/biz/ - Business & Finance

>More than 5,000 students attend Hamburger University each year and over 275,000 people have graduated with a degree in "Hamburgerology."
going to put that shit on my resume

>>57700270
lel

>>57700210
Isn't it for franchise owners?

>>57700210
it's an ivy league university

>>57700587
It's for mid and higher management IIRC.

Never been because I bought btc for 25k a pop and now I want to buy satoshisync when it's ready to enter the 7 fig club. If I lose it all I'll report back and tell you my experience there.

>>57700210
Dunno, I go to UoH (University of Hamburger).

>>57700587
>>57700739
imagine going to fucking "hamburger university". couldn't they just call it mcdonalds university or something better. i'd feel like a complete and utter failure coming in there

>>57700270
>>57700566
Sounds based actually, if anything you can get into some company as some sort of cook and network from there no?

>>57700210
Wellp, my father said having a degree couldnt be something bad

>>57702921
>he thinks he's getting into the 7fig club with alts
Anon, I...

>>57700587
you mean land owners.

>>57700210
Its funny, when americans dont know that Hamburgers are named after the city of Hamburg
They think "a burger" is the actual word

>>57700210
You come in, you learn how to cook burgers and how to buy spots of land for cheap and how to lowball people. That's the McDonalds biz in a nutshell isn't it? Sounds comfy and kinda useful to be perfectly honest.
>>57702921
Cute Misato-chan bro.

>>57703051
became a 6 fig chad staking and occasionally trading bnb and little else in about a year or so

>>57702921
>If I lose it all I'll report back and tell you my experience there.
We'll be waiting! Post a crying misato to know its you anon!

>>57700601
kek, i wonder how mutch does it cost.

>>57703079
If you don't know how to make hamburgers properly and you need education for it you are not a real American.

>>57702921
Drunk, whore and irresponsible, quite waifu material

>>57703079
sounds ok actually. some real state education here, some chef education there, probably accounting as well. wtf sounds better than your average college

>>57703194
$100k per semester plus tip

>>57703212
I actually have an education like that, same pensum and still here lurking /biz/

>>57703082
he did? there is hope!

>>57703043
in my uncle experience, cooking is way way underpayed, if you wanna make money in gastronomy you must own the restaurant.

>>57702921
>bragging about a 2x
newfags are cute

>>57704049
that's why most rest owners are business lords and no chefs

>>57703203
hey dont simp on my waifu

>>57703199
real food needs soul and love. what did you learn from sponjibobu

>>57700270
at that point just do onlyF

>>57703414
100k? really?? for that money I would even buy memecoins

>>57704052
2x > 0x any day

Do they teach you to make McDonalds burgers or any kind or burguer?

>>57703064
mericans be sad as fuck without realizin it

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>>57704052
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