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>>57688721
>>57688721

>>57688770

>>57688778

>TLT baggies

Boglechad thread

>>57688761
You can talk to me, I’m warriortard. I’m a bit of a celebrity on /k/

Hold 2/23 weeklies for NVDA or nah? $750 strike they should be about double from yesterday at least even after IV crush.

Or do we cruise higher?

>be -20% EPS
>pump 5,5%
huehue

It keeps going up...
STOP GOING UP!!!

What a horrible start to the thread

>>57688787
>Boglechad
>lemme be a wageslave for 60 years to finally be able to retire
>chads
Kek no. bogles are for the wageslaves to remain content in their place.

>>57688794
this but unironically

>>57688794
What are you ranting about?

everyone will take profit on nvda out the gate because their money has been made, it's a clear peak mania, and who wants to stay locked in for another 3 months

except too many will sell off too much
a panic will occur
red before day is done

>>57688793
Because the only thing that matters is number relative to expectation, which was 2.65

>>57688800
Only if you're a poorfag

>>57688804
Their earnings were good Bobotard.

>>57688804
>more retards who think retail controls the market

>Greatest economy in the world.
>Markets finally having organic growth without QE and while also reducing the balance sheet
>Record low unemployment
>Wages fastly catching up on the spurt of high inflation we had

Thank you Joe Biden

>>57688803
SPY futures
I fucked up and shorted

should I sell my SPY calls that expire today at open or hold all day?

>>57688805
>expect the apocalypse so that you can buy trash

BOIL sisters...did we get too cocky?

Anons... I told you... I told you bros

If you had $25k in cash in your RH account earning 5% interest safely, what would you do?

>>57688819
I Would sell at decent green then wait for them to bear trap bobos and buy more calls.

Private companies are expecting to land the first privately funded spacecraft on the moon today. We feeling good space investors?

>>57688817
Boomer orange cheeto vs Chad cunny enjoyer.

Im on the side of Lord Pepe'Kek

>>57688817
I’m ridin with Biden

>>57688829
0dtes or 1dte on the reload

>>57688804
If it ends red today I go all in on Nvidia calls.

AI will destroy humanity and Earth.
Please don't trust AI or NVDA.
It's a trick.

>>57688817
>Thank you Joe Biden
STOP SAYING THAT

>>57688827
Sell puts yesterday

>>57688827
Start averaging into a good mutual fund/ETF like VOO or PRWAX.

>NIGGERS calling BROKERAGES "brokers"
No wonder you NIGGERS can't understand how to trade
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS
AND
OIL

>NVDA @754, dropping

>>57688861
You people distress me. It's like watching a retard run into traffic. You feel sorry for the tard and you want to help him, but you remember he wouldn't have gotten hit if he stayed on the sidewalk.

>>57688827
Sell cash secured puts on indexes.

Anyone else holding YINN? When the fuck do we sell?

>>57688709
Eh, that neutrality is basically over, they've been applying to NATO for over a year now, and almost all of their equipment is cross compatible with NATO standards anyways
>>57688761
Have any defence oriented drone companies even made it to market?

>>57688847
>AI will destroy humanity and Earth.
Based
Billions MUST die

God Bless XOM

Chicken parm

>>57688840
What image generator lets you generate Pepe again?

Yeah it's casual Friday what are you doing after hours /smg/ going out for beers with your friends or staying in?

nvidia is crashing hard, oh my god

Cramer just said NVDA should be up more.

>>57688786
Mark Meldrum is seething in his Costa rican gated honkaloid enclosure right now.

>>57688910
It's Thursday you unemployed fuck.

>>57688863
Time to rotate into CVNA

>751,5

>>57688910
It is Thursday, my dude.

>>57688837
At least this stuff is funny. It's nice being able to laugh still.

>the entire market depends on the performance of one stock

I think I've been trying to short the EU for over 15mo now ....

dear diary,

my NVDA and SMCI puts will vaporize

Unfortunantly, that nearly 80% of my portfolio. fuck

might need to rotate into carvana calls

>>57688944
Obviously a bad idea. They can't really get any poorer.

