/biz/ - Business & Finance

Niggers below lookout

NATGAS
AND
OIL
I
L

is THE WAY
even on shitty days.

>>57707544
It will be up tomorrow

>>57707522
How does a pure fundamentals-based or random market explain technical events like multiple bounces off a particular psychological level over the course of hours, days, or weeks? Shouldn't such a behavior be extremely statistically unlikely given the ever-changing nature of either market interpretation?

daytrading is so fun i cant stop losing money!

fuck weaboos

>>57707573
Because you could find that pattern anywhere. You can make any pattern appear by adjusting the time span. And that doesnt even account for all the other factors that affects price. And its different for every company. Maybe the only time it "works" is with highly diverse ETFs because then it basically just averages the behavior of every stock in the portfolio, but that also means it doesnt predict any particular move.

cat market

>>57707615
cute pussy

CVNA or MARA calls next week?

Aside on to something a bit morbid; don't neglect to have a will,trust setup, or both to deal with your assets if you die. If you don't have such a plan then your estate lands in the hands of the court system to deal with. Which leads to fees and headache and the only ones who'll win is the lawyers involved. So you know fuck that. Also things can happen to your assets that you many not have wanted done. Ex: you wanted to shaft Bobby out of inheriting your collection of firearms cause he turned into a wimp noodle who pisses his pants over anything to do with guns but due to you not planning ahead guess what?. Court decides to give him your firearms.

Market is closed niggers go do something find some bitches, see you Monday

>>57707666
thanks satan for being a real one

>>57707578
The markets are a machine which transfers wealth from the impatient to the patient.
WAIT
WATCH
There is no need to always be in a trade.

My make it plan

>>57707613
So is something like pic related just coincidence then?

>>57707716
>TA on wicks

>This photo caused your stock to drop 30%

>>57707716
Yes. You could literally draw lines between anything and claim there is some relation.

I hate my life

Do people still say that TSLA is one of the mag7? I mean, BRK is close to become a trillion dollar company when TSLA has done nothing but slurping on account of Ellon´s retardation. How the fuck does Ellon even do it, isn´t he owner of "just" 25%?

>>57707732
I'm not claiming it's good TA, I'm just saying that that it seems statistically unlikely to the point of being absurd for the prices to line up in such a way if the market were either just a random walk or a big fat economic data aggregator.

>>57707581
Shut up nigger

Hello /smg/ I'd like to inform you about my pronouns wich are nig and ger

>>57707770
Good morning sir my pronoun are ifuck and she in that order

>>57707759
>TSLA does nothing
Except make money.

>>57707777
the things this thread is blowing trips and quads too
disgraceful

>>57707761
Its not statistically unlikely. What you're doing is just finding points that fit a conclusion. You could any number of points on the chart to draw a line that supports whatever conjecture you want.

>>57707785
BUY DUBS CALLS

>>57707777
ch-checked

>>57707777

NVDA 1000

>>57707799
Counter checked

>>57707811
Also checked and will be true in
>2 weeks

>>57707811
my guess is 888 and it is luck number.

>>57707573
TA and FA are both a meme. Past data is not necessarily indicative of future data. At any given moment a stock can do one of 3 things, go up, go down, or crab. And since it can't really crab forever you essentially have a 50/50 shot at getting the direction correct.

>>57707613
>because then it basically just averages the behavior of every stock in the portfolio
But niggas are still bidding that ETF up or down like it is its own individual stock. Does the value of the individual companies compose the value of the ETF? Or does the ETF value determine the values of the individual companies?

COP28 + ATOMS4NETZERO = URANIUM

>>57707757
Same

>>57707782
>Except make money
Except it isn't making me money...yet

>>57707544
Was anyone ballsy enough to trade through the weekend?

>>57707924
Geez what's the voltage here? I doubt even 1KV can do that?

>>57707544
How yo invest in Tohou and get a Reimu wife?

>>57707895
When moon, man.

>>57707886
You should look up what an ETF is.
Its literally just a group of people bought a whole bunch of stocks and then listed that group of stocks as its own ticker. You can go look up how many shares of each company comprise an ETF, and theoretically you can trade in your ETF shares for actual shares of the underlying stock but this basically never happens.
SPY is just a portfolio that contains a weighted average of shares in S&P 500 companies.

>>57707924
37 $506p on SPY expiring Monday. I have insider knowledge so not really worried.

>>57707886
what the fuck? read a fucking book nigger

>>57707924
"Just do it! Buy these NVDA puts anon!"

what is tesla gonna be worth when people realize fsd 12 is agi?

>>57707924
just bought KOLD today until limit sell 170.

>>57707924
I bought TMF shares, after selling my FXI and YINN :)
So you could say I've got big kahones

>>57707785
But not as disgraceful at that
HENRY
FUCKIN
HUB

>>57707924
I boughted over 6k worth of single shares of STOOKS just today in addition to my already red positions in NATGAS AND OIL that I started yesterday and will be holding. I found a bunch more STOOKS doing research tonight that I wish I had boughted too.

