/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57697416
there has been some real dedicated baking around here lately
and quite frankly it is extremely disgusting

What the FUCK

respect the jacket

Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm one-hundred-percent nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm two-hundred-percent nigga

>>57697447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjFRy8jQ_0U

>>57697447
>>57697444
nice digits, inspired to buy 10k of nvda tomorrow now

RIP GOOGL AI

https://www.foxbusiness.com/fox-news-tech/google-pause-gemini-image-generation-ai-refuses-show-images-white-people

>>57695172
>You want to talk about it, champ? That can be cathartic and help a fuckup become a learning experience.
Not much to talk about. I thought the momentum was changing, so I set some stop losses to take profits this week. Some of them got triggered, and now I'm missing out on gains. I sold over half of one of my holdings this week, and that was dumb. On top of that, everything else I do in my life is wrong. Like... everything... from tiny mistakes to unalterable life changing decisions... all wrong. I'm a fucking moron and a worthless piece of shit.

Wish more people did forex. I enjoy it, been learning and slowly starting to trade over the last 2-3 years.
Right now I have a long on CHFJPY, GBPJPY, and a short on USDJPY. Only $30 plus or minus

I fucking hate each and everyone of you.

>>57697416
its a bull market... you'd have to live it to believe it.

>>57697501
Even him?

>>57697501
aww me too

>>57697501
you talked me out of going ALLIN NVDA october 2022 so.. yeah.

>>57697512
Yes. I'm talking nigger tier hatred for everyone here.

>>57697501
wow that's the fakest shit I've seen in awhile lmao

>>57697501
Let’s hope she doesn’t medicate and kills herself

>>57697527
She could your ass so what is fake about it? Are you doubting her lived experience as a black woman?

>>57697416
>>57697495
I sold my TQQQ at $55...
Someone just kill me

>>57697501
>living with NIGGERS

>>57697534
did you just assume her gender?

>>57697534
>black
Um, sweaty, you must mean Black

>>57697501
before Reagan shut down the state institutions we use to put school shooter & people like her away.

>>57697521
I fucking hate niggers like you wouldn't believe

>>57697501
>I fucking hate each and everyone of you.
Jealousy and envy is not healthy, anon. You should consider lurking for another 5 years before posting, again.

>>57697443
Cheniere Energy posted a 38.5% fall in its full-year LNG revenue on Thursday

>>57697592
If civil commitment were still as easy as it was back then, 4/5 of /smg/ wouldn't be here. I figure something like 96% of this site's traffic would be gone.

People here call for riots, racewars etc.

The japanese actually should have that. Their fuckin BOJ does ultra loose policy and it doesn't do shit. They have debt double that of greece I think. They aren't consumer as americans. They have a different lifestyle, different workethic.

People here cry about the dollar becoming worthless (while it UNIVERSALLY became stronger vs the EUR, the Pound etc) and the Yen is actually the one which is getting slaughtered JUST for exports and travelers.

>Bought a bunch of LUNR this morning when it got cheap
>They successfully land on the moon
>Price spikes
Feels good man

>>57697443
They accidentally let slip that they do *not* use AI at their LNG terminals.

>>57697661
Based LUNR bro

>>57697447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_21Agi0t8I

>>57697652
It's boomers fucking over the people who have to run the place after them. It's like that in the west.

the reason Japan has low birth rates is because of boomer management who makes their employers sleep under desks, expects employees to wait for the boss to leave before they're able to do, and expects the employees to go drinking with the boomer boss.

Alos fuck you Mumu. I'm forced to hedge now for my own safety. I'm not going to get liquidated by you faggots in your shitty AI chip mania when >>57697600
this is what you get for 22 billion.

>>57697661
Should go and buy yourself a Bugatti at the nearest Carvana, king. You earned it.

>>57697501
Landlords call that a damage deposit and eviction

>>57697548
I did something similar

>>57697689
>when >>57697600 this is what you get for 22 billion.
anon, you realize this is the result of AI being intentionally sabotaged in the name of Talmudic values, right?

>>57697661
Kind of seems like a no brainer to buy LUNRW since the exercise price is $11.50. LUNR is sitting at $11.30 now

>>57697501
Love you too, fren.

>>57697600
>Netflix adaptation

>China Yield Curve Nears Inversion In Sign More Stimulus Needed - BBG

>NOOOOOOO, GIB MORE MONEY OR WE INVERSE

>>57697708
Even if it was. How are you going to stop it and get a talmudic free version? You gonna make your own AI? Like crypto is "bankfree" money, you are gonna do a "crypto-AI"?

>>57697737
>You gonna make your own AI?
If you can build a supercomputer with a fuckload of reliable memristor chips and know someone who can program one. It’s a possibility

>>57697752
Everything is pretty much possible, I know that, but are you also gonna open your own bank?

The chances are low you'd do it and the chances for success maybe aren't high or there is a lot of risk and the effort it takes will be high etc.

