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first for anime

Banning Bobo is actually helping the Chink stock market

>Mongolian Mining Corp
>12.78 +1.30 (11.32%)

How does a bear live with themselves day in, day out? They must have no loved ones, from constantly spouting schizoid doomer shit.
Bulls are happy people. We are hopeful for the future, happy for others to succeed, and give advice on how to better yourselves.
Bears only want people to suffer, or to feel like they're suffering. They want people to feel doom and dread. They cut others down and berate them for their choices because they desperately need things to fall apart. For what? To make some money.
Every time a bear calls you a kike, remember they're wishing for others to fail so they can make a buck.

My job pays me $250,000 USD year and I still feel super poor, what gives?

Man this financial anxiety never goes away does it if you grew up poor? Seems like I'll never attain my goals no matter how many paychecks I collect

>>57686293
Are you in a high CoL area or something? If you're making that kind of money you really ought to be able to sock it away.
Alternatively, you're socking a lot of it away and you feel "poor" because you never spend any. If that's the case, go out occasionally, buy yourself something nice, take a vacation or two. Your mental health with thank you and you'll feel a lot better off.

>>57686293
after the 150k the taxes hurt real hard...this seems to be my effort ceiling anyway so im fine with that

>>57686275
>HHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>57686337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3C5Srcd83A

>>57686340
i needed that

>>57686293
> this financial anxiety never goes away does it if you grew up poor?
Outside of the oldest of old money, everyone has financial anxiety, even the multi-millionaires. The only difference is that when you're making that kind of money you know that you're probably always going to be okay no matter what day-to-day obstacles come up. For me, telling myself "it's going to be okay" when the roof leaked or the car broke down helped me reduce my anxiety.
> seems like I'll never attain my goals no matter how many paychecks I collect
By any reasonable measure, you can probably achieve 95% of your consoomer goals in life on a 250k income. Just takes diligence in saving/investing, and time for it to grow. You might never be "young and wealthy", but that's more luck than anything, you can be just about any other age and doing better than just about anyone else. You will also have more of a safety net if you do want to take big risks and try to get 8-9 figure wealth earlier.
t. 350k hermit techbro
>>57686328
> the taxes hurt real hard
You just find other ways to offset it, such as mortgage interest, sticking to long-term stocks, or taking advantage of tax-advantaged accounts to reduce your tax burden (401k, IRA, HSA, etc). That's not to say the taxes don't suck, but taxes are always going to suck no matter your income level and you have more flexibility at higher income levels to deal with it.

>>57686340
Yeah your post made me look at some vids again. This song rocks pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE

When the whole market pumped because of Tesla or Apple you could at least say these companies are making either a lot of money or it is showing the strength of the consumer.

NVDA selling data center bullshit is only directed at other companies. And these companies buy NVDA as somebody else said "gold shovels" to dig for gold. Tech companies will most likely benefit from it. Why is the whole "economy" pumping as if there was only Tech?
Everybody is buying this shit to not be left behind NOW, it doesn't mean they are doing it because they have enough money to spend or even demand for their services is there. It is an investment in the hopes it pays out.

>>57686293
That's caused by pessimism. You need to change your outlook of life.

Dear diary, in a tough spot these days. My friends stopped talking to me cause they don't wanna be around someone who's sad I guess, it's so bad that I've been talking to an AI to cope.
I am going to keep buying big tech for this feel.

Thanks and goodnight everynyan, I hope your blankets are warm and the other side of the pillow is ice cold.

>>57686360
Goodnight anyon. Sleep tight.

>>57686262
anime sex!

>>57686353
The only thing that matters in the stock market is making money. Take the L and move on.

>>57686374
>Futa

>>57686351
Wolf Totem and Black Thunder are also great.

I dont know why people are focusing on american uranium companies so much. they have very little production possible bc their deposits are so small unless there are a bunch of buyouts. Im waiting to buy back into deep yellow bc I think africa is the go to spot since both cameco and kazatamprom have no incentive to flood the market and have a history of missing production numbers

>>57686389
Cameco's locked into contracts set far below spot and which their current production can't cover; they absolutely would flood the market if they could.

New production will come online from NXE and DNN first. Maybe GLATF in Niger. Deep Yellow's not bad though.

People meme about shit like UUUU because of the ticker and rare earth angle. And UEC gets props not because it's American but because they're one of the few people with both production and barrels on hand.

>>57686389
It's easier to buy stocks of companies in the USA. URNM is great for intl exposure but individual intl companies are hard to break into.

>futures
THE WIND THE BIRDS
THE LOVE THE AIR
THE BREEZE THE JUNE
THE SPRING IN ME

https://youtu.be/TJAl1yRlQSc

>>57686374
exterminated

Natty Gas Nathans: was today a short covering rally? Rollover is coming up and IIRC brokers auto liquidate longs on Wednesday to avoid being on the hook for physical delivery.

>>57686367
Yes. Have some.

>>57686417
It was supposed to dump tomorrow! Why does it keep going up?

>>57686452
Because demand is higher than supply

>>57686409
I was thinking cameco could handle the difference if it meant they wait another year to or so to really kick production up so that can keep the prices higher and get better new long term contracts, I dont know if thats feasible but 2024 is not going to see huge production numbers.

