/biz/ - Business & Finance

It only takes 100 billion dollars to send CVNA to 500 a share

NVDA has topped

P/E stock ratio reaches another high outside of the Lehman and Corona crashes

https://www.multpl.com/s-p-500-pe-ratio

NVDA is still unironically undervalued

I bought ~$150 worth of etfs today
Same as yesterday
Same as every weekday this year

>>57694077
NVDA will be undervalued at $1000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-qwhozfYeQ
LUNR 50$ tomorrow...

So this gay ass clown market is literally pumping in anticipation of Donald's Victory over Joseph Robinette? Gay
Buy the rumor sell the jews

What do I buy tomorrow? I have $30-40k cash to buy something, kinda want to buy some QQQ and SSO

>>57694063
Whats this pattern called?

>>57694037
>still using the worst taker iteration
American badass was lame as fuck and one of the worst returns. I stopped watching wrasslin’ when I saw this.ndowngrade from the lord of darkness taker.

>>57694037
I made love to a woman who turned out to be a man. That man is now my wife. We have 7 children together.

>>57694108
New paradigm

>>57694100
no, it's pumping thanks to Joe "The Cunnysseur" Biden

>>57694066
I could be worth 10T and you niggers would still be saying undervalued.

>>57694100
its pumping because there are no jobs that are worth working anymore and if the market falls we all have to go work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart

>>57694108
we have a long way to go too

>>57694108
New Paradigm.

>>57694125
NVIDIA is worth more than the entire economy of Italy. kek

Is /smg/ still /pol/ or is /smg/ now /g/?

>>57694055
The PE/G ratio is still below 1. Neener.

>>57694143
NVDA is more valuable to the world then the entire country of Italy and most of Europe to be honest. Our ancestors left for a reason.

>>57694153
we're /a/ now

>>57694143
That one's fair.

What are your guys’ experiences with calendar spreads?

>>57694153
No we're /vt/ the most influential board on the internet.

>>57694066
Silver is undervalued but that doesn't affect the price

>>57694143
thats a stupid comparison though
its like comparing revenue to market cap
Nvidia revenue is 60 billion, nothing close to Italys economy

>>57694125
nvidia will power the nanochips in the nanobots that will turn the entire earth into more of itself and subsume our consciousness into a networked sea of humanity which will control the nanobots like a god and then the nanobots will reach out and eat every planet in the solar system then the sun and then the galaxy then the entire universe and then all that mass will form around supermassive black holes like dyson spheres powered by harvesting their gravitational tides and we will live in a society like Agartha where everything is made of nanobots and we don't even think about it the same way it is now with molecules there will be no such thing as war or disease or death only infinite energy and prosperity and struggle is a personal choice people will elect for to give their lives meaning or not it doesn't matter because nvidia will turn all of existence into a heaven made only for humans to live in

so yes at 10t they are very very undervalued

nvda? smci? no thanks, ill take my steady and reliable divvies

>>57694194
You've convinced me. Selling my entire Nvidia stack tomorrow and buying VOO.

I really wish I had a cute bbw broker wife with a fat wide muffintop belly and soft feet that would sit beside me while I trade stocks throughout the day

>>57694194
If that were the case, then there would be no need for money, so your investment would be worthless.

Lol, lmao.

>>57694194
This is more or less what life already is, you currently live in a simulation you chose to inhabit temporarily for entertainment because the “real” plane of existence is so perfect it’s boring. Like immersing yourself in a scary movie or a battle shounen

Thoughts on WCN? I’m thinking of going long but it looks overvalued?

>>57694202
>He doesn't understand dividends

I'm so fucking pissed off that SPY is $507.
SPY should be $420 with this Biden bullshit.

>>57694202
Right on brother my SCHD was up .67% today. Just sit back relax buy weekly and accumulate payoff at retirement

>>57694216
Thank goodness.

>>57694183
>34 walmarts

NVIDIA will change name this year. Calling it.

Any other SIGA niggas with March calls? These next 2 weeks should be interesting. Big earnings report inc

>>57694222
>trips of truth
maybe so...

>>57694235
wait until you Drumpfcucks are screeching about how the SPY is 1000 during Biden's 2nd term

>>57694242
what does that mean?

>>57694235
Or maybe you believe what you want and not the months and months of repeated amazing economic data.