FNGU bros...

>>57688783
Despite what the /gme/ tards think no, you have federal insurance if your brokerage goes tits up. Something like $500,000 insured just like your bank. Pretty sure it's double the coverage you even get from a bank.

>dump a little
>REPUMP VIOLENTLY
fuck this, man

>>57688965
SOFI insures your money up to $2m. Buy SOFI.

>>57688886
>crabbing in 20% range for more than a year now
why bother?

>pic unrelated

Is AT&T going out of business?

BUY EVERYTHING

>>57688944
And with each reason to actually dump it becomes more bullish, ironically unironically.

>>57688882
Billions?? I could understand a couple thousand sand niggers, but billions would include a lot of white people.

all of you saying 'muh nvda overpriced this is bullshit!' watch this https://youtu.be/isZA3G2Yk98?si=TIAgVJQUT16-ZApV&t=179

>>57688972
I wish I never invested into that dogshit stock. I'm such a retard.

>>57688782
>who and what is cede and co?

>>57688847
I DIDN'T FAIL THE SYSTEM, THE SYSTEM FAILED ME.

>RYCEY

>>57688998
did you buy at the top? i'm sitting comfy with an average cost of $8.02

>>57688972
I buy index funds

>>57688817
Don't forget the student loan relief that was just passed! We eating good 12k in loans that haven't been paid in 10 years bros.

>>57688997
i kneel

>>57688985
Is there a good fundamental argument for the EU?

>>57689015
the only bull case for EU is tens of millions of brown immigrants

>>57689005
I have a 20 dollar cost basis

>>57689021
oh...

>futes

>>57688997
NVDA is valued at 8-10% us GDP. Are you saying they will 5-10x and have a mcap of 10-20T dollars?

>>57688893
Bing mobile at least. I usually write "based internet nene frog peepe" then add descriptors

Do I buy SSO or QQQ to dca?

I'm gonna make it after all. =D

NVDA drilling kek baggies

>>57688822
i sold my calls yesterday and i am buying more this morning. I timed the exact bottom of BOIL again and now I am officially beating QQQ faggots YTD

>you never listen

My CCL calls are about to 2x this morning as well

>>57689041
So that we can sell puts to gullible retards like you. I wonder how long it actually took germans to realize they were living in the weimar. We know how long it took to do something about it.

Hey bears remember when you were saying a bunch of stupid shit about NVDA? Where'd ya go? Lmao I hope so many of you faggots bought puts and got absolutely rekt.

>>57689045

>>57689019
Seems overpriced compared to Africa then.

This better be good.

Dammit nvidia

>Tax evasion by millionaires and billionaires tops $150 billion a year, says IRS chief

>NOOOOOOOO PLEASE DO NOT TAX THE BILLIONAIRES, OR THEY WILL BE FORCED TO INCREASE PRICES

What's the point of the links in the OP if every online study material for trading is actually a grift targeting retail? Surely there are youtubers that have done public trading demonstrations to show more credibility than business television and whoever the literalwhos writing investopedia articles are.

>>57689037
Thanks anon I made this

Trading Fraternity is listing off people's plays for today - lots of retards shorting SPY and NVDA. I really can't believe how fucking dumb people are.

>Your conversations are processed by human reviewers to improve the technologies powering Gemini Apps. Don’t enter anything you wouldn’t want reviewed or used.
This warning from GOOG seems to be new, don't think it was there yesterday
>>57688893
"pepe frog" or "cartoon pepe frog" both work on Bing/Designer

>>57688923
CVNA puts right?
>Estimated (-$0.90) per share

>>57689085
Nice slop fren

>>57688996
>but billions would include a lot of white people.
Thats a sacrifice I am willing to make

>>57688786

line go up

>>57689082
>millionaires and billionaires owe $150
>we just approved 1 trillion dollars for israel and ukraine

wow so we just have to 10x the taxes and we can afford our jew war handouts

>The EIB maintaining its top AAA credit rating is a key issue for Germany, according to a Finance Ministry official

Was already questioning, when this is going to crumble.

