them spews.

>>57714204
I didn't know they had a higher revenue than MSFT but just shit margins

>>57714250
>"I earned this, I am smarter than you, I have this because I worked hard"
Lies brother lies... I get you.

>>57714238
didn't he buy his first stock at 8 or some cornpop tale?

So should I dump SP500 and just buy VanEck Semiconductor ETF? AI either saves the economy or we have a hard landing and we are all fucked anyway (picrel). Why have my potential megagains lagged by the rest of the stuff on the SP500?

Im thinking 60%MSTR 40%Semiconductor ETF.

I either reach 1 million by 2025 or I bought right before the crash. I have 400k invested and no income so this is my final YOLO. With 1 million I can retire on dividends here in EU. Im so fucking tired of being sidelined holding cash like a retard. Fucking doom and gloomers made me baghold again. If I could 3x this money I would be dumping and then wait it out for the mythical recession.

NVDA retarded Mumoids

>>57714250
bill ackman
seth klarman

some of them are quite insufferable and i honestly wouldn't allow them to manage my money. i do like martin shkreli for investors though. his parents were first generation immigrants and martin was gifted so did good growing up in NYC despite being poor. but im not sure i buy his story because he mentioned his dad buying him bloomberg access or something like that. like how the fuck your janitor dad payed 20k for that when you were a teenager?

>>57714274
>dump the well diversified S&P 500 fund for a semi etf with an expense ratio ten times higher
dumbass

Welp my tigers lost today so I have to buy $100 in LUNR shares Monday via me and baggot's bet...

>>57714273
his cornpop tale was that he was "a natural entrepreneur" and "was a paperboy of humble beginnings that invested in vending machines" or some bullshit kike fairytale about how he totally earned his money by saving up his nickles

>>57714249
It's a bit high for me, I currently hold a couple shares I got back in July and it's been a great investment im up almost 25% in well under a year. If my feeling about it is true we will get a solid entry price at some point this year and I'll load up on a few more

>>57714305
good thing the lander tipped over, you will be getting a steal

>>57714298
I watched a lot of Martins livestreams and trolled him for a while to see if he really was "gifted" or whatever and get a gauge on him being the next ascended autist or whatever.

He is just a NYC rat and his entire image is fake. Dude is shit at chess, I would absolutely dunk on him. Dude is shit at investing outside of illegal insider trading kikery.

100% ego and "street hustler" like most NYC trash. He is the type of dude to keep leather bound books he hasnt read in his library because people think smart people have books.

>>57714290
USD
>USD
USD

>>57714327
hes scrupulous for sure but growing up poor in nyc he did say his dad was a janitor idk the full details. i could imagine you would have to be.

his crypto rug pull from downloading a rat torrent "Big Tits and Ass [1080]" or whatever was the funniest shit ever. he tried to before he went to prison torrenting porn was the big thing. bullshit martin free porn sites had long been a thing before that. just 100% a rugpull.

i do know he is genius there is no denying it. watch any of his videos on coding, arguing, financial modeling the guy is smart as hell.

>>57714359
unscrupulous^

>>57714307
Just about everything is a bit high for me but shit keeps going up. I bought
ONE SHARE of a little over 50 companies and have 29 more queued to buy MOONDAY depending on market conditions. I will buy more of any of them that seem to look about right for buying more of on any individual pullbacks that seem to find bottoms, no rush, and if shit just keeps CLOWNING upwards then I've got these pieces of it. This is all just side action for me, my focus are far more towards waiting on the NATGAS AND OIL cycles to get right, which will be a few months at most.

>>57714306
they always forget about the part where buffets dad was a congressman and basically used his sons corp to handle insider trading lol

>>57714359
Yeah growing up in NYC turns everyone into niggers basically. The entire culture of the city is "hustling" but the guy is just another midwit that would steal from a dieing grandma. Nothing special about him.

He is the type of guy that is kind of smart and so he "does smart people things" to enhance his image and further his con.
>I am a coder
bad at coding
>I play chess
bad at chess
>Muh PhD biochemistry due diligence I am reading on this company
no clue what any of that shit means and he is investing to rug pull people that follow him or has insider info on a rug pull/scam

If you aren't retarded you know his whole character is a grift... but most people are retarded and say dumb shit like "he is a genius"

>>57714386
>no nose in the early life

>>57714384
shit continuing to only go up scares me more than it entices me, idk why, maybe fomo doesn't work in my brain the way it does in most people's. I'm not neurotypical. Sort of just looks like writing on the wall to me when I look at the current market. Although I will still at least hold since who knows what's really going to happen?

>>57714407
Judaism is confusing because some of them are genetically related and others are just spiritually related

Just a tip for my frens on /smg/: if you have some bad trades, I recommend finding a safe and healthy way to deal with the anger, something other than punishing yourself by taking a hammer, wrapping it in a towel, and hitting yourself in the head with it

>>57714443
that's a little extreme

>>57713685
>gf buys him a poster advertising estrogenic swill and lust
>thinks this is a good thing
modern man is so kiked it's unreal

>>57712486
>some shitlib would slip fentanyl
Is that bad that people go around poisining each other in the US?

Im bored im going to make an update

>>57714413
>continuing to only go up scares me more than it entices me
Well yeah, buying right now is fuckin retarded. But (((who))) knows what will actually happoon. HD was about the most consoomer thing I boughted though. I got defense companies, specific industrials, DE at cheaper than it's been for a good long while, XOM, with INTC being the only TECH shit.