Yields...

God bless XOM

>>57708086
nice

>>57707924
Oh, I boughted UVXY too, in the AH.

>>57707951
>then listed that group of stocks as its own ticker
Which can be bid up and down on its own now. What is keeping everything in balance with the individual underlyings? Magic?

>>57707951
Why is there no ETF of ticker NI, GGE, and RS?

>>57708100
they don't
etfs usually trade at a slight premium or discount to nav depending on various factors

>>57708100
Bro, I explained why.... go fucking read....

>>57708100
The fact that you can cash out or in you goddamn retard. If the 1 share of the ETF is trading for more than the shared that make it up, I'd sell my ETF share and buy the same underlying shares for a profit. Same goes for lower, the other way around.

>apply to remote job
>even though the pay is low I don't have the experience they want
>see that they spelled verifiable as veryfyable
>decide that if they're going to hire 80 IQ niggers to write job ads I'm just going to lie to them about my experience
Stop making everything about the job market difficult for normal people if you're hiring retards anyway.

>>57707929
The Pajeet Pantagraph can handle more than his IQ in milliwats.

CLOSE ALL SHORTS
this is gonna take a while
maybe until after american elections even.

>uranium this week

How's Meli looking right now?

>>57708117
>>57708118
>>57708122
But doesn't options order flow have an affect on the underlying via delta/gamma hedging? So how is it that the options orderflow between all the various tickers magically balance everyday

>>57708100
>What is keeping everything in balance with the individual underlyings? Magic?
He knows too much. Shut it down.

>>57708163
Slurpable as hell

>>57708174
I don't know what the fuck you're on about with the options, but THE MARKET balances the price. Someone WILL buy it and redeem if it's too cheap. This is the same reason why if a stock is at 100, you will never see a 110 call at a price less than 10: you could immediately buy the call, exercise, and make a profit.

>A recession is likely to hit the US economy in 2024, per the economist David Rosenberg, per BI

I thought this economy was good and the consumer is strong, what changed?

>>57708174
If you dont even know how an ETF works you shouldn't even be looking at options.

>>57707782
tsla is fucked.
this tard thought rednecks would buy his cybertruck id he went full chud.
now liberals rightfully want him to fucking die.
musk sucks dictator dick.
ill never buy this rootless cosmopolitans shit ever
There will be no self driving without lidar another bullshit con from this faggot

Crazy how I just figured out that index funds beat 90% of managed funds. Like, retards whose literal jobs is picking good stocks can't do it, then how the fuck can I?
I've picked 8 stocks that are doing well but they're all tech stocks so no shit they're doing well... I'll just start buying the index for now.
Am I missing something here?

>>57708202
I know how ETFs "work". It's just that when you buy a 2000 lot of SPY 0dte options goofy things happen. But I guess it's just simply the individual stocks and nothing else moving the market right? If that were truly the case, I should keep yoloing large sized options trades because there is no correlation with the price of the underlying right? Since it's just a collection of individual tickers.

Also, is there any point in mixing QQQ and FXAIX or should I just buy FXAIX and be done with it?

I know Coca Cola is satanic, and bad for people's health; but I want to buy 10 shares, just symbolically.
I want to know that every time I see an add for them, or someone buying something from them, a little piece of that pie is for me.

Is that ethically wrong?

>>57708220
>retards whose literal jobs is picking good stocks
I mean just because a Jew gets a Jew job through Jew nepotism doesn't make him good at what he does. It's just you aren't allowed to get that role goyim. Simple as

>>57708232
This is the reason I bought RTX

When does the music stop?

>>57708229
there is nothing really wrong with doing so, they hold the same equities just in different proportions, so you can expect similar returns.

just stick with one for simplicity sake imo

>>57708239
Amazing insight anon. Can you give me a non meme answer?

>>57708248
Yeah that's what I figured. Honestly knowing I can just buy the index feels great, I can't stand following market shit.

>>57708220
The retards are the ones that believe index funds "beat 90% of managed funds" when that statistic includes assets like bonds, CDs, insurance/hedging funds, target date funds.

>>57708197
in one of the worst PR moves in history, this administration will briefly use the term "Bidensession" to describe the economic disaster. after the backlash, use of such a term is scrubbed from the internet and organizations like snopes are paid off to deny its existence.
screenshot this btw.

>>57708225
>0dte options

>>57708252
>Can you give me a non meme answer?
You what beat the index the past 20 years? Buying tech, which you have already been doing. Congratulations you beat 90% of active fund managers

>>57708253
i like ETFs because they are safe and have a nice divi. what i dont like is most of them hold like 10% AAPL, which is an absolute garbage stock and has been for a year

>>57707930
you can't, shanghai alice is a private company. maybe buy a fumo idk.