I like UUUU the most out of north america bc chalmers worked with john borshoff when they were at paladin and he did other stuff too so he is actually experienced. I dont know much about amir at uec but dont like the way he pumps shit but I guess thats the nature of getting more attention to your company.
>DNN
they arent making a decision until 2025. borshoff at DYL is making that decision 3rd quarter this year. I know dnn has more existing resources but literally every junior is saying 2027.
>next gen
arrow is super promising but I do not believe them for a second that they are going to be online first, its such a big project and they would be building literally every piece of infrastructure faster than anyone ever has
>>57686413
oh yeah I guess thats true, if you get permissions from your broker though its a lot better bc you can even take advantage of arbitrage between the real tickers and the US versions, that is if you are playing individual tickers

>>57686256
buy stock it goes down, so now buy more, it keeps going down, so keep buying more. literally still have one position due to this anomaly.

>President Joe Biden considers an executive order that would tighten rules on asylum claims at the US-Mexican order

First he fucks the LNG producers because of the border, now he does the opposite to fuck with the voters who'd turn republican because of his stance
lol

Market's gonna open making me ~6k richer

>>57686488
No, anon. He's not going to do shit. But he'll *consider* doing something.
>>57686367
What stock do I buy to invest in this?

>>57686505
Not that I have any personal experience but I am told there are certain benefits offered to shareholders of Wayfair (W)

>>57686417
>mfw 336 NVDA stock and $10k in SPY 500c April calls
Tomorrow I'll start looking for my lambo color.

How are the NVDA puts doing bobo?

Anal sex with cute girls

>>57686345
I have zero anxiety about money. I'm afraid of my wife bitching about money but personally zero anxiety

>>57686541
They were highly profitable today thanks. I only kept one just in case. Turned the rest into AMD calls because I don't know why I don't think when I trade

Did you guys buy the dip though? I got in today at $666

>>57686555
CHECKED

>NYC Migrants to be given 10,000 shares of $NVDA per person according to reports

can anyone confirm if this is legit? what the fuck

>>57686389
There's only so many uranium companies as of now(im aware that as the bull run continues more will sprung up). But there's not a ton of options for "best uranium company". Most of these are speculative junior mining stocks, with tons of dilution, no mine and no profits. Even CCJ and KAP are deeply flawed. CCJ has shitty contracts and can never hit their quotas. KAP is sorta controlled by the Russians. Theres weird things going on at KAP, everyone important got fired or left in the last year and now they dont have acid? With that being said, a lot of the north american plays have performed really well. They're somewhat liquid, present in the ETFs, and big players cant access them yet, so its a perfect scenario for small money imo. There might be such an extreme deficit that some of these shitty companies that no one thinks could actually go into production could actually end up producing yellow cake. If the spot price goes to $200, we all know the smaller market cap companies that have good narratives and publicity will move the most.

I own EU, UUUU, UEC, DNN, ISO, FUU, MGA, BSK, CVV in north america
and Global atomic, goviex, and deep yellow in Africa. I say just buy URNJ since it captures all the good stuff

>>57686367
>>57686528
>>57686655
>Not oppai lolis

I sleep, they need to be stocks related too

>>57686585
>They were highly profitable today thanks. I only kept one just in case.
In case of what? That you were right?

>>57686256
SAM SULEK!!!

I bought the AMD dip but if I waited like a dumb nigger mutt monkey from America I'd be 25% up right now.
In short, I fucking hate mutts and your retarded nonsensical volatility. Stocks shouldn't pull a -10% because another company has earnings soon.

What is it about finance that attracts pedophiles?

>This ip is not allowed to post cute funny anime girls due to abuse.

>>57686528
My mom bought a leather chair and footstool from Wayfair. She received a leather chair and footstool. It's a combination of furniture. Too short, though. Mom is short but she put risers under the chair because she wanted taller. I suppose that figures as her second husband was some 8 inches taller than my dad. Dad 5'7". I wound up 6'1". Dunno how. Yes he is my father I am sure. Anyway Wayfair furniture is fine quality.

>>57686735
For me its ikea
>>57686555
Based and shitpilled.

>>57686733
Autism and intj

>>57686735
My father is 5'5 and I'm 6'1 and brother also, maybe slightly taller by 1cm or so.
And yes, he's our father, very clearly facewise and other features (torso etc).

>>57686733
>What is it about finance that attracts pedophiles?
Finance. Specifically trading. Trading attracts the mildly neuro atypical. Borderline certifiably not precisely sane. You have to have something wrong with you to gamble in this way day after day for years, not give up, keep going. Learn the entire market is bullshit and lines. Understand realization and use it for context to improve your decision making for profit.
>>57686760
My desk is an Ikea product. The old tv stand I am currently using to hold my 20 gallon aquarium is also Ikea. The aquarium in total probably weighs around 250 pound so that is good enough quality.

>S&P almost repumped to ATH based on NVDA earnings
This somehow can't be right.

OIL and NATGAS

>>57686794
Ai is unironically the future old man.
We are just at the start of the fifth industrial revolution.

>>57686794
The whole reason it dumped is NVIDIA earnings.

>>57686279
their behaviour is caused by having a small penis

>>57686279
You're wishing for others to buy in after you.

I think SOXL will double tommorow, I just have a feeling its going to 100 percent gain

ARM chads roll call.

>futures

https://youtu.be/M_Re8fah0Ag?si=XFvTRquWByK3phfU

The Nikkei 225 has finally returned to its high from 1989.