>>57694202
>~10% annual return on 110k
>-2,343.78 total returns
> NVDA up 16.40% in a day

Imagine thinking "reliable" shit divvies of $900 beats making $16k in a day.

Are we gonna have a huge market crash in March or nah? Nvidia is literally holding the entire market up on its shoulders, and if Atlas were to shrug...

Laugh at me, I invested (threwaway) 20k (now 4k) into GME.
If I had thrown that into nvidia I would have made 400k.

>>57694255
2nd term? Biden isn't even going to make it to the election. He will be removed via 25th amendment

>>57694194
Um... so... okay. Does that mean I can conjure nano-slave Leia into existence and have a meaningful relationship with her?

>>57694156
>PE/G

>>57694267
i fucking hate covered call divvies (reits and mlps too) because they're taxed like income. I only have qualified dividends in my portfolio. Sucks to have to pay for the gains yearly but at least they are taxed the same as realized long gains.

>>57694289
Source?

ARM up 4% not bad.

>>57694275

>>57694295
Probably Ben Shapiro or some other zionist kike.

>>57694295
The US constitution

>>57694292
What's going on is Nvidia's insane gains are not quite keeping pace with its even more insane earnings. Meaning it's undervalued. Maybe.

>>57694275
You just need to go back to that general and fuck off. Laughing at you retards, including bbby retards, is getting boring.
Either fuck off to your general or, even better, back to plebbit.

China doesn't have AI. Nvidia is worth more than China

>>57694275
do you have a humiliation fetish or something? cuck

>watch overall market movements, news, tech stocks
>watch graphs
>use high iq pattern recognition brain
>buy soxs/soxl during extended trading (pre-market) hours
>set sell limit to 2-3% higher than pre-market price
>automatically sells 30-60 minutes after open
>???
>profit

>>57694303
Doesn't matter anymore, this is 2024 not 1776

>>57694275
Take out a loan and buy more

>>57694250
Monkeepoz turned out to be a big nothingburger. What else is SIGA up to?

>>57694227
Garbage stock detected.

>>57694164
We're gonna resurrect /l/ right here.

>>57694291
Not yet. Memory is currently an issue for most bots. But when the processing power is there (lots of fucking chips) and we figure out how to fix the memory leaks. Yes.

>>57694273
undervalued, priced in, unemployment is low

>>57694275
just buy and hold VOO and never look at charts ever again

>>57694260

>>57694108
"Im soon flying to Thailand" pattern

>>57694333
What stocks do I gotta invest in to make lolibabas real?

>>57694153
Hate jews hate gpus.

>>57694334
and what has any of that to do with the real economy?
It all nonsesical horseshit
meanwhile actual valuations just get more expensive: >>57694063

>>57694337
The problem is US government sending billions to Ukraine instead of spending it on US corporations.

OOPS, AI DID IT AGAIN
AI PLAYED WITH YOUR PUTS
IT KEKED ALL THE BEARS
OOH BABY BABY

>>57694323
>We are targeting the delivery of approximately $113 million of oral TPOXX to the stockpile in the fourth quarter. Additionally, in the fourth quarter, we are targeting $15 million - $18 million of international deliveries of oral TPOXX, as well as the delivery of approximately $5 million of oral TPOXX to the U.S. Department of Defense and deliveries of up to $15 million of IV TPOXX to the strategic national stockpile.
SIGA is massively undervalued right now, some analysts have the PT over $17. https://fintel.io/sfo/us/siga
I think $7-9 after earnings is realistic

>>57694349
love me stocks, simple as

>>57694125
>>57694066
MASSIVE gap on low volume
I don't know what else to say except simultaneously nvidia is several times larger than it should be, but this market has gone beyond clown world to clown hell to clown cthuluverse so no one can tell how high this singular tech stock will grow while everything else is eating shit.

>>57694299
wtf I just started uncontrollably dancing in my room

>>57694363
>KEKED
lmao cu ck ed filters to keked?
cucked
KEKED

>>57694363
>Latex Britney
Too bad she turned out nuts

>>57694267
I fell to the divvie demon for an entire year with SCHD and switched to NVDA in January. Thank god, because SCHD literally did not make me money for an entire year, whereas NVDA has returned great wealth in just two months.
Never fall to the Divvie Demon. Always focus on real growth companies because you'll make money hand over fist.