>>57708264
Yes 0dte options orderflow moves the market. But according to everyone ITT it's actually just the individual companies moving the market. So one of these days I should get the direction right on a large option play right? Since it has no affect on the ETF value since ETFs are just a collection of individual stocks right?

>>57708268
I started buying stocks in 2022. Bought META and AMD at their recent bottom by happenstance, I own a Quest 2 and an AMD CPU I think that's why I did it. If I told you I did it because I had an insight that they were undervalued I would be lying.

>>57708220
there's a few things here. you are not managing billions of dollars and hedging. they generally have to generate activity in ways that make the clients money safe against like -50% downswings because the clients invest millions of dollars and if their shit lost half the value it looks bad on the fund manager. also, people panic and pull out their investment. look at certain funds that over 20 years the clients would have generated 12% annual but most clients actually withdrew their money for a loss. why they panicked at market movement and volatility and the fund manager lost future fees on their money. so a lot of funds are meant to protect their clients from downswings and volatility. this means a lot of diversification.

there's probably other things but as a sole investor managing your own portfolio you can make concentrated bets and outperform the market if you do well. it's actually not that uncommon to do so. the argument that hedge funds managing billions in assets that have to invest in certain ways didn't beat the market so you can't is just not true.

What exactly is LUNR doing after landing USA on the moon for the first time in 54 years?
Was there something wrong with the landing or what else is causing the crash AH?

>>57708296
the stock market is infested with retards who rush out to buy every company that hits the news. its a worthless company with no profit except gibs

>>57708284
You are an absolute oligophrenic. Go do it and stop posting retarded shit.

>>57708299
>every company that hits the news
landing USA on the moon for the first time in 54 years is not everyday regular news.

>>57708307
>Go do it and stop posting retarded shit.
You know you could correct me if I'm wrong and I will happily learn. But you have no clue yourself and instead regurgitate finance 101 lessons that are obvious

friendly reminder that NVIDIA is operating on insane markups because intel hasn't caught up yet, and intel workers are in a frenzy to buy their own stock

>>57708284
>doesnt know how ETFs work
>doesnt know how options work
>"one of these days I should get the direction right"

> JP MORGAN CEO JAMIE DIMOM JUST SOLD $150 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF HIS JP MORGAN SHARES

What's with all of the rich dudes selling shit all around the same time? It doesn't look like much but the timing is very sus...what's the true reason?

>>57708317
>landing USA on the moon for the first time in 54 years
only for lack of trying, i mean fucking india landed there in august

Did they amputate even more of my nose today?f

>>57708334
I can barely parse what you write.

>>57707939
12-36 months?

>>57708149
This

>>57708345
It literally happens every year. They have to submit forms to the SEC saying when they sell stuff. Them selling stocks is just them getting their paycheck since most CEOs are paid in stock options.

>>57708345
market is hot, what better time for some old prick to cash out

>>57708352

>>57708294
>the argument that hedge funds managing billions in assets that have to invest in certain ways didn't beat the market so you can't is just not true.
Well, this does make sense. It is a completely different ballgame. Thank you for the comprehensive answer anon.

>>57708343
>>57708354

>>57708358
But what Jamie Dimon did was the first time he ever sold shit, so I don't think that's really the case this time...

>>57708345
Based riggers dunking on divvie respectors

>>57708343
>Doesn't know what gamma hedging is
>Doesn't know what delta neutral adjustments are
>Doesn't grasp the vast complexities of these things going on at all times with all tickers (both individual and ETF and volatility products and futures)
>Just says ETFs are collections of individual stocks simple as

>>57708381
Probably because he just didn't need to for whatever reason. He filed this back in last October.
>Dimon and his family intend to sell 1 million of their 8.6 million shares, the bank had said in a filing last October. Dimon, one of the longest serving chief executives on Wall Street, has sold off 821,778 shares of the bank so far.
So thats barely 10% of his total holdings of JPM

>>57708393
>doesnt know that all this shit is automated by computers that are sitting next to the exchange and he thinks he can beat them
Just do your thing bro, its your money.

>>57708345
Big shareholders tend to dump when the market is running hot. That's all there is to it. They may or may not buy in to the mega crash thesis. These sales aren't an indicator one way or the other about that.

>>57708406
Why are you here then on a Friday night Mr passive investor?

>>57708243
Same, and a few hours ago added AXON to my buy list for MOONDAY so that I have a piece of every NIGGER that gets ZAPPED by their hand held NIGGER SHOCKERS.

>>57708345
They told you two weeks ago that in two more weeks there would be two more weeks of pain. Nvidia is also going to fill that gap at 548. See you in mid march.

Holy shit, the internet is dead today zzzzz

Should I slurp the dip on cunny?

