/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he doesn't own NVDA
>he doesn't own MSFT
>he doesn't own MELI (on fire sale right now)
>he doesn't own LAAC
>he doesn't own AMD
>he doesn't own YPF (for a year or two)
>he doesn't own LUNR
yeah, I'm thinking you're not gonna make it, nothing personnel chud
verification not required, every time I post this there's no captcha needed, 4chan knows it's good shit

This market needs some Old Bay seasoning god damn

NVDA seems to have reached a permanently high plateau.

>>57702717
i own TSLA. am i gonna make it? its not on the list

>>57702711
Say what you want about black people, but she did that also because she's a white woman.

>>57702727
That’s what you said yesterday when it was stuck at 775 for a few hours midday and then it pumped up for power hour. Same will happen today, wake me up at 3:30 pm

>>57701677
>>57701677
>>57701677
New bread

soon

i dont think im very good at this game anymore

Baked:
>>57702702
>>57702702
>>57702702

There are no profitable AI companies. Nvidia is not an AI company.

>>57702743
bobo no

>>57702744
I tell you bro, I've been loving this Timeless mode. With fetches, and all the interactions I really feel like I'm playing a decent format.

Answer my FUCKEN QUESTION. Do I all in 0 dte calls on Nvidia???? The thing already pumped 3$ since I posted fuck you all.

>>57702722
Huwhite people don't season they markets

>>57702743
>bobo
AY (YOU)
LITTLE NIGGA
GET OFF ME
CHILDS PLAY
BOBO HOLD MUH DIIIIIICCCCCKKK

>>57702744
>>57702760
Like I was literally playing vs a guy trying to do Charbelcher combo, I countered the first one, he resolved a second one, but I stifled it's activation twice and then used Oko to turn it into a creature and he fucking quit, lol.

just another day of my portfolio swinging $10k in a random direction

>>57702765
ask the market makers, they will tell you yes

Thoughts on BCRX for earnings this monday? It jumped when it pre-announced in January but now it's lower than it was back then, doesn't seem to make lots of sense to me

Thoughts on NVTS

>>57702722
kek, took me a second

>>57702732
Chud stock. NGMI

>>57702785
I always get the feeling when an options trade instantly fills at midprice, it's because the market makers know I'm fucked

>>57702772
Damn this was like 20 years ago.

>>57702765
Yes. With your effort, we can push it above 800 and squeeze the hedgies to the moon!

>>57702773
>Timeless
I dropped MTGA like a month ago because the economy and dailies made it feel like a second job, but I'm genuinely tempted to reinstall it and play some Omnishow or other dumb shit like that

>>57702788
I'll buy when they put full-conductor in the name.

spot now over 250, neato
up and up and up

>>57702767
Dead market
Dead gaem
Dead race

Stop fucking buying reatrds

>>57702754
>There are no profitable AI companies. Nvidia is not an AI company.
Good thing that has zero to do with stock prices.

>>57702765
Hahaha yes anon I would go all in at calls at this point. I wasn't gonna answer but since you asked so pleasantly I would absolutely heckin do it

>>57702811
who the fuck is telling this witch shes still got it, keep uploading videos queen

Experts (Ranjesh Kushnabarnji, Sanjay Patel et. al.) raise NVDA price target to two (2) Chinese stock markets. (previously one (1)).

>>57702833
OK, but what's Sumit Subramayanarachandra say?

>>57702833
i prefer to compare the united states of nvidia vs other countries GDP. italy soon, then france

>>57702833
Didn't China ban selling? Huge sell signal

>>57702838
Dividend yield of 0.02% makes it a good candidate for dividend aristocrats. ~Sumit

>>57702842
>ban selling?
>Huge sell signal
There is no selling, only buying now. Only place it can go is up.

>>57702841
nvidia is definitely worth more than spain

>>57702842
Only around market open and market close. Bears are free to try shorting anywhere between those times :^)

>>57702856
Arguably Italy as well, I think NVDA = 1 France is a fair price

That 508.50 SPY crab

>>57702811
surely there would be a pungent smell from bending her over, spreading her ass cheeks far apart and sniffing her pink, hairless asshole??!!?