Reminder that these power-drunk glowniggers are going to liquidate the market makers and cause great depression 2.0.

If I had just followed Reddit I’d be wealthy
But I didn’t

>>57694337
Myopic view, imo. The simple dollar amount of a country's GDP isn't a complete representation of its integration in world markets. In Ukraine's case its economy (primarily through agriculture) has tons of relationships with other economies, especially in Africa, and if one applies a bit of realpolitik one can easily see why influencing Ukraine one way or another could be beneficial if you were in the right positions.
>>57694359
They do spend it on US corps, goofball. A shit ton (something like 70%) of the material aid (vehicles, weapons, etc) that gets sent from the US has to be replaced by US workers in MIC companies, and material aid easily outnumbers actual monetary aid to Ukraine.

>>57694194
so nihlisitic singularity?

>>57694372
Sir I believe you'll find this is the correct SIGA frog. But I wish you luck with the stock. I made some decent money swing trading it last year.

If you had 27k in SOXL right now, what would your plan be? I keep going back and forth between taking profit and continuing to hold indefinitely. Every other time in the past when I thought about selling I would have been so, so wrong.

>>57694392
If Wal Mart shut down for 16 weeks a year, you can bet there'd be more of an impact than Ukraine getting wiped off the map.

>>57694353
Anon you seem like the kinda guy that would be interested in physical lean hog investments.

>>57694403
sell covered calls. Thats what I do.

>>57694403
I don't have that much but I'm holding and selling CCs for now.

>>57694405

>>57694389
Devvie demon is just my Roth. My work account is pure spy. My pension is what it is and my play account is my brokerage

>>57694333
Trips of truth

>>57694389
How can you tell which growth companies are good?

>>57694292
>>57694305
Right, NVDA's PE/G is sub 1, meaning for its insane earnings growth, the value of the stock does not yet fully take into account that growth in earnings.
This is also why retards who just look at a big number and think its too big continuously get blown the fuck out. They don't realize its not BIG ENOUGH to reflect the earnings growth past, present, and future. Hence why it keeps going up.

rate my port, 20% cash 80% stocks majority spy, 10% schd

>>57694403
Take profit slowly. Sell off 10 percent or so at each dollar increment that it goes up by.

>>57694414
Anon, I... >>57694337

>>57694398
I'm more of a cervezas guy personally but I'll add your frog to my collection, cheers anon

>>57694435
explain why SCHD

While we're on the subject, I'll only say this once: tomorrow is your last day to buy the uranium dip.

>>57694405
There are plenty of other stores selling stuff
Walmart doesnt actually make anything

>>57694434
Nobody makes money with Nvidia GPUs anywhere. AI is hugely unprofitable. It's a money sink that's living on borrowed time.

>>57694439
What's the problem?

>>57694447
Well it used to have some growth idk what the fuck it's been on lately

>>57694454
I don't think you understand the effect it would have on the... EBT crowd.

>>57694445
SIGA was always the fag's favorite stock
lol

>>57694434
So, where do you think NVDA will be by summer?

>>57694376
Average volume on NVDA is around 49M and today it was around 85M. Why do the haters just love to lie??

>>57694458
On the contrary. As long as corporate America keeps plowing money into it, it is hugely profitable for *me.*

>>57694459
We were both quoting the same tweet lmao

>>57694390
You have to consider the possibility that the Feds & Boomers stay winning, there will be no cheapies for GenY or GenZ ever. No good ending, no closure, no fulfillment nor relief. You'll see.

I'm still T-Bill and chill. Investment thesis still the same. I am entitled to SPY cheapies. Or a house. I will buy one, or the other. If my country can afford me neither, I will go live in a 3rd world country.

>>57694445
I couldn't find a beer gay enough to put in the SIGA image. This was before the Dylan Mulvaney fiasco.

>>57694472
They're going to run out of money chasing this unprofitable fad and then the bubble will pop.

>>57694478
Spy was just 356 like a year ago

>>57694474

>>57694490
holy based

>>57694490

>>57694372
>>57694398
>>57694445
He's missing his shades

>>57694434
And where can one see the PEG ratio of a stock?

>PYPL
>https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/PYPL/key-statistics
>PEG Ratio (5 yr expected) 0.49
I would not buy this.