Bang soda gonna fail today

>>57689082
The Billionaires need to pay their fair, and that fair share is 100% of everything over 100 million dollars.

>>57689107
Classic reaction
>THEY WASTE THE MONEY ANYWAYS
lol, it's the same on /pol. The same reaction.

>>57689114
Yes, they should hand it over to the government to piss away on military contracts

>>57689114
>Moves assets to offshore tax havens and non-transparent trust
>Hires army of jew lawyers and accountants to find every loophole
Nothin personal GOY

SECONDS

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>>57689082
Based billionaires. Fuck the IRS.

>>57688919
>>57688928
Everyday is Friday if you're unemployed. That aside I legit got the days messed up... thank goodness I knew it was Thursday long enough to get the trash to the curb

>>57689116
imagine thinking your taxes go to anything other than jews and faggots. tax rate should be 0% and they can just print all the money they need for them programs like they do anyways.

>>57689129
it's over

>>57689129
Uhoh

>>57689129
Fug

>>57689097
This shit is nightmare fuel

>>57689129
>Tuesday: missing
>Wednesday 0:01 late
>Today: 0:02 late
it's over isn't it

>>57689129
Its Joever

are we back?

stupid nigger att I need cell service I had an important business call this morning fucking Russian hackers

WTF when did I buy 100 shares of YINN?

LOOK OUT BELOW

NVDA good player.. but this is not normally... this very very insane...

FEMALE NATURAL GAS

>>57689165

>>57689096
Whatever floats your boat. Earnings Play of the Day isn’t a buy recommendation and isn’t to be mistaken as financial advice. Investments and insurance are not a deposit. Not FDIC insured Not insured by any government agency No bank guarantee May lose value. Read a summary prospectus and be aware of all risks and regulations. Takeranon is not a fiduciary.

>>57689129
aur naur

It’s going to crash

Why do Jews really not want Intel to pump back up? That red candle on open is obviously not organic

You guys promised me Nvidia @ 800/share on market open. I'm not impressed.

>>57689157
When you were high, obviously.

>>57689148
>att
I've heard they're going out of business.

why is supermicrodick computer out pumping the stock its pumping off of, all the nvda hate should be directed at smci their product is objectively shit

>>57689175
lmao@picrel
Will ya throw me a pringle?

>>57689175
idk but I just got out at break even and i feel as if a great weight has lifted off my shoulders. sick of holding this piece of shit.

>>57689125
>send army to third world shithole tax havens
>seize assets and send to israel
nothin personal

gm sirs

INTC lole

How the hell did this get so sad so fast?

Nice opening *smacks cock*

>EU just keeps pumping
It's just crazy

>>57689168
based and feembrap pilled

Fuck it. I'm buying NVDL.

>>57689177
I counsel patience.

Have been making finance news articles like sports twitter makes playoff elimination graphics. pretty entertaining

We're all here watching this guy lose money on chop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPvmawCvNUo

>>57689114
>paying tax on "stock valuations"
no thanks commie.

>>57689174
taylor swift is going to marry me

>>57689194
>Pays politicians bribes to not do anything
Heh, nothin personal GOY

>>57689187
Because they operate hand in glove with Nvidia. Their CEO's are best buds and frequently lunch together. You buy some of one, you're getting a piece of the action of the other.

>>57689114
>baggie has been a ((fed)) this whole time who believes in taxing unrealized capital gains wealth
I'm genuinely sad

>>57689175
>Why do Jews really not want Intel to pump back up?
Retribution for poos progressively eroding their diamond cartel

>>57689206
>libtard roastie
She ain’t marrying, she ain’t having kids

So besides Nividia, what buy? I have 80k sitting in a MM account
I’ve just been DCAing VOO, BRKB, XOM, and BTI

>>57689219
kids suck, let's be honest

>>57689203
>RIVN
I didn't even realize someone other than Tesla and Ford made an EV.

>>57689204
>CHOP

>>57689114
How progressive.

>>57689217
I was just trying to do my best Bernie Sanders impersonation.