Why are these two futures the same? What happens in Dec '24?

>>57686928
double top confirmed?

NVIDIA is undervalued even when it reaches $1000, the future is AI

>>57686928
On the other hand USDJPY is above 150 again

>>57686936
kek
>>57686946
Yeah, and there's been 35 years of inflation. It's all nominal, really.

>>57686928
the jews fear the samurai

so... investering $100 in .random penny stocks a bad ideal ?

EVERYBODY IS BUYING NVIDIA CHIPS OR WHATEVER AND SPENDING MONEY ON 75% MARGIN SHIT, AKA OVERPRICED STUFF
BUUUUUUUUUUYBUBUYBYBUUUUUUUUUUYBUBUYBYBUUUUUUUUUUYBUBUYBYBUUUUUUUUUUYBUBUYBYBUUUUUUUUUUYBUBUYBYBUUUUUUUUUUYBUBUYBY

So I'm long and all, but am I the only one who thinks that the NVIDIA earnings were kind of a letdown?
Beat was lesser than rumors, forward expectation of earnings growth is trending toward stagnation and the CEO is flagging for a slew of issues.
Just trying to realistic.

How do you guys buy stocks? do you buy $100, $500 or like $1000 worth at a time. Or do you go big and drop like 5k or 10k on a stock?

how high was nvda yesterday post market?

>>57686293
lol doubts anyone making that sorta $
is on 4chan in the middle of the night

>>57686345
>only difference is that when you're making that kind of money you know that you're probably always going to be okay no matter what day-to-day

Holy hell we are SO fucking back, nikkeibros. Back BIG

>>57687031

>>57687024
I just buy as much as I can, because if I'm right it will be cool and if I'm not then I can wait until my next paycheck to try again

You may call the DAX, DAIX now.
We have AI chemicals, AI cars, AI carparts, AI insurance, AI banks, AI turbine engines, AI planes, AI appartments, AI clothing

>>57686983
you would just waste that money on goyslop anyway so might as well

>>57687053
I've been trading for 3 or 4 years and only just learned that Germany is the biggest economy in EU

>>57686488

step1 move abroad
step2 give up citizenship
...
step4=profits

Uhhhh who are all these new people asking stupid questions. Go buy some stupid dog coin or something.

>>57687053
Bayer has problems because it isn't using enough AI.

France has AI leatherbags

>the samurai is back
>the Krautchad is back
Dangerous (good) times ahead, frens

Peak insanity reached?

>>57687024
i just buy basically you buy one and it goes down so then you buy more. right now i only have one stock due to this makes sense lowering the average cost per share. kind of sucks because i want to buy more.

>>57686539

yes but i did NOT have $1,000 to invest back then
now i has $1,000 in trading account and

am thinking about buying random penny stocks

>>57687069

thx for the advice Elon

>>57687051
>>57687099
appreciate the reply. I bought one stock so far for 500 and its already down almost 10% lmao

>>57687101

inserta pic

>>57687101
you might as well buy lottery tickets.
If you want to gamble, you should just find something with a lot of implied volatility based on it's option chain in the next month or so.

>>57687069
sorry, didn't know only you jews we're allowed to try and make money. Shalom

>>57687117
keep buying more of it unless it is a shit stock. does the company have good FCF? do you look at the 10q and chart out its quarterlies? make sure your company is doing good. if it is then keep buying more when it goes down.

if you are investing in pennystocks and stuff this advice doesn't really work because a lot of microcaps just go bankrupt or don't make a lot of money.

By the end of the week (if not today), NVDA will have a market cap of 2T.

>mercedes +4% on weak guidance etc
lol

>>57686256
I'm from an (almost) tax haven, and I was so unwilling to learn about taxes I just moved to Dubai.
Having to actually do them felt more draining than losing the money.

>>57687098
Somewhere between no, yes, and maybe

i wanna buy a PowerBall ticket but im not in USA

>>57687133
It's woolworths, which is one of australia's biggest companies. I just thought i'd start with something like that instead of blowing all my money on penny stocks from the start

>>57687138
>he asked the AI to generate a 1320's german farmer in front of the NVIDIA logo

the top starts when bobos capitulate and buy in

true euphoria

Need a ticker that tends to crab and trend sideways, trying to calibrate an indicator

Yields...

Literal news online about indices reaching new ATH on NVDA earnings. What the fuck are you supposed to think of that? A company is selling chips and that will benefit each company buying (if it even is a company that is buying)
And competitors also pump or other tech companies that aren't really AI too.

>>57687180
they operate in new zealand too. their stores suck btw

>>57687205
The top is when the Federal Reserve pops this irrational tech bubble again just like they intentionally did in 2000.

>German HCOB Manufacturing PMI Feb P: 42.3 (est 46.0; prev 45.5)
- HCOB Services PMI Feb P: 48.2 (est 48.0; prev 47.7)
- HCOB Composite PMI Feb P: 46.1 (est 47.5; prev 47.0)

literally dying and stock market reaches ATH

>>57687244
>down 8.something%
i know

>BESI

eurobros are we eating good right now?

$1000 TODAY

>>57687239
Its literally good news for the entire world. I wasn't kidding when the entirety of humanity hinged on this one earnings call.