>>57697501
Insane strength to be able to punch and kick through solid oak wood.

>>57697780
That looks like particle board. It's stronger than cardboard, but weaker than wood. And most of it in that image is hollow.

>>57697737
>How are you going to stop it and get a talmudic free version?
https://gab.ai/

Wait, the reason the news didn't say germany was also in a recession (like the UK or Japan) is that one quarter was 0% after -0,4% and -0,3%. I remember it was in a recession in early 2023 but the 0% lifted the status. Last Q it was -0,1% again so today in 1 1/2 hours we'll know if DAX is at ATH with germany AGAIN being in a recession.

>>57697797
We'd need a market version of that

>>57697737
They cut long term rates while keeping short term rates high. Of course the yields would near inversion.

>>57697796
I'm pretty sure he was joking, anon.

>>57697703
Why did we do it? At least I didn't sell the rest of my stuff but goddamn. I've been holding since $27 and now I feel like I've thrown all my progress away.

if you sold nvda in a swing trade when it hit some arbitrary number you'd miss out on days like today. i have no idea why some people don't just hold shares long, especially young people in their 20s with all the time in the world to accumulate

Goodnight /smg/, sleep well. Even though I still hate a lot of you, some of you guys are on. A little advice for tomorrow, LUNR. Make of that what you will.

>>57697862
>Some of you guys are ok
Fixed

>>57697485
They're feeding fuel into the fire of conspiracy theories.

>>57697862
>tomorrow
>up 37% after hours
fuck off faggot. no one is buying your low volume, trash stock. Shill your shitty ticker somewhere else.

>>57697854
Having multiple accounts means you can have a long term position, while also taking advantage of momentum/trend trades up or down

I’m going to open an account with vanguard and invest in defense companies. I want to make sure we have enough artillery to wipe out every last Chang in 2027.

Selling LUNR puts @2.5 is literally free money.

>>57697893
Fine but don't act like I didn't shill you something good!

>>57697908

give me one reason not to go all in on PARA

>>57697921
looks slurpable

>>57697652
>People here cry about the dollar becoming worthless (while it UNIVERSALLY became stronger vs the EUR, the Pound etc) and the Yen is actually the one which is getting slaughtered JUST for exports and travelers.
the only reason USD still this strong is because it is used as reserve currency.
if any other country were to have debt as bad as US now, the country would've been defaulted already

what is this pattern called

>>57697948
"Learning a lesson"

>>57697921
In a world... with infinite entertainment possibilities, one company with negative profits and 16... no, 17 billion dollars in debt is about to go on the shakeout of a lifetime.
>Coming this spring Paramount Pictures presents... Paramount Pictures

>>57697948
The valley

>>57697948
>>57697972
Or the crack
>The bottom is in

I wish my AI slop was as good as the other guy's

>>57697964
their ip library is absurd and its stock has hit rock bottom. this is an easy way to triple money in a short time frame

>Nvidia

https://youtu.be/A4BUf9ZCgnA?si=mh5weLU9SQi83qfg

Why does it feel like the summer of 1929 right now with this weird ass stock market?

>>57697903
Sorry, best we can do is cut sub orders to 1/year and redirect artillery funding into ensuring F-35 training is given to more gay black women.

>>57697948
The Jpow pow

>>57698029

What did she mean by this?

>>57698042
>summer of '29

>>57698029
“high contrast oil painting, shaking”

>>57698089

>>57698066
>>57698089
Yeah, I think it's you lighting and contrast. I like the really sharp mottled brush look by that affect seems to work best on a closely cropped portrait

>>57698042
>>57698082
>summer of '69

oil and s and p continue to rise, respectively are at a resistance, bitcoin holds at the 0.65 Fib level. Inflation will rise. You have to act before the time has them.

>>57698100
“Shaking” affects the brush stroke density for whatever reason. Also maybe you should look up a special word for high contrast art. A certain word. And never post it here. Just a hint friend. With that you will have my full prompt.

>>57698072
she's probably going to write a song about it later. something about a boyfriend wahh waahhhhhh

We're going to get a failed NVIDIA general full of baggies like GME, aren't we?
>>57698118
Thanks

>>57698132
This but it will be a smug millionaires club.

>>57698132
the italian word is my secret sauce. do not let the coomers start using it. thanks buddy

>>57698082
Oh and when I look back now
That melt-up seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah I would have sold much sooner
Those were the worst days of my life

>lol id
>dubs
KeK

>>57698138
Were not stupid it's decoupage thank you very much

>>57698156
that's a fr*nch word

Reddit paid it's CEO 183 million dollars last year. What if the users decided to come to 4chan the way they went to Reddit from Digg?

>>57698082
When you having fuckin high school kids talking about investing stocks over at retail cashiering like Walmart or Home Depot, its time to RUN.