>>57694408
>>57694410
What strike prices are you looking at? I just feel like it could easily jump $5 and fuck any reasonable prediction I could make

>>57694436
Not a terrible idea. I did sell about 1k worth at 37 last week so I could toss some into UPRO but the rest got put back into SOXL yesterday around 36 when NVDA earnings dropped.

>>57694447
something to slowly add to and collect divvies, also to offset the leverage from USD, if the market declines at least I'll have the somewhat stable schd and cash

>AMD -0,40%
I think we owe an apology to bobobros

I have 100 dollars to throw at a dividend stock. What should my retarded ass be buying?

>>57694501
I want to get PEGged by Jeanna. No homo.

>>57694479
>>57694500
Blessed

>>57694492
Sorry to be a snide retard. I generally don't read threads before dropping in.

>>57694037
>BREAKING: Nvidia added $277 billion in value today, the greatest single-day gain in market history.

Uhhh, soxlsisters...?

>>57694512
I asked ImageFX to gen an attractive female stock trader and one of them kinda looked like her.

>>57694511
Btw former SIGA CEO Phil Gomez is serving as Director for Interagency Therapeutics in the White House now. Meaning FDA approval of TPOXX is basically guaranteed

>>57694504
what's the point of divvies if you just reinvest doe? You just lose out on the tax

>>57694521
>Holding through this artificially intelligent market

>>57694458
the only sales growth NVDA has is other bubble stocks handing them money that the market keeps handing THEM, so they look like they're doing 'the thing' to keep the feeding frenzy rolling. these sales aren't permanent and the DATA CENTOOOORS will be oversupplied, meaning ultimately third world election synthesis routines will only cost Zuck 30 shekels a pop. unironically bullish

>>57694521
Don't look Ran!

>>57694537
Not in a Roth silly

>>57694514
you are forgiven by posting wolf of wall street and margin call
may gains come your way

>up 26k this year
Literally more, although barely, than my gross salary. And we're not at the end of the month yet.

>>57694471
Why do redditors post like children? Haters? A low volume gap up is a low volume gap up.

>>57694562
I appreciate it, as this year has been a neverending crab fest for me.

>>57694571
How do you only earn 25k a year?

Are you a Europoor?

>>57694544
So it's all about making sure that the boot keeps stamping on a human face forever then.

>>57694458
Making money was never the point. 99% of tech companies aren't profitable.

>>57694403
Hold forever and post le epib gains posts on reddit.

>>57694587
Sorry I meant for the first two months. I gross 156k, poorfag.

>>57694544
Question I've been wanting to ask, why is no one talking about the design and engineering firms building these data centers?

>>57694502
It depends on how worried you are.
You can sell fewer options or way OTM like 20%.

No good earnings plays tomorrow boys buy some more CSCO and enjoy your weekend.

>>57694599
Funny we've been literally building google and Amazon data centers for like ten years straight now in Columbus. Solid ass construction work. Plus there building like 6 more the next few years too

>>57694599
You mean like SMCI...?

>>57694597
I make around $350K, get a life, loser.

>t. investing hard in female natural gas

are there any bobos still alive?

>>57694588
you aint gotta tell me. how much you lose on puts this week baby? imma try SMCI put one more time, then once my account is empty i will have to actually get a job again

>>57694614
Like, 4/19 $50 calls? Looks like even those are up bigly after NVDA earnings

>>57694597
>>57694645
What do you people do for a living?

this weeks edition of
>can't say they aren't doing it

>>57694599
The chip design tool plays like ADSK and CDNS are always included in everyone's AI baskets. But HVAC plays like TT have also been surprising.

A lot of other tickers are just "well, we do some data centers but it's like 10 or 20% of our revenue" so you don't have as much of a pop.

>>57694628
On top of data centers I'm thinking the cold storage distribution facilities too... there's a common theme between the two... I'm not actually smart, am I?

>>57694628
ohio kinda the up and comer when it comes to favorable commerce conditions. my sister lives in columbus

>>57694537
im in a low enough income bracket to not care(military) although my income is like 2x what it is on paper due to bah that I save (roommates)

>>57694659
Lie on /smg/ daily

>>57694597
Anon, let me assure you I'm not poor. I asked because it can give you perspective on a bubble topping out when actual poorfags say "wow, I could quit my job and do this full time!"