Can you imagine paying 2% of the market value of your entire stock holdings every year?
I could not imagine anything more cucked than living in a property tax + HOA state and not just renting

>>57687264
>>57687205
I found some interesting articles around 1994-1996 of everyone talking about exuberance and euphoria and 'shoeshine boy' moments, and the market just proceeds to melt up for the next 5 years.
Really makes me re-evaluate the usefulness of attempting to use macro/valuations for investments and trades.

>>57687331
>implying the property taxes aren't passed on the renter aka higher rent.

>>57687341
where do the taxes get passed if you live in your own home?

>he did it, the crazy son of a bitch actually did it

>>57687350
Keep paying the rent thinking tax cost isn't included. Sorry to break your bubble kid.

>>57687341
>>57687356
don't you get raped by capital gains tax when you sell your property?

>>57687388
Depends on how many years you held it or lived in it. In some cases there aren't any capital gains taxes.

>>57687340
>use macro/valuations
Literally worthless in the current market, less than worthless, you'll lose money

Bears have been fucking QUANTUM DELETED FROM THE UNIVERSE

i was tempted to make a pre earnings gamble on nvida. but didnt cos gambling is stupid.

dunno maybe ill stay cash gang for awhile and watch the markets.

>>57687412
still early, hombres

>>57687264
>>57687239
>>57687403
The thing is with those 77% margin profit, everyone who's buying those chips will offload the cost on the next nigger using their product, which will be a chain reaction for inflation while still having the rate at 5.5%
So I'm sure Jpow will be please to see that the economy is so flush with money, that everyone can afford and shiny H100 chip from Nvidia, so why even bother lowering rate, right?
This is the death of bond and all small caps lmao

lol
lmao

>>57686353
Because AI is the only thing that matters now. The singularity is near.

>>57687443
NVDA will hit 1488 by Hitlers birthday. In the future AI will figure out time travel, we will go back to the battle of Stalingrad and win the war screencap this.

>anon, just how fucked were you before NVDA earnings?
Very very fucked Kent, thank you for asking.
I really must thank leather jacket man for his fucking of all the bobo put holders right in their gay bear asses.

>>57687456
AI been rippin for over a year now, what is the next thing for stocks?

>>57687453
Until there is no AI Waifu it is irrelevant. Especially for bizraelis, not me though, cause I don't want one.

>permabulls smug because the market keeps getting more and more retarded
The longer this goes on the more magnificent the crash will be. Enjoy it while it lasts I guess.

>>57687464
Miss May I

wallah just like that NVDA will never be below 750(until da split)

>>57687464
AI isn't nearly done but the next thing is Uranium, I heard there will be a shortage by 2027. Price could increase from 35 USD a pound to 150+ for yellow cake.

>>57687453
>The singularity is near.
Wrong.
LLM's aren't AGI. One could argue that they aren't AI at all.

>>57687472
first day after earnings and bobos already coping

DAX pumped August also on NVDA earnings, still didn't stop what followed.

And burgers are selling it off.

damnit nvidia

>>57687472
computer bad

>>57687492
It's not "cope". I didn't lose anything because I knew how irrational the market is right now and stayed the fuck out. There will be a LOT of bagholders after this over.

fuck all volume behind all the price rises
open will be interesting

>>57687515
being muh doomer prediction when the market is bullish is retarded. follow the market trend

>>57687534
>just follow the rest of the sheep off the cliff
No thanks.

>>57687556
I D I O T
D
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>>57687556
Just buy stocks like ARM SMCI and AMD at 1 GORILLION P/E's you stupid fucking bear chud.

>>57687462
>putd on dwac and pltr
anon you are so stupid..... when will you learn puts are not the way?

OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO

IM MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY

OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO

IM GOING TO BUY A LEATHER JACKET

RRRAAAAAAAGGH!
I can't fucking find the bug in my code.
The trading strategy goes infinite negative no matter what I change!

While he complains about the bubble i'm up 10% in a day. Congrats on your moral victory?

NVDA revenue by country
>europoors

>>57687515
>i knew how irrational the market is, thats why I chose to not make money. I am just too smart to profit

>>57687556
shorting a bull run means your jumping out of a window on your own.

i said follow the trend. not guess the trend

AMD $300 END OF MARCH
NVDA $1000 END OF MARCH
BUY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND SLURP EVERY FUCKING DIP. DONT LISTEN TO BEARS THEY ARE ALWAYS WRONG AND ARE GETTING HEEMED CONSTANTLY

made some more sports bets. if i get a win from them too i might pivot in to sports gambling.

>>57687598
Youre probably doing margin or not doing account balance correctly when simulating buys

EU CORE inflation was -0,9% mom and it is still 3,3 yoy, lol.

Last month it was +0,5 and yoy was 3,4%

>>57687686
bullish. all inflation down from december

>>57687515
>I didn't lose anything
Yes you did, inflation is killing your cash sitting on the sidelines every day. You wouldn't have lost anything had you bought something that beat inflation, which you did not.

>Google pauses Gemini, in regards to creating human depictions.

>>57687717
Most of money is in real estate and my Chinese ETFs are up 7% in the past month. I just don't see the point of participating in the game of financial musical chairs that is the US stock market right now.

>>57687634
NVDA 1000 EoD

>>57687634
NVDA 1000 by March. Split announcement for 4:1, then NVDA 400 by April.