>>57698170
>went to reddit from Digg
>Digg
Don't know what Digg is, but who would have thought

There are no profitable AI companies. Nvidia is not an AI company.

>>57698190
NVDA creates a bunch of non-profitable companies to "sell" chips to.

>>57698184
Digg was once the front page of the internet if you could believe it. Mismanaged to irrelevance.

>Vietnam’s Dong Weakens to Lowest in 14 Months Versus Dollar

ruh roh raggy

>>57698197
https://www.gamedeveloper.com/game-platforms/nvidia-replaces-enron-on-s-p-500

>>57698182
I was in the Phillipines last week getting my asshole rimmed by a girl and I overheard one of her handlers in the next room over mutter "N V D A" between her obnoxious foreign babbling. Maybe I was just hearing things but it made me think I might be missing the exit signal wasting my time here while you faggots were exiting for all I knew. What if she was talking about it currently crashing? She was talking really quickly so I didn't know. That anxiety made it hard to cum bros.

>>57698190
Yesterday Reuters called them AI LEADER. And I asked about it here. Just for starting a discussion. I mean, how are they AI leader when they provide the hardware?

Also: NOT THE BEES

>Reuters
>@Reuters
>Greek beekeepers protested in front of their parliament, stacking empty beehives and demanding relief from rising costs and competition https://reut.rs/435bc3L

>>57698204
>Dong

>CRBPajeets won
haven't been on smg in a while, what was the reaction?

AI isn't dead. It's basically the future. Digitalising everything is a dope idea and the fact that you're unable to recognise how revolutionary it is will prevent you from opening the next million dollar company. Mark my words. The hate AI gets from reddit is absolutely insane. It will basically lead to digitisation of assets and that's a huge thing.

>>57698240
>Digitalising everything
What has that to do with AI?

How can you not see what's coming?

>>57698254
Commercial real estate are worthless bags nobody cares about them except shitty small banks

>>57698240
You're using buzzwords that don't even go together. I unironically build AI models for my job and I can tell you that all of these AI companies are losing massive amounts of money. Nvidia is not an AI company.

>>57698245
Your current job will be digitalised so you can focus on your new career involving kneepads.
>>57698254
Line go up is good?

>>57698268
Market price don't lie, chud.

>>57698170
to 4chan? not happening. redditors need upvotes, downvotes, karma, and the ability to create fiefdoms. might see something like lemmy get more popular, but there's already drama surrounding that. also even without redditors shitting everything up (or at least not trying to assimilate) 4chan has its own issues.

>>57698254
If commercial real estate craps out does that necessarily affect undeveloped land in rural areas? If we have a national nuclear meltdown that kicks off all my stop orders and blows the price of my country retreat down that would be a win-win for me.

>>57698269
I have a house in a sunny country. From the balcony you have a wonderful view. To the east over the sea. You see the sun rise. The sun sets "behind the house" over a hill. To the right (south) you have a large mountain ridge that goes for kilometres. Olive trees, cypresses, great nature.

The village has about 100 inhabitants and is on a mountain, about 400metres, so a flood will unlikely reach me. Practically INNAWOODS DREAM, cause nobody will annoy you, but you aren't really innawoods as by car you are in 10 mins at a beach and 15 mins at a super market etc.
This is my last resort if everything fails.

I will not wear kneepads.

>>57698284
R E F L E X I V I T Y
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L
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X
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You're in a bubble.

>>57698268
I'll be honest I just want the bubble to pop asap so I can replace my graphics card with something affordable this decade.

This hype train has been absolutely obnoxious for pc gamers. I've used stable diffusion to generate thousands of images but still. Enough is enough. Especially since we're already seeing outputs get worse (Talmud shit on subscription cuck models, culling "stolen" art from SDXL 1.0 making it a decisively shittier model than the by this point ancient SD 1.5)

It's genuinely over for ai. I just want to get a x70 card for sub-$400.

>>57698302
Wait. I just yesterday read a NEW article questioning if Gemini is "too woke" and explains why this happens.

As "a couple in germany 1820" there are interracial couples, black asian etc in germany.
But a "german couple" would "produce" white people.

Why is here the king black when it is "british king" and not "a king in britain"? lol

>>57698293
>You're in a bubble.
>>57698302
Saved.

>>57698302
https://www.br.de/nachrichten/netzwelt/debatte-um-google-gemini-wie-woke-ist-die-ki,U4usGOV

That's the article with some kind of bullshit explanation, saying somthing about Gemini changing the prompt itself or something. You can probably translate it easily thanks to AI.

>>57698320
Idk man I just saved it off a Columbian coffee forum

>>57698327
Lmao in an attempt to be nonracist they are racist, especially the top ones.

>>57698327
>chained scholars
LMAO, hats off to whoever thought of this

>>57698331
>german man
>jap woman (possible)
>native man (possible, could have wanted revenge against weimerica
>mystery meat (possible)
seems good to me

As long as the Bitcoin ponzi still goes up i would not worry about any bubbles in the stock market.
NVDA will reach 5k eoy and you will keep seething like the powerless cucks you are.