>>57702811
ENLV

>>57702867
expect a 2pm EST pump

>>57702871
pink?

Friendly reminder that pic related ends in >two weeks

>>57702861
Funny enough, it wasn't primarily to stop shorting (they already banned that). It's because of retarded Chinese quant funds that try to copy american quant funds would unwind their positions at market open rather than over the day, causing other quant funds to also close their positions. (Just another day of stupid chinks copying things they don't understand.)

>>57702864
Sounds like a shit deal. Throw in Germany, northern europe and switzerland too and I might consider

>>57702897
What's the name of this so I can look into it more? Never heard of it and seems kinda vague and small.

>>57702897
Why would that matter? The Russell 2000's regional banks put together only equate to about 16 weeks of SMCI sales.

reverse head and shoulders in NVDA
once we get rid of that one motherfucker selling at 800 coast is clear to 810 at least

God I really wish I had 100 NVDA shares instead of just 85 so I can write some CCs.

>>57702892
Yes, in my imagination

baking

anyone else feeling uneasy making money off of white genocide AI growth companies

kek uranium baggies

Physical delivery of (biological) female natural gas (ticker: BRAP)

>>57702999
I want us all to turn into indistinguishable brown productive consumers to serve our capitalist overlords, cus then my stocks will go up

Oh l'amour
Broke my heart
And now I'm aching for you
Mon amour
What's a boy in love supposed to do?

>>57702793
but they be chippin' niggas brains n shieeet

Any tips on what to buy?

It would be really funny if LUNR figures out asteroid mining and becomes a fucking 100 trillion dollar company.

>>57703056
deli ham, it's on sale this week

>>57703056
a 5% savings account

>>57703061
Lean hogs bros...

>>57702999
checked trips.
yes. thats why i dont participate in AI at all. i'm just looking on from the sidelines. it will be fun when people realize AI is just a fancy name for statistics and nvidia chips are statistics number crunchers

>>57703022
based and BRAP pilled

>>57702867
i had bought 2 0 dte 508 calls and was going to let them ride into close but i was up 33% on them and closed them out so i could pay for my fish fry tonight at the bar. plus now i can start my weekend early and play some vidya and go to eucharistic adoration in a couple hours. although i do think SPY rallies into close since NVDA is back over 800 now.

>>57702999
At least AI isn't VR or EV. That whole everybody is suddenly going to want a virtual boy and a battery vehicle phase was retarded. I can't believe the extravagant horseshit companies have been flushing billions down for. At least AI will eventually unemploy all those dogshit corporate artists.

>>57702938
Bank Term Funding Program
basically when the banks started collapsing last year, the Fed decided to stealth bail them out with more liquidity, pumping in money that they've been using more and more to keep them afloat. This ends Mar 11 supposedly. We will see if any of them now are still in trouble.

>>57702897
so does this mean that the banks were able to exchange all their junk bonds for newer better bonds and now they dont need the program anymore? sounds bullish

I have about 35k uninvested cash. Already long NVDA and MSFT (see >>57702717).

Shill me on what to buy. Thinking to sell some puts otherwise on GOOG/AMZN, of which I don't own any but I wouldn't mind to.

No emotional ties
You don't remember my name
I lay down and die
I'm only to blame
Oh, love of my heart
It's up to you now
You tore my ass apart
I hurt inside out
Oh lamour

>>57703110
Any that think they might have been in trouble would have loaded up on the gov stimulus. If they didn't and then go under it'll be gross negligence.

>>57703131
All I know is I own LUNR and SHOT. I call it my Moon Shot portfolio.

>>57703087
people are way too stupid for that
but i also hold 0 tech stocks

I sold all my stocks.

>>57703146
direxion beat you to it

>>57703146
I fucking hate your guts bags.

>stock starts crashing
>I short
>price immediately recovers and stays above where I shorted for the rest of the day
Fucking why?

