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57694796 No.57694796 [Reply] [Original]

Since this is biz, what are some legitimate things you guys can teach me about real-life business and finances that will be useful one day?

Leave your wisdom here anon, I'm all ears.

>> No.57694807

Try not to work under women.

>> No.57694808
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57694808

>>57694796
Read this

>> No.57694904

>>57694796
Don't give a penny to charity.

>> No.57694942

>>57694796
Charity is power. More charity, more power

>> No.57694951

>>57694796
Never hire a woman or a fat person.

>> No.57694959

>>57694951
I would hire a fat guy for a computer job if he was appropriately intelligent/autismo

>> No.57695001
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57695001

>>57694796
>Don't work with woman
>Don't save money in US dollar (Inflation is getting your poorer every single month according to Truflation)
>Don't do hard drugs
>Don't buy AVAX
>If biz tells you to buy a shitcoin, just short it, don't hold it
>Rail prostitutes at least once a week
>Hit the gym
>Don't daytrade

Screenshot this

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>>57694796
Communicate with your boss and coworkers. It's painful and gay, but they want you to make an effort, or at least appear to. Whenever I had a job where I avoided everyone, I ended up more miserable. Now I just pretend and everyone's happy.

>> No.57695070

>>57695001
>>Don't work with woman
the best decision anyone can make

>> No.57695077

>>57694796
there will always be 1 Latino capable of doing your job for a third of the money, be careful.

>> No.57695079

>>57695001
just screenshoted this, actually the first good advice that i see in this shithole, just dont hold us dollar, that shit is worthless

>> No.57695085

>>57695001
you forgot to mention that I did not visit any casino KEK

>> No.57695093

>>57695001
>dont do hard drugs?

Has this guy ever had a bussines?
U LITERALLY NEED HARD DRUGS

otherwise how do you plan to get through the day when loosin 1M a week?

>> No.57695432

>>57695001
>Rail prostitutes at least once a week
should I pay for quickies or more like overnights? should I travel to a cheap country to do so?