>>57698331
haha yeah, the article >>57698324
is talking about asian SS Wehrmacht soldiers etc, lol

>>57698344
That's too much cheekbone for japanese. It is rather chinese.
And native person is a woman I think, but hard to tell here.

>>57698332
Yeah the beast is Injuring itself in confusion. It's amusing and great to see but still, I wish I could put into words the searing heat in my chest when I think about how jews are currently allowed to breathe the same air as me. I wish I could actualize every fantasy they made up about the camps. The freezers, the gas chambers, the cock milking machines, the shotgun bending glory holes, the exploding rollercoasters, all of it.

>>57698371
>historical inaccuracy
They haven't been on /pol and seen people post blacks and japanese etc in SS-garnment.

The rollercoaster thing is from a guy who lied about being in the camps at all I think. The guy wasn't even jewish I think, but I'm not sure anymore.

I'm just trying to google for it and this came up...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

>>57698371
>cock milking machines
To prove I'm not antisemitic, I sign up to take this burden for the kike- er, chooish people.

>>57698320
My guess is it started with Google attempting to be sneaky on the back end and produce results with a variety of races from all prompts related to depictions of people. However, over the course of development their devs jammed in more and more of this stuff, probably at the behest of corporate, until they broke it. I guarantee you someone at google who worked on this project said hey wait we can't go live with this it's a joke and people will notice immediately. This person was shut down or ignored, they released it and here we have THIS SHIT. Which is very amusing and makes google like very stupid. In one of the /pol/ threads from yesterday, an anon prompted it to make images of men smiling and eating fried chicken. In response to this prompt it gave all white men. Meaning it has direction not to depict black men in that scenario but can be easily broken with prompts it wants to inject black men in to such as your greek philosophers and british kings and professors and such.

>>57698353
>you will keep seething like the powerless cucks you are
Challenge accepted. To quote teenage hacker Angelina Jolie, "mess with the best, die like the rest."

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>57698394
>WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
Succinct description of the toilet that is the stock market.

All it takes to crash this bitch is one itsy-bitsy little op-ed article lmao.

>>57698393
Ye the article says they added something, to give the KI a "character" and to prevent harmful content. If they'd let it "run rampant/free" it would create stereotypical depictions as back in summer 2023 with when Buzzfeed did 195 national Barbie depictions. German barbie in military uniform etc.

>>57698401
historically, it's always been the opposite. Stock market always goes up eventually and the money is syphoned from bears and from impatient people towards those who are long and patient.

>>57698429
which is why it is not a market but a bank account/pension fund.

>>57698422
Anyone who can be harmed by a fucking image deserves it

>>57698450
We had a discussion weeks ago about Taylor Swift's AI Nudes. Maybe she doesn't feel harmed. But it might be harmful financially. And that isn't even in her might then, it's about how others perceive the image. So this could be harmful content to a person not based on emotions of the depicted.

>>57698459
Celebrities aren't people if their finances depend on how they're perceived i laugh at their struggles kill all celebrities millionaires billionaires niggers and kikes Heil Hitler

>>57698302
I don't get it honestly why is NVDA doing so well now with AI when they couldn't make enough graphics cards for gaming and crypto 3 years ago?

>>57698459
AI is bringing an end to the era of video or photo evidence being meaningful in any context socially or legally which is a really cool reversion to the mean before such disruptive technologies as cameras existed and is genuinely exciting. Before that point is reached fully though and people still believe things are real yeah it will sting people like Taylor Swift but eventually the mentality will be so ubiquitous recording somebody cheating on their wife then showing it to them will be dismissed as nothing more than word of mouth since it could be fake.

>>57698477
Look at 2020-2021 green energy.
>Nel
>Plug Power
>Orsted

>>57698477
Because they were lying to keep profits high.

>>57698487
>video or photo evidence being meaningful in any context socially or legally
That's bad.

>>57698513
Why? I wish I had been born before cameras existed. Imagine the sheer amount of shit people got away with then compared to now. It'd be a lot more fun.

gn to the smartest general on a Peruvian Flute forum

>EU yesterday pump DAX 180 points in 30 mins
>EU today dump dax 30 points and be stuck for 10 minutes
lol

I have come to the conclusion that this general has become fucking useless and only consists of 'line go up bros' cheering on their bags like fucking racing horses, unknowing and uncaring for the underlying structural forces which they are at the mercy.
We used to be able to get some good macroeconomical discussions going, but now nobody either gives a shit or they are too married to their positions to even consider a counterargument. The little discussion that we get is generally surrounding some basic bitch conjecture on how company X is better at AI than company Y.
Fuck you all, you're all gay.

>>57698569
Wrong time to say that, most are sleeping as it is overwhelmingly burgers who are like this. The question is, are they a product of their market, or is the market a product of them?