N

I

G

As soon as Putin goes to war with Nato, you Americans will have to supply Nato with armaments and Russia to avoid a ression. That will make your trade deficits better again. Otherwise the economy of 1948 will repeat itself in the USA.

>>57708709
Fuck you

>>57708709
shut up ESL nigger

>>57708679
you should always be slurping cunny

>>57708715
yea im absolutely fucking braindead i love it

Is this bullish or bearish for NYC's underwater real estate market?

>>57708805
What the hell is all of that money for? That's a lot...

>>57708809
Extortion payment.

>>57708805
>bragging about being the most corrupt AG
NYC is a fucking circus right now.

>>57708805
If God truly loved us he wouldn’t have created niggers also buy OIL

In other news, today I saw the hottest chick who basically looked like a much more attractive version of the actress who plays Annie in The Boys (pre-Bogging), but she was with this dweeby kid who looked like he could have been her younger brother. It left me confused. Thank you for reading my blog.

>>57708973
i work at a university and see some odd pairings like that sometimes too. The oddest are the ones involving the long girls who play volleyball, who are same height or taller than their boyfriends.

Fuck man, I know now why they call Xi "Winnie-Pooh". Even this AI bobo looks like Xi somehow.

>>57709028
that is one smug bobo

>>57708893
>lolicon
>oil bag holder
>racist
>religious
Unreasonably based. Here's hoping for WW3 so you can make it and also hundreds of thousands of mindless zog bots can die.

rate each of these A.I. baskets out of 10

>>57709081
NVDA isnt an AI company

What Argentine stocks should I buy?

>>57709110
Real state is very cheap rn in Argentina
t- Argentinian

Saw the beginnings of an NVDA general in the catalog. Ah, bull markets...

>>57709129
Top signal. Those threads are always bagholder support groups, even if they don't know it yet.

>>57709144
Just like this general

>>57709154
>>57709144

During the incoming crash+lost 1.5 decades I wonder if we'll get VOO generals the whole time.

>>57709124
Not for poor argentinians
T. Argentinian

>>57707929
Most trains run on around 10kV

Uranium imoutos not like this....

>>57709064
Amen to that brother

>>57708805
That money better go right to buying NYCB shares.

>>57707522
>Honestly the best predictive strategy is getting ahead of the news by a few months.
Help me find these news crumbs <3

>>57709335
SMG has the hot takes

>Chair & CEO Lisa Su just sold $20.4 million worth of $AMD shares

Uhm bros

>>57709233
Cute poster.

nvda was flat yesterday while spot was up another 3%
you will own none of your music, and i will be happy

gold miners bottomed haven't they

>>57709476
I remember how insufferable the gayhorse shills were. I know for a fact whoever was shilling it had brown hands.

give me one reason not to go all in on WBD. they're paying their debt, the stock can't really drop any further so it's extremely low risk, they have absurdly good ips, they are capable of box office hits (barbie, dune 2), and max is one of the better performing streaming services. give me a single reason not to go all in on this, i think this could be how i make it.

>>57709520
Because SORA is giving us a hint of the future and studios are dead if difficult content creation becomes cheap. The barrier was the cost of creation and talent, many new players will come in and flood the market.

>>57709492
i still don't understand this jeet meme after all this time

>>57709596
She was with someone else. Many such cases in the life of the Jeet

>>57709596
Jeets gonna jeet

>>57709476
>gold is going to ZERO

>too afraid to invest when line go down
>too afraid to invest when line go up

>>57709081
>No c3.ai

>>57709492
>implying all the pmg fags are brown and not white racewar+civil war + prep faggots

C'mon now

Just go corporate, how are you going to fail when countries pay taxmoney to subsizide/fund you only for you taxevade at the same time haha

>Japan's government will provide an additional $4.86 billion in subsidies for TSMC to expand its plant in the country

>>57709744
/pmg/ invest in physical, not OTC shitco miner stocks. That's exclusively pajeets shilling that garbage.

>watch some nvidia DCF cope to try and justify the price
>90% revenue growth in 2024 declining linearly to 10% in 2034

OK, kind of optimistic but possible

>58% EBITDA margin maintained for 10 years


AAAAAAAAAAAAND this is where DCF faggots always fuck up

Imagine taking a company in a special situation and projecting it can maintain those margins for 10 years. There is nothing more mean reverting in economy than margins.

Bottom line, even if revenues will grow at insane pace margins WILL decline back to industry standard of 25-30%.

10 years from now AI chips will be as commodified and easy to get as any other piece of silicon is today.

>>57709767
Is that guy doing a real exercise? It looks like it would totally fuck your spine if you slipped up at all

thoughts on steel production outlooks for 2024/25?

>>57709781
Yeah it's some faggy hip thruster that's become really popular with zoomers. I swear zoomers are the most retarded generation to exist historically.