>>57703156
imagine the shits

>>57703186
What's the stock and when'd you short?

>>57703186
>it's a nice day out
>"I think I'll go to the park and enjoy it"
>park is full of people
Fucking why?

>>57703156
Now that's a brapper

>>57703022
Mommy.
>>57703099
Fish fry? No shit I'm going to one tonight too, I'm in the upper midwest. You?

STOP BUYING

>>57702856
But that's one YEAR of Spain. Meanwhile that's the entire life (so far) of Nvidia.

Thinking about getting my tax refunded into a new checking account. I've been hearing about banks randomly closing customer accounts for "suspicious behavior" so I want a backup account somewhere.
Anyone know any banks currently doing promos on new checking accounts?

>>57703242
Chase send me a promo for $300 free monies when you open a CC and set up direct deposit. I have a code but I may use it. Call them and see if they'll do it for you.

>Nvidia join OpenAI in funding humanoid robot startup Figure AI- Bloomberg
the future is here bros

Power hour, I'm praying for SPY to melt up 50 cents and I'm praying AICathieWoodAnon makes his triumphant return.

OMQS get in early this $0.40 penny stock doing 10x eoy

>>57703242
https://account.chase.com/consumer/banking/seo

>>57703273
eoy? Fuck off, NVDA doing that end of week

>>57703257
>>57703277
Thanks

GOD DAMMIT NVIDIA SPLIT SO I CAN PLACE SOME COVERED CALLS YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKERS

/grinds his low 6-figure teeth

My SCHD dividend is up to $0.65 per day! Wagmi!

>>57703222
northeast

>>57698569
Have we been too euphoric?

SPX looks overbought on the 1w chart. Double top has been averted. RSI bearish divergence has been averted. Conditions are right to revert to mean in an orderly fashion.

>>57703131
SHILL ME

>>57703273
QRD? it looks like its about to zero out

>>57703306
i don't own enough schd

>>57703309
who wants to discuss quant stuff like replicating indexes, creating hedges with a vix-like payout, conjuring mean reversion where there is none in the underlying??
nah, /biz/ is too fucking dumb i'm afraid. I come here for the memes.

no fucking support beyond 800.
NVDA is officially a bust. I'm selling.

>>57703352
Have you taught yourself or do you have schooling in finance?

>>57703359
I counsel patience.

>>57703352
you sound poor tbqh

>>57703352
I've been trading the volatility surface i.e. vol skew and IV term structure on individual stocks for the past 3 or so years with good success (around 30% CAGR).
I also got into an argument with a poster who thought writing puts offers protection for a stock holder, so there is actually no point in talking about anything quantitative here, because 90% of people here either don't speak the language or think they do but horrifically misunderstand it to the point of it them causing to lose money.

>>57703369
myself. if you are obsessed enough with the markets, that sort of stuff will eventually reach you.

>>57703259
SEX BOTS SOON WAGMI AND GET LAID

>>57703391
look into futures spreads, it will change your life. split them in half, weigh them, lever them, fuck them sideways, up and down...

Reeeeeeeee I can't buy 0dte calls on Fidelity??

>>57703433
You're a retailcuck like the rest of us. We have separate, more restrictive rules so we ngmi.

>>57703391
at some point you start to make your own trading instruments using a bunch of underlying stuff and you trade them like stocks. man.. so much fun normies are missing out on

>>57703431
I'm familiar with futures spreads, but I think there's some merit to instead finding an ETP where the strategy is self contained and liquid. Unless it's something esoteric like Cocoa or Basedbean futures

Just capitulate you mumu motherfuckers.

BOIL is an appropriate ticker for anons who look like they've crawled out of the sewer.

>>57703395
I do try and read Investopedia and learn, granted I could be doing a lot more. When you speak of replicating indexes, I assume creating portfolios that mirror major indexes like S&P? I understand what the VIX is, but no idea how I would integrate that into my portfolio or decision making other than it telling me how volatile the market is.