>>57698569
Hey now, racing horses are great!

>>57698569
stfu bobonigger
im so sick of your kind trying to feel smug you retarded bearfaggot
this general is useless for different reasons

>>57698569
i'm just here to post anime girls

>>57698569
>mention some macro shit
>"Uhhh priced in sweetie"
>"anyway Nvidia $2000 when?"
It's all so tiresome isn't it

>>57698580
>>57698582
Two cute girls in two cute poses posted just seconds apart. Coincidence? Or just our chat bots running the same algorithm? You decide.

>>57698569
Its simple, i buy and stocks go up.
If they turn down, i sell.
I dont care about TA mumbo jumbo or nerdy investigations into stupid companys. But muh MaCroEconomi.... shut the fuck up you retard.

Now type that without crying

>>57698569
>We used to be able to get some good macroeconomical discussions going
What are your thoughts on the macroeconomic situation?

>>57697556
She is probably renting too.
I pity the fool who rents to niggers.

>>57698665
default, dedollarization, destruction

>Europe’s new battle is achieving economic growth as inflation has been defeated, according to French Finance Minister Le Maire

>Finance minister

>>57698569
we are in the euphoria stage of the market anon, serious discussion will not be present until after the pinkjaks arrive.

>>57698569
we are in the euphoria stage of the market anon, serious discussion will not be present until after the pinkjaks arrive.

Yields...

>>57698697
They won't cut until June or July at the earliest.

>>57698690
Don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely feeling euphoric.

I bought bitcoin two days ago. did I just fucking bought the top?

>>57698716
> Bitcoin has no top because fiats have no bottom

Is there a reason to buy reits when funds like schd and jepi exist.

>>57698679
>Europe’s new battle is achieving economic growth
That's not really a new battle, is it? IIRC, Europe's economic growth has been weak for the past 20 years.

Lmao, europe´s real battle is surviving itself.

>>57698569
Euphoric clown-market. People think they are going to be rich buy buying into a company with a 2 TRILLION usd market cap. Lol.

>NVDA opens over 800

and wallah just like that nvda will never be below 800 ever again

>>57698789
>>57698791
It's literally over for bears.

>>57698569
sounds like you don't have enough Nvidia $1000 calls

>>57698755
Id be nervous about something like jepi in the long run if I wasn't parking an amount of money I can comfortably live on only 4% of since its yield keeps going down seemingly. Covered call strategy hasn't shown to be very effective at producing stable high yields and they suck for taxes.

Schd is good because you can pretty well trust your divvy will outpace inflation in the long run so it's safe and durable, but low yield relative to reits or jepi means you need a much larger principal to enjoy the benefits or a much lower standard of living compared to jepi or a reit. Although it's the most tax advantaged option.

Reits have single sector risk attached to them and have been known to form large and long dips. But much more proven track record than funds of jepis style.

Pick your poison.

Say my name Bobo and Ran!

Is it safe

>>57698197
Sure, but if those AI companies go bankrupt, Nvidia still keeps the money, probably get to sell their cards to the next in line too.

Welcome to the USSA, where the government shuts down journalists for publishing stories they don't like.

I BOUGTH THE DAX TOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (as a hedge, but still, fuck off Allianz and Telekom, both beating and still dropping, assholes)

Well, dig
I'm goin' way down south
Way down to Mexico way
Alright
I'm goin' way down south
Way down where I can be free
Ain't no one gonna find me
Ain't no hangman gonna
He ain't gonna put a rope around me
You better believe right now
I gotta go now

how many of you niggers dumped nvdia after it started dipping few days ago?

NVDA sells shovels, AI companies are digging for gold. When the gold rush ends and the gold dries up, you can still sell shovels, there’s always something new to dig for. This is illustrated by when they pivoted from capitalizing on crypto mining into making bags off AI speculation. If AI ends up being a nothingburger there will be some new tech tranny hype thing that requires huge amounts of computing power and they’ll pivot to that. Everyone always needs shovels.

>>57698827
You cannot expect me to have sympathy for journalists after the 4 year long continuous malicious dishonest and unapolagetic smear campaign that was 2016-2020. They all belong rotating on sticks over charcoal. Don't care how that compares to censorship in Slavic shit holes. Fuck journos.

Another comf day

>>57698827
Everyone knows that the US is pretty much a comunist dictatorship.
>ID's for voting? FUCK NO THINK OF THE STUPID PEOPLE WHO CANT GET ONE

I know this must have been asked a billion times by now, but what's the best competitor poised to dethrone NVIDIA?

>>57698867
Soxl

>>57698867
At this point, I can only think about some Ayylmao company from Andromeda or something

>>57698867
No one. There is literally nobody even close.

>>57698867
amd and intel haha :^)

>>57698867
Even if AMD was able to knock off NVDA, the two move hand in hand now NVDA would still moon if AMD had a huge breakthrough in R&D cause it would benefit the whole industry.