>>57694652
You feds are playing with fire.

>>57694625
OK but I'm actually buying more MRVL and UCTT.

>>57694685
Thanks, I was just memeing with the reply. I have my stop losses locked and loaded.

>>57694658
Yea. I mean if it goes up 20% in a month, is it really that bad to sell it?

>>57694652
bear about to run out of money to short BTW, i might as well ring the bell myself

>>57694715
Yes, because your wins should be allowed to run enough to cover your inevitable losses. "Cut your weeds, water your flowers" and all that.

>>57694170
I agree, it really separates the men from the boys. I'm also assuming it was Bloomberg anon who asked.

>>57694666
Dude! Thank you, wasn't aware of TT. Nice trips btw.

Got any other related gems?

>>57694670
You're showing the first inklings of good investment: figure something out before the rest of the market catches on.

Just consider how many of us saw coombait AI on this board a year ago. From there you can extrapolate all this current nonsense, step by step.

>>57694659
I'm a male prostitute
not gay though

>>57694725
>>57694715
So maybe don't sell covered calls on my entire stack? Like, 4 contracts instead of 6? You have to hold all the way to expiration though, correct?

>>57694263
>when onions hits 1k

>>57694738
You can usually rummage through ETFs for related stuff. Also places like Yahoo Finance and your broker will often have a "Similar stocks" section for any ticker you lookup.

>>57694754
yea, thats what I do is just sell a partial stack. You can rebuy them back at any time, so if theres a dip you can just buy them back cheaper.

I’m down 10% for the year

>>57694754
Sell enough to cover your original cost basis (so you're playing with "house money"), setup covered calls and let your shares be taken, trailing stops, hard stops below previous support zones, there's tons of ways to approach this. Just choose a plan you're comfortable with.

Smci short tomorrow? Looks likely...

Why AMD is only up 10%? its already dumping after hours. why this fucking stock cant pump correctly?

>>57694797
>why the competition only up 10%?

"economic data is good."
>someone who doesn't know how to read economic data

https://www.reuters.com/business/icahn-enterprises-names-insider-andrew-teno-ceo-2024-02-21/

>>57694776
well done, mate

>>57694797
AMD will always be a piece of shit compared to NVDA. it will always be known as the poorfag gpu of choice for gaymers. it is grossly overvalued.

>LUNR swinging up and down 10% like its having a stroke
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>57694776
Missing bubbles can be tough and FOMO painful. But if you want some copium, strip out AI and the market's gone nowhere YTD. IWM less SMCI is down a few %, so it's not like your stock picking is necessarily horrendous.

But it never hurts to take a look at what you've got. Should you really be holding what you're holding? Will it uptick tomorrow? Within a week? Within a quarter?

Are there perhaps better plays for March you should be putting your money into?

>>57694814
I can't see IEP and not think of the meme stock bullshit

My company's stock got rekt today and I vest in my options soon :^(

>>57694833
>Your financial future depends on the solder job of some radio or whatever a quarter million miles away
Investing in space startups is wild like that.

>>57694837
This
Tesla is lower than where it was three years ago

>>57694840
It's less of a meme and more of a scam.

>>57694758
>Trust me bro it's the same

>>57694837
Ty anon

I need to get back up on the horse and learn from mistakes.

>>57694859
Didn't they do a 3:1 split tho

How do I invest in kids becoming trannies? I want to specifically help increase the amount of Asian Ladyboys in the US. Let's replace future fags with fembitchbois so I can fuck their bussies?

>>57694897
Bullish for my cock

>>57694376
>low volume
I see retards cope with this all the time and almost every time I check they're wrong. Can you not compare daily volume bars? Do you know what RVOL is?

>>57694897
Kill yourself.

>>57694918
After you, promise

>>57694859
Exactly, and they did churn out a bunch of cars and earn a bunch of money. Same sort of thing we can see with NVDA's world changing AI technology.

>>57694897
OK, Ayatollah Khamenei.

>reddit IPOs
>entire market enters great depression

would this be kind of kino way for economy to go out? I wouldn't mind losing money desu.

>>57694758
>2 more weeks

lmao LUNR's price action in after hours is crazy

>>57694943
They actually have a really based approach when it comes to trannies, it's not considered gay over there to fuck one. The bottom is just forced to go full bitch mode and live life as a woman.