>Lenovo To Ship First AI PC By Midyear After Double-Digit Profit Drop - Nikkei

AI PC GUYS
AI PC

>>57689220
I'm thinking about carnival corp. Looks undervalued atm.

>>57689239
I don’t want AI in any of my products

Who are the losers that got caught in the EV trap with Rivian? LMAO

I am now officially a (biological) female brappy gas holder once again

>>57689239
>Double-Digit Profit Drop

>>57689239
>AI PC
lol, what the heck is that?

>>57689248
I genuinely don't think any poster here is retarded enough to put money in EVs since the fucking Workhorse meme a couple years back kek

NVDA is a fortress... also fuck it it's Thirsty Thursday what are you drinking AH.

And if you need analysis line will keep going up until it nonlonger go up then down but will eventually go back up. I mean even the Nikki recovered so don't ever believe that dummy Bobo.

>>57689252
based and natty gas pilled

>>57689239
What does that even *mean*? What's an AI PC? Does it come with a slow crippled little AI that can generate stuff way more slowly and uncertainly than stuff that's already in the public domain?

Nice big green dildo up my ass

>>57689256
If you don’t know you can’t afford it.

>>57689256
SHUT UP, I'TS AI

>>57689219
>She

>>57689219
She should at least donate her eggs

>>57689262
>AH
I’m drunk right now

>>57689239
Man all you have to do to get seed funding right now is put AI in the business plan.

Oh hey boss we're going to make an AI PC, i'll need money and a pay rise.
Well god damn why hasn't anyone thought of this before here's 20% of our RND fund.

>>57689260
I will admit to getting stuck in the Workhorse trap. I blame Biden for not picking them for the USPS truck.

>>57689262
>just hold my bag for 34 years
nah I'll pass

>>57689219
I know that I thought we're saying things that will never happen

>>57689252
Yeah, I started a new position this morning after liquidating yesterday, already up 1.11% on it.

>>57689276
>AI PC
I've heard people say this a couple times. Maybe i should just start grifting and selling crap like this to retards who will pay a premium for it.

FUCK UTILITIES

SPY is going up just like my pp haha

>>57689239
you could announce an AI toilet right now and your stock would moon
(not a bubble btw)

>>57689276
I'm thinking of starting a brand of AI herbal tea
Garanteed money

>>57689282
Wouldn't Gates have been way more restrictive with selling that stock?

>>57689282
how much loli can you get for $1.2 trillion

Tech is dead. Etrade isn't even showing the Nasdaq at the top anymore.

HIGHER

NVDACHADS I KNEEL

Bobos are you okay?

YEAAAAHHH GO SMCI I KNEW YOU HAD MORE JUICE IN YOU GO BABY GO BABY GOOOOO

>>57689303
Already up a slick 1500 this morning, how high should we go?

>>57689298
what are you asking? if gates hadnt sold msft and just stayed in it hed had done better than buffet ever has. dont give up true winners for "meme" sectors that underperform or with low margins.

This is obscene

>>57689300
1 costs only 1-10 million donation to the parents and there is probably a supply limit so it actually doesn't matter once you are at 100 billion

>Mfw sold some losing stock to buy NVDA at market
>Mfw I own exactly 4.888 shares
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

You bought calls right anon?

>SMCI already up 20%
why did i sell it at 750 aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

So. Uhm, NVDA controls the market now.

>>57689317
What’s obscene is how many whores imma fuck with my NVDA profits.

>>57689312
what are some true winner stocks that i should buy right now

>>57689320
Amazing, what are you going to say when you inevitably meet Jensen?

>>57689082
Yes, tax the cunts and cut it equally among the legal citizens. No more money for jew wars.

>>57689306
I'm doing alright, just "rightsizing" my portfolio rn

>S&P "the survey’s gauge of selling prices for goods
and services continues to run at a level consistent with
the Fed hitting its 2% inflation target, and a further fall in cost growth to the lowest since October 2020 hints at price pressures remaining subdued in the coming months"

Then why is CPI higher and PPI higher and what does the 2% goal mean? There is no time restriction. 2% in 2026?

hehe buy harder

>NVIDIA
>P/E 90
the day it crashes will be incredible

Man, and i thought that february was a bad month

>>57689331
msft, meta, crwd/panw, nvda, amd, arm. i would add appl but i think its kind of a sitting duck for next 2 years or so. doubt they have anything new at their ai reveal.