Im going to sell my nvidia calls today and buy shares.

>Cellular shit were down for a long time

>Pharmacies attacked with cyber shit

How do I profit from the cyber pandemic?

>>57698894
God I would love a bbw version of that pic but she's as fat as this; https://twitter.com/PuntThePoodle/status/1569817950835572744

>>57698569
I'm sorry Bobo but you lost. We spent 2 years talking about the big fucking crash, the huge recession that never came. I kept hearing, this is the top, two more weeks, student loan repayments..., consumers are out of savings... oil is going up again, inflation has never come down without rates above the inflation rate, union strikes are the signal, train strikes means its over, diesel being expensive means its over, eggs are too expensive(now eggs are cheap and no one talks about it), they're not doing QT, now that they're doing QT it'll destroy the market, rate hikes will destroy the market, inflation is sticky and cant come down without a recession(we went from 9% CPI to 3%)

We had our macro discussions, weren't you there? It's all I've been hearing about for two years. After navigating this insane period of time, we seem to be closer to the end than the beginning....and you're upset people are happy stocks are going up? They've been going down and or sideways for 3 years. I get it, Nvidia is expensive, whoopdefuckingdo, the stock market minus the Mag 7 is trading at 15, which is perfectly average. Apple and the others are expensive but they've shown to be deserving of higher multiples because they are better businesses.

Anyway, I'm making money so hell to bobo !

>>57698867
All competitors have melted into one mind. There is no compromise. Obey and assimilate and there will an end to the horror.

>>57698569
You sound like a bitch

SHUT UP BITCH

female natural gas

>>57698969
is my favourite Bottom

>>57699001
>China ETF up 10%
Based Xi!

>>57697416
I just failed my driving exam for the 3rd time today -_-
I appealed asking for a review of the footage, apparently i drove without leaving enough space for the car behing me, but i think it was plenty

>>57699066
Get lessons from an instructor. I did and it helped a ton. Getting taught by your dad can teach you really bad habits. Eventually safe legal effective driving will be second nature to you. You gotta just keep driving

>>57697521
Nigger behaviour, glad im in EU

>ECB’s Schnabel: Euro Zone Economy Is Bottoming Out

New cope just dropped

What do we do now without Bobo?

>>57699001
imagine the fucking smell....

Dear burgher bros, could you please make my country the 51th state and abolish both social democracy, socialism and any variation of marxism? Or at the very least allow us the same status of Puerto Rico? Kindly, fuck the EU, fuck France, fuck Germany and fuck everyone else.

>>57699087
Bobos were just early, not wrong. Bears will eat soon, very soon.

>>57699066
>i drove without leaving enough space for the car behing me
what? isnt that the responsibility of the driver of the other car? how is it your fault that some nigger was on your dick the entire time?

>there's a nvidia general now

>>57699093
You only have yourself to blame for your inaptitude, 5th columnist bearcuck.
t. 330K€ networth

>>57699160
unlike GME i don't think you can squeeze NVDA because of the shares and options outstanding but we'll see

>>57699160
>Getting a general
Usually a bearish signal, let's see how it plays out this time

>>57699185
What about things like BBBY which have generals but by definition can't be considered a bear signal because they aren't even listed anymore kek

>>57698577
>stfu bobonigger
>>57698943
>I'm sorry Bobo but you lost.

Exhibit A why this general is turning into a facebook comment section-tier cesspool of retardation, you shadowboxing midwits. I flip long and short, and I'm neon green overall. Unlike you faggots I'm not perma-anything. The fact that your kneejerk reaction was to assume I'm a bear for the sole reason that it would hurt your bet makes me hope that you lose it all soon enough - because you will, since you seem to be unable to go short. Just like a stroke victim unable to turn left, or right.

RIP big boss prigo https://youtu.be/lGf2b1H91JA?si=6e5OCR_r2EB4qG00

I'm gonna take a gamble and make some puts and shorts over Nvidia. All of this pumping is way too good to be true.

>>57699092
swamp ass. Its not that great.

>Dutch central bank losses jump 660% as interest-rate hikes hit its balance sheet

>>57699216
kek what does that mean for the USA?

>>57699205
Rather than going short I like to go long on everything but stop buying things I believe are overvalued and instead direct my income towards more promising valuations. How do you rate that strategy?

>>57699205
i dont need to go short, i dont need to market time, i expose my capital to the market and i accept the risk and get the return. there is a lot of data that shows your strategy doesnt really work long term, im okay mr wolf of wall street. if the market goes down i will simply continue to dollar cost average at cheaper prices. ive been hearing for 3 years about these amazing traders in /smg/ who are flexible and can go short or long. the data overwhelmingly shows these people under-perform long term. in addition, there's tons of anger that the market has gone up for a 16 months. if people are so flexible, why are they upset, why cant they go long, why did they not predict the last year of market action? why did /smg/ become so slow in October of 2022? Because they shorted the bottom. They lost money.