>welcome to the moon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS OVER

>>57694944
Reddit doesn't make any money though

>>57694924
Tesla is 50% off from its high.
Are you malfunctioning?

>NVDA is $799.25 AH
Are we gonna break $800 AH?

>>57694897
what the fuck? I was going to fagpost. You can't do this to me.

>LUNR 100$ tomorrow
USA USA USA

>>57694972
Wait, I thought you were making a bubble analogy. Are you actually saying that other anon should buy TSLA here?

>INTC managed to be down
I know INTC is INTC, but honestly, it feels like it's the only memtech company that is fairly valued these days. Not that I don't doubt a single second it's where it is because it's shit right now. But I feel like on a 5 years timeframe, it wouldn't be bad throwing a few bucks towards it every one and then

>>57694947
Wonder if they get to seize any collateral on the 12th ?

>>57694990
what the fuck is that shit? shill me

>>57694990
How much money is on the moon? $0?

Exactly.

>>57694994
>Are you actually saying that other anon should buy TSLA here?
I am.

>NVDA 800 after hours
LOL
LMAO
XD

>>57694994
no, I was just agreeing to your point, that the market isnt actually doing that good outside a few stocks

I have some soxl calls for next week but not a lot, what do I buy? $140k-ish
Do I go index funds?

>>57694994
Why the fuck arent you buying TSLA? Its free money. Just stop being emotional.

>>57694970
>reddit makes no money
lies, CNBC says reddit makes billies off ad revenues. They even gave a shoutout to their jannies, I mean unpaid moderators. They even mentioned unpaid. Companies that make money and have employees that do it for free are profit machines. Imagine how much money 4chan pulls in from the rich userbase here.

>>57694987
Hehe this a mean general, we mean post here. Bully little faggots into becoming trannies

>>57694994
I have been the last few weeks

>>57695020
Well, I wouldn't full port it. Elon's about five spicy tweets away from some Delaware judge giving him the total Trump treatment.

Is Forex really that big in japan? There doesn't seem to be a lot of information on them.

>>57695021
totally organic

>>57694999
Cisco of semiconductors, boomer stock making 0 gains carried by goodwill and legacy

>>57695010
spacecraft company. i wont tell you to get in because the next time they try to land something on the moon it wont end up nicely
>>57695011
not with that attitude. NASA spent 100m on the trip

>>57694999
it needs to go lower.

>>57695021
And just like that NVDA will never be below 700 again

>>57695020
>>57695032
>>57695042
Tesla has gone nowhere for three years
just stop it already

>>57695048
>muh invisible hand

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
My future is coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on

>>57695034
I'll just leave this here

>>57695055
why the fuck didn't you tell me earlier? I would have bought calls for this literal moonshot

I can't keep fucking up like this...
I'm honestly considering taking a fucking hammer to my face now
Not even a fun one like pic related

>>57695063
>nothing for the past 3 years

I made a lots of moneys today. What video game do I buy? I need something until final fantasy comes out.

>>57695063
TSLA makes big moves in both directions, which is great for actively trading it. Also there was a stock split in August 22.

>>57695075
fuck you mean. i made 3 or 4 posts about this gamble the last 2 days
>already mooning 25%

>>57694063
Threadly reminder that Market =/= Economy. The Fed's job is to force nominal growth at almost any cost as nominal growth allows risk free capital return, this is the mechanism behind oligarchical parasitism. Earnings ratios have ballooned over the decades from monetary expansion, not declining rates, declining rates were merely the vehicle for monetary expansion. Real rates are always negative to zero under debt based fiat, 2022 was the bottom, all the money printed during the scamdemic is still here, earning 5% interest (printed into existence through deficit spending), waiting to flow back larger than ever
>Graph note: The Fed stopped reporting Institutional Money Market Funds as a separate series in 2020, hence ((Total MMF/1000)-Retail MMF's) as Total MMF's is given in millions of millions instead of thousands of billions and Retail is already included in m2

>>57695084
Just invest in NYCB and OLLI and those feelings will go away

>>57695069
I used to jerk off to Noodle rule 34 when I was younger. I guess my yellow fever is still going strong.
>You've got to press it on you
>You just think it
>That's what you do baby
>Hold it down there
>Jump with them all and move it
>Jump back and forth
>And feel like you were there yourself
>To work it out

>>57695100
shit
enjoy your gains you magnificent bastard
post results later

>>57695072
>least valuable
they are still employed individuals unlike most of 4chan.organization, their data is also valuable bot posts made by same big tech companies looking to train AI models to spit back the same bot posts they made to the same people that read and use reddit bot posts. Next meta size company. .1.1 trillion valuation in 5 years easy.