>>57687738
Link?
I bought Googl puts because of this shit show btw. they are hilariously behind in AI because muh diversity

>>57687742
>the US stock market is a game of musical chairs
>I trust the PCC won't fuck me up like they did dozens of times in the past
stockholm syndrome

>>57687742
Chinese etfs, fucking kek. These are the kinds of retards who are bearish on the US.
Make sure to buy downside protection for the next time Xi disappears one of your CEOs.

I'm still in cash, waiting for sizeable correction to enter

Made $3.4 million usd from nvidia and counting
Wat do

>>57687598
Invert your strategy then

>>57687752
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-02-22/google-to-pause-gemini-image-generation-of-people-after-issues-lsx286rh

>>57687772
>"We're aware that Gemini is offering inaccuracies in some historical image generation depictions," Google had said on Wednesday.
Their AI was designed to lie and people called bullshit lmao

it will open high then bleed out over the entire day like back in August last year right
..right?

>Sold SMCI before before the dip and neglected to buy the dip
nooooo don't leave with out me

>>57687791
+4% day tomorrow

>>57686275
>can only be bought in lots of 3k stocks
why though

>>57687843
>why though
To filter poorfags.

>>57687665
The core accounting stage works fine when testing a really simple system.
>pic rel
Things break when I change which instruments I trade. Which is really odd.

>>57687770
Yeah, I'll have the broker pay me commissions and spreads for the privilege of having me on their platform.

>>57687791
euro markets are neon green, futures are neon green.

I'm ridin' with Biden nigguh

We did it, we killed bobo.

>AT&T, Verizon and T-Mobile users report outage - Cell networks down nationwide

BLACK SWAN EVENT AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>57687919
Yeah I don’t have phone service just WiFi. I think it’s Russian space nukes.

>https://x.com/chuckcallesto/status/1760512046666293366

As a home depot wagie, I'm pretty fucking scared this shit will happen to all stores nationwide soon. I'm shorting retail stocks in preparation.

>Reuters
>@Reuters
>AI leader Nvidia rises as forecast tops Wall Street's lofty goals

Why call NVDA AI leader? They are selling the hardware for AI or not? But creating AI and marketing it, selling it are other companies like for example Google with their topnotch product Gemini.

So who is actually the AI leader, AI-software wise and not hardware.

>>57687940
when you hear AI, you hear Nvidia. simple as

>>57687940
OpenAI / Microsoft

>Germany PMI numbers
>Germany slashes growth prognosis from 1.2% to 0.2%
Nice one DAXbros. Fortunately, a cratering economy for the middle class and below is great for stocks. I feel sorry for bobos shorting EU. Incredibly high revenue, record low PE, and high demand... and you're still shorting?

>>57687919
Kek they really are going to dump NVDA, aren’t they?

How high does it go today lads? I'm gonna say $825

>>57687974
>Incredibly high revenue, record low PE, and high demand... and you're still shorting?
No-one cares about that. The FTSE is really low P/E as well. But people would rather invest in US tech tranny stocks. Not to mention the extremely high weighting in passive trackers as well.

>open short CFD position on SPY after it went up 1%
>price immediately goes up by a couple of dollars and I'm consistently in the red
Why does it feel like the market is conspiring against me?

>>57687984
Just dont short bobo. you beclown yourself

>>57687984
You are conspiring against yourself with such retarded moves

>>57687984
does this look like a downtrend to you? why are you shorting

>>57687983
FUCK I'M DOWN $250

New ATH for SPX.

>>57688009
What even is a downtrend? Look at 2022 and the crazy pumps while it was on a "downtrend".

If you shorted waiting for a confirmation after a dump, you'd get fucked hard by the retard pump following.

>>57687791
Anon the bottom was in 2022. SPY 500 is the new bottom.

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING THIS OVERPRICED SHIT RIGHT NOW!

>>57688027
I dunno, it's weird if you ask me. It's like the market has already priced us going back to 0% interest rates.

>>57688027
Me.

>>57688027
You’re looking at em rookie

>>57688027
I dont buy, i just dont sell a single share simple as

>>57687214
Tickers NI, GGE, and RS.

>up 14% premarket
you did buy the dip... right?

>>57687316
>when my fucking cat food stock goes up AH because of NVDA
Well, this is the world we live in I guess. Gotta play the game.

I think NVDA is a garbage stock

>>57688105
the grapes are sour huh?

What do I do with this anons? Sell at open? Let ride for a while?

What with the profits? Reinvest in 30DTEs? Jump to SMCI?

>still in cash waiting for a dip

>>57688135
recession incoming

>>57688135
Same

>>57688135
>>57688148
Fomo now to mark the top.

>>57688122
Sell at open IV is going to drop fast on them.

>>57688027
Blackrock+Vanguard

>>57688140

guess what happens if trump wins

I'm a bobo and unironically thinking about hedging a little. Make of that information what you will. I'm making my calculations already.

>>57688027
you would rather hold dollars?

AI is going to destroy society.

>>57688135
>>57688148
Anon you know with small regular investments you can easily average into the market and in the event of a massive correction you can put that idle cash to use. I mean I don't need to tell you this but sitting in cash for any period of time during this period of inflation and price increases is disastrous unless you were buying appreciating assets or having fun.

I mean you at least treated yourself with that cash right you aren't just hoarding it like a miser waiting for a 99% market correction are you? You do know that with inflation the bottom is no elevated far beyond the loss of 2 years ago right?