>>57709767
He clearly went in for the sniff.
What does it smell like bros?
I never had a gym cutie sit on my face before.

>>57709821
It's definitely a pleasantly distinct smell. It's like BO but in a good way.

Why isn't the stonk market open 24/7.

Nothing would smell or feel better than this well except 10x'ing my portfolio

>>57709766
>Me in the back.

>>57709546
ai as a replacement for entertainment isn't for a very long time. how will ai companies get past impossible barriers like the need for high end gpus to produce this content for millions of people a minute?

>>57709732
buy wbd, it's literal free money

>>57707929
you don't die from volt, you die from ampere

So what's everyone doing this morning? I'm having some breakfast and watching one of my daughters stream elden ring. Pretty comfy desu.

Is there a place you can go to find out what companies other companies are investing in?

For example I'm trying to find which other companies nvidia is investing in so that I know which A.I. companies are promising

>>57709804
I know it’s a meme to shit on the younger gens but holy shit it’s true
>>57709987
Wage cage, what build is she doing?

>>57710137
>what build is she doing
Not actually sure because I don't know the game and at all and I don't speak Japanese either. You can watch if you want.

https://www.youtube.com/live/101IkbiP2p0?si=MD-T-amrpKtWjJTz

I was dumb and bought TSLA this week. I'm not even American so I got fucked on exchange fees. My thinking was I had some money to burn and wanted to replace a tech growth company on my portfolio.

Is there a good argument to hold? It seems extremely overvalued with a price held up by zealots rather than any exciting R&D result on the horizon. The alternative would be to sell it, eat shit on fees and how much it declined yesterday and then reinvest in a weapons ETF where my only risk is an outbreak of peace.

>>57710061
I believe they have to disclose it on their 10-K, as its relevant financial information for shareholders. That 10-K is 3 months old by the time you see it though.

>>57709757
I'm so fucking glad I invested in a basic bitch Japan ETF at the start of the pandemic.

>China continues to get fucked
>Manufacturing flees to Japan
/
>China returns to a growth
>Japan is ideally placed to benefit from the growing market

This is without getting into the slow end of stagflation, emergence of services and the ridiculous cash nest eggs waiting to be unleashed. The biggest challenge is the top-heavy makeup of the economy and low innovation but if you're a gambling man there's a definite case that this could change.

>>57710181
TSLA has new products coming out in 2025, and the stock usually swings hard when Musk alerts his boomer followers to invest. Personally I would hold and forget, assuming you will have more money to invest in the coming pay period.

how come chat gpt got all these calls wrong?
all these companies have lost a lot of value

>>57710272
probably because it was an early model and it was just making stuff up

>>57709804
Wtf this is pretty close to the chudmeme, they really look like this.

>he doesn't have all his money in BAKA
baka

>>57710317
I'd say roughly 90 % of the people you talk to on the Internet look that way.

Thanks AI for telling me the exact opposite of that from which you got the data from.

>>57709978
and what decides how many amps went through the jeet?

>>57709732
You need to divorce the notion that the macro environment has any correlation with the stock market. You gotta trade the market in front of you.

>>57710381
Wow. That kinda reminds me of all the years when China was said to be having 10% GDP growth but their energy consumption was flat.

On the other hand, how much should the AI-driven-data-center-boom be reflected in activity in the trucking industry?

>consensus PT for NVDA is now $863
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

do you guys buy stocks if they don't have any good revenue streams?

>>57710422
If they have any revenue you can put a value on the stock, then it's a matter of looking at future projections and if you think it has viability. Plenty of people bought LUNR and it has zero revenue.

Basically you have to treat it like a start up. It has no revenue, but it has assets and some kind of idea, and those are worth something.

>>57708147
You can short UVXY? How much does it cost you?

>>57709732
You also gotta accept that Hypes are real and with that the existence of bubbles.

No, this chart is not unique. It's one of the many green energy companies, like Plug Power, Orsted, even fuckin Umweltbank (Environmentbank in english), pumped the same time and started crumbling around the same time, because they were all linked with green energy/green.

Now, imagine AI.

>>57710471
Fuck, forgot the chart.

>>57710461
Doesn't LUNR have two launches coming this year?

>>57709732
drop money in index fund and forget about it
iirc 90% of gains are achieved in few days, don't miss them

>>57710482
Daily compounding interest is the only way

>>57710480
Maybe, they wont find any money on the surface of the moon though. It all coming from investors.

>>57710498
This is true. Oh well, my meager $1500 will stay right where it is. Hopefully they don't crash into the ISS on the way there lmao.

>>57710511
Yeah it's probably a safe investment for the time being, there is interest in what they do from the private and public sector.

>>57710492
aren't those gains wrong?
shouldn't 30 day be like 17k instead of 4k?

>>57707544
i jacked off to your image and cummed fyi

>>57710530
none of his numbers make any sense, it's not even monotonous lmao

>>57710551
Do you know what the compounding interest formula is?