>>57694999
Low valuation only helps if it'll go up in the future.

>>57695103
My brother, funnily enough, I've once had a normie friend say the same to me once.

>>57695107
options werent a thing until today so i bought stocks. lets hope i can x3 with this shit

>>57694458
Your government is currently rewriting its future with the aid of it.

>>57694125
>I could be worth 10T
it will be worth 10T

>>57695114
Lol

Reddit does have amazing amateur porn though. Honestly unbeatable.

>>57695133
?

>>57695047
Yes. And a hugely popular trade a couple years ago was JPY/TRY, which is goddamn hilarious.

>>57695084
You want to talk about it, champ? That can be cathartic and help a fuckup become a learning experience.

>>57695103
Hello cunnyman

>>57695132
excuse me? you must mean let's hope WE can 3x with this shit

>>57694990
the entire space economy will belong to the american investor.

>>57695131
Great minds think alike but seriously how does that even come up in conversation
>Yeah you know this fictional cartoon band?
>I have totally jerked it to the Asian girl in it

>>57695176
baaaaaaaaaaased
couldve snatched some contracts but i went all in on stocks. fuck my ass

>>57695194
We were freshman kids all hanging out, getting high, and listening to Gorillaz in a friend's apartment. Man, I didn´t make the most of those friends.

>Company in the center of the AI revolution is going up in price!!! I can't believe it, bubble bubble!

Energy chads will inherit the earth.

Long Uranium
Long Oil

Simple as

>>57695176
Sounds perfect for some one like me to fuck around with too. What does it do?>>57695176

>>57695203
First thing I'll do is sell calls @25 strike so you can buy those lmao

>>57695218
Fuck you Bags you got me to buy SHOT which is SHIT. LUNR is for CHADS ONY.

>>57695191
I've been trying to get into asteroid mining, but the reality is without NVDA we don't have a chance of bringing home gold from asteroids.

>>57695088
their margins have completely collapsed
its literally just another car company

>>57695212
>Company selling shovels in a gold rush when no one has even discovered any gold is skyrocketing to many multiples of its already pushed up revenues! New Paradigm!

>>57695219
I like how they complain about the power usage for AI but ignore the billions of devices being used to scroll tiktok and watch porn.

>>57695236
Baggie how do you even start your day? I can't picture you as a functional adult in society based on your posts.

>>57695219
wait, what size PCU's are people shoving into their machines these days?

>>57695231
>unironically listening to baggot. Ever.
Lol. Lmao even.

>>57695212
>AI revolution
Name one (1) company that makes money off of AI. Money as in profit.

>>57694665
Very good bobo, very good, HOWEVER

>>57695203
>>57695176
based. hope you make it. i didnt even realize or think it was a public company. stupid of me.
>>57695236
when nvidia announces a space chip it will take it from 1k to 2k. screenshot this. they will announce it after the ai hype dies down.

>>57695247
Baggot da faggot is at it again

>>57695255
Nvidia

>>57695247
I'm obviously memeing, though I did buy this SHOT SHIT as a lottery ticket, just $500.

>>57695244
Baggie is honestly a comedic genius. I fuck with him every thread but he never fails to make me giggle due to some retarded shit like saying N-Video. I wanna make anal sex to you, Bags.

BOIL chads will shit all over NVDA chads.
I will literally take a dump on their chest.

>>57695263
Nvidia doesn't sell AI services. Try again.

>>57695219
Best uranium stocks to hold? I was looking at URNJ.

>Sears will never die, Amazon is a silly company with no earning.

>>57695266
I don't think he is trying to be funny on purpose though...

>>57695241
Not true. How else can we generate pictures of black George Washington?

>>57695281
Eddie Lampert is a massive cunt and Sears didn't have to die.