Second year retail trader with a seasonal job btw

SIGA sissies

>>57703452
post hand

>>57703463
basedbeans have crush spreads.
then there are spreads on everything else like stocks. millions of combinations, they are correlated to a certain point though but way less than what we are used to in the underlyings

>>57703346
Dividend growth investing is awesome! Once it's making me enough to live on I will never have to touch it again since its yield should increase faster than my costs of living will.

Trying to get lewd Woods for that Anon but Bing is fighting me

>>57703463
I drink cocoa everyday with hot milk for the flavanoids/stem cells. I love various spreads, Nothing like BTC your short leg and wiping your ass with all that cash before some tijuania whore licks your asshole clean.

>>57703533
Apparently it hasn't nothing against generating women with hands bigger than their feet.

>>57701030
Closed this for a profit of $370, not bad for an intraday play.

>>57703493
Look into hard-to-borrow fees on highly shorted stocks. Some rates are as high as 100%+ annualized. That borrow rate is priced into the put options chain. It's possible to harvest some of that rate without significant stock exposure, but I'm thinking of the best way to do it. These option chains are not always liquid.

>>57703490
its white and hairy.

>>57703479
it could be, it could also be mixing up long and short positions, short one index long another weigh them a bit if necessary.
you can make a classic nasdaq/spx spread trade that doesnt dump when spx is dumping or at least keeps you out of trouble. while still profiting from the bull market.
it really helps researching the fundamentals and basic price behavior of what it is you want to put in. you already know nasdaq moves more than spx, then you use that fact in some way,

>>57703493
illiquid shit is dangerous.
it looks enticing but when you put your balls on the line, its less fun.

>>57703533
Appreciate the effort, anon. I can't believe we wasted our deep fake technology on fucking Taylor Swift.
>>57703563
Screenshotted for later. What's your portfolio size now?

>>57703559
i meant this for you>>57703581

So is it consolidation or just a boring ass day?

>>57703582
dont listen to me, i'm a poorfag. i prefer telling you my notional size instead of my cash size lol. anyway, its hard work and i'm finally on the good way.

im down 18% today
should i just yolo everything on 7dte spy puts and back to wageslaving?
its all so tiresome

>NVDA sidway for days
Is it finally over? Can I sell everything?

NVDA crashing soon.

Look out

>>57703622
>NVDA sidway for days
kek I love these posts

>>57703622
1st day sideways??????

Fuckin meme market, dumps down to my stop losses that still were in the positive (yellow) only to INSTANTLY repump above and higher so that I'd have to buy back in higher now? Wow, cool market. When I implement these "safety mechanics" this kind of memebullshit has to happen.

>>57703631
>>57703634
Feels like a week on the 5m chart.

>>57703622
We have reached a permanently high plateau.

The amount of funds that are being poured into the debt market to keep yields suppressed is ludicrous.

Bezos sells 8.5 billion worth of stock, Burry closed his Semiconductor shorts me thinks its time for pull back

Have $4k in SOXS with a 3.92 average, can average down to 3.14 until im tapped out

>>57703607
>boring day
We hit an ATH.
If a major move happens it will be AH selloff to satisfy the Bears.

>Nvidia has always been making new things that sell.
99% of people had never heard of even just 1 year ago. Has there ever been a totally unknown stock to grab one of the top 5 spots in under 1 years time?

Ahem. We need SMCI at 1100. I repeat. SMCI at 1100.

Which one of you is MarketDraft on Tik Tok

>>57703654
>Bezos sells 8.5 billion worth of stock, Burry closed his Semiconductor shorts me thinks its time for pull back
evidence of either of these available?

i'm back under $500k

why is life so difficult

GOD DAMMIT WHEN DO WE GO TO T+1 SETTLEMENT

>>57703635
You just didn't account properly for the amount of volatility in the market. My stop losses are slightly deep in the red because you gotta be willing to be burned a little bit if you're riding the lightning. My only goal with them is to not go bust. I have confidence it will shoot back up if it goes red but stays above my stops.