>>57714628
dude, that is her on the poster. she took a photo of herself, and overlayed it with the logo my favorite beer at the time. went to kinko's or wherever and printed it out. framed it, wrapped it and gave it to me on my birthday.

Be a man women will do that kind of shit for bro.

what is it?

>>57714687
grinder

>>57714687
Tickers NI, GGE, and RS.

>>57712258
QQQ has significantly outperformed VUG over the past decade. The beta on both ETFs is identical. Higher performance, same volatility.

>>57714413
>>57714654
>HD
just looking and the only other consoomer retail I boughted was TSCO.

>>57714658
some people just like to bitch all the time

>>57712161
homemade wine

>>57714722
they will never have much because they take no accountability. It is okay, there will always be losers and winners.

>>57714658
Absolutely degenerate. I'm married with 3 sons and I deadlift 6 plates you tasteless faggot

>>57714634
Can you put scoopsies in a dress?

>>57714634
You get your postcard yet nigga?

>>57712161
3 shots vodka
3/4th can of lemon lime seltzer
Splash of juice usually lemonade
Fill remaining space with ice in 32oz yeti cup

I’ll probably have 3 of these and will be pretty toasty

>>57714726
Based Homer Buckets

>>57714808
Try some oj this time

>>57714726
What's your methodology? I may go to the grocery store tonight if it's that easy.

>>57714687
LUNR

>>57714726
incredibly based

>>57714778
>just trust me bro I am jacked and married and have the heckin 3 kiddos
No proof no respect you absolute faggot lmao

>>57714658
cringe

>>57714831
Mead is as easy as buying 1 gallon of organic honey from costco and adding 5 gallons of water and yeast. re-rack after 2-3weeks and another time after 2 months. bottle after another 2 months.

>>57714894
what is cringe about it? or Does your wifes boyfriend get all her thoughtful gifts and you get those onions nintendo games?

>>57714778
Big deal, I have 4 wives (al7amdulillah), 16 sons, negative 2 daughters, I buttclench 2 pl8s and I have a folder with 4,326 pictures of Apu Apustaja.

>>57714904
You and the other faggot that posted his legs are really competing for the most insufferable retard itt. I think you got it in you bro, you can be #1.

>>57714825
>buying OJ at the top

I'm holding 3/1 and 3/15 $750 and $800 calls and I'm not even a little nervous.

I'm so fucking fat my dick is so fucking small

xom is the big brained play

>>57714018
kick ass, BLESSED

>>57714964
My long term strategy is to slowly move everything I have into XOM. The time is not yet right for a total buy in, so I'm buying other things, but on every DIPPARINO I will sell other shit and move it to XOM until it's
ALL
FUCKING
THERE
H
EAT SHIT GRETTA
R
EXCEPT FOR IF YOU WANT TO GET IT ON SOMETIME GRETTA THEN THAT'D BE OK JUST LET ME KNOW BB

>>57714964
xom is a great stock

>>57714964
>>57714991
Well, XOM and OILK.

>>57714929
You can tell how depressed and miserable someone is by how they react to good news. Instead of being happy for a fellow bizraeli you lash out. It is okay bro, things do not have to be the same, you can change and achieve the things you want, or be keep being a whiny kike. WAGMI

>>57714928

>>57715003
What good news? Please don't make the mistake of assuming we give a shit about you. Stop shitting up this thread, nigger.

>>57715017
Ah you have chosen to be a whiny kike lol
I never made the claim people cared. I enjoy that my mere presence rustles your jimmies so much though. Stay poor and mad

>>57715038
Me personally im going to stay poor and neutral (not happy or mad)

>>57714928
based

Bake
>>57715045
>>57715045
>>57715045

....how the fuck edid we double bake on a Saturday?

>>57715075
inflation

>>57714928
Big deal, I'm ur real dad.

>>57715075
Listen frog it didn't show up in the catalog when i went to bake, notice i didn't link it.

>>57714707
Thank you.

>>57714297
yeah im sure they are missing dat diversification

$Mara bros are you ready for us to show a profit on Wednesday ah?

>>57714707
XLK>QQQ
run them through a long term DCA backtest.

>>57715353
They should dilute the stock and buy btc at the halving.

>>57715372
My problem with XLK is that it doesn't have exposure to Meta, Google, AMZN, etc.

>>57715353
How many QQQ shares do I need for a fire crotch GF like that?

>>57715571
My problem with that is I don't care what an ETF has or doesn't have, only how it performs. I back tested a lot of stuff and XLK beat just about everything. USD beat it but that's almost entirely due to the massive spike at the end so I don't consider that to be a general example over the long term. Also, anything without Google in it is at least that much less pozzed.

>>57714232
Ok, buddy, enjoy your safe, reliable 10% a year or whatever. There's never a catch or risk involved with those kinds of things.

Why, I hear the tobacco and telecom sectors are just gushing money.

>>57715692
You will be eternally poor.

>>57715353
its going to dump isnt it

>>57715679
a new challenger appears

>>57716390
Ah yes, back when I did the testing I did BAKA and XSD too. What is that test platform? I remember I used Portfolio Visualizer and another I can't recall the name of. BAKA looks legit all the way across the range on that chart even excluding the sudden spike on the end.

>>57716504
wtf is baka

>>57716702
S M H getting filtered by the faggot admins.