/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57702342
I made the mistake of listening to you guys last bull run, and lost a lot of my fucking money. This bull run i am dollar cost averaging into everything. Not listening to anything you queers say.
EVERYTHING is gonna pump.
So if you want my next pump, it’s called JAM. 7.5 million market cap
You’ve been warned

>>57702361
Never listen to biz.

They called AVI scam, said I’d be better off in link/btc/eth 2 months ago.

Ah huh. Where’s that 5x from link? Oh…
Fuck BIZ op they’re mostly retards and paid jeet fudders.

>>57702342
God crypto is so fucking fake and gay

You have to INVERSE biz. Biz is like a Jim Cramer. The difference is that Jim gets pussy once a year.

>>57702342
FUCK YES! I just woke up to life changing gains. Okay not life changing but still good mid 5-figure gains. Feels good man. Thanks for the good news, Anon.

I've been getting laughed at for shilling UNI here for years. Sometimes the best plays are the obvious ones. It was only a matter of time before the market realized that the true #1 exchange was undervalued as all hell. I even specifically warned /biz/ that we were one vote away from "turning on the tap" for token holders.

Year of the DRAGON = year of the DEXES.
Cheers.

no u didnt ask shit and no im not buying your poojet scam rajeesh

>>57702342
Almost every major coin has out performed this garbage get Rekt newfag

>>57702342
i dont like uniswap. I used that a lot last year but now its just full of error everywhere. Better use rango or another app to swap right now.

>>57702945
It’s up 56% in one day u fucking moron

>>57702342
Nice bro. Isn’t jam that Mariah Carey token? Why shill it now? Any significant news about it?

>>57703039
It doesn’t matter what projects are actually good or even useful
People just pump everything
Trust me dude it doesn’t matter
Every fucking coin pumped in the last cycle
I bought all the normie ones on Robinhood and i guarantee you i make a decent chunk this cycle
I only have a tiny amount to play with that’s why
Most normies won’t buy until we hit 70k Bitcoin Kek

>>57703100
No not really, but my last 10 coins I’ve bought were at the lowest volume of the day and they all shot up 15% minimum within a couple days after so jam was on that list and it’s got a low market cap so I’m gambling $200 fuck it

>>57702342
>>57702361
ok buddy, want a patting on the back? you asked for an opinion from a shitposting board and you got your opinion, it's not our job to make up your mind for you or generate you money. everybody tells me satoshisync and btc inscription/ordinals technology is useless, i don't believe it, im still going to put a lot of my chips in it, and we'll see what happens, you won't see me making a whole ass thread saying "i told you!" like a kid.

>>57703095
have you ever heard of Fomo?

>>57702342
Wow didn't knew uniswap was actually a thing, nice one on baggies

>>57703320
Fuck off faggot
I’m rubbing in the fact that I doubled my money despite you kikes calling it a dead coin
Does that make you mad little piss boy?

>>57702557
Well at least someone around here is actually getting pussy

>>57703337
Not on my end, I’ve been DCA for a bit now

>>57703378
hey buddy good for you i'm sure you're very popular with the ladies why don't you go brag to your friends about how much pussy you're getting and leave us alone we're here to talk about serious and important things like how crypto is a scam and a waste of our time now go away before i have a really good time with your mother

>>57702342
>>57702670
who exactly was laughing at you because uni is pretty standard in biz. only mere months ago it was a pretty big coin here.

>>57703320
>ordinals bad
why
its just writing shit into satoshis, you can buy and sell coins with the word nigger in them, thats neat

>>57702557
This.
How many times do I gotta say this? Do the opposite of what biz tells you. It's really not hard.

>BUY LINK LINK BROS 15 DOLLARS WAITING ROOM LETS GOOO
dogshit
>booo uni is shit kill yourself
BOTTOM signal buy like there's no tomorrow

It's so easy

>>57702361
>>57702386
>>57702557
>>57703437
biz got me into kas, xrp and even avax at the right moments. so its not all bad. "avax in the right time" means, when avax was worth considering, so about two/three years ago.

>>57703386
>DCA
Yeh I understand you're proactive instead beingg reactive, still a very wide portion of traders are amateurs moved by reactions, look at what happened with NFTs back in the day, that's all fomo

>>57703320
>You won't see me making a whole ass thread saying "i told you!" like a kid.
But wiggling your dick in biz's lips after an epic win they tried to warn you against is the most satisfying shit ever...

>all these green ids itt
Mmmmh adding $UNI to my list just in case.

>>57703320
based

>>57703437
you can always trust my prediction because i'm always right

>>57703456
Kek

>>57702386

This. Congrats Uniswap bro! People who go into threads and bash useful projects eventually get rugged.

>>57703320
ordinals are pretty based desu

>>57703471
no dude dont jinx it for us all

>>57703437
this is gold advice right here, I just generally come here to know what NOT to do.

ALL IN EOS if you want to make money

>>57703673
as all this must be, be part of the circle

>>57703337
whats fomo?

>>57704220
fear of missing out noob

>>57703370
you just got lucky that unlike us here progressed trough hard work and smarts

>>57703476
make me a prediction then?! what abot me?

>>57704242
Sometimes its hard to know if someone is trolling or just being honest

>>57703320
There's an upcoming conference in my city specifically about inscriptions and rare sats hosted by an assortment of tech leaders and investment firms. You're going to win big

>>57702342
congrats then! but you are te biggest faggot for buying uniswap in the first place

>>57703471
it will drop dude, dont buy now

what is the reason of the pump?

>>57702342
congratulations, now run out and buy SUPER before all your money goes down the drain, what you achieved was due to a stroke of luck. don't feel special about it.

>>57706477
dont listen to this guy op, hes obviously jealous, buy some nvidia, follow the trend, get a bigger bag, remember, never is enough

>>57706477
Why every thread that I go to, there's a fucking poojet talking about this $SUPER shit, is this the future of 4chan? another trend that I'm missing out? I need answers NOW