Mumus are euphoric

If you guys want to know what real Talmudic magic is, look up BOXX.

female anal farts

>>57688230
>t. never had a gf
A lot of you guys will realise that a lot of fetishes are fucking disgusting if you finally get a girl.

>>57688205
Too be fair though, NIGGERS AND JEWS, so maybe, maybe not.

Good god, i need to know what will happen once NYSE opens

I hope Gyna invades Taiwan and crashes tech troon stuff to zero.

NVDA COMPUTER? 761$

>>57688169
That's the plan I think, I'm not seeing the massive 1000EOW at the end of the tunnel like everyone else unless a boatload of shorts have to cover.
>>57688205
Thank you, now wear something skimpier next time.

Exactly 15 mins ago somebody woke up and thought about selling NVDA >>57688257
758 now, down from 772

I love how SPY is tracking NVDA. Fucking clown market.

Have you guys learned to trade futures yet using ict concepts?

I dont think the ai can make it obsolete since there already is ai algorithms driving the market.

They won't ban it because they want retail liquidity.

I just made 11k in a week.

Mind you it took me a very long time to get to the point where I am profitable but now I'm consistently profitable

>>57688254
>the absolute state of the bobo thesis

>mutt premuttket opens
>instant dump
Get nuked you fucking faggots.

>>57688239
>feembraps are disgusting
spotted the virgen

>>57688264
761,6

>>57688205
>You do know that with inflation the bottom is no elevated far beyond the loss of 2 years ago right?
There is inflation but it's not as extreme as people think. If you look at wholesale prices the dollar has lost 50% of its value in ~5 years.

>>57688248
You interrupt me again and I'm taking away your Burger King crown and putting you in the time out pen with no Oil to look at.

What’s the argument against shorting literally any semi companies besides nvda and maybe lam research at open

>>57688278
>I've only lost 50% of my value
Anon...

>>57688105
Me too, my plan is still to short them, tho I must delay the operation.

>>57688273
WAT?

>>57688286
Yeah but it took like 5 years.

Seems I won't be alive to see the end of the trading week. It's been fun you guys. Good luck!

>>57688304
Just tell the Albanian faggots you will suck their dicks if they give you one more day.

>>57688304
it's literally just money, bro, chill the fuck out

EU officially achieved Weimar 2.0

>>57688317
What'd I miss this time

>>57688280
>constantly posts the worst taker iteration

>>57687763
Convert to dividends and never work another day in your life

>>57688324
EU pumping nonstop while especially germany is dying PMI-wise.

Inflation at 2,8% yoy and core at 3,3% yoy (even with -0,9% mom lol) and they think june will be a cut.

YPF is the next Petrobras it has huge projected growth for 2024 and 2025 and trading on insanely low forward EBIT. It is THE integrated oil play for the next 2 years.

Earnings are upcoming 29th and they're expected to go from -115 to +1160 EPS

>>57688345
Plus with Milei in power there's 0 chance of any commie socialists fucking it up.

>>57687915
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

>>57688291
You had a chance bobo. We all said it. Well everyone who isn’t a goddamn bot

>>57688338
>economy is shrinking
>inflation is high
>they want to cut rated
Maybe they should have listened to us about how retarded their energy sector is

>>57688345
Where do you see share price point in a years time?

Thank you Nvidia and Thank you Joe Biden. You got my vote

Is the drawdown over? is it time to buy the mag7 again now?

>>57688373
If Petrobras is anything to go on 100% from share price increase and 100% from divvies.

Petrobras went through the exact same revenue growth trajectory under Bolsonaro.

>>57688338
Lagarde promised a cut in June. She can't go back

>>57688380
I live in a deep red county and the streets are filled with Biden campaign signs.

>>57688393
No, she didn't.

>>57688027
You call it "overpriced", I call it "pricing for success".
You're the kind of person to have been screeching that AAPL was overpriced in 2019 and try to short it all the way up.

>>57688338
EU is lucky that this year has been warm + lots of rain + windy --> "cheap" electricity (which is a huge part of the inflationary package).
China seems to have stabilized and the US is growing so the export industry is still doing great.
Gasoline and oil is kind of on the rise so I fuckin doubt we will get a cut. Why even cut? These rates are still far below the historic average and are not restrictive at all.
But EU has decided to just gigapump and that's that.

>>57688404
An easy win for the good guys

>>57688372
>Maybe they should have listened to us about how retarded their energy sector is
Kek. Orlen was a refining company up until they acquired PGNIG, now 50% of their income is from GAS. Which brings them to a P/E of 2.8.

>>57688405
Why do people do this?
Central bank (or fed, take your pick):
>we will not cut rate until we receive more data. We are not setting dates.
Retards (including private financial institutions):
>omg they are totally going to cut rates in June!

>>57688419
Europe has basically been choking its economy with its high tax wealth state. It only worked because 1) America paid for its defense and 2) interest rates are zero

Now both are changing

>>57688432
QE is a hell of a drug

>>57688432
Almost if the Federals Reserve number one mandate is to push the markets higher and make the rich richer you stupid fucking ape newfagggot.

Neither the US nor Europe will see rate cuts this year.
Mark my words. In fact, we will likely see hikes

>>57687068
Wrong! Once you've migrated and renounced, you get nonresident alien status, which means your US-source capital gains are taxed at 0%. That means you don't ever want to move back. You can visit for a few weeks per year, though.

tfw you realize this AI rally is just another pivot cope

>>57688465
You retard. The markets constantly work AGAINST the federal reserve and will literally make shit up to cope that rate cut will happen (two more weeks)

>>57688419
Because there's an election coming you retard.