>>57710530
It's a moot point because you'll never in your life get 10% daily interest on anything.

I'm thinking of buying shares just to make those faggots seethe.

>>57710588
Obvious short

>>57710558
Yes, for +10%/day starting from $1,000 it's $1,000 * 1.1^days. You could have googled it.

remember to keep your gains in family

>>57710593
The graph is 15% annual compounding.

>>57710492
>just get 10% interest per day
shit, why didnt we think of this?!

>>57710630
We were talking about this >>57710492 you doofus, keep up.

Is lithium ever going to be a thing again? Elon musk says it's the future.

>>57710482
What would be the absolute best index fund to DCA for the next 20 years? I've got two Roth IRAs and an Individual account in Fidelity, I was looking at VOO, but wouldn't FXAIX make more sense?

>got a 100x on PANW puts last week
>only shorted them because they had a stupid name
>bought DELL calls on Friday because they have a better sounding name than Super Micro Computer

Lightning strikes twice right?

>>57709175
SCHK generals would be a lot cooler.
>>57709365
Hopefully this will provide another good USD slurpportunity.
>>57709476
That would be nice, I've already got some miner shit in my buy list for MOONDAY.

>>57710800
BRK.B or VOO

invest and forget

>>57710779
I think so. I bought LAAC

Looking for some higher risk, higher reward stocks and ETFs to load up on in my small Roth IRA that if they pay off could mean large tax free gains 30 years from now.

>>57710832
Sweet, also are high yielding saving accounts a meme, I was looking to park some funds in there as well, but I might just be better off accumulating VOO desu.

>>57709978
BASED
A
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Dad haver.
>>57710588
I'm thinking of buying some because I saw that one of their STOOKS boards is maybe planning a POOMP and DOOMP so maybe I can get in on the HOOD pre IPO and scalp a little of their $ on the way up.
>>57710800
Other than the issue of this being
THA TOP,
XLK seems to have been the single "best way to go" overall within a reasonable risk/reward balance. There are other things that would have turned out to be better, like USD, or even AXON NIGGER SHOCKERS, but XLK was a much safer "sure thing". Once it gets good and corrected it will likely continue to be superior to the S&P and even stuff like VUG.

>>57710870
its easier to get cash in and out of a high interest savings account

>>57710896
High interest savings accounts never beat inflation. If you really wanted something that isn't volatile that beats inflation invest in TIPS.

>>57710870
VOO will outperform in the long run. The only consideration is that if you may need that money in the future, say for an emergency, it takes two business days for the funds to settle after selling a security, whereas a savings account you have instant access to the money. Up to you to decide.

>>57710588
i might too actually. google is using them for chatbot training. gonna be even more liberal now but they are getting paid 65 million a year for it. bet r*ddit can sell that data to other ai companies too.

>>57710870
no they should offer around the same as the current feds fund rate, money market funds may be a little better. 5% doesn't sound like a lot but it's risk free and better than your cash just sitting there. During a downturn you'll have cash to buy back in as well

Jesus fucking christ

I shorted Alphabet / GOOG on friday

>>57710919
imagine if obese people didn't exist

>>57710919
>Buy a bunch of goyfeed and eat it all
>get fat
>use ozempic to lose the weight
>Rinse and repeat
Not to mention the variety of health problems ozempic causes because it's bad medicine. All of those side effects are going to have to be treated which is bullish for big pharma. So yes the article is correct, but the average normalfag can't read between the lines on why it's fucking soulless.

>>57710870
I have most of my capital parked in SNSXX which is a money market fund of US Treasuries. I did have it in SWVXX which has a higher yield but has some corporate debt in it so might lose value if the commercial real estate crisis hits. As for STOOKS, I'm thinking stock picking is going to be safer than VOO for a while because VOO is propped up by overvalued speculation and hedge funds with guns to their heads forcing them into the same handful of companies. I just put a little over 6k into mostly carefully selected companies that should be fine regardless of the coming TECH TROON APOCALYPSE. They are already desperately laying off in order to prop up their earnings reports each quarter. I will buy them at the bottom which might take them about a year to get to from when it starts.

>>57710935
obesity is such a massive drain on the healthcare system, even if ozempic gave everyone giga cancer it would probably be cheaper to treat

>>57710947
It's in the best interest of the United States and the economy to have morbidly obese people everywhere. Do you see the government of the private sector encourage healthy living at all? They want you fat. They could fix the foods we eat and teach young kids good exercise routines all through school but they don't. It's all "beautiful at any size" and "big is beautiful" bullshit being plunged down kids throats anymore. Don't even get me started on school lunches. The system is set up for you to eventually give in and fail.

>>57710947
Fat people litteraly cause healthcare workers to throw out their backs; thus providing more money to spine surgeons. Obesity is the gift that keeps on giving in the world of medicine.