>>57703616
Roger that. I do understand spreads/hedging in regards to individual securities, but I never thought about applying that to whole indexes. That being said, I'm a 4 figure Robinhood trader so I'm just handling the basics now.

>>57703675
google

>>57703675
you gotta read more /smg/, both are public info

>>57703663
Nvidia does not have the structure to expand in the way they are and where they want to go in the future. It’s a great company, but they just don’t have a proper structure.
On top of this, the economy is broken and hanging by a thread. One slip and nvidia’s dreams will be crushed by external forces.

>>57703346
why is she giant

>>57703663
They basically won the patent lottery twice. First with bitcoin miners, now with AI.

LUNR bros.... I thought we would hit 14 today

>>57703692
>slightly deep

is anybody else optimistic? like we're going to get our revenge, kick out the illegals, drill baby drill, protect children, make america great again like in 2017. the nation is going to heal and maybe i'll get married to my gookfu.

>>57703705
Or in other words,
two more weeks.

>>57703705
Just 2 more weeks until everything crashes and you won’t be an incel anymore.

>>57703533
AI Cathy needs bigger boobas

>>57703712
i don't give a fuck, in 30 years these guys will be mining in space and it's going to be a quadrillion dollar company. like a $2000 investment today will turn into 200 million, this is like the start of the start, and it's kinda stupid that we're going to be able to get fuck you money just by holding onto this shit.

>>57703717
I am BROKE and OPTIMISTIC I love NORTH AMERICA

>>57703715
You know like not balls deep but deep enough to do a hard thrust with the confidence that it won't pop out or worse.

>only way to invest in OPEN AI is through Micro + Soft
Fuck me it's the best AI in the market, it's going to win... Do I really need to buy Bill Gaytes?

Are you still holding CLS?

>>57703717
Biden is going to be elected with an even greater margin of votes than last time.
Americans are fat, rich and happy.
There is zero incentive to rock the boat when you're this drunk on "winning."
Also, Trump so far has zero meme momentum behind him. That's not enough if you're the challenger.

>>57702702
I solded many stockerinos today

>>57703734
I hate you so much

>>57703740
Sir, we are talking about stop losses.

>>57703734
we can only hope. Lets see if the NASA conference later today spikes up the price.

bobo u ready to get raped during power hour? fuck you bobo.

>>57703751
I'm going to spend my fuck you money on a private island where we can drink liquour and no one bickers over trick shit.

>>57703242
no idea but chase is one of the ones that shuts down peoples accounts randomly. i got ally and a local credit union that has only 2 branches in 1 city.

>800 VIOLENTLY rejected
oh no I'm so sorry for you bros

>>57703743
This post bought to you by the United States Government.

>>57703796
I've had Chase for 15 years and they've never even threatened to do such a thing.

>>57703729

>>57703806
>boboposting

>>57703810
they generally dont threaten it but just do it randomly one night.

Where's Rocker, I wanna make a wager on the Spring Training Baseball game tomorrow between the Yankees and Tigers!

>>57703810
Read up on it, there have been a number of stories about banks cutting off access for "suspicious activity" without warning. Just, suddenly all of your cards get declined. They don't threaten or warn, they just do it. When you call to find out wtf is going on, they just say your accounts are closed and you'll get a check for the balances in like 30 days.

>>57703771
The thing is if he's right and lunr does a 100,000x in 30 years holders of broad market cap weighted etfs/index funds will also get a multiplier in the 100-1000x range so what does it really matter if you invest in it directly or not? What really mattered was being born and being invested at the right time in general.

>>57703742
Yes, I have a couple shares. Acquiring more?