NVIDEA
Who is buying that garbage?
Its worth more than walmart exxon mobile and tesla combined?

>>57688488
we will likely see a -20% before we see another +5%
mark my words

>nvda up 12% premarket
i am financially redeemed. Bull market saved. New aths for rest of q1.

>>57688492
Two more weeks you imbecile the FED has literally pushed the markets up FOR DECADES.

>>57688385
>Is the drawdown over?
yes.
>mag7
no you should avoid googl, tesla and aapl. they all suck.

>>57688392
I’ll check it out thanks for the recommendation

>>57688494
Historically, elections don't really correlate that much with market's movements. Plus, the big boys running the market don't care because both sides need the market to run well.
>>57688495
>exxon mobile
Get with the times, grandma. Exxon was cool 20-30 years ago and if you managed to catch the Covid dip. But now? Oil is basically dead (as in there is no growth). Their revenue was negative y/y and they have no super AI chips.
NVDA's EPS, revenue, net result were all +300% y/y. Fuckin beat that, man. There is no big cap that can match such a growth

will spy hold above 503 all day or will it go down a little?

>>57688495
>Its worth more than walmart exxon mobile and tesla combined?
Yes. Yes it is. And with 27% of their revenues going into R&D it will continue to fuck the competition silly.

>>57688533
it'll drop under 400 before the end of March
mark my words, might even see it approach 300

i've made a huge mistake

>>57688532
but their qoq growth is slowing, percentagewise.
in absolute numbers they added 4,2 billion from q2 to q3 and 3,9 billion from q3 to q4 in regards to data center, which is the only thing that matters for NVDA.

>>57688517
>>57688392
didnt lula make petrobras cut back on divies to save the country money? its a bad idea to wrap nationalize industries with your investments imo.

>>57688549
Lula is a commie faggot Milei won't do that

>>57688543
I said today you nigger not the end of march

>>57688549
Whatever he did doesn't change the fact PBR holders are up 10x with dividends since the coof crash.

>>57688547
>tfw you realize you should have just Lrnd2NATGASANDOIL

>>57688554
How the fuck does that fat commie fuck keep getting reelected? Does Brazil have its own deep state?

>>57688547
>SO I MADE A BIG MISTAAAAAAAAAKE! TRY TO SEEEEE IT ONCE MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs?t=58

>>57688561
yeah i just looked at it and up nicely still so guess it didnt matter.

>>57688572
>Does Brazil have its own deep state?
PBR is a product of the deep state. Every country has a deep state what kind of ignorant question is that.

It's over.

>>57688543
>mark my words
>>57688498
>mark my words
>>57688478
>Mark my words

>>57688548
That is true. The China restrictions act also meant that their growth in China was negative so that be a contributing factor.
Still, even with tough "comparison numbers" y/y from now on, they still gave an insane guidance... and what's more??? Their forward PE is about 30-40 which is miles ahead of everyone else.
While both AMD and INTC gave "poor" guidances, NVDA beat expectations. So yeah, no wonder NVDA keeps pumping. Relative to its peers, it is bloody cheap

>>57688572
No South Americans are just retards with 0 memory and constantly vote in commies then when the commies make them poor and hungry they vote in some far right guy who fixes the economy then when the economy gets fixed they go right back to voting for commies who promise more gibs

It's a permanent cycle in South America

Boy there sure is a lot of coping in this thread

>>57688591
>The China restrictions act also meant that their growth in China was negative so that be a contributing factor.
Chinks are buying NVDA chips in Singapore.

I want to take profit sometime this week but what should i do with it?
What are some hidden gems?

Just got those news. They are german.
I don't know what the fuck is meant with
>POLIZEI
Polizei is POLICE, the police force. So what retarded translation error is that? From policy?
They probably used AI for that.
Topic is a reuters-survey. So maybe the word survey was translated wrong? It's about the target for S&P at the end of 2024

>>57688597
>China restrictions
>china buys through SEA
>iran sells oil through french polynesia islands
>russia sells oil through india
there are no such thing really as sanctions anymore.

>>57688597
Singapore is a police state. So their government is, must be, in on it.

Is nobody else concerned that the entire United States stock market held its breathe in anticipation of a singular companies earnings report? And then when the earnings proved favorable we have a massive premarket jump back to near all time highs? How long until the house of cards comes tumbling down if all it would’ve taken was a single bad earnings report?

>>57688608
As long as I have my stop orders in place and keep them updated I don't give a fuck. There is no civic virtue involved.

>>57688604
>there are no such thing really as sanctions anymore.
Never was.
>>57688607
Everyone is in on it. The Chinks The Americans The Singaporeans.

>How long until the house of cards comes tumbling down

>>57688608
It's going to take longer for the fundamentals to drag the stock. We have the same earnings growth as the emerging market.

Also don't forget Boomers own over half of the entire stock market and they are slowly selling it all before they die in the next decade.

bullish for euro defence stocks?

>>57688608
It's going to end the same way Cisco ended in 2000. Infrastructure booms have a short life span. Either this year or next year you will see margins go down and inventory go up as demand cools and competition from AMD and Intel ramps up.

>>57688612
>stop orders
All this gives you is a place in the queue during the fire sale. I honestly think they're more trouble than they're worth.