>>57695244
Well, that is a great question because when exactly does the day start? Sometimes I'm up for 36 or 50 hours at a time without even using meth or pharmaceuticals, somehow alcohol actually doesn't sedate me and I'm just wide awake black out drunk posting in this thread or getting arrested for this or that misunderstanding and have to go to court or have a lawyer go on my behalf to get charges dropped.... uhh so yeah when exactly does the day start? I mean when it's day here it's night in Japan or whatever.... what the fuck are you even asking stupid.

Baggot do you still post market recap videos on youtube? If so drop a link

>>57695284
You cannot read this shit >>57695295 and tell me it's not the work of a genius comedian. He plays dumb and does so very well. I'm sure he's a shit investor though, I'd pay to see his actual trades and P/L

>>57695072
based, it means Redditors are the least influenceable by advertisers

After making a killing in NVDA this week. I think a 0DTE TSLA ATM call could be spicy

>>57695295
Nevermind baggie, you live exactly as I would imagine. If you aren't doing meth you are definitely doing ADHD meds...

>>57695238
>TSLA is a car company
???????????????????????????????

>>57695322
silly me, its a Cyberdork company

>>57695257
Excuse me, this is America. We use good, honest greenback dollars. Not whatever cryptocurrency scam "M2" is.

>Kodak is rock solid, no one can crack their monopoly. Perfect moat.

>>57695316
>we were buying the funko pops all along
>it was us...

>>57695258
i threw in 5k so its not gonna be huge. shouldve trusted my guts and bought nvidia calls for massive gains but bobos spooked the shit out of me

>>57695299
I got b& for posting the one of your miko blowing a nigger while I was plap plap plap plap plap behind her, but what happened was he didn't pull out when it was his turn and we'll you're not going to like it but your daughter is actually his daughter.

>>57695308
No I think he is genuinely being stupid. I have seen him post now for years and he does get drunk constantly and spill his guts and opinions on dumb shit. I'm honestly still surprised to see him going strong with his gookfu.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39428880
https://wow.groq.com/lpu-inference-engine/

Umm Nvidia bros... are we toast?

>>57695326
>>57695281
>CSCO is the Future! It's different this time!

>>57695299
Sorry, I was wrong. I wasn't in that video and it was 4 black guys, and you're not even rRaggot

>>57695344
they'll get bought

>>57694944
>tfw reddit really will ruin everything

>>57695320
Caffeine nicotine cocaine are great adhd medicine. Nicotine is fucking super super powerful stuff.

>my older brother came back from the town i went to university
>"anon, try to guess how many pakis were working in textile sweetshops"
>100?
>"about 400, he would probably not even need it if he bought some modern machinery, that shit he uses is from the 50´s

Well, guess I have a report to make to the migration control services

>>57695355
>>57695337
>Posting 2 replies to a single post
Get your shit together baggot. Try and have some class here, this is /smg/ for crying out loud not plebbit

>>57695344
People will use AI to design Nvidia-less AIs.

>>57695370
>>57695370
>>57695370

>>57695203
>>57695218
>>57695258
Already 15% up my nogs.

>>57695389
>AI that doesn't use linalg

>>57695374
I vaguely recall when taking a psychology elective that they treat adhd with stimulants and being thrown the fuck off
like that doesn't make any sense at all

>>57695385
I was correcting the record retard. I lied, it's the tubers fault.

>>57695408
>Correcting the record
You don't work for a progressive liberal fact checker company to keep the public sane from disinformation so you don't get to use that term

>>57695406
Psychology is fucking weird. They went from learning everything about torture and the human mind, how racial backgrounds and shit can provide certain passed on traits of mental illness, to cutting your penis off at 6 or 7 years old is okay because you're not even mentally ill. We need to define mental illness for adolescents but this zoomer generation is providing so much data theyve decided to let them go.

>>57695384
Based. Hope they actually do something.

>>57695462
i´mma wait for the 5th of March though, wanna see how the elections play out

>>57695426
Sorry I wanted to change my claim to reassurt the validity of Raggots child being the result of Miko having consensual sex with me and 5 black men... actually forget everything. Rocker doesn't have a gf or child.

>>57695374
bullish for MO

Oil, gold, S and P and interest rates are at resistance. Trade deficits in the USA will rise. Inflation will rise.You should make a decision.