>>57703809
t.EU, I also think Biden will win again

>>57703693
on one side you can long spx. this is supposed to go up.
on the other side, you short spx with 1.5-1.7x leverage and open a 1x long on nasdaq. this combo is supposed to stay flat.
in the event of an spx bull market,
the second side stays mostly flat and the first side prints money because of the bull run.
in a market crash, the first side dumps and the second side rises to as much as the first side dumps (if you balanced them properly),
its a way cheaper way to hedge than vix futures + you dont have expirations or contago to pay for.
you still have interest to pay. just dont stay in it for too long,
use it on specific trades if you are worried about a market dump but still want to participate for a few weeks

>>57703795
You talk like a nigger

>>57703854
>like

Oh no.. you faggots will pump the markets in 29 minutes.

What are your guys fees on your work 401s if you have one. Mine seem high

Went long on nvda with a x10 leverage. Dont listen to boboids, they are always wrong and got 3 fig portfolios

>>57703849
I'm pondering.

If the market doesn't correct I'm perosnally flying to DC to punch Powell in the dick

>>57703873
>3 figs
I HAVE 4 AND WHEN I BUY CALLS IT DUMPS

If I sell my TBills before maturity do I still get the tax advantaged status?

what should I invest in?

>Hi Anon, thanks for investing with me. Should I change into something more comfortable?

>>57703868
10% off the top and a bi-annual tiny shaving of skin off my uncircumcised son's penis mailed to the company in a small plastic baggie keeps my 6% cagr nice and secure.

>>57703854
it's a line from Tu Pac's classic gospel song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bPGrpXPtLU

>>57703892
Bold of you to think we have bond traders

>>57703906
Seems about right. I feel like I have no skin left for these cucks

>>57703882
Sexy chart all time. Could be juicy 6 months down the line.

>>57703903
>>57703902
>>57703892
>>57703890
>>57703890
>>57703906
https://pastebin.com/pk8zsx5u

>>57703654
>Bezos sells 8.5 billion worth of stock
what's that in % of all his stock?

>>57703902
>what should I invest in?
Cash in a high yield savings account before that June rate cut destroys the market.
If you have casino money swing NVDL.

>>57703686
Fucking end of May or something.

>>57703943
ain't opening that shit, nigga

>>57703851
Trump's margin of victory is going to be so high that he is going to be able to overcome all of the voter fraud of left.

>>57703957
Pastebin is safe it's just some scam keys vendor spam bot though not worth clicking

>SAN DIEGO, Feb. 22, 2024 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Kratos Defense & Security Solutions, Inc. (“Kratos”) (NASDAQ: KTOS), a Technology Company in the Defense, National Security and Global Markets, today announced the pricing of an underwritten offering of 16,666,667 shares of its common stock at a public offering price of $18.00 per share pursuant to an effective shelf registration statement filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission (the “SEC”).

>>57703892
THAT T-BILL WASN'T MATURE, YOU SICK FUCK!

>>57703844
>lunr does a 100,000x in 30 years
why isn't it doing better today on absolute history making news?

>>57703967
September of 2028, when the Artemis project puts the first woman and person of color on the moon, and Donald Trump will get to give an inspirational speech and take ALL of the credit. I can't fucking wait.

NVDA is so obviously going to take off next week. $900 by next Friday is a definite possibility.

>Hows about some slop from aunt Cathy, Anon?

>>57703892
TBills don't have tax deductions. Are you talking about i-bonds? Muni bonds? Are you smoking crack?

>>57703996
surprised there wasn't more profit taking today. There usually is every time goes up 10%+ the following day.

>>57703654
he sold again? thats the third time in the last few weeks.

>>57703892
what type of account is this?

>>57704016
what % of all his stocks has he sold in the last month?

>>57703999
Checked but it doesn't look like her, still WOOD though.
>>57703882
Celestica's design of data centers and their rapid fire takeoff in the last few months is extremely intriguing. I wonder who their clients are? What have you researched?

>>57704013
That's why I'm so confident that buying will resume on Monday. It filled the daily gap, came back solidly above PDC and no one is selling.

>>57704023
very small like 1-2%

Why doesn't etrade allow any Options (calls or puts) on HOLO?
Is this market wide or just shitty etrade?

>>57704013
Initiate order 66

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

shit I think I broke my retina

>>57704001
>>57704020
You don't pay federal tax on TBill interest. Only state (if applicable).