>im not perma-anything
you are a perma market timer. which in reality means you are a perma i have better knowledge about asset prices than most other market participants. perma-chaser, perma-emotional. you, not i, will lose all their money. seek bogle

>>57699120
He was in the main road so to say, i was the one merging into it. But i had like at least 10 meters of space. But the instructor said if he need to break even a little then apparently im at fault and failed exam

July 2021 I wanted to long Cocoa. It pumped, but I didn't long.
July 2022 I also wanted to long cocoa, but I feared it might dump on demand/recession.
I even shorted it in november 2022 and lost 800€. Good thing I closed my short cause it was at 2065 (although it was fuckin annoying cause I got stopped out cause the price went over my barrier for 2 minutes then dumped and almost went ALL the way back to my short, so practically lost for the lolz). Now it is at 5190

>>57699258
This is what more than a decade of QE does to a mumu. He's never seen a real market crash, just dips which corrected themselves in the span of less than a year. He'll be singing a different tune if the market crashes 50% and then crabs for two decades.

>>57699280
And longing it wouldn't even have cost me money in overnight fees. The whole time, the whole 1 1/2 years longing granted you interest because of contract situation.

>>57699165
ah shut the fuck up you son of a whore

>>57699285
If it crashes 50% it will almost immediately shoot back up to 90% before the real crab party begins

>>57699285
zoom out my little schizo, the stock market has gone up for 100 years without QE, or low rates, despite wars, despite Washington, despite inflation, despite bears predicting 20 of the last 3 recessions. the main driver of stock market prices is earnings multiplied by what people pay for them. you dont know that because youre a newbie day trader with minimal experience in financial markets. i correctly identified you as a doomer bear, because you are, i love how you are suddenly sperging about da big crash. i dont need to do anything, the market has probably heemed you already

>>57699303
>
That's also true. Markets seem to never crab at the lows. People are just waiting to buy in low in the hopes retards will buy after them. It's an everrepeating game.

finally Nvidia $800, time to buy more

>>57699338

>>57699320
Imagine the thin ice of reality barely holding up your manic delusions collapsing like a house of cards, only for you to be swallow up by the beast of the inevitable lurking right below.

>>57699376
He is right that the market tends to go up but a lost 10-15 years is not out of the question as it has precedence. That's why I like to hedge my portfolio well and not go all in on s&p.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUDDY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUTURES SIR???

I hope you all get heemed.

>>57699419

>>57697854
I'm trying to build capital to buy a house. It feels like I have no time to waste because of inflation and the real estate market. I feel like I'm making more and more money but my goals are further out of my reach everyday.

My work annuity fee structure changed a bit ago. Charging me almost 100$ a month in fixed fees and "Fund expenses" absolutely wild on 73k

>>57699419
cope

>>57699452
>work annuity
you never had a chance anon. annuities are trash especially when work forces you into one. bet there is a cancelling fee too should you ever try to leave it for a regular roth when you start a new job.

>Struggling at the $800 mark

It's Nvidiover

Nvda

>>57699160
Damnit, top is near I guess. We holding till 1k?

>>57699499
I have my own Roth and a pension as well. It doesn't seem that bad just an account I buy Vfiax in that the company puts about 700$ a month into. Only problem was the fees were strictly 20$ a year now idk what the fuck is happening

>>57699515
>idk what the fuck is happening
annuity happened. theyre fee mills for managers.

>>57699512
Slow short squezze for about a month then massive dump.

>Cocoa isn't stopping, just added another 100pounds lol

>>57697443
In such cases it's almost always because future revenues will crash

>>57699541
Who?

>>57699505
It's funny that history can repeat itself to the T just 20 years later

Nothing ever changes

>>57698941
>How do I profit from the cyber pandemic?
CSP, check it out

>>57699598
Cocoa beans?

>>57698943
Best post ITT, Bobo BTFO

>>57699600
it's not even remotely similar bud

>>57699637
it's literally the exact same shit brainlet
company at the forefront of infrastructure of a new world changing technology growing at an insanely fast pace and getting valued into the stratosphere because people are fooled into thinking parabolic growth can continue forever (it can't)

>>57699541
>Cocoa isn't stopping
Here's the thing alright, cocoa might be up 78% since october, but the thing is that cocoa has a mild stimulatory effect on the central nervous system. Do you know who benefits from that stimuli? Programmers..

What do programmers do? They code. What do they code? AI.
#notAbubble #DiamondHands

>>57698665
Blame the gold and silver fags. Everything related to economics is astroturfed or created by PMG fags to steer the conversation to PMs

NVDA will never be above 800 again.

>>57699654
I also eat cocoa, 90% chocolate bars. Actually too much, probably poisoning myself with Cadmium

>>57699650
It's definitely the same. The only question is how high can it go? I don't think nvda is done yet, the AI bubble is still building.