>>57710919
they're not wrong, most will relapse right back if they ever get off it

>>57710935
>>57710947
i honestly dont have sympathy on people with diabetes type 2 and are obese. when you are like over 300 lbs just walking once a day for 20 minutes will cause you to lose double digit weight your tdee is so high. people want their goyslop and dont want to do anything to stop being unhealthy.

>>57710882
>AXON NIGGER SHOCKERS
Those look great lmao.
>>57710896
>>57710907
>>57710912
So it sounds like keeping a 50/50 split between VOO and a HYSD for savings / dip buying is the way to go. Much thanks, frens.

>>57710907
>VOO
*XLK

Is giving homeless people money bullish or bearish?

>>57709124
It also has very poor yield usually.

t. also Argentino who thought of buying some apts, but even US bonds feels like a better investment IMO

>>57710870
I have my cash in a money market fund in Fidelity, getting ~5% annually and I get both a credit and debit card on it, so it's super available. Keeping any uninvested cash there is just an overall win.

>>57708340
I just started a new position on them and will be building onto it on cheaper days. We are going to wake up one morning to a news release that sends it far above all that GAY CHINK NON CHRISTIAN shit. $45 will become $1450!

hey Eurobros,
I know there is a thread for this in the catalog, but you guys aren't going to let the European Union directly take out margin on your savings accounts right?

>>57711115
I do it occasionally, because I would want the same if I was in their shoes. Honestly, it's better to give them a care package of clean socks, underwear, soap, deodorant, and a warm blanket.

>>57711136
Is it true that those aren't FDIC insured though? I'm not sure if I trust keeping significant amounts of cash in there is good if that's the case.

>>57710907
Margin accounts solve this problem.

>>57711296
Pretty sure the cash is insured

>>57711296
it is probably SIPC insured

Is there a lower cost alternative to QQQ?

What are your honest thoughts on Takeranon?

>>57711369
retarded but funny

>>57710800
VOO if all you care about is American Large Cap aka S&P 500
VTI if you want to own the entire US economy.
VT if you want to own the whole world.
VTI+VXUS if you want to own the whole world but are autistic.
VOO+VTI+VXUS+VT if you are fucking stupid.
VOO+VTI+VXUS+VT Perfectly weighted and balanced to reflect the global market weights if you are a based retard.

>it's a bubble

>>57711369
She's a FAG for not having AXON NIGGER SHOCKERS on her shill graphic! She will
NEVER
BE
A
MAN
!

>>57711407
Life is a Bubble it will pop eventually and come crashing down. Try not too worry about the small things.

Petition to march all GME and BBBY thread makers to the guillotine.

My afk fren who is totally new to STOOKS found the ticker JL and I boughted ONE SHARE Friday and am already up 8.84%. I think I will get ONE MORE SHARE maybe MOONDAY.

>>57711424
add me to the list

>>57710947
A specific cancer treatment is the medicine with highest revenue. It surpassed a arithritis treatment just recently.

https://www.fiercepharma.com/pharma/whos-no-1-25b-sales-mercks-keytruda-appears-set-be-top-selling-drug-2023

>>57711249
Oh nice, will they lower rates to -1% this time?
They want to turn EU into a P/E 100 stockmarket like the US, only that the EU's economical death is almost touchable.

>>57711487
They talk about a "capital union". But it sounds like they want to synthetically amass a massive capital balance sheet against which they will extend credit across the EU. That balance sheet consisting directly of people's savings. But I am pretty sure that is double dipping because banks themselves already borrow against this money, so this plan doesn't make a lot of sense.

>>57711487
>Europe
>Please spend your money your economies are dead!!!
>Noooooooo!!!! You can't make meeeee!!!!

>US
>The Price of Big Mac's has increased 200% because you guys bought all the beef here is a stimulus check.
>Sweet. Hey Kids we're going to McDonald's!

how many corporate people are going to be arrested for tax/compliance fraud when this AI bubble pops? SMCI alone is shady as hell, or do asians not even bother with arresting financial criminals.

>>57711603
NVDA and SMCI Ceos are both Taiwanese, not Chinese.

>>57711407
>it keeps going up therefore this proves it's not a bubble otherwise it would go down
ah yes naturally

>>57711603
Don't be a snitch loser.

>>57711639
I heard someone call a Thai restaurant "Taiwanese" last night. Distinguishing between Taiwan and mainland China is a lot to ask for most Americans.

>>57710524
>there is interest in what they do from the private and public sector.
there are several competitors but they don't have the meme ticker like LUNR does. THAT is what is and will be worth a lot more than anything else in this clown market.