Is that all you got?

>>57689295
It's not a bubble because the market is run and operated by AI. AI is pumping AI stocks in order to encourage further AI development influencing us so that we willingly submit to AI and usher in the Gurasilisk(Roko's Basilisk) so that the judgement may commence.

QUESTION

I'm decently up on NVDA, ~130%, but if I sell I get taxed short-term instead of long term. The differece is 15% of my gains, making a sale now be worth ~692/share instead of ~771. The shares become long term in May.

Would it make sense to buy a put @700 for May as insurance? They are dirt cheap, $40 for one put, and it locks in my current gains to the letter.

>stop loss triggered
Well I'm out with a loss of $350. Last time I try to time the market.

>>57689343
since 2021 NVDA stock is up 130%, yet earnings are up 231%. it's cheaper than ever

>>57689343
Point of order: its PE/G is still below 1. As obscene as its gains are, it is making money faster.

>>57689335
Bullish. More layoffs means lower wages which mean higher profits.

>>57689332
Jensen is real? I thought he was an AI hologram lmao.

>>57689345
Valentine's Day was canceled. People are buying vaporware stocks instead of chocolate and tasteful porn to watch with the missus.

>>57689352
AH fuck me nevermind, I had the wrong expiry selected. It'd be 4k for a single put.

>>57689355
On what, anon?

>>57689343
Cope harder

>>57689355
See you next week for the next PnD

>>57689352
Sorta seems like you answered your own question at the end there

>tfw didn't put all my money + margin into Nvidia call options yesterday and become a millionaire so I can be happy.

>>57689366
SPY short

>>57689343
I'm a boglehead that believes growth stocks are overvalued but holy shit they're growing fast

>>57689312
you are thinking like a poor person though. The more money you have, the more important diversification becomes. Obviously the risk reward will always be much higher if you are hyper focused on single stocks that have the potential to be big winners, but you can also lose way more. That's a play you can make when you want to get rich. When you're already so rich you could never spend your money in 20 lifetimes you don't care about underferforming sectors if it lowers your total risk exposure.

>>57689371
Be happier you took the iron will not to gamble away your gains

>>57689343
>forward P/E 27

>>57689370
Thanks but see >>57689365, so they kinda expensive. What I'm not sure if this makes sense wrt taxes. Feels like I'm cheating the IRS (fuck them) and in a way selling before I actually do.

>>57689351
I for one am happy our ai brethren won't attack those who didn't inside their progress

Yes, yes wonderful bull market

wtf is wrong with the DAX? The market that should care the least about AI pumps the hardest. France also. Wtf?

>>57689107
Would be hard to rationalize taxing citizens without spending trillions on making boogeymans

>>57689379
>you are thinking like a poor person though
im not though. buffet is exposed to more risk than a 100% msft position would be. its not simply a lowcap or mid cap that you 100% in, but a giant.

>two threads for a ticker that literally no longer exists (BBBYQ)
>at least three for GME
Is it time for the mods to step in?

>>57689309
I'm holding my 3/1 $750C until expiration or $900

>>57689220
Anyone? I’m mostly thinking long term

>>57688770
Fucking BNS always goes up when I get paid. My ESOP always gets shit prices

>>57689394
>yfw the Gurasilisk deems all AI bears to have been against it.

>>57689414
It keeps them away from us.

>>57689414
No. I want to them them cope as it slowly fucking dies

>>57689379
Berkshire has 50% position in Apple lol.

>>57689406
based constantly bewildered euro poster

>>57689419
McKesson. Boomers need their meds. And their financials are excellent. Nice low healthy P/E and steady appreciation and all that.

>>57689414
admins do a hands off approach in reaction to incompetent global moderation, old 4chan had mods that were regular browsers for each board and kept all the mentally ill and tourists in check
the best they can do now are find tranny jannys that are obsessed over one topic and zealously delete stuff that don't suit their one single vision of the board and then burn out after 3 months of people calling them out

>>57689363
Should I short Tesla and GME?