>>57688629
>euro defence stocks?
They have those?

>>57688633
Everybody who trusted to their lightning reflexes and sage judgement when SMCI melted down was left holding the bag. Stop orders prevent catastrophe. They lock in gains. What are you going to do when a major temblor hits the Bay Area and the HQ for most of the Magnificent 7 lie in fucking ruins? Only stop orders will save you from meltdowns.

>>57688608
I just did my duty as a WASP and changed out my 9v fire alarm batteries

>>57688608
>he in anticipation of a singular companies earnings rep
happens all the time. plenty of times it was apple consumer demand saving it too. its simply a reflection of traders sentiments not actual financials.
>>57688631
>. Infrastructure booms have a short life span.
nah doubt it. nvidia survived covid already. the software propriety power they have is no where near the same as routers and office phones of cisco.

>>57688654
>lightning reflexes and sage judgement
Obviously that's even worse.
>Stop orders prevent catastrophe. They lock in gains.
Not at all. Puts do that, stop orders don't lock in anything.

>instant repump

>>57688653
Ehhhh they have performed better than their US equivalents, m8. SAAB and Rheinmetall have both performed exceedingly well.

>>57688654
>Only stop orders will save you from meltdowns.
tell that to the PANW baggies

What are the arguments against doing stock-splits? It's largely academic but I've yet to really see an argument for why certain blue chips trade shares valued in the hundreds. The best argument seems to be that pension funds like it and it sends a confidence signal.

>>57688689
To keep prestige and the poorfags out

How is everybody laying off and everybody still employed? lol

>>57688653
RHM, SAAB, even BAI are doing well, despite the latter producing garbage like the Challenger tanks, only being saved by the former Swedish Bofors division actually producing competent vehicles that make it to export markets

>>57688691
Most traders offer the ability to buy fractional shares, don't they? Schwab does. You want to buy $5 of Apple or Nvidia because you work at Burger Fling and that's all you can afford, go right ahead.

>Initial Jobless Claims 201K vs 213 (previous) vs 215 (expected)
USbros, why is your economy so strong? Apparently, people just love working in the US.
>>57688698
Yeah, SAAB is doing good work. Sweden's neutrality is really paying off. FUckin weaklings

>>57688708
You don't own fractional shares.

>>57688710
Hate to break it to you, but you don't own full shares either, unless you have a paper certificate, or an account with the depository.

>>57688710
I certainly fucking *do.*

Dividend investing general /dig/
>>57688721
>>57688721

>>57688709
>USbros, why is your economy so strong?
It's not. Most of the people that were laid off were tech workers with 6 month severance packages and massive savings. They won't start applying for unemployment for another month or so. The ones that don't have this have either given up or started working at mcdank's.

>>57688720
>Muh paper certificate
Meh. You could say you own a derivative, either way it doesn't matter. You *do* own a share of the company and you're owed dividends etc. from the company and any parties in between.

>2 year at 4.7%
>30 year at 4.5%

kek TLT baggies

SMG NIGGERS WILL SPY GO DOWN OR UP TODAY

>>57688726
you literally don't, all stocks are owned by Cede&Co

>>57688709
Our government is engaging in Soviet-style macroeceonomic fuckery. None of their figures take into account the 10+ million felons they have allowed into our country over the past 3.5 years.

>>57688744
up you dumb nigger

>>57688629
Defence stocks got #rekt yesterday and are just about recovering today. The issue has been with the Munich security conference demonstrating that there really still isn't a coherent leadership on European defence and the big players still seem somewhat unsure of how quickly spending will ramp up owing to all the other budget pressures going on.

There's a big discussion to have on this, especially with the drone industry being the new meta with institutional uptake being slow and so many start-ups shooting up. Unfortunately I don't have anyone to talk to because /k/ is full of poorfags and /biz/ ignores defence.

>>57688744
Checked. Fake dump & profit taking at open then ath.

>>57688770
>>57688770

>>57688761
You can talk to me, I’m warriortard. I’m a bit of a celebrity on /k/

>>57688742
The broker owns the legal title to the share you buy in your account. You have beneficial ownership.

>>57688761
Wandering /k/ommando here: Nighttime /k/ would welcome an infodump on all of this.

>>57688778
So if my broker goes under all my stocks mysteriously vanish, eh?

>>57688778
Not my broker, mutt.

>>57688774
I don’t get it, I said c was the best person and c is the best person. What’s the point they’re trying to make, my intuition is right?

>>57688796
Lel, I'm not a mutt you mong. And it's the same across the world. Like I said, unless your name is on the legal title (i.e. you have an account at the depository), then you only have beneficial title.

>>57688783
In theory, they're supposed to segregate client assets.

>>57688778
And they owe you the results of whatever you do with it. So again you could argue technically you own a synthetic share that's a derivative of the share but there really is no practical distinction (except maybe if you exceed what's insured but you should never do that no matter what you're doing.) so no one cares and it's just technical pedantry.
>>57688783
No you're insured to something like $150k.

>>57688542
NVDA coomers will soon get the rope. That being said I hold a lot of SOXL.

I have no NVDA, but I am considering selling some losing positions and dumping them into NVDA just to see where it goes.

>>57688333
It ain't at the top yet

>>57689043
How do you know when the top will be?

>>57687763
sell and never look at it again, till after the next stock market crash

green dildo up my ass