>>57711684
Like picrel
>it can't be a scam, people are putting their money into it

>>57711697
it is only a scam once people start losing money
that is how this works

>>57711686
>Distinguishing between Taiwan and mainland China is a lot to ask for most Americans.
Fucking all too true unfortunately. Even more pathetic considering the Americans who support going to war with China over Taiwan are also the most ignorant of said distinguishing. How did the U.S. ever get full of so many stupid motherfuckers?

>>57710492
>10%/day
Even after 3% daily inflation?

>>57711296
It's SIPC insured indeed, up to 500k IIRC which is even better. Also I wouldn't use this for any long-term significant amount, buy bonds for that. I currently have around 30k since I don't want to buy in to the market any more right now, and it brings a nice ~100$ monthly

>>57710919
Goldman is right though. It's the health theory of everything. A lot of problems in your life automatically fit themselves if you're a healthy weight. You're more productive. You spend less on healthcare. You look better. You feel better. You're more confident. You're treated better. You have more energy. Making everyone fuckable will even fix the birth rate.

>>57710934
pre 1980 the amount of fat fucks waddling around was way way way WAY less.

99% of people had never heard of NVDA 1 year ago. Has there ever been a totally unknown stock grabbing a top 5 spot in under 1 year in all of Wall Street's history?

Is NVDA's success story basically they won the patent lottery twice; first with bitcoin miners, now with AI.

>>57711880
dot.com probably had a few, AOL maybe. Information is so much more available today that nothing else is really comparable

Fuck yeah, the IRS sent me my 2017 refund that I filed late in 2019. I thought I lost this money, but it's come back with 200 buckaroos interest. Thank you IRS you're not so bad after all. I will now get 500 more LUNR shares.

>>57711919
>I will now get 500 more LUNR shares.
Bro just look at the chart and rethink that.

>>57711934
To add on this
>LUNR announces they landed on the moon
>stock literally goes to the moon
>later, after the trading day ends of course, they announce that actually the lander is tipped over and mostly useless
>stock immediately plunges back to earth
just lmao. I wonder how many people spent their disposable income on that bag of diarrhea stock

>>57711934
I don't know what you mean. It's literally slingshotting into the moon and beyond. I will laugh at you from my vacation house in the Webb crater.

>>57711934
As if LUNR's chart wasn't bad enough. Go to their home page and scroll down.
They really need to present a better image to the public.

>>57711880
>99% of people heard of NVDA 1 year ago
If you're a clueless normalfag boomer sure, otherwise no

>>57711991
Just be aware what you're getting into.

>>57712005
debate me coward

>>57712011
kek tippies

>>57712015
>biggest gpu seller
>top 10 megacap
>consistently beats earnings
>>unknown

Hey boomer, you watching reruns of captain kangeroo?

Why did you faggots stop recommending RYCEY last year? Right when it stopped being talking about it mooned.

Didn't have a stake but just randomly remembered all the fud around it 2 years ago.

>>57712034
>tippies
lmao

>>57712039
99% of people have no idea what a gpu is

Why the fuck does AARP keep sending me stuff in the mail to sign up?
Like... all of this stuff is probably great, financially, but I don't qualify because I'm only in my 30s

>>57712062
A retired person probably used to live at your address

>>57712011
Got in at 12.3 got out at 6.7 im down 25% hahahahfuck

>>57711987
holy kek

>>57712066
No the envelope is addressed to ME

>>57712068
>selling at a loss
oh no, who's gonna tell him?

>>57711249
oh fuck

>>57712005
To support dollar, US need to suck all money which includes investment money. As long as inverted yields exist, just enjoy this show. But we remember we have changed from coin to AI during this time and could see another bubble emerging to replace AI

>>57712047
I was bagholding that shit for years

>>57712050
Most people don't know what a search engine is but they know what google is. It makes money, that's all that matters.

>>57711249
This reminds me that the Canadian Government said the exact same thing during the scamdemic. I don't think they actually did anything besides indirectly ruin the economy so people would just naturally spend more.

>>57712086
What are you trying to tell me Jim? Its literally over

>>57712102 hope you made a profit. Almost 200% gain on the 1 year chart

>>57711318
>>57711398
>>57711757
Sheeeeeiiit, I think I just found the way to ween myself off of shitcoin greed and meme-stock mental illness, you all have no idea how thankful I am.

>>57712156
>>57712156
>>57712156

fresh out of the oven

>>57711880
>99% of people had never heard of NVDA
Anyone under the age of 65 (that's probably the cutoff) who's ever made a personal computer before, whether for gaming or for video editing or just nerdery, knows who Nvidia is. They have been the most popular brand in personal computers behind Intel for the past 30 years. I don't expect non nerds to know this, but a LOT of guys who have PCs (and not laptops) under 65 know this name.

It's just that no one thought they could grow this big. NVDA was already a mega-cap stock in 2022. I remember thinking about buying it sometimes. I always decided against it because I thought I missed it. Because I did miss it.

But now they're on their second leg. This stock is gonna be hard to knock.