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How do I profit off of being unemployed, homeless, friendless, family-less, in massive debt, having a ruinous gambling addiction, being chronically mentally ill without access to my medication, and without any kind of hope or ability or will or opportunity to improve my financial situation whatsoever?

Which dog coin is best for me?

>> No.57690160

>>57690135

………LINU (unironically)

>> No.57690225

>>57690135
How do people’s lives actually get this fucked up? I swear it’s lefty propaganda slowly seeping in and people self sabotage to put themselves in the worst possible situation. Congrats you won the oppression Olympics and your reward is your current life

>> No.57690263

>>57690225
All it takes is having bad or no parents and you’re screwed until your 30s at least and that’s assuming you grind out your whole 20s

>> No.57690283

I'm actually pretty happy I spend my days reading books and getting high and banging broads while globe-trotting across the universe

>> No.57690382

>>57690135
I'll help you out, OP. Dogs are last year. Cats memecoins like Mochi will be the next hype wave to get developers onto coinbases base chain. Also AVI aviator. DYOR. This is a memecoin with actual utility as a bridge to coinbases base Chain and is currently being audited by Hacken. Great team/tokenomics. Currently under 10m mc and can easily go to 500m or 1b, maybe even 10-40b.

>> No.57690404

>>57690225
if you are family-less you are already half-way in

>> No.57690597

>>57690135
how are you even posting

>> No.57690621
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57690621

Anything you can find on Rango, if not there, not worth it faggot, cope and sneed

>> No.57691030
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57691030

>>57690135
LINU is too far gone for you if you don't have a bag already.

It's not too late to get $LUCKY and score. The train hasn't even left the station yet.

>> No.57691454

>>57690135
Shit's hitting the fan if you're asking this kek

>> No.57691458

>>57690621
I don't like your tone... Of skin

>> No.57691475
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57691475

>>57691458
Brown bros... Our response?

>> No.57691531

>>57690135
Zelensky the Jew is letting you join the Defense Force and get Ukie Citizenship. For a piece of human garbage like you, it’s a match made in heaven. Have fun getting shredded by some FPV Dive-bomber Drones!!!

>> No.57693096
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57693096

Gamble harder. $SUPER just incorporated Altura and it looks p fun which means liq pours in. Expecting a healthy pump out of that. Also you should pass on linu and baby spyro etc those two rugged. Pic related.

>> No.57693129

>>57691030
Linu rugpulled and people cannot understand it.

>> No.57693246
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57693246

>>57693096
total jeetcoin death

>> No.57694029

>>57690135
Get yourself one of those persons that LOVE useless men that depend on them.

>> No.57695484
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57695484

>>57690135
With a profile as qualified as yours, I only see 3 possible options:
become a janitor in a school
start farming for money in wow, tibia or blocklords.
steal in supermarkets to survive

>> No.57695852
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57695852

>>57695484
i've been in the wow wage for a long time, would recomend it to anyone wanting to farm some money in vidya, need to try blocklords tho, i heard is on epic so most be legit

>> No.57695885

>>57695852
a vydya nerd recommending to a mentally ill fag to be a janitor in a school, wtf anon didnt you read the fucking thread?

>>57695852
look another vidya fag dickriding the worst possible advice