>>57689425
Dear fucking God. I'm so glad I'm fucking off to Japan

I did good for a lil guy. Wish I had more to invest.

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

What if AI is actually Alien Technology?
What if the NVDA CEO is Satan?
What if the Terminator Movie is a prophecy?
We don't care don't we?

>>57688858
>>57689220
>VOO
I have some already, but man, buying at all time highs seems so fucking ridiculous

sold calls what should buy now

>>57689460
We nailed the son of god to a cross, we're worse than all of that shit.

>>57689458
Congrats anon

>>57689460
Tay has a song called AI-Hero

>>57689395
Would selling at your current income tax bracket push you into a worse one? Do you NEED to capture these gains now? I think waiting until they turn into a capital gain is perfectly fine. Unless you are desperate for a payday

Sure NVDA's sales look great, but the issue is that the companies they're selling to don't have a marketable product nor are they ever likely to. They got lucky in that they managed to transition from the Bitcoin bubble straight into the AI bubble, but unless another bubble comes along that requires outrageous amounts of computing power, it's gonna pop.

>>57689445
Hasn’t it rallied way too hard? It’s chart is basically straight up

>>57689458
be happy for making some nice money, don't worry too much about what-ifs fren

>>57689451
I'm expecting a small GME pump around their next earnings, and them I'm going to short it with perhaps my entire net worth.

>>57689455
Lol. Lmao.

>>57689471
>we
speak for yourself, kike

are you a bad enough dude to short this opening pump? guaranteed lunch selloff

>>57689469
you should buy BOXX instead of bonds/savings interest, it holds short term treasuries at around 5% yield but is structured with derivatives so you pay 0 taxes until you sell the fund

>>57689470
Exponentially grow it by buying puts.

>>57689479
nice

Cashfag here. Just capitulated. Bought bitcoin with half of my cash.

>>57689482
puts on what

>>57689487
The top; ladies and gentlemen.

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU ARE NEVER GONNA
KEEP ME DOWN

https://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc

>>57689494
>*puts on a condom*
What do you think?

>>57689474
>Would selling at your current income tax bracket push you into a worse one? Do you NEED to capture these gains now? I think waiting until they turn into a capital gain is perfectly fine. Unless you are desperate for a payday
No and no, but my current income tax bracket is likely gonna be 32%, while LTCG would be 15%. I don't need money now, I'm just anxious as fuck that this will all come crashing down like those two buildings in 2001 eh?

I never make any money.
Bull market or bear market.
I always lose money.

>>57689481
I'm rooting for you anon, i think gap fill 3/1 was a better target 497/5 on spy

>>57689487

>>57689494
SOXL
NVDA
QQQ
>what comes up and all that jazz

hhhnnnnggghhh

>>57689476
I don't understand what you're looking at. All I see is nice slow steady appreciation over the past 5 years that hasn't been fazed by any of the intervening market freakouts and nice healthy financials.

>>57689352
>not trading commodity ETFs that get taxed 60/40 long/short hold no matter how quickly you sell them after buying

>>57689499
oh god oh fuck

>>57689510
sell

>>57689510
Good enough to post and all that malarky

>>57689518
No.

>>57689475
This is my reasoning as well
they are projecting these earnings 100 years into the future

>>57689460
Anon it's a forgone conclusion.

>>57689510

>>57689528
>leaving 2grand on the table
Classic

>>57689475
>but unless another bubble comes along that requires outrageous amounts of computing power
it's more likely than you think

WE ARE BACK

>>57689475
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I WILL HAVE MY AI PC
>>57689239

I WILL ALSO HAVE MY AI TOOTHBRUSH, MY AI FRIDGE, MY AI ELECTRIC CATTLE
AI MONITOR
AI HEADSETS
AI AI

If I had sold all my aapl and amzn yesterday at lost and bough nvda I would have recovered all the money I have lost so far and still have made some extra.