>>57704054
It's over

>>57704037
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/holo/options?mod=mw_quote_tab

technical power hour incoming?

>>57704074
I am pretty sure you have that backwards

>>57704074
tbills are exempt from SALT, you still pay federal income tax, because it is...income
there are complex derivative structured trades that wealthy and hedge funds use to extract the risk free rate without paying income tax, if there was no federal tax on tbills, such instruments would not attract billions of dollars
go read a book or something jfc

Slow and steady AEPbros

>>57704037
no mms I guess b/c no volume

>>57704101
Would it be viable to issue 30y bonds in the name of a newborn then keep them in captivity for 30 years and force them to cash out at 30 and then have them give it to you in the most tax advantaged way possible before killing them so the tax burden of all the growth that money experienced dies with them?

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: -11.88%
>/CC: 8.31%
>FXI: 0.63%
>MAGS: -0.24%
>MARA: -1.61%
>NVDL: 2.97%
>SMCI: -10.55%
>TMF: 3.88%
>URNM: -3.00%
>XXXX: 0.56%

How many are (You) beating?

>SOOOOOOOO I MADE A BIKE MISTAAAAAKE! TRY TO SEEEEE IT ONCE MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

https://youtu.be/erV-ZMRTNh4?t=51

I just completed buying one share each of
FITTY STOOKS
most of which have nothing to do with
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL.
Among them, just off the top of my head,
LMT
GD
HON
NOC
RTX
BRK.B
HD
BTU
ET
PBR
VIST
FERG
FUL
INTC
URNM
USD
OC
PSA
WY
TSCO
PLTR
NSC
MMM
DNN
and other MISC.
I just decided I wanted some
EQUITIES other than I had some XOM from the other day along with DE and LDOS.
My NATGAS AND OIL is all RED for today. Anyone who doesn't have my same STOOKS including the ones I haven't even told about is a NIGGER and a FAGGOT.

>>57704174
>One share each
Why even bother

I’m almost all cash in a MM account. Am I stupid? It’s nice getting the interest each month.

The hardest part about making money on options is reinvesting it. I wanna pull it out and spend it so bad.

>>57704032
>What have you researched?
The ticker itself because I forgot the company name when it was mentioned a dozen threads ago.

Looks like Milei is getting work done

BOIL BENCHODS...ITS OVER

>>57704174
Sir this is a Wendy's.

>>57704200
don't post images of my wife and i

>>57704101
>>57704098
>>57704090
>>57704086
>>57704076
https://pastebin.com/pk8zsx5u

>>57704185
Because
FUCK
YOU
that's why.
>>57704213
OK I have a COUPON for a FREE BACONATOR FRIES with that.

>>57704200
That was probably me. I think it's a sleeper, but I haven't heard anyone talk about it. Who knows, I was wrong about SKYT

>>57704200
>picture
now I'm crying

>>57704239
Dark and disturbed guy with sweet and loving girl has always been a popular fictional trope.
>>57704233
Only time will tell.

sour hour wtf I was promised a big thick powerful power hour shoved right up bobos ass

Today I will pop the AI bubble.

>>57702717
>NVDA calls
>MSFT calls
>LUNR calls

>>57704035
So why don't the headlines ever say the more honest thing e.g. "Bezos sells 1-2% of all his stocks in the last week"
?

>>57703718
desperate CIA niggers

>>57704269
you know why

>>57704269
Are you implying that media and journalist use sensationalist headlines for their advantage?

>>57704269
Whoa guys, let's cool it with the antisemitism OK?

>>57704266
Isn't it bad to place options on Fridays, particularly Friday afternoons?
A whole weekend of theta to screw you over.

>>57704160
9 out of 10

>>57704101
>>57704098
I don't have it backwards! I am not mentally deficient!! The 1099-INT form has a 0 in the box you would enter on your taxes! It is very simple and hard to screw up!