Just came here to remind you all that I shilled LUNR several months ago on he reddit bump it would get for this landing. 2.11->12.00
>t. steven Cohen poster

CVNA

>>57699541
Why's it keep going apeshit?

>>57699712
>LUNR
I kneel. I will listen next time.

CARVANA
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>>57699730
Did you get calls? I didn’t notice they were reporting AAAAAA

>>57699712
So how exactly does this company make money again?

>>57699718
Some cocoa specific diseases I think, killing the plants and pods. Ghana as the second largest producer having huge problems. Haven't really read about it, only headlines, cause I don't want to meddle with that now.

Very likely the effect of El Nino after several El Ninas, causign heavier rain, thus floods in westafrica (I think) and increasing the chance of such outbreaks.

>>57699705
>The only question is how high can it go?
1k seems certain now. after that idk. i think they said 1300 is where its 3 trillion mcap and is like number 1.
>>57699741
this. i want to know what they actually selling. i know they get a contract payout from nasa but outside of that what is it?

>>57699737
I bought 5 shares

>>57699741
Government gibs pretty much

>wake up
>long cacoa
it's free money

>>57699802
There's only one long to consider.
GOLD and SILVER

>>57699705
Everyone is rotating into LUNR sars. Do the needful.

>>57699802
>plebbit “humor”
Ya gotta go back

>>57699802
I don't touch commodities - easy way to get shrekt

Let’s see what Friday has in store for us OIL barons

>>57697485
It's so strange. These companies effectively have a monopoly on people's minds similar to what happened with early smartphones. AND THEY'RE JUST GIVING IT UP FOR NIGGERS.

They deserve to go bankrupt.

>>57699834
No you

>>57699741
Government contracts.
It's being set up as a neo-Lockheed, but instead of being a retirement plan for officers from the military, its for NASA oldfags.
I would doubt it, but back in the day I learned my lesson betting against Orbital Sciences (awful company) and betting against insider contacts when it comes to government gibs.

>>57699915
You forgot the 1 in front of that 3

Fuck investing fuck sisters and fuck smg

>>57699987
buy nvidia for a greener future

>>57699987

>>57698665
audible kek

>>57699987
Just buy tech you idiot.
Im up 20% ytd with this simple trick

>>57700115
You're being paid a risk premium.

>>57700136
Aren't growth stocks the exact opposite of a risk premium?

brehs, I had a dream wherw the market opened in red
is gonna be ok, r-right?

>>57700144
dats right, they're actual a flight to safety, the new consumer staples in troubling times

>>57698665
How are your Aqua Bounty, Silver Gay and Oil to Trash Trashman positions? Mutant fish doing well?

anal sex with hot women

>>57700166
based and anal sex with hot women pilled

It will be down today

>INTC up premarket
THIS IS IT BOYS

>>57700180
kek intcel baggies

>nvda 800 premarket
Todays a bigly green day.

>>57700166
Something Something a clean glass of water

>>57700189

>OIL
We're going to fucking $50 per bbl aren't we?

>>57700189
I generated a perfect AI wife last night and I need this tech to increase faster. It needs to go higher! I will make NVDA and all chips go higher! I won't rest until she is real!

>>57700198
>>57700204
unironically nvidia will power the first gen of robot waifus.

>>57700204
Just wait until we get good male to female voice changers

>>57700204
ai made me this

>>57700204
>I won't rest until she is real!

>>57700204
have sex

sorry kiddos
i only leverage trade OJ futures

>>57700224
No.

>>57700200

>>57700231
OJ is a bubble.

>>57700231
>its real
wtf? is everything just pumping across the board? are we ever coming down from here?

>>57700247
I thought about shorting it in early 2023. But I didn't cause I wanted to see how much the US crops impact the market. The reports indicated that there wouldn't be a global shortage, actually more than enough oranges in Brazil etc.

It appears like the price really only depends of the US crops.

>>57700247
>>57700253

my friend who works at the CME's OTC desk said it went up because ppl (especially in developin countries) believed it can help prevent COVID infection
not even kidding

>>57700253
Bad weather conditions over the past years have sent some commodities soaring.

>>57700231
im not gay enough to consoom oj unironically

>>57700268
>>57700268
>>57700268
>>57700268

>>57700261
>people take vitamin C to prevent getting sick and somehow that's weird to say or even think
Any chance your friend at the CME is still long on pfizer?

>>57700224
>have sex

>>57699258
What funds or indices are you into? Most of my shit is in XEQT (on the TSX) because i want to have some international exposure. I've made nice gains since last Nov but oc that's too small a time span to consider long term.

>>57699075
>avoid niggers
>eu
What did he mean by this?

>>57702453
I mean in the US theres >40 million niggers, thats like 14% of the population, in EU theres like 2% if even that