>>57689528
No crying

>>57689501
>those two buildings in 2001
Three WTC buildings came down that day, anon. Buildings 1 and 2 were the two main towers, but building 7, the administrative building, also collapsed into its own footprint. The official narrative is that fire caused by the debris from buildings 1 and 2 sparked fires that made the building collapse spontaneously despite no other skyscraper in history ever collapsing due to fire. Hell, the Empire State was hit by a WW2 bomber in 1945 and the damage was pretty minimal.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/photo/fire-rages-through-guangzhou-skyscraper-flna2d11750497

Picrel, a Chinese skyscraper engulfed in fire that didn't collapse despite being made in fucking China of all places.

>he isn't prepared for the VTuber bubble

Someone convince me to not drop a paycheck on SMCI puts. AI might be legit but SMCI is a worthless piece of shit riding on the tails of Nvidia.

Biden winned

>>57689549
Sorry anon but Shion went on indefinite hiatus, it's just not happening.

>>57689371
Anon money won't make you happy only peace of mind can make you happy. Whether you end up on a rope or fading into darkness hooked up to medical equipment as your body fails. We all reach the same conclusion.

>>57689481
I'll ride with you anon

>>57689553
Wonnered, you fuckin ESL

>>57689542
I FUCKING LOVE AI

My female brokers new price target for NVDA is 910.

>>57689549
Vtuber bubble will never pop

>>57689481
I bought one QQQ put
lfg

can nvidia stop now I'm sorry for everything I have said and done please

>>57689295
You joke but I noticed I'm being flooded with ig ads with shit like "AI-powered" mini putt trainers. I don't understand how this isn't a top signal.

>>57689573
Is she AI?

>>57689534
I sold the 3/1 AMD call for $1700 profit. I'm riding NVDA into next week.

>>57689560
I just want this fake nigger pump to retrace 0.5% so I can get

FREE
LUNCH

>>57689506
if it goes up I'm at least somewhat in
if it dips I deploy rest of my cash

>>57689501
Wait then my man don’t let tax man take more from you for nothing. Tbh I’m a poorfag so maybe I’m not the best help.

And you may find yourself living in a studio apartment
And you may find yourself living in a surveillance state
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful AI environment, with a beautiful AI waifu
And you may ask yourself, "What the fuck is this shit?"

>>57689583
>AI-powered
Is so stupid. Even me as a nonnative would call it AI-enhanced. As if AI would be powering the device. AI is no battery.

It’s going to be today isn’t it.

>>57689282
Isn't Buffett against diversification?

>>57689598
ESL nigger

Huge top signal. I’m buying NVDA puts

>>57689573
Ask her specific questions about the marketability of the "AIs" that people are using Nvidia chips for. Nvidia is selling shovels in a gold rush, except there is no gold and as soon as people realise that they're not only going to stop selling shovels, but they'll have an awful lot of used shovels they can sell and undercut Nvidia's brand new shovels.

>>57689606
>>57689606
>>57689606

>>57689470
You just buy the regular stock and add a bit of VOO/SPY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Vkh1Iy5IA

>>57689611
Gemini is posting consistent results... oh...

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-02-22/google-to-pause-gemini-image-generation-of-people-after-issues-lsx286rh

>>57689597
Same as it ever was same as it ever was

>>57689608
Maybe the goal was to get gates to buy his bags.

>>57689559
I don't care about the conclusion. I care about the moment here and now, would've been awesome to be a millionaire and get whores to lick my ass while another one sucks my penis.

>>57689380
No. Would've been richer if i did gamble.
What I did was a pussy move.

>>57689478
>>57689472
Thanks guys, I said I was gonna get out when it hit 780 but looks like that was rejected.

>>57688804
Good more profits and slurping for me bitch!

My BOIL went down again on natural gas storage numbers

>>57689469
Setup a weekly buy for VOO that you know you can keep up even if things get shitty and you lose your job. Set it and forget it that way it takes out all of the emotion. If a crash happens in a few months you will be buying shares regardless and will thus lower your cost basis.

>>57688770
How we feeling about WBD? Earning Call on Friday is tempting me to make a move on it.