>>57704208
So Exxon is getting out of Argentina?
Thats not food news..

short Chyna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smvjWLDtFWQ

>>57704292
keked out loud... thanks i needed that.

im doing 10$

t. top buyer

>>57704296
They are not short term calls.

>>57704303
*good news

>>57704308
doing means down

fuck im also retard it seems

>>57704310
what are your exp dates?

>>57704269
because 10Billion is a lot of money

how many lunr baggies itt?

>>57704300
I got it completely backwards!!! I've been filing wrong this whole time like a mentally deficient donkey!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

In the vast landscape of cultural expression, artists and creators are going the wayside for creations of AI powered by NVDA, narratives that resonate with the spirit of unity, landing a robot on the moon like LUNR reminding us of the power we hold to Make America Great Again through the vibrant tapestry of shared stories and drinks while we sober up with our safety shots.

>>57704208
Interesting but
>no time frame for a decision and the sale may not move forward
>At the beginning of February they presented binding offers. There is no time or due date to provide a response to say how the operation continues. They are being evaluated by the shareholders," the source said.
Doesn't seem urgent nor definite.

>>57704343
really makes you think what else you might have gotten completely backwards doesn't it.

>>57704330
MSFT and NVDA are 2025, LUNR longest calls are Sept.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acgIaBxLzV4

Mad I lost on nvda today. Going all in to make it back.

>>57704338
i'm a lunar for lifer, like lmao I know there's probably better investments out there for the near turn, but this one is going to be big for the long run.

>>57704409
you are fucked

>>57704409
>506
bro

>>57704208
Bullish for YPF

>>57704409
You have to be trolling. This has to be bait.

Just bought some SQQQ

Does NVDA continue cooling off next week or go back in the 8's

>>57704409
3 days I guess.

>>57704303
>no one has told him what they eat in Argentina

>>57704409
this is how you blow up your account dude

>>57704409
why didnt you come to the emergency bobo meeting earlier

how can i buy nip stocks and not just an adr?

>>57704409
That has to be bait, the expiry wouldn't be on 26 that's Monday. OP is a rage baiting phaggot

>>57704455
the top is in

>>57704481
these must be spy puts

>>57704389
and the strikes?

>>57704455
it's literally crashing, bubble has popped, game over man

>>57704484
I wonder if I could run a straddle, 50 each way of the trading price since this is so volatile. Probably could make 30% after paying the premiums.

>>57704455
Buy some 800c's and the hedgies will be forced to pump it.

>>57704509
I meant a strangle....

>>57704479
Ask your broker. Call them up and say konnichiwa in a really obvious Japanese accent.

>>57704502
About +20% the current price.

>>57704455
>worrying about NVDA instead of USD

SPY 515 wednesday and 498 thursday or friday. that is my prediction it came to me in a dream

>>57704541
> Konnichiwa, brokeru sensei. I would rike to purchasu 10-man shares of Nintendo, onegaishimasu.

>>57704409
I forgot to say they are SPY puts. Thought it would be obvious, but I guess mumus are a few fries short of happy meal.

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>>57704174
Add
JL
to this list. I didn't even know what the company was when I bought the share but just read about it and it is BREDDY NEAT. All I knew before was the chart looked interesting enough to just say FOOK IT on the first exploratory share. I boughted about 5 sorta RANDOOM STOOKS just for WHO KNOWS LET'S JUST SEE. VZLA was another one of thoose.

>>57704600
fuck you you goddamn retard

>>57704600
No one wants to go to that shit thread

>>57704599
tempting tempting tempting. Big time money if your play hits nigga

Last sloppa delivery for anon. Not quite cathie, but not too far from it either.

last number of this post is how many shares of SPY i'm buying before close

>>57704652
>save Image to 'Downloads'

Thank you based AI image anon, your efforts do not go unappreciated. May coomer tithings of great joy and profit come up on you.

>>57702702
Nippon Steel (NPSCY) frens, they're in the works to acquire U.S. Steel. The deal is currently in the works, and when goes through, there will be quite a pump.

>>57704842
